Kevin Hart takes a lie detector test. Is he really 5'2"? Does he go to the gym every day? Who's in better shape, Kevin or The Rock? Does he have a standard response for hecklers? Has he become a better person since he's become rich? Find out all that and more. Kevin Hart stars in The Secret Life of Pets 2 in theaters June 7, 2019.
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Answer: Yes or No Kevin: Paragraph
Yeah, all his talking really annoyed me.
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999th like lol
they were all so serious and kevin was just making jokes and cracking himself up 💀
yeah fr like how are you going to hire a comedian and not expect him to try to be entertaining
Hes so funny
Naa you can hear the slight laughter of the lector and/or the woman, guess they were told to keep it serious
I'm guessing its the coping mechanism.
That was part of the ''comedy'' idiot
"I love all my kids the same" The polygraph 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉
3:58
Lol
I am the 1k 🔥
LMALAOAOAOA
Lmao came to see this comment
I love how he immediately looks at the lady with a look of fear when he said he’s 5’4”.
lol
kzhead.info/sun/Z6tvlZiMmHyunoE/bejne.html !!!! respect .
then he's like "[can i get a] 5'3"????..."
😩😂😂😂😂😭😭😭💀
Lol so true
"i love all my kids the same" *lie detector intensifies*
Yeah he got fuckin busted 😂
@@davidandjel yes but it was a realy false question. You cant ask somting like that.
@@voornaamachternaam529 yeah sure but its funny thoe 😅
Yup
Well the lie detector is really specific. He probably meant in his mind that like his youngest kid is the most vulnerable so he tries to pay attention to him/her more.
“And he has a stupid shaped head” I’m dying
Same
😂😂😂
*he is super hilarious*
and he wasnt even lying 😂
Egg head with a dent on in
No one: Literally no one: Kevin's forehead: -__-
LMAOOO I CANT UNSEE IT NOW
Sorting hat forehead 🧹
😂😂😂😂
Nice copy
😂😂😂
Me looking at the lie detector like I understand it 😂
well if its str8 lines dat means he telling the truth , If the lines start scribbling he's lying
@@slimeberettalil broadly. But it's not that straightforward. Each line represents a specific rhythm. Based on the question and the response the lines have to be interpreted accordingly
@@dianapennepacker6854 yeah! Plus they're professional actors. I think there's a lot about reading or analyzing a lie detector machine that we don't know of and they know that we don't know. It's straight up for the views and fun. Just marketing and PR *shrugs*
@@slimeberettalil There were times where the detector spazzed and the woman still confirmed what he said was true
he beat it
Being the only person laughing in a room is the most uncomfortable feeling 😬
Not really. If no one's gonna laugh with me I laugh alone. Contrary to popular belief ain't nothing wrong with laughing on your own
"That means having yourself when nobody does"
It is at first. Until we learn to become comfortable
There was alot of uncomfortable feelings in there and it went the whole video. Found this really annoying. Couldn't give a yes or no when needed.
But also very funny 😂
the blonde girl looks absolutely pissed at him the entire time😂😂😂😂
No wonder. Kevin is just unable to give a straight amswer.. like nursery school
She's supposed to look that way. The entire process is supposed to make you nervous lol.
@@minxymoo2325 oh good to know, if i ever walk in there ill act like i took drugs
@@minxymoo2325 see who's more intimidating then
She just hating lol
“ and he has a stupid shaped head “ their bond is just omg 😭😭
Lol
I think the fact he's being funny and they're being serious just makes it way more entertaining
they were legit laughing in the back lol listen properly
“I don’t have a favorite kid” *Polygraph starts writing the youngest kids name*
UNDERRATED COMMENT😂
Lmao
This is such an underrated comment though!
How do u bold ur letters
MC10 Everything put “*” before and after a sentence.
*Is your height 5'2* *No* Poly machine starts drawing The Mona Lisa
Minahil Musa jJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
Poly machine*
JK
Made my day man🤣🤣🤣
Jungkook
I still can’t believe how the person asking Kevin those questions didn’t laugh at all😆
He probably cracked a little smirk sometime, let’s be real.💀
Yeah just like the other lady 😂 they probably have to try and stay chill becasue then the person gets unfocused
Stoneface Steve
I love how if you listen closely, you can hear the man and woman trying to contain their laughter, especially towards the end!
I can only hear the lady
“Do you use humor as a coping mechanism?” “Yes, I am sad” 😭😂
This describes my hole personality
Truu
Which is true for really good comedians
This describes my hole
This is so true for a lot of comedians, Jim Carey, Robin Williams.
He really looked hurt when they asked if his kids thought he was funny
@Jake grown people as in taller than him ?
Kevin Hurt
kzhead.info/sun/qduQj52nj2iJn3A/bejne.html just a bit of help my fellow people😊❤️❤️❤️thanks a lot
@@DrRAZI99 lol good one *hahaha*
I love that Kevin didn't really stop answering when he lied, he just made the lie more exaggerated.😂😂
“I don’t even know where one is this close to my house...I apologize.” Oh my god hearing both him and the crew crack at that is the best.
Which part did this happen?
@@Broncofan1997 10:19 that had me crying
That was the best part. Lol
So weird hearing Kevin Hart so calm talking 😂
1st ever comment out of over 700 Hundred people
Yeah.. this video made me want to sleep
You should watch the Joe Rogan podcast with him
He's a pretty unfunny and boring person when he isn't doing his comedy. He's a really serious person actually. It's kinda strange.
Hes on weey
The blonde woman doesn't realise that this isn't a criminal investigation
Theyre supposed to be super serious the whole time to make him more nervous. Thats the whole point you moron
Aaron May 1. That’s not true. 2. Being rude gets you no where. 3. Karma is gonna get you 4. You should apologize Amith Rao I apologize on this guy’s behalf. Don’t take any of the things people say like this seriously. You are not a moron. Your a beautiful human being. 💙
@@bugblue2419 oh mai gawd. I m not used to this level of niceness if that's even a word 😂😂 but Thanks for backing me up and please don't apologise on someone else's behalf. I didn't feel that bad anyway. Take it chill. I really appreciate it tho
Amith Rao No problem.
It’s just part of the act... chill
He's literally laughing at his own jokes😂😂😂😂I just love kevin
Him being so nervous makes this twice as funny.
It would’ve been funny if the Rock was interviewing him 😂
No comments whaaaat?!
Ikr or tiffany haddish
No he has a stupid shaped head
Duha all the questions would be about height
That would have been even more gold
"Do you use humor as a coping mechanism?" "Yes I do. I'm sad." 😂😂
And he was telling the truth !!
That part was actually kind of sad if you think about it
That’s why u shouldn’t believe someone when they say they’re JUST kidding
Stupid Idiot u can clearly see that he was telling the truth
Lol!
I feel embarrassed for him because I’m over here laughing up a storm and these people are just way too serious😂😂😂
Right!
@@quietwarrior1983 no not right lol listen properly they were quietly laughing lol
Love the fact that people behind the camera are laughing quietly 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin Hart the type of guy to accidentally lie because he was nervous
Idealizm plzsub2me
I could be telling the truth and it seems like a lie because of nerves.
7 likes
😂😂😂😂
Idealizm hahahaa
*Are you 5'2?* Kevin: 5'4 Kevin: 5'3 Kevin: 5'2 and a half? Kevin: okay 5'2
That was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
On google it says hes 5'4
TylerCrazyWolf He put that there himself😂
Jimin
Carter 757 ikr
Him wanting “Little turtles on countertops” has me rolling 😂😂
“Do your kids think you’re funny?” *long pause* “.....no”
Im the 200th like
He’s a dad?
666 like
#heartbroken
812th suck it. Get on my level
This whole interview was just me tryna figure out how to read a lie detector
Your profile pic goes perfectly with your comment
Kenza Madhi haha ye literally 😂
Same
If it moves he's lying.
The more scribbles the more lies
"Funny is a family sport, not a personal sport. " - Kevin Hart.
no one: Kevin: trying to laugh to get calmer the lady: staring through his soul wanting him to be serious
''Do you have a favorite Child?'' Kevin: No Polygraph: Becomes seismograph
what does seismograph what
Im A Disappointment correct.
LMAOOO
Flying Foxes tbh you only ever talk about it like twice in school unless you go into that field.
@@PeachLemonade_ hey did u know that kind of talking is a bully but most of us didn't realize it , emotional bully
"Are you self conscious about your height?" "PFFT. Pffffft. Pft- yes."
Yess! Im like 5'3and half or 5'4 and im 17. Im asian tho
@@MiyaWright I wish i was tall,sometimes im insecure about other peoples height, and i dont even have a self confidence because of it.
@@MiyaWright but thats normal for a girls,its normal that they are short its like cute size,but we men? No,thats not the standard of what girls are lookin for.lol
@@bry42069 I'm 18, and 5'5. Not Asian :) And it really sucks that people literally and figuratively looking down on you just beacuse a trait you haven't choose. If you are fat you can lose weight, no brainer. But you can't make yourself taller. I have no self esteem whatsover because people never take my words seriously, like i am a clown or something. Not talking about " 6'0+ or no chance " bs. People all around the world ignores us and that drives me crazy not gonna lie. Being a short woman is not hard at all. Half of the men already loves short girls, no love for us brother, no love... Aand there is the business side of things that I have not experienced yet, hopefully it sucks less.
@@Hehe-ob3mw bro ur 18 u can still grow. Dennis Rodman- a famous NBA players grew like a whole foot at around 19,20. He continued to grow until 23. He was 5'6 and grew to 6'7. Trust bro. It's possible. Hope this helps. 🙏🙏
They can’t be lookin irritated like omg it’s Kevin Hart ofc he’s gonna make jokes without even trying😭😭!
Yeo this is hilarious, I love how he straight up lies then works down to the truth sometimes😭
**Me pretending to know how to read a polygraph for 11 minutes**
more like YOU falling for the fact that this was actually a real polygraph when it was actually just a comedy bit/sketch. during a real polygraph, you simply answer yes/no and that is all. You do state one liners after everything you say just to be funny. This was not real. It's no different than Dave Chappelle's comedy sketch where he had a Courtroom Stenographer lol
@@SuperHonkyPodcast r/wooosh
Your missing the joke mista
And 32 seconds!
@@findoxv2616 HAH LMFAOOO
I still don‘t know if he‘s joking or actually serious sometimes😂
Vorname Nachname 666 likes 🤣
He said he was being silly while being honest
Then you have a bad sense of humor🤷🏼♂️
Vorname Nachname I was like “is he serious??” 😂
When he lies he starts looking to the lady😂😌 i love kevin
Idk why they even asked him who had a better body knowing he wasn’t gonna say the rock💀
Kevin -“no” (Looks at the lie detector” Kevin -“sometimes maybe yeah”
LOL
If you saw the dislike that was on accident
Canadanum You can’t see dislikes
👛 *WAN8T ME? LO3OK, I MASTBATE NAK7ED,снеск6 снann2el* 🧀
@@frogboi6590 The person posting the comment gets notifications if someone likes or dislikes their comment. But it is not for public display.
Kevin Hart: "I'm not nervous" *starts talking really fast*
1600 likes but not a single comment. Someone needs to explain that.
@@AzanAli- I was literally thinking the exact same 😂😂
Andrew me
You can’t say Kevin is just a comic and that’s it. He’s actually very smart and insightful. You can tell with the way he composes himself and is able to balance the humor with wisdom.
It's hard to be funny without being smart or at least insightful.
I like how someone is trying not to laugh behind the camera
I heard him too!!! I actually thought it was the dude that was asking the questions. 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin: "Yes im sad" Man: "Is he sad?" Blonde woman: *Nods*
morgana period CAN SOMEONE HELP MY MANS😭😭😂
Scary I stopped at your comment and then he said yes I’m sad 🙂😅
Orchid Alk same
Morgana Weller me
@@orchidalk7748 Happens to me alot..its creepy
Are you 5’2? Kevin: Absolutely not I’m 5’4 ok, 5’3 Polygraph: starts drawing a dwarf
You deserve more likes 😂
He is literally rephrasing something we already heard
@@nickpineda9623 It really doesnt matter if he re-used the comment, its still funny. There are so many people that did the same and you choose this person to hate on out of all of the comments?
@@nickpineda9623 that sounds real pathetic.
Vandays Delicious Eats ok no body asked for you to talk prick your not funny either so stfu
“And im allergic to shellfish” Well in that case Kevin we won’t be able to proceed with the testing
Interviewer: Do you go to the gym every day? Kevin: Yes, you can’t tell? 😂
"do you have a favourite child" " no no way how could" *all 4 lines moves*
Sophia Begg what
@@sohaanjum468 don't worry about it...
And now I've made a perfect 1k liking this
Im your 1000 like😂
Who tf cares What like uare🤦♂️
I love how he catches himself lying so he starts rambling on trying to fix it.😂✌🏼
My dad left me
@@jazzy6689 k
i know lol that’s the funniest part
Pretty sure the video is staged, on polygraphs you have to answer yes or no otherwise talking to much makes it inaccurate, the amount of movement he's doing would be sending that thing crazy. Watch the one with Jennifer Lawrence, they tell her to stop moving if she even turns her head because it makes it spike. I get it though, a comedian taking a polygraph saying yes or no isn't funny and would be pointless.
Lmfaooooooooo hahahahahahaha I know!;!! You took the words out my month
I love how you can hear them snickering in the back trying not to laugh to loud 😂
I love how he's trying to justify every answer 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
"do you have a favorite kid?" "Pshhh-- no" *Poly machine starts doing the wave*
😂
Hi
every parent has a favorite child, even if they deny it, it's true
@@TheJoU50 ikr
@@TheJoU50 I understand why people deny it but honestly, what is wrong with that? Children are people too, so ofc they differ greatly in personality and behaviour and while of course you love all your children, that doesn't mean you don't get along better or relate deeper to some than others. It's the same the other way around - most children love both their parents very deeply, but many tend to have a favorite regardless. Love isn't a limited commodity. Just because I have a favorite child doesn't mean I love the other less.
"Are you self-conscious about your height?" "pfft...pffft... yes" 😂😂
99.9% KAYTRANADA FAN I was laughing so hard
Lmfao
@@giroyalung939 you spell LMAO wrong
@@snds968 your right sorry
Kaytranada & Goldlink 👏🙏
“I don’t have a favourite kid” *polygraph starts shaking uncontrollably*
Bruhhhh his face is so honest, and you don't even need a lie detector to find out if he's lying or not! LOL
You can’t tell when I’m lying or not I used to tell my mom I gave the lunch lady my lunch money when in reality I couldn’t find it so I didn’t give it to her and she couldn’t tell in my head I say I’m lying but she doesn’t know that
“Dwayne has a stupid shaped head “ 😂 Dwayne comes out *WHAT WAS THAT KEVIN
😂😂😂 What you said about me??? 😂😂😂
Kashan SR 😂
@@anonym58063 ??? 😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂😭your profile picture
TWD98 DUNK GENERATOR ughmm that’s how kevin described the rock in another interview
Why does he look like he's being held at gun point
Hi Hi 😂😂
Hi Hi cause he is lol
Hi Hi i knew something was wrong
They are serious to make him nervous but I know right? Lol
Because hes scared if they ask him if hes in the Illuminati
The girl's shaking head while saying yess ..she is so cute 💕😘
“My vocabulary is not that strong when I’m nervous”😂 that had me laughing a lot
-Do you use humour as a coping mechanism? -Ha yes. Because I’m sad what a mood
That's a nice outfit in your profile pic!
Yukonalien I can relate to that
@@jpthepersona agreed
There are 999 likes. Should I like this comment? (I did, 1000 likes!)
hes actually 5'4 so he aint lyin
Kevin hart: “knows he’s lying” looks over to the polygraph
Stfu kid ur mom’s a mom
@@deluxewoods9276 what
@@deluxewoods9276 huh
B
@@deluxewoods9276 bruh
1:13 😂😂 the way he keeps changing his answer
Bruh he keeps looking at the ladie to see if he's lying or not lol
"Do your kids think you're funny?" ".....no" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 best part
Kevin hart making dad jokes to his kids
I died 😂 💀
😂😂
Violet Thorne lol yeah, that ad after that question was funny
“Is that a nervous laugh?” “Yes, it is. Followed by a poot.”
*nods seriously*
I swear the head nod iced that whole scene
What does poot mean ?
"Do you spend alot of time looking in the mirror" Kevin: who does that?! Me who does it: CRIES
I actually enjoyed how serious this was. He was funny but more open and honest. Most of his interviews are 60% him laughing at himself.
"Th-there's no way I can have a favorite kid!" **graph has seizure**
lmao
Seizure? More of a fast twitch or something
@@emilyelliott722 Alright, sorry, it was just an exaggerated joke.
Emily Elliott dude shut up they were making a joke
I read this comment then it said it in the video oof
“Dwayne has a stupid shaped head” 😂😂😂😂
That was a lie lol
im an idiot... you had 420 likes... i shouldnt have given you the thumb but i couldnt help it lol
@@itzdarkwolf1297 Danggggg i didn't even know I had this many likes what the heck 😂😂
I was waiting for this comment i laughed harder than i should have & hurt my side when he said that 😂😂
Omg I have 1 k like 👏👏👏🤭🤭😱😱
When he compared the picture of him and Dwayne, I about lost it.
I love the quiet laughs in the background 🤣🤣
“Dwayne Has A Stupid Shaped Head” IM DYING😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
innit 😂😂😂😂
Stupid shaved head*
Love your profile pick
Nipple head
Simon Nilzzon no.. he said shaped. Dwayne is bald- he doesn’t shave his head.
He’s so funny but can also be so real.. which is what I love about some people!
Completely agree :)
@7:01 he really said that to the old lady 😂😭
I love how everytime he answered, he nervously looked at the woman to confirm that he wasn't lying 😂
@FBI not everyone *FBI*
this is the most vulnerable ive seen kevin
same XD
its not even serious lest some serious answers
@@admakaveli3447 don't have to be we don't need to know all his private stuff foh if you think you do
@@jessyncust76 Everyone already knows he's a cheater LOL
@@jessyncust76 just read his book
The thing i love most about Kevin is his off set eyes lol
Is that a nervous laugh? " Yes, followed by a poot"
😂😂🤣😂 his face when he said his height and looked over im weak
1:18
“5ft 3 wait no 5ft 2.5 yeah 5ft 2” /\_____/\/\/\/---/\______
Are you 5ft 2 ? I’m 5ft 4. Ok 5ft 3 - 5ft 2.5. I’m 5ft 2🤣
Mark Chavez you’re dumb
😂😂
5’4 is actually true
Mark Chavez GreatestHITS You can’t just trust google.. the man said it himself
Mark Chavez yea he literally says his real height so yes your on the slow side
When he said followed by a poot I died of laughter 😂
It was a mistake watching this in the middle of class because I just let out the most UNATTRACTIVE SNORT EVER and I feel like dying. Kevin makes me laugh to much 😂
he’s trying to be funny and these people are so serious it’s literally a youtube video with the funniest man alive
TDNelms she’s like staring into his soul lol
I mean that's how a lie detector works,they need to be nervous I mean if he is having fun he won't be nervous
He wad prepared to cheat the lie detector mate ;) that's why
419th like let's get one more boys
muhammad nazim yeah but their kind of being cold.. like the woman at the 1st of the video. They don’t have to be THAT cold to be able to have a accurate lie detector
"do you have a favorite child" Kevin: No The graph: starts writing some ancient letters follow my insta @itz_m13
Hahahahahahahaha
Hahaahahhahahahah
He have a Korean child😂
Lmaooo
Bob The builder Wut...
Please let’s acknowledge how Kevin is handsome
He’s literally gorgeous😍
@@jamiemadison6643 yess
Kevin Hart is one of the most single handedly best man alive. He’s got the humor, THE LOOKS, the smile, he’s loyal, and he is such a kind person. That’s all you need in a man. I don’t know why you would need more than THAT.
@@igorsrr hahaha you’re absolutely correct 🌹
@@igorsrr well he's 5'2 doubt many women find that attractive
interrogator's voice makes this test even more funny
The interrogator's voice cracked when he mentioned turtles in his green room lol
Ralath Aka Defiant time stamp?
It makes you laugh unnecessarily. 😝😝
Let’s TRY to tell the truth
@@jake4379 read this when he said it lmao
"Who is in better shape? You? or the Rock?" "Me. No question." **graph proceeds to shake violently.*
The rock is on steroids. It's obvs Kev is in better shape because he doesn't use performance enhancing drugs
@@iitbftw Dwayne got that body legit hes been working out like that forever. It's not drugs
@@Dswishy28 if you know anything about fitness and bodybuilding you would know that he is without a doubt on roids
iitbftw have you seen him when we had younger? He’s always looked like this just a toned down version. But now that he’s done action movies every other year he’s built on that making him even more jacked
iitbftw he’s admitted to using it when young but now he’s not anymore do your research bruh
His face when he looks over at the machine just kills me
I BROKE OUT LAUGHING. “You think this sweater is this puffy???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he looked at the lady when they mentioned his height Lmfaoo Gold.
i'm your 500th like, your welcome
Sir .Driken is he really 5'2?
@@kauity9666 yes, check celebheights.com
not even a huge Kevin fan, but i really appreciate how you can tell when he’s being sincere. the man knows when to be silly and when to be genuine, and a healthy balance between.
Not a kevin fan 😱😱😱
@@a_hus_66 not a huge dummy 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 lmao
Stop this is my insta profile picture and I was like 👁👄👁 why- I didn’t write this-
Don Cheadle: I'm 46 Kevin: Dayum
Watched the whole thing, still don't know when he was lying
There were a lot more golden nuggets in this interview than I was expecting.
You just know the interviewer and lady operating the machine are trying their best not to laugh. 😂
Not at all ... He is just not funny.
Hey nice video on your channel
Mounir B he is
Mounir B unpopular opinion
@@soldier_of_luv he might not be American. Here in the UK he isn't considered as funny as in America, we have a sarcastic and witty taste of humor instead of loud and excited.
Is your name Kevin Hart "no......." *"Its Kanye West"*
Kanye Hart
😂😂
@@xavif08 IT IS OUR PLANET
Are they are siblings? 🤣
We love the earth 🎵🎵🎵
He’s so funny and their too serious awww. Hahaha ❤️❤️❤️