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Three things. 1) Yes, I probably put on a little bit of weight over Christmas (happens every year). 2) No hate mail doesn't affect me in anyway - I read it for entertainment purposes. 3) Of course I'm hugely grateful for all the positive comments I receive daily/weekly. I probably wouldn't be making videos if it wasn't for them and I wish I could give a hat or pen to everyone who has left a positive comment over the years. Just don't expect a nice comment reading video in a hurry (limited entertainment value) - that said, I'm looking at doing a monthly comment video responding to comments and questions in general! Could be jolly good fun. And above all, 4) I can't believe it but I recently discovered the secret to an unbelievably amazing source of........ah, wait, I said "three things". I'd better leave it there.
Keep up the good work, i love your vidoes. It's your honesty that makes your vidoes soo interesting and refreshing
Quit all that bouncing!
Abroad in Japan omg i love your videos, i wish i could spam that like button. KEEP IT UP! ^^
Could you make a haiku out of that sort of broken english? You are shit travel Depart fast return never Ballsack resemble
Abroad in Japan 😤
This was so provocative.
He must be a fucking loser in his own country
amanda adnama it seems sarcasm has eluded you
amanda adnama It seems sarcasm has eluded you
I swear the people in the comment section.
Amanda, its not sarcasm, theyre literally quoting the video. Did you even watch the video...?
your sarcasm it's so fucking advanced
You are so right.
2advanced4somepeople ;)
Japan is known for its advanced technology, especially in the field of robotics. America is known for its advanced military technologies. Britian is known for its advanced sarcasm. I think we can all see who came out on top here.
His sarcasm is so fucking great.
He is British. Savege sarcasm is what the british do for an living
Abroad in japan: "you dont need to be afraid of rabbits" Me: has holy grail flash backs...
Exactly. Chris has clearly never been to the Cave of Caerbannog.
Ni way! I just watched holy grail this morning and I see this comment now
Tim!
Fate?
Maybe he got a Holy Grenade of Antioch.
If Mexicano Pride is Mexican, then why are they telling others how actual Japanese people feel?
That's the beauty of the stupidity of rude commentary and hate, they have very little logic and have no justification.
Go to his channel and troll
If I had to take a wild guess, Mexicano Pride is probably neither Mexican nor female...
@@RealPi yeah it's someone fake, too afraid to show his or her face I'm pretty sure it's a kid.
Mexicano is a fast food snack where I live.
"Natsuki, do you accept me for who I am?" Natsuki (*thinking of next 10000 yen challenge against chicken boy*): "Of course, you're a nice guy..."
"For a guy that's smug, has a mouth like a pitbull, is a chicken boy and a loser in england."
The video starts at 09:07.
Abroad in Japan Haha, Thanks man!
Hey! :(
Abroad in Japan fuck your couch and your neko
Finally , I was waiting for this :)) Fucking love your videos :)
Abroad in Japan love your vids
The perfume ad speaks volumes about your video making skills and about the crappiness of perfumes at the same time lol. Keep on the good work !
I love how the people who are most angry about you being white in Japan aren't Japanese
Always have been
Pure jealousy if you ask me
And pure idoicy
as a white guy with japanese citizenship who's been living in tokyo for 15 years and counting; every single time I've been told to go home or that I will never be japanese or accepted by the locals, there were never any japanese person involved. It's almost like the less japanese you understand and the less you're familiar with the culture, the more "aware" you are of reality.
@@coolbones indeed
Lived in the U.K. for 9 years. Your sarcasm and bitterness are like a little piece of home. Cheers.
Same!
Would that make you a...U.K.aboo?
@@lesmortimers4791 A Britaboo?
Doesn't come over as bitter to me. Just that sharing stuff finds cool but also reaises to others might not be? More self deprecating? Hey here's how to lock yourself away and learn Japanese, I'm if you're into that sort of thing. Cos actually it's kind of a cool experience to counterbalance all the more extravert callings on the foreigner.
“Yuh mum gives me a biscuit” genius Lol!
That was gold I swear I little piss my pants
Theodore Alvarado that line almost had me shooting hot cocoa out my nose lol
Yes, he certainly loves those "biscuits"
Best response to being called a weaboo: "What's a weaboo?"
Gonna Google. I knew once but forgot.
This video made me laugh so hard in class. Thanks for letting my crush notice me
Best comment I've read this week so far. The power of video!
Keep it up man,some of us really love your videos
SENPAI NOTICED YOU? OMEDETTO!!!!
Gotta love Natsuki. Just hanging in Chris's place drinking a beer.
It's like a magic!
6:48 "..but, you're a Bismarck" ... ??... wait! that actually makes sense!
Infest19 "but you're very smug"
I'm in.
He said "but you are a bit smug", not that he was sunk by the Royal Navy briefly after his first mission.
PATHETIC!
Yes
I'm from India myself and this is so very accurate 😂😂
BYE,
Lmao bruh still watching ur own 5 year old videos I see
Wow... I'm a fucking idiot 😅. Iv been watching both channels thinking they were one until now 😑. Love the content!
Im a Japanese and I accept you! Almost Japanese would do the same things I think.
Right
“Turn Back Where You From Never Back Here,” coming to a Theater near you.
Bahaha 😁
That was my favourite part.
I wasn't scared of clowns ... until now
now you love clowns
"Your mom gives me a biscut." I died. You are so funny😂😂😃
I laughed so hard. I don’t care what the haters say; you’re funny as hell.
I was thinking, wow, chris looks damn good for a 43 year old, and then he finished the sentence
Still looking good though
Blarper Chip wait so he isn't 43? I'm confused cause he definitely doesn't look 43 Haha
but is he 26 though?! He looks older :D
he's 26 years old which is mind blowing as he is only a few years older than me
hahah i actually thought he was 43, musta missed that bit ha
You should consider making a shirt that looks all deep and poetic that says the "turn back where you from never back here" comment. Would be pretty hilarious.
I never buy youtube merch but I would buy this
Would buy 10/10
I know it's not PC enough to be very successful, but I would love a shirt that was a pic of him walking solemnly with the comment box calling him an "over seas retard." I completely lost my shit when I saw that a while back! HAHAHA!!!
I want a Natsuki saying "Go fuck yourself" shirt.
Good idea. With a rabbit under the words.
That clip of natsuki is priceless 🤣
Combined with the explosion and Natsuki just passing by in the background is hilarious.
Dude, the “you’re provocative” commercial was a hit!! You should try and sell it to Calvin Klein or Armani hahaha Love you mate, you’re the very best!!!
I would buy provocative right now
Me too.
I would smell it.
after buying provocative, you cannot swear in public anymore. otherwise, life sentence. you will be too provocative with provocative on your side.
I personally enjoy his videos and look forward to the uploads. There's disgusting, horrible bullies of people no matter where you go, even if you make phenomenal content. People hate to see the talent they lack in other people.
Ethan R thank god for smart people like you lol everyones stupid these days
Ethan R 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Ethan R Yep, basic projection. That's why I like seeing funny videos beheading these types of commenters.
LMaruchan I honestly love these kinds of videos too. They do a great job of exposing scum.
Ethan R i subbed ethan :)
Hey Chris, I only discovered your *informative* and *extremely fun* videos (and podcast!) recently as doing research on Japan. I’ll be visiting (for my first time) Tokyo and Hokkaido in June/July 2019 - 40 years in the making! I absolutely LOVE your videos. I think they’re brilliantly done and I sometimes read comments from others; I say to all those jealous haters out there. Fuck ‘em! Keep doing what your doing and I hope you continue these videos and podcasts as they’re quite entertaining and I’ve learned so much. I feel I’m prepped for Japan, yet, I know I’ll be gobsmacked and probably hit with that “culture shock” everyone keeps warning me about. Cheers mate! From Abbotsford, BC Gregory Ould
I love the “Go fuck yourself” bit from Natsuki that he puts in all the time😭😂😂
i love the level of savageness and burns ripping on "rabbitphobia" that was awsome!
".... not only are you named after a guy who built a really good boat" I love you so much.
This is still hilarious. I've watched this several times haha the voices Chris puts on for the hate mail is top notch lol
Watching all your videos over again and this one has literally made my morning 100% better. Keep doing you, you wonderful human.
I fucking hope you end up like John Lennon. Blessed with an adoring Japanese bride and a family to call your own. 😘
haha
I was going to say that you should go to bed Chris, but then I looked at the time in Japan and it is in the evening where over here in Arizona it's almost 11 pm and I still have a college essay to finish that is due in the morning so jokes on me lol.
Natsuki's "Go Fuck Yourself" kills me every time. Unstoppable giggles.
Absolutely love these, I’ve watched these on repeat for the humor. Please make this a regular series!
ああ笑った笑った愉快痛快。 悪口なんか屁とも思わず小馬鹿にしていくスタイル大好きです！ 私には１日の終わりにふと笑うことが必要なので、毎日見つけ次第どんどん過去動画を貪っています。 いつもありがとう！
9:50 "no matter what you do or what you say you will always offend someone somewhere in the world for reasons you couldn't possibly comprehend" WORDS OF WISDOM RIGHT THERE!
"go fuck yourself" finisher by Natsuki is on point :D
1:53 Well this has aged excellent Isn't that fishmonger now prime minister? xD
Wait, what?
@@sweetneko1257 It's Boris Johnson lol
MelitaJay oh! Thanks
I love your videos, how you present yourself and your drive to keep doing you. Thanks for all the entertaining bits and information you present in all your videos. I hope to fly over to Japan in a few years so I'm soaking up all the information I can get. Thanks for all your time spent and hard work hours to make these videos happen!
I just came back to the video to watch the "You are provocative" advert again. Made me lol hard.
"Turn back where youre from...never back here." Fuuuuck thats deep
I haven’t laughed out loud in a long time and I literally laughed out loud at the perfume ad. I love your videos and your humor!
Absolutely love your videos and sense of humor. These Hate Mail ones make me laugh the hardest. The way you handle some of the comments is fantastic.
Have you not seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail!?!?! Rabbits are terrifying!!! Also... if you hadn't seen it hand in your brit card...
That would certainly be a legitimate reason for rabbitphobia!
Abroad in Japan Hi Chris. Wes from the UK. Love the videos and I think it's great that you share you Japanese adventures with the world. And you should sware more often. FUCKUSHMA
NiceGuyVsAsshole White rabbit turns red
NiceGuyVsAsshole that rabbit scene made me cripple all the way to Hong Kong and back.
oh I seen that movie it was quite hilarious even with the black Knight😂
is this 'Broad reads hate mail' thing gonna become an annual special?
He wrote on Patreon that this will probably be the end of the 'Hate Mail' trilogy. :(
Possibly! It's already a trilogy.
sweet! thanks for replying!
Please let it be so.
Abroad in Japan please. I've already watched this a second time. So good!
And here I thought I was going to get a cute clown on the screen. Chris: * proceeds to show the scariest clown* Me: 💀
I wasn't afraid of clowns before this video, but I might be now 😂
"43 year old trapped in a 26 year old's body" how do people come to the conclusion that he's 43 years old out of that comment? Not trying to be mean or anything just don't understand peoples thinking sometimes.
I'm equally worried
XD I think we all should worry.
ssjwes His youth draws the younger crowd who don't always get his references, but the 43-year-old inside him keeps adults laughing and relating, too. Well-done, hybrid guy.
I know, it's absurd! He doesn't look a day over fourty.
It's funny he said that because when I first started watching I genuinely couldn't tell his age and assumed he was either late twenties and jaded or early fourties and just looks good for his age lol
here's a sentence i didn't think i'd ever say: listening to you reading hate mail was so incredibly soothing. you have a very nice voice.
I was literally in tears xD this is one of the best videos in youtube... and I've seen them all
Every few months I come back to these videos. They have a special place in my heart.
Morning coffee? Check. Hate mail video from AbroadinJapan? Check. Its gonna be a lovely morning boys.
I lost it at "You are provocative", haha. This vid made my hangover slightly less painful, cheers!
What a gem! I like your sense of humour. Please keep the videos on hate mail coming!
This is THE funniest video I've seen on KZhead. The way you take their own posts and turn them against them is absolutely amazing. Not to mention the amount of sarcasm used is sublime. Thank you, this was the laughter I needed today.
Best way to deal with those idiots who get butthurt on behalf of another culture who are more than capable of defending themselves if they thought Chris was disrespecting them, eg Natsuki or Ryotaro. None of these comments ever come from actual Japanese people so they obviously don't feel insulted at all.
The Piano Slam sound effects are my favorite part. 🖑🎹💥
Same!
hear hear! XD
J Mouch u know what the name is???
love how you turn hate mail in something delightful and entertaining
“Provocative” aftershave ad is fucking amazing!
For all that it’s worth, I find your videos really informative yet amusing. This is why I subscribed to your channel. You and your videos are so inviting after a long day being a nurse, sometimes it’s nice just to kick back and have a giggle whilst learning about another culture.
The "provocative" part, was pure gold!
That 'Mexicano Pride' comment really riled me up, I think almost everyone is extremely self conscious, I'm always worried about the way people think of me. One of the main reasons as to why I'm stopping myself from moving to Japan is because I'm so worried about acceptance. I find that I depend on other people perhaps more than I should and if I moved to Japan I would have nobody to turn to. I would feel really horrible if people would judge me or see me as an outcast. Chris I think you are so brave to speak English in front of all of these Japanese people because if I were you I would worry about them thinking I'm another dumb tourist or somehow thinking I'm inferior to them. I know the majority of Japanese people don't think this way but this is just the way my mind works. I hope you can understand what I'm trying to say here.... I believe you are a very brave and confident person (not to mention that your humor is the best thing since sliced bread) so thanks for bringing a bit of Japanese culture into my inevitably mundane British lifestyle. Cheers :)
Miss I suggest you watch this youtube channel name "The Anime Man" so you'll see things in a positive view.
I think most Japanese people, and most people native to any country or bettr yet, nation, definitely respect and appreciate any attempt to speak their local language, as it shows the foreigner cares, but other than that, the average person really doesn't care, and most places accept foreigners pretty well.
@@PseudoResonance except the French
I hope you never went to Japan.
Shouldn't worry about things like that. Don't worry about what other people think of you. The best life is a care-free life. Be friendly to everyone in the world, regardless of country. Be rude to everyone regardless of country. Just be human. Ha
6:30 first I went back to check if the plush cat moved when you got up, then I went back several times to see that stop motion of the plush moving. really loved that detail =^-^= Thank you for all the great content over the years!
I've really enjoyed your videos. I'm planning of visiting Tokyo in the future and found the various ones on do's and don'ts etc very informative and funny. Thanks.
As an Australian, your British sense of humour is too entertaining. Never stop haha!
"Cow is a good animal" is now in my quote bank and I will use it every day forever.
rare to medium rare is how I prefer cows
Hi Chris, I really enjoy watching your videos. They are put together really well. Can't imagine how much effort it must take to edit the footage with all the nice sound effects and very nice narrative! I think that you are really talented!!
Your videos are the best!!!!!! Never been in Japan, good grab on reality, funny, instructive!!! Keep em coming! Gretting From Guayaquil Ecuador!!!
Mexicano Pride's comment disgusts me.
You cant deal with the truth, eh?
piplableful, if you think about it a bit: Mexicano Pride was nationalistic, if not racist.
I thought it was comical at best.
Expected nothing less from someone who uses the word weeaboo unironically
@@Quaindicator He also thinks that anyone who likes Japan is a weeaboo so not only did he use it unironically, he also used it incorrectly.
The worst part about these videos is that some people try to purposely get in them. Yet, I can undoubtedly say, the payoff is the best. Have you thought about becoming a headsman, Chris? 'Cause damn, you *executed* these people. XD
Don't worry - all of the hate comments featured were verified (aka. they were unsubscribed and had usually left more than one hate comment across two videos). I only enjoy pure hate.
Abroad in Japan: Ah, good to know. At least it's interesting to see people try... but of course, it's impossible to beat the hate that shines brightly when it's burnt. One last thing, wouldn't it be a shame if _somehow_ a rabbit plush joined Mr. Snuggles? And of course, keep up the good work! :D
Only letting in the true wholesome hate comments. This is great.
That would save me an awful lot of time having to edit in a cgi rabbit. I'll buy one tomorrow. Cheers for the idea.
Happy to help.
Hi Chris my only regret for your videos is I didn't discover you sooner. Your subject material is always fun and I learn something. The chemistry with your guests and regular contributors has really made you a professional production and keeps getting better. It would be easier to recommend you to more people with less swear words though, otherwise your absolutely brilliant keep it up.
Always on the right track. Keep up the good work and you're very good at what you do. I enjoy your videos very much!
i'm so liking the stuff cat in the background :D and how it moves around and stares at the camera XD
I care more about your hate mail than your Japan vlogs nowadays
I love your videos and your creative spin on them! They are educational while being entertaining and interesting. Thanks to you, I've learned a bit more Japanese than before. Currently I know around 80% of Hiragana which is not bad, but still need to learn Katakana and get started on Elementary Kanji and work my way up. Of course I'm not studying it everyday, but it's nice to learn and absorb the information about culture, places in Japan, footage of personal adventures including with friends and the various breathtaking scenery and landmarks captured. btw Natski is a National Treasure.
Chris sarcams cure my depression 🤣😂 I hope for more of this. I ALWAYS WATCH THOSE 3 VIDS ABOUT HATE MAIL WHENEVER I'M UNDER THE WEATHER
I like your Hate Mail videos, please continue making it in the future. But first you need to get more hate mails. Great day.
"Dementor with a youtube channel" Instant like
Hilarious! Love your very witty sarcasm...
I think you are really amazing! You had the courage and went to Japan and started a successful career and mastered the language and the culture! Keep it up you are amazing and you inspire me
Never thought anything would make me laugh this hard again. Your whole style is charming, candid, sophisticated, and always relatable. Thanks for all you do! Signed, Grateful American
"Hey Natsuki." "Yeah?" "Do you accept me? Like as a person." "Yeah." "Really?" "Yeah. You're a nice guy." "Great, thanks." Lmao, that was so simple, yet it had me laughing for like a minute.
I have never laughed so much at a KZhead video!! Please make more of these!!
“Every time I pull a bitchy smug face...your mom gives me a biscuit.” I about died laughing
Hi nobody does sarcasm better than us Brits, btw are you really 43! looking good pal
I see what you did there
PinkElephantz nah I wouldn't say the best, British people are just sarcastic most often
Didn't he say a 43yr old man trapped in a 26yr old body?
PinkElephantz omg. He is *26*! "A 43 year old in an *26* year old's body."
+pikminjamie it was a joke mi'dear. Saying he is looking good....
you know Chris i was having a conversation with a friend the other day. your name came up is the reason im posting this here. the conversation topic was on killing 3 famous people without consequence for their impeccable voices . i chose Josh Groban, Morgan Freeman, and you, :D but its all hypothetical, but i thought i would just let you know. lol :D
The most sinister compliment I've ever received.
well i wouldnt be chaos for nothing lol id be evolving pokemon still XD
Abroad in Japan he's calling your voice dead. sexy. is he not? not sure there's anything to be afraid of.. except rabbits.
Love your videos and have been watching you for years! Love your sarcasm. Haters will hate and be turds everytime. Love how you counter the trolls of the internet!
Man I love your video's and these hate mail reactions are so fun. Give these people the public exposure :) I wish more KZheadrs would do it. Keep up the swearing!
7:12 maybe some people go to Japan or wherever simply because they want to go to Japan. I wouldn't care if Japanese people don't accept me as JAPANESE, I mean - I'm not. I'm Bulgarian, that's where I'm from, who I am. I wouldn't care if they don't view me as Japanese (since I'm not), I just want to live together nicely. These people are so friendly and hospitable, what more do you want? Seriously people, find your identity in something else and not in nationality. P.S. I'm not resided in Japan. Planning to in a few years. But I've still got an opinion, deal with it.
essennagerry preach.
Your sarcasm makes hate mail fun.
Omg whaat how can ppl hate u. U have such a great sense if humour. Got stuck on your channel and just watch your videos lacking on sleep, they are just so great! Keep going ^_^
If it makes you feel better, you are one if my favorite KZheadrs and i always enjoy your videos! ^^
The cow saga and the after shave advert got me in tears,laughing like a nutty seal😂,celebrating your sense of humour👍
This is definitely your best hate mail video yet. I nearly pissed myself laughing. Keep up the great work.
Love your sense of humour man! Keep it up!
The clown part genuinely cured me xD now they serve their purpose, making me laugh my ass off. Thank you, Chris. You are a LeGeNd.
The insult would be to NOT eat the cow meat, from the cow, who was clearly already dead. That would be an insult, because the cow died in vain, and it is wasteful. Eat the cow, Chris. Eat. The. Cow.
Eat the cow, do it now.
This is my favorite series of your channel. So funny.
Okay. I’ve been watching your videos for a few days and was going to already subscribe but then saw this video. I was ashamed for not subscribing sooner. This was hysterical! Smug away sir! Smug away!
The clown is now art. Thank you ❤ I have been cured
Thank god, KZhead has seek prewiew. ♥
I thought I wouldn't find an answer.