Not. The. Pouch.
True Facts Poster! ze-true-store.myshopify.com/
CREDITS:
I completely messed up and missed this credit:
Vinthi Neufeld PHOTOGRAPHY
/ @vinthineufeld
Vinthi supplied the amazing Bullia videos with the BlueBottle which is incorrectly attributed
Dr. Winfried Peters:
Dr. Peters spent hours sorting through his research and sending me notes and files. His research is what got me excited about O.semistriatta and I can't be more grateful to have had his help. I have listed a number of his papers further below, and I have made a donation to leatherbacktrust.org in his name.
Nathan Robinson:
linktr.ee/wild.blue.science
/ @drnathanrobinson
Nathan was extremely helpful and generous with his time and footage and gave my early script a once over. His research is pretty amazing - on turtles and the giant squid. His hermit crab video is so great in its entirety. Sub to his channels!
Dr.Jon-Paul Bingham
One of cone snail feeding videos came from this lab and it was such an excellent example of the behavior! Thank you so much!
Dr. Mande Holford
Dr. Holford does amazing research on the toxicology of Conus and shared two amazing clips.
Alysia Daines
Alysia helped me identify the O.Semistriatta in the first place and led me to Dr. Peters. Thank you!!
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“Look it’s trying to eat a people!” He said...that was so adorable
It is
7:05
*I WILL DESTROY YOUR PEOPLE, AND MAKE YOUR VILLAGE BURN* Nom nom
Angelcake101 that’s a very bad be Bebe
That whole part was the best, you couod hear his laughter the whole time, love him so much 💜
“However Abigail isnt the only surfer on this bitch- BEACH”
😂😂😂😭😭😭I almost died laughing
IKR?!?
I thought my ears and mind were playing tricks on me.
@@carrotdacarrot1485 you should look for a Bigfoot with internet access. I heard he's single.
Was dying laughing
"Why is Danny going down to the beach and fingering snail's feet? Mother, you can't talk to me like that anymore; it's my job and I'm a grown man." "Look, it's trying to eat a people." I died, I just died.
Me too, I'm supposed to be quiet, my husband is sleeping but I was laughing so much, I'm struggling to do it silently.🤣 I rewinded that part three times!
R.I.P.
And then the snail ate you
@@riptidemonzarc3103 at least, it gave it the old college-try
love that you can hear the dude constantly chuckling
Abigail was the best snail among us. She passed on so we may learn. That dedication must not be forgotten. The task of learning falls upon all of us.
Among Us???? 😳😳😳
@@blackwillow7314 Amogus Morbus Mini em Collagus Bussyus Omnibus Bus Sus Gus Rus Tus Puss Lus Jus Hus Qus
All hail Abigail. All hail
All snail
She may no longer be among us, but she was never sus rest in peace, icon
“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe. It’s a very bad Bebe”
learning so much about snails... but for the love of god just tell us what that bebe did! I NEED TO KNOW!!!
Please show us where on the bebe the snail touched you?
Bebe has a long history of murder, war crimes and theft
@@neotwilight31 The bebe must have flipped him the beeird.
The bebe is the frog fish that supposedly was eaten by the bobbit worm. He escaped, evolved into a bebe and burnt down a church. Now he’s being eaten by a snail. Karmas a bitch.
Me: Zefrank: lets just name it Abigail Me: I was not planning to die as a sea snail today
Too bad
RIP
Abigail xD
We still like you, Abigail.
Bye Abbie!
"...it's over pretty quickly, and it beats dying in a ballsack." Lost it on that one 🤣
"its like going into a walmart on black friday and the lights are turned off, you just start grabbing anything and you dont know what you'll end up with" used as analogy for a snail eating random things blindly is comedy gold.
“Look it’s trying to eat a people.” Never have I heard a sentence spoken with more pure joy and bemusement.
It sounds like me talking about my kitten...
Imagine falling asleep on the beach then waking up to find yourself being devoured by a hundred of these snails
@@Corusame Reminds me of that one scene from Peter Jackson's King Kong.
@@Corusame that must be made into a Syfy movie.
Oh sure it's cute when something the size of a baseball attempts but when it's the size of a toddler, it becomes a problem.
"Kinda ironic to die in a testicle" BEST LINE EVER
YES
Ya know there's an actual fetish about that?
@•Spicy Boi• it's called vore
@@coren5911 It's called vore where you get swallow whole
"Uncountable millions of sperm didn't like that."
“An orgy for narcissist” I swear to god this man is a poet
9:48 my fav
"she also uses these flaps to sort of gallop" relatable.
@Drew Harris yeah me too 😂 this video was hard to take seriously
Snail: Screams of pure terror. Zefrank: let’s back up a bit. Perfection.
*RECORD SCRATCH *FREEZE FRAME Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation .
ICEBRG COMMANDER ikr
Snail: yep that's me you're probably wondering how I got here
This comment is... Perfection
Anyone else think for a moment that it was going to be a snail sex scene instead of a mollusk murder?
"Looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" How does it- OH NO
Hahhahahha yeah man you get it hahahahaha
I head my name...I came..errr well literally 😂
Can't unsee
I laughed so hard when I got it
I choked on my cereal 😂
Not only is Ze Frank absolutely hilarious, we're actually learning like 27 real true facts among all the hilarity. Well done, sir, well done!
@KristinPedemonti - A sneaky teach!
My sweet autistic grandson may have met his one true love! So engrossed watching Millie and Abby that he didn't asked the repetitive questions. Don't know if he listened to story but he was most in the spectacle! Thanx for all your wonderful films, we watch daily!
"Just like how human surfers eventually loose their Shirts and shoes *_and jobs_* "
That shit hit different hearing it from him 😂
I also watched the video.
So thanks for repeating I didn’t understood what it was saying before
Shit's getting real
@@danksanchez4324 No problem
"Has eyes by the way. Should have known better."
thimization that one was kinda my fav. So low key.
This is the best description of all of my life choices I've ever heard.
Came to the comments for this
i opened kzhead.info/sun/pd2sdcqFZGWNdKs/bejne.html
Victim blaming
“Don’t give me crap about the Bebe, that’s a very bad BEBE”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You got scared there, didn't you?" I actually did lmao. It was really adding to my reasons never to go in the ocean again. I was pretty much at exactly my surfer snail limit.
"It beats dying in a ballsack." So wise.
ikr
Jojoforpres LOL
Some people are into that.
@@falleithani5411 you're not the only one cursed with knowledge...
@Jojoforpres We call them exhibitionist.
"very french. they're going to die too" I'm sorry what? LMAO
Just like the french
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@@minilamma4879 yea
To the Guillotine!!!
@@aemilivsivlivs5716 Ohhhhh LOL yh
5:42 "It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" NOO, I'M DEAD
I miss having a snail. I had a freshwater snail and it was so cool to watch. He enjoyed floating around the tank drifting from the filter currant.
"I'm not a snail, I'm a crab. Look I have pinchy pinchies." "Agaronia don't give a crap."
"agaronia don't gives a crab" would be a much better phrase HAHAHA
BLU?!?! ISSAT YOU??? IM CELESTAROONI HOW DID I FIND YOU I-
@@aether7211 LMAO WHAT.
Or she doesn't give a Crab xD
Why do I see 2 people making the same joke and one dude talking to the maker of this comment about "agaronia doesn't give a crap"
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "Let's back up a bit." Oh yeah. This is gonna be a good one.
Screaming always entails top quality entertainment.
I knew I was in for a ride
@@thespooke7950 KZhead #1 rule
@@thespooke7950 so true😂😂
waaaaaaaaa
"look it's trying to eat a people *snickers* *tries to not laugh*" Even Zefrank himself laughs at his own jokes while i just wanna cry here cuz of how much hilarious these documentaries are 😭😭😭❤️✨
"I'm a crab, not a snail; look, I have pinchy pinchies!" But agaronia don't give a crap. Never ceases to make me laugh after a rough day! That and the "bad behbeh" getting eaten by the clay metapodial pouch! 🤣🤣
my god this is narrated so cutely I almost want to think they're cute, and not nightmare snot in pretty clothes
Nightmare snot in pretty clothesss
Cute there a better word lol 😂
Nightmare snot. 😂😂😂 🐌🐌🐌
Nightmare snot lmao
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Zefrank B rated movie recap "Oh no don't go that way" "Oh she went that way" *CHOMP*
this was my favorite part lol
It's the best
that's what she said.
*CHOMP*
Did you just
"She travels by foot." Loved that dad joke. Never forget the dad jokes; they're the best part.
The quality of information combined with fabulous delivery of innocence and double-entendres is ridiculously amusing and addictive! I just discovered this YT channel and now have to tell all my friends!
5:21 “I’m a crab, not a snail, look I have pinchy pinchies” I swear Zefrank is going to be the death of me
No no no, this channel is all about life
Brian Argo and Death is a part of life.
Damn. You right.
Agaronia don't give a crap, so testicle death it is.
I'm so glad he eventually came back.
"So when you pick out those pretty shells on the beach, it's basically a murder scene" 😂
Pretty much😂
Yep
Hahaha ikr that got a wheeze outta me
true
6:12
Could've learned so much more in school if more things were explained this way.
“Yet another snail that surfs is… I’m just kidding, there are no more. You got scared there for a second didn’t you?” I truly did lol
"Caviar and escargot all in one, very French. They're going to die too." I lost it
Ok but who is going to die too? The snails or the French?
@@jedhw4440 depends, might be us if the surfers get big enough
I choked
@@jedhw4440 Yes.
Unless they raise the white flag.
“Look!... it’s trying to eat a people.”
A peep
Hi from central Brazil. Tocantins. I just love your videos. Informative and funny. Great narrator. I am a linguist who loves nature. You'd get here in the Cerrado. So marvelous arthropodes ❤.
i just found this channel and my mind is blown over how incredibly informative yet how stupidly hilarious these videos are.... sir you're getting me through Marine Bio, thank you for your service
"it's like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach" It took me second to see the relation, but now I can't get it out of my head.
CAN"T UNSEE
same for me T__T
Me too, I sat there for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure it out. Then it me and I couldn't stop laughing!
Welp I was eating nuts when he said that I'm not hungry anymore.
HumbleClay _ my adult son’s reaction listening from across the room “Now that’s an image I don’t want to see” 👍
I love how zefrank left for like years and came back without missing a beat
When did he leave?
@@terichix8494 ikr
I think it's because zefrank is uploading videos more frequently this year. If you go back like 20 videos he uploaded, it was uploaded 5 years ago.
hey, i was binging his videos before and now i’m glad he’s back
@@terichix8494 He left awhile ago to work with buzzfeed
"Is this a porno?" I'm fucking dying.
Thank you for still posting!! I've been trying to find this channel again. Love it!!
Other people: Avian creatures Zefrank1, an intellectual: Bjirds
We've been mispronouncing Bjork all these years - clearly it's just Bork.
no one says "aviation creatures"
@@glooperscooper yes, because they say avian creatures
@@BarryTGash Swedish chef had it right all along. #borkborkbork
@@BarryTGash Zefrank is the Swedish chef, confirmed.
If this guy can narrate the universe's destruction, I want to be alive to witness it.
i feel ya
Yep! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
“Welp, there goes Saturn. Watch out for that ice shard. Enceladus had too much to drink last night, and now is currently being surrounded by the gasses on Saturn”
Dude i dont even wanna complain no more that your everywhere, im Low Key A fan now
"It was all fine until one day, it was not"
It seems I found my favourite channel. You got the skills man, making a video about snails both funny and informative shows for it.
By far one of the best videos I have seen online. Thank you for posting it :)
"Look, it's trying to eat a people!" Cutest quote ever.
Red-y Set Play that was my favourite part lol
I was looking for this exact comment.
It's adorable...and probably a little itchy for the human, as the snail tries to break down their skin with digestive juices.
@@Nixeu42 I never thought about it that way. Makes sense!
666th like 😳
Hey there mr.Zefrank...i absolutely love hearing your narration and instantly subscribed and share your videos to my friends! Watching from the Cowichan Valley on Vancouver Island in Canada and loving every moment of each show! Thank you so much for sharing your most excellent humour in such a trying time in this world! I wish you many many blessings and thank you very much! Keep up the awesomeness my friend! Cheers, Jerbs 👍🏼🤓👏🇨🇦
I will never forget that sound >9:25
We need a full nature documentary series, 4k, all narrated by Zefrank. This is nearing 10k likes. At what point do we need a GoFundMe?
Omg that would be awesome 😀😀😀
Nat geo get on this.
OMG YES!!
Yes
Yes! Now take my money, Zefrank!
“It looks like someone mostly buried an old man on a nudist beach” I choked on my noodles
And I no longer want to finish my noodles
Did you slurp it like the snail? Hahaha :P
Funny af but I'll never be able to unsee that!
As a certain thunder god once said: "it's in my brain now."
@@xtflogicalohio3044 And as im going to say, *Time to add bleach to my brain to get this horrid memory out*
Ive never wanted to learn so much until i found your channel thank you so much for all the laughter and knowledge
You should have your own series that I can binge watch on Netflix and then binge watch again when I introduce it to my friends and family while they binge watch it with me. Seriously, sometimes when I need a pick me up I rewatch your stuff... youre an absolute genius.
I only fear one thing That Zefrank1 runs out of cool animals to talk about
He can make any animal sound cool.
I'm scared one day he will start doing the peoples..
Don't worry, even if he runs out of the animals & plants, he can always do the BACKWARD version of them just as he did for Hippo. I bet we will still watch those videos.
Emmm these were snails. SNAILS. Are you really sure this guy needs cool animals?
He could probably make the most boring animal in existence sound like a legendary pokemon
Silver lining to the Caronavirus: ZeFrank is stuck inside forced to make True Facts videos.
*resists urge to wish for endless pandemics*
Coronavirus? Which one? There are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of variants currently alive ln this planet. I'd choose a coronavirus over the worst influenza bug imaginable, but look at me... I'm embarrassing myself here... I'm trying to spit logic on a joke post... 🤔
@@RDDPro The "Core Oni Pandem Mic" wouldn't be that dangerous, if it weren't for mass incompetence on a global scale. It's a classic showcase of the downsides of globalized economies and globalized governments.
That's how he dooooo
@@RDDPro which Zefrank, the OP didn't write Zefrank1... if only humans were capable of inference or recognizing context 🤔😜
"Has eyes by the way, should have known better" is my favorite bit. just shaming a crab for being dumber than a ball of slime
Thank you for making a video about something that is truly important!
"when you pickup that pretty shell in the beach, it's basically a murder scene" I might not pick any kind of shells anymore
Due to the Coronavirus indefinitely sealing us in our homes
It's a beautiful memorial of a full life in a spectacular time to be here. Right here, right now.
i picked up a shell in animal crossing a minute after he said that
I never look at a seashell the same ever again 😨😨😨😖
@Reagan E Barnholt Beachfront: CSI
I wish all nature documentaries where like this
same. most of the time they're like hErE wE haVe thE TuRdiNg hiPpO.
@@rufflesntruffles2 He SeEmS tO bE tUrNiNg ArOuNd
@@Waltbrub iT ApPeArS fEcAl MaTtEr iS fOrciNg iT'S wAy OuT oF tHe AnUs.
Quit watching other channels and sub. Done!
@@rufflesntruffles2 no
This is the 2 year anniversary of the day I found this spectacular channel! Thanks for giving me some good laughs!
I just found your channel and totally made my day! THANK YOU!!
"Oh look, a documentary! This will be peaceful." Start of the video: aAAHHHHHHHH
"Let's back up a bit." lol ^_^
To be fair, it is really peaceful.
"They're going to die too" Who? The snails? Their babies? The French?
Yes.
But I don't want to die :c
@@katsu772 Then stop being French.
@@chrisheard5727 but what if you're french?
@@dannyboy2585 you deserve it
So this says a lot about me and my life….but this is the first time I’ve ever seen this channel. And now I’m in love. 🤦🏻♀️
You appeared in my recommendations, you now will appear in my subscriptions. Well done! Have never watched a 10 minute video on snails before!
"If you're a scientist with a foot fetish, this is the animal you should study" *why is nobody talking about this*
Hahaha 🤣😂 right?
And the "porno" at the end too 😂😂😂😂
I was about to.
Well ... Zefank is certainly someone and he is talking about it .... so are we and we're are certainly someones .... so it is conclusive that most certainly people are talking about this.
And if you also like vore... this would be heaven.
He has been subtlety unsubtle making dad jokes in our faces.
Its like a subliminal message. x)
Subtly
It is only implied...
Your grammar killed my brain.
Hey dads need to get their own back somehow, you raid our larders, nick our ciggies, empty our wallets, now suffer our jokes mwahahah!
Thanks for the janitor shoutout at the end! We’re very rarely thanked. Mostly just used as the butt of jokes.
I've watched this one before, and it just keeps being engagingly funny. Thank you.
“These snails have lost their eyes and tentacles, sorta like how human surfers lose their shirts and shoes....and jobs” I lost it at this point. This guy!!!
First rpwllyu
Lost what, exactly? Shoes? Shirt? A job? Or eyes and tentacles?
@Aaron Shshs certainly not the sense of humor
I think the brains may go at some point as well. Coalinga!
Jobs fucking suck anyways those surfer dudes get to spend their whole days doing what they love I envy them
imagine if land predators pulled shit like this, one second you're sitting on a tree stump and the next you realize the stump is actually a deadly predator who just captured you in a giant foot testicle and in the end it just flies away with your corpse by flapping its foreskin
Why do I want a picture of this?
That is how the Agaronia do
Wait am I not doing it right I figured someone would've noticed by now
This post here officer
...well damn :v
Good stuff! I used to watch them eating blue bottles on the Cape Town beaches... thanks for explaining!
This is completely entertaining and A wonderful teaching moment, love his sense of humor.
English teacher: Bird Zefrank: Beeyrd
English teacher: Buried Zefrank: Beeyried
Byurd
English Teacher: Beard Zefrank: Beeyrd
Byörd?
English teacher: babies Zefrank: Bebes
"So whenever you pick up that pretty shell on the beach, it's basically a murder scene."
What does that make hermit crabs who live in the homes of murder victims?
@@darkdragoness5 Yep, hermit crabs sometimes killed the previous shell-owner and robbed the shell.
Grave robbers?
@@commoncommentatingcommento8683 Technically, grave squatters.
not going to lie, this is really messing with my head
I just love this. Thank you KZhead for putting this on my feed, this commentary is amazing.
So delightfully funny and entertaining, yet somehow I always still learn something new as well!
“Like human surfers losing thier shirts, and shoes, and jobs.” 😂😂😂😂
My introduction to this channel... I laughed so hard!
*losing
@@eggsnspam Welcome to our hidey hole my friend.
touche
Zefrank's videos: something between funny, disgusting and intriguing.
I find myself laughing at one moment, then wide eyed in amusement, followed by grimacing at the carnage, which manages to get turned back into laughter. It's quite the experience!
@@ryllingam6467 It's a goddamned roller coaster, what an experience indeed
This is pure science. Stop laughing.
Also informative
Intriguing, but highly disturbing
Been lurking about and watching KZhead videos since youtube got started and I have to tell you that you're funny and my most favorite Tuber of all time! Thank you for making an old man laugh every day!
This type of narration should be the only one from now on gotta love it
“Like caviar and escargot in one. Very French” -oh, how cute! “They’re going to die too.” -what?
"Comp" "I'm a crab not a snail look I have pinchy pinchies" Oml I can't oh god I'm wheezing why is this so funny
Same "pinchy pinchies"🤣🤣🤣
You guys have to look up “Dear Kitten” I don’t know this mans name but he is so talented in humorous narration. Love his voice! Oh.... great video about snails too.
Love listening to this guy. Makes the subject really interesting with his unusual form of narration.
Never did I dream of a day when watching snail documentary would be ten times more entertaining than any of hollywoods comedies from past 10 years.
Vsoundelend or late night talk show host.
Aint that the truth😂
Vsoundelend oofff 😂
@@bubbles000 YES
@AnimeYuno Fanperson YES
Zefrank: "Caviar and escargo all in one, very French. They are going to die too" Ehh.. the French you mean?⚆ _ ⚆
I scrolled for this. Your custom emote insured I made the right choice. 👍🏻
Take my like
both
give the germans a few more decades to stop being so polite
Sacré Bleu!😨
“Has eyes by the way, should have known better” took me out 💀
*”RIP Abigail”* Zefrank never fails to make me laugh 😂
“And don’t give me crap about the babey” “Thats a very bad babey”
4:32 imma giv time stamp
Trying to copy my comment? You act like we don’t figure this out.
@@coopercampbell1521 He might have not seen yours, i havent
@@coopercampbell1521 it's literally a quote of what he said tho?
I love how he said babey
"It's kind of ironic to die in a testicle" Never ever thought i would hear those words in a sentence.
Theres a fetish on the internet for that.
@Miguel Velazquez please don't ask me how i know this.. the internet is a dark strange place and sometimes its secrets are best left unfound.
Lol wtf
@Miguel Velazquez genuinely confused xD and thanks man :)
@@krrsantan6775 honesty if you dont know your better off not knowing.
It's currently 4:17am... this was on my recommendation list. I had no idea this was even a thing but I do know one fact. This man is probably the most qualified person for this job and I now rest easy knowing he exists in this world! XD
Watching this is the first time I've genuinely laughed out loud in so long. Thanks buddy
Narator: " sort of like human surfers eventually lose their shirt and shoes....and job" Lol the roasting.
I lol'ed so hard I spat my food....
😂😂😂😂
I JUST GOT YOU TO 1K LIKES! #1000thLikeOnAComment
I thought ze would say,, "...and service," but ze chose the better joke.
the timing of that shit coz im drinking water at that time now my nose hurts
Don't give me grief, He is a very bad bebe. This has to be one of his best.
True fact: this will become a meme in 2023: kzhead.info/sun/n6elZ61vp6CdY3A/bejne.html
He's NOT the Messiah; he's a very bad bebe!
Agreed!
I used to pick up so many of the Bullia snails as a kid, and race them against each other (I live in South Africa). To this day I call them hot wheels... They're really cool! They eat all the washed up jellyfish that could potentially still harm people!
Love your channel man thank you.
"Don't give me crap about the babeh, thats a very bahd bebeh." his whole narrative, my english teachers could never
Also they'd never about your use of a comma instead of a semicolon or a period, your lack of an apostrophe in a contraction, etc., but especially your making them never without a verb!
I need u in my life