Donald Trump's Post-Election Compromises: The Daily Show

2016 ж. 14 Қар.
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In a "60 Minutes" interview, President-elect Trump backs down on his pledges to build a wall between Mexico and the U.S., prosecute Hillary Clinton and "drain the swamp."
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  • America wanted someone fresh, and got a novice who´s puting old Washington suits in office. Yeah, great job Americam way to shake things up.

    @Mdlfh@Mdlfh7 жыл бұрын
    • Trump supporters don't care as long as we keep America White Again. Get the brown people out!

      @samd8914@samd89147 жыл бұрын
    • lol to shake things up.

      @MsEliteForever@MsEliteForever7 жыл бұрын
    • +Sam D Exactly

      @MsEliteForever@MsEliteForever7 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, the majority of America wanted nothing to do with either of candidates. The fact that he was an unqualified blundering charismatic con man his entire life was well known for decades. Democrats fucked up bigly. There's no way around it.

      @NJ-wb1cz@NJ-wb1cz7 жыл бұрын
    • Thats the thing, he will not keep the browns out. He will just give them more reasons to explote.

      @Mdlfh@Mdlfh7 жыл бұрын
  • Who else pictures Hillary at home covered in blankets listenning to treat you better by shawn mendes

    @darrenmahabir9443@darrenmahabir94437 жыл бұрын
    • Darren Mahabir or hello darkness my old friend

      @charliemilroy6497@charliemilroy64977 жыл бұрын
    • Charlie Milroy it's called "The Sound of Silence"

      @Moscato_Moscato@Moscato_Moscato7 жыл бұрын
    • +Charlie Milroy Fail...

      @amirdidovic7052@amirdidovic70527 жыл бұрын
    • Darren Mahabir 😂😂😂 yah ikr

      @abbysdiary8734@abbysdiary87347 жыл бұрын
    • Amir Didovic Me or Hillary? Well I was only referring to the line in the song, not the name.

      @charliemilroy6497@charliemilroy64977 жыл бұрын
  • "I'll say it right into the camera: climate change, stop it."

    @FigliadiSephiroth@FigliadiSephiroth7 жыл бұрын
    • PolemiGames Like when a parent says "stop it monster! Go away!" To comfort their children.

      @jacobkreifels7690@jacobkreifels76907 жыл бұрын
    • Now, frisk it!!

      @numbers5796@numbers57964 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor Noah is getting pretty good. Keep it up youngblood.

    @alansdad4613@alansdad46137 жыл бұрын
    • Lori - you are a victim of fake news and republican propaganda - wise up.

      @georgelacy1332@georgelacy13327 жыл бұрын
    • Trevor kan lekker kak praat. Hy is Hillary se gatgabba!

      @gerhardrossouw822@gerhardrossouw8227 жыл бұрын
    • The General Just go online,go to the general to save time

      @shiny1556@shiny15567 жыл бұрын
    • Gerhard Rossouw is dat nederlands ?

      @mojiokedara365@mojiokedara3657 жыл бұрын
    • Moji Okedara Afrikaans

      @knuffelbeer193@knuffelbeer1936 жыл бұрын
  • Stop it? Just, "stop it?" Is Donald Trump taking the Dora the Explorer approach to handling adversity? "ISIS, no ISISing!" "Oh, maaaaaaaaan..."

    @christianbuffum-robbins8904@christianbuffum-robbins89047 жыл бұрын
    • It''s about as sensible as anything else the guy has proposed.

      @williamedward1666@williamedward16667 жыл бұрын
    • Christian Buffum-Robbins ok I laughed harder than I should've at that 😂

      @armandandrade9803@armandandrade98037 жыл бұрын
    • Trump looked shocked to even be president. Now he needs extra tutoring from Obama to learn how to be presidencial. No other previous president ever needed this level of extra help that Trump will recieve.

      @samd8914@samd89147 жыл бұрын
    • No one expects the moderate plea to end violence.

      @Sir1188@Sir11887 жыл бұрын
    • Christian Buffum-Robbins dude!! lmao. this made my day.😂😂

      @sallydurant9899@sallydurant98997 жыл бұрын
  • He hasn't actually won the popular vote, he's only won the electoral college. Just though I'd put that out there.

    @AngelSamael@AngelSamael7 жыл бұрын
    • Yup, by millions of votes too.

      @NRobbi42@NRobbi427 жыл бұрын
    • The electoral vote is made to give each state an opportunity to count. If in california democrats win 100% vote they will always have popular vote but still get only 55 grand voters.

      @ImperatorBaldo@ImperatorBaldo7 жыл бұрын
    • the public vote doesn't really matter, though

      @DotRD12@DotRD127 жыл бұрын
    • Baldons actually about 1/3 of California voted for Trump

      @Moscato_Moscato@Moscato_Moscato7 жыл бұрын
    • Deebo Molina yes and I was one of them

      @loyal-tf-fan@loyal-tf-fan7 жыл бұрын
  • This was hilariously accurate. I love how Trevor utilises satire, he doesn't need cussing, verbal vomit & hate speech to converse, like all these Trump supporters seem to be unable to function without.

    @Pikachuwhereareyou@Pikachuwhereareyou7 жыл бұрын
  • Wow, usually the number of dislikes on TDS's videos is much higher. Where are all the Trump trolls? Did they FINALLY realize they all got conned?

    @MsGrapeNehi@MsGrapeNehi7 жыл бұрын
    • Seems like it. Invisible in comments too.

      @niveshproag8660@niveshproag86607 жыл бұрын
    • a glorious victory for the internet, but a sad day for america. The trolls have been defeated for now..........but at what cost..........

      @thatguyofdark@thatguyofdark7 жыл бұрын
    • What-If Machine no they just stopped watching

      @ejr7733@ejr77337 жыл бұрын
    • Trump already won. CTR is dead. There's nothing left to fight. Hillary already lost. Enjoy your sour grapes

      @mattgoodwin953@mattgoodwin9537 жыл бұрын
    • The point is, Matt, that immediately after Trump's 'victory' but _before_ he started reneging on his promises, Trump trolls were all over the net gloating, and insulting anyone who didn't agree with them. That's why their absence is so conspicuous now.

      @Gattobuono@Gattobuono7 жыл бұрын
  • Am I the only one who is relieved that Thrump is acting relatively sane? Sure he's an utter idiot, but he doesn't sound as deranged and dangerous as he did during his campaign

    @rutger5000@rutger50007 жыл бұрын
    • rutger5000 fair point

      @armandandrade9803@armandandrade98037 жыл бұрын
    • rutger5000 it's just a phase, he'll get over it and will soon get back to his normal self n btw I hear there are protests going on somewhere in Europe (against America) as we speak, oh! Well.....

      @SarahLibogomalove@SarahLibogomalove7 жыл бұрын
    • Sarah Libogoma What's the point of demonstrating against a rightfully elected president of a foreign nation?

      @rutger5000@rutger50007 жыл бұрын
    • He's waiting till his inauguration. Then he will pull his pants down and start shitting on the constitution.

      @whoawtf7419@whoawtf74197 жыл бұрын
    • rutger5000 of course that makes his retaining the likes of Steve Bannon even worse...

      @Areanyusernamesleft@Areanyusernamesleft7 жыл бұрын
  • My condolences, from Europe

    @nrnyy714@nrnyy7147 жыл бұрын
    • noranyaa2205 funny thing is it still affects us Europeans... so start building that bomb shelter :)

      @nathankolbe4939@nathankolbe49397 жыл бұрын
    • noranyaa2205 yea that will help =_= better then noting

      @JahonCross@JahonCross7 жыл бұрын
    • noranyaa2205 as an American, my apologies

      @persimmonss@persimmonss7 жыл бұрын
    • noranyaa2205 how about you go and save your shit hole continent first before you worry about our country

      @AK-qg7mp@AK-qg7mp7 жыл бұрын
    • Tony K you know most of the European countries are our allies

      @persimmonss@persimmonss7 жыл бұрын
  • How can you be an "anti-establishment" and voted for a billionaire 😂 lol

    @sebastianalonso8081@sebastianalonso80817 жыл бұрын
    • *Millionaire

      @knuffelbeer193@knuffelbeer1936 жыл бұрын
    • He's no billionair. Just watch The young Turks.

      @samlerf@samlerf6 жыл бұрын
    • @eClass eTutor Only if the american people let it happen.

      @samlerf@samlerf5 жыл бұрын
  • Trump gets elected Rest of the world: lol xd

    @lookattheflowers969@lookattheflowers9697 жыл бұрын
    • Plenty of Europeans are happy about it.

      @Rozmic@Rozmic7 жыл бұрын
    • plenty is an overstatement. we have these kind of anti-movements (anti-globalisation, anti-media, anti-immigration, anti-facts) as well, though. and they obviously feel inspired by trump winning like "if HE won, we have a shot as well"

      @kuruptkalhoon6033@kuruptkalhoon60337 жыл бұрын
    • ***** After you provide yours. You made the first claim.

      @Rozmic@Rozmic7 жыл бұрын
    • www.quora.com/What-do-Europeans-think-of-Donald-Trump thinkprogress.org/what-newspapers-in-13-countries-are-saying-about-donald-trump-819e632616d2#.spalhp9kf www.spiegel.de/international/europe/european-leaders-and-politicians-react-to-trump-victory-a-1120478.html

      @kuruptkalhoon6033@kuruptkalhoon60337 жыл бұрын
    • KURUPT KALHOON Did I ask you? Nice of you to do his homework for him though.

      @Rozmic@Rozmic7 жыл бұрын
  • MAKE AMERICA SMART AGAIN.

    @DylonJohnGovender@DylonJohnGovender7 жыл бұрын
    • Dylon John Govender make america fart again

      @f.l.3642@f.l.36427 жыл бұрын
    • We were never smart.

      @NRobbi42@NRobbi427 жыл бұрын
    • that's a good one lol

      @blancarosales3400@blancarosales34007 жыл бұрын
    • Ship sailed a long time ago. But Trumps presidency confirms that America is filled with idiots.

      @dandii28@dandii287 жыл бұрын
    • robert georg this whole election shows that america is full of idiots. there are loyalists on both sides who don't question anything and will vote for their parties candidate no matter what. anyone who can be excited about trumps or hillarys (if she had won) presidency is stupid and probably didn't do enough research regarding either candidate

      @jhawkingsgrey@jhawkingsgrey7 жыл бұрын
  • LOL, In the beginning you can tell Trump wanted to say HUGE soooooo bad but can't cause ppl would make fun of him and he ran out of synonyms.

    @01epoch74ny@01epoch74ny7 жыл бұрын
    • 1:10

      @01epoch74ny@01epoch74ny7 жыл бұрын
    • Izy Or bigly

      @Sairam101@Sairam1017 жыл бұрын
    • Izy dont for get, he has the best words

      @e2m514@e2m5147 жыл бұрын
    • \m/ AngelofDeath \m/ Seems like u have 2 many words. forget* see what I did there, 2 many. I'm so clever.

      @01epoch74ny@01epoch74ny7 жыл бұрын
    • Izy that was stu pid SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! DRP DRP DRP!......

      @e2m514@e2m5147 жыл бұрын
  • One word: Impeachment.

    @xvx4848@xvx48487 жыл бұрын
    • Devin Jones 2 years in still not impeached. I think he may win 2nd term

      @lucyjackson9215@lucyjackson92155 жыл бұрын
    • Impeachment??? For what???

      @elhombredeoro955@elhombredeoro9554 жыл бұрын
    • El Hombre de oro DJT should be impeached for abstraction of justice! 10 times already!! Just read the mueller report...

      @Emma-ob5oj@Emma-ob5oj4 жыл бұрын
    • @@lucyjackson9215 He's being impeached now.. sucker

      @abdullahimustapha3541@abdullahimustapha35414 жыл бұрын
    • @@abdullahimustapha3541 the people will stop him

      @johnmohblaxta@johnmohblaxta4 жыл бұрын
  • I'm shocked if any American thought Trump was serious about sending Hillary to prison.

    @drdelete@drdelete7 жыл бұрын
    • B-but she's a devil and a monster D:>

      @Avirosb@Avirosb7 жыл бұрын
    • Avirosb 99% of politicians are evil, nobody has a clean conscience. But electing Trump was very irresponsible to say the least, and now the whole nation is going to suffer. People thought that because he is a billionaire he knows how to run a business, what they never thought was that it was just for his interest not the country's.

      @CarlosRodriguez-lf9oe@CarlosRodriguez-lf9oe7 жыл бұрын
    • Carlos Rodriguez They'll wake up soon enough. Or die poor and stupid, either works.

      @Avirosb@Avirosb7 жыл бұрын
  • A better comparison for Trump and his promise to the wall would be asking for No Man's Sky and then getting No Man's Sky

    @Moscato_Moscato@Moscato_Moscato7 жыл бұрын
    • Deebo Molina let it be know that at least one person here got that reference 😂

      @armandandrade9803@armandandrade98037 жыл бұрын
    • Deebo Molina Broken promises! Broken promises everywhere!!

      @unofficial_wade@unofficial_wade7 жыл бұрын
    • Nathan Drake make it two

      @joshbrennan6909@joshbrennan69097 жыл бұрын
    • genius

      @kingXkeith@kingXkeith7 жыл бұрын
    • Sean Murray could be a politician, for all I know.

      @OblivionOtaku@OblivionOtaku7 жыл бұрын
  • ...there is a fence. I live right next to the Mexican border... and there is a fence. Did you think the border was just a chalk line???

    @SilverSkyfer@SilverSkyfer7 жыл бұрын
    • That fence just got 10 feet taller!

      @whatthe118@whatthe1187 жыл бұрын
    • Anna Ruiz The sad thing is, other countries get by with a chalk line...

      @RedDeadSakharine@RedDeadSakharine7 жыл бұрын
    • if you ignore a fence or a chalk line, they're still trespassing

      @jamesgray7064@jamesgray70647 жыл бұрын
    • They're gonna build a white picket fence. It's the American dream!

      @rvantong@rvantong7 жыл бұрын
    • its also a swampy river for a big part of the Mexican border... building anything there is not only stupid but over the top expensive as well.

      @Ookler@Ookler7 жыл бұрын
  • I swear to God....ppl who run for president should take an IQ and psychological test

    @JL-uw8xm@JL-uw8xm7 жыл бұрын
    • Trevor you are my hero!!!!

      @petrina581@petrina5815 жыл бұрын
    • I mean iq is bs and not scientific so how about world history

      @paintleg9436@paintleg94363 жыл бұрын
    • Trump for President #TRUMP2020

      @Trump-nm2yu@Trump-nm2yu3 жыл бұрын
    • I agree!! This should also extend to people that are eligible to vote!

      @misterjohnson9093@misterjohnson90933 жыл бұрын
  • OMG!!! He gets me every time with the impressions. Haha

    @liham.608@liham.6087 жыл бұрын
  • Now anyone can become president. I say we should elect a pizza next time. Or maybe even a breakfast sausage.

    @krisreese6754@krisreese67547 жыл бұрын
    • Kris Reese - President Sausage, wasn't that Bill Clinton's nickname? 😅

      @steh8831@steh88317 жыл бұрын
    • Ste H ba dum tssss (drum joke sound)

      @krisreese6754@krisreese67547 жыл бұрын
    • No. Weird Al. #MakeAmericaWeirdAgain

      @MsGrapeNehi@MsGrapeNehi7 жыл бұрын
    • I don't like sausage on my pizza... :-D

      @stormwatcher59@stormwatcher597 жыл бұрын
    • please elect nutella!!! i bet it can do a better job at presidency and it will keeps its' promises

      @minaeghbal8138@minaeghbal81387 жыл бұрын
  • Oh, America. It was all a beautiful lie.

    @qasim5760@qasim57607 жыл бұрын
    • Hopefully not. Fingers crossed. Outlook is bleak though.

      @whatthe118@whatthe1187 жыл бұрын
    • Qasim You say beautiful, but all I see is ugliness.

      @fluidthought42@fluidthought427 жыл бұрын
    • Mr. Seemingly Expected I don't even know what I see

      @erinquon8397@erinquon83977 жыл бұрын
    • America is about to become to bipolar chick of the world.

      @Charlie-nr1kn@Charlie-nr1kn7 жыл бұрын
    • Qasim Amazing that they were dumb enough to believe it though. If shit hits the fan and it hurts them even more than it did before, they deserve it all. And if it hits them the hardest way possible I'll feel no sympathy.

      @michaelcanales85@michaelcanales857 жыл бұрын
  • I'm really binge watching Trevor Noah at 3.51 in SA🙃🙃🙃

    @lebogangmashego4070@lebogangmashego40704 жыл бұрын
  • Please, please, please, stop calling the US president leader of the free world, it makes no sense what so ever.

    @autohmae@autohmae7 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah no one outside of the US ever does that. It's BS propaganda

      @shuaguin5446@shuaguin54463 жыл бұрын
  • gotta love this guy. Hilarious

    @f.l.3642@f.l.36427 жыл бұрын
    • Which one?

      @grimsoncrow@grimsoncrow7 жыл бұрын
    • Trevor Noah

      @BraulioCassule@BraulioCassule7 жыл бұрын
    • Trump

      @shock9177@shock91777 жыл бұрын
    • why?

      @Unmutant@Unmutant7 жыл бұрын
    • *Trevor obviously.* Only Trump supporters could be so narcissistic to take that outta context & make it about themselves. Granted Trump is quite the joke, Only we don't love him for it lol.

      @Pikachuwhereareyou@Pikachuwhereareyou7 жыл бұрын
  • lol the man just became the leader of the most powerful country in the world and he's bragging about twitter followers? good luck America, you're gonna need it.

    @shakir1998@shakir19987 жыл бұрын
    • We good now, no problems here in America, move along.

      @bluesteel6310@bluesteel63107 жыл бұрын
    • CEOofFRESH Pretty sure they voted for Trudeau because of his liberal policy plan and the fact that he is neither Stephen Harper nor Tom Mulcair. But maybe that's just me.

      @AriellaLilien@AriellaLilien7 жыл бұрын
    • Bluesteel no problems here? Trump will be our president....It's a bigly problem

      @kasia109@kasia1097 жыл бұрын
    • fs87 you say that like it doesn't affect you. dont forget most of the world's money is in part still backed by the US dollar. that means the more we get fucked, the more you'll get fucked afterwards.

      @htaed23@htaed237 жыл бұрын
    • Please pray for us. In about a year, you're going see commercials at 3 AM saying "For only 40 cents a day, you can help a refugee child in a America escape from the Trumpocalypse..."

      @zigggggg3493@zigggggg34937 жыл бұрын
  • not a clinton supporter, but im starting to think clinton is not corrupt as we think. since trump is kinda backing off the whole prosecutor plan and been very thankful to her and her team.

    @xiv1496@xiv14967 жыл бұрын
    • SGS XIV Trump just knows that because of the riots, it's best to hold off on the special prosecutor so he can farther unify America

      @jacobkreifels7690@jacobkreifels76907 жыл бұрын
    • jacob..you mean he wants to heal the rife of racism he capitalized on?

      @roxxbee2525@roxxbee25257 жыл бұрын
    • Funny Uncle sheeple

      @d3gaming87@d3gaming877 жыл бұрын
    • It amazes me because to me it was obvious political BS All this crap was more fabricated than the WMD's in Iraq 1) You check the emails of any high official that had to deal with classified stuff and got large volumes of emails you're gonna find the same stuff. The private server confused everybody but it is just how she got her emails, it was like that before she had the secretary of state position 2) Fox news was running headlines every day about how imminent a conviction was the entire last week of the campaign and stuff. Yeah .. I wouldn't hold my breath... 3) They used her charity against her and although she did get donations from international figures including the Saudi royal family there was never any smoking gun, despite nearly everything being hacked, and the stories put out from Uranium One, Haiti, to others, were almost complete fabrications, connecting unrelated events in ways that in real life made no sense unless you ignore almost every actual details. They claimed only 5% was used for charity when it's actually 89%, no one drew a salary, and they supplied literally half the Aids medication in the freakin world. I was actually rooting for Trump to appoint a prosecutor. I mean, the guy is literally the biggest liar I've ever seen. There is literally no case and I was hoping he'd embarrass himself. Did you see the worry on Clinton's face, or see the worry from Obama, or any of the other surrogates, when he threatened to put her in jail? Neither did I.

      @MrBenny1010101@MrBenny10101017 жыл бұрын
    • SGS XIV she wasnt perfect, but she certainly wasn't as guilty as what trump and his supporters were saying. That will become even more obvious over time.

      @seanz6586@seanz65867 жыл бұрын
  • Aren't there lawyers in USA who can stop Trump before it's too late?

    @lucaruaro3836@lucaruaro38367 жыл бұрын
    • Luca Ruaro but wouldnt they be sued 😂

      @doocon1489@doocon14896 жыл бұрын
  • I think there need to be requirements for presidents beyond age and place of birth, like a minimum of government or military service a psychological exam, and a polygraph test, so stuff like this doesn't happen again.

    @arthurrubio6423@arthurrubio64237 жыл бұрын
    • I agree wholeheartedly.

      @JG-gg7fb@JG-gg7fb7 жыл бұрын
    • a free and competent press is supposed to kinda do that

      @nmarbletoe8210@nmarbletoe82107 жыл бұрын
    • after this election I can say the press is anything but free and competent

      @arthurrubio6423@arthurrubio64237 жыл бұрын
    • Arthur Rubio Technically, the electoral college is supposed to be a check for this. It was supposed to be a way to keep the people from electing an unqualified president because their votes didn't directly count. An elector could still vote faithlessly, but let's face it, that's an undemocratic check for a system that is already undemocratic.

      @antifagoat6591@antifagoat65917 жыл бұрын
    • I wouldn't hold out much hope for that. I've had lunch with someone who cast an electoral vote...not someone you would trust with pencil sharpener let alone your Democracy.

      @sup4lunch@sup4lunch7 жыл бұрын
  • This is the greatest con in American History.

    @NRobbi42@NRobbi427 жыл бұрын
    • NRobbi42 They didn't want a corrupt lying politician... So they voted for a corrupt lying reality TV star... GG America

      @tristankennedy9673@tristankennedy96737 жыл бұрын
    • The silver spoon wall street billionaire is supposed to be a man of the people?

      @aapferb694@aapferb6947 жыл бұрын
    • i repeatedly told people this is just a con, but only a couple listened. Trump was the messiah (btw their words, not mine), I got involved too late and by then the infection had already spread...

      @johnwilson9391@johnwilson93917 жыл бұрын
    • Idiocracy was prophetic.

      @NRobbi42@NRobbi427 жыл бұрын
    • Trump is filling his cabinet with Corporate CEOs, corrupt politicians, and white supremacists as we speak. We are so fucked.

      @NRobbi42@NRobbi427 жыл бұрын
  • yes yes our almost president has spoken y'all need to STOP IT!😂😂 it's really that simple

    @gloriempaka9474@gloriempaka94747 жыл бұрын
    • Glorie Mpaka if it if it helps

      @benben-ez8kh@benben-ez8kh7 жыл бұрын
    • ben ben 😂😂 that had me dying also

      @gloriempaka9474@gloriempaka94747 жыл бұрын
    • So what should trump do? Walk over to their house? Must he break the first amendment and arrest them? You do know that would be ruled unconstitutional under free speech right? Just like libtards who burn the flag. When you actally have a solution to something that is so insignificant(racism), yeah I'm happy with trump sayin "Stop it".

      @whateverbro3848@whateverbro38487 жыл бұрын
    • Adolf Hitler no you right Adolf Hitler I'm sure people are gonna listen if you say STOP IT!

      @gloriempaka9474@gloriempaka94747 жыл бұрын
    • +Glorie Mpaka Yeah, becaude you can so come up with a better solution lol. I just love the hypocrisy, maybe you'd ought to stop criticising Republicans for not fixing something(Racism)that Barack Obama has done nothing about for the last 8 years. When you reply, please think a bit and come up with a better solution.

      @whateverbro3848@whateverbro38487 жыл бұрын
  • Not to forget the the "Berlin Fence" ...

    @MichaelWSpohn@MichaelWSpohn7 жыл бұрын
  • LMAO. The next 4 years are going to be funny as hell.

    @claudiushenry8879@claudiushenry88797 жыл бұрын
    • This would make a great Monty Python film. This is so hilarious.

      @claudiushenry8879@claudiushenry88797 жыл бұрын
    • Are you outside the US?

      @newtears6688@newtears66887 жыл бұрын
    • Gonna be interesting, that's for sure.

      @TheCaptainSplatter@TheCaptainSplatter7 жыл бұрын
    • You mean 8?

      @AryaArcana@AryaArcana7 жыл бұрын
    • LOL, I was saying the same thing.

      @atlpeach7186@atlpeach71867 жыл бұрын
  • My god Trump's apartment looks like it belonged to Saddam Hussein...

    @faboze@faboze7 жыл бұрын
    • faboze even more

      @Th3mh1h@Th3mh1h7 жыл бұрын
    • Yea, no taste...

      @petrisavero4382@petrisavero43827 жыл бұрын
    • Petri Savero they both dictators

      @Th3mh1h@Th3mh1h7 жыл бұрын
    • faboze how dare you! Hussain would never be so gawdy :p

      @OurHouseNiittyla@OurHouseNiittyla7 жыл бұрын
    • It's modeled after French baroque. We have a wannabe monarch running our democracy.

      @jackhappens@jackhappens7 жыл бұрын
  • Cracking it Trevor as always man!

    @MagickOrion@MagickOrion7 жыл бұрын
  • Lets hear it for that writer who wrote the sitting on a fence joke

    @soimboredandtesting@soimboredandtesting7 жыл бұрын
  • Trump needs to get his hands on a thesaurus

    @kevinloftus5949@kevinloftus59497 жыл бұрын
    • He needs a huuuge thesaurus. With the best words.

      @MsGrapeNehi@MsGrapeNehi7 жыл бұрын
    • No, he needs a very tiny thesaurus, so it can fit in his hands and he won't drop it.

      @llongone2@llongone27 жыл бұрын
    • Or he could just not say the same thing over and over again.

      @BS_stuG@BS_stuG7 жыл бұрын
    • When your vocabulary is in the triple digits there are only so many combinations.

      @frederf3227@frederf32277 жыл бұрын
    • Kevin Loftus Ikr

      @katie24lin@katie24lin7 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor is the best... if Trump kicks you out, youre welcome to come back to South Africa

    @freddyschwoerer@freddyschwoerer7 жыл бұрын
    • Freddy Schwoerer lol

      @f.l.3642@f.l.36427 жыл бұрын
    • damn this guy is a fucking legend

      @rickiikaka@rickiikaka7 жыл бұрын
    • Gonzo W Who piss ed in your cheerios this morning?

      @Jivetalkin13@Jivetalkin137 жыл бұрын
    • John Myers don't be so mean to him!....he might kill someone.

      @skyd6692@skyd66927 жыл бұрын
  • Unrelated to content - maybe the best subscribe stinger ever. When Trev says "no, not my face" I moused up to his face, and he flinched in perfect time. Already a sub, but hey, free extra laugh!

    @xarvous@xarvous7 жыл бұрын
    • i sweaaar!! me too

      @Plutomaniaa@Plutomaniaa4 жыл бұрын
  • I love this guy.keep up the good work Trevor 👍👏👏

    @imuman1@imuman17 жыл бұрын
  • That Paul Ryan joke was so on point

    @UdyKumra@UdyKumra7 жыл бұрын
    • udyvlogs I woke my husband up from our first floor living room laughing too loud after that. Too funny. And true.

      @aherrmie@aherrmie7 жыл бұрын
    • only good joke he made in this whole thing

      @brichroberts@brichroberts7 жыл бұрын
    • ***** Not true. I laughed many times in this segment and I laugh many times when Trevor talks. He is a brilliant comedian.

      @UdyKumra@UdyKumra7 жыл бұрын
    • I prefer John Oliver tbh. Okay and his twitter crack at the very end was good too but otherwise nah I spent most of the video scrolling the comments.

      @brichroberts@brichroberts7 жыл бұрын
    • ***** I never said he's the best/my favourite and you're entitled to your own opinion as to comedians that are better but I'm just saying I found this segment pretty funny.

      @UdyKumra@UdyKumra7 жыл бұрын
  • But he's not going back on the important stuff like climate change

    @JohnnyRoseofVersailles@JohnnyRoseofVersailles7 жыл бұрын
    • Thats one thing I am worried about as a world citizen who doesn't live in the US.

      @morpheusft7633@morpheusft76337 жыл бұрын
    • *You are so right!* I hope your comment gets voted to the top!!!

      @stormwatcher59@stormwatcher597 жыл бұрын
    • I'm a US citizen, but climate change and the Supreme Court are the only things trump truly has me worried about. most of his crazier impulses will be kept in check by our institutions, but those two things.... ugh.

      @SpookyApparition@SpookyApparition7 жыл бұрын
    • Give it time. He's going to be discussing it with someone who actually has some common sense soon. Trump can be swayed.

      @rvantong@rvantong7 жыл бұрын
    • Not if he is bottled up in his new Republican climate denier eco chamber.

      @aaronbono4688@aaronbono46887 жыл бұрын
  • trump turned people against each other and now he wants people to stop.....o man i cant stop laughing! im going to buy some canned food and hope for the best

    @joe7665@joe76657 жыл бұрын
    • J Dizzle You think if I looked trump in the eye or through a camera and told him to stop his racist bullshit he'd do it too?

      @spectralight8412@spectralight84127 жыл бұрын
  • keep up the great show Trevor , you are doing great.

    @johnanderson5018@johnanderson50187 жыл бұрын
  • Psssst, Donald, "enormity" does not mean "enormous".

    @Silkendrum@Silkendrum7 жыл бұрын
    • Silkendrum - normally he confuses 'enormous' with 'tiny'.

      @steh8831@steh88317 жыл бұрын
    • Psssst Silkendrum, "illegal" doesn't mean "Mexican"

      @bulrydrdan@bulrydrdan7 жыл бұрын
    • Dan Trevino I never thought that. "Illegal" is stuff like grabbing pussies, or using funds donated to a charity to buy personal property, or not paying workers.

      @Silkendrum@Silkendrum7 жыл бұрын
    • Dan Trevino Oh, ok, you meant someone else thinks Mexican (or any hispanic) equates to illegal. Gotcha.

      @Silkendrum@Silkendrum7 жыл бұрын
    • Silkendrum Use the same excuse you would use about Clinton email scandal, Benghazi or Bernie DNC rigging.

      @bulrydrdan@bulrydrdan7 жыл бұрын
  • On a serious note: I think that Donald Trump thought that this would be the perfect dream come true and is now realizing that being a President is not easy. He says he went quiet when he knew he'd won. I think he did because of the weight of the responsability. I think it's sinking in that he can't bully his way out of this, that he can't keep avoiding the issues and that he has zero experience in real politics. He's way over his head and I think he knows it and is scared as hell.

    7 жыл бұрын
    • I think he may have thought -like everybody else, that he would lose narrowly, and then he would have been a great martyr and could keep spewing shit, inciting racial hatred and rebellion and trolling the sitting president just like he has so far. And I agree on the scared part -on the White House visit, i have seen videos of people walking to the electric chair looking more optimistic.

      @grimsoncrow@grimsoncrow7 жыл бұрын
    • He talked a big game, now he has gotta show up. I agree he didn't think he would win. He wanted to go down in history that he was one of the candidates for the 2016 election. He enjoyed the crowd n told them whatever they wanted to hear. That's how he is he will tell you wat he wants u to hear if it makes him more famous n likeable and that is dangerous!

      @MonikaLukunde@MonikaLukunde7 жыл бұрын
    • NIELS MICHIELS He probably met the Aliens lol.

      @jmt3116@jmt31167 жыл бұрын
    • Márcia Leal I cant agree more. I think his lack of experience is what scares me the most.

      @lola789ify1@lola789ify17 жыл бұрын
    • @@grimsoncrow I can confirm even he didn't expect to win. They have testimony of him saying he didn't want to win, it was in his own words a way to get recognized a publicity stunt. He didn't think he would actually get there!

      @seanm4095@seanm40952 жыл бұрын
  • This was a brilliant segment. Good Job Trevor!

    @NoirEtBlanc86@NoirEtBlanc867 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor: Brilliant show last night, incorporating and expanding on my favorite segment from over a year ago. Thank you!

    @robertakolar2257@robertakolar22577 жыл бұрын
  • I don't think Trump believed he would actually win. Even he seemed surprised. Though instead of saying Damn Daniel, well say "Damn Donald!"

    @lazyhuman9724@lazyhuman97247 жыл бұрын
    • that's a really dead meme

      @DotRD12@DotRD127 жыл бұрын
    • Mas van Hulzen no meme ever dies

      @k.c.sealey3223@k.c.sealey32237 жыл бұрын
    • Mas van Hulzen Old, but GOld. 😎

      @lazyhuman9724@lazyhuman97247 жыл бұрын
    • A super dead meme

      @wokeuplikethis5540@wokeuplikethis55407 жыл бұрын
    • it's an older meme sir but it checks out

      @francesco8000@francesco80007 жыл бұрын
  • No one is going to be happy about his pesidency

    @DuranmanX@DuranmanX7 жыл бұрын
    • His cabinet looks pretty fucking happy.

      @grimsoncrow@grimsoncrow7 жыл бұрын
    • grimsoncrow Lol...Can't wait for Giuliani named Secretary of State....

      @gap949@gap9497 жыл бұрын
    • Adrian Duran only half of America will be happy. Other half are vandals want handouts live with mommy and daddy with their 6 kids on welfare

      @user-zt6bt8dp2c@user-zt6bt8dp2c7 жыл бұрын
    • He's the best thing that could happen to people like Sarah Palin.

      @Mediamatix@Mediamatix7 жыл бұрын
    • Pro-life religious zealots are happy. Mike Pence is an evangelical loon

      @Monochromicornicopia@Monochromicornicopia7 жыл бұрын
  • Come on Trevor, the J. stand for jenius! 😂😂😂

    @zirak93-2@zirak93-24 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @the_car_guy5915@the_car_guy59153 жыл бұрын
  • Dear Trevor, where do you get the ENERGY!!??? I want to watch your show all day but I need to sleep! lol

    @rap.4937@rap.49377 жыл бұрын
  • The greatest conman who ever lived.. Me: Sell me this pen Trump: *Sells 50million Americans the Idea that he's fit to be president* What a salesman! I think at this point it don't matter what side you're on. You have to acknowledge the fact that Trump might be the best salesman that ever lived, This guy could sell you a rock, then sell you insurance for that rock.

    @jeremiahcruickshank9499@jeremiahcruickshank94997 жыл бұрын
    • Jeremiah Cruickshank not me! I ain't buy that shit from day one!

      @kaijumecha5766@kaijumecha57667 жыл бұрын
    • That's actually true. Trump is a terrible business man, but what he excels at is self-promotion and branding.

      @frutrace@frutrace7 жыл бұрын
    • WTF? Presidency is not a salesman job.

      @AA-xk1uv@AA-xk1uv7 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Trevor ... Isn't there a website to petition against Trump? I'm not American so ...

    @catrionaakacat@catrionaakacat7 жыл бұрын
    • Get the electoral college to change their votes or something

      @catrionaakacat@catrionaakacat7 жыл бұрын
    • catrionaakacat lol that ain't how democracy works m8y

      @camjoziboy@camjoziboy7 жыл бұрын
    • camjoziboy apparently it is ... I think you need to look it up...

      @catrionaakacat@catrionaakacat7 жыл бұрын
    • Urrcreavesh oooo... hope... This man is unfit and he is now hiring racist people to be on his team. If that doesn't prove that he wants to take America backward I don't know what will.

      @catrionaakacat@catrionaakacat7 жыл бұрын
    • My name yeh, your country..., after 200 odd years, this is the best you can do?, misguided dicks, the all half of you ( minus 200 000 )

      @eland65@eland657 жыл бұрын
  • Now I know where Quiboloy got the " LONDOL STAAAAP" (earthquake stop). Hahaha

    @joshwua3931@joshwua39314 жыл бұрын
  • Particularly excellent! Thank you!

    @joanboyle7221@joanboyle72217 жыл бұрын
  • "It's easier to con a person than to convince that person that they have been conned" (Paraphrased) - MT

    @akabaker98@akabaker987 жыл бұрын
  • "I can't sit on a fence. I'm not Paul Ryan!" Hilarious. This is a great joke.

    @ShiroKage009@ShiroKage0097 жыл бұрын
  • proud of you Trevor. love your comedy.

    @ashleyjackson7772@ashleyjackson77727 жыл бұрын
  • He will screw America BIGLY....!!

    @utsavatre2758@utsavatre27587 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor has been on fire for the last few months. I remember how people expressed apprehension on whether he would suitably cover the void left by Jon. He rightfully did.

    @lifepsycho123@lifepsycho1237 жыл бұрын
  • *sips coffee* Oh Donald you contradict yourself yet again.

    @PRHabits@PRHabits7 жыл бұрын
    • *sips tea as Kermit* But that's none of my business.

      @MsGrapeNehi@MsGrapeNehi7 жыл бұрын
    • Forgive Donald. He is old and senile. No one would ever pay attention to what that crazy old man say right. Oh wait...

      @peace4myheart@peace4myheart7 жыл бұрын
  • I had that issue of Choose Your Own Adventure...what a flashback!

    @TheRealitarian@TheRealitarian7 жыл бұрын
  • Good clip. Thanks for posting it.

    @swirlcrop@swirlcrop7 жыл бұрын
  • I hope Trump at least has the chance to expand his vocabulary during his stay at the White House. Which I believe won't take long.

    @MephLeo@MephLeo7 жыл бұрын
    • Trump:What does "No" mean? I called Chi~na last night to see if they'd send me a new wife for a trade deal. Congress:Mr. Trump? You're Fired. Trump:Haha. Real funny guys.

      @originalShorai@originalShorai7 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor is killing it on the daily show. Respect.

    @taylorsims4670@taylorsims46707 жыл бұрын
  • I was waiting for this video so much 👌🏾😂

    @farahgeedi967@farahgeedi9677 жыл бұрын
  • Congrats trump supporters, you played yourselves.

    @Blissfulvoid26@Blissfulvoid267 жыл бұрын
  • Everyday I hope to feel better or more accepting of this election. However everyday I am more and more horrified and frightened of the idea of a Trump presidency. I just can't believe that enough Americans voted for this man.

    @jemapelleayla@jemapelleayla7 жыл бұрын
    • They didn't, it is only because of the electoral college.

      @yansakuya1@yansakuya17 жыл бұрын
  • The way he said it, "Damn Donald". I followed it with a "back at it again with them lies". lol

    @straysheep5312@straysheep53127 жыл бұрын
  • “we will troll him for 4 years”. Cough Cough Tulsa 😂😂😂

    @alicemoran6936@alicemoran69363 жыл бұрын
  • Was that Paul Ryan, or poor Ryan. 😂😂😂😂😂

    @kyrell8334@kyrell83347 жыл бұрын
  • Just remember guys: Never Back, Always Forward, Always 🇺🇸

    @TheCamcamTV@TheCamcamTV7 жыл бұрын
  • Trevor has a nice behind ;)

    @jifeak@jifeak7 жыл бұрын
    • And you have a nice face :)

      @MegaBlueT@MegaBlueT7 жыл бұрын
    • MegaBlueT Thank you!

      @jifeak@jifeak7 жыл бұрын
    • and i have big dick

      @kogy426@kogy4267 жыл бұрын
    • MrSirFluffy lol. If my face looks like a behind to you, then you're in desperate need of glasses...or a life. Get either, or better yet, BOTH

      @jifeak@jifeak7 жыл бұрын
    • Janet Gabriel If I slap your face I can BOTH slap your ass and face lol

      @MrSirFluffy@MrSirFluffy7 жыл бұрын
  • The video was great! Keep them coming.

    @cindyoser9988@cindyoser99887 жыл бұрын
  • I thought there was already a fence between Mexico and USA

    @jackhunter2952@jackhunter29527 жыл бұрын
  • This segment was spectacular.

    @darkprose@darkprose7 жыл бұрын
  • I lost it when he said, "ISIS, stop it." The voice was too perfect.

    @saidagee@saidagee7 жыл бұрын
  • Man you are too good!😂😂😂

    @gokulnair8749@gokulnair87497 жыл бұрын
  • Thank You.

    @jillt9707@jillt97077 жыл бұрын
  • Trump will be the best POTUS ever, he will supply jokes to comedian for 4 years. Just like GW Bush. Halleluyah.

    @ahmadmohamad3182@ahmadmohamad31827 жыл бұрын
    • yup all these show hosts dont actually have their own opinions. they just say whatever to keep their jobs

      @SC-sf6eq@SC-sf6eq7 жыл бұрын
    • +Sam C Oh, you mean like how Trump lied to all of his voters in order to get elected? Usually the liars wait until they are officially sworn in before they drop the charade. He has no respect for you guys, lol

      @whatthe118@whatthe1187 жыл бұрын
    • ahmad mohamad I hope trump is fit enough to be president...he needs to dodge alot of shoes these 4 years coming.

      @skyd6692@skyd66927 жыл бұрын
  • That Paul Ryan burn!!! Woooo!!!

    @reyamala@reyamala7 жыл бұрын
  • oh Trevor you're killing me.i have laughed so much my face has a permanent smile.and it hurts but I want more,MOOOORE

    @vahidfarahani5142@vahidfarahani51426 жыл бұрын
  • Donald Trump: To all my supporters...SIKE!!!!! Thanks for the votes! Now. How

    @darcanjel7@darcanjel77 жыл бұрын
  • winter is coming

    @Th3mh1h@Th3mh1h7 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, now you people need a Dragon Queen.

      @grimsoncrow@grimsoncrow7 жыл бұрын
    • +grimsoncrow Um, she lost the election. Sorry, that was too easy; I just could not resist.

      @bkdmode@bkdmode7 жыл бұрын
    • winter is already here, see the white ravens?

      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti7 жыл бұрын
    • along with high rates of radiation.

      @angelrodartejr.9948@angelrodartejr.99487 жыл бұрын
    • Woah that's one hell of a hasthag lol. #orangewinteriscoming

      @niveshproag8660@niveshproag86607 жыл бұрын
  • he is truly a Gemini to all meaning of the zodiac sign... congratulations America.

    @robertholloway6612@robertholloway66127 жыл бұрын
    • Robert Holloway Of all the zodiac signs he would be cancer

      @XENOGOD@XENOGOD7 жыл бұрын
    • SAVAGE

      @ddjohnson576@ddjohnson5767 жыл бұрын
    • Ya true. Every sign has positive and negative traits and this guy is an amalgamation of all the worst negative Gemini traits

      @ethnne@ethnne7 жыл бұрын
  • Am I the only one that caught Trevor saying "camplaign promises"? Lol, You still the best though

    @bgcm1995@bgcm19957 жыл бұрын
  • hate him or love him , that plumber ending was a killer lmao 😂😂😂😂

    @MrInzombia@MrInzombia7 жыл бұрын
  • You are too funny. Thanks for the good sense of humor. We need to laugh!

    @iazibo3@iazibo37 жыл бұрын
  • At least we still have Trevor Noah

    @jca6160@jca61607 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm not Paul Ryan" ZINGGGGGGG

    @Fugue602@Fugue6027 жыл бұрын
  • Lol his "I done F***ed up" face xD

    @orul8249@orul82497 жыл бұрын
  • So Trevor is mad Trump is more moderate than he expected? I think some people just enjoy being angry.

    @Aaron77527@Aaron775277 жыл бұрын
    • No, more that he walked back on just about every election promise he made. Much like the politicians he claims to be different from.

      @getasimbe@getasimbe7 жыл бұрын
    • Aaron 77527 - Is Trump moderate? I don't think he really takes any of this seriously. Most politicians try not to get caught lying, Trump doesn't even care. He lies, then he lies about lying, then he say's something crazy to distract us from all of it. I'm not really sure "Trump", even knows what Trump is gonna do next. This all seems like some absurd improv by a man that isn't even trying to do it well. When W. Bush lied to us about WMD's in Iraq, at least he tried to keep that narrative internally consistent. When Colin Powell presented their evidence to the U.N., I believed him, he made a convincing case. They realized they needed people to believe that the administration was doing this for the right reason's. Trumps lies are nothing like this, there is no coherent meaning behind them, no content to analyze or corroborate. Trump just says whatever comes to mind, and deals with any objection by attacking and lying about that persons credibility. Trump will use a new lie to distract us from the old lie, and he provides a constantly shifting reality that exhausts us through constant confusion. All other politicians will try to hide the things they do which are clearly unethical. But Trump does these things right out in the open, being ethical isn't something he ever considers. When a reporter pointed this out, he said, "The law's totally on my side, the president can't have a conflict of interest. In theory I could run my business perfectly and then run the country perfectly. There's never been a case like this,” he said. "I'd assumed that you'd have to set up some type of trust or whatever and you don’t.” Maybe George Bush should have come right out and said, "I'm gonna invade Iraq, and get rid of Saddam. He's a bad guy folks, lets just finish him off. Then I will set up the best democracy you've ever seen. They will be so thankful once I remove that loser, we'll just use their oil to pay for the whole thing. I'm gonna invade Iraq and their going to pay for it. Mark my words folks, It's gonna be the greatest regime change you've ever see!"

      @redirishmanxlt@redirishmanxlt7 жыл бұрын
  • The whole time he was describing how "big it was" I was sat at home thinking "say bigly come on say something stupid give me something so I can roast you"

    @joef5987@joef59877 жыл бұрын
  • That Paul Ryan jibe tho..! 😂😂😂😂😂

    @jeharshah8202@jeharshah82027 жыл бұрын
  • brilliant Noah

    @angelacorbin4996@angelacorbin49967 жыл бұрын
  • My mom has been visiting other countries.... She told me she has been stopped multiple times a day and asked what the hell was America thinking... And people literally apologizing to her for being American.... The whole world is saying WTF America.

    @laylaariel3751@laylaariel37517 жыл бұрын
  • How fast Trump flip flopping he is going to give America whiplash 😂😂😂

    @kimbristow3935@kimbristow39357 жыл бұрын
  • Priceless.

    @TheNerdProblems@TheNerdProblems7 жыл бұрын
  • We are going to troll you HARD!.....I MIGHT DIE LAUGHING!!!!

    @haterface8812@haterface88126 жыл бұрын
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