Nissan GT-R Vs Michelle Jenneke | Top Gear Festival Sydney
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Which is faster - a Nissan GT-R or an Australian hurdler? Jeremy attempts to find the answer...
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"But I'm not a gentleman." *accidentally hits her while reversing*
*_Accidently_*
“ACCIDENTALLY”
Accidentally
ACCIDENTISM
sarbull r/madlads
“The winner is the least run over” Her: Visible concern
confusion
@@paulpv7 no no, she completely understood that by his meaning she'd get runover, and that's concerning
If Clarkson was behind the wheel, I'd be concerned too.
@@Xanatos712 at least it wasn't Hammond.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 If it was Hammond they'd have fire crews waiting
She wasn’t warming up she was also setting up her launch control 🤣
Lmbo
Lmbo
@@jab2ez What means Lmbo ? Leveraged Management Buy-Out ? I'm not english
@@triplem1812 Laughing my butt off. It is the tame version of Lmao.
She setup my launch control..
i was expecting for it to be a gag where the GTR ran out of gas midway and then jeremy got out and ran as fast as he could
This should be added in the new grand tour season
That would be hilarious!
I need to see that gag!
Oh theres definitely going to be some gagging that's for sure
now, That instead would be really awesome.
Now the real question: Which one costs more to ride?
Are they actually both buyable? I coul imagine the Nissan beeing sold out...
Johntra Volta sorry but i had to
the woman ofc...once youre in the contract (Marriage) and wanna return it she usually get 50% of all you had....a GTR not
@@glamglem1227 no its funny
You can ride one of them for life
I've never read the word Australia so many times.
haha same
Here's another. Australia.
Now I understand 👌
LOL
ohh no
I had a football coach in the 70s that held records for speed in his college yrs. He would bet some jock who had a hopped up muscle car to a race. 50 yards. Always $20, that was decent cash in the 70s. He padded his wallet fast. While they were trying to get off the line without losing traction he was already finished. I saw this A LOT of times.
This is why i love top gear, they give the answer to the question no one asks...
I'll take home whoever loses.
i see this as an absolute win
@@oniyous2619 hey you dont have to take 1st place in order to win sometimes.
Win-win situation, if you get the car you can get more girls
If you get more girls you get less cars.
Its a win win either way
Me: She's hot Them: The car or the girl? Me: Yes
Perfectxxx
Me, an intellectual: the weather
@@litete2512 ahahaha
Thousand like
@@litete2512 lol
She's a great sport, and she makes EVERYTHING she does look like she's having a great time. Gorgeous lady, and smart, too.
He was definitely trying to get a hug and striked out big time.🤣🤣🤣🤣
😄😄😄
Idk she did get in the car at the end sooo
He's not young like he used to be:(
Girl maintenance is far more expensive than gtr
i should had brought a nissan GTR instead of a woman
Only if you have nothing else to satisfy her with, besides money.
@@michael2305 Well we don't buy cars to fuck them
@@installshieldwizard3017 I'd fuck a miata
@Guanglai Kangyi Age 15 - girls are useless. That's precious. You're definitely 15. Lol, that girl beats that car hands down.
So apparently there was a gtr in the video... I can't believe I missed it
So apparently there was a girl in the video... I can't believe I missed it.
😅😂
So you immediately skipped to 0:56
XD
So... you just saw the word "Australia" the whole time?
And the winner will be the one that’s the least ran over…😂🤣 She might have lost the race but she won the beauty contest! 😂
GT-R is more beautiful
@@NixonsHead 😂🤣
@@NixonsHead both are gorgeous
she's been ran through more times than a turnstile at a concert
Wow. she actually kept up with the car for a few seconds from the starting line. Pretty good.
No turbo lag for humans
Im seeing Australia bouncing
I'm dead
🤣🤣
Agent Smith, yeah see i was born in 2005, so i have never experienced an earthquake here. i know they happen, but it is very unlikely as we are in the centre of our tectonic plate, which is why it has been since ‘89 that we last had one
i kinda wanna feel this Australia
Australia isn’t real
50% comments: Car? What car? 50% comments: Girl? What girl?
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
I'm inevitable
And I...... Am Iron man
*Snaps*
Army begins to dust
Love at 0:09 he says women and the crowd goes "hahahaha"
Women☕
Women ☕
Women ☕
Women ☕️
Women☕
Had an intelligent donkey relative stop to talk when I was out running. I challenged him to a race to the next utility pole. Blew his doors off. Best race I ever had.
2:59 That was his plan all along?? This guy's genius, its almost frightening
@Federal Bureau of Investigation what are you doing fbi? she is 17!!!
@@zukadacoolestgames5087 they do not have the power in other countries, so they decided to praise him instead
@@zukadacoolestgames5087 perfectly legal here in the UK
@@zukadacoolestgames5087 maybe 10 years ago she was
@@zukadacoolestgames5087 Oh no!! Anyway
Next: A kid on a trycicle VS NASA space shuttle
omg lmao
I'm betting my money on the kid
They might have, if NASA hadn't retired the shuttle in 2011. An Apollo guy such as yourself should have known that.
@@daymin4596 what is a "joke"?
@@daymin4596 r/woooosh (this is getting meta)
"hmm whys this the most viewed (short) top gear clip on youtube?" "oh thats why"
it is....a nice warmup routine tho...
I seriously was expecting the car to turn around. Reverse seems cheating.
Agreed, I was expecting a slick 180 drift.
it may be a safety thing. if the car whipped around when the women was also at the 50 meter line, it could get pretty close to her. Obviously a good driver would be fine but it's a higher risk than simply going in a straight line.
@@SirMangler I was concerned about the horrible potential for a close call or worse until Clarkson said he would use reverse. Of course, the producers were ahead of me on safety.
it's probs a bit slower in reverse aswell
yes
Nissan GTR vs A woman 15M Men: *interesting...*
14M peo... No 14M men interesting.
mecyjecy No 14M men... no 14m HORNY men interesting.
Men's love gtr....
For the GT R 👌
I'm a man
Forget the warm-up routine. I just realized that I and everyone I've ever known have been saying 'Nissan' wrong my entire life.
Yes. The answer is, yes!
As a great American once said, She knows exactly what she's doing.
BryceAWD its her choice
AB failed the vibe check
@Hahaha lmao You know it.
@@abhishekb6882 I don't understand.
North American?
1980: I bet they'll be flying cars in the future 2019: *Dishwasher vs Car*
That's kinda sexist though
Well, in the 20th century women were Seen like that, „the good old days.....“
@@user-uq3um5nq7d issa joke
Love Elmo this was in 2014
This girl is talented!!! And probably could hire you to do her dishes. Me I would do her dishes for free!!!
Two beauties racing each other, love it!
Oh, the car is pretty nice too ;D
Ive got to say, for "bang for buck" the Nissan GTR has always been one of the first cars to come to mind. I hear they handle incredibly well, and seeing their accelaration and launch is awesome. It would be weird driving on the other side of the car tho... j.s.
I was expecting the whole thing to be a gag where the race starts and the car just slowly follows the girl for Jeremy to watch her run.
that would've been funnier indeed
Yea much better !!!!
Maybe in the early 2000s
I'm glad they did an actual race.
I also thought it would be a joke where the car just stands there while she runs because a car alone can't win a race against a human - you also need a driver. Yeah, I'm fun at parties - at least the ones in my head, which are the only ones I'm occasionaly invited to.
When you accidentally set the difficulty to "Expert"
Bird Man?
GuardGolem No
Ye living on recruit is too ez
daddy i love how i know exactly what yall are talking about 😂
He did this exact race in Newcastle Upon Tyne, and the runner, she actually won.
Im just happy that at 40 i could still keep up with her for a little while that is... and thoroughly enjoy being in second place!
Once she started dancing the race was irrelevant.. she wins hands down
Darren facts
🤣🤣💯👌
You mean as she started her engine. But yes - instant win!
Nope
Until she lost to that magnificent machine.
Why is he using a hamster as a microphone?
You mean Hammond ?
😂
😂😂😂
Naughtystimpy best comment omg 😂
@@Dghack clarkson
Damn she was still super fast in comparison 👏👏👏
Such a nice video. Totally love it
If Jeremy did set that race up just to see her warmup routine, all I can say is well played, good sir!
I would be called a pervert if I set something like that up...
@@Golfnut_2099 Well, your name is golf nut.
great profile picture lol
No doubt he did
Jeremy is a city boy XD
Imagine the back lash on referring someone to a ‘Dump truck in leggings’ on tv now days.
They’d be crying all over the Internet, asking for apologies/bans and claiming this is the problem with the whole world nowadays.
@@abdulgaffarsullia5473 I too love making up imaginary scenarios in my head with things that won't happen.
@iif its who you ask. Facebook or those sorts of social media. Yes 4chan or other random places. No, they don't give a shit about other people. Why? The on is private the other is not
Jeremy also got backlash for shit he said he just didn't care and most people didn't care either
This is australia. No one would care
02:03-02:10 ... Um.... I can repeat this forever 😆😆..
Simp
This is for sure the best way to test how fast that car is.
The real question is which one is more expensive
The man
@@motefakingreal wat?
🤤
The woman
If you buy the car you'll get the other item free.
me: man i gotta sleep more youtube: car vs woman me: _hmmmmm yes, interesting._
Hmmm yes... car...
Hmm yes *Bouncing Australia*
In my head i read the hmmm yes, interesting as Jeremy Clarkson
Yh
Exactly me 😂😂
yes... yes we will know !! of course he did !!!
Next McLaren vs drunk man😂😂😂
James: Did jeremy made this pointless race just so he can see the warm up routine from michelle we'll never know
We can assume so though
@@supraforyears89 To be honest me too bro
The answer is yes, yes he did
Hayır
No, it was all for the cringy hug attempt at the end.
He just wanted that hug so bad 2:48 😂😂
Who wouldn't lol
He would have never washed his shirt. But she was aware of his intentions
I knew I wasn’t the only one seeing him strugglin that hard to get a hug 😂😂😂
Wasn’t a hug it’s a gesture
T-posing with a subsequent L on the forehead to completely dominate & crush the opponent's spirit
Jeremy is a true man of culture. Kudos, good sir!
Absolutely brilliant! 💫
"A massive dump truck in leggings" I'm dying 🤣
Imagine saying that now or even tweeting that.
I mean they still got a dump truck in skin-tight shorts
@@battison.1010 all the 14 year olds Emily will definitely try to cancel him
Instead they got a massive dump truck in jeans 👴🏻
@@michaelnajoan5104 and all of us who are mature adults
Was going to make a "damn so fine and the girl is nice too" joke, but I can't. Girl is too hot. She wins.
simp
The woman's OK too
xem1d ok boomer
@@AmnesiaForever no u
You be simpin
I thought it was going to be a bracket race. That would have been interesting!
That warm up routine is the winner😂
Michelle Jenneke for anyone wanting to research for science
Thanks, women science is amazing!
Christopher Nasseri nah i'm good. I got photographic memory.
would love to probe for science lol
Christopher Nasseri i owe you my soul
Michelle jenneke
I never realized Australia is that big, l can't take my eyes off it.
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
B00b joke
Same
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
Goddamn this vid made me so horny
I'm sorry, what race are you guys talking about... Me: watching the warmup routine
Her warm up was pleasing to watch 🥸🤓😎
Next up on Top Gear: we have a quadriplegic VS A Japanese Bullet Train. WHO WILL WIN???
If the quadriplegic falls down, he actually has a very great acceleration.
Hahahahahaha
Is this a j- You know what, nevermind.
Steven Hawking’s ghost in a math race against a train?
Rip SH
"I could just sit here and watch this" Everybody...thats why I clicked
It is
I’m not mad at this at all. Absolutely brilliant.
We all knew how this would turn out, and yet, we still watched it.
_"The question is, did Jeremy organise that rather pointless race just so he could see Michelle's warm-up routine?"_ *ILLUMINATI MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
And to watch that ass run back when he was in reverse. Pure genius. Lol
Definitely understandable
No doubt he did
@@Josh-fj9hi MAYBE WHO KNOWS
Vsauce intro intensifies
2:06 he's triggered by the bum 2:48 he wanted to hug her 2:49 she bent down 2:50 he lost it all
2:59 still gets her in the car though cos he's driving a gtr
😂😂😂 lost it all
SYED RAIHAN she thick
barstard played it off slick. .. recjected hugs so much he mastered the art in illusion. 100
@@thelolmaster1997 massive difference between getting a hug and getting her to sit 10 inches apart in a car
make senses when u say about the warm-up routine 😂
This would be the talk of the century if it was uploaded on 1st April
0:41 : when you not having any relationship for 20 years straight
so basically since i was born
"Now We Gonna Need A Woman" Lol am 19 hopefully few months later that statement to me will be true 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@1900s_forreal So in a few months you're planning on still needing a woman ?
@@billboardbraggins1443 According To The Main Comment from Dante, Well Probably! Lol 😂 😂 😂
that "AUSTRALIA" writing on her shirt is so interesting i cant take my eyes off it...
Yes indeed. Very nice font 😂
because you love australia
lol
SIMP
yes yes I'm a proud australian its quite nice to read it on her shirt
I can imagine Jeremy shouting "POWERRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
Ella es muy linda, alegre y, esforzada. Muy bella deportista.
‘Car vs woman’ Was expecting the GTR to run her over
Lol
She is lucky that wasn‘t a mustang
@@antonzinn2293 Bestiality. I don't know but that's what happens in a Woman vs Mustang situation.
Yeah come on
Yeah i was kinda let down smh..
He literally had to organize an entire event just so he could get laid
TheVoice OfTruth, wait... so HE could get laid? does this mean he was the one getting done from behind?
@@baileysmith4744 yawza
Genius!
I thought it'll be a drag race
lmao you think she let him hit ? yeah right she didn't even want to hug him there at the end im surprised no1 else mentioned it lol
No going mention the Boss move he pulled at 2:58 with the back end coming out a bit to impress the runner.
id organize that race to see the warm up routine.. 300%
all i see is "AUSTRALIA" 😊
Nothing is more australlian than this video and that shirt
Those wanker spelled it wrong, it's actually straya mate!
BOOBS
Surely you mean to say Austria.
Woah! Australia is bouncy.
"No, I didn't watch most of that video on 0.25 speed."
😂😂😂
Now that is an idea!
Ahahaha writing this comment with left hand only
@@firsfnamelastname8490 😳
@@beardieboi420productions he's holding the Holy Bible in the other you unholy heretic!
Last line was just like, baaaaaam🤣🤣🤣
The warm up routine was totally worth it
So . . . Where's the 10 hour video of "the warm up routine" then?
Someone should make one
If you ask me a 10 hour version of her being introduced would be much more satisfying
@Hits509 • hahahahahahaha
@Hits509 • ewwww.
@Hits509 • i hope you wind up task in 3.5 mints as well... Check this out kzhead.info/sun/m62MdpWXgZyOppE/bejne.html
"we'll never know" except we all definitely know! 😂
I read the comments until I found what I was looking for. I knew somebody beat me to it.
what you did not notice is that he internationally avoided hugging her to avoid embarrassment.
I know he said he's not a gentleman, but I am, and "ladies first" in my book!😊 Michelle is SUCH a cutie and a great sport! Nice work, Champion!!😎👍
0:55 oh i see...
Lmao
LoL
Boing
lol
*Bounce
Who would win? A powerful monster that will eat your money or the gtr
date a woman that isnt broke then
@@metroboomin3990 Good luck finding one at all,especially with that pfp.
@@EbolaSquirrel yeah im sure your profile pic gets all the ladies
Chef Boyardee what actually is your pfp lol
@@deadnan5224 looks like an old aviator helmet though I could be entirely wrong.
I think athlete runners win the initial 10ft, due to a faster takeoff, not sure. I know when I used to bicycle a lot, I could out accelerate typical cars from the stop light. I would be half way across intersection before they caught up.
Jeremy also wanted to hug her, just she didn't get along. 😂
Usain Bolt or it didn't happen.
Soluchi {Michael Jackson Lookalike, Dancer, VFX} aa
usain bolt is no woman......
he said or it didnt happen
it's gotta be black on black
Boosnarfus batman?
Jeremy looks pregnant in this vid
lol
he pregnant with kid fool
+Doge Dont Care HE HAD TWINS AT THE TIME
+Doge Dont Care Two words. Michelle Jenniker.
+spudnic88 xjjxiiri
The GRT reverses faster than my car going forward 😅
The absolute definition of bringing a knife to a gunfight...
can we talk about how the editors gave us a slow mo at the end yall the real mvps
2:49 he wants a hug didn't he
shit lol
Feel sorry for him
China man
@@Leaf8823 wut?
Oh..haha...yeah he does
All about that warm up
I'm waiting for the sequel, baby vs stealth jet
She had better launch control tho'
But she doesn't have a seat or a trunk by default!
GGTM LP's She doesn't need a seat and she has plenty of junk in the trunk. I'll be her seat!
V1ralB1ack Isn't "Junk in the trunk" a guy thing?
Asa Holmes Maybe. Girls might want a guy with junk in the trunk too. All I know is she's got plenty of junk in the trunk.
V1ralB1ack That's not what I meant. I thought "Junk" references dick and balls. Not female funny parts.
0:56 Damnn!! Those are faster than the GTR
She *Did* start faster than the GTR funny enough.
暁Ichimatsu暁 you didnt get the *JOKE*
暁Ichimatsu暁 he startel off slow
You guys didnt get the joke smh
Start is faster than Car
My god, she's physically beautiful! And for those talking about that girl, at 2:49 you can see that she doesn't want anything from that hug attempt, lol.
"Massive dump truck in leggings." LMAOOOOOOO