I built an illegal Minecraft farm... [Lifesteal S2:E9]
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First reply lets gooo EDIT: For the record, at the time I was writing this there was no message before me, someone must have snagged the first message as I was typing.
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Please do tell me why my auto raid farm is illegal. :D
350 totems
Maybe ask parrot ;-;
Cause its too good!!
Lol
Yoo
Can we PLEASE have more “Spoke explains Redstone” segments? XD
Hi Parker!
I AM SO GOOD AT REDSTONE
looking forward to it
Hey bae
@@Spokeishere not as good as me (wink wink)
11:10 Zam: "what are you doing" Spoke: "just admiring my bes"
Admin spotted
"Nice now I have 25,167 emeralds" "Oh cool you gonna spend it?" "No I'm saving them up" "But you have 25,167 of them" "Yeah but I'm saving up"
Lol
If my math is right, that’s enough to fully power 17 beacons.
@@pyrotempestwing ok
@@pyrotempestwing big bren
Spoke: This is illegal and I will get banned if the owner finds out Also Spoke: *publishes it as a youtube video*
i was going to say that lol
Yeah why shouldn’t he its CONTENT
ikr
ye lol
I was gonna say that lol
Clown pierce: I got everything it didn’t take so long Spoke: Puts Diamond block on list
he has like 2 stacks of them lol
@@benimou2349 You have no idea
@@ruinknightsir actually clown made a vid about how he had a bunch of disamonds not to long ago
@@oceans6517 I was referring to that
@@ruinknightsir ok
“If I get caught, I might get banned from the server!” Good idea to post it on KZhead then!
He already got caught
ayo oder?
Yeah it’s a scripted video
@@ThemightyTho he said he likes uploading he doesn't care of being caught, banned he just likes editing or uploading
It's for entertainment so it's all staged, super interesting and fun to watch
I like how it went from stealing beacons to stealing a cake in less than 2 minutes
Lol true
Alternative title: Spoke not being sneaky for 15 mins
lmao
lol
@Smaze honestly, they’d probably be alright if u didn’t spam everywhere
He scripted the vid just watch it again Like why does mapic take JUST the cake on the item frame when spoke needs a cake When spoke needs a diamond block why is there a diamond block inside the ALL IRON BEACON?
Coincidence, I keep a diamond block in iron on a beacon, I also keep cakes in some chests so
i like how he gathers the recources the most risky way possible instead of just going like 8k blocks away and getting them
Wouldn't be much content that way, would it?
Mk Kim Jones this is a old account but u probably saw that one guys video and think your cool and he would upload more if it was scripted
Spoke: Hopefully no one will find where it is Also Spoke: *presses F3*
YO I LOVE THE NEW STYLE
Hi baby
Wadda frick?
Hi clutch
@@zach.8117 Wha the heck-?
@@zach.8117 ayo wth
That song in the intro…Gave my life meaning.
It's the new minecraft disc they r adding :)
@@nicholasfordham8074 ik
ok
I have the farm in my hardcore world for totems. It’s absolutely the best farm I’ve ever built. 10/10, props to the creator Rays Works
you should do more of these videos! sneaking into bases to build farms
Starting to think this wasn’t a sky base….
Sus
na its a skybase
@@chumongoiii5432 cool
Lmao
Sybase don't worry
MAKING VIDEOS THIS GOOD IS ILLEGAL
Yessir
Well sadly it’s scripted You can tell cause like The diamond block in the all iron beacon when he needs a diamond block, Mapic taking the cake out of the item frame when spoke specifically needs a cake
@@ThemightyTho its still a good video
I love how this and the other vids about his stasis pool needed to be filmed in 1 session otherwise when the target logged the pearl would have despawned lmao
When Spoke sent the screenshot to Clown that his pearl is above void, Clown logged off and if the pearl was legit, Clown wouldnt be teleported because when you log out your pearls despawns. BIG BRAIN CLOWN
Then how did Technoblade escape the prison
@@isaiahdekubber2271 Its scripted man
@@isaiahdekubber2271 Dream SMP is a scripted roleplay server
@@carryxdd I know I was just messing around everyone knows it is scripted
@@carryxdd i think ur right
"if I get COught, I WIll gEt BaNNED" *uploads a video exposing him self*
Parrot won’t ban him cause it’s not in the script
From my experience in owning illegal farms, I’d say this is good. I also have illegal farms in Minecraft.
Who works on your irl illegal farms
Hold up
Wait a sec
@@Spokeishere did you now you can also make a enchanted golden apple farm in minecraft pocket or bedrock edition plz read
@@technicaldhananjay1460 he's playing java
i like how much effort you put into staging this
I got idea for this, build an item sorter, and make it sort the emeralds/other stuff into a chest and the totems into a dropper into lava, if the totems are the banned part.
Nice Bamboo Iron farm also SPOG
Spokes videos are just a masterpiece
so.... you have a cake.... in an item frame...... in your enchanting setup..... YUP ITS LEGIT
“How fake do you want this?” Spoke: yes
Sick new editing style. Loved seeing you sneak around Mission Impossible like.
Very little sneaking done in this, mostly just him putting himself into bad situations he could've avoided and then escaped because everyone's working together for the vid.
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos 🎈
5:12 "i think it would be funny to trap the strongest player and force him to gather my resources" Me: He became stalin in a second
0:53 doing something illegal to build somethinf illegal i like it
My man u have my respect everyday i search up the lifesteal smp for content to watch ur upload schedule is godly compared to other content creaters
This is scripted ezly
Agree
when u look at double stacking raid farms that produce over 300 000 ems/hr
Clown relogged instantly lol (gets rid of pearl stasis)
4:52 he covered his personal coordinates but forgot about his targeted block coordinates lolll
Oh yeah lol
It’s scripted content anyway so it doesn’t really matter though
“SPOG” CHAIN!
no.
Ironic that prince zam didn't think to just log out, literally the downfall of the last server
Prince Zam: I Love Killing cats! The Terrain: ?! Mapicc: Fax
I’m pretty sure that the diamond block was unnecessary, it probably could have been any solid block
No it has an important function : clout
@@petervasil6159😂
the whole server would be even more screwed if you successfully built cowking’s stacking raid farm
nah the css' one is even better but to be honest i would just built the chronos one cuz it's wat more simple (no suppressors)
@@brickie9816 what if he built the downaccel raid farm lol (1.4 mil items per hour
@@antomyh7875 I completely forgot about this one lol. since i don't know any better raid farm i will ask: what if he built EOL mob farm lol (3.1 mil items per hour)
@@brickie9816 ok I can’t out do that lol
@@brickie9816 re
I laughed so hard, and now I'm in pain.
I love how you made that farm that was impressing .
spoke doesnt realize if clown pierce logged off and on his ender pearl would have dissapeared
This man is the most evil person in the SMP and yet his stories are very interesting
This actually looks staged
Seeing clown nervously laugh just cracked me up
Spoke uploads bangers not even regular they are legendary exotic level man
No way bro!!!!!!!! I got heart
I love how spoke hearts everyones comments❤️
He didnt consider to heart mine but yours
@@dannyaoi1620 just comment he will
Your editing skills are insane!
Bot account copying comments
Spoke: Ima Sneak And Try To Build My Farm :) Also Spoke: Gets Caught Everytime
Good writing , keep it up
man this guy will eventually become a minecraft legend which ever servers he joins... we can only wish it iwll last a week
I'm so impressed with how much work you put into scripting this
Yep so... True... I was looking for a comment talking about script lol
How do you know its scripted?
@@jacobren3638 the acting is pretty bad lol
Everyone gangsta until parrot sees this video
spoke: iF ParrRrROT fInDs OUt Ill Be BAnnED... also spoke: lets just put this in a public video!
Spoke: he post a video Me: o boy this is gonna be a banger
Thank you spoke for loving my comment you made my day
@@vincenttrinh7828 do you mean "oh" you can edit your comment :)
@@nethercrocodile5859 no
@@vincenttrinh7828 hes tricking you. if you edit your comment spoke’s like will dissapear
Abselutely insane content keep it up!
Bruh its staged af
Yo I just realised Clown could have just logged out to dispawn the pearl lol
Whoa the ending tho. Intense
Here comes the legend with another legendary video. :)
Clown pierce?
wait I’m confused… in the last lifesteal server, when you left, didn’t your enderpearl despawn? if that’s the same rule for this server, how did spoke make the trapping parrot videos..?
Yeah I was confused about that too but its probably scripted. And even in the first part when he tried to steal the cake and beacons, there were parts where it was not possible for them to not see his particles. Plus the part when they grabbed the cake off the item frame was just so random. So in short: its scripted
The ender pearl despairing was a bug, I think they fixed it
@@nobody-vm6dw particles are rly hard to see in bright places like that. (Plus if it's scripted, why would he take it and not kill spoke) plus he Probs just wanted to eat the cake.
@@knightla1126 yep they just randomly run around their base not doing anything and they randomly decide that right now they want to eat cake
@@knightla1126 definitely scripted While grabbing a beacon for the farm, spoke also randomly finds the diamond block he needed. Why would there be a diamond block in the all iron beacon.
if that pearl where to fall into the void, it wouldnt do anything lol
This Amazing even the editing style "SPOG" CHAIN!
Im so impressed with the amount of work you put into staging this. XD
None of this is staged.
@@willysupergamer8164 this video is obviously staged
Spokes content is always entertaining
fun drinking game idea: take a shot everytime spoke says illegal or Banned
Him: He can’t see me or i’ll be caught! I need to get this lava! Also him: Walks past tons of lava and then sticks around to watch what the guy is doing
True It’s scripted content lol
great job! you put so much effort SCRIPTING THE DUMB VIDEO
Yooo, I recognise Ray's Works farm in a split second.
Ray Works is a goat
I’m sorry, I’m a weirdo 😭
@@JemtJem wha-
1:37 SHEEESH is that backup armour sets RESPECT
Clown is so scared of dying lmfao
Fun fact: A SMP can't be called a SMP if someone ever went creative on it. Just saying. It's "Survival MultiPlayer", not "Survival and Creative MultiPlayer"
Ooo say that to the dream SMP lol
@@pinkyxie2467 i will if he wont
It doesn’t matter it’s aall for fun
@@_Ter1an_ so misleading people is okay alright guess thats your opinion
@@swiftwithoutnumbers alright
Another SPOG video!
He scripted the video :(
Ay nice job including "otherside" in the beginning!
Literally built this farm today in 5 hours and have built it many times before, solid raid farm, very nice
time for our daily dose of good content :)
time for our daily does of scripted content :)
The happiness that this notification gave me…
Me too bro
It is fake it’s on another world
@@nodripjai4646 huh?
Spoke : I can press a switchy switchy then ur gone Clown : *silence
enchantment tables are op for detecting Invisible players
SPOGGGGGG BRO IM UR BIGGEST FAN KETS GO ANOTHER BANGER BABY!
your litterally the most underrated youtuber ever
Nah
@@ThemightyTho no one asked
@@Warpzzz0 gigachad
Bro there’s a cure for every addiction but my addiction to your videos
Princezam:I kill cats (minutes later). Princezam:People are mean
SPOG
wait til spoke finds ianxofour's raid farm lmao
"ClownPierce left the game" man, remember when I was playing on a smp where he helped us out on a war, when he had like 5k
Nice
Your consistency and quality of videos never disappoint! Keep up the good work:))
omg mr beast
Does this work on bedrock? Also Spog!
Maybe
@@Spokeishere thanks spoke :)
@@fortnitelolgamer enderpearl stasis chamber is fricking annoying in bedrock you need honey and such so i dont think so
SPOKE - What should i do GIVE UP VIEWERS - of course SPOKE - u thought
spoke you could just destroy the beacon with your minecraft fists its waaayyy fasttterrr
Spog
Best vid I've seen in a WHILE
Really is it? And how many videos do you watch?
at 4:52 when he shows the cords you can see his targeted block (716 / 127 / 794)
Let’s goooo 200k subs congrats!
Arrest him!!!
Spog chain
Un spog
Now I know exactly what I will grind for hours on my own server to flex hundreds of totems at my friends
4:50 where you going Step- Bro
Parrot is such a party pooper booooooooooo parrot booooooooooo