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That looks like an animal you'd see in a fantasy setting that has a magical sonic attack that will knock you in to next week if startled, and none of the locals warn you about because it's the most entertaining thing to happen around there.
Zubats in Mt. Moon
i freaking love nightjars so much theyre so goofy lookin with that frog mouth
I have 3 favourite animals Great eared nightjar Gliding lizards And bush vipers Because fusing them together would make a little dragon
@@someoneudontknow3709 two words: Crocodile skinks. There's your drake right there.
In Afrikaans they are called naguil which translates to "night owl" they aren't even related to owls they are just little nocturnal birdies
They are like the bird version of Toothless
They are PEAK friend shape, what goofy lil guys
2:05 alternatively, dragons need arms for advanced tool use, and they hug with their wings
If I was a dragon I would hug with my arms AND my wings
Arms, wings, AND TAIL. I would wrap my loved ones as completely as I could in dragon.
Fun fact: I used to have a vigilante OC called Nightjar, because he was sort of bird-themed in my head (but not to the extent of, like, having a whole-ass bird costume; just like a little patch on his jacket). I hadn't actually seen a picture of a real nightjar. I just thought the name was cool, and it still is! But real nightjars - pointedly not the majestic bastards that are great-eared nightjars - look like someone glued wings to a sweet potato and stuck googly eyes on it. They look. So dumb. I renamed that OC the same day I learned this.
I hope you renamed them to Satanic Nightjar because that is in fact, a real bird
@@eris9062 Well, shit, if I'd known about it I probably would have. Even if that's obviously a villain name.
2:08 Are you saying that Boa Constrictors are just trying to hug you and just, y’know, happen to murder you in the process?
*Seymour-Yes.png*
They're thorough with their hugs, what can ye do?
Them, Oozes and FNAF-animatronics.
This is the hill they want to hug you on.
Just like Bewear
0:27 That's because Gothic Transylvanian Castles are a rare drop, you have to grind a bit for them
no, because they're all inhabited by vampires. what do you expect to inherit from an immortal being
Just to clarify: dragons need arms to distinguish them from wyverns. arms + feet = dragon feet = wyvern neither = serpent Though don't fret, wyverns can hug you just as well.
wing hugs ...
No feet, but still have wings = amphithere
You know, originally "wyvern" just meant the image of a two legged dragon on heraldry, it wasn't imagined to be an actual creature distinct from dragons.
@@AlixL96 Shhhh, is ok, they are fictional anyway, and collective human unconsiousness has already decided
So KZhead shortened the videonname in the notification and it read as "Tumblr and the great eared nig..." Which gave me a heart attack for a second
KZhead-
@@PMSeymour HAHAHAHA THANKS SO MUCH FOR RESPONDING HOLY SHIT
0:10 "Yo, if there were two guys on the moon, and one killed the other with a rock, wouldn't that be f-ed up?"
The serpent dragon is a wyrm
Link, would you still love me if I was a wyrm?
Given the amount of "worm-on-a-string" Dragon Zelda fanart I've seen...YES.
Which is a species of dragon!
03:35 My dad always calls it the “Dad Tax” but with Uber drivers I guess it would be considered a “food tip”.
Dragons that don't have arms (more specifically they have back legs and wings but no front legs) are called wyverns.
technically it doesn't have to be just back legs, 'dragons' that only have the equivalent of front legs are also wyverns (take that with a grain of salt tho bc my source is Sonic Frontiers and it's not like the Sonic series has ever really cared about being 100% biologically accurate ^^')
Many dragons have 2 legs instead of 4.
@@irishuisman1450luckily, there isn't really any such thing as "accurate" when you are talking about dragons. The idea of classifying them like this is a recent invention of fiction. Historically, a "wyvern" was an image of a two legged dragon on a coat of arms, not an actual creature in folklore.
Dragons with no legs are called worms :)
@@uwskie8672 At least say Wyrms 😂
So i first misread Nightjar as Einherjar (the norse undead superheroes), and after seeing the bird, still checks out
If I become a wizard, you can bet your entire fortune I’d pick a Great-Eared Nightjar as my familiar I’d send him out to pester the nearby baron for a gold coin every day, and if anything ever happens to my little dragon bird, that baron will pay with the only appropriate currency, *His Blood*
0:06 The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill…
ten tumblrs
Nishiki, please. Stop haunting me. You're no longer with us. You can rest easy now. Please, brother.
in the joint made you a fuckin bussy
Dude that bird is a dragon
2:10 that's a wyrm or a long/lung (and depending on the mood of the later they might really appreciate a hug). Wyverns are four legged, wingless are drakes or drekkis (both mean the same thing, one is just an archaic term). All have different powers and weaknesses. Wyrms burrow and can turn those hit by its venom to stone sort of like a basilisk, long's are basically dragon shaped wizards who also are the avatars of various aspects of nature like specific forests or rivers or rainbows, wyverns have a breath weapon and occasionally a venomous bite, drakes spit venom as a breath weapon. Hydras are weak to fire, bleed incurable acidic poison, and have venom and are a type of mutant serpent not a draconic creature. "Dragon" is like saying "archosaur". It's like telling snekz apart... and then thinking that "reptile" is a specific snake species.
That's an incredibly detailed taxonomy you just made up. Nice work.
@@AlixL96 Less "made up" and more what consistently shows up in folklore, fairy tales, and mythologies.
Honestly the Great Eared Nightjar is such an awesome looking bird, it's the kind of bird I'd get on pure looks alone and not look into it's needs and requirements but I know that's bad pet ownership so I do not attempt to acquire one as I imagine they are rather needy. Also I don't have a permanent residency that would enjoy the presence of a bird right now so...
2:05 Everyone so conveniently forgets about tail hugs
0:46 Vox's part of Stayed Gone
“Turn the TV on!”
Lmao
I’ve never watched Hazbin hotel yet… other than a few out of context videos and vaguely knowing what some characters look like. Haven’t watched it a lot because honestly I really do NOT care.
Ok?
Fun fact: Nightjars are in the same clade as frogmouths, potoos (which are the _weirdest_ looking bird - seriously, look them up, they look fake,) and _hummingbirds._ Bunch of cute lil weirdos.
3:45 that... That's Nargacuga.
...yeah, yeah it is. I would not be surprised if they directly inspired the Catbat Wyvern.
0:34 You could day they're trying to go... viral
It took too long to find this in the comments
@@xenith8286 I was really disappointed they didn't go for that honestly, was it too low-hanging?
@@LuneWatcher maybe but all I know is that if pm read it right the laughter would be infectious
Alright "Jolene" got me real good i gotta admit
I know the song more from Reinaeiry's cover where the song is just about the singer being in love with Jolene, so I had to go read the original lyrics and yeah I see why it was so easy to turn into a sapphic song, in the original she already seems quite taken by Jolene
If you like the dragon bird, may I introduce you to the Ghost bird? It's called a Potoo and it is MERPY
3:47 It looks.... Squirrelly. Also AAAAAAAAH
3:20 pasta packages: "ready in 8-10 minutes" Never in my life have I met pasta that doesn't take 15+ minutes to cook, even if thrown in already boiling hot water. Not even effing noodle packages
I was picturing "lesbian orc bars" as, like, chocolate bars, and was trying to figure out what that meant.
The great eared nightjar is literally just Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon
Colds are more like sporting legends who refuse to retire, they're long past their peak but they keep coming back year after year and they're still very popular with the fans
lesbian orc bards at the lesbian orc bar spitting lesbian orc bars
0:23 Give me this, but it's Lucifer Michael and Samael in astral forms trying to help someone. "By the lord, that's annoying." "I find it endearing" "For once I agree with the one who knocked me from the skies and not you."
Me: how about you? Intrusive thoughts: well… Angel and devil: DO NOT ENTERTAIN THAT GUY!
2:42 Just thought I’d share this, but there’s a game called “The Fabulous Fear Machine,” which is like playing a board game based on pulp fiction stories ah la “Tales From The Crypt Keeper”
NIghtjars and company are the freaking best. I particularly enjoy frogmouths and potoos. the most adorable muppet birds that would so fit if their supernatural abilities involved their mouths opening up into black holes. They have such weird gremlin energy. Like yall have seen that one video of a Greater Potoo on a fence post being all weird with its puppet eyes. Best Birds
The inside of the Nightjar's mouth matches your background
1:15 Thorkell The Tall of Vinland Saga in a nutshell.
3:10 Caramelizing onions does not take 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes... caramelizing onions takes a fucking hour AT LEAST. Here's what you do: get yourself a big-ass bag of onions, a big-ass pot, and The Lord of the Rings (trilogy), THAT gives you an idea how long caramelizing onions takes!
When you say the LotR trilogy you mean the extended edition right? if its the theatrical version you'd have to loop all the way back to when they're in Moria before your onions are finally caramelized :
The movies or the books?
@@aceofblades1677 Either. Although, as mentioned before, extended editions of the films are recommended. Audiobooks are permissible if that's your jam.
What is it with P.M. Seymour and giving me great ideas for bird based myhtical (Yes I choose to keep this mistake in. Going to make it a new word.) creatures. First the Cheese Sniffer, now the Great Giblet Gobbler of Genica.
Very cool looking bird.
That's called a constrictor. It is not hugging. It is crushing your body.
The last two seconds are amazing
1:23 this is essentially the plot of slay the princess
WHOOO more tumblr thingy :)
Funnily enough the wrinkle in space thing isn't an actually dark matter, but (kind of) for an idea behind black holes/wormholes. If the wrinkle is so "bad" it touches, the idea is that it creates a black hole, and that through that black hole exists the idea of what a wormhole is or smthn like that iuono
0:56 That's Me I'm d0ggy-t33th Oh dear
0:41 that thumbs up really boosted my attack and healed me if my HP was under 70%
And set your sword on fire
3:09-3:24 To be fair, and IDK if this is just Blue Apron or meal-prep services in general, but I get so used to how realistic and straightforward the recipe cards for Blue Apron meals are that I get whiplash when I read a 'normal' recipe sometimes XD
NIGHTJAR NUGHTJAR NIGHTJAR!!!!! Slowly becoming my favorite birds
0:25 You can have both with Crimson Peak!
Thanks for the bg3 character idea.
As someone living in the Transylvanian mountains: Imma be real with you guys, most of our castles are mid.
1:01 philosophy at its finest
Still hoping you'll cover the Goade's Grinch × Tony the Tiger fic thread. That entire thread was hysterical.
That one post made me think of Legends & Lattes
"How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?" Because birds are, in fact, dinosaurs, which are related to reptiles, and mammals are also related to reptiles, so...
That is absolutely a dragon!
0:05 that is a moral of a story, though Every story has a theme and a point, even if it’s vapid or just “yo look at this awesome shit it’s awesome right?” That’s just a fact People don’t know how writing works still lmao
Okay, you HAVE to look up more images of this bird. MF is genuinely THE MOST MEMEABLE CREETCHR on the PLANET. They are just so god damn EXPRESSIVE 💀
Even mid 30s when someone says bar my first thought is chocolate bars or candy bars. And you know those ladies should have some nice chocolate too. I'm going to go get an Aero bar now.
Second post is basically The Twilight Zone in a nutshell
The problem with serpent-dragons is that the first limbs to disappear are the WINGS
I got jumpscared by the "DAN"
2:17 ... Someone send this to Travis Baldree! Potential for another book in his series!
3:42 - I just found my 5e Necromancer's new familiar.
in regards to the dragon arms post: wyverns. you want a wyvern. dragons without arms :3
For over 99% of human history, no one was trying to sort different designs of dragons into different categories like this. Dragon taxonomy is a very recent invention in fiction.
A gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains *could* be trauma. What if there’s a vampire hunter in there?
Can we send you suggestions for tumblr posts to feature on your videos?
Yeah, in his discord
1:14 Oh, no. This is just a hill I MIGHT die on, I want to keep it casual. okay?
0:20 YO THAT’S MY MUTUAL!!! EDEN YOU’VE MADE IT YIPPEE!! :D
What about the inherited trauma of having to take care of a Gothic castle in Transylvania?
If the dragon doesn’t have arms it’s actually a wyvern
Ayy here not even a minute of the video existing
0:10 this is basically Xavier: Renagade Angle
2:58 I’m using that phrase out of context for the rest of my life!
Toothless. Is. Real. This also means the green death is. I can live with that.
0:35 Yes, obviously. They’re trying to go viral.
That is NOT what I thought the great eared nightjar would be! 0 complaints though, 11/10 creature
They thought the berries guy was WHAT
0:35 they’re trying to go… viral.
2:57 Perhaps "grifting" is referring to the ways in which humans and technology interact. A cameraman being able to grift twice is symbolic of how a person operating machinery is infinitely replaceable; if someone were to quit, or to die, or to grift, they can be and often are immediately replaced with a new operator that's just as competent as their predecessor, while a camera only being able to grift once is symbolic of how technology is, in a way, not as replaceable. If a cameraman were to grift on a job, then a second cameraman can fill the now empty role, but if a camera were to grift, the information held in its databanks is now permanently lost. A cameraman can be replaced by another cameraman, but a camera cannot be replaced by another camera. or maybe its a dream and grifting isnt even a word, idk man its like 2:30am and i have maths i need to do
Grifting is a word, it's like con, swindle, boonswoggle, even. So I thought it was like the cameraman can lie by choosing where and what to point the camera at; then lie a second time in post editing. Meanwhile the camera can only lie once by glitching out.
2:19 I thought granola bars.
0:20 hey i know that person their voice is a lot higher than you thought it was
When I read "bars," I thought of the food. You know, like candy bars or granola bars.
I was waiting to see if they would mention it’s Muppet mouth
Ah yes, the baby Toothless bird
0:02 _what happened in September~_
Nightjar. Definitely a dragon.
"why do dragons need arms" because a dragon without arms is just a snake with wings and nothing else, so they wouldn't be able to land properly "but then why not just have a dragon that has one pair of legs/arms and also wings, like a bird?" that's called a wyvern
Everyone keeps saying this. The distinction of calling two legged dragons "wyverns" only arise around 50 years ago.
@@AlixL96 just because it's recent doesn't mean it's not a valid distinction By that logic any term that was coined by the internet isn't valid either
0:34 Isn't that the villain's motivation in Osmosis Jones?
1:04 I mean, I think Einstein described gravity as the curvature of space time. So... maybe?
1:01 isn't this just the plot of a wrinkle in time?
I thought for years that the great eared nightjar was an Internet hoax made with Photoshop until I realized what I thought was their mouth was a beard, and they had a tiny beak just above that.
I FOUND MA BERRIES
Omg he said my name
neat
3:44 nargacuga
Re: the camera grift post, the cameraman grifts twice when they record something in a misleading way, and again when they present it to others as accurate. Whereas the camera is only involved in the initial misleading recording.
i was gonna say, nightjars have fucked up mouths. glad someone showed them off.