Meanwhile... The world reacted with envy when actress Cara Delevingne revealed her home's built-in vagina tunnel to Architectural Digest. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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That unscripted "I just caught a glimpse of it" reaction pretty much made the show tonight. 🤣
@@rplatt9829 Not until you pointed it out. Subtle.... haha
@@rplatt9829 I thought it was more like...erm... Monica's 7 areas, just more focused. Especially at the end 😳🔥🤷🏿♀️
Not sure what set him off... Can't quite put my finger on it ;-)
That woman is insane. We need to tax the rich.
His face is glowing red! Love it!
Stephen being "caught off guard" made the whole show! 😂🤣😭
I swear.... Stephen Colbert had a hugely positive impact on my mental health during lock down and the worst of the pandemic.
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🤣🤣🤣 The surprise on Stephen face about the tunnel 🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone else still catch themselves saying "Quarantinewhile" and then thinking "Oh, yeah"?
I've only had one dose so far and might not get second until August. Canada is a bit slow still to get out of quarantine.
no, but every time they say meanwhile i get that 90s song "in the meantime" stuck in my head
Yep me too
All the time. I miss the 2-4 people audience....we didn't have to wait for the "polite clapping at jokes that didn't hit" to stop. I loved the closet/home office sets.
You got me there, Wendy!
Ryan George: “Oh… going through a V-tunnel is TIGHT!”
Perhaps, but it’s also super-easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@uptown3636 Wow wo wow, wow
Finding a Ryan George pitch-meeting comment in Stephen Colbert is TIGHT
Ryan George is TIGHT!
It's easy.... barely an inconvenience
This new Narnia adaptation is pretty weird.
LMAOOOOOO
The first book was originally going to be called "The Labia, The Witch & The Wardrobe", but the publisher rejected it on the grounds that they were British.
Hmm, it's supposed to a Christian parable, but I guess they gave up on the Virgin birth thing. That vagina tunnel has clearly been used.
NOOOOOOOOO! 😂🤣😭
They're not "closeted gays"... they're "vagina tunnel-visioned lesbians"
LMAO Stephen tapping a cross on his desk after catching a glimpse of said vagina tunnel was priceless.
So next time my socks go missing in the dryer, I know where to look...
Haha
LOL!!
Best comment
You can find them in the "HoseZone". ಠ_ಠ
Grimmalkin61 ---- Socks that disappear from the dryer get sucked into a vortex of the time space continuum and reappear in the closet as extra wire hangers.
Secretary Pete’s face: “I’m on after the vagina tunnel? WTF?” 😂
Yes, how was he supposed to follow *that*?
@@cathieludemann5879 no worry tho cause those never distracted him anyways
I love how Stephen just rolls with his mistakes. That's the mark of a good comedian.
If you'd ever like to show us around your tunnels, Stephen, we'd love to have a look.
Hahaha! I was sure you were a joker who created a persona just to make this comment. But it's even better that it's really AD. I was an interior designer in the seventies/eighties. All I can say is, I'm glad I retired at fifty.
This is amazing 😁
I think he's saving his televised colonoscopy for "sweeps week".
Stephen now has 2 weeks to construct within his home a whimsical “poop chute,” into which his family can toss dirty clothes... and which leads to their actual washing machine.
wouldn't the male equivalent be a penis tower? I'm curious to see this!
I'm more concerned that taking Cara's route in reverse implies that all her lost socks are being 'born again' somewhere...
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And are they wet or dry on arrival?
Lmao! So true. Don't you mean "sock" They never come out in pairs! Lol
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I'm kind of surprised CBS didn't make them blur that out.
After 9 pm, so I GUESS it's safe?
NEWSFLASH
It's just a kitty cat
Yeah! That mini fridge looked really offensive!
@@tats_sacs pro gamer moment
That looks like the escape route of a particularly twisted female villain.... "Holy Labia Majora, Batman! It looks like a trap!" Batman: "Trust me, my young friend; it is......"
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😆 😆 😆
69 upvotes. Ha!
Or Ace& Gary!!!!!
According to DC Batman would never go down it.
Anyone else catch Stephen doing the sign of the cross on his papers when "catching a glimpse" of the vagina tunnel? Catholic through and through :)
i was looking for a comment from someone who noticed too! as someone who was raised Catholic, i immediately put it together what he was doing
"In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal."
"Jon, you and that band are the best antidepressant I know." HECK YES they are! well said Stephen. P.S. Jon Batiste's new album WE ARE is absolutely amazing
It is so GOOD! I downloaded it last week. When I start feeling down, I gotta hear some "Freedom"! Love the video to that song, pure joy!
I'm also here for his outfits - cuz that man knows how to dress!
@@carolmiller5713 Yes, he a beautiful dresser and must have an amazing tailor!
Facts! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
got it a few months ago- damn good
I can now recognize his producer Chris’ laugh anywhere! Lmao Stephen: “I caught a glance at the photo…”
Jon Batiste - "ya gotta feel good in this life - lets go!" how much do we love JB!?!?
To the Moon and back! I love seeing Jon and the whole, wonderful band all together on the same stage again. Beautiful!
Easier said than done
Yes
Mr. Batiste and his Stay Human bandmates do indeed help me stay human in the best ways, full of joy and swing.
Steve lucked out when he found him... Such a unique and beautiful soul...
His build ups before announcing “MEANWHILE” are a work of art
I, an overweight gay man, have finally found the solution to my weight loss woes. Just make the only route to the fridge through one of those tunnels.
If you discovered your orientation later in life, you could call it your Ex-Box Fridge.
🤣🤣 that would do it! Instant weight loss! Lol
@@nickwallette6201 👏👏👏That’s a good one! That would also work if you’re into women but you modeled the tunnel after an ex you regret being with. You take one look and think “Nope! Never again!”
The shit rich people do when they have too much time and money on their hands.
Just tax them.
You should watch the whole clip, her dungeon is even better... That said, it is kinda funny/sad that we find that weird but would shrug our shoulder at a room full of guns.
If I were rich, I'd spend money on absurd bullshit too.
idk... There's a lot more useless things the rich can do with their money than spend it on bizarre interior design. Like buying a few half million dollar sports cars that aren't even street legal? Or a fuckoff-huge boat that just sits at the dock 360 days of the year? In the grand scheme of things I rate this more as "endearingly eccentric" rather than "grotesque display of wealth" 🤷♂️
@@etherealicer nah I freak the fuck out if a room has that many guns
Peppermint Chavvie knobs had my Teaspray hitting the other side of the room, in tears now 😂😂😂
As a Brit, can confirm some of those snacks aren't actually real
That makes me sad.
Prove it
but that also means some of them are, and that's hilarious.
which ones? Only know of Jammie dodgers because of Dr Who.
Yet.
The “Meanwhile” Intro writers are brilliant!
The intros to the "Meanwhile" segments are as good as what follows!
I always slide the cursor over to >MEANWHILE
Wouldn't know, I stopped watching the intro over a year ago.
The turtles in the henhouse are as good as the swallows’.
@@diggygenetics8227 k
No. No, they're not.
😂😂Bed Bath and Bamboo😂😂 LMAO
6:00 In the words of Frasier “oh dear god”
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6:00 Stephen making the sign of the cross repeatedly is nice glimpse at real Stephen
If Paul Rudd didn’t age, how’s Kate Beckinsale? She’s a vampire for sure.
Lol no thts just surgery
@@jetfuelabuser01 Must be a damned good surgeon, then.
@@jetfuelabuser01 bold of you to assume she has it and he doesn't...
@@Palmieres I mean.. look at him and those who have definitely had plastic surgery. His face is as natural as they come. He won the gene lottery that's all.
Check out Rita Moreno. She's 91?
Ok, was just off to sleep, but how could I pass up "Meanwhile" with that headline....
The meanwhile setup bit is eternal
"Boning the finest news chickens" sounds like something you-know-who would brag about.
Voldemort?
See boning chicks sounds fun, but boning chickens? I'm not one to judge, but... eww.
yo mama
@@maskedmarvyl4774 😂😂😂😂that’s my first thought, I watched most of the harry potters today tho
Space cadet bone spurs?
Watching Stephen crack up, “I just caught a glimpse…..” NOW we know he’s back!!!!!! Great to see you laughing like that again!!!
6:25 His Catholicism is showing as he draws crosses on his desk with his finger. 😆
Yes, exhibitive coitus does present the hazard of performance anxiety hahaha
So she just... lets her dog in... A'ight.
sometimes, the dog needs to be convinced, which requires a jar of peanut butter
These are wrong on so many levels but just as funny...
The weird part was her emerging with a different dog than the one she entered with. I'm not kidding. Check out the original video on here :-O
I thought it was a cat and was going to make a "pussy inside another p***y" joke
@@irishemperor OK... Not even gonna ask how or why you know that... But will curse you for informing me and making me part of the cult.
This is best and funnest"Comments Section" I ever been on 🤣🤣🤣. Cara's vagina tunnel has made my life 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, I’m just glad it doesn’t lead to a padded cabinet containing a strap-on umbilical cord and a speaker system playing a looping track of heartbeats and muffled, indecipherable voice clips said in a warm, motherly tone. That said, the fact that it has a _piercing_ causes me to wonder if it’s modeled after a specific real one, which is it’s own dimension of unsettling.
I'm much more of a Playstation gal but the fact that Xbox took people meme-ing on their console design and actually made it into a product makes me respect them so much 🤣🤣
Imagine some poor grandma like "I got you that video game box you wanted for christmas sweetie". "GOD DAMNET GRANDMA THIS A FRIDGE".
You've seen, Playstation Girl on youtube guest starring Xbox girl yet? Angie Simms rocks.
I’m sure you can expect the PlayStation AirFryer announcement shortly
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@@nvader6 But it looks absolutely nothing like an air fryer so this joke makes no sense...
a word on those 'biological constraints'. what they're referring to is a small tag at the end of the DNA strand in each cell, known as an RNA telomere. These are essentially a 'tag' of material that tells the replication process to end here. As cells divide, the tag gets shorter, until it runs out and just keeps going. Your immune system i largely responsible for taking care of this. With the advent of CRiSPR- CAS9, we now have the tools to reverse that shortening, by reconstructing the telomere directly onto the DNA strand. What we're missing is the invention of a delivery mechanism that can get this into each of your cells, indivudually. there's only one system that does that [except for your eyes and a few other places]: your immune system. and it REALLY doesn't like foreign objects around them. TLDR: this study has the humongous flaw of not envisioning the last step in the process, which is probably what its financial backers were trying for in the first place.
Thank you for that one on behalf of good biology classes, med students as well as all scientists and science in general! Well said, too.
Exactly! And the real issue is that there IS an enzyme that re-lengthens those poly-adenosine tails after each round of mitosis - it is called telomerase. The problem is that we stop making it at puberty, and do not yet know how to restart production after that. But the more we learn about the epigenetic triggers for turning specific genes, or groups of genes, on and off, the more likely we are to break that constraint, which we have known about for 20 years, at least. The question is, should we......? Given increasing amounts of resources that would be allocated to immortal humans, I suspect not... Extending our lifespans indefinitely by removing the natural breakdown of the body would require massive shifts in how we approached population growth, resource management, and economic structures, and could well precipitate significant acceleration of various social and ecological collapses. Then again, maybe I have read too much dystopian sci-fi. 🙃
"RNA telomere"? - You were so close. The telomeric ends of our chromosomes is still DNA and not RNA. Thanks to how our chromosomes replicate, each replication causes the shortening of one strand of our chromosomes. No, there is no way to avoid it regardless of what investors have been told.
My only comment... One usually puts the TL:DR at the top. Who's reading the entire thesis just for the summary? People online are high. We just want the results. If you could animate them, then get a narrator that mispronounces words... that'd be super appreciated. Thanks.
Well...no not really. That wasn't the point of the study at all, merely to determine whether the aging trajectory is shared among many species, which closed the debate on whether environmental or biological factors ultimately control longevity, which up until now, hadn't been determined. The guardian title give click baity, but the study itself really wasn't meant to be like that ;)
Cherish this moment people, this is about as nude as its gets on CBS!
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Jon and "The Band" are the best antidepressant we all know. Side effects are wanted and needed and last after the music has stopped playing. F-R-E-E-D-O-M 🎼🎹🎷🎺
What happened to the guy with the Western hat? Is he out touring with a band now that Country music venue back open?
*HANG ON A SECOND* The dog came through the tunnel and changed from what looks like a Jack Russell (small dog) 05:47 into a Husky (medium-sized dog) 6:55, that's one magical Labia!
I was expecting to see Dr. Evil to pop out the other end!
Aren't they all, sir.
Yes, one usually expects things to have shrunk coming out of the dryer.
Meanwhile is the best segment ever on tv.
tv? what's that?
"Meanwhile" is the best segment! So well written and hilarious! Almost peed my pants, "Bed, Bath & Bamboo?! Thanks SC
I usually watch Meanwhile after the monologue. But sometimes, just sometimes, i like to watch it after a totaly unrelated video.
Quarentinewhile feels right
Man, I'd love to just hear that cover of Rubber-band Man. That thing sounded sweet.
And it looked like they had a blast playing it. #GoodEnergy
I had to go listen to the original after hearing that, I loved that song as a teen! So much fun to dance to.
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They were rockin man I wish I could hear the whole thing
Some people are just too into themselves
3:33 My eyes, they burn! The goggles, they do nothing!
When their mom wants them to move out but the only way to make them leave is to make their new home feel like their old home 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated 😂👍
Sticky Chavey knobs...?! You would need to be British... 😂😂
That list of 'British' confectionery was strewn with utter filth. And I LOVE it.
Meanwhile is great fun but Stephen's intro to it every time is just amazing writing and amazing performance. Top tier.
Did...did anyone else notice the dog that poked it's head out after her was NOT the same dog that went in with her?!
Came here to point that out!! I think they really buried the lead on that one. Who cares what it looks like?! It's a Dog Transmogrifier!!!
What? Your dog can't shapeshift? What good is dog that can't shapeshift?
"Sticky chavvy knob" means something other than what he thinks it means.
Oh, I’m fairly sure he knows what it means. 😂
I think the writer's enjoy using UK slang that CBS would censor if they knew what it meant. This isn't the first time!
That's what curtains are for.
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Euwwww.....yuk! 🤣
Chris's laughter is so recognizable 🤣😂😂😂
I dont think I've ever seen you at a lost for words. This is priceless!
Jon Batiste as antidepresant? I like it! What should we call it? Jo'loft? Prozactiste?
'Jon Batiste and Stay Happy', one assumes.
Steven was taping out the cross on his papers. Which he used to process(?) what to say next.
I don't know what I'd do without comedy these days.
Mayor/Secy. Pete is like "oh snap i have to follow THAT?!"
2:31 he has aged so beautifully
You heard it here.. he shucks and bones for us. For US.
A former president just boned for himself and got shucked for it...
Yup. When he said he boned chickens, I thought, good god man... wear a condom.
@@arnoldbailey7550 Indeed. That is how you get salmonella.
@@derekstein6193 lol. Yup, not doing that a third time.
The meanwhile monologues are absolutely one of my favorite parts of the show! 👌
Colbert is always the best when he goes off script. That's also why Corrections is the best part of Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Stephen, you never fail to make me laugh and laugh😂🤣 until my blues are all gone.
It’s pierced…. I just can’t get past this hilarious fact….
Oh for God's sake, it is 🙄
I think that giant pearl was meant to represent the clitoris.
@@krejados1 there is a gold chain.
@@mikehunt6107 🤣
@@mikehunt6107 Dare I ask? It's possibly referring to the crank call a bar owner receives "Is Mike Hunt there?"
I absolutely luv the moment Stephen loses his shit when he catches a glimpse of the vagina tunnel. Priceless!!! For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Colbert breaking character could be its own series lol
I'm surprised Colbert got away with this one, but funny.
I love learning about the parallel universe Britain which only exists on American TV.
Sounds interesting, doesn't it?
@@francescafrancesca3554 It's just a shame I'll never get to visit.
I'm curious about the parallel universe America which exists on British TV. I assume it consists of NYC, LA, and the surrounding areas connecting the two being Texas.
@@andrewjenkins9965 Thing is, British TV rarely takes place in America, because we get so much American TV. We don't seem to make any shows set there, because that's redundant. Some will visit, and more often than not it'll be Hollywood or Washington D.C.
So GREAT to see the band back together on Stage and jammin !!!!
I had to watch this again.... My family got mad at me for laughing too loud at 2:32 am on a Wednesday morning....this has made my day. Gonna watch it with coffee at 10am
*In David Attenborough's voice.* "And here, we see the female "bonkers girlus" retreating to her den. Note how she decorates it with bits of fluff, and other nesting materials. A safe space for her to rest, if a little bizzare. The wonders of nature." Also, Steven, you managed to name ALL those British junk foods, bang-on, well done mate! There was nothing fake in there at all. We're a weird nation. But even I'd not install a vagina-tunnel. Too weird for me. (Actually who cares it would be hilarious.)
I thought they were all fake, which is what other people are claiming too. So who's lying?
@@randomname4726 I was joking! 🤣 I'd say probably at least 75 to 90% of those are completely made up out of the writer's heads. Jamie Dodgers are real, not sure if they are in there.
In Richard Attenborough's voice, "Spared no expense"
At least our peppermint sticky knobs aren't full of corn syrup...
"boning the finest news chickens" 😂🤣 Yes, I know what "boning" means, it's still funny.
That was comedic GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU, Mr Colbert!!!!!!!!!
I want Jon’s wardrobe budget.
Oh...I’m from Mew Mexico. I can explain the dryer door. There is this art experiment museum thing in Santa Fe called Meow Meow, backed by the guy who wrote Game of Thrones. A dryer door takes you to...another dimension? So does a fridge...
Oh Annie, you mean Meow Wolf.
That was THE best Meanwhile opener ever! LOL
Wow!! Can just feel the happiness in their music.
More than the tunnel, I'm just wondering who the hell Cara Delevingne is
This is what the IMDB Website is for. Also, Wikipedia 🙄
Not much last I knew... Seems she only became pseudo-famous by becoming actress Kristen Stewarts 1st partner after she came out
@@cnett486 That is your problem. I have not hard about a lot of actors but I do not blame anyone for that.
@@jennifercordes2963 Frankly, I think she was mostly known for her role in the adaptation of the French Valerian graphic book series. The movie tanked but I do not think it was her fault.
@@arctic_haze I blame the actors themselves
How could you forget "Jammie Dodgers" shame, shame!!
You are right tho, JammiDodger is a great creator, super wholesome lad
Bow ties are cool
@@waytoobiased I love him
@@ProjectFlashlight612 ...transphobia is not
All these incredible Meanwhile/Quarantinewhile intros need to be made into short movies. I'd watch them all.
Colbert has the BEST late night band! 🎉
You fools. Everyone knows Paul Rudd is a Highlander.
They could have shown John Malkovich crawling out of the tunnel.
I would have laughed for an hour if they’d shown that.
I can't wait every time when the voice over says meanwhile. I love it
John and the band, I love and being back to Meanwhile !
So Microsoft listened to people comparing their latest Xbox model to a refrigerator, decided to take advantage of the memeing by making it a real thing, but they didn't announce it on April first? Come on Microsoft! You would've had a slam dunk!
They should concentrate on making their frigging console first. I still can't get one.
Better than the Nintendo butt plug.
I think it's a real product they are selling. If it was announced on April 1st, people would assume it was a joke.
The question is...... can I play skyrim on it? Lol
The only reason they made it was because of a Twitter battle of the brand's, they said if they won they'd make the fridge
is it bad that I miss this show without the audience
Nah I feel the same way. Maybe Steven thinks he has to try harder to please a full audience. I'm giving him a break though, since we all have to adjust back to our regular stations in life.
Part of me is just glad we got to go throughput it. I found it like a breath of fresh air, almost. the way the show was portrayed from the bathtub scene all the way on it was, intimate. But it was like putting a cheetah in a dog kennel. So we had to set them free and put them back in his natural environment. And man, look how fast he runs... 😏👍
Colbert has been a favorite of mine, and the only one in addition to Seth--the new shows certainly prove Colbert shines best with a live audience. WOW (again).
JB is awesome, heartwarming. hes so genuine and kindhearted. thanks for your music and generosity sir.
I miss Evie and prefer the pandemic version where we aren't waiting for the audience response to start / finish.
💯 I find “performer” Stephen cringy sometimes. Too David Letterman for me.
@@AThirstyPhilosopher - it's more relatable. When I get a joke right away and he's waiting on the audience to catch up....or I didn't find it all that amusing / didn't get it....I sometimes zone out or do my preteen eye rolling impression.
It amazes me how americans make up things that sound more british.. than ACTUAL BRITISH PEOPLE!
I would like to see the Late Show Band play the entire cut of that song that was the intro--that was GREAT.
Speaking of aging, I remember you (Stephen) playing a forger on Law & Order: Criminal Intent. I first became acquainted with you as a correspondent on The Daily Show. I watched The Colbert Report. Now, of course, The Late Show. Seeing you in that rerun gave me a kick, but also shows how long and hard you've worked to achieve a dream. Love Evie! When you first started broadcasting from home, I couldn't see how it could work. But it did. Great job to all. Thanks to your family for their patience. Keep up the good humor for us. We need you. Now, back to the video.