Crackpot GOP Members Push For Seats On Pelosi's Jan. 6th Commission
Republicans Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz are said to be vying for spots on Speaker Pelosi's select committee to investigate the January 6th insurrection. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Every Republican who voted in favor of the Jan 6 Commission should be on the committee.
Totally agree
Except Stephanie Bice (OK), Carlos Gimenez (FL), Michael Guest (MS), Chris Jacobs (NY) and Tom Rice (SC), who all of them voted to reject the certification of the electoral votes on January 6th. They are "persons of interest" in the investigation.
@@ericvanhaeren9449 - did these people vote in favor of a Jan 6 commission? Did any republicans vote in favor?
@@TheSuzberry This was your claim, remember? In any case, 35 Republicans in the House and 6 in the Senate voted in favor of the Jan 6 commission.
Only 5 of them will do.
The ignorance is staggering. How do his supporters continue to deny the truth about this man? He even lost the Georgia Senate seats for them
It's a shame the disrespect Colbert & his liberal crowd show to President Trump for all he did for all of you. It's a shame the a$$ kissing to Sleepy Joe
@@victorarredondo304 Name one thing Trump did for you, and we'll compare notes on that.
@@nobodyknows3180 greatest economy ever, a great border, millions of jobs, etc
@@victorarredondo304 Respect is earned, not given, and neither Trump nor you deserve any.
@@victorarredondo304 Greatest economy ever was the one from the late 40's until the late 70's, you ignoramus! That's when there wasn't such a gap in wealth that has occurred the last forty years with twenty-four of them with Rethuglicons in the White House, who tanked the economy, like Bush 2 and Reagan did, and Trump would his willful negligence on Covid, causing unemplyment and an economy that tanked once again. Democrats have to come in and clean up the shit left on the floor by Rethuglicons, and with Trump, RethgulKKKons! The 40's to 70's was the greatest time for growth for the middle class. Whoever educated did a shitty job!
MGT - most hated woman in America. Well-earned Marge! Most hated man? Matt Giggity-Gaetz!
There does seem to be a lot of hate here in the comment section. It's sad don't you think?
McConnell, Trump, Graham, Cruz, Jordan etc. It's like they're competing for that title.
@@metalroofing6708 A natural response to those who oppress others for the simple “crime” of existing.
@@metalroofing6708 They reap what they sow.
@@Beegee1952 who is being oppressed by whom?
You don't invite perpetrators nor beneficiaries of a crime, TO THE INVESTIGATION OF THAT CRIME. The GOP can sit the commission out.
EXACTLY. Please let sanity & logic prevail & allow justice to have a chance of actually happening.
After voting against the Jan. 6th commission do they actually think they’ll get seats on it?
Oh please Speaker Pelosi. Don't let them be on it.
@@shirleyrombough8173 McCarthy’s picks are with Pelosi’s agreement. I’d bet Reps. Katko and Kinzinger will be on it
@@EdaugEthanbYT so far, it's Liz Cheney.
Five seats are Republicans. Two Republicans voted against the commission. You do the math.
@@timothyball3144 True but I was referring to the 5 worst of the worst: Paul Gosar, Matt Gaetz, MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Jim Jordan
republicans "WE DONT WANT A BIPARTISAN COMMISION" a few moments later @tm "WE WANT SEATS ON THE INVESTAGATORY COMMITEE"
Yeah, F them all!
Don't forget when they also decided they needed an investigation after voting against an investigation
Sod off.
If you can't stop the investigation, sabotage it from within.
@@rhiannonrede NO U
The ones who voted against the committee now want to be on it?!? Riiiiiight....
what you are saying is equivalent to if you voted for the losing candidate your government assistance gets cancelled and you can never vote again.
Nancy should ask them and totally ignore his suggestions and appointment all Democrats.
McCarthy “who do you think I am?” Nancy “you ain’t 💩”
No one who voted against certifying the election should be included on the commission.
You are absolutely right about that.
No one who voted against certifying the election should be in Congress. We need to enforce Article 14 Section 3.
@@MrDeathpilot🙂 Art14 sec 3? What does it say?😁
@@lumpy0100 Does your Google not work? constitution.congress.gov/browse/amendment-14/section-3/
Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!
Greene and Gaetz wanting to be on that commission would be like the Mob writing the records on what happened to Jimmy Hoffa
More like Trump filling the swamp when he chose industry corporate cronies to run the regulatory agencies.
@@ldfreitas9437 As well as appointing a Big Oil lobbyist to run the EPA.
I thought the plan was for Greene to babble incoherently so much that nothing gets done.
Funny when Stephen said “Satan’s steaming Ballsack “ I thought he was talking about Mitch McConnell
Right On!!!
HaHa!!😂
He was
No Satan describes the millions who love killing babies. Take that to your grave when u answer Jesus
This heat wave has finally turned my right wing Father in Law around on Climate change. Seems that the future of his grandchildren wasn't as motivating as the future of his lawn.
That's all kinds of sad. Unfortunately, it's not just your in-law who thinks that way.
😔
He sounds like a typical self-centered boomer.
@@AbidingDude420 Hey, Dude. I'm a boomer and live in a tiny town in a rural area. Guess who the volunteers are at the local recycling center and guess who the majority of the people are who bother to recycle!! Guess who doesn't put chemicals on their lawns and fills them with native plants and trees? Boomers, Baby!!! I've always lived as environmentally friendly a life as possible because I've been aware of such issues since childhood. I've witnessed the changes over a lifetime. My retirement in a couple years will be devoted to environmental issues (mainly plastics). As a world leader, the U.S. is moving too slowly. We were about to start making significant headway until trump set us back, as well as GOP obstructionism before and after. Please don't lump us all together. On the guy mentioned in the original comment...his problem was being uninformed, not being a boomer. The uninformed are all over the place in all age groups. I see it every day.
I have never understood why so many idiots refuse to believe in climate change. We see it happening on an annual basis and we see drastic differences when we compare the climate today to 40 years ago. I can understand people debating the reasons for climate change, but I will never understand how people can simply say there is no such thing.
Why should the GOP be given any say in the commission when they refused to allow its formation through cooperation?
Not to mention, theyd never had given dems any seats if the roles were reversed. :P
Most likely to please the moderate Republicans. Thanks to Baby Cheezus, the Reps are now split between the Redhat crazies and the "good ol' boys" supporters. You know, folks who hate liberal ideas but still thinks that Jewish Space Lasers is a bunch of malarkey. America is still in a vulnerable Post-Cheezus era right now, and if you want to stop the spectre of Jabba the Gut from entering the primaries in 2024 then you would need to do something to curry favors to those moderates.
@@gamepapa1211 but there's only 1 moderate....or is there really? They all know they're crazy, but are afraid of Vlad and his orange goon.
Only so they can't say it was one sided and completely false. "The election was stolen". You and I both know the truth, it's the trumpidiots that have to be shown.
**TIME TO STOP TRYING TO DEAL,,,, with these a holes!!!!! THEY ONLY OBSTRUCT EVERYTHING DECENT!!!! FORGET ABOUT THEM!!!!! WE'VE GOT TO GO IT ALONE,,,, AND STOP FALLING FOR THEIR BS!!!! THESE REPUBLICANS DON'T NEGOTIATE IN GOOD FAITH!!!!!**
That’s as appropriate as Matt Gatz serving on the Judiciary committee while he’s being investigated by the Justice Department.
Wait…is Stephen making fun of Biden? It’s almost like comedians make fun of the President no matter who they are.
As they absolutely should!
It's a free country ... sometimes
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MOSCOW MITCH, Screechie Taylor Greene, Minor Matt Gaetz, Leningrad Lyndsay, Gym Jordan & Brett "I like beer" Kavanaugh must all be removed from office asap.
You forgot Moscow Mitch
@@krejados1 Yes, thank you I just gave him all caps, he's the worst of the worst... oh and Kavanaugh too!
I like your descriptions of the GOP picks. How about Josh-Hawk-Hawling? Mitch McBasdard, and Kevin-Joe-McCarthy?
Yes on all being a$$holes, but Senators like Lindsey, Mitch, Josh, etc. can't serve. Only House members are eligible.
What does Leningrad have to do with the fasc-y GOP?
I love you all…Every fan, staff, band, Evie and Steven of course. 😘😘😘😘😘😘
There is no low to which the GQP won't aspire. No shame, no common sense or decency...that's today's Retrumplican party.
*rescumlican
They've fallen very, very low. The Republicans of the Bush era at least had a little self respect, as bad as they were.
Rethuglikkkans
They excused the guy who set his attack mob on them.
The GOP are underminers - nothing is beneath them.
GQP crying wolf for something they voted down on.
Giuliani doesn't need to be drunk to talk incoherently, it's his natural state.
Lol, good one. That's what I think.
Wait. Rudy has taste! Afterall, he holds press conferences at the Four Seasons!
@@tomdougherty2861 Lol, is either that or the black gravy coming out of his sideburns (ew!).
Yes and your president cant put 10 words together into a coherent sentence. Well done!!
@@sheilahart1267 still better than trump who repeats the same thing over and over because he just forgot he said it. He just repeats and repeats.
It says Pelosi will consult with McCarthy not that she has to take his damn advice.
But she will, because she's in her 80s, and thinks it's still the 1950s.
@@caroljo420 The good ol' inssurection-less 1950s.
But why bother? They were already given the chance to consult about a commission & they voted it down.
@@AccidentalNinja I hope she did it to be a bitch. Like she privately tells McCarthy "oh yeah yeah I'll put so and so on" and then when she announces it she ghosts him
@@AccidentalNinja optics. She most likely did it just for better optics. McCarthy's opinions matters less than fly shit these days.
"Let's do a bipartisan commission." "No." "Okay, I guess we'll have to do our own." "HOW DARE YOU BE SO PARTISAN, WE DEMAND INPUT." Total shamelessness is a GOP superpower.
"The DemocRATS are shutting us out." -Someone who vowed to obstruct any work of congress that will do what the public wants or serves the public need.
G.O.P. stands for Gang Of Hypocrits
And by the people who also said "increasing voter rights is a power grab" while also passing voter surpression laws.
Don’t forget about the Republicans second superpower, absolute unabashed hypocrisy.
As it is run by Dems, they should only consider those Repubs who have never gone to the public, spouting utter nonsense. They want those more likely to have an acceptable level of sanity, and an ability to reason.
ivanka’s comments just show they live in a fantasyworld where keeping up appearances is the most important job.
Klink
@@paulharris553 Yeah, although it was not deliberate yet, just out of stupidity. But I am convinced all of his offspring would rat on him to save their own skin.
@@paulharris553 All this misery for 4 years, and the backlash will take way more years to overcome, but at least we can enjoy these criminals biting each others throats to try and save themselves.
"We make up some of the jokes on this show." The vast majority write themselves.
Does anyone get the feeling that *climate change* has accelerated into *gear 1* ?? 😭😭
Thank you! Goddamn disturbing that the North West at 113F is not the ONLY news. Where's the public discourse on "if this goes on through this summer and every summer than when do the crops fail" interviews of farmers, meteorologists and scientists.
I do, and I've done my part: electric car, solar on roof, power wall to store it. Buy an electric car ASAP, or take more public transportation.
@@ldfreitas9437 And eat less meat! You don't have to go full veggie or vegan but a little less meat goes a long way. The planet will thank you.
Gears don't work that way. Overdrive - now there's your metaphor.
@@JiveDadson I stand corrected! Thanks
'The woman in the Matrix who took ALL the pills'😂😂😂
More like the woman in The Matrix who got ejected because her brain didn't generate enough electricity 🙄
@@linden5165 Nah,more like…my ass! We’ll stick ti the original,cos yours isn’t funny,it’s way too long and lame and will never beat Stephen’s jokes,I mean c’mon 🤣
"Jewish poop lasers." Stephen's already making a strong case for him to win next year's Peabody.
Poobody*
After saying "poop lasers", he should've said, "It's jokes like that that won us a Peabody!"
Love love love Stephen "grading" the audience's reactions! 😂
It must be so weird to have a president who actually does their job again.
its like the enemy team members joining the rival team to kick the rival team's ass
“Weight watcher’s Watch watchers” lol. Good job writing team!! 👏👏
I swear, sometimes I think Steven Colbert's Late show is my anchor to sanity.
It will keep you immersed in delusional and limited thinking that's for sure
His "A" Late Show was 1 of the KZhead's that got me through the pandemic.
@@smarterthanyou2255 Ignore idiot troll
Truly, during the pandemic, I eagerly awaited 11:30 to relax a bit, laugh & get a bit of perspective before doing this thing all over again tomorrow.
@@smarterthanyou2255 Oh God, you Rs are just so, so wise, well adjusted, competent & capable of passing judgement on anything to anybody! Try some fiber.
The GOP can participate in the committee as the guilty party witnesses.
You seem to have it backwards are you blind or just a ignorant puppet that is easy to manipulate?
@@HashknightGaming I’m a ignorant puppet that is easy to manipulate. That’s why in January I stormed the capitol to stop the steal. 45 and GOP members told me so.
@@7rob27 😉
Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!
@@jasonmilton I hope you’re being sarcastic. You must be. If not.... holy shit ... Mother of all delusional crazy nut jobs ... God help us all. It is sarcasm. You almost got me.
"Woman in the matrix who took all the pills." I laughed so hard. Kudos to the person who wrote that.
I've got to admit, Steven shines up quite nicely, that suit, dapper.
When does he NOT wear a suit?
At 116, Portland was 4th hotest. in. the. world. That was the official temperature out by the river. Inland, people experienced 118. Death Valley can have the heat back.
Here in The high desert of California it was 118 midday and 94 at 4:30 am
Portland had to shut down the trolley because its cable wire melted. A tarred street there buckeled.
@@keyissues1027 sorry about your trolleys, here unfortunately it’s always so hot we’re just used to it at this point. Our necessary infrastructure like schools, transportation and cooling stations have been in place for over a decade. Our school parking lots have solar panels to power the ac, our buses run on natural gas, and our old county fair grounds have cooling stations for people and live stock. It’s sad that Oregon is now as hot as southern Cali and it looks like it’s just gonna get hotter and hotter everywhere 😔stay safe out there
My outdoor thermometer (which is in the shade) hit 118. The official temperature is taken near the Willamette River, which can make it seem less hot than it really is. I didn't move to the Pacific Northwest to deal with Southern California weather. And since the further north you go, the latter the sun sets in the evening, it stays hot all night. At least, when I lived in LA, the temperature started to drop at 7 pm. In Portland, it was still 80 at midnight.
Two days later and Portland is a blessed 72 and overcast!
Just the mention of Matt Gaetz makes me throw up in my mouth a little … seeing that picture of him made me throw up ALOT !
"Who are these people?" at the capitol ... about the crowd he just told to march to the capitol.
Most reasonable people want MTG publicly seated on a special chair. Exactly as OAN suggested. Traitors deserve our laser-focused attention.
The band is amazing!
"Street car named desire" Jon said in the background. Missed a joke there. Street car named on fire.
I would totally read "Nancy Drew and the Case of the Neighbor Who Wore Human Skin".
Hey, Nancy tried to get a bipartisan investigation going, but y'all said you didn't wanna be in it... Now that she's left with no option but to hand pick one, y'all pulling your hair out to be let in? It's like my dog and the bathtub with these friggin' guys. When its his bath time, nowhere to be seen.. when it's yours? *SPLOOSH!*
That's a joke, Nancy is not a bi partisan. She pushed for the Trump impeachment that passed in the house without sending it to the Senate because she knew she couldn't push a lie with only a minority of her bootlickers in the Senate chambers
Hey now! My parent’s were on a motorcycle trip through SD & went to the Corn Palace back in the 70’s. Apparently I was made in a sleeping bag at some point on that trip🤣 Made me the fantastic disaster I am today dear Stephen!
Kevin's top 10 picks: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, Sheriff David Clark, Martin Shkreli, the reanimated corpse of Hitler, Keyser Söze, the eye of Suaron Hannibal Lector, and that mysterious guy wearing a Groucho mask named umpTra. Jabba the Hut's not on the list because he'll outshine Trump on being more hygienic.
The eye of Suaron. Nice touch.
😂
Having Hitler only come in at number six was a nice touch as well.
I love that you can still hear the camera man laughing…his laugh always adds to the funny!!
I'd definitely give MTG a chair for the 6 Jan hearing... Specifically, a chair at the little table in front of the judge on the judge's left side ...
The only chair she needs wants plugging in -and not to the Texan grid.
This grey suit is giving me Atticus Finch vibes, which seems fitting given the context.
I thought he looked like he was auditioning for the new Kingsman movie.
Yes, yes. Atticus Finch.
@@paulcoy9060 Best potential cameo ever.
Welcome to Hell’s lava. We didn’t start the fire.
Boomers did it
You and your writers have truly outdone yourselves. This was amazeballs level of funny.
Stephen Colbert you are a comedic genius & interact with your guests bringing out the 🌟 in everyone including the audience.
Trump is putting Marjorie there to totally make it a sideshow. One peep out of line and Pelosi should eject her. Or better yet, Pelosi should not accept her due to her prior unhinged behavior. She"ll make a circus out of it
Pelosi is evil
@@victorarredondo304 sure she is… so, how is the weather over there in Kiev today, Comrade-bot?
@@victorarredondo304 Trump, Flynn, Stone, Miller, Trump Jr., Manafort, Barr, and anyone else in the Trump orbit is not just evil, but un-American, fascist, and racist.
@cervellone Kiev is also the home of the infamous troll farm that has been devastatingly effective in waging information warfare via social media these past six years (give or take). Pretty much funded by the KGB’s highest alumnus, one Vladimir Putin, and his oligarch buddies at the top. To the best of my knowledge, they are still in full operation and have not been shut down by the current Ukrainian President.
@cervellone yep. Between cybercrime and the ongoing Info Warfare campaigns, the West is taking a beating.
“Most of you were a little late just then” Definitely pre season vibes 😉
Audiences in training
Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!
@@jasonmilton no! It needs an audience Commission
@@brendan5065 Well we are going to put Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaezt, Louie Gormert, and Paul Gosar on the Commission.. They will get down to the truth that Antifa did the riot.
Ironic with the Air Conditioning, since tragically, it’s actually making things worse.
Jon's reaction to the band practice joke: Priceless.
My hope is that the GOP slates such woefully pro-DJT candidates for 2022, that voters are motivated to elect the Democrat in each of these races, thereby adding to the Democratic majority and resulting in the opposite of DJT's stated objective.
Vote Republican 2022. Remove every evil democrats. And mr donald j trump the president of the people will be the voice of this nation
@@victorarredondo304 Trump left office Jan 20th and is no longer the president of anything. However, he might in the future become president of the local chapter of the Prison Bitch Association. Turns out he's well qualified to fill that position - HE SUCKED AT HIS LAST JOB TOO.
I’m thinking that might actually happen.
@@nobodyknows3180 😂😂
My thinking is they really really hope this voter suppression thing works. Otherwise they are screwed since it was they who told their own voters that elections are rigged. WHat do you think will happen if even 1 democrat wins? Even more of their folks will stop voting.
I keep worrying Steven is going to poke himself in the eye every time he yanks off his glasses and puts on the sunglasses. I don't want to see that.
Don't worry, he's a pro 😎😎
"The two sweatiest parts of the street are the buckle and the crack." Or, as highway engineers have taken to calling it, "flop street".
The desperation oozing from MTG and Gaetz stems for their aching desire to steer this commission away from the truth.
No on Greene, Bobbert, and Gaetz. Give us sane, reasonable Republicans
Unfortunately sane, reasonable people don't become Republicans in the first place.
Such as?
Wait, they voted against having a bipartisan investigation and now they want a bipartisan investigation?
I'm from Portland and yeah.... This heat is so terrible. Because we a don't usually have heat like this it's not very common for homes to have HVAC cooling systems.
I honestly thought my cat might die.
Best monologue I've seen in a long, long time. Very funny. This is the Colbert I've been missing, I wish Jon Stewart would return. They're both a real asset to journalism. Both intelligent enough to actually entertain while they tell the truth. Abbott and Costello had a holiday named after them, (in Arizona) I honestly believe that both Stuart and Colbert deserve at least the same. I'd vote for a National holiday for them. There's several federal holidays for people who made America better.
Here in Portland it got so hot we ran outta ice cold Kombucha so fast it'd make your head spin XD
It’s great seeing Stephen so upbeat though I still miss the closet edition of this show
I live in Seattle and can say most houses do not have AC. 104,105,& 114 the last 3 days
I wish you saved the Jack Mehoff rant for the full live crowd. That poop was EPIC!
Am I the only one who liked his show much more without the audience?
You are most definitely not alone.
Yes, you are the only one. 🙄
I'm kinda sad Stephen has dyed his hair, he rocked that silver fox 'do
Yes & he was so proud of himself when he wasn’t colouring it 🙁
I didn't realize just how much I missed hearing Jon laughing and making comments off camera during the monologue. 👏👏 ✌🇨🇦
I am glad I can still hear the one crew member guy who always laughed so hard in Colberts quarantine monologues ❤️
There's a man in the audience with the greatest laugh, he cracked me up more than SC's jokes!
It sounds like Mark, one of his crew. I became really familiar with his amazing laugh during the 'broom closet' shows 😜
Please call her MT Green. (Empty Green). It's perfect.
Stephen is on fire!!! Good job👍
Fast and furious cast and hobbits... What year is this? That's a hard "NO" for me.
John Oliver>Seth Meyers>Stephen Colbert>Trevor Noah>Jimmy Kimmel>Literally anybody else>Jimmy Fallon.
Samantha Bee & Lily Singh
Just ANYBODY who had any role in 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' I still consistently watch. The "Daily Show Alumni".
@@Missy-Missy1111 Just ANYBODY who had any role in 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart' I still consistently watch. The "Daily Show Alumni".
The first three are equal to me, perhaps Colbert slightly in lead. Agreed about the Jimmy's. Bottom part. Everyone was way better without an audience.
Have a great night everyone!
A fantastic show ! Thanks so much.
Imagine seeing Biden on TV and being like "Yo isn't that our old school bus driver?"
Oh God, Stephen's taken on orange guy's hand movements at the beginning of the video. I feel we've spent too much time talking about that fool again. 😬
Because trump is living rent free in his head. And he's not a fool. One of the greatest president we ever had
@@victorarredondo304 Name a single reason why. Otherwise just stop pasting your little simp comments everywhere.
@@victorarredondo304 Stop with the jokes. Trump the best President! 🤣😂😂😂😂
@@victorarredondo304 Lol. By the way, how did The Capitol look on the inside? Was it nice?
Obviously, a man wrote that joke about the buckle, and the crack! He was probably sitting there in his own hoop sweat as he wrote it!
Wow Stephen is on Fire, I am so glad u are back, I will have to come out to see a live show, now!
Now if they really wanted to be on the committee, why didn't they just vote for it?
“There is no war in Ba Sing Sae.”
*Slow clap*
"Welcome to Ba Sing Sae, my name is Joo Dee." "There is NO war."
There is no war in ba sing sae...
"You have been invited by the President to Mar-a-Lago."
Look MAGA is a Modern-day Movement for us Real Patriotic Conservatives!! Our Blessed Leader President Trump deserves a mulligan!! Because he told the MAGA Patriots to go to the capital Peacefully!!! We can't help it if there were Antifa agents hidden in the crowd that broke into the building, its not our fault!! So America doesn't Need a "Witch-Hunt" Commission!!
Cool ! the first shot in the Road to someday making a road is from Pittsburgh PA !
I love you Stephen Colbert!! Much Aloha!!
Real Fact: Every single one of ya'll agreed that Lovato's Selected Comittee made our day better:
If they allow goetz or greene anywhere near it nothing but a shit show will ensue.....
Just don't let Gaetz near any minors. He might try to pay them
Holy shit, are you telling me it's merry and pippin on the show tonight?! "We've had one, yes, but what about second breakfast?" "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Our cat gets second breakfast every day. If we get up early enough, she also gets elevenses.
"Ohhhh he's studying the humanities!" during the Hindenburg clip was pretty genius.
The light grey suit look really nice on Stephen !
Head in Sand Castles (Aka Infants’ Structures) The old world needs new infrastructure The new one ‘s lost all of it’s lustre It’s all filled up with smoke As politicians revoke The courage they once had to muster
I wouldn't mind the audience if they would just sit quietly and enjoy the show.
Yes I was enjoying the show without audience during lockdown too. Couldn't he do at least once a week no-audience?
Yes, waiting for the audience to stop laughing every 30 seconds is rather annoying.
When he mentioned Gangreene and Open Gatez, all I thought was “NO! You are both grounded!”
Thanks Stephen Colbert Et Al.🙂 Well i Laughed again?!😁
I love you, Stephen
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Stable Genius held a rally this past weekend, to show he's still got it, and couldn't remember the name of Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon. Oh and did I forget to mention that he was wearing an adult diaper at the time? 😅😂
You didn't need to mention it. It was obvious.
Even his own Q folks say that his speech sucked.
You forgot the law & auto quip.
He couldn't even say moon. He called it a plant lol
No but you didn't mention he thought that man from Ohio went to a plant!
Thank you for saying “ex-president”!
Stephan, great show ... just add a smidgin of real social action for the working class and you will have a prize winner!