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pin dat shit to top homie :)
Hi.
IS THAT IamMobo?!?!?!
Hi
Also let’s take a minute to acknowledge the fact that Steven unlocked his godfather impression DURING the shoot 😂
Who tf are you?
the sole voice of reason is the guy from those tiktoks everyone knows but cant remember just like reason
That was remarkable, honestly Steven just proved he's better than 90% of the SNL cast with that, not that he wasn't already.
he barely sounded like vito what are you talking about
🤣🤣🤣
"You are ten years old and Asian." Got me rolling on the ground. Best line ever
I love improv scenes like that
I love how they just could not hold it together.
I'm laughing all over again!!
What a FAILURE! His cousin is 4 years old and runs his entire region!
Ik! It was one of those moments where you didn't know what was gonna come out of their mouths next. It's like one time I meet this Asian guy in school and he was being racist towards me cuz I'm white but yk foreigners in school speak their language when shit-talking so we can't understand them, so I called him out in Korean, and he was like: 😶... "WHEN DID YOU LEARN KOREAN?" omg that got me it reminded me of this moment hearing that line😂
Chris got me feeling some typa way
Hi Daniel!!!!!!
:)
It’s been 3 days and Daniel only has 29 likes? Impossible…
Oh Daniel! I love your videos!
Daniel in the comments!!!!!
Nathan taking his glove off only to have another one under was the funniest thing I've seen all week 😂
That's like the Doc taking off his sunglasses to reveal he has another pair on underneath
2:32 the trench coat opening was honestly the most cinematic thing ngl
That HIT
True Hustler Kid vibes :D
@Thechrisbarnett could have brought Jimothy to snatch the candies for better effect hahahahah😂
YOU CAN ONLY MAKE 1 COMMENT AS A POPULAR YT STOPP THATS ILLEGAL
@@mar_wongYeah, but he’s more of a lover and an empath. Hypothetically.
Eating the Oreo sideways was the most disturbing part of the video 😭 well played lads
HAHAHAHAH
He's taking lessons from @thechrisbarnett psych roommate series.
FOOD CRIME
this is a war crime or aka THE BIGGIST FOOD WAR CRIME
For real 🫠
I watched this for the 10th time. I can't believe I just noticed how ridiculously small the luigi costume is on Nathan that he can't even ZIP the back 😂 1:40
As the candy trader on Halloween, I can confirm this is exactly how I feel
Kids are opening LLCs to trade candy
Why did only steven comment on this and no one else for ovr 6 months
Taking off the glove to reveal another glove had me genuinely howling with laughter!
Haha I totally didn’t catch that 😂😂😂
Almost no one caught that😂
I caught it too n I lol'ed
Same. I was not expecting it, yet I should've with the level of absurdity that is this video X
Never let them know your next move
Steven is the most accurate representation of Asians in all his videos 😭
Obsly
Legit true 😂🥲🔥✌️❤
I really his comedy too. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😮😂😊
It helps that he is Asian
@@Minegaming-rp1luoh wow no way, I didn't know a Bot could meat Steven IRL
''Where did you guys get a projector? Does my mom know about this?'' Had me crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They had so much drama in that exchange that even their local drama club looked at them and said "Woah, why so dramatic!??"
I love how they both have summoned glasses out of nowhere for the dramatic effect
Yes I confirm they just spontaneously spawn for that 1 shot
Super secret Asian glasses summoning technique.
i loved how the glasses had that shine. anime
This is exactly what it feels like when you and your friends are trading for candy 💀
Fr
Yessir
yo man gimme a snickers bar@@StevenHe
Kids with candy corn legit like the lower waged class meanwhile you got the lucky kids with king-sized bars.
Gotta start trading early
3:32 did anyone notice the subscribe button light up when they said to like and subscribe? Ive never seen that before
Me neither dude
Same 😳
Its a new feature yt added to get the viewers attention, and it worked
It's a new feature
The Mars Candy family should use Steven He to market their products. This is too hilarious 🤣🤣
I'll never expected to see the day I would see Barbie and Luigi having a debate about candy while Wednesday Addams was just there watching them 😂😂😂
Excuse you, it was Hulk Hogan and Luigi.
i’d love an au where barbie and luigi are asians, and they debate about this…!
Watching and giving commentary! 😂😂😂
Hulk Hogan* 😂
I think that was Hulk Hogan, not Wednesday, Addams
‘I run this block’ ‘You are 10 years old and Asian.’ Got me dying.
Im sorry, i just cant take steven seriously starting from 0:21 THE BLOND HAIR IS TOO MUCH 🤣
Dude I love how dramatic everything was 🤣🤣
The way Steven and Nathan just get into the negotiation and business talk without laughing due to the clothes they're wearing takes impressive acting skills. “Are you guys wearing business ties?” I didn't notice that until Chris noticed it.
We take the trade very seriously
same
1:50 the chinese guy was so shocked he turned japanese.
I'm appreciating the use of hangul. "Very NOT nice." That had me rolling. 🤣
“power what’s-the-point?” 😂
This whole video was to exchange the Oreos for M&M's, they negotiated so much they exchanged each other's candy and ended up back where they started... 😂😂😂😂😂
yeah. i immediately went to comment section but no one seemed to notice.
Beginning: Barbie has M&Ms, Luigi has Oreos End: Barbie has Oreos, Luigi has M&Ms and they swap back. Me: wait wut
I noticed that too, we're in the minority of people who still have the capacity to pay attention for five minutes
Does this mean I too, am normal, or are we the weirdos? I had to go back and confirm what I thought I saw.
yeah
The glove under glove reveal and the sideways Oreo crunch sent me.
You have a good eye. Most people missed those 2 jokes
The power of friendship prevails yet again
0:27 I didn't even noticed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:09 What kind of a psychopath bites into the cookie vertically?! 😂
We asians do🤣 I mean for real.
@@MaterialEqualMe well I certainly don't
@@puddingislife Then pass.LOL!
3:45 - The dude wearing white gloves over his white gloves is hilarious...
Guys the candies they eventually traded just switched places, steven had the m&m's in the beginning and he gave the mario x oreo collab in the end
Taking off his gloves to reveal more gloves was great.
Steven's godfather impression is just gold Also, WHO THE HECK EATS AN OREO LIKE THAT?
I literally cringed and said, "Oh! Why would you bite it like that?!" when Nathan ate the Oreo. 😂
I'M INFURIATED
idk why. i feel my teeth in pain watching him eats oreo like that.
stoobid children
I remember doing this right after trick or treating with my friends. Also in my neighborhood my teachers would secretly give extra credit to students who gave them their favorite candy so people would try to trade things to get a better grade.
@@cheryledavis3580*HOLD UP !* ✋️
Definitely need a part 2 for this series next year!!! 🎉 💯
😂😂😂 This was my childhood with my brother every time after trick-or-treat and the Easter egg hunt. So good!
I've no idea how they're holding their laughs while wearing those costumes😂🤣
I'll be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the Halloween spirit we need!!😂
I love your skits bro, i stopped watching for a while but now that im back im ready to binge watch everything i missed!
Luigi constantly removing his gloves with zero effect had me rolling
I should have had him do that all bideo
4:17 Moral of the Story: The real trade offs were the friends we made along the way
Underrated
What the fu-
1:03 bro needed to make a whole PowerPoint. 😂💀💀
I need more of this collab! I cant stop laughing.
The appearance of the ties got me. 😂
I’m not Asian but I still feel the tension in the room every year
I guess the difference is that Asians use powerpoint instead of slide 🤣
2:44 Such excellent wordplay 👏🏽
3:08 you monopolize the SUPPLY
I think this is one of my top favourites, the internal monologue, the deeper voices and Chris having self awareness and his dialogue/commentary.
I swear to God, despite me not being Asian my best friend and I have made it our tradition that on every November 1st we will set up on her front porch and trade candy, and we seal the deal with a secret handshake. It's probably the thing I'm looking forward to the most for this Halloween, and this was a completely accurate representation of what it feels like, but probably funnier because its Steven. (Also I completely missed this at first but holy shit, Steven *is* Warren Buffet now!!!!)
Warren buffet 😘👌🏻
Even in 1973, Halloween candy negotiations were fierce if I recall correctly 😂
I remember back in the 70s as well - the intense negotiations. And even then, it was one kid with all of the candy corn by the end. There's always one that will take it from you...
@@plektosgamingcandy corn 🤢
This is my favurite vid uv made. Nicely done Mr. He
4:18 I know it after he passed him the mnms
3:47 dibbled gloved
1:59 Bro i swear Steven tried to do "da Rock" expression 🤣🤣
that was the heaviest burn he had in his whole arsenal 🤣 2:54 Also, did he eat an Oreo vertically?? who does that
You are 10 years old... *AND ASIAN* -Chris
0:44 😂😂😂😂
Pls do a part 2 this was halarious😂😂
"that wasn't even a powerpoint that was a power what's -the -point!" had me dying so hard
That joke with the second glove was amazing. And your accent for the godfather was incredible.
Haha you caught it! That’s a hidden joke
@@StevenHe awesome! It was brilliant. And thank you for telling me, it boosted my esteem a little. You're incredible, king. Keep being your awesome self.
@@haz2968 i didn't get it lol pls explain?
Stephen, you’re some kind of wizard-Your videos help fix the shittiest of days. Wishing you and yours the best of everything! You deserve it. 💛
You were the first person I subscribed to on KZhead, thank you for your awesome content!
Ah yes. The trading business we always did as children. Such memories 😊 Edit: 300 likes? MOM I'M FAMOUS!
I always took candy to school to sell to the high schoolers.....
@@jonathanwessner3456Lol! That's a great marketing plan! 😂😂
MOM GET THE CAMERA❤😂
MOM GET THE CAMERS STEVEN HE REPLIED@@StevenHe
What da hail you not famous nobody know you
4:23 Why did I initially hear "the emotional damage YOU CHOOSE"... Man, the emotional damage you inflict upon us is REAL!
Lets go
I have been watching your videos for a while and they just get better every time
the reacts to the trade of the other two are so well placed lol
0:15 I am Chris in Every conversation just sitting there
I am so certain that everything Wednesday said was off the cuff and I LOVE THAT. Just pure improv and deadpan.
Loved you and Nathan Doan collabing
This is one of the most hilarious, and most relatable video i ever seen
I love when Chris cameos. He brings such "real person" energy. This video was hilarious. Thanks, guys. ❤️🔥🙌
1:45 Especially.. *looks at phone*
😂This is the best vid Steven talking is so funny
yooo this was insane so good viedeo keep going love it
0:42 “What if Don Corleone had a Franco-Russian accent?”
I can just imagine knocking on the door of a house for candy and Stevens dad throwing a slipper at me
Hehe
we need boomerang slippers
That was utterly brilliant ...and effing funny
This is my 3rd time watching this vid and it is still hilarious 😂 Keep up the good work
"Who are you?, Warren Buffet" and "That's not even powerpoint, its power-whats-the point" is literal gold. Got me cracking up, Steven
Wednesday better catch up, because this was a better collab than Saturday and Sunday. This the one we ALL asked for! 😝
The vertical eating of the sacred Oreo. Definitively shooketh.
This slaps in an especially hilarious way after listening to a chinese student discuss the relationship between covid-19 cases and streamer earnings using complicated mathamatical models for 1 hour during a seminar🤣🙆♀️😭
1:13 I love the Anime Effect. Detective Conan found shaking. P.S. The shaky voice for the interior monologue >>>>>>>>>>>>
I can’t imagine how hilarious it must be filming these
Bro this one had us laughing until 3am
@@StevenHe we want the bloopers
your vids always makes my day :)
Dude, you're hilarious. 😆😆 I dont remember how I found your channel but couldn't stop watching. 👏👍👏👍👏
"what do you think they are? Almond joy?" I love the collaborative condemning of almond joy😂
As an Australian, Steven's costume just makes me think of Rainbow Paddlepops, and now I really want ice cream, but it's 9.30am.
Time doesn’t exist. Eat the ice cream.
Oh my gosh YES!! Paddle Pops are the best!!!
This is absolutely golden
Megan's subtitles over the Oreo eating were absolute gold, loud chewing drives me INSANE. 😂 But of course, fantastic video, Steven! It's exactly what I needed tonight, thanks for the laughs!
The loud chewing KILLED US. Steven found it really funny for no good reason, and I suggested that we make it louder, to which he agreed 😂
Steven, your Brando impression was SO GOOD, and you didn't even have to stuff your cheeks with cotton balls (which is, allegedly, what Marlon did to get that 'vocal effect'). Best Hallowe'en sketch of 2023: I see your Luigui, and RAISE you a...Waaaaaah-Luigi. 😭 🍬🍬🍭🍭🍫🍫🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
No one noticed that there was no Mario. Just Luigi. Which never happened😂
It took some concentration, looking away from Nathan's 'TACHE...@@StevenHe
That was the cringiest ending ever 🤣 I'm literally in tears right now.
The power point got me XD
At 4:08 the man eats an Oreo *sideways* 🧐
*food crime*
I already called the police
@@ConstantOwlk 😂😂😂😂😂
I called the Chinese embassy,CIA and Asian FBI.They said that 2 taskforces are on their way.
@@ConstantOwlkalso Steven's and Nathan parents are coming too for whooping.
Everyone gangsta until Mom comes in and forces you all to share the candy equally
I truly like the friendship part
This video is PERFECTION!!!!
I feel like that first part with the business trade speaks for literally everyone on Halloween
every kid starts out high and mighty negotiating what their hauls are and what to trade for the best value in the school yard, until that one kid, whose parents works for the candy distribution company walks in with an entire sealed box of King Sized Snickers and everyone drops their bravado trying to please him in hope for a CHANCE at the goods.
That’s how the godfather was born
Nathan as Luigi is just perfect 😂😂
Steven always makes my day, even after it's been hurt