Planet of the Apes (2001) - Nostalgia Critic

2017 ж. 10 Нау.
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Ready for more of Tim Burton's monkey business? The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2001's Planet of the Apes.
Originally aired on July 7th, 2015.
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Planet of the Apes was released on July 27th, 2001 and was directed by Tim Burton. It stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan and Paul Giamatti.
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  • One of our favorite reviews, WELCOME BACK!

    @ChannelAwesome@ChannelAwesome7 жыл бұрын
    • Channel Awesome about time doug

      @tialenmitchell2451@tialenmitchell24517 жыл бұрын
    • Channel Awesome Doug it finally came

      @BenDover-yq5mz@BenDover-yq5mz7 жыл бұрын
    • Did it get flagged or somefin? I'll watch it again just to give it a view

      @scottydu81@scottydu817 жыл бұрын
    • Channel Awesome I can't locate lamb sauce Gordon Ramsey is yelling at me help me

      @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426@crazyepicfortnitegamer84267 жыл бұрын
    • Why did the old intro come back?

      @jacobbaum5731@jacobbaum57317 жыл бұрын
  • Damn. Honest Trailers didn't hold anything back.

    @radioactivegum2298@radioactivegum22987 жыл бұрын
    • It was a prime roast.

      @niallreid7664@niallreid76647 жыл бұрын
    • and they were right about all of it.

      @1rockcrawford@1rockcrawford7 жыл бұрын
    • They never do

      @comixproviderftw_02@comixproviderftw_027 жыл бұрын
    • They didn't hold shit back. Oh at all

      @norathorm@norathorm7 жыл бұрын
    • Rachel Hollars They definitely could have referenced how channel awesome fucks over reviewers like phelous and lupa...

      @Critiqu3@Critiqu37 жыл бұрын
  • So what sort of slavery did Aperaham Lincoln abolish

    @jpitt4240@jpitt42407 жыл бұрын
    • Panda slavery

      @midnightshawarmallama4012@midnightshawarmallama40127 жыл бұрын
    • John Pittman I think he is just a figurehead of ending white and black slavery in USA.

      @CandyApples4ever@CandyApples4ever7 жыл бұрын
    • OK, I laughed at "Aperaham Lincoln" Bravo to you

      @ladougq8395@ladougq83957 жыл бұрын
    • He ended human slavery.

      @mattway18@mattway187 жыл бұрын
    • Zabumafoo would be my favorite president.

      @1mortalkombatlover@1mortalkombatlover7 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact: Tim Roth turned down the role of Severus Snape in “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” to play Thade in this movie

    @hunterwilder9665@hunterwilder96653 жыл бұрын
    • In hindsight, smart move

      @SgtScorpious@SgtScorpious3 жыл бұрын
    • @@SgtScorpious honestly, it wasn’t meant to me , but to be fair I don’t think he did his ape role too bad , just highly exaggerated

      @MINDLESSEGOS@MINDLESSEGOS3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MINDLESSEGOS I still prefer Rickman

      @JONAH_918@JONAH_9183 жыл бұрын
    • Wait what

      @abramsullivan7764@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
    • Another Fun Fact: Gary Oldman was originally in talks to play Thade, but wasn't happy about the pay and dropped out of negotiations.

      @generalyellor2187@generalyellor21873 жыл бұрын
  • "I'll tell the senate myself!" *"I AM THE SENATE!!!"*

    @cadewatson3009@cadewatson30096 жыл бұрын
    • Cade Watson Not yet

      @elishawilson1429@elishawilson14296 жыл бұрын
    • It's treason then

      @user-bp3lx9dr9o@user-bp3lx9dr9o5 жыл бұрын
    • גיא קרוננפלד *autistic screaming*

      @acrux1918@acrux19185 жыл бұрын
    • *Immediately kills 3 Jedi masters who barely defend themselves even though they are supposed to be Jedi Masters*

      @mysite1012@mysite10125 жыл бұрын
    • YOU have lost.

      @Xander_P.G.K@Xander_P.G.K4 жыл бұрын
  • Tamara's introduction in Honest Trailer should've been, "A movie reviewer girl who never seen any movie".

    @naladiradametha2414@naladiradametha24147 жыл бұрын
    • Nala Diradametha true

      @taracat1235@taracat12357 жыл бұрын
    • yeah, I hate her because she didn't... watch movies

      @blorfenburger@blorfenburger7 жыл бұрын
    • She's not really a movie reviewer, she's an actress

      @weeseet@weeseet7 жыл бұрын
    • This was probably before Tamara's Never Seen. Too lazy to check the original date and first episode of TNS tho.

      @MelMelodyWerner@MelMelodyWerner7 жыл бұрын
    • Zack West * an actress on youtube*#notarealactress

      @pandasbass7267@pandasbass72677 жыл бұрын
  • I remember watching this in the theater and yelling "APE Lincoln!" at the end and the whole theater laughed, that's right, THAT was a funny joke back then.

    @TraceVandal@TraceVandal7 жыл бұрын
    • Oh my god.

      @kamronisaiahjohnson2718@kamronisaiahjohnson27185 жыл бұрын
    • I'd probably be dying in my seat if someone yelled that shit out if I were watching something this stupid in the theatres

      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero@NeutralGuyDoubleZero5 жыл бұрын
    • April Ham LinkedIn

      @AAM11237@AAM112375 жыл бұрын
    • I did the same thing :P

      @peterbarnes66@peterbarnes665 жыл бұрын
    • No you didn’t, and no they didn’t.

      @seangannon6081@seangannon60813 жыл бұрын
  • The ending tried to copy the first twist ending of the original novel, where Ulysse and Nova, along with their infant son, arrive back on Earth only to find that the apes have taken over (in the original novel, the astronauts really do go to a planet ruled by apes, instead of into Earth's future as was the case in the movies).

    @joshuariddensdale2126@joshuariddensdale21263 жыл бұрын
    • definitely, Tim Burton does his homework when remaking things, he did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he kept it more to the book, rather than the original movie.

      @UltimateGamerCC@UltimateGamerCC3 жыл бұрын
    • ah but the trouble with that is the movie clearly demonstrates that time travel happens at the beginning and the end. The ship he leaves from is the same ship that has been crashed on the planet for 1000's of years already by the time he arrives. the apes and humans that are on the planet already are descendants from the crew and monkeys that were on the ship he departed from. Clearly in order for the ending to happen at all the apes must have mastered space travel long after he left and went through the wormhole arriving further back in the past than mark walhberg did easily conquering the planet with weapons that wouldn't be invented for 100 years and remaking everything in their own image. they would have had to arrive after the washington monument and lincoln memorial were built but that just means it's after 1920. what a lot of people overlook is he does arrive in earths past and not the time that he left from originally. As an example lets say that he left in the year 2200 earth time, he arrived on the planet of the apes in the 1800's earth time. he left the planet of the apes in the 1800's and arrived back on earth in the early 2000's, but that's still 200 years before he was even born. the apes became a space fairing race in the 1900's and left their planet, but as demonstrated in the movie the later something enters the storm the further back in time it goes so they arrived decades before mark. the same way he had arrived before the monkey that entered the storm before him.

      @TheNitroG1@TheNitroG13 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheNitroG1 Both the original novel and the opening of the Charlton Heston movie do explore this phenomenon. Time passes at different rates on Earth than it does in space. For example, ship's time would be three months, but 300 years would pass on Earth. The Destiny trilogy of Star Trek novels also goes into this. Traveling at near light-speed would take 100 Earth years, but only six months would pass on the ship. Time travel is a complicated thing.

      @joshuariddensdale2126@joshuariddensdale21263 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, but they used time dilation and the fact that they were traveling at the speed of light to explain it. No wormholes necessary.

      @joshuaallgood7030@joshuaallgood70303 жыл бұрын
    • @@UltimateGamerCC but its still a horribel awful movie and Johnny deep acting is💩😑🙄

      @markusforsberg6741@markusforsberg67413 жыл бұрын
  • I laughed way too hard at "wow you look so sexy Lisa"

    @2legit2quit70@2legit2quit706 жыл бұрын
    • Oh, hi, Mark.

      @JanetStarChild@JanetStarChild6 жыл бұрын
    • The timing of when I read this comment was amazing 😆

      @MegaNinjaRyan@MegaNinjaRyan6 жыл бұрын
    • SOMETHING INTERRUPT THIS!

      @yakkowarner20@yakkowarner206 жыл бұрын
    • magic everywhere in this bitch What IS your sex life?

      @mitchfletcher2386@mitchfletcher23865 жыл бұрын
    • 14:00

      @InvestedGman@InvestedGman2 жыл бұрын
  • "Tim Burton, that groundbreaking visionary of original content!" "you're gonna wanna sit down" still kills me years later

    @LizaLeech@LizaLeech7 жыл бұрын
  • well that was one hell of an intro

    @ziljin@ziljin7 жыл бұрын
    • and the funniest outro ever.

      @usamazahid3882@usamazahid38824 жыл бұрын
  • I demand more General Thade skits, that was hilarious

    @b4thewar540@b4thewar5406 жыл бұрын
    • Yeasssssss!

      @Deathkitty1369@Deathkitty13695 жыл бұрын
    • Just the mask alone was hilarious.

      @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec2574 жыл бұрын
    • Ceaser: Noooo..... NOOOOOOOOO!

      @Dim4323@Dim43234 жыл бұрын
  • Random fact: Tim Roth and Charlton Heston disagreed on a number of issue, since Heston was the head of the NRA. Roth said he wouldn’t have been in the film if he knew he would be sharing a scene with him, but decided to be professionally in the workplace

    @Super165i@Super165i6 жыл бұрын
  • I honestly admire you Doug. Found you in 2014 while looking for 'nostalgic reviews' of old childhood movies and cartoon shows. First one I found was your Good Burger review and I was hooked. And as you've continued to grow you've maintained your previous qualities while adding new ones, rather than scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience. I love you man, keep up the awesome work and I hope to spot you at a comiccon some day!

    @Poseidon650@Poseidon6507 жыл бұрын
    • +Poseidon Thanks for the kind words and support!

      @ChannelAwesome@ChannelAwesome7 жыл бұрын
    • +ᎦᏟᎤᎧ ᎢᎣᎾᏀ You saw a magic Trump where he wasn't mentioned? SHOW ME MAGIC TRUMP

      @Perceptionreflection@Perceptionreflection7 жыл бұрын
    • They only get old when Trump's finally forced to resign. Till then Dick with symbols for a name accept they will exist and accept Trump is a garbage tier human being.

      @penguinsareForever@penguinsareForever7 жыл бұрын
    • ᎦᏟᎤᎧ ᎢᎣᎾᏀ first like on you're comment

      @jojones4685@jojones46857 жыл бұрын
    • "Scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience" is exactly the thing he tried to defend in his Christmas with the Kranks review, complete with more strawmen than a feminist wheat farm

      @MrPiccoloku@MrPiccoloku7 жыл бұрын
  • Fun Fact: In the original screenplay, he was suppose to land at Yankee Stadium where the monkeys were playing baseball.

    @NYOlly15@NYOlly157 жыл бұрын
    • Why

      @michaelgrand346@michaelgrand3463 жыл бұрын
    • Wasn't there a movie about this

      @gameuniverse8736@gameuniverse87363 жыл бұрын
    • I wonder if the studio changed that.

      @samkresil6011@samkresil60112 жыл бұрын
    • Please tell me that’s not true

      @questworldiangreenknight7455@questworldiangreenknight74552 жыл бұрын
    • Damn..I actually want to see that.

      @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Жыл бұрын
  • This movie is absolutely hilarious. Nothing makes sense, everything is overacted, Tim Roth and Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP) are angry militaristic apes with no story arc. It's a treasure and a joy

    @zaxbitterzen2178@zaxbitterzen21784 жыл бұрын
  • You Honest Trailer was more ferocious than anything I've ever seen in another Honest Trailer

    @whitherwhence@whitherwhence6 жыл бұрын
  • I've never understood why movies studios keep remaking movie that were already great. Why don't they remake movies that weren't very good but had a lot of potential.

    @nicholsjoshua15@nicholsjoshua157 жыл бұрын
    • One word: moolah! $$$$

      @chinococoa6743@chinococoa67437 жыл бұрын
    • You're right, In was think like an artist or a creative person in general. Today I was talking with my mother over the phone and said how cool it would be to make a movie about Vladimir Komarov. Hollywood is dead.

      @nicholsjoshua15@nicholsjoshua157 жыл бұрын
    • But that IT film was just a tv series, it's never been on the big screen before. Plus it looks fucking awesome.

      @MephProduction@MephProduction7 жыл бұрын
    • Recognizable titles sell tickets, anger generates media attention and nostalgia creates defenders. It's quite a solid scheme since most people aren't all that scrutinous about quality. It's a shame really, since they're pumping tons of cash into productions anyway, they might as well make good movies, but alas the focus groups are king in high-budget productions.

      @Takkiebos@Takkiebos7 жыл бұрын
    • From what I understand, studios are cautious to risk anything that's uncertain. So it makes more financial success to go with something that was a hit than something that might not work. Just my two cents.

      @nicholaslemon6762@nicholaslemon67627 жыл бұрын
  • The effects and makeup are good because it’s at the golden age of film making before CGI was good enough to fully rely on.

    @davidnotonstinnett@davidnotonstinnett5 жыл бұрын
    • andnow we have way too much CGI which limits realism and immersion

      @reginaphalange9417@reginaphalange94173 жыл бұрын
  • 21:05 I have to admit, at first I thought the ape said, "Set the course to Mars!", which made me die laughing. But he actually said, "Sound the call to march!". Plus, I laughed hard when the NC elongates his mouth.

    @christopherspielbergproduc7128@christopherspielbergproduc71286 жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was "Send the calls to mūrdér!"

      @jordanleland6402@jordanleland64022 жыл бұрын
    • @@jordanleland6402 That too.

      @christopherspielbergproduc7128@christopherspielbergproduc71282 жыл бұрын
  • I love that Honest Trailer, it really does sum up Nostalgia Critic so perfectly!

    @giovanniorellana2200@giovanniorellana22007 жыл бұрын
    • shadowlinkbds I would like to see that

      @bernardo4157@bernardo41577 жыл бұрын
    • Can someone explain the refrences? Total n0ob.

      @redcoat4348@redcoat43487 жыл бұрын
    • *420 likes!

      @1deviousmama333@1deviousmama3337 жыл бұрын
    • Giovanni Orellana yea except for the white privilege part

      @lordjaraxxus8568@lordjaraxxus85687 жыл бұрын
    • Except r the Beeewwbs joke that should be Tamera as she has bigger ones

      @scottbuckley823@scottbuckley8237 жыл бұрын
  • Tbh, thought i was watching Honest Trailers. lol

    @AlexandriaZubia@AlexandriaZubia7 жыл бұрын
    • Same here.

      @chinococoa6743@chinococoa67437 жыл бұрын
    • ME TOO

      @mariowarfare460@mariowarfare4606 жыл бұрын
    • Alexandria Crayne me too

      @coreysilver6134@coreysilver61346 жыл бұрын
    • Makes you wonder why Nostalgia Critics never featured them.

      @DreamerDanielsun@DreamerDanielsun5 жыл бұрын
    • Yup

      @minxes69@minxes695 жыл бұрын
  • 18:05 I don't think I've ever seen a joke age this amazingly well before. It's perfect.

    @TheOriginalJphyper@TheOriginalJphyper Жыл бұрын
    • What about 29:23-29:32 where he warns us about monkey pox?

      @JohnnyWolfblood@JohnnyWolfblood Жыл бұрын
  • I think we can all agree that Thade is one Tim Roth’s most legendary roles ever!😆

    @kendrikkahler7944@kendrikkahler7944 Жыл бұрын
  • Thade/Terl? Hell I'd vote for em.

    @TheGmeplyr@TheGmeplyr7 жыл бұрын
    • It wouldn't be that different from what we have now.

      @adalaza@adalaza7 жыл бұрын
    • You're a HumanBro if you don't vote for Thade/Therl. Do you want to be a HumanBro? Speciesist!

      @magnuskno@magnuskno7 жыл бұрын
    • Just remember, KNEEL is on your vote :^)

      @KingKirbyUltra@KingKirbyUltra6 жыл бұрын
    • Magma Admin Gardevoir You may vote for him but I'm voting for he who shall not be named

      @Matt-zu2lu@Matt-zu2lu6 жыл бұрын
    • you mean Voldemort

      @DiceNat21@DiceNat216 жыл бұрын
  • Made even worse by Mark "They only hire me when they can't get Matt Damon" Wahlberg.

    @HappyCynic@HappyCynic7 жыл бұрын
    • Whaaaat? Nooooo!

      @MagnusSkiptonLLC@MagnusSkiptonLLC7 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine how awkward it was filming The Departed when both showed up. UH UM Wahlberg, you just be an angry cop again where you can't hurt anyone.

      @badnano93@badnano937 жыл бұрын
    • Brandon Alarcon-Deien Matt Damons last line from the departed:...........ok.

      @98953812@989538127 жыл бұрын
    • Oh OW LOL!!!

      @Vicieron@Vicieron7 жыл бұрын
    • Matt Damon. Matt Damon Matt Damon. Matt Damon? Matt Damon.

      @-snek.@-snek.7 жыл бұрын
  • “Bowser”: MONKEY!!!

    @noahblair3020@noahblair30205 жыл бұрын
  • "That Guy Who's Probably Funnier Than Everybody" - YASSSSS!! ALL HAIL JIM! =))

    @paveltalatay2629@paveltalatay26296 жыл бұрын
  • 1982s The Thing is TECHNICALLY a remake and is a super awesome movie.

    @Stormeris@Stormeris7 жыл бұрын
    • Stormeris It is totally a remake. AND it were awesome!

      @darthlazurus4382@darthlazurus43827 жыл бұрын
    • It's my favourite film of all time!

      @PieEater163@PieEater1637 жыл бұрын
    • Tlotoxl The Aztec Strong contender for greatest horror movie ever.

      @darthlazurus4382@darthlazurus43827 жыл бұрын
    • Scarface is a remake also.

      @mattway18@mattway187 жыл бұрын
    • Star Wars : Rogue One is a movie adaptation of the game Star Wars : dark Forces.

      @nicholsjoshua15@nicholsjoshua157 жыл бұрын
  • For a second I thought I click the wrong video 😂

    @el.blanco8961@el.blanco89617 жыл бұрын
    • Aaron Urias Don't worry; at least you got an Honest Trailer of the man himself.

      @HarmonyBunny@HarmonyBunny6 жыл бұрын
    • Odd

      @DrDolan2000@DrDolan20004 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @Galvatronover@Galvatronover3 жыл бұрын
  • I love how they actualy allowed *honest trailers” to take the piss out of them

    @user-ur2jr9bk5e@user-ur2jr9bk5e6 жыл бұрын
  • So who else wants to make a joke about the irony of a copyright strike joke being in a reuploaded video? ... No? Just me?

    @rosev9448@rosev94485 жыл бұрын
  • I want there to be a movie called Planet of the Gorillaz.

    @pizzagamecube2564@pizzagamecube25647 жыл бұрын
    • Prick Grimes Operation: celebrity takedown is basically planet of the gorillaz

      @94unclechuck@94unclechuck7 жыл бұрын
    • Starring Clint Eastwood

      @aaronthebox@aaronthebox7 жыл бұрын
    • I demand a Planet of the Lemurs

      @kyleraccoon6195@kyleraccoon61957 жыл бұрын
    • In loving memory of Harabe.

      @IronPiedmont@IronPiedmont7 жыл бұрын
    • Dutch_Atlantic_13 Stop

      @Preeve@Preeve7 жыл бұрын
  • Doug is honestly one of the best writers I've ever came across, some of his material is nothing short of genius at times

    @michaelfarrell4824@michaelfarrell48247 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget the brother Rob

      @burakoshimazaki@burakoshimazaki4 жыл бұрын
    • Really?

      @uzumchiz1738@uzumchiz17384 жыл бұрын
    • "I only like comedy about football players names..." "Hah hah!"

      @BobHatesYoutube@BobHatesYoutube4 жыл бұрын
    • I think his content is solid 3/5 Alltho i can binge this shit for hours as its so easy to watch with all of its cliches.

      @Jebu911@Jebu9113 жыл бұрын
    • I know. it's almost like the failure of Demo Reel was intentional

      @CaptainCat101@CaptainCat101 Жыл бұрын
  • "i only like comedy about football players' names" is an underrated line

    @caram740@caram7404 жыл бұрын
  • Interesting connection: Alan Rickman was originally offered to voice Lord Farquaad in "Shrek", but he declined so he could play Snape in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"; and speaking of Snape, Tim Roth was offered to play him, but he declined so he could play Thade in this!

    @moviemaniac9034@moviemaniac90345 жыл бұрын
    • No I'm imagining Alan Rickman singing gingerbread man and muffin man XD

      @robbieking4070@robbieking40705 жыл бұрын
  • Furious George

    @dandydoodle4456@dandydoodle44567 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @zoloko1850@zoloko18504 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @Officiall_Bean@Officiall_Bean4 жыл бұрын
    • Nice

      @Officiall_Bean@Officiall_Bean4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @Officiall_Bean@Officiall_Bean4 жыл бұрын
    • Nice

      @Officiall_Bean@Officiall_Bean4 жыл бұрын
  • Thank GOD for the new Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy!!!

    @killer92173@killer921736 жыл бұрын
    • killer92173 Yeah

      @Zip-id7pm@Zip-id7pm6 жыл бұрын
    • You know they did a jumanji reboot right?

      @arielfangirlmendez@arielfangirlmendez6 жыл бұрын
    • killer92173 HELLZ YEAH!!

      @ashessakura7518@ashessakura75186 жыл бұрын
    • AshesSakura I guess he's right hollywood is running out of ideas. till all of the 90's movies are rebooting every year.

      @arielfangirlmendez@arielfangirlmendez6 жыл бұрын
    • Ariel Mc fangirl Mendez The new planet of the apes trilogy was a prequel/ origin story of how the apes took over and the names used are clearly trying to say that this was for the 1968 version (there's a lot more parallels such as the Simian Flu causing humans to lose the ability to speak with the Tim Burton film doesn't have) and the trilogy was done very well. Hollywood is out of ideas and reboots are becoming common place (especially with Disney now, with just aggravates me to no end) but I'm under the impression you thought the new trilogy was a reboot of the Tim Burton version?

      @ashessakura7518@ashessakura75186 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly Doug’s costume of Thade scared me more than actual Thade, that.. smile...

    @lotsofsalt8909@lotsofsalt89092 жыл бұрын
  • Fuckin' Bigus Dickus, gets me every bleedin' time.

    @bentleywalker7087@bentleywalker70877 жыл бұрын
    • He has a wife, you know.

      @jasonblalock4429@jasonblalock44297 жыл бұрын
    • Jason Blalock you know what she's called? Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks

      @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants7 жыл бұрын
  • In the time before time, six canisters washed ashore on a golden beach, and new and powerful legends where born...

    @adel4476@adel44767 жыл бұрын
    • First thing I thought...

      @toagradius8856@toagradius88567 жыл бұрын
    • Sodharaan, Toa of Normal you sir brought a legitimate smile to my face. Kudos to you.

      @terminator572@terminator5727 жыл бұрын
    • np

      @adel4476@adel44767 жыл бұрын
    • Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Ahhh, right in the nostalgia.

      @baronofbahlingen9662@baronofbahlingen96627 жыл бұрын
    • Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Bionicle (OG) reference! That series was literally my entire childhood (as in, as far back as I remember series one bioncles were there!)

      @FireWarrior2013@FireWarrior20137 жыл бұрын
  • 3:35 Good reference to the Cat in the Hat getting hit in the balls.

    @MobCrusher@MobCrusher5 жыл бұрын
  • I love when he uses Dennis Hopper saying “monkey” in his reviews.

    @PuffyOne1898@PuffyOne18984 жыл бұрын
  • 19:39 Can you imagine driving home from work and you see this?

    @TenguBE@TenguBE7 жыл бұрын
    • TenguBE l'm sure Doug's neighbors are used to crazy shit like this. l mean he's the guy who ran around in a Ghostbuster costume shouting "CASPEEEEEEER!!!!"

      @poihpioakarp8845@poihpioakarp88457 жыл бұрын
  • Rick Baker's ape makeup is phenomenal! Terry Notary's movement choreography is well done. Also they did dub over their lines, so why they made their voices like that, we'll never find out.

    @AndyMFX505@AndyMFX5057 жыл бұрын
  • 18:04 this scene aged like wine 🍷 😂

    @sunhoodednomadranger7@sunhoodednomadranger7 Жыл бұрын
    • Dude at 29:24-29:32 he tries to warn us all about the pandemics...

      @JohnnyWolfblood@JohnnyWolfblood Жыл бұрын
  • The only positives this movie remotely got was Tim Roth as the villain & Rick Baker getting an Oscar for the makeup

    @LucyLioness100@LucyLioness1004 жыл бұрын
    • Uh, Rick Baker didn't even get nominated.

      @NeoConnor1@NeoConnor12 жыл бұрын
  • Spoony still kills it as Terl!

    @aliceduren6542@aliceduren65427 жыл бұрын
    • It was junk than guess my mind wasn't mature enough than to see the junk it really was.

      @leonardhughes4521@leonardhughes45214 жыл бұрын
    • I miss him so much!

      @Daniel-zp2pi@Daniel-zp2pi4 жыл бұрын
    • Daniel Anyamele what do you mean you miss him Spoony or Noah is not dead

      @ultrawarlord5656@ultrawarlord56564 жыл бұрын
  • Now this guy is the best part of youtube instead of stuff like leafy this guy puts good effort in his videos and has really good content

    @chronicle1767@chronicle17677 жыл бұрын
    • Joshua Abernethy Doug is the best Internet critic.

      @BenJPics9925@BenJPics99257 жыл бұрын
    • Joshua Abernethy good luck so when kids tell you to commit suicide you don't

      @bernardo4157@bernardo41577 жыл бұрын
    • Garrick Groover And a stupid little twat.

      @WeegeeSlayer123@WeegeeSlayer1237 жыл бұрын
    • You went full comment cliché there! Seriously, though... Why are so many people watching porn instead of Schindler's List?!

      @dgarvanski@dgarvanski7 жыл бұрын
    • Joshua Abernethy. i think birdman is funny as shit

      @trillination@trillination7 жыл бұрын
  • Am I the only one who thinks that Tim Roth might've been the only one playing an ape who was able to re-record his dialogue? Because most of the time, his words sound pretty clear.

    @moviemaniac2159@moviemaniac21595 жыл бұрын
  • 3:47 Hang on a minute... That's the BFG9000 from Doom. I'm not kidding, that's one of the models they used for the sprites of the BFG9000

    @TARINunit9@TARINunit96 жыл бұрын
  • To be fair to Tim Roth, I feel like he's the one having the most fun doing this movie. He gives everything and holds nothing back. Even though the character and the movie suck bawls. Gotta admire any actor who can do that. (Besides, the physical acting and movement he does in this is really incredible when you think about it. Out of all the others he actually LOOKS the most like an ape.)

    @Ellivee21@Ellivee217 жыл бұрын
  • 15:48 It's not sorcery, come on guys, take an interest in science.

    @rolanday588@rolanday5887 жыл бұрын
    • Madeus Gerstenlauer I get it!

      @DGilVids@DGilVids7 жыл бұрын
    • YES SOMEBODY DID IT

      @ThatGuy-ev9ko@ThatGuy-ev9ko7 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact about the ending: according to Tim Burton, the ending wasn't supposed to make sense. He wanted to end this movie on a nonsensical cliffhanger because he wasn't interested in returning for a sequel.

    @srbarkerchan@srbarkerchan4 жыл бұрын
  • Best most self aware intro in all of KZhead and one of the most in history.

    @saiyanc137@saiyanc1374 жыл бұрын
  • The ending with Tamara is one of my favorites, ever. Well done.

    @Enoch_Draven_Hyde@Enoch_Draven_Hyde7 жыл бұрын
  • the ending would have been better if he landed on earth to find that the apes were already starting to take over in not sure what the exact reveal scene would be, may be him landing in a Forrest only to be attacked by a more primative band of intelligent apes and then get rescued by a rag tag team of humans maybe one of his astronaut friends.it would bring the movie full circle and help set up a sequel based on the conquest of the planet of the apes, wahlberg would return home only to realize he had been on earth the whole time and everythibg he worked for was for nothing, and that the takeover of the apes was inevitable that would be a real mindfuck

    @Ajmeade78@Ajmeade787 жыл бұрын
    • TJ Kirk wow never though i see this be here

      @thetruewisegamer@thetruewisegamer6 жыл бұрын
    • TJ Kirk Cool theory Chee-Jay. What are your thoughts on the trilogy of the newest Planet of the Apes remake?

      @seyersusej8329@seyersusej83296 жыл бұрын
    • thetrue wise gamer It's not the real him.

      @yankenbeanstrum648@yankenbeanstrum6486 жыл бұрын
    • Not sure how, but I honestly like your theory better than the one in the actual film, it could put the 'Earth twist' from the original into a new spin with a little bit of _Terminator_ mixed into it. ;D

      @DemonBoy3223@DemonBoy32236 жыл бұрын
    • Alexander bramberg Meade actually the end of Burton's movie is closer to the original novel by Pierre Boulle than the first planet of the apes movie. the astronaut returns to Earth (with his wife and son) only to discover that everybody has been replaced by apes. there's a bonus twist after that, and i invite you to read the novel to find out what it is. this novel worths the reading.

      @Ysckemia@Ysckemia5 жыл бұрын
  • When the trailer voice dude said “act like your opinion is the only one that matters”, It was as if the heavens erupted in applause.

    @theplayaifyer@theplayaifyer5 жыл бұрын
  • I found this movie by mistake trying to find the original one and it was one of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen

    @OperatorPreacher3147@OperatorPreacher31473 жыл бұрын
  • The Honest Trailer intro was fucking spectacular! Thank you for all your uploads and I eagerly look forward to more success for you all!

    @MrVilfat@MrVilfat7 жыл бұрын
  • 27:15 You've just crossed into... THE TWILIGHT ZONE

    @roflcopter_launchpad1116@roflcopter_launchpad11167 жыл бұрын
  • 27:43 This sentence perfectly summed up time travelling in general.

    @DennisTheZZZ@DennisTheZZZ5 жыл бұрын
  • 16:19 Heston's character: Son, before I die, I want to leave you my coke stash

    @lilfizz1619@lilfizz16195 жыл бұрын
  • 8:36 To be fair, Paul Giamatti always sounds like that.

    @CaptainSpycrab@CaptainSpycrab7 жыл бұрын
  • Been watching nostalgia critic since i was like 14, now i'm 23. Love you Doug, you're a legend man.

    @JD-ye8ek@JD-ye8ek7 жыл бұрын
  • Boop 😂9:38

    @ashtonhunt5486@ashtonhunt54866 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @reganwolf4405@reganwolf44053 жыл бұрын
  • Was that punch revenge for the Disney afternoon review?

    @goob_goob_gooby_goob@goob_goob_gooby_goob6 жыл бұрын
    • I hope.

      @reesesfan9521@reesesfan95214 жыл бұрын
  • Now I wanna see a William Shatner martial arts movie

    @henryhudson9765@henryhudson97657 жыл бұрын
    • Henry Hudson makes me wanna see Mark Wahlberg do a television show about making burgers.

      @daoyang6055@daoyang60557 жыл бұрын
    • Fighting like he fights in Star Trek! I don't know what's the better: Khan or Gorn

      @mrjacob0101@mrjacob01017 жыл бұрын
  • What counts as nostalgic imo is any entry within a pre-established franchise (sequel, prequel, spin-off, remake, reboot, etc) that fits in directly or indirectly with the universe & source material of the original. I personally would consider everything from *Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995)* to *Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Friday the 13th (2009), Elm Street (2010), Prometheus (2012), Jurassic World (2015)* and so on as nostalgic, because they all connect to nostalgic series. Provided it directly references a property I first experienced in childhood and clicks with me as a fan, I don't need it to have existed only in the time of my youth. Therefore, I don't care when Doug reviews current films or shows. What constitutes nostalgia can't be 100% reduced to numbers and can be different for everyone, depending on the topic. As long as the soul of *Nostalgia Critic* remains about celebrating & critiquing nostalgia (no matter its form), I'll look forward to it.

    @Justmyhandle@Justmyhandle7 жыл бұрын
  • “Paid by the K.inetic N.eed of E.nforcing E.ffective L.aws” Otherwise known as KNEEEEEL!!!

    @noahblair3020@noahblair30204 жыл бұрын
  • “you know… I have some plans.” 🤣🤣🤣

    @pollutance@pollutance2 жыл бұрын
  • To be fair, most humans don't seem to need a motivation to hate humans based on the color of their skin or the place they come from

    @rav3style@rav3style7 жыл бұрын
    • rav3style it's usually just to make themselves seem "superior" thereby making them feel good about themselves

      @bonarchy297@bonarchy2977 жыл бұрын
    • Morsn123 That and it's human nature to form groups while antagonizing others. Of course, that was a lot more commonplace centuries ago than it is now, but it still happens.

      @Logan912@Logan9127 жыл бұрын
    • Bullshit, it never happens, that would be just stupid.

      @jakubmike5657@jakubmike56577 жыл бұрын
    • Xenophobia, xenophobia and more xenophobia. If it isn't skin-color it'll be religion, customs, geography, language and frankly anything else, you name it and we've had wars about it.

      @Takkiebos@Takkiebos7 жыл бұрын
    • Nothing seems more consistent throughout every culture in the human race, at least to me, than prejudice of some sort.

      @MrPiccoloku@MrPiccoloku7 жыл бұрын
  • Do the "nightmare on elm street" remake or "Freddy's dead the final nightmare"

    @tenthdoctor9124@tenthdoctor91247 жыл бұрын
    • Hi David tennant!

      @yossarian7420@yossarian74207 жыл бұрын
    • kmasterus sup want to go to there future

      @tenthdoctor9124@tenthdoctor91247 жыл бұрын
    • Samuel Crowe least I'm not using kindergarten insults like you smell

      @tenthdoctor9124@tenthdoctor91247 жыл бұрын
  • this is a really great review. i didn’t know spoony was in this!!! i live for the day you, linkara and spoony get back together for just one more uwe boll movie. this and bloodrayne are two of my fav reviews. also, the intro done by honest trailers is beautiful. it’s always nice to see a channel be able to laugh at their missteps/flaws once in a while.

    @chanseyegg4441@chanseyegg44416 жыл бұрын
  • It is kind of cool that Charlton Heston cameod as thade’s father

    @alienbacon656@alienbacon6566 жыл бұрын
    • Or very sad. That's a point of view also.

      @thefreakmachine@thefreakmachine2 жыл бұрын
  • OMG! The Honest Trailer!! I can't breathe!!

    @ratuse@ratuse7 жыл бұрын
  • Hey look guys! It's that Tim Burton film starring Michael Jackson!

    @dellayassine@dellayassine7 жыл бұрын
    • Della Yassine funny thing, i used to mix them both up when i was a kid for some reason

      @roopertrooperviolencejack6281@roopertrooperviolencejack62817 жыл бұрын
    • congrats on ur 16 yr old joke

      @jackwood7726@jackwood77267 жыл бұрын
    • Della Yassine you mean charlie and the chocolate factory?

      @radicaledward3783@radicaledward37837 жыл бұрын
  • "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID BEFORE HE ATE MY CHILDREN!!!"

    @Abejaved@Abejaved5 жыл бұрын
  • 2:19 That's a pretty accurate characterization of Jim.

    @callmejoe8594@callmejoe85946 жыл бұрын
  • I always took it that Wahlberg went to a parallel universe in the final scene, not the future.

    @jjkvik@jjkvik7 жыл бұрын
    • I do like him and his movies.

      @arielfangirlmendez@arielfangirlmendez6 жыл бұрын
    • That would make sense if there was gonna be a sequel

      @p.z.arnott2329@p.z.arnott23294 жыл бұрын
    • Think about how insane that would be to find the universe that has roman architecture and a monkey that sits and has hair just like abraham lincoln. 1 in a quadrillion odds...

      @Genevasplaytime@Genevasplaytime3 жыл бұрын
    • I thought that in this movie, time moves opposite on the other side of the wormhole Like Pericles the monkey went in first and Wahlberg later, but Wahlberg arrived on Ape Planet before Pericles So Wahlberg enters the wormhole first and then future apes must've perfected space travel and found earth........so according to that logic, those apes will come to earth first (millions of Years ago) and took over and built civilizations Wahlberg came later

      @shoubhiksen3549@shoubhiksen35493 жыл бұрын
  • Despite any flaws the movie might have the score was (and still is) amazing. Got to love Danny Elfman.

    @pseudoanonymous7700@pseudoanonymous77007 жыл бұрын
    • He did music for this movie??

      @chinococoa6743@chinococoa67437 жыл бұрын
    • He does the music for a lot of Tim Burton's movies

      @tristanhartup4936@tristanhartup49366 жыл бұрын
    • He's a hardworking man, Danny.

      @tastyloaf5487@tastyloaf54876 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely!

      @monsterhanna6691@monsterhanna66914 жыл бұрын
  • That Honest Trailers bit is GENIUS 😂

    @amybone950@amybone9509 ай бұрын
  • omg I love it!!! was that the voice over form honest trailer and cinemasins KZhead channel?.. thay was absolutely priceless😆😆👌🏼👌🏼

    @reganwolf4405@reganwolf44053 жыл бұрын
  • 9:48 HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA CRITIC PREDICTED SOMBRA

    @matt_dude2446@matt_dude24467 жыл бұрын
    • And Malcom predicted DOOMFIST

      @weeseet@weeseet7 жыл бұрын
    • Drage TALON FOREVER!

      @theprophetofgordbelieveris6433@theprophetofgordbelieveris64337 жыл бұрын
    • Originally aired July 7, 2015 Check the description sometime since they are uploading old videos her.

      @allendepacheco3419@allendepacheco34197 жыл бұрын
    • HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA CRITIC DID SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN IN GAMES, MOVIES, BOOKS AND MEDIA IN GENERAL FOR YEARS!

      @jonathanarbuckle3424@jonathanarbuckle34247 жыл бұрын
    • what are we even talking about and why are we yelling?

      @LeonidSaykin@LeonidSaykin6 жыл бұрын
  • "You don't know who Lincoln is. He's a guy."

    @thenerdyboo2134@thenerdyboo21347 жыл бұрын
  • 24:11 "All right kids, start rippin' some hands off and make some wishes!" Had to pause in order to finish out the laughter that erupted from the pit of my soul. _The Monkey's Paw,_ anyone?

    @giblespaul68@giblespaul685 жыл бұрын
  • 21:11 Actually scared the shit outta me lol

    @wheresmycar9676@wheresmycar96765 жыл бұрын
  • As far as politicians go, I've seen worse

    @TheRichmaster24@TheRichmaster247 жыл бұрын
  • So... was I the only one thinking they were going to use Ghost in the Shell for Tamera's moment in the end?

    @paulhilton4154@paulhilton41547 жыл бұрын
    • paul hilton I thought it would be Power Rangers.

      @LordBioKing@LordBioKing7 жыл бұрын
    • This was originally released in 2015...

      @badbeardbill9956@badbeardbill99567 жыл бұрын
    • paul hilton I thought ninja turtles

      @thedevilstoaster1755@thedevilstoaster17557 жыл бұрын
    • UltimateGeek Warner Bros. made a live-action Ghost in the Shell.

      @roundduckkira@roundduckkira6 жыл бұрын
    • paul hilton i hoped for transformers

      @albertschoise8091@albertschoise80915 жыл бұрын
  • I still love this 2001 movie! I really wanted to see a sequel made to this one!

    @vancedurbin1132@vancedurbin11323 жыл бұрын
    • Me too thought it was cool when I was a kid

      @austinthomas8464@austinthomas8464 Жыл бұрын
    • Never gonna happen

      @ForrestFox626@ForrestFox6269 ай бұрын
  • I actually enjoy this film, mainly because of nostalgia and it being the film that introduced me to the franchise and the musical score and special effects are incredible in this film!

    @jermainehaslam5634@jermainehaslam56342 жыл бұрын
    • Same I don't even hate the ending.

      @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Жыл бұрын
    • Me too man it’s a cool movie but this review is funny af

      @austinthomas8464@austinthomas8464 Жыл бұрын
  • This has to be one of my favorite reviews you guys have done. It makes me laugh every time I watch it.

    @mechanicobra@mechanicobra7 жыл бұрын
  • This is one of the best reviews I've seen yet. Keep up the great content Doug :)

    @liammacdonald7101@liammacdonald71017 жыл бұрын
  • 6:13 wait a minute how does the astronaut from a parallel universe not know about key and peele, yet knows that key and Peele has a skit about football players names? Seems like a flaw in the plot pal.

    @MrRedkid555@MrRedkid5555 жыл бұрын
    • That’s the joke. She doesn’t know that Key and Peele has the football name jokes. That’s the point of Malcolm’s little “haha”

      @comiccinema8177@comiccinema81772 жыл бұрын
  • 27:30 Me when I saw the ending of Doom TAG2

    @BL2049OfficerKD@BL2049OfficerKD3 жыл бұрын
  • So let's speak in a serious tone here. That Uzi would not work. It's been in a case full of sand for, what, 3000 years? Yeah, no, that shit would jam in a second, if any of the inner workings still actually worked. I mean, fuck, my M16 stopped working after one week out in the field since I neglected to clean it. So you want me to believe that this gun would work after 3000 years of being in sand? No.

    @The_Real_Frisbee@The_Real_Frisbee7 жыл бұрын
    • Frisbee I mean, if any gun could do it, it's the uzi TheFirearmBlog even made a video about it. Top 5 most reliable guns, I believe. Kind of a shocker that the Galil beat the AK.

      @BirdRaiserE@BirdRaiserE7 жыл бұрын
    • Don't get me wrong, I know it's reliable. But 3000 years in sand? No.

      @The_Real_Frisbee@The_Real_Frisbee7 жыл бұрын
  • It's really nice to see this review up again. It was one of my favorites of your series and I enjoyed rewatching it on long car rides. Thanks again for reposting it and I hope there aren't any more fraudulent copyright strikes against it.

    @01minecraftfangamer2@01minecraftfangamer27 жыл бұрын
  • 4:06 Disney remakes in a NUTSHELL .... lol

    @johnstriker480@johnstriker4804 жыл бұрын
  • "Rachel Beeewbs"! Lol! The whole Honest Trailers part was great! 🤣😆 👍🏾😁👍🏾

    @chilledandcool3918@chilledandcool39185 жыл бұрын
  • Here's hoping Noah/Spoony will work with you more in the future. The team up is greater than the sum of it's parts I think :)

    @oracledantex@oracledantex7 жыл бұрын
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