@@AyushButola69 Chill dude, no one is making fun of the guy in the video, it's just a meme
@Coticotactico26 күн бұрын
Boss: why are you late? Him: I was ironing my bed💀
@Sewwyboi16 күн бұрын
To loosely quote my boy Schlatt, anyone who does this is a serial killer. Run.
@BreadGood_2115 күн бұрын
Bro he is unemployed totally 💀👍👍
@ME3DITs14 күн бұрын
bold of you to assume he has a boss
@zoffka__633314 күн бұрын
Little did you know his the boss😂
@nnsh856213 күн бұрын
And mad 😂
@kpizzleprice664913 күн бұрын
That unemployed friend on Monday:
@monke35482 күн бұрын
Some how, making your own bed, cleaning your own house, and exercising means you are unemployed 🙄 i literally wake up make my bed clean my house have breakfast and leave of work, though i go to gym at the evening....bt hey, somehow according to some people's standards, that makes me unemployed or rich🤷🏻♂️ if u dont do that? Consider yourself filthy privileged or lazy piece of sht
@zedkon3302Күн бұрын
How our parents expect us to make our bed in the morning:
@yama57392 күн бұрын
LMFAO😂😂😂😂
@sunflower_market22 сағат бұрын
Bro is living a Pinterest life
@DefneAtalay-og6qk28 күн бұрын
Fr
@Darwizzy_is_him21 күн бұрын
Fr though
@HannahZiada21 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@7466ypb19 күн бұрын
Evett
@User7276717 күн бұрын
nah bro is straight up batrick pateman
@firozahmmed12317 күн бұрын
Only if we all had 27 fucking hours in the morning 💀
@TheKillar6927 күн бұрын
No shit right? 😂 fuck all that noise
@crissylonghorn177426 күн бұрын
Fax 😅@@crissylonghorn1774
@TheKillar6926 күн бұрын
I still wouldn't do it.
@reanaa23 күн бұрын
@@reanaa lol
@BarcaGoat_1023 күн бұрын
True dat
@MLBANDST22 күн бұрын
THIS guy is more motivated then 90% of people
@monamin8772_its_ME2 күн бұрын
more like 99%
@dhruvvarshney33912 күн бұрын
He doesn’t do that stuff it’s for the short😂😂😂😂
@ltj9950Күн бұрын
@@ltj9950yay you are jesus you know everything ❤
@asifdilawar1044Күн бұрын
bc he doesnt works or study. He probably is a rich guy owner of a company
@darkzzz7074Күн бұрын
Men when they are not asked to clean the room with their mother
@Remasterd_studioКүн бұрын
bro treats his bed better than anyone has ever treated me in my life 😭
@kyrocopterКүн бұрын
Even serial killers are afraid of this guy💀
@yashwantshivasridhar57867 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gregoryp92066 күн бұрын
He is a serial killer
@lukeskywalker39626 күн бұрын
@@lukeskywalker3962 nope! U wouldn't know a serial killer even if you married one
@battlenetcs6 күн бұрын
SUS@@battlenetcs
@AnonGamer7866 күн бұрын
That's clearly Patrick Bateman's cousin @@battlenetcs
@ReallyRealDog6 күн бұрын
American Psycho vibe 😂 Much respect to the discipline and subtle off-white coloring.
@JenSando6 күн бұрын
Bone white 😅 He probably has calling cards too 🤣
@UndergroundRap4eva6 күн бұрын
I think we should just call him patrick bateman
@isenewotheophilus64856 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly!
@IvanaMatel6 күн бұрын
My same thought! 😂😂😂
@mik75645 күн бұрын
His name is Patrick Bateman, and he believes in taking care of himself. kzhead.info/sun/hc6EfsaeeGhqeH0/bejne.html
@TheUnknownUniverse5 күн бұрын
Litterally me: "ANYTHING BUT DOING MY HOMEWORK"
@-Namiii._.Күн бұрын
pov: how my mom expects me to act when i wake up or come back from school:
@a-somebody2 күн бұрын
Now, let's see Paul Allen's perfect morning routine
@JF_Eternity6 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment lol
@josephkerr50186 күн бұрын
Thank God somebody said it
@MrOdeezie5856 күн бұрын
😮😮😮
@BlancaEstrada-fw2gt5 күн бұрын
Literally what popped into my head 😂
@WeedGrandma4 күн бұрын
Trueeeee
@Cool_person1244 күн бұрын
I swear to God, this is exactly how the first scene of _American Psycho_ looked 😂 Patrick Bateman was just a self-care and skincare boy decades ahead of his time
@spectre93407 күн бұрын
Legit was about to say this reminds me of American Psycho.
@koleschlaw7 күн бұрын
The first thought on my head was, Bro's American psycho
@adamantiun67837 күн бұрын
This dude straight up has american psycho energy. So crazy to depict yourself like this, even if you do all this stuff.
@hobosnake17 күн бұрын
It's a shame Patrick Bateman is now associated with brainrot, it was a good movie..
@Drpepper3196 күн бұрын
Cleanboy core 💅
@Chloe115016 күн бұрын
Bro's absolute favourite subject was Math for sure 💀
@YusufandonlyYusufКүн бұрын
Boss: at 5 o'clock "why are you late" Him: i came on my bike
@muhsinbello55992 күн бұрын
this guy’s business cards must go crazy
@absolutelynot4604Ай бұрын
Bros Patrick bateman
@nvillbeatsАй бұрын
Egg shell white
@Silentsky197Ай бұрын
I'm sure, but let's see Paul Allen's card.
@1337penguinman28 күн бұрын
Omg look at the lettering 😂
@chrislegacy488327 күн бұрын
Oh my god, it even has a watermark!
@JYDIVISN25 күн бұрын
Normal people : Psychopaths : Yes.
@aishwaryavilas97985 күн бұрын
Esto se parece a plantas vs zombis ,solo se parece a la simetría cuando colocamos las plantas
@user-pp5ou8fb5l4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@marti53694 күн бұрын
La psicopatía y la ridiculez no tienen nada que ver
@aldolucchi17484 күн бұрын
Bro lives as a sim character 😭
@abi_rose46Күн бұрын
bro is Patrick Bateman if he had OCD💀
@offcialfrightened9 сағат бұрын
Nah trust me when i say this only serial killer ironing their bed in the morning😂
@adamwafiy6i2709 күн бұрын
Patrick Bateman bro
@TheBoss-yg5vc8 күн бұрын
😂
@spacebatstuckonearth88887 күн бұрын
He's a professional psychopath
@soreanustefanalexandru80637 күн бұрын
Hey, I don't iron my bed
@neganthorne7 күн бұрын
I came here to comment the same thing 🤣😭
@YOUR_DEATH_8_87 күн бұрын
How my mom expects me to get ready for school in the morning:
@Picklepenguin40515 күн бұрын
Pfff 😂
@Cantaloupe.2714 күн бұрын
Correct
@ashikulhuq933713 күн бұрын
my mom expects me to drink milk and get ready buttt i drink milk and never drink milk only when im done with the day
@badiss60113 күн бұрын
REAL
@Ash_614912 күн бұрын
yes
@FireGodGamerOfficial12 күн бұрын
literally everyone on earth 5 minutes before mom comes home💀💀
@Adele_Taylors_Version2 күн бұрын
now let’s see paul allen’s morning routine
@emmettyoung760323 күн бұрын
Best fucking comment😂😂
@tomasulisestraini174520 күн бұрын
For real🙌😅
@RandRPresentations20 күн бұрын
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.@@tomasulisestraini1745
@IloveJesus777j7719 күн бұрын
@@RandRPresentationsJesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.For it is written, As I live, says the Lord, every knee shall bow to Me, and every tongue shall confess to God [acknowledge Him to His honor and to His praise].
@IloveJesus777j7719 күн бұрын
literally what i was going to comment 😭😂
@graber9012519 күн бұрын
That was TOO productive, I'm scared of this man
@HelenaPorter6 күн бұрын
It was the illusion of productivity cause what the fuck does ironing the bed do besides waste time 😂
@finice11426 күн бұрын
unless you earn Billion dollar ironing your bed sheet, it's a useless productivity, didn't improve anything in your life
@jensenraylight80116 күн бұрын
This has to be a reboot of American Psycho. If not, they need to cast this man immediately because he perfectly embodies the role
@nbucwa66216 күн бұрын
productive? He did nothing
@TellCookie6 күн бұрын
Bot
@rileymoran8416 күн бұрын
How my mom expects me to be when she takes my phone away:
@bangtanhobi_7122 күн бұрын
Me in parallel universe 😂
@shaikfaruq81262 күн бұрын
Bro's bedsheets are smoother than my life💀💀💀
@Kunmzi3 күн бұрын
The sentence was smoother than my hair
@jadawilliams43622 күн бұрын
FR😂😂😂😂
@aprilbranson29182 күн бұрын
That's not a really high bar
@needgangajalfrfr2 күн бұрын
yes OUR life .....frrrrr😭😭😭😭
@ImaniInaraIhsan-nd3csКүн бұрын
This is possible in two scenarios 1. Rich 2. unemployed
@Wiseman__3 күн бұрын
You gon be doing this shit with cardboard and a stick on fire ief you unemployed
@zohonkotsu3 күн бұрын
Tell you the 3rd scenario...creating content for the unemployed
@anzorkardanov40513 күн бұрын
4th You are Patrick Bateman
@r.e.d.docena59572 күн бұрын
Or it was during the weekend.
@fatemaAlarie30002 күн бұрын
And Bro is super Rich and super unemployed with no Super productive nothing to do Day 😂
@samreenkhan70302 күн бұрын
What my mom expects me to do when she is out💀💀
@user-ze3xe4sy7h2 күн бұрын
bruh took some serious Adderall 💀
@BlueJaden2 күн бұрын
That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning:
@Mirixas4 күн бұрын
You guys will never know how i got this many like 😅
@LakreiyoRephung-os6gt29 күн бұрын
Totally
@clav328426 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@TwinkalTwinkal-tl3on23 күн бұрын
Im not doing that👀
@QuantumWaveMaster21 күн бұрын
WHO irons bedsheets?!?!?!?!?!
@user-vx6tt4hu8k21 күн бұрын
exactly
@aecm0321 күн бұрын
bro is a professional human being💀
@karabrowning98472 күн бұрын
Bro is a real physcopath 💀☠️
@user-jf3ie1eg6g2 күн бұрын
Doctor: “which medication do you take?” Him: “Yes” Edit: wow 1.2k likes thanks guys 😱
@Play_Blooket4 күн бұрын
Their vitamins
@Camy_whamy3 күн бұрын
@@Camy_whamy their?
@starthree62543 күн бұрын
@@Camy_whamy You mean a monthly subscription to slightly yellower pee?
@ben_l53473 күн бұрын
Do you know the name of the song?
@Mrking-nq6hh2 күн бұрын
It’s called I like the way you kiss me by artemas
@samyu.lk132 күн бұрын
Bro has 25 hours in the morning 💀
@zarifmombd7751Күн бұрын
Patrick Bateman just smiled slightly aggressively
@codycray84612 сағат бұрын
This man gives his bed sheets more attention than my family gives me 😂
@adrianadenham354215 күн бұрын
Pretty sure this video is meant as joke
@oliverkelly213412 күн бұрын
And so was this comment @@oliverkelly2134
@plate210511 күн бұрын
same
@myirlnameislia11 күн бұрын
Ah yes the Patrick Bateman routine 😂
@NordicSoldier6 күн бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking haha
@theorangeheadedfella4 күн бұрын
"Okay, morning routine finished, time to work" Time: 10:30pm "Crap"
@KenjiMaru5617 сағат бұрын
POV: that one drop of motivation you have left💀
@user-je1ey2nc6i2 күн бұрын
POV that one unemployed friend at 3 am on a Sunday:
@cinabaae17 күн бұрын
Ain't no unemployed person doing all this
@TheGoatLocker7 күн бұрын
🪑🪑🪑🪑 true
@HasnainMusic2336 күн бұрын
Bro would go into cardiac arrest if he saw my room 💀 Edit: Ty for the likes
@Soph_Wri19 күн бұрын
Same
@loulou326218 күн бұрын
Same
@user-sp1hf4dk9y18 күн бұрын
Same
@Potatoman212218 күн бұрын
Umm… same
@puppyxpalseverything510418 күн бұрын
He probably wouldn’t comprehend that he’s looking at a bedroom
@NickyPixar18 күн бұрын
His kids: Daddy what did you do during the pandemic? Him: I ironed my bed sheets and learned perfection
@rubyhobbit7129Күн бұрын
That's how parents expect their children to make there bed and behave😂😂
@puritynjeri2349Күн бұрын
Bro put more effort in his bed then I do the entire day
@Alvin-ur9gr13 күн бұрын
😥
@Fegyo9811 күн бұрын
More effort than my entire week
@strelok937610 күн бұрын
@@strelok9376nah more effort than my whole entire life💀 Also this is a under rated comment
@BASKETBALLLLBROS10 күн бұрын
More effort than in my entire life
@lemon_gaming17infinity9 күн бұрын
yeah that's why you don't even know the difference between then and than lol do you know there and their? haha
@00J7K009 күн бұрын
Boss: why are you late? Him: i was being super Productive.
@rifqitaqiuddin8 күн бұрын
*I had to fix my swayback curb-couch!*
@1nvisible17 күн бұрын
oh great gentlemen
@KobeSande6 күн бұрын
Dude he's a psychopath
@memeaddict4726 күн бұрын
@@memeaddict472 innocent until proven guilty.
@rifqitaqiuddin6 күн бұрын
😂😂❤️❤️
@jan-christerhasti69346 күн бұрын
"Clean girl era!" "Clean man era!"
@MariahSmith-gh8tp3 сағат бұрын
bro literally has the Patrick Bateman routine
@cosmic84372 күн бұрын
"whats your previous job" "oh, i was unemployed" "ok how good were you" "yes"
@g_o_o_d_d_a_y19 күн бұрын
666 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
@ThatOneSharkOfficial15 күн бұрын
THERE WAS 777 LIKES AND THEN SOMEONE UNLIKED!!!!👹👹👹 I WILL FIND YOU
@Aesthetic_CouchPotato12 күн бұрын
Boss- “Why are you late”? Him- “ ironing my bed”
@AllyOopShort22 күн бұрын
Bros bed must be more comfortable then me talking to a drive threw employee
@techtwins52322 күн бұрын
Gf: What's taking him so long to message me Me:
@joshuabalmores256217 сағат бұрын
Bro packs away all his furniture before sleeping? What a considerate man
@Wintergatanaddict21 күн бұрын
100th like
@that_girl_temii19 күн бұрын
The unemployed friend on Tuesday morning
@Austyboss5 күн бұрын
Tuesday 1pm*
@victormacchini44124 күн бұрын
bro called me untidy in 69,420 languages 😭
@lionelsantoso5590Күн бұрын
Boss:why are you late Him: I was making designs on my couch with a mini vacuum💀
@aprilbranson29182 күн бұрын
That one professionally unemployed friend sharing his morning routine~
@coffeecream615020 күн бұрын
907 likes and no comment let me fix that
@twosidebrothers59915 күн бұрын
Bruh, he really thought Patrick Bateman was someone to look up 💀💀💀
@DK3gold12 күн бұрын
This was my first thought when I saw this. Patrick Bateman if he had access to 2024 Pinterest
@Clayir8 күн бұрын
Fr 💀
@VaultBoy-kz6ed8 күн бұрын
He isn't? Lol
@jeffreylysen76478 күн бұрын
Robber : this is a robbery Him: (ironing bed) Now it's a weapon!!!!
@Awesomethings4321Күн бұрын
How mom’s expect us to make our beds at 7:00
@Zoey-gv5ueКүн бұрын
Bro saw American psycho and decided to make it his whole personality
@Duout6 күн бұрын
I can’t even wake up in the morning to go to school never mind this😂
@sassyhippy214921 күн бұрын
Real
@SamuelHernandez-gv7vl19 күн бұрын
*Me at 5am trying to walk straight to get to my car for work*
@NeddicusКүн бұрын
Bro is a living Patrick Bateman
@uruHanzКүн бұрын
These deleted scenes from American Psyco are wild
@bhdoyle1117Ай бұрын
Nah mad one 😂😂😂
@WalterHartwellWhite19Ай бұрын
How my mom expects me to make my room at the ass crack of dawn when im supposed to go to school:
@sabairfan867919 күн бұрын
Fr
@RubyRocks-tf3ll17 күн бұрын
Fr 😭😭😭
@UrSmolDino17 күн бұрын
Patrick Bateman is back 💀
@maureen161Күн бұрын
Bro woke up at 4am😂
@jhumadey341317 сағат бұрын
"why are you late?" Him:"i was ironing my bedsheets"💀
@whyisshinryujinsohot15 күн бұрын
To correct:why are you late
@user-yh6ge6ci3g12 күн бұрын
OCD
@NotMe47512 күн бұрын
@@user-yh6ge6ci3g thank u for correcting me😊
@whyisshinryujinsohot11 күн бұрын
He's giving the American Psycho a run for his money 😂😂
@junoiscool0316 күн бұрын
"my name is kira yoshikage..."
@raanitas2 күн бұрын
What teachers think we do in summer break:
@baroukeyobs29583 күн бұрын
When the 3am motivation kicks in:
@6L0OMY14 күн бұрын
Fr!
@Aesthetic_CouchPotato12 күн бұрын
ikr its like now i have the....POWER
@myirlnameislia11 күн бұрын
Bro called me broke in 1000 different ways
@2011Mrcps4 күн бұрын
you think wealthy people clean their own houses?
@MEnUequals23 күн бұрын
@@MEnUequals2 😂 OCD ones do . Actually some do clean though.
@justthatonepersonsopinion3 күн бұрын
Lol😊
@williamfielding94232 күн бұрын
Even when I was unemployed....I wasn't this bored 😅
@shanshackyloveduckКүн бұрын
Bro called me lazy in 200 different languages 💀
@user-bq8vn6pd8n16 күн бұрын
Boss: Why are you late?! Him: I couldn’t find my shirt
@elizaoctavianie5 күн бұрын
😂
@messnaldo1234 күн бұрын
The day before relatives coming 😂💀💀🤣
@sahasradhanavalli202 күн бұрын
Dude is either unemployed or Dr Strange 💀
@user-li7iw9wq3qКүн бұрын
“Impressive, very nice… Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.”
@blue-phoenix1157 күн бұрын
THE BEDS TO PERFECT TO SLEEP ON 😭 edit 1: tysm for the likes 💞💞
@h3arts4xim317 күн бұрын
Fr 😭😭
@hailsgoofy14 күн бұрын
*Too 🤓
@Stuart-qy1nu13 күн бұрын
Someone who steams their sheets is a psycho killer
@user-hd9ek7xc4pКүн бұрын
Bro’s more put together than my entire life….
@That_Brunnette_2318 күн бұрын
Fr
@Cassie.the.Assie11girl16 күн бұрын
MORNING ROUTINE? this would take me ALL DAY
@Aubrie_Luvly23 күн бұрын
this would take me all year
@lionlion192619 күн бұрын
It would take me all decade
@nahbro2719 күн бұрын
This would take me all century
@knghtm19 күн бұрын
This would take me a millennium
@Rev3rse_PL19 күн бұрын
This would take me a decem millenniuum
@Shashwat230419 күн бұрын
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday
@ChubbyH4ndsOMG2 күн бұрын
Patrick Bateman alternate universe 💀💀
@adisturbedpear70413 күн бұрын
The satisfaction of seeing a clean house is just priceless for me.
@johnmichaeldetorres303613 күн бұрын
i think food, water. and safety would be whats priceless to most people having a clean house is nice tho
@Maraien9 күн бұрын
I tried this. It works. It was time for bed by the time I completed the routine.
@ranendranarayanbose712623 күн бұрын
i need this man to clean my house 💀
@steveverdida74972 күн бұрын
that one unemployed friend on a tuesday
@veljkovcale1232 күн бұрын
Bro is real Patrick Batman 😂😂😂
@fariyadsheikh56108 күн бұрын
i came looking for the American Psycho comments lol
@exos_6 күн бұрын
I’m pretty sure this guy is a serial killer
@screebee28 күн бұрын
That's like a serial killer's house chores routine 😂😂😂
@primart12 күн бұрын
People who iron there beds every morning are fucking insane💀
@skylerknight9572Күн бұрын
Boss:Why are you late? Him:I was doing my Productive Morning Routine
@amustaffaahmaddin6 күн бұрын
*Which one of it was : Ironing my bed..*
@Lucian_Balthazar5 күн бұрын
Wait until you have kids and then perform this routine every morning 😂
@hamtickp374329 күн бұрын
My thought exactly.
@wil3zra22923 күн бұрын
People like this usually stay single
@WonderfulPlan21 күн бұрын
He does not, thats why
@juanjosecabral571821 күн бұрын
Fr
@Aadam1235720 күн бұрын
With kids I want that portable steamer though fr
@aaliyaqureshi985118 күн бұрын
Me when my mom says "you need to be clean and relax"
@TanyaradzwaMaduveko-kh3xr15 сағат бұрын
This reminds me of a serial killer’s morning not gonna lie 😂
bro is professionally unemployed 😂
The unemployed friend on a Monday morning:
😂😂😂
Yeah, but that's toys are really expensive!
Still richer than us🤡
@@AyushButola69 Chill dude, no one is making fun of the guy in the video, it's just a meme
Boss: why are you late? Him: I was ironing my bed💀
To loosely quote my boy Schlatt, anyone who does this is a serial killer. Run.
Bro he is unemployed totally 💀👍👍
bold of you to assume he has a boss
Little did you know his the boss😂
And mad 😂
That unemployed friend on Monday:
Some how, making your own bed, cleaning your own house, and exercising means you are unemployed 🙄 i literally wake up make my bed clean my house have breakfast and leave of work, though i go to gym at the evening....bt hey, somehow according to some people's standards, that makes me unemployed or rich🤷🏻♂️ if u dont do that? Consider yourself filthy privileged or lazy piece of sht
How our parents expect us to make our bed in the morning:
LMFAO😂😂😂😂
Bro is living a Pinterest life
Fr
Fr though
🤣🤣🤣
Evett
nah bro is straight up batrick pateman
Only if we all had 27 fucking hours in the morning 💀
No shit right? 😂 fuck all that noise
Fax 😅@@crissylonghorn1774
I still wouldn't do it.
@@reanaa lol
True dat
THIS guy is more motivated then 90% of people
more like 99%
He doesn’t do that stuff it’s for the short😂😂😂😂
@@ltj9950yay you are jesus you know everything ❤
bc he doesnt works or study. He probably is a rich guy owner of a company
Men when they are not asked to clean the room with their mother
bro treats his bed better than anyone has ever treated me in my life 😭
Even serial killers are afraid of this guy💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is a serial killer
@@lukeskywalker3962 nope! U wouldn't know a serial killer even if you married one
SUS@@battlenetcs
That's clearly Patrick Bateman's cousin @@battlenetcs
American Psycho vibe 😂 Much respect to the discipline and subtle off-white coloring.
Bone white 😅 He probably has calling cards too 🤣
I think we should just call him patrick bateman
My thoughts exactly!
My same thought! 😂😂😂
His name is Patrick Bateman, and he believes in taking care of himself. kzhead.info/sun/hc6EfsaeeGhqeH0/bejne.html
Litterally me: "ANYTHING BUT DOING MY HOMEWORK"
pov: how my mom expects me to act when i wake up or come back from school:
Now, let's see Paul Allen's perfect morning routine
I was looking for this comment lol
Thank God somebody said it
😮😮😮
Literally what popped into my head 😂
Trueeeee
I swear to God, this is exactly how the first scene of _American Psycho_ looked 😂 Patrick Bateman was just a self-care and skincare boy decades ahead of his time
Legit was about to say this reminds me of American Psycho.
The first thought on my head was, Bro's American psycho
This dude straight up has american psycho energy. So crazy to depict yourself like this, even if you do all this stuff.
It's a shame Patrick Bateman is now associated with brainrot, it was a good movie..
Cleanboy core 💅
Bro's absolute favourite subject was Math for sure 💀
Boss: at 5 o'clock "why are you late" Him: i came on my bike
this guy’s business cards must go crazy
Bros Patrick bateman
Egg shell white
I'm sure, but let's see Paul Allen's card.
Omg look at the lettering 😂
Oh my god, it even has a watermark!
Normal people : Psychopaths : Yes.
Esto se parece a plantas vs zombis ,solo se parece a la simetría cuando colocamos las plantas
😂😂😂
La psicopatía y la ridiculez no tienen nada que ver
Bro lives as a sim character 😭
bro is Patrick Bateman if he had OCD💀
Nah trust me when i say this only serial killer ironing their bed in the morning😂
Patrick Bateman bro
😂
He's a professional psychopath
Hey, I don't iron my bed
I came here to comment the same thing 🤣😭
How my mom expects me to get ready for school in the morning:
Pfff 😂
Correct
my mom expects me to drink milk and get ready buttt i drink milk and never drink milk only when im done with the day
REAL
yes
literally everyone on earth 5 minutes before mom comes home💀💀
now let’s see paul allen’s morning routine
Best fucking comment😂😂
For real🙌😅
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literally what i was going to comment 😭😂
That was TOO productive, I'm scared of this man
It was the illusion of productivity cause what the fuck does ironing the bed do besides waste time 😂
unless you earn Billion dollar ironing your bed sheet, it's a useless productivity, didn't improve anything in your life
This has to be a reboot of American Psycho. If not, they need to cast this man immediately because he perfectly embodies the role
productive? He did nothing
Bot
How my mom expects me to be when she takes my phone away:
Me in parallel universe 😂
Bro's bedsheets are smoother than my life💀💀💀
The sentence was smoother than my hair
FR😂😂😂😂
That's not a really high bar
yes OUR life .....frrrrr😭😭😭😭
This is possible in two scenarios 1. Rich 2. unemployed
You gon be doing this shit with cardboard and a stick on fire ief you unemployed
Tell you the 3rd scenario...creating content for the unemployed
4th You are Patrick Bateman
Or it was during the weekend.
And Bro is super Rich and super unemployed with no Super productive nothing to do Day 😂
What my mom expects me to do when she is out💀💀
bruh took some serious Adderall 💀
That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning:
You guys will never know how i got this many like 😅
Totally
😂😂😂
Im not doing that👀
WHO irons bedsheets?!?!?!?!?!
exactly
bro is a professional human being💀
Bro is a real physcopath 💀☠️
Doctor: “which medication do you take?” Him: “Yes” Edit: wow 1.2k likes thanks guys 😱
Their vitamins
@@Camy_whamy their?
@@Camy_whamy You mean a monthly subscription to slightly yellower pee?
Do you know the name of the song?
It’s called I like the way you kiss me by artemas
Bro has 25 hours in the morning 💀
Patrick Bateman just smiled slightly aggressively
This man gives his bed sheets more attention than my family gives me 😂
Pretty sure this video is meant as joke
And so was this comment @@oliverkelly2134
same
Ah yes the Patrick Bateman routine 😂
Exactly what i was thinking haha
"Okay, morning routine finished, time to work" Time: 10:30pm "Crap"
POV: that one drop of motivation you have left💀
POV that one unemployed friend at 3 am on a Sunday:
Ain't no unemployed person doing all this
🪑🪑🪑🪑 true
Bro would go into cardiac arrest if he saw my room 💀 Edit: Ty for the likes
Same
Same
Same
Umm… same
He probably wouldn’t comprehend that he’s looking at a bedroom
His kids: Daddy what did you do during the pandemic? Him: I ironed my bed sheets and learned perfection
That's how parents expect their children to make there bed and behave😂😂
Bro put more effort in his bed then I do the entire day
😥
More effort than my entire week
@@strelok9376nah more effort than my whole entire life💀 Also this is a under rated comment
More effort than in my entire life
yeah that's why you don't even know the difference between then and than lol do you know there and their? haha
Boss: why are you late? Him: i was being super Productive.
*I had to fix my swayback curb-couch!*
oh great gentlemen
Dude he's a psychopath
@@memeaddict472 innocent until proven guilty.
😂😂❤️❤️
"Clean girl era!" "Clean man era!"
bro literally has the Patrick Bateman routine
"whats your previous job" "oh, i was unemployed" "ok how good were you" "yes"
666 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
THERE WAS 777 LIKES AND THEN SOMEONE UNLIKED!!!!👹👹👹 I WILL FIND YOU
Boss- “Why are you late”? Him- “ ironing my bed”
Bros bed must be more comfortable then me talking to a drive threw employee
Gf: What's taking him so long to message me Me:
Bro packs away all his furniture before sleeping? What a considerate man
100th like
The unemployed friend on Tuesday morning
Tuesday 1pm*
bro called me untidy in 69,420 languages 😭
Boss:why are you late Him: I was making designs on my couch with a mini vacuum💀
That one professionally unemployed friend sharing his morning routine~
907 likes and no comment let me fix that
Bruh, he really thought Patrick Bateman was someone to look up 💀💀💀
This was my first thought when I saw this. Patrick Bateman if he had access to 2024 Pinterest
Fr 💀
He isn't? Lol
Robber : this is a robbery Him: (ironing bed) Now it's a weapon!!!!
How mom’s expect us to make our beds at 7:00
Bro saw American psycho and decided to make it his whole personality
I can’t even wake up in the morning to go to school never mind this😂
Real
*Me at 5am trying to walk straight to get to my car for work*
Bro is a living Patrick Bateman
These deleted scenes from American Psyco are wild
Nah mad one 😂😂😂
How my mom expects me to make my room at the ass crack of dawn when im supposed to go to school:
Fr
Fr 😭😭😭
Patrick Bateman is back 💀
Bro woke up at 4am😂
"why are you late?" Him:"i was ironing my bedsheets"💀
To correct:why are you late
OCD
@@user-yh6ge6ci3g thank u for correcting me😊
He's giving the American Psycho a run for his money 😂😂
"my name is kira yoshikage..."
What teachers think we do in summer break:
When the 3am motivation kicks in:
Fr!
ikr its like now i have the....POWER
Bro called me broke in 1000 different ways
you think wealthy people clean their own houses?
@@MEnUequals2 😂 OCD ones do . Actually some do clean though.
Lol😊
Even when I was unemployed....I wasn't this bored 😅
Bro called me lazy in 200 different languages 💀
Boss: Why are you late?! Him: I couldn’t find my shirt
😂
The day before relatives coming 😂💀💀🤣
Dude is either unemployed or Dr Strange 💀
“Impressive, very nice… Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.”
THE BEDS TO PERFECT TO SLEEP ON 😭 edit 1: tysm for the likes 💞💞
Fr 😭😭
*Too 🤓
Someone who steams their sheets is a psycho killer
Bro’s more put together than my entire life….
Fr
MORNING ROUTINE? this would take me ALL DAY
this would take me all year
It would take me all decade
This would take me all century
This would take me a millennium
This would take me a decem millenniuum
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday
Patrick Bateman alternate universe 💀💀
The satisfaction of seeing a clean house is just priceless for me.
i think food, water. and safety would be whats priceless to most people having a clean house is nice tho
I tried this. It works. It was time for bed by the time I completed the routine.
i need this man to clean my house 💀
that one unemployed friend on a tuesday
Bro is real Patrick Batman 😂😂😂
i came looking for the American Psycho comments lol
I’m pretty sure this guy is a serial killer
That's like a serial killer's house chores routine 😂😂😂
People who iron there beds every morning are fucking insane💀
Boss:Why are you late? Him:I was doing my Productive Morning Routine
*Which one of it was : Ironing my bed..*
Wait until you have kids and then perform this routine every morning 😂
My thought exactly.
People like this usually stay single
He does not, thats why
Fr
With kids I want that portable steamer though fr
Me when my mom says "you need to be clean and relax"
This reminds me of a serial killer’s morning not gonna lie 😂