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Chael Sonnen (UFC) - TOP 25 Quotes of ALL TIME.

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Master trash talker Chael Sonnen of the UFC. Some of the funniest quotes.

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  • How does his mind think that quickly to make up that story about Wanderlei in bed with the Nogeuira brothers and so on, what a man!

    @titanmma515@titanmma5159 жыл бұрын

    • Its called being smart....which you obviously ain't

      @666yanco@666yanco9 жыл бұрын

    • Some random keyboard gladiator judging my intellect...

      @titanmma515@titanmma5159 жыл бұрын

    • TenaciousTitan MMA be careful man, he has 666 in his name. He is either the Devil himself or a random fat guy asking his mother to pay for internet.

      @illuderebeliarh1260@illuderebeliarh12609 жыл бұрын

    • TenaciousTitan MMA You have to be pretty witty

      @njmes3037@njmes30378 жыл бұрын

    • It happened

      @Joker1841@Joker18416 жыл бұрын

  • i still think Chael is king of trash talk.

    @HappyGaming11@HappyGaming118 жыл бұрын

    • blahblahblah SAME

      @amg3681@amg36817 жыл бұрын

    • Think?

      @mrrequis3078@mrrequis30783 жыл бұрын

    • FOR SURE!

      @retsibrof@retsibrof3 жыл бұрын

    • No he's not. He's a truth talker.

      @TheOnlyBasketCase@TheOnlyBasketCase3 жыл бұрын

    • Who's better? No-one

      @richardronson7897@richardronson78973 жыл бұрын

  • "He's (Anderson Silva) not qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich" LOL

    @firecrackerjack68@firecrackerjack6810 жыл бұрын

    • firecrackerjack68 favorite line ever

      @17wildoutt17@17wildoutt176 жыл бұрын

    • No commission in the world that would sanction that beating” classic

      @mitchdrew9005@mitchdrew90053 жыл бұрын

    • You ok bro?

      @robbysleaze5041@robbysleaze50413 жыл бұрын

  • Chael makes Connors trash talk look cute

    @conrat64@conrat648 жыл бұрын

    • +conrat64 not funny connor trash talk is different level

      @a53524@a535248 жыл бұрын

    • +Akhil Singh yeah a lower level

      @closer20jc@closer20jc8 жыл бұрын

    • Rogan said conors better, and i agree. But chael is a beast at it

      @SDoGx54@SDoGx548 жыл бұрын

    • Were you listening? Are your speakers on? He tried to feed the bus a carrot!

      @kathyjensen7728@kathyjensen77288 жыл бұрын

    • rogan has his opinion and we have ours...chaels better

      @julietcharlie813@julietcharlie8138 жыл бұрын

  • this guy thinks his 22 wins in japan were real.... how he says it cracks me up

    @hoss011@hoss0118 жыл бұрын

  • "give me a silva, they all suck" lolololololo

    @checksandbalances0@checksandbalances09 жыл бұрын

    • checksandbalances0 can you tell me who he is talking about at 2:55?

      @UndauntedJohn@UndauntedJohn9 жыл бұрын

    • John rampage

      @samkhaled@samkhaled9 жыл бұрын

    • +John Bj penn

      @freddyarias7450@freddyarias74508 жыл бұрын

  • "On the streets of West Linn, Oregon, if you lay on your back with your legs wrapped around a man's head for 8 seconds, that does not make you a winner, that makes...... not a winner." BEST LINE

    @LoganNashFilms@LoganNashFilms8 жыл бұрын

    • +Nash Films As someone from Oregon, who has spent a lot of time in West Linn, I can say that it is the least threatening place on earth.

      @Eziokilla9595@Eziokilla95958 жыл бұрын

    • lmfaoooo, i AGREE,

      @titusotrilby3208@titusotrilby32088 жыл бұрын

    • +Eziokilla9595 That's the joke

      @cgrr8090@cgrr80908 жыл бұрын

    • Charlie Greer I know that's the joke, but I'm also from Chael's hometown.

      @Eziokilla9595@Eziokilla95958 жыл бұрын

    • +Charlie Greer derrrrrr.

      @robertbaratheon2193@robertbaratheon21938 жыл бұрын

  • "with a pair of night vision goggles i bought in the back of soldier of fortune magazine" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @closer20jc@closer20jc8 жыл бұрын

  • Working on your 'Joo-Jeetsu" hahahaha. That 'password...not required' quip cracked me up too hahaha.

    @kingkang432@kingkang4328 жыл бұрын

    • +King Kang It's hysterical. What is he even talking about? I don't think he even knows, but all with a straight face.

      @JazGalaxy@JazGalaxy8 жыл бұрын

    • +King Kang Didn't get the joke about password not required. Can you enlighten me?

      @guillaume958@guillaume9588 жыл бұрын

    • +JazGalaxy hes saying they are in there fucking

      @closer20jc@closer20jc8 жыл бұрын

    • 'Im a republican, I don't open my legs for other men'

      @GrayFell@GrayFell7 жыл бұрын

    • Chael Sonnen, submitted NINE TIMES in his career by joo-jeetsu. I can understand the resentment.

      @profd65@profd655 жыл бұрын

  • I love Conor McGregor, but no one can touch the entertainment level of Chael Sonnen's trash talk

    @cdmnumber3fan@cdmnumber3fan8 жыл бұрын

    • Bisping has come close but sonnen is the last emperor of trashtalk

      @gayjesus9448@gayjesus94482 жыл бұрын

    • 6 years ago during mcgregor a prime the good days 😔

      @ThatAiGamer@ThatAiGamer Жыл бұрын

    • @@ThatAiGamer But really Mcgregor was only funny because of the accent. Not 100% but maybe 65%

      @bullythebooks@bullythebooks Жыл бұрын

    • It's clean too

      @ajayagarwal9958@ajayagarwal9958 Жыл бұрын

  • I was lucky enough to have met Chael twice in Lake Oswego, OR and he couldn't be any nicer to a young kid like me. Seriously the most genuine guy, he's the best

    @izzythedude@izzythedude8 жыл бұрын

    • +izzythedude Yep. He was always trying to sell his fights, it was a big reason his fights drew a lot of buys. He'd watched enough pro wrestling and understood how they sold PPVs and took that to the UFC. He's even said on his podcast that he knew his chances of winning a few of those fights weren't good, but "you have to make that walk" and that "if I haven't prepared enough and haven't done the work, I have this asskicking coming, but you still gotta sell the fight and you have to make that walk".

      @SwirlEP@SwirlEP8 жыл бұрын

    • J

      @vrxmbov2514@vrxmbov25146 жыл бұрын

    • And he is also undefeated!

      @Ashketchup482@Ashketchup4823 жыл бұрын

  • This man is pure brilliance.

    @stratocaster1986able@stratocaster1986able10 жыл бұрын

  • lol "They all suck, gimme a silva!"

    @turtleguy5758@turtleguy57588 жыл бұрын

    • I want an easy fight

      @PrismanSP@PrismanSP2 жыл бұрын

  • 6:32 this is genius LMAO

    @kingme1034@kingme10346 жыл бұрын

  • Another Chael quote: "Brian Stan is a great American. He loves the USA and I love the USA; and right now, he's gonna get a red white and blue ass whoopin. "

    @natef1504@natef150410 жыл бұрын

  • "They TRULY have computers? I really didn't know that" hahahahahaha such good trash talking

    @knowing51knowing75@knowing51knowing757 жыл бұрын

  • I miss this guy.

    @vinicius401@vinicius4019 жыл бұрын

  • Ohhh man. At first the Bus and Horse joke was dry but the more you hear it the less air I can breathe. LOL

    @blackpage716@blackpage7168 жыл бұрын

    • It gets funnier the more you hear it.

      @dtc603@dtc603 Жыл бұрын

  • The Founding Father of a trash talk.The greatest of all time. Chael P.. P stands for perfectness.

    @PopeyeTheSailor@PopeyeTheSailor7 жыл бұрын

    • Nah the founding father was mohammud ali, chael turned it into a science, mayweather altered it, conor mcgregor legitmaized it even more after they all passed the torch

      @theForbiddenSpeaker@theForbiddenSpeaker6 жыл бұрын

    • McGregors trashtalk is 5th grade level. Just swearing a lot and calling everyone a bitch. He's had a few actually good lines. Otherwise it's finding one barely funny line then repeating it maybe 5 or 6 times, throw in calling them a bitch or whatever and then finish with saying how much money he has. That's every McGregor press conference or face to face interview.

      @Noobie2k7@Noobie2k76 жыл бұрын

    • Izaan Z Mohammad is not the greatest because he was the bed fighter in the ring of his time but he promoted the best. Exactly why Mayweather had sold out seats to his fights and McGregor has sold out seats to his. Anyone that's undefeated and doesn't have promoting material, will never be the #1 balloon.

      @youarebetterthanme7629@youarebetterthanme76296 жыл бұрын

    • The p still stands for icon

      @vitor3000@vitor30005 жыл бұрын

    • That would be Muhammad Ali.

      @jahimuddin2306@jahimuddin23063 жыл бұрын

  • the interesting thing about sonnen, is that it's very difficult to tell whether he is playing around or being serious.. The things that he says would make you think he's joking but he has the most serious look on his face haha

    @BerserkerGuts_@BerserkerGuts_10 жыл бұрын

  • This guy cuts promos almost as good as Steve Austin. Damn.

    @punketsu6222@punketsu62229 жыл бұрын

    • Steve Austin even for pro wrestling was OVERRATED AS FUCK! What?...What?...What?

      @TheCTEnterprises@TheCTEnterprises9 жыл бұрын

    • TheCTEnterprises You think Steve is just that? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Seriously dude, look at his promos during 97-00.

      @WWEJVCC2010@WWEJVCC20109 жыл бұрын

    • he's way better.

      @Sploshification@Sploshification6 жыл бұрын

    • I'm a huge pro wrestling fan and Chael is miles ahead of Austin

      @druidGAMER@druidGAMER6 жыл бұрын

    • Why try to compare. Chael himself said something to the effect of some people ask what would jesus do. I ask what would stone cold steve Austin do.

      @herculesbrofister265@herculesbrofister2652 жыл бұрын

  • 3:39 is the funniest one in the video. "Not a winner!"

    @bitchmodesquad@bitchmodesquad7 жыл бұрын

    • Yea the way he looked at the camera for a second says it all lol

      @bitchmodesquad@bitchmodesquad7 жыл бұрын

    • He was about to say something very rude but uncle Chael doesn't curse lol

      @jackbanks4532@jackbanks45325 жыл бұрын

  • The Batman/Superman comment cracked me up.

    @stormrevenant@stormrevenant8 жыл бұрын

    • Aniruddha Sharma aaah☺ i c an indian ufc fan

      @proudindian9140@proudindian91406 жыл бұрын

  • 'that makes not a winner, that makes ... not a winner' lmao :D

    @doppelpack_nk2402@doppelpack_nk24028 жыл бұрын

  • He's not denying that he lost the belt, He's just stating how he actually deserved to win the fight,which is actually true

    @jamesmelay@jamesmelay12 жыл бұрын

  • Gods, he's funny. I love his particular brand of tras- 'It's not trash talk, it's what I sincerely think' :)

    @matthenderson3133@matthenderson313310 жыл бұрын

    • So say we all

      @mxmang@mxmang2 жыл бұрын

  • Chael was the unquestionable #2 Middleweight MMA fighter in the world in his prime. Sport aside, he understood the business brilliantly. Personally, I would hang out with him once but not twice, lol.

    @markbutler6788@markbutler67889 жыл бұрын

    • @@mralex070 that’s a wild way to spell Wanderlei

      @M_martinez65653@M_martinez656539 ай бұрын

  • You gotta fucking love the guy.

    @MrDim1913@MrDim19138 жыл бұрын

  • Guys so quick with his words, genius, probably got a A in trash talking at school, and most likely gets the last word in every conversation

    @ricardomaritza9544@ricardomaritza954410 жыл бұрын

  • Im gonna Amy Schumer some of this guys lines, they're great

    @herculesbrofister265@herculesbrofister2652 жыл бұрын

  • whilst your working on your "Jiu Jitsu" HAHAHHAAHHAA I'm Dead, Chael is beast.

    @titusotrilby3208@titusotrilby32088 жыл бұрын

  • Christ i miss all this. He was the benchmark for entertainment

    @jayevans819@jayevans8199 ай бұрын

  • he is why I fell in love with UFC 👍✊👊

    @donnatanner2090@donnatanner20907 жыл бұрын

    • Donna Tanner you are the reason I love the KZhead

      @4yearstolive616@4yearstolive6166 жыл бұрын

    • jacob jose what

      @queefcookies2791@queefcookies27916 жыл бұрын

    • Donna Tanner hi

      @Al-oh9yr@Al-oh9yr6 жыл бұрын

  • He once has a awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Gotta love chael. He's the funniest guy in UFC

    @kidd172@kidd17212 жыл бұрын

  • How he came up with that home invasion thing is incredible, it was pure comedy!

    @mariuslie9105@mariuslie91056 жыл бұрын

  • Conon is a trash talker,Chael is a story teller lol

    @SahilPawar95@SahilPawar957 жыл бұрын

  • Yo, dude is hilarious. Period. You can say anything else about him, but that shit is just the truth.

    @okcomputer1982@okcomputer198210 жыл бұрын

  • The Overeem insults were so effortless and so smooth it's amazing.

    @john-michaelsalas9977@john-michaelsalas99776 жыл бұрын

  • Chael is like a trash talking savant. Fucking brilliant.

    @gabeb5803@gabeb58039 жыл бұрын

  • how can people say that conor mcgregor trash talk is better lol

    @yankeemafia999@yankeemafia9997 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is awesome period....he is tough and he is hilarious

    @victorslist3718@victorslist371810 жыл бұрын

  • 6:50 always gets me 😂

    @ilovejordanferris413@ilovejordanferris4136 жыл бұрын

  • This is perfect trash talk. Not at all nasty, in fact, really if anything he's really making fun of himself! Clearly just silly, but so quick, clever and natural. Easy to understand and remember. This is why he's so entertaining. All skills that could to some degree he learnt by others in the fight/entertainment industry

    @megag52@megag522 жыл бұрын

  • "The referee is not wearing an ear piece" Hahahaha

    @FrankKnights@FrankKnights8 жыл бұрын

  • the best TROLL ever

    @flyagaric007@flyagaric0078 жыл бұрын

  • “They all suck. Give me a silva” 😂😂😂

    @4Morfius@4Morfius5 жыл бұрын

  • Damn I miss him😓he just retired we will never froget you chael❤️

    @anonymousgamer9592@anonymousgamer95925 жыл бұрын

  • As a brazilian I have to say, Chael is incredibly funny

    @DDarkoBR@DDarkoBR11 жыл бұрын

    • Wow. They really do have computers in Brazil then.

      @BillyBattsandtheShineboxes@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes Жыл бұрын

    • @@BillyBattsandtheShineboxes funny

      @DDarkoBR@DDarkoBR Жыл бұрын

  • Take note people! No scarier place on the planet than Westland, Oregon. Damn, I don't know how Chael actually survived those mean streets. This man is an epically hilarious guy! It would be refreshing to have a few more characters with this level of whit in the UFC.

    @Imightberiding@Imightberiding10 жыл бұрын

  • LMAO! That Wanderlei Silva bit at the end was priceless. I can barely believe none of what he's saying is scripted. This stuff just comes off the top of Sonnen's head? Genius. Best troll ever!

    @nerdsta23@nerdsta2311 жыл бұрын

  • guys who cares that he said fedor sucks, he also said he didnt know brazil had computers, obviously u shouldnt take this guy seriously, hes just doing the attitude era WWE thing, he is very good at it, it sells, and its funny as hell.

    @avreeves@avreeves10 жыл бұрын

  • 2:36 predicted mcgregor

    @outlawstarOSTT@outlawstarOSTT8 жыл бұрын

    • He was talking about BJ penn

      @jedmyth@jedmyth8 жыл бұрын

    • No, he was talking about Rampage

      @TheMrTehawesome@TheMrTehawesome7 жыл бұрын

    • I thought he was talking about Tito Ortiz...

      @PronounceGaming@PronounceGaming7 жыл бұрын

    • hes talking about himself going to bellator

      @ThePcg813@ThePcg8137 жыл бұрын

    • Most likely talking about Tito

      @n7torp904@n7torp9046 жыл бұрын

  • Omg Chael is the best!

    @KwNJn1@KwNJn19 жыл бұрын

  • Chael is the real king of trash talking.

    @IamWoodstaman@IamWoodstaman8 жыл бұрын

  • chael could be a fuckin comedian with that timing

    @constantinelycouris2325@constantinelycouris23256 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that the threat he directs to Wanderlei Silva is considered a death threat while he never said that he'll kill him talks by itself. Sonnen is THE trash-talker, period.

    @TheWindstorm2012@TheWindstorm20127 жыл бұрын

  • I almost died when he talked about wanderlei, how does he come up with that bizzare threat on such short notice?

    @mariuslie9105@mariuslie91057 жыл бұрын

  • Had the pleasure of meeting Chael Sonnen at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

    @mistral8275@mistral82752 жыл бұрын

  • Still laughing to this day

    @Dr.Beyrojac@Dr.Beyrojac Жыл бұрын

  • Chael Sonnen just became my favorite fighter, of any discipline, ever.

    @IsntHeThat0neGuy@IsntHeThat0neGuy10 жыл бұрын

  • My favourite quote from Chael Sonnen:"If I see brock lesnar right now, I'll throw my boot at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me." Oh man, I'm so using that

    @NewCanadianTurtle@NewCanadianTurtle11 жыл бұрын

  • Legend

    @zoydztena4271@zoydztena427110 жыл бұрын

  • Chael confirming that Charles Bennett KO'ed Wandy backstage a decade before Wandy confirmed it is gold 🤣

    @ChillPill365@ChillPill365 Жыл бұрын

  • Love Chael to bits haha. This is the year of Chael!

    @skyhawk747@skyhawk7477 жыл бұрын

  • Legend.

    @Tom-se1yf@Tom-se1yf8 жыл бұрын

  • I wanna make a movie about Chael Sonnen...fund me people :)

    @victorslist3718@victorslist371810 жыл бұрын

  • If he came up with that whole home invasion/password not required bit on the fly, then this man is beyond a witch. Its as if he invented a new firm of thought process.

    @jackbauer4186@jackbauer41863 жыл бұрын

  • there have been people throughout history who are soo smart, witty and talented that they could speak like Chael's does naturally but is he one of them ?.. possible, or is this all just prepared material.. quite plausible!

    @XY-Man@XY-Man Жыл бұрын

  • Best of all time!

    @Solaris9709@Solaris97098 жыл бұрын

  • This is how WWE promos should sound. Get rid of the writers and let people be creative.

    @soxfan5505@soxfan55058 жыл бұрын

  • This video has had me in tears where I've laughed so hard. I love how he keeps bringing up, "I didn't even KNOW they have computers in Brazil!"

    @dreamsofelegance@dreamsofelegance12 жыл бұрын

  • This is the greatest video I have ever seen.. i think im gonna watch again..😊

    @mcmays22@mcmays22 Жыл бұрын

  • There was a bus in lav vegas and little nog tried feeding it a carrot and little big started rubbing it thought it was a horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool best line ever

    @sdzcsxcsdzx9153@sdzcsxcsdzx91538 жыл бұрын

  • damn he is funny, he is still yet to be Silva or Bones after all the shit talking but none the less a funny guy.

    @uriahcook2535@uriahcook253510 жыл бұрын

    • Uriah Cook I dont know chael dominated the greatest fighter in the world at the time for nearly 5 rounds. That justifies all of his shit talk to me.

      @justinhavens4700@justinhavens47006 жыл бұрын

  • Password... not required. USERname... not required. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @andrewpayne4444@andrewpayne4444 Жыл бұрын

  • This guy has been my favorite fighter since his early UFC days when he was at 205. I knew one day people would be talking about him.

    @CopperFather@CopperFather12 жыл бұрын

  • Chael: "Give me a Silva".

    @TheMunsterOnTech@TheMunsterOnTech10 жыл бұрын

  • thumbs up for thiago alves' reaction! lol

    @xinaliaful@xinaliaful9 жыл бұрын

  • My husband told me in the last month my trash talking game has reached an amazing level ..... I have this legend to thank

    @denisejones3017@denisejones3017 Жыл бұрын

  • I love this guy!! How can you not love this guy?? He is too funny...

    @rmarin1498@rmarin149811 жыл бұрын

  • haha chael is hilarious

    @mikenike1010@mikenike101010 жыл бұрын

  • HAIL CHAEL

    @Roedflair@Roedflair7 жыл бұрын

  • It's a mark of my respect for Chael and appreciation for his humor that he can insult Wanderlei and I'm still a fan of his. 😂

    @leetheflea4096@leetheflea40965 жыл бұрын

  • Love how Thiago was dying sitting next to him.

    @SB-jn8cw@SB-jn8cw2 жыл бұрын

  • Funny stuff. Defiantly at 4:03 LOL

    @jaredbrown3085@jaredbrown30859 жыл бұрын

  • 👍GIVE ME A SILVA👍

    @Rocco69Siffredi@Rocco69Siffredi9 жыл бұрын

  • this isnt the top 25 Chael quotes of all time, this is for quotes generally, Chael just holds all of the leading spots

    @Suplex479@Suplex479 Жыл бұрын

  • the bus and the carrot story is a classic. That never gets old :)

    @melknowles5177@melknowles517711 жыл бұрын

  • Well what happend mirko,what happend to your legs ? LOL!!!!!

    @beastmodefiazco1048@beastmodefiazco10487 жыл бұрын

  • Reminds me of Randal from Clerks lol

    @jamiepaugh2841@jamiepaugh28418 жыл бұрын

  • Chael is a gift.

    @glasschinjoshua1501@glasschinjoshua15016 жыл бұрын

  • "That makes......not a winner" favorite one

    @uwu_commrade1682@uwu_commrade16823 ай бұрын

  • Chael is the best trash talker. Connor is good too.

    @ReallyMontana@ReallyMontana7 жыл бұрын

  • Fken hilarious. I genuinely think that Chael is funnier than Louis CK. Wish I could see him fight again in the octagon without steroids

    @MrGreedyBunny@MrGreedyBunny7 жыл бұрын

  • lol his take on cro cop, too funny!

    @greatstate58@greatstate586 жыл бұрын

  • He is like Rick Rude, Ric Flair, Randy Savage, Val Venis, and Golddust all rolled into one when it comes to trash talk. He’s the best.

    @andrewcross8244@andrewcross82443 ай бұрын

  • give him a silva already.... they've been ducking him for 4 years now!

    @dazunderscorer@dazunderscorer8 жыл бұрын

  • i hate this guy , BUT he does make me laugh XD

    @tapinsapien6179@tapinsapien617910 жыл бұрын

  • this is my new favorite mma fighter

    @UberEliteDominator@UberEliteDominator12 жыл бұрын

  • This Guys is classic...love the death threat..

    @SDM123451@SDM12345111 жыл бұрын
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