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2012: Taller iPhone 2019: three eyes 2030: EyePhone
That was a Futurama episode
uLtraRazi1214 nobody cares
@@williambabin7350 I care
PatricMF RO you only care because I don’t
@@williambabin7350 I love eating sand
Manufacturers: How big do you want your model? iPhone: yes
Lol
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Manufacturers: Do you want the iPhone 5 12 inches tall, or 5000000000 inches tall? iPhone: Yes.
No
This masterpiece just turned 10 years old today. I still have a feeling Apple will make this in the future
Imagine looking back at this comment and going “Wow 2022? That was ages ago!”
Ikr
i hope not, because it would probally be a fail
@@skydoesstuff7129 imagine it lol
Hopefully some day..
This actually has aged incredibly well... incredibly up to today's satire.
Yeah
I’m your 100th 👍
today's satire? This type of satire was incredibly common even back in 2012. Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't exist back then. I remember 2012 like it was yesterday, and the humour really wasn't that different compared to 2023.
@@beastinfection638 it is much more serious and polished... Watch duece Bigelow or Austin Powers they are a different breed of comedy
2012: how tall do u want ur iPhone? yes. 2019: how many cameras do u want? yes.
Is that ZeroTwo
How many headphone Jack's do you want? *no* How many complaints do you want from the fans? *yes, just yes*
It's not the first phone with 3 cameras
@@zM8x I swear hahaha these kids think iPhone is the best hahaha, Samsung galaxy is waayyyy better man get the note 10 plus Vs any iPhone you want it's better
2099i008554 re 22452
Legend says: *YOU NEED iPants FOR THAT iPhone*
XD
I WHEEZED THIS IS AMAZING
Yeah but you would still have to walk like a penguin
Just Jum r/whoosh
@@niovi8973 whoosh
10 yrs ago and it’s only coming up on my fyp NOW
exactly tho
This holds up flawlessly, if only the thumbnail was changed to something like "the next iphone" it would be timeless.
"How tall are you?" "Yeah, I'm 2 and a half iPhone 5s"
Lol
😂
So you’re only 55 inches?
I’m 4 Iphone 5s
@@frosty7986 No im 5"8 but it was just a joke
Okay but some ideas like the guitar is actually kinda cool
Light saber one lol
And the ruler
Yeah
right
Agreed
11 years later and I still love this
dude there already is iphone 15, time run fast it has been over 10 years since this parody
but will it have a headphone jack?
No
What are you stupid? No
Bro, could you pass the dongle plz?
I really don't know or care
bend it, and the iPhone 5 is already a headphone
2012: iPhone is going to be really tall 2020 iPhone is going to have lots of cameras
Lol
And 2020 make you have trypophobia
@TheDjBoi X LOL SO TRUE 2021 10292827 CAmRAs
@@therubikmp4 I KNOW RIGHT!! MORE LIKE 6923868636777638777 cameras
@@Anshman3766 I'm not intrigued maybe I'm intrigued by holes on skin
This honestly looks really cool if they just implemented a way for it to fold back into an iPhone.
Respect for the guy who actually made this look so realistic in the video
I just love how the iphone 5 was the future back then
ikrrr
Im watching on an iPhone 5 XD
I just love how the iPhone was actually good back then.
Now it's the IPhone Fold Max XX with 128 GB storage for an extra 500$ and a protection plan for 200$ with extra 100$ making the phone cost 3000$ and everyone is going to say it's the best phone out there.
Yea, now we have 1000$ phones with animoji
I laughed so hard when the guy put the phone down his pants
Haha. True
Ophem im whith you xd
Ophem lol
Ophem he needed iPants for that iPhone
You did certainly not laugh out loud while being alone. Stop lying.
It's crazy how accurate this commercial turned out to be
KZhead recommending me this after *11 YEARS*
2020: *iPhone 11 comes out* iPhone 5:
He post this in 2012
Also my iPhone se:
Lol
@Rocket 3000 I mean the og one
I think this is better than iphone 11
I’m disappointed that iPhone 5 didn’t actually turn out like this edit: its a joke 💀
now you know duh
Well duh it’s fake read the title
@@rickymata7936 its a joke dumbass.
actually it's not like that those people are trying to trick you
@@youtubeali8710 what
As a manhwa reader this is a Win
2024 is still watching😂
2012 apple: "we will have a bigger phone" 2020 apple: "MAKE IT SMALLER"
What’s your point?
I have arrived That’s to reduce the carbon footprint
Well actually without a power BRICK
Smol
2012: “we will have flying cars in 2020” 2020: “ bro what you mean we have flying cars that looks like nothing”
WHOs watching 7 years later? (2019)
ViruZ Angel It’s only from 6 years ago at the moment. It will be 7 years ago on September 21
Me
Me
*6 yrs
ViruZ Angel I’m watching the day after you watched
After a decade, this masterpiece got into my recommended page.
how about we make the cameras be a widget spinner instead for literally no reason
widget?
If you used this in geometry dash, could you see the whole level?
omg you need to get an oscar
I was just playing geometry dash
@@weepgamer i guess so
*_MINDBLOWN_*
please,just..just like *YOU CAN RUN YOUR OWN COUNTRY WITH THAT MIND*
KZhead: Hey this video really old *lets put it on everyone’s recommended*
IKR
JIMIN
True
Exactly
Tru
1:58 And that's how you make walking with a limp cool and stylish 😉 Let's everyone know you're an iPhone 5 owner, great marketing strategy
hello
didn't expect you to be here
I thought the idea wasn't THAT bad, until I saw the guy trying to call on it and put in his pocket.
Comments after 6 years
hi
Vanshu Vansh comments after 6 days
Johny Ventura or 3 hours
commenting after 6 days
same
That guitar thing was actually cool
ikr
lol ikrrrrrrrrrrrr
QuashaSalsa it wouldn't work
Lebanon why wouldnt it?
QuashaSalsa they have an iPad.. This would never work as a phone, but why couldn't they make an i(insert name here) and just make it reaaaal long
BEST MEME ALMOST EVER
iPhone 14 pro max has skyscraper time
2% of the comments from 2012 98% of the comments from 2019 or 2020 or 2021 yo i made this 3 years ago wtf :-;
Justizzygrace yeah from 2012-2018 KZhead NOPE : they dont need it 2019 KZhead YES: they need it and to make advertising WHAT!
True
true
True
Correct
If the French can do it with their bread, we can do it with our phones
Capissotor I shit you not this is the best comment I’ve ever read
i am french and you are so amaaazing
That is why the Dutch did slavery for longer. Lol I'm Dutch🤷🏼♂️
Coincidence ? Think not
Lol
We eliminated scrolling, and replaced it with PHYSICAL scrolling! If you thought "gorilla arm" was bad with desktop touch displays, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
I wish the iPhone 5 was this.
Nobody nobody at all KZhead: were gonna recommend this in 2020
Alex Loftus, If this thing actually exists in 2025, chances are I am going to lose my mind!
Ya
Slayer209 your commnet was made 1 day ago in 2019 and the video was made in 2012
Alex Loftus this was recommended a few years ago to a lot of people
Ya
8 years later and I'm still waiting for the iRuler.
YUSTIN JJJJJJJJJ
It exists on the newest products
it exists
The measure app is there
yes
This has aged better than the iPhone 5.
_It's 18% thinner..._ _and 795% taller_ omg i died🤣
Krukow Studios and has the best battery ever
Krukow Studios s
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Krukow Studios ok
Krukow Studios x
It makes me feel nostalgic,I really miss the time when this was still new also fooling people around with this video...
Yes😭
Same
Baickai Corporation it just proves if how time passes fast
WRYYYY
- HeXo - ah,a fellow Jojotard
10 years later, and that never happened.
Прошло 10 лет и наконец это видео попало мне в рекомендации)))
"More comfortable to use" i choked
I can't even fit in my pocket though lol
No you didnt
Esdits 200th comment!!!!
tries to fit in pocket* can't iphone makes the thinmin pants* me: wait...APPLE MAKES PANTS?!
@@andlykwan sksksksksk
Plot twist: iphone 5 parody has more views than real iphone 5 trailer
lol🤣🤣😂😂
It does
@Michael G i just know
@Michael G u just jealous how many likes i got
Stop copying comments stupid
See how the iPhone 14 pro max is like…
This iPhone 5 looks like a micro IMAX screen
Some of the apps they showed were actually pretty cool...
Ikr
That's what I was thinking.
Was just about to comment that
me to
Austendo I liked the guitar and lightsaber
This is what everyone thought phones would become
Honestly, with the rise of almost-21:9 displays right now, they're not that far off.
@Matthew Scott lol
It was
Alexander Köster modern iPhones Are 18:9 not 21:9.
Razer Fan Boy Though I don’t know the aspect ratio off the top of my head, I imagine he’s referring more to something like the Razr. It has a very vertically elongated display compared to most phones.
Inching closer to reality every year.
Is this how SpaceUK plays Geometry Dash? He should be able to see the entire lvl with this phone fr
At a work meeting: You: Oh sorry I have to take this call. [Pulls out this phone]
FreddyFazbear Playz fuck off
Lets count! One, two, three, four, five! Five comments complaining about the exact same inconsequential thing! AH AH AAAAHHH!!!
Elijah Wright e.e you ok bro?
Random Commenter *leave, leave now. get out now. right fucking now*
Random Commenter please delete this.
Tbh some of the ways they showed to use it looked pretty good. It could have been good but not as a phone
Yeah the ruler, light saber, and guitar was sick. But carrying it around and calling is just stupid.
Yeah, just make it a bit wider and give the ability to enter apps in windowed mode, so that making apps from other devices is, y’know, actually possible, and you’ve got a good device. I’m thinking of “the iBoard”
@@mike_404 *"I'M AT THE SUPERMARKET!"*
The ruler the light saber and the gutar
With the guitar I agree
I first watched this soooooo long ago, back when I was still learning English, Didn't know what the word "parody" meant and just stood there, confused the entire time
meanwhile now iphone 1875 updates: new name, another camera
Who is watching this after release of iPhone 11?? Like OMG TYSM GUYSSSS
U poor guy I gave u like and a reply yes
Yes I'm after iPhone 11
@@goldenballs0015 so now what ?
Yep
Lol
At least it has a has a headphone jack
Yeah iPhone's 2G's headphone plunger looks cool.
Menntes the headphone jack is the charger thing, but you have to get new earphones or get an adapter which isn't that bad
Menntes true
Menntes yea...
True
Still good even 10 years later!!
2:11 No way them playing that song really just proves they were ahead of their time
I can’t believe they made this like 7 years ago
Mr. Lc Curiosity and Collections yeah and I also think that schools will be shutting yeah
2012: taller iPhone 2019: ELECRTIC STOVE
It's 2020
@@rahilt 2021*
@@rahilt wait ur in the past
smh none of y’all get the joke, the iphone pro has 3 cameras and it looks like a stove, the iphone pro was released 2019
Or because the iPhone 5s is so hot you cook your flesh on it
Bro really put part of the screen on his ear to take a call 💀
got recomended after 11 years of release ngl this is legendary
Let's just appreciate how official this actually looks...
Agree chain
Agree
A g r e e
The coment above @MightyGoosenator 's is at the cap of replys
E
why does this look like something they would actually make
Oh no
If Apple sees this video, someone in their marketing department will at the very least give it some serious thought and then run it by both the advertising department and the engineering department to see how viable the concept would be.
Because now their is a thery eyed phone
They would IPHONE 5 2020
Avery Slice Ikr
Who else thought this was real when they were younger 😂
1:18 The subtle turn he does to reveal the mile long phone is too good 😭
I was dying when the dude put the phone in his pocket and walked weirdly.
Me too 😂😂😂
Me three
Me four
He was limping! XDD ( Me five! )
Me six! 😂😂😂
2012:I'm tall 2019:I have 3 eyes 3000:Im everything
Dark EVERYTHING
So it’s a pp?
@@Galacticlol especially
Jokes on you, my phone has 5 eyes
2255: 1 man did came 1960+ in future u dont trust me ikr try find out
10 yrs later
If you used this in geometry dash, you could see not only the whole level, but also the entire lifetimes of the game devs.
2012: taller phones 2020: more cameras
Huawei should be arrested for stealing this idea for their phones...
@The Zoopals Lover This phone is realistic. When the "fold" is just done like the curtain TV that i like to call the LG tv that roll down or up. Imagine it was like more like a ipad type so you could fold it inwards like A3 to A4 and A4 to A5, then fold it on the long side so it is like half a A5 if it makes sense. A3, basically it keeps either a A4 format or you can fold a 1/3 of it to become keyboard. and use the rest for work or something, or laser keyboard
@The Zoopals Lover You forgot some zeros
@@alikadhim3256 no, he forgot ten zeros
4040: WIDE!
I mean practically this is a joke but that guitar thing and the ruler feature was actually sick and it lowkey seems pretty convenient
Dubski indeed
Dubski true but Apple already made an app called measure that is just like using ruler and it’s actually pretty accurate
I would buy that and switch to iPhone in one second
Yea
the guitar thing was awesome but the ruler is just stupid
For years I thought this was real. 😂
Even back then they were dumping on apple😂😂
If you sharpen it you can use it as a weapon!
Weapon that after hitting edited.
@@kenny3329 brokes
That’s what she sai-
Holy I phone i wasn't expecting so many likes thanks.
C Matlock r/woosh
But now the iPhone 5 is hella small 😂😂
Vanessa Perez yep
I know right
r/wooosh
JaisianSpeaks it’s 4 o’s dumb ass
@@kurumikuam The original commenter didn't get that this was a joke based off of their reaction.
When I saw that guy put the tall phone in his pocket, I realized how great this is
I remeber watching this as a kid and think its real very nostalgic
The tallest thing happened to iPhone since iPhone is its price
Samsung’s s20 ultra is $1400 🤣
@@thezanninogang remind me how much the iPhone 11 pro max is?? S20 ultra is faster lolol
@@typicalretard6968 Remind me of samsungs battery The iphone 11 really wasnt apples phone year its probably samsungs as apple didnt put as much effort into it. The iphone 11 was like a cover off phone to the 12.
@@phase0400 Remind me that with all the features and upgrades and buying power brick that the iPhone 12 is more expensive and STILL doesn't have expanded storage...
@@ljeans531 Thats true for the stroage. I got to admit apple boldness though they go through all the mockery of other companies and other fans of other companies (including some people in the apple fans). They go through it but all the other companies end up following suit. Look how many people are annoyed about this e waste. In another year or two samsung will do it too.
2012: iPhone 5 2019: iPhone Xs Max 2025: iPhone double X 4k ultra slim OLED Carbon Design
NYX 4000 iPhone 56 Xs R Plus Max Ultra HD 6k 360° View.
2020: Samsung s12 4k ultra slim OLED carbon
202020 IPad Planet X
Actual 2025: iPhone XS Max with no power button
Janis 2089:IPhone Z triple X Max
When I was age 5 in 2012 I thought this was the real iPhone 5
i remember seeing this as a kid and actually believing it, good times.
Me too, I actually believed for a bit back then haha
Same good times 😢
I remember when this was a joke
Why was this in my recommendations when it’s 2019???????? 😂😂😂
idk it was in mine too
Idk it was for me too.
Lol me too
Idk me2
Same same same yes I GOT THIS IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS
Watching this is december 2018 is fun😂
Yeah
Ye
Same here
Same
Throwback
11 years ago what would you think the iPhone 15 would be like it’s not like that iPhone 5
I saw this video videos ago and it's still dang good
iPhone 5: not even that tall iPhone x: help me iPhone 5
IPhone 11: hi.
Why the frick so much likes??
Jared Garcia iPhone 14: The new change of iPhones. I welcome you, iPhone 14!
Xdxd focking parody
666 likes wow
I remember wanting an iphone 3gs when this ad came out. *Aww man good times.*
I did my part - now do yours. ok
I seen you on a Billie eilish parody commenting about the bald guy lol
Hi from 3 weeks ago 😂
Can’t wait for the 6
I NEED THIS! This creation is beautiful
1:34 That’s not what I expected, lol
It sounds weird...
Lol
What
yall seen the newest leaks? The camera looks like a tumor
LMFAO
7 years later (technically 6 and a half) and 1:58 is still my favourite bit
LOL HE IS WADDLING
Where did you get the idea it was 7 years ago?
6 and a half...
@@lucien5319 i just did 19-12 without even bothering to look at the fact it was uploaded in september. my bad.
🤣🤣🤣
I remember when I was in grade 3 someone saw this video and told everyone that this phone ACTUALLY was this tall. I believed him until my dad got an actual iPhone 5 💀
still classic. the good old days of youtube