Pat McAfee EXPOSES Turtles As Racists With Some Exquisite Journalism
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This is PEAK NFL offseason chatter lol
Less interviews, more talk like this
My favorite time of the year on PMS... NFL off-season chatter 😂
"They were born in a different time"😂😂😂
That was brilliant 😂
That turtle has lived through every major war since World War 2 lol
"sorry, excuse me sir, tables right this way" 😂😂😂
THE funniest part
That had me 💀 😅
That killed me 😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂Boston Connor Is Fn Hilarious 😂
"That could be an extremist group of turtles."
"The Proud Turtles"
They were found outside an undisclosed government location
did this turtle fight for the confederacy lmao
Half of em work for the CIA though, so I think it's an inside job.
Lol some how this is white men's fault the patriarchy has crept into everything.
"He was born in a different time." Nick doesn't take a lot of shots, but when he does they are usually hilarious. 😂😂
He's so calculated has to be a 100% hit rate
10 mins on racist turtles 😂😂 this show can talk abot anything
It’s kinda better as an internet comedy show first I think. Good on them for taking a small comedic risk.
People are saying this is because it’s the off-season but if they found this out on a Monday in November they’d spend just as long on it😂
10 minutes on Racist Turtles? Improv? C'mon
“If i had to choose id choose a good straw over a sea turtle” - D But 2024 😂
And we wonder why the turtles are racist….
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124😂😂😂😂
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 💯
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124what if the turtles were racist first
"You can't go to school here!" 🤣
The funniest line right there lol
“Thanks for lining him up for me boys!” 🤣🤣🤣
This is why this show is the best. They won’t tell you this hard hitting information on the main stream sports shows
They will just tell you TikTok news from 2022 😂
“Pretty black and white” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"excuse me gentelman"...
This was LIVE on ESPN 😂😂😂😂😂
As a black man. This is, the greatest show on tv lol
💯. Best show
🤝🏾
“Tables right this way sir” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn “racist turtles” was not on my PMS bingo card
“It’s pretty black and white” LMFAOOOO
You should have more likes because that was funny right there!
The proud turtles 😭😭😭😭
I wish I could say it’s just one video taken out of context but there are dozens of videos showing turtles going out of their way to be racist 🤦🏾♂️
Nature knows best i guess?
@@PixxelBrosdon’t ruin the fun by having no social awareness man.
@@selfawarepotassium Fun is comedy. and thats what just happened. if comedy hurts your feelings then search deep inside yourself.
@@PixxelBroscomedy is subjective I guess
Dont turtles live to be like 120? They were born in a diff generation haha
“you can’t go to school here!”😂😂😂😂
Nick bringing some important perspective for these old turtles
This is very important. I’m glad they are shedding light on this subject. Turtles have been committing hate crimes in my town and terrorizing the public for decades. Thank you Pat!
Man, you know we're in the offseason because this was was 7 minutes into the show!
“I renounce my loyalty to sea turtles” as he looks at his shirt. Conner is the best. Long story short I had to fight off a sea turtle trying to have a little hooman tartar once
It’s so hilarious the turtles waddle slowly through the white shoes but the minute it sees black it goes speed racer😂😂
Its clearly the same turtle just stuck in his ways, hahahaha. I had seen the very first one before but I had no idea they ran him through so many different set ups lol... freaking hilarious.
“Tables right this way” 😂
Of course it would be the Patriots fan with a racist turtle shirt on.
God damn Anglo Saxon
8:32 Tortoises are exclusively land dwellers, while turtles spend most of their time in the water. o
“Actually trying to attack the shadow” -Tone
I have not laughed this much since Siciliano’s joke.
I thought this was the funniest bit since the Russel Wilson vortex football rant
The edibles were flowing today... This was share worthy. Nailed it!
The universal head nod followed by “that’s a great point” gets me every time😂🤣
Let’s remember that not all turtles are racist. The Ninja Turtles of New York are some of the best turtles you’ll ever meet.
Raphael is kind of a doucher.
There's good turtles on both sides.
@@davesullivan3421 facts brother. Our turtles here in Hawaii are big time celebs so we can’t even approach them. They have the law with them. 😂😂😂
Living in tunnels under new York? Sounds familiar ✡️
raphael is a right proper d-bag
This was some damn fine journalism boys
Dear lord, my side hurts. 😂🤣
Turtles and tortoises are not the same thing. They are similar though. Think alligator and crocodile
I love this show, the random, unhinged segments are always the best.
You can’t go to school here😂😂😂😂dawg this made my day forreal
this was an elite segment in the shows history
“Tables right this way” lmfaoo
“You can’t go to school here”😂😂😭😭
“You can’t go to school here” 😂😂😂😂
I never knew how much I needed to see Pat react to this until now 😭😂☠️
@7:09 “he thinks the whites are coming to watch him do his thing”😭😭🤣bro
This is hilarious😂😂😂 If this is the hard hitting journalism we can expect during the offseason, I'm here for it.
That turtle is the product of learned behavior. No bad turtles just bad owners.
The Proud Turtles 😂
Those damn turtles 🐢 need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
I’m dying this was hilarious 😂
Did they fight for the confederacy, too?! Lmao😂
hey they were fighting for states turtle rights! haha
The different time comment caught me off guard 🤣
snapping turtles are generally black and black on black.....nevermind....
It’s like this guy is trying to get the news media to leave!
“Boom.. you can’t go to school here “😂😂😂 Connor hilarious nd im black ash soo chill this peak comedy
That’s turtles are from a different time comment was gold
I was in tears watching this 😂😂😂😂 great work gentleman
Turtle 🐢 said you FREED THE WHAT!!?😂
You can’t go to school here is abnormally funny 😭
ESPN made the best decision when they got Pat and the crew
“Love WW2, we coming up on Dday” bruh how out of pocket is that 😂
I mean they're tortoises 🐢 😂
This was the hardest I have laughed in a long time
Could be undercovah FBI dressing up like turtles trying to frame them as racist.
he utilized his shell, lmao Pat u crack me TF up, makes me wish yall did another N64 Mario Kart commentary WHAD hilarious
Emmy. The boys actually did it. Absolute lock, if you can boldly call out an entire group of racists on live tv like that.
Turtles live in the water, tortoises live on land. Love this though cant stop laughing.
Are you watching this NFL? ESPN and Fox? this is what we want lol
Boston Connor’s narrating was hilarious lmao
Peak off season magic 😂
0:48 good job, you killed Pat. 😂😂
Those turtles were storming the capital
After seeing this last month, I should've known Pat and his crew was going to cover this 😩😂😭💀
The title on this video is amazing!! "Exquisite Journalism"
before the ban i took about 50$ and bought about 10 thousand plastic straws needless to say ive never used a paper straw in my life and still have about 9500 left
I’m in tears laughing 😂 everyone was peak comedy this day
It’s more of a formal name. That fkin killed me at the end lol
Racist turtles lololol 😂😂❤ hilarious dude. Put that on a t shirt 👕 😎 😂
Can we get more turtles to test this?!
the fact nobody knows the difference between a tortoise and a turtle 😂
Yooo this is the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣
Opened the video and thought, “how can this be 10 min long”. Watched it twice
The firing line 🤣🤣🤣
With how awkward turtles walk, you could easily build a turtle drone that you could walk right up to the enemy, let them walk up to it, watch them pick it up and take itBOOM!!!
Ok. The funniest thing I've ever seen on the Pat McAfee show. "It's pretty black and white" 🤣
This type of journalism is exactly why I watch the show
I hope this was on ESPN lol
Th reason Tortoises attack the color black and sometimes even brown. Is because darker shades triggers their fight or flight instinct. The reason for this is because well the things that hunt them are mostly Black in color. So they associate darker tones as potential threats and attack or retreat into their shell. Their primary predators are Crows, Ravens, Hawks, Rat Snakes, Indigo Snakes, Coyotes, and Foxes. Secondly the reason Tortoises attack darker colors is because unlike Turtles, who lay their eggs then leave for the ocean. Tortoises lay their eggs and then sit on them like birds to hatch and protect them. The biggest danger to their eggs, you guessed it are animals that happen to be dark or black in color. Mainly Indigo Snakes, Rat Snakes, and Skunks. Thirdly Tortoises typically live in the woods and they have pretty good color sight. So to them even their predators that aren't black. Appear to be dark shadowy figures then they get attacked. So it is in their nature to become defensive/offensive when faced with something "tall" and dark. That's why they don't attack black tape that is laying on the ground.
I started laughing before I even played the video. This is the best show ever.
that was a tortoise
Award winnning journalism
Tone Diggs " take your shirt off" 😂😂😂
They realize it is the same turtle in all the videos, right? lol funny at either way though
I fucken love this show lol 😆 😂 🤣
Maryland Terrapins should rename themselves to the Grand Wizards. Wait… WASHINGTON WIZARDS RIGHT NEXT TO MARYLAND
I'm crying of laughter rn😂😂
I’m just blown away with the different tests someone did laying out the shoes so many different ways
I needed this today, thanks, boys 😂
Turtle power now!!! Turtle power later!! Turtle power 4 eva!!! 🥷 🐢
My small town, every 4th of July, has a decorated turtle race.
....and most of the turtle handlers are white....
WHAAAAAT
This segment had me dying
The proud turtles lmao