Everything Wrong With The Hitman's Bodyguard In 17 Minutes Or Less
The Hitman's Bodyguard is a movie that you can enjoy. We won't stop you. The two leads are charming and have good chemistry. But the plot is a mess. And it has lots of sins!
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Deadpools and Nick Fury’s road trip across Europe.
If Deadpool ever joins the MCU, he has to invite Fury to the cinema. This is the movie that will play.
Don't forget Elektra!
That's gonna be hitmans bodyguard 2: Deadpool's Orientation
@UnknowniD Except Jackson is Deadpool and Reynolds is Fury
All we need, is an eye patch, and Nick Fury, trying to kill Deadpool. For something stupid. lol
This movie was surprisingly very funny. You see how depressed Ryan Reynolds got after Samuel Jackson assassinated the person he was supposed to be guarding.
I dunno, this movie appears to be super annoying. Id probably walk out of it unless i was drunk.
@@cygnustsp and walk out like ur exwife?
@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 lol i have to admit that was a good one
@@cygnustsp So you've never seen it, then. Gotcha.
@@cygnustsp 😎🤙
My favourite line from this movie: "He singlehandedly ruined the word motherfucker. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that?" (Probably not verbatim)
Literally watching this now and have it paused on that scene
@@darknessapproaching7772 link timestamp
Mine too
That is correct good job.
YES! This is my favorite quote too.
Everything Wrong With Hitman’s Bodyguard Me: An awful lot, but it’s still glorious
This perfectly explains this movie. I love it so much. It has a shitton of flaws but there is just a hidden charm it has that makes it so damn enjoyable!!
If you think of it, it Everything Wrong With Ryan Reynolds, with the sequel being Everything Wrong With Blake Lively which is both multiple sins about these sins
Honestly the only continuity issue I saw was when he was seeing the corrupt arms dealer through the range finder, that shows its 800 metres away, it looks over 1000 metres and Jackson says it was 300 metres
It's dumb,but it looks masterpiece infront of Fast and Furious series
That's fair lol
Watching movies like this one, it’s hard to remember that Jackson is almost 70 😂
Almost 70? This dude will be 72 before Christmas! 😳
Priscilla Jimenez Well when this movie was made he was almost 70
@@michaellemasters7173 dang black don't crack. Must be because of the Force. ✋
@@priscillajimenez27 And they have a sequel of this coming. The dude ages like fine wine.
Michael Lemasters I find it hard to believe as well. He looks so good
Americans will measure in anything but the metric system. "He's driven the length of several football fields"
I’m guessing you’re about 9 water bottles high
At least we measure our bullets in the metric system tho
Well it's better than saying he's driven a few hundred washing machines.
Honestly measuring distance in objects is better for perspective.
@@Hokuto_Tongi ugh... I'd say that's about right. Or maybe 2 Gatorade jugs high.
Sinning you for not taking a sin off for after he flies through the windshield and Sams face is priceless...
For real, and Ryan Reynolds face after Sam popped his employer at the beginning
Sin you, sin me... Sin us together... That's the way it should be... mmhhmm...
LeatherCladVegan does that make it a sin orgy? Ding
Yeah, that was not worth any sin.
I'm taking 2 sins off for the eyewitness testimony crap. Anyone who's a proven witness can say whatever they want. It's not like swearing under oath makes anyone physically unable to lie.edit: taking another sin off for the safehouse thing. Europe is far smaller than america, it makes sense for euro countries to basically always have a safehouse nearby. 2nd edit: halfway into the vid now and I've taken off at least 5 sins. I'm taking off 10 bc I feel sometimes cinemasins would rather not use common sense to get another point in where as the rest of the population uses common sense when watching movies.
"What are they gonna do, beat me with a clog?" *"That's racist." DING!* I'm dead😂
Well... not yet, but you will be someday.
i acc didnt get the dutch joke
Honestly, the chemistry between Reynolds and Jackson would have been enough for me to enjoy this movie, similarly to how Willis and Jackson were the biggest selling point of Die Hard 3. This isn't as good of a movie, but I still enjoyed it and its made its way onto my list of regularly watched movies.
Black Ninja Also same!
True
the lethal weapon duo is way better. by far
Die hard 2 not 3.
@@johnwicktherealoneiam No, it's definitely Die Hard 3, 2 is when he's at the airport, 3 is the scavenger hunt with Samuel Jackson.
"Except for eyewitness testimony." I mean eye witness testimony is notoriously unreliable. At least that's what all the cop shows tell me.
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Yeah but hearsay has a legal definition. Hearsay is when a witness reports on a statement that was said by someone. They can't do that, because the statement they're referring to wasn't made under oath. A witness saying what they saw has no relation to hearsay. Its probably admissible. Its up to the other side's lawyer's to attack the credibility of the eyewitness account.
@@phedden97 That is true, but usually most eyewitness accounts are backed up by at least a little circumstantial evidence to show that the witness isn't merely making things up or confusing one person for another. Not really a requirement, but it's still commonly done (to my knowledge). And this court isn't in the USA, so there's likely different rules. They might even require physical corroborating evidence for witness testimony to be admissible.
@Enigma6344 it's not hearsay, it's direct evidence, but it _is_ incredibly unreliable in comparison to a lot of forms of circumstantial evidence. A person's vision and memory can both be unreliable.
@@phedden97 hearsay's a little more complicated than that: it's an out-of-court statement _used as evidence to prove the truth of the matter asserted._ For example, if, in a murder trial, a witness says "I heard the defendant (or someone else) say he (or someone else) killed that guy," that is hearsay, but if he says, "I heard the defendant say he wishes that guy was dead," that wouldn't actually qualify as hearsay because it isn't enough to prove the defendant killed the decedent and would probably be admissible. I _think_ (and this may be just trying to rationalize the film) that the defense's objection wasn't necessarily to what he experienced, but to naming Dukhovich as the guy running the camp, because he never actually saw Dukhovich there, and that _might_ be considered hearsay, if you really, _really,_ stretch it.
Thank you for calling out the hearsay point! I call that out every time I watch the movie!!!
The movie is actually correct. Eye witness testimony doesn't mean anything unless it can be corroborated. Even then, without physical evidence, it is pretty flimsy. People forget things, they misremember things, and sometimes they just intentionally lie. Testimony only matters if you are an expert on a subject, if you knew the people involved personally, and if you have nothing to gain.
@@gtperman The testimony was dismissed as hearsay. It wasn't hearsay.
@@RJTheBikeGuy They lawyer used the wrong term, you are right about that, but a judge wouldn't bother correcting him and would sustain the objection as nothing can be substantiated.
@@gtperman From someone who actually knows what they are talking about (not you) opiniojuris.org/2018/06/09/the-icc-in-film-the-hitmans-bodyguard/
@@RJTheBikeGuy Yeah, some random person's opinion on the internet v 15 years of criminal defense experience. I didn't know you would take this so personally. I hope people don't try to educate you on things you say incorrectly, very often. In the future, I will let you continue to repeat bad information to more people around you.
"I spun that thing for hours and my feet barely even left the ground" this heavily implies that he did in fact slightly hover off of the ground by spinning a propeller hat!
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*AMSTERDAM
Urine in a bottle
I don't care what any of ya'll say, this movie was funny af
Frrrrr
Facts, I went to see it accidentally because I thought it was Kingsman 2 which I had just seen a trailer for, it was way better
Agreed
Love that movie. it have so many re runs on Tv and i still watch til the end.
Just fron watching this, it seemed like it was funny.
This movie was funnier than I expected, and became my fav action movie, or comedy... W.e.
"Much like my college girlfriend, those mountans are obviously fabricated" Damn thats fire.
So did his college girlfriend have fake tits or did she never exist in the first place? LOL
I'm waiting for the sequel: The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard.
It is official?
@@ZimmFor3 I hope so
Tomek Kowalczyk same
@@ZimmFor3 yes. It's coming out in August 20, 2021.
I'd watch that. Who'd play the bodyguard, a woman?
This movie.. when Deadpool was hired to protect Mace Windu and testify against the man that built Robocop Also sin 91... Not only does "bodyguard" survive being thrown from the car with NO MAJOR injuries apparently he ALSO did a combat roll and landed on his feet... Somehow..
Yeah, I wondered about that car ejection when i saw the movie. 🙂
12:34 that's not how Dutch police cars look. Credits to them for getting the VW Touran, which is accurate, though.
I knew someone must've already pointed this out. How did they get that wrong? Weird!
@@jacobras I'm thinking licensing issues/forgot to get the right permit, even though proper police cars feature in certain Dutch movies. Or they decided to go with a generic pattern not to confuse foreigners with our beautiful and sensible warning stripes :)
Jeremy: "From the latin phrase 'filmis bull$h!ttius'." Me: Okay-- that one actually made me laugh, so I'm taking a sin off. 😀
Bonus sin: Ryan Reynolds runs through a subway station in the Hague, but there is no subway in the Hague.
Ja man, de chase door Amsterdam is compleet onmogelijk, er zijn daar gwn te veel mensen
Je kan gewoon de metro nemen van Rotterdam naar Den Haag
@@Ebeuk Aah, dan sin ik de route via Kinderdijk
Dat gedeelte met de subway leek te zijn gefilmd in Londen of ergens anders in de UK. Er werd alleen heel close up gefilmd en van wat je kon zien leek het op niet-nederlandse straten en aangezien ze vlak daarvoor in de UK waren denk ik dat het daar is gefilmd.
Chase scene in Amsterdam: literally impossible. That place is way too crowded for that shit.
Even “Mr. Heineken”’s get-away driving was half that speed at most.
I've been there, I can confirm. Also not enough bikes and boats in the film lol
Not only that, but the cops and police cars were totally wrong
Hee hee especially now)))
@@melvintje yea was gonna say that. I don't understand how you get cop cars wrong when you're actually shooting on location! Also, I don't think they know the Hague and Amsterdam aren't the same place.. I thought the movie was funny, but watching as a Dutch person a lot of this was a tad frustrating
Yes I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 YEARS!! Loki: That's My line!!
Protests in Belarus? This movie may have gotten a lot wrong but it predicted the future!
Didn't know Deadpool could act. Maybe he should consider becoming a full time actor instead of a mercenary for hire.
This is an alternate marvel universe where deadpool didn't get injected by superhuman serum and nick fury didn't lose his eye
Fun idea until toy think about it
Killercoolkid1006 facts
Or get cancer lol
and elektra isn't an assassin with blood lust
"Keep it up, chains - we're all counting on you" LOL
You could add another 10-15 sins for all the teleporting they do in Amsterdam. If you think it's confusing to follow them, it's worse if you know the actual lay-out of Amsterdam.
I forgot this movie exists, but now I remember watching it and being really surprised by how hilarious I thought it was. Thanks for posting this, I might go back and watch this one again.
I keep mixing it up with Collateral Damage somehow. Probably because of the “cool black dude and overly whiny white dude” setup.
I loved this flick. The two of them were perfect together, and Salma Hayek was an absolute delight, she managed to steal the scenes from them both- and that's really hard to do.
14:07 The timing and editing on that "time's just about up" bit was perfect 😆👌🏾
“That’s not hearsay, that’s seesay. You can’t object to seesay!” 🤣 The incredulity in this sentence is everything. But, despite any sins, I still love this movie!
"Boring is always best" Yeah, not for this movie.
Ryan and Samuel do have good chemistry in this movie.
Samuel ages like fine wine
“I have no idea who is in what car, and how Deadpool got there on the bike” Haha Deadpool....
3:27 The biggest sin here, was, that he did than in a manual car... You can't do that in a manual. And you didn't even sin it XD
Nick Fury, Deadpool, and Electra in a movie. Might need a sin off for this unique situation
And the villain is Commissioner Gordon
Stop right there! The agent plays Elektra? Huh.
Stop right there! The agent plays Elektra? Huh.
@@gerardogaleana4288wait, what?
@@gerardogaleana4288wait, what?
For anyone who cares, eyewitness testimony can't be used as primary forms of evidence, it can only be used to back up some evidence undisclosed to the witnesses, this is incase your memory is edited because of what that evidence is, or if your memory is just wrong, which a huge amount of the time, it is.
You forgot to mention how this is clearly a car commercial for the entire runtime!! That Ford just kept on trucking. And so. many. BMWs...
If a hitman needs a body guard, does that mean there is a hitman hitman? and is there a hitman's Hitman's Hitman?
I believe there was actually a news story about a hitman which hired a hitman to do his job for him, and that hitman hired another hitman and it goes on for a surprising amount of hitmans
@@MrHarryGray Yeah i think it was some sort of super dangerous mission or either killing his own Wife/Chief, so they just hired another Hitman eachtime who would get paid less everytime.
@@HandsomeGamerGuy And in the end the last hitman get paid so little he decide "nah it's not worth it better call the police"
Hit man once removed or hit man in law
I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers this movie
Do Everything Wrong with "Demolition Man!" Just rewatched the other day and figured you had to have done this already... nope! Something else with the movie yes, but not this series.
Judge: “You really think you’re gonna get acquitted?” Defendant’s lawyer: “You said acquitted. Case over. Them’s the rules!” Judge: “Aw danggit, not again!”
Last time I told everything that was wrong with a hitman's bodyguard I saw my heart in front of my face.
Same 😔😔😔
Can you do a sins video on Netflix's "The Old Guard"?
It's a terrible cliche movie. Boom done
“how do you think you’ll play this character, Gary?” “well i was just thinking about doing my impression of peter stormare!” 🤣hahaha omg so spot on. u haven’t made me laugh like that in a while, cinemasins ☺️👍
My personal favorite interaction in the movie- "Can't you just say please?" "PLEASE MOTHERFUCKER" "FINE"
add one sin for that not being Coventry.....I live there, where ever this was shot is a lot nicer
Can confirm. Fellow Cov kid here, and that was filmed in London.
Also can confirm Cov is a shit hole 😂😂
@@bencarr9730 yeah
A chase scene in Amsterdam, if you've actually been there you know its crowded as shit max speed you can do there is 10. 10 day till the next street.
It needed WAY more cyclists and boats lol
@@harpastanman8952 also way more dutch people cursing at eachother in dutch
He sinned the whole sequence, but Samuel L. casually flinging the arm holding the automatic weapon so that he could shoot someone behind him is pretty egregious.
ive been waiting for this video for years. THANK YOU CINEMASINS cant wait to see my favorite movie get massacred
3:38 he can run around and avoid being shot *as he is shot in the ankle*
😂😂😂
You mean the calf?
What are the odds I literally searched up everything wrong with the hitman‘s bodyguard earlier and of course nothing came up and then you make the video the same day
Also, what happens in the movie is nothing like what Interpol actually does lol.
Eye witnesses maybe enough in America but in Den Haag where the biggest cases in the world are handled you can’t be found guilty for war crimes just by some eye witnesses
If I gotta ask for you to sin the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or (1999) Sleepy Hollow, I'm gonna throw a fit Jeremy!!
Nobody cares.
Almost every week i get a Deja Vu feeling that certain move has already been sinned, i guess i'm just used to sin the movies myself when i watch them and sometimes i could swear CinemaSins already did a video on it! 😂😂
Do the sins of Like a Boss or The Kissing Booth or Trolls 2 next please. Love u guys.
Props to Jeremy for correctly pronouncing a) the M6 and b) calling it a motorway. You DO know England.
I really expected a voiceover on the boat scene of Hit-Girl saying "Bazooka?"
seeing everything wrong with this makes me want to see everything wrong with 6 underground.
Agreed.
It was a mess of a movie but I enjoyed it
“God this is all so fucking dangerous!”
“When Texas and California declare independence…” YOU RIGHT
That rabbit punch to the base of the guys skull when he stood up from the bench, even done with the smack to the forehead that Reynolds accomplished, actually is one of the most sure fire was to knock someone out..... But you'd have to do it with some force and clearly Ryan doesn't
Sin the film, “fright night”, the 80’s one. You really shine when you sin classic horror films.
6:03 damn hands wide open falling then immediately back in cuffs. Lol
the head tilt and laugh sam let out when ryan informed him he killed kowsowa (however its spelled) was soooo EPIC LMFAO
One of my favorite movies recently. So good. I laughed almost the whole time.
Still waiting on everything wrong with “Good Will Hunting” “The Breakfast Club” “My Cousin Vinny” and “The Godfather”
he better remove 5 sins for robin's monologue.
Good will hunting is overrated
@@focu1070 Not really
Ooooh godfather is overdue a sinning!!
Almost every international action movie should be sinned because Interpol does not carry guns, make arrests, and mostly work as an information go-between for law enforcement.
The title of this video says 17 mins or less but it’s 18 minutes
12:31 Nevermind the miraculous birdie-flip flip - "How do you miss" the fact that he and the steering wheel completely change from the left side to the right?!
i’m still waiting for you too do “the lighthouse” cuz i’ll love to see you try to sin that piece of art
8:26 a minute later shows he did prepare for the eventual moment he might make a run for it. you paddin' the sin count bro?
"How does he get hired to kill him that many times?" Maybe its an open hit for his death. IF the agreement never ends than whoever kills him gets the $$$$.
As someone who is from the Netherlands it was interesting to see how little was actually recorded in the Netherlands. I particularly recall a shot of a highway with a cycle path direcly next to it without any barrier as if someone in the CGI department thought: this needs to look more Dutch. I know. A cycle lane!
What about an Oldie but a Goodie, "TENACIOUS D"
CinemaSins, did you ever rewieved a Bud Spencer and Terence Hill movie ??
I don't think he didn't any
Indeed, they deserve a serious review
Easily one of the surprise "most enjoyable" popcorn movies of the last few years. Excellent action scenes hidden inside of a decent comedy. Overall, perfect popcorn flick.
I suggested this years ago. Glad they're finally getting around to it
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Imagine watching a movie with this guy?
10:38 "off button on his back"😆 I'm dying
My heart DROPPED when I saw this!!! One of my favorite comedies!!!😭😭😭
FINALLY! I love this movie it's in my top 5 favourites and I so wanted Cinemasins did this
Fucking really top 5 movies wow
@@AZZslaughter1ST is that a bad thing?
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How do you make cinema sins clips Jeremy:super easy Barely an inconvince Ryan:saying things are easy is Tight
It's been many years since I've been anywhere near this channel.. now I'm back
He took off a sin for Rynalds performance. I'm happy.
Can you do a: Everything wrong with Now you see me or Everything wrong with Murder mystery
"Driving Mace Daisy" Well done, sir, well done.
Ngl because I have never watched this, I watched the clips of like the best scenes and now you upload this
i was reeeaaally positively suprised by this movie the story is the stupidest bs ever but the action scnenes are some of the best ive recently seen if you wanna switch off your brain and just enjoy some mindless car chases and shootouts then this is the movie for you
I mean it never seemed like the story was more than a means to an end so its perfectly fine in my eyes. What its about apart from being fucking hilarious is just reynolds and jacksons characters, their beliefs their backstories and their views of each other. Thats what makes it interesting. The rest makes it funny
Never understood this argument. My brain is how I enjoy and appreciate films. So, if I turn it off, how can I enjoy anything in the film? Though, I suppose, seeing people make the argument (despite the absolute nonsense that it is) makes sense, considering how Michael Bay's Transformers is as influential to this generation's film making as Lord of the Rings was to the last.
Salma Hayek's character was the best in this movie, I would definitely take a couple of sins off for that!
The best 😌
Wait a minute this was posted an hour ago and this was just made now
Yea
One hour ago? CHEATER
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Ive been binge watching like all your videos they are addictingly good
The only time I ever watched this, I was super-drunk, and I LOVED it! Might be time for a rewatch.
That's very interesting movie to pick regarding the current situation in Belarus.
Literally watched this last night. I was wondering when you'd do this one!
I have it on DVD, dude.
@@christianparrish6647 Same
@@a.bandley872 bro fist! 👊
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i just watched this movie and was looking through your channel for another one to watch and this was on your first video the actual odds
It's always a pleasure to see Phil Hartmano on screen. :D Also, kudos on the one sin removal; that scene was great... and Reynold does a pretty damn good SLJ impression
"He's like a Latin Jack Ryan."