When Someone Was Roasted So Hard His Entire Career Ended (r/AskReddit)
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One time we were driving by a circus and my dad goes “im goona drop you off there” and I said “great now I can see where you grew up”
True blue memes for kids from broken homes
that’s not good at all bruh
Lol I love this one XD
@@amer6775 then what's your best comeback...
this one is kinda stupid actually 0.5/10
This was said to me by my then 8 year old second cousin: Your life is like a circle, it has no point.
@@jasoncarto what I came here to say.
Damn, got wrecked by an 8 year old. I wonder what ever happened tp you.
Yeah sure
Beni Shamavu I have yet to recover lol.
Mario Echeverria ????
So I'm adopted and during the first three weeks of school when I was 13 some kid went up to me an mad fun of me being adopted. I replied: "Whatever, at least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the condom factory."
That is something I wish I could say but hey my best friend can
"Somebody thought I was worth saving. You, on the other hand, are an accident somebody is *stuck with."*
Oof damn
lmaoooooo
Erm Hi you just eminem’d him
"I put people to sleep for a living like you." Damn, I felt bad for that comedian but that's funny.
Well he called the only persone who was beeing supportive an asshole so...
eeey I recognize that profile pic from a video on youtube! :D
Brett F. I felt bad for him too! Poor unfunny nugget.
Wow just wow🤣
Gabriella Gonzales Teaches him not to insult the nice guy laughing at his jokes
Friend casually as a joke: Get on my level Me without thinking: I would... *But I don't have a shovel*
Cheesy. But it checks out.
"I would, but I'm not used to being on my knees"
GekoHayate lmaooo
Damn 😂😂😂
approved
In 7th grade, someone called me gay. I responded with "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on". My English teacher said she'd have me in trouble if my insult wasn't so funny.
I’m using this. For sure.
Dylan Frost r/thathappened
Imagine if the pole was bent
@@lworc nobody ever bends that pole
@@Dylan-Frost maybe his dad did.
My sister: 2006, the year you were born was the worst year of my life Me: *Yeah, 2006, the year you were no longer the favorite child*
Ha i was born that year too
Was born a year later
Was born a year earlier lol
Was born 2 years later :')
@@wishingwell2546 I'm frickin 12
Best roast went something like this: Our maths teacher was notorious for generally roasting and belittling his students. And one time we wrote a maths test. The first question involved functions and graphs and we had to say which graph goes with which function by determining extrema etc. Turns out one function had no matching graph and vice versa, so EITHER everyone just matched the two together, believing that they had to fit OR people did the maths, got a wrong result, panicked and went over the entire question, wasting time and marks. And as we were discussing this in class, our teacher said "In order to have gotten full marks, all you had to do was write 'Graph 4 has no matching function' and you would've gotten full marks." Only one person in the entire class got that right. So, my friend put up his hand and said "But sir, it's unfair that these two don't fit together." And he went "Well, sometimes in life, things don't fit together. Look at OP's parents, for example. They also thought they fit together, but they didn't." My parents are divorced. Everyone was rather shocked by that poor quality joke. However, I knew he was divorced as well, so I just responded with "Your wife thought so too, didn't she?"
I'm glad you got back at that teacher that joke wasn't funny it was just plain mean.
@Mr. MemeAddict I can agree with that.
Fucking go, lad, hell yeah
Damn son
Wow OMG, you're the third person in this comment section who said the same thing :O
Lunch time in high school. Biggest guy in the friend group comes back to the table with his lunch and says, "I'm like a 10. I set the scale." I respond, "Yeah, the Richter scale." Whole table cracks tf up, burned friend gives me a high five. I miss those guys.
bro, i'ma do this with my friend Pablo lmao
@@momosrighthorn oh shit i want a friend named pablo
@@angladislao304 My BFF is named Pablo
@@lurji Maybe be a bit nicer and don't mind what other people do?
I know Pablo he kinda sux
We use to be pretty friendly with a teacher back in HS so my friends and I would eat lunch in his class and just bull shit. One day we got into a roasting sessions with the teacher and he drops a typical mom joke so my friend pulls the pitty card and tells him that his mom actually died. Without hesitation teacher snaps back with a “no wonder she felt like a limp fish”. I almost choked on on sun chips.
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Comedian: Notices only person laughing at his jokes Comedian: Calls out only person laughing at his jokes Comedian: Makes fun of only person laughing
Message is unclear, currently is finding out who is "only person".
*the person making fun of the comedian* Comedian: *surprised pikachu face*
Oh last year I was in the car with my best friend, her mom, and her devilish little brother. He was saying that I wasn't funny. My best friend said I was. Then he told me, "If you're so funny, tell me a joke!" Without skipping a beat I said, "you." Even the mom laughed.
Erm Hi OOOOF LMAO YOU GO GIRL
Fake
Cursed9Ø dude, you never know, it could be real too And just because it never happened to you doesn't mean it's fake
Cursed9Ø idk man it sounds pretty real to me
Raven DeCobray and I swear to you it is. I have three witnesses! 😋
"Couple years ago I had a Cow Orker.." Imma stop you right there chief
No You Good stuff can confirm
long sock wait huh?
@long sock You took that WAY too literally. The joke was that he knocked up the dude's mom, not that he somehow fucked a fetus. WTF
Yeah lol
900th like ;)
The comedy club story is a literal example of someone ending this man’s whole career
Legend has it that comedian vanished into the swamp and became a hermit.
What career?
@@MaxArt2501 exactly.
r/thathappened though xP
@@kilotheneko2064 they carried him through Times Square on their shoulders, a full parade flash mobbed with marching bands and floats. The entire police force was in full dress for escort of this absolute hero.
“I’m not really into short fiction.” He should have replied, “Give it time, it’ll grow on you.”
"Nah, I'm good. Since nobody will give it a chance you might have to pay someone to."
@@TheInternetsLawyer “twice as much as you mom”
@@monaalvarez nice
Roast battle session in progress
Radiating the same energy as kzhead.info/sun/eaWwkq2La2eKna8/bejne.html at 0:20
This Mexican kid in my class jokes in the middle of a career aptitude test and asks me, “Mr.C, can I be a lawnmower guy?” Me: “Axel, you don’t have to follow your parents’ footsteps.” The kid’s jaw drops instantly and there’s nothing but “ohhh’s” and “dayam” from the class. That story spread like wildfire and afterwards, all the kids wanted to be roasted. I was so nervous though from possibly getting reported, I couldn’t sleep that night. Luckily, 7th graders are at the stage in life where snitching is considered worse than murder. No one else screwed with me for the rest of the year so my job was a lot easier from then on.
“I’m not really into short fiction” ❤️😂
Yep... that's what that reddit post said. Good job!
@@katra5673 thanks! usually if I really like part of a video, I make a comment and don't think to far into it
@@titanicstars5221 This story made me laugh so hard😂
@@katra5673 stfu
I think, "I don't like short stories" is better lol.
One of my coworkers walked up to me in a group and said “Hey man I’ve been thinking” So I cut him off and put my hand on his shoulder replying “that’s amazing, I’m so proud of you” he just started laughing and walked away
Lol my mom and I do that to each other all the time
In my family, if someone started a sentence saying that, my mom cut them off with, “Did it hurt?”
@@KJKP my mum and I do that all the time
In my house, "I thought I smelled smoke"
would you kindly explain that to me ? i dont get it
We were eating in a restaurant when the topic of 'the age that men mature at' came up. My mom and dad were arguing that it was either 23 or 28 and I just looked at my dad and said-- "You're 60. What happened to you?" My mom busted out laughing and my dad imitated a fish for a moment, looked down, shook his head and smiled.
Wait... We mature?
If mature means losing braincells from the age of 10, then yes we mature
@@thesovietshrek7753 Wish I could give more then one like. Hay you, yes you. The one reading this with out hitting the like for the comment I'm replying to. Could you do me a favor and give them another like for me? Thanks. Yea yea, I'm ignoring those sorts of comments. Oh sure, you THINK I can't really hear that.. What ever lets you sleep at night... What's that? Hmm, yea, guess it is time for my meds... That's kinda spooky...
The dad took it like a champ
@@mstrfool I did what you asked because you asked nicely. Also, I wish I could like more than once as well. 😅
I once said something in middle school I forgot what I said, but the guy said “That came out wrong.” Without missing a beat, and keep in mind it is awkwardly silent and the teacher can hear, (it’s a small class with 20 students) I said “you came out wrong.” He blushed and started laughing and so did everyone including the teacher Edit: Grammar
When I was probably about 10 or 11, I was at home and my mom must have dropped something because I heard her scream "SON OF A CUNT!" I was in the next room over and replied with "Yeah, mom?" She didn't get it until my dad explained it to her. (Edit): Some people seemed confused, so to clarify, yes I'm a guy.
OMFG LMAOOOOOO HAHAHAHA
@@hmzaaakhznahh1837 dude chill
OHHHHH
LOL how'd she react
@@sushi672 that's what I want to know.
Its amazing that the robovoice can say beeyotch perfectly but cant say Carolina...
Or coworker. .
9 OVER 11 | US
I love how it absolutely mangles Carolina, but right after that it nails anesthesiologist
Sweet Caroline, bom bom bom, good times never feel so good
New Dad: makes a joke Dad squared: I'm about to end this whole dad's career
Haha yes!
Kinda lame, but Sister: I hope you step in dog shit Me: me too, these are your shoes
*claps* WOOW
I would like but the likes are currently at 69 so... THE LAW IS THE LAW
Nah nah, that made me laugh LMAO
I like that one.
She replies: used to be
There is this guy I know who thinks he's a stud and makes unsuccesful flirting and dating videos. I showed them to my girlfriend who couldn't believe how bad he was. He proceeds to give an advice : to spice a conversation, tell the girl she is a bad girl and ask her what is the worst thing she ever did in her life ;). To which my girlfriend responded : talking to you.
Lol could you link his channel
My teacher likes free trials. She got a new hole puncher and was excited to show us. I accidentally asked if that was a free trial. I felt bad. She laughed.
I just wanna share mine... There's this professor in college most of us in class hate. He is sooo boastful and does not teach us a lot. He always get mad at our group (me and my seatmates) One time he was talking about how he met her girlfriend. He said something like: "Look at me. Im not handsome, but now im rich and if i would rate my girlfriend she's 9" Me: 9 years old *THE SILENT CLASS WENT CRAAAAAZY* At the end of the semester i passed. That prof and me became friends after that lol
No you didn’t. That is by far the stupidest one I’ve read in this comment section.
@@nadeezn No it isn't. I just finished reading the stupidest comment in this comment section, and have taken the liberty to reply to it. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
@@Starlight-zg6jq lmaooooo
@@KnerdVault seems you don't have a sense on humor. Oh well. We can't all be blessed I guess.
Fire And Ice Gaming real sense of humor..... yea I’d like to see you try do that
My disabled best friend in a wheelchair: ‘why does my phone keep autocorrecting disappointment to disabled?’ Me: ‘maybe your mum has been using your phone’ He shook my hand after some intense laughing. Proud of that one 😂
Josh Waldron kinda sad
My brother in law is in a wheelchair and he was a super hero fan. He kept droning on and on about how he’d be better at superheroing than some of these stupid ones. I go “who would be your arch enemy, stairs?” You could drop a pin in that room until it all erupted in laughter.
Is the dissapointment and disabled switched?
Lol but sad
Jen DuBay lol
I was at a party with my mother when I was a kid. She decided to go to the bathroom before we left. After she finished and opened the bathroom door, she met one of her old friends and they started talking. I was standing at the front door. I walked back into the kitchen to get to the sitting room when my dad and his best friend ask where I was going. I reply with "Mam just started a conversation. It's going to be another twenty minutes" Everyone in the kitchen (most people were outside having a barbeque) erupted with laughter and I made my way back to the sitting room. Unfortunately, my mother heard the laughter and asked what was so funny and where I went. A quick recap ensued, my mother called me a little b**** and then we left 😂
Lol that's a nice one
Mum"Little b***h" My response if it was me in the situation: Mum you are talking to yourself again."
@@staceygrantham2853 that just sounds like *no u* with extra steps.
My most "mean" roast was in middle school. So, a guy that I had recently broken up (he broke up with me) with was sitting in front of me in Art class. I was staring off into space and where I was staring just happened to be near his crotch. He accused me of looking at it, so I said, "It's too small to see anything in the first place. I'm just wondering where it is," and I feel good about it to this day.
Yeet Scree I was having trouble focusing on this comment. What the actual hell is your profile picture?
That's a pretty basic comeback though
That must have been an accident huh. You keep telling yourself that girl.😏😜
@@wafflesenpai1033 Don't ask. It's Mr.Aizawa from BNHA.
@@Filippenzen413 I couldn't help it. His penis was so small that I just couldn't find it.
When someone else says something stupid, start coughing and when someone asks if you are ok, say *"Sorry, I'm allergic to stupidity"*
They'll think you have Corona
Margo lmaooooo
Sneeze and say sorry, I'm allergic to bs
Thanks for the roest I'll make sure to use it since i always get bullied by my family
"You're argument is out if the picture!" "So is your dad, but my argument didn't sleep with five other women." Not my roast, but my best friend's.
Underrated af
Take a shot every time you hear "without missing a beat" or any variation of the word "missing"
GaruuSpike i’m not trying to die of alcohol poisoning in 5 minutes.
Yay more shots
I don't want to end up like Dave
@@TheDamino sorry whos dave?
@@gamet125 From one of the stories in the video lol
So basically I walked in to my sister and her friend singing to a karaoke machine and I was like, "That sounds terrible!", and my sister's friend said, "We're trying to sound bad though" so I said, "You don't have to try, it comes naturally."
And then everyone clapped
The only thing that could have made that better was if they were singing Naturally by Selena Gomez.
A long time ago after a heavy drug fuelled weekend, my friends wife asked me " when will u realize that ur gay". I relpied "right after i wake up next to you".
“I’m not really into short fiction”😂😂😂😂
Yes I did. Back 15 years ago when I was 12 my friend said "you suck." I replied, "at least I don't swallow like you do." High fives ensued.
Josh Hodge hey I did the the same but it went down like this instead Friend:you suck Me: And I swallow *walks away*
@@Bunny-ei1wx i once responded when my classmate said that "I don't suck. I blow." Stupid as hell, but she found it funny as hell.
Dude you were like the original guy to do that or something
Josh Hodge Mine went like this Friend: u suck Me: not as hard as u blow
Matrydom Drop a live grenade when killed
Bad comedian: *exists* Anesthesiologist: I'm about to end this man's whole career
"When someone was roasted so hard it ended their career" *laughs in supa hot fire*
"My dad has a funny sense of humor." - I mean.... That's the point.
Yo mama so fat she got ready to sit on the chair it fainted
They meant funny, like strange
@@colorsoundandmotion ohhhhhhhh, so that's what they meant, makes much more sense now thx
when one of us say some really mean shit we all laugh like wow "that one had meat on it"
As mature people should imo 👍 arguing gets ugly too fast
Same, but I call it a "spicy joke"
Extra spicy
8:40 he most definitely ended that guy's career. That was Savage af
Rikorage I was dead
Poor Guy. Didn't get many laughs anyway.
I just trolled some kid online the last 3 sentences were “Look dude, the difference between you and me...” “Is that you’re shit” -- “And you’re the toilet..?”
The most brutal burn in my life happened to me. Story: I’m in a store with a few friends and my mom tagging along. My mom randomly says: “I’m gonna get a tattoo that’s gonna be embarrassing for Lonely_potatoz. What do you guys think is most embarrassing?” One of my friends replies, without missing a beat: “Her face.” And she pointed to me. We all waited for a second see if she was gonna add on to that, but she just looked me in the eye as they all started laughing and my mouth hung open. After that she said it would be embarrassing to have my face on my moms leg, but I would think that’s freaking awesome.
1:21 you have multiple coworkers under 5 feet tall and you made a hobbit joke? Dang
My friend burned me he said: "You're so ugly when Dora explored you she stopped exploring" I laughed so hard
C O M E D Y G O L D
r/comedycementary
Michael Faith how exactly is that funny?
3rd grade material
Damn, burned you so good your elementary schools nurse probably went through a bottle of ointment
"Just let your server know when you're ready toupee" That one killed me
I didn't understand this one. Can you please explain
@@lavanya3562 they were making fun at their hairstyle I think, I don't exactly remember where it was in the video.
@@AriesZero yeah I guessed that he's making fun of his hair but couldn't understand how Thank you!
@@lavanya3562 it's no problem
Who's reading comments and writing down notes for roasts when someone insults them? 😂
Me
I'm taking screen shots of the video and these comments. This is amazing. Probably best reddit ever 🤣
I wasn’t... but I’m gunna start now...
Me XD
@@bryelle2891 DAMN NERD
Me talking to my two friends: what are u talking about? Boy 1: my decc Me: oh that's why u didn't talk long
LOGICALLY SPEAKING you technically interrupted them
Did you just say decc instead of dick on the internet?
Mehkai Figueroa he didnt want his mommy to see him say bad words 😂😂😂😂😂
Better would've have been, oh small talk I see
3:50 and then everyone clapped!! out of all things that didn't happen, that one didn't happen the most
r/thathappened
HAHAHAHA OUCH
LOL
@Yōkai or maybe he can take a joke? I know that's not everyone's sense of humor, but he clearly didnt take it too hard
Joke was said like shit too, no one would laugh at that
The first time I met my crush the convo went like this Him: making jokes Me: so your one of those funny guys aren’t you? Him: only if your laughing Me: *Well I guess I was wrong then*
you got some guts talking to your crush like that. My crush is currently my girlfriend and i still don't joke w her much
Worked in a call centre a few years back... Going into the kitchen for a coffee, I walked in over-hearing a mid-conversation between a particularly large woman (but one of the sweetest in the place, a real nice woman and good laugh) and a guy I'd only seen a few times before... She was just saying how she was enjoying a change in her diet and was proud of herself for stopping eating fatty foods. He replied, dryly - "Well, you are what you eat". I turn round from setting my mug, seeing her blush and start looking down, then I look at him. "You must eat a lot of arseholes then, right"? He gives me a sharp look then frowns, looking to the woman and he too blushes at realising he's upset her. "Yeah, you're right". He nods to me, then apologises to her. A couple of days later my shift manager comes over for a quiet talk.. asking me if I'd really called the boss' nephew an arsehole to his face...
4inches, 8 inches and 12 inches....also known as small, medium and liar =p
I get it (because the 12 inch is actually 11 inches, right?)
@@brandonj7586 No, it's cause most guys who say they have a 12 inch dick are fucking liars
MrGoesBoom since when is 8 medium?
The comment was funny the reply’s were funny so that means I’m liking it also the guy/girl who didn’t get the joke was funny to lol 😂😂😂🖤
@@Bunny-ei1wx are you high
I have a hardcore friend who has 11 thousand hours in tf2, and his main sniper has 100000 kills on it, one day someone called him out on his sniper asking "where'd you farm that sniper at" and he responded "MGE" (mge is basically the 1v1 servers of tf2) dude immediately left the server
I know a man whose main Minecraft world has probably over 10000 hours spent on it. He's got a KZhead channel
1:52 everyone- i am talking about EVERYONE, got roasted in this one
Apparently everyone *isn’t missing beats, whilst they high-five one another-*
and then everyone clapped
Sum kid told me my mom was gay so I said "no u" and he's still in rehab
Lol
When u use no u as a a compliment to ur mum because she gave u a brilliant upbringing
A simple spell that causes mass destruction
Did u pull a reverse UNO
Rehab?
*guy gets roasted* roast : *im bout to end this man’s whole career*
did you just repost this-
An even better roast: im bout to end this man's whole career
nice stolen comment mr. unoriginal.
Mexican Wendigo yeah the second most liked comment had another witty comment which I laughed at but asshole changed it to what I wrote so I decided to repost to hopefully get no.1 and no.2 most liked comment on this vid
@@weirdblackcatontheinternet , not as unoriginal as you.
I do my fair share of roasting my friends, but the roast I remember the best is one that was aimed at me. I'm a fairly short girl, and I was complaining to this friend of mine, tall guy, about how it was hard to find a cheap bike that was also the right size. He retorted with "have you checked the toy shop?" He won that round, that's for sure.
Once somebody was making excuses for not having R.S. Homework (religious studies) and the teacher interrupted her and said ‘hold on, I’m just looking for the person that cares’ then searched around her desk for a few seconds, then said ‘nope can’t find them.’
"My god man if there's ever a time to do a sit up now is the time" I almost died at this one 😂
I fell off my chair and couldn't breathe.
No one touch the like button its at 69 :P
@@chandlerwaddell8364 lmao
That teacher had that shit ten years in the making. Ba-zing
The 2nd one there really missed the chance to say, “Which generation exactly?”
I'm glad everyone managed their comebacks without missing a beat.
(I think it doesn't sound as good in english as it sounded in my native language, but here's my story anyway) For some time, where i live in, "you're a miscarriage" was a common insult. I was in 7-8th grade or so and that was like my first week on that school, when a boy called me "a miscarriage". I replied without thinking "Look who's talking. At least it wasn't intentional in my case" (it was more like "at least I wasn't adopted from a trash can", but the implications don't translate that well into english). He started laughing his ass off and we immediately became best friends.
dammnn xD .. in what language did this convo happened?
This was the first time I "roasted" someone (I personally don't think it was that good). I once missed a day or two of class and at the time we were working in groups on a math worksheet. The others in my group had been ahead of me since they worked on it the days I was out. Since I'm better at math than other subjects, I quickly passed them. The guy next to me noticed and asked, "Hey, how did you get ahead?" And without hesitating, I replied, "I have a brain." Since I was the nice kid in class, he was so shocked that he fell out of his chair. Nobody else had heard it so he was just telling everyone I roasted him. I just laughed as he freaked out over that one comment, and it was one of my proudest moments at the time.
😂
@@user-tg7cv9gu8f Why thank you, but at the time I wasn't even thinking about how the words sounded. Again, I was really nice and wouldn't have intentionally done that. I was just thinking, "Well, I have a brain, therefore I can exist and actually do my work." I'm writing this and now I'm starting to think my brain has an awful filter because I'm thinking of the other times where I've said things completely random that were later really embarrassing or absolutely brilliant.
I wish I could use this, but in a class full of AC kids, I'm probably the dumbest one there ;c
1:42 I'm loving all these LOTR references I'm seeing everywhere 😂😂
One time my mom and I were driving and passed by a parking lot. Half of it was taken over by homeless people and my mom goes “Oh look! Your friends are partying without you!” It was great.
That 8 inc sandwich is brutal
If you're insecure maybe.
Some kid was really annoying and would talk and scream all the time in choir. Well we were talking about million dollar buttons and the kid asked for one and the teacher said “sure it’s called an off switch”
This one classmate I had would always insult me. It was an on and off kind of roast war kinda thing. He called me a banchot, but I already knew what that meant from my friends. I just said: "Oh, your sister told you?" 3 seconds of silent before everyone at my table started laughing. Good times!
One time at a pitch meeting we had some shrimp while we were pitching. I being a lovver of seafood started eating them really quickly. While i was eating and pitching ideas my coworker said "hey george the ocean calles it' running out of schrimp" and i said without hesitation "oh yeah, the jerkstore called they're running out of you."
The guy in the sub shop got baited so hard by his misses, she played him like a god damn fiddle.
One time in the locker room I said "I'm half gay" and some girl said "so you're bi?" and im like yeah but dont worry I have standards and I just, walked out not really giving it much thought till afterwards. So basically i said theyre not good enough or likable.
Had beef with a guy and I said:I feel bad for insulting my son He said: Thats why Im so ugly? Me: No that comes from your mother We are friends now
One time my mum picked me up from school early and it was about 10:30am and she stopped and got me some red rooster before we went home. The police were doing RBTs (random breath tests) and the cop that pulled is over looked at me and said “ its a bit early for lunch “ snd laughed and i replied “ yeah, well its a bit early for drinking too isnt it “ after wards he looked at me kinda shocked and laughed, then mum and i drove off
My father wanted to circumcise me, but my mother didn't let him. Man, there is a lot of things I'm thankful to this woman for, but this one takes the cake and I didn't even know until I was 20.
Where’s the benefits
@@beesdsheet727 No, nor I ever had to. Do you know why? Because this is not some desert and I keep myself clean. Yeah, I know. Shocking.
Mattias Ruiz Imagine a world, where mutilating your genitals isn’t the norm. Haha crazy right?
Husband was adamant we weren't circumcising our son. I didn't know anything about it, just agreed. Pregnant with boy #2, read up on it, it should be outlawed with harsh penalties.
My mom wanted an abortion. My dad didn't let her. Or at least that's what I've been told, I can't really believe everything anyone in my family says.
I did once. I once said to a guy I worked with “Hey Bob, is the reason you drink so much water due to your dry sense of humour?” It was plain as day to see both his amusement and (minor) annoyance on his face but mostly trying to hide his laughter. Everyone around enjoyed that statement and I will never forget Bob. :) when I left the building shortly after I left everyone a mini personalized message. Bobs was simply, stay hydrated. And was one of the first ones I wrote out.
In primary school my friend said "why are you so lonely" and I told him it was because I was friends with him
I like how the voice guy can't say Carolina right but he can say anesthesiologist just fine. 7:05
Teacher:" I'm writing a note to your parents ..." Me: "just one for the both of them?" T: "yeah and there gonna read it " M:"...my parents are divorced" It was really rewarding to watch her regret her answer to the just one question 😂
Well she wasnt wrong to write it after looking at that *THERE*
Honestly, making a burn that even your target finds humor in is an accomplishment, since it displays both one's quick wit as well as the sound judgment and social understanding about one's audience.
2:15 British..Germans..Berlin Conference.. Africa: *Scared and Confused Noises*
My friend said "Roast me!" And i said "Sorry I can't you're too fat to fit in the oven, ask again next year when you've cut down on the takeaway!"
Gacha Tacco DAB thats straight up rude ngl
I don’t think I get that roast, it’s just a really akward punchline
"You're fat" would've sufficed
Gacha Tacco DAB why would you call your friend fat? Just straight up fat
That kinda sucked. It was just rood and not funny. I hope you apologized.
Roast: *I’m bout to end this man’s hole career*
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Whole *
*wonder what you do when you have a hole career ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
my dad's right hook: *I'm bout to end my son's whole career*
Like a gravedigger? You may want to take their place because it seems you might have dug yourself a little deep here.
Its like saying “without missing a beat” is a fucking necessity in these.
My best one I said to my bully, “I would slap you but that would be animal abuse”
Not really what you're looking for, but its connected with ending a carrer. Once in a basketball game between USA and France, Vince Carter literally jumped over a French player and dunked really hard. That French player really soon quit basketball and it was connected to that dunk lol
Friend: "You need to be refunded, I hope he doesn't forget." Me: "Forget? Hell I just hope he doesn't forget his discord password. But seeing as he couldnt remember to use protection and has three children and zero spouses, I wouldn't rank memory very high on his list of attributes." That one was pretty vicious....
BURN! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Whenever me and my brother fight, sometimes we'll come up with things to offend one another, but then sometimes end up saying, "Okay, that was a good one. 😂"
I accidentally roasted my friend.... Friend: “why are girls so bad" Me: " cause you're one of them"
Dentist: Im going to have to give you a filling Me: Thats what I say to your mum
And then he "Forgot" the anesthetic so who really won?
Your teeth are now full of cavities and you find no longer propose for life, you ask yourself "B..but where did I go wrong...?"
I met my roommate who is a tiny girl under 5 foot and another close friend who was about 6 foot tall and large in size otherwise in an anatomy class. One day he looked to her and asks "Hey, x, strawberries or blueberries?" Her "What?" Him "oh, I just thought I'd see what you wanted on your pancakes in the morning" At this point I start giving him a concerned stare and he asks, "you don't get it, do you? I'm implying we-" Me "No, no, I do, just... Have you ever seen the gif of a train trying to go through a tunnel that's way too small?" She lost it and he's blushing like mad, ironically enough. I miss that goof, depression is a helluva drug.
Wut?
I don’t get it.
@@madvilan4663 yeah
I get it. That's brilliant. Sorry about your friend.
Damn, the people who are the most fun always seem to be the ones that go early
She said to a friend:"did anybody ask?" Not even five seconds later I said: "well nobody asked you either"
3:30 as a guy with a stutter, i might have to use this
Time to roast some marshmallows.
A girl in my class said I looked better without my glasses so I told her she looked better when I didn’t have them on too
Underrated burn brooo 🔥🔥
Oof that must have hurt
My sister "tomorrow is meme day we dress as memes" me: "Just be yourself because your a Joke"
Your sister should not be herself since memes are supposed to be funny
"He's allergic to silence." 10/10 burn.
Why can't they not finish the post without something like "Everyone laughed at my roast and high fived me and then they announced me as their new god". I mean, dude, finish your post without feeling so proud of yourself to the point it is cringy.
I made toast this morning and everyone clapped and my neighbor high fived me and I got a free car
@@superbeavers7645 your their God now. Spit on the toast to asure dominance
come on, man, let them feel confident. no harm in it.
@@beepobeepo there's a difference between lying and confidence
@@superbeavers7645 me too