Anti-French Sentiment - Victoria 3 MP In A Nutshell
This anti French sentiment sounds familiar... From a museum in Tokyo....
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"I want to destroy the French people as a concept." - The most peaceful German leader to ever live
Britain irl: "I want to embrace this concept, but I don't want the germans to get too powerful."
@@redshirt5126 Also Britain irl: One of our Prime Minsters couldn't last longer than a head of lettuce. Ireland: *Angry Irish noises* Britain: Don't make me cause another potato famine.
Bo be going full Morgenthau.
What Merkel?
Least patriotic german
It’s a tragedy we didn’t get a Luxembourg Germany.
We were robbed
In Vicky 2 you can do a funny, since they accept fench people, if you form Germany with Luxembourg you can core all of France.
@@DanielMendez18103Second Holy Roman Empire? Add an option to accept Italian culture and you could recreate Charlemagne’s empire.
King of the Franks! Germany? You mean East Francia!
@@DanielMendez18103 Super Germany + France?
Britain: “We are outnumbered 1,000 to 1.” One lone British soldier: “Then it is an even fight.”
Underrated Comment
The Hero of London himself.
The Unkillable Soldier
Tis' but a scratch!
jack the ripper has taken to murdering french soldiers rather than prostitutes
"I will fight on the beaches. I will fight on the landing grounds. will fight in the fields, and in the streets, I will fight in the hills. I will never surrender!" -the One soldier fighting 50,000 men.
well thats what happens when you make the battle system deliberately shit in the games design
1 guy dealt more casualties to 50000 men too lmao
@@megazero952 Bug not design
@@NeoWish a bug that was possible because of shit game design. do you know any other paradox or strategy game where it is possible to have a single unit outnumbered 10000 to 1 and stailmate because of a bug?
@@megazero952 all games has bugs. Ask Cyberpunk 2077 for example, it's literally just GTA Ultra HD.
As a non French, my condolences to French for having to deal with the state of France
As a French, thank you. Also my condeolances for having to deal with Swimmy and Golden.
As an American I am sending my prayers right
I missed the "non", so I thought you were French expressing condolences 😂
It's current state irl or the one under Swimmy?
Are the same Heisenberg who commented on a Forgotten Weapons video today?
That 1 guy holding the french from reaching London deserves a Sabaton song
"The unlikable soldier"
The Specter Jack Ripper of West End
ONE MAN AT LONDON - OUTNUMBERED AND ALONE ....
@@Danifilsk Bruh, "unlikeable"? If Queen Victoria was still young and unmarried she'd throw herself at the big hero without hesitation!
"France also made everyone but Spain their enemy." Ah, so it's not Swimmy then. Got it.
Hahaha cause swimmy would include Spain in the fucking clown car too
"me no make ally, me go by self"
me no make ally, me make enemy
Bo's rant (6:58) really giving me small mustache man from '39 vibes
I can just imagine a red-faced Bismark after losing the Rheinland walking up to the podium: "I'm going to explain this..."
Between the "Snake of Denmark" and the "Anti-French sentiment", I'm starting to think College may be schizophrenic.
They're all in my walls, plotting against me
@@guyfromcollege They're behind you. BOO!
@@guyfromcollege hæhæhæhæ
This was a bullshit game. The Dutch and Portuguese turning on you is brutal.
@@WillyShankspeare I don't know about the Dutch, but the Portuguese definitely did.
7:00 The German Kaiser on high copium in the war room trying to explain to his advisors that they need astronomical guns while getting metal with picks and hammers
AND WE'RE BACK! THIS TIME WITH A MASSIVE +20 PLAYER GAME
Jesus loves me more than you
Hoi3 game when
Just finished watching the vods
vic 3 sucks
boen1
God, that last clip of the 200 english holding against 50k french... This has to be the biggest issue with the war balance, and that's saying something. A battle is decided in a week or two, but drags on for literal months because PDX fucked up the combat width calcs. There's probably only like 300 of those french engaged at the english at any given time, it seriously seems that bad.
In one instance I attacked a British island that had only 1k troops with my 30k. I had worse tech (I think it was skirmish vs. trench) but still it's just 1k. Their troop count went down to like 70 soldiers (took like a month). I had about 20k men still. And then for some magical fucking reason their troop count is just stuck at 70 while I keep losing troops in the battle. I actually lost that battle to those 70 vibranium-powered British space marines facing down my puny 20k army.
@@aca347 Seems like the Adeptus Custodes enters your battle xD
@@aca347 pretty sure this was fixed in the most recent update
@@headof11 no... its still not
@@battleship6177 It is though? It was in the most recent patch notes, and I've not encountered the issue since.
"We have you surrounded!" "All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men." - The one British soldier, probably
"I want to destroy the french nation as a concept" Yep, that's going in the end of year compilation (also, as a british person, BASED)
As a German Person, BASIERT
0:34 "I have to survive 50 days here!" German Soldier ~ Peking, 1900
Thought Bo had bailed on Vicky honestly, a pleasant surprise
Well Swimmy did that's why they had to kick him
@@r.o.b8728 Wdym? is swimmy not in any videos anymore?
@@r.o.b8728 yeah whats up with swimmy
@@cock5268 he caused the game to desync and kept being annoying
@@Thursday7272 he was in the game for about 2-3 hours before getting kicked after he desynced the game on purpose
“France is my MORTAL enemy” Nice historical Germany roleplay
Ahh, I remember that French Invasion of England that ended in failure when a nameless grunt challenged the entire invading force to a year of arm wrestling contests. Supposedly.
Wasn't even a real soldier, probably just some guy sitting in a pub
@@likedebia4693 Indeed.
@@likedebia4693 Weakest Irish Loyalist
Not even 2 minutes in, and we've got a Chinese invasion of Prussia. Great war mechanics, 10/10
Oh no, the AI isn't shitty like in HoI4 that I exploit it infinitely and it don't bite back, now the AI will fuck me up if I commit a gross mistake like not protecting my homelands and I don't like it, 0/10 war mechanics
@@grudgebearer1404 I have two sides, both of them hate paradox AI.
@@grudgebearer1404 you can’t seriously be defending such dogshit balancing
@@grudgebearer1404 mostly just find it funny that Chinese fleet somehow arrived to Prussia without knowing world geography, and Denmark was like "Sure, go ahead and pass thru our straits". I mean, it would make more sense if they weren't able to navaly invade like that.
@@grudgebearer1404 The actual cope from Vicky 3 defenders is pure hilarious
French high command pov: "sir we can not win a battle in England against one British solider" The French leader:" Don't we outnumber them more then 1000x" The general: "yes we do" The French leader:" then how are we loosing?" The general:" It seems our soliders have a skill issue sir"
Shoutout to Lowie never being able to simply pausing the game.
“Maybe you’ll come back in WW1 France, I don’t know, maybe. But you’ve gotta invest a little bit into that military if you know what I’m saying.” - Germany to France, 1871
The Frogs did not listen.
@@johnnotrealname8168 well they did because they won the first world war you dribbling sod
@@redlighter516 They almost mutinied over the @#£%ty state of the military.
@@johnnotrealname8168 well the Germans had French troops in Berlin so...
@@redlighter516 I do not understand your point, they did not invest and so lost thousands. They were stupid. France won through good alliances.
"I want to destroy the French nation as a concept, that is my goal this game" -Otto Von Bismarck, 1875
That's a vic 3 moment, where China teleports half way across the world to Naval invade Prussia lmfao
After watching Rambo hold Downing St. against an entire army, I think I'll wait a few more patches before I get Vicky 3.
"i let you take Belgium" being his argument for helping Netherlands is litterally what Napoleon III said after The Brothers war. "I didn't interfere when you fought Austria-Hungary, that makes my an ally, and i expect to be compensated" He is better at RPing France than he realizes
Dude at 0:30 when he’s talking about his troop his china and how they are outnumbered and need to make it 50 more days, that just reminded me of the real historical event know as the “Siege of Peking” or “55 days at Peking”.
"I want to destroy the french nation as a concept" Bo RPing as real Germany lmao
7:30 German larp intensifies
Remember that last man who held Prague, well this was his English Ancestor. This was such a damn good episode. Every moment was perfect, thanks for an amazing Easter present, Bo.
*descendent
I love how Bo put a little note about why he didn’t do steal building and then went on a rant about how he must destroy the French people
7:30 He gets my vote.
"We don't NEED an economy!" Is something I did not expect to hear from Boe so soon but hey I ain't complaining!
All resources being poured directly into the rage machine
0:38 "Im jahre 1900, da rief der trommelklang. Die welt nach Peking, 55 tage lang" How does Bo find ways to reference historical events so often in his scripts?
Honestly, they need to add some kind of a "naval range mechanic". It is just so stupid that nations can mount naval invasions 10000 kilometers away from their nearest naval base.
Ok here is an idea. You can only declare adjacent interests you only naval superpowers can invade on the other side of the world
watching China and Prussia teleport troops around reminds me why I don't play Vicy 3
Literally. I thought PDX had hit rock bottom with Imperator but seems like they don't have a bottom anymore, they are a sinking ship in an infinite ocean
@@Kepps-ff3rg You forgot ck3 in the middle
@@r.o.b8728 Another boring mess of a game, not as bad as Vicky 3 and Imperator tho
@@r.o.b8728 Ck3 took a while for modders to make enjoyable.
@@Kepps-ff3rg Imperator and Victoria 3 were/still are appalling, fool I am I bought them anyway
I like how war makes no sense in this game to neither the players or the AI.
So 6 months in and war is not even a little bit less broken. GG Paradox
We need to make him do rants more so we can get an extra minute per video.
1:00 Vicy 3 war moment
Bo just had an austrian painter moment at 7:20
Why does everyone in these videos decide to rp Napoleon when they play France?
For some reason France in Vicky 3 is really strong (high population/popgrowth, good numbers across the board, and small territories all around the world for high flexibility) as opposed to Vicky 2 where it's just a wet cardboard box waiting to get crushed by Germany and it's 12 bajilion modifiers. Historically France was politically unstable and for some reason did not really have a demographic transition (the lapse of time before diminishing natality catches up to falling mortality, responsible for a large increase in a given population) meaning it's relative power fell dramatically compared to it's previous existence as the country that could fight coalition after coalition (even as a kingdom). Probably the parts that should be implemented, as in make governing a house of cards and give some "historical" diminished pop growth modifier.
Because Napoleon was based
@@scorpixel1866 yeah, but PDX is opposed to implementing cheesy, gamey shit like that. They'd have to actually model the forces that reduced French population growth which, unfortunately, aren't fully understood yet, despite a century's worth of theories.
@@scorpixel1866 France did have a demograohic transition, just very early. That's why it was so dominant during napoleonic era. However when all the boys born die in war, that really fucks your demography.
Victoria 3 is a flawless and fun game where your diplomacy skills can turn the tide of war!
congrats on making vic 3 mp look fun
7:22 Every Germany in kaiserreich be Like:
6:57 - 8:00 possibly the most based minute of any Vicky video ever.
Kat is dunking on college. Meanwhile the British colonies are just eating rocks. My cpu is trying to kill itself, Bloxer lost half his nation and I can’t even remember what the Raj did.
The Swigma male annexing Poland immediately FUCKING ALPHA
"Gods I hate Gauls. My grandfather hated them too, even before they put out his eyes. Did you think I'd be out here on the frontier without good reason?" -Bo
Bo's gaslighting is crazy lmao. France literally wins every defensive wars and take reps, tries to avenge himself by pulling a couple offensive wars "France you're the aggressor"
I actually thought there wouldn't be any more Victoria 3-videos. So this is a great pleasure!
I actually thought there wouldn't be any more Victoria 3-videos. So this is a great disappointment!
@@Lord_Lambert My brother in Imperator appreciation, is this really necessary?
@@HerodotusVon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm sick with covid and all out of fucks to give PDX. They made a shit game and they ain't paying me to lie about that :P
@@Lord_Lambert victoria 3 is great for mp what are you on about?
@@Lord_Lambert of course it's an anbennar player saying this, shit taste
The unhinged speech part way into the video is currently my favorite Bokoen1 moment. The entire speech better make it onto the 2023 video.
It is *shocking* based on the intro that this wasn’t a Swimmy France.
Swimmy wouldn't have had a Spanish ally. They would be a puppet at best.
This is what happens when we get a video over 10mins the chat bubbles start going faster than the person saying them
That one mad english man holding Out against 50'000 french for over a week is based
Great video Bo! I'm surprised you got multiplayer to work
I was sure Swimmy would be playing France.
Gotta love some bokoen on a shit day, thanks man!
that one Brit must've posted up on a hill with hundreds of loaded rifles at the ready, picking up one, fire, toss, repeat
That one Division holding the French Army: "LONDON FELL BEFORE WE DID!"
we need a part 2 for this
Paradox coming in with the cash for another playthrough I see
Bo: gets beaten in a war Bo: "Time to destroy a nation"
The ghost of King Arthur was holding London that day.
Amazing how their newly thought out combat and war system is completely broken.
So glad this is back
the pure anger in this game from both sides was a great watch
6:58 Kaiser Wilhelm 1st explaining why he isn't focusing on construction (September 10, 1875)
We need more of these
What mods do y'all play with? I'd love to give them a try
That one soldier defending London was just sitting in Big Ben firing HE rounds at French columns trying to cross bridges
I picture the 50k vs. 1 battle is just a fucking Moleman where the French are desperately trying to find him.
virgin Poland: Outnumbered 50 to 1 Giga Chad Ingeland brexit geza: outnumbered 1000 to 1
That battle between the British civilians and the French legions was like the end of Return of the King when Aragorn, Gandalf, and the rest of the Rohan and Gondor armies just charge out to meet the 50 million orcs outside of the Black Gate. I just imagine some kind of Stalingrad levels of street-to-street fighting between the civilians armed with requisitioned Brunswick rifles from 1836 they found in an armory and the French are just being mentally dominated so badly they just gave up.
This was fun. How that War of the Spanish Succession style coalition, literally even Portugal switching, succeeded for that long is baffling.
I literally do not care that the game is broken Vicky content is the best BCU content
Bo's France killing rant is peak LARP
That one guy defending Gregg’s did a great job.
I was very surprised to see it was College getting dogpiled as France instead of Swimmy. Probably explains why France was at all competent this game.
I’ve been wanting this so much
The urge to say were so back 10 minutes after saying it’s so over
Caught some of this on stream. Was amusing with the Chinese counter attack
at 7:00 Bo really channeled his inner German imperialist
That one UK Soldier holding off the French at Stanford Bridge like the Viking
That lone British soldier is like that Viking berserker that held that bridge in 1066
Love the Vicky MPs from you guys
That one guy holding off a MASSIVE offensive from the French must be Adrian Carton de Wiart. There's no other explanation
Everyone else playing Vic3: mmm stil kunstruktion mmm ekunumee Bo playing Vic3: *I WANT TO DESTROY THE FRENCH NATION AS A CONCEPT*
The royal guards are just too damn strong and fueled by anti French sentiment to surrender, literally decided to imitate the Spartans.
The war system in this game makes me unreasonably upset
Finally more Victoria.. godbless you!
Bo leaking the script at min 8 smh
It amazes me how Paradox managed to make vic3 look worse than vic2
Literally napoleonic wars
"UK and France had a lot of wars." Europe returning to default settings, nature is healing.
Most interesting alternative history I have seen in a while. The Anglo-German brotherhood. And the Evil French Alliance
At the end there. Looks like Chuck Norris decided to fight some Frenchmen while he was on his Holiday to meet the Queen. Possibly he was going to sire some kickass princesses to end the Rule of Kings in Europe. Unfortunate he got distracted.
never thought i'd see another vic3 video
Bo fully cosplaying Blood and Iron Old German, and we respect it. I thought that was Bismarck himself for a second.
That lone British Soldier must have been a time traveler with futuristic weaponry