THIS WAS SO FUNNY!
Reading The Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Do It Yourself Book #2 (For the 2 year anniversary)
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I read someone else's Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Do It Yourself Book. #diaryofawimpykid #wimpykid #frogface
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Do you still have your Do It Yourself book? 🐸
Yeah lol I cut out the Tarantulas tho bc they scare me
Yep I don't want to talk about it though..........🐸
Yes. I do
Cheeseburger
No
Tanner if you’re out there.. we need you
It’s me, tanner
I am tanner, from the book
@@chucke-boycheese6563 okay
@@chucke-boycheese6563 I want proof
@@chucke-boycheese6563 i doubt it
I have a previously owned book of that, and everything was Minecraft. I was six at the time, so I filled the rest of it with poop jokes.
@EverythingRandom Funny
Noice
@EverythingRandom mine is a combination of both, I wouldn't stop writing about Minecraft and Roblox...
Sounds like me when I was 6
@EverythingRandom lol
I used to have a Do It Yourself book that belonged to some kid named Owen. He'd only filled out half the book so I decided to pretend to be him and filled the rest of it out, inventing stories to happen to him and his family in the diary part of the book.
You're destined for greatness
So you basically wrote a book!
That's amazing
I kinda wanna See that
No one: Absolutely no one: You: Then Owen and his family fall off a cliff! 😂
I had a cat in the hat themed "do it yourself " book that I received when I was little. years later, I read it, and one page told me to draw a picture of myself in the empty box on the page. for some reason I drew like 20 stick figures in the box. none of them looked like me at all. I must've been confused, idk why I did that.😂😂
Canary
I wanna see
I think it's the Oh the Places I'll Go from Dr Seuss
We need to archive the do it yourself books, because they’ll be historical artifacts detailing youth. If that makes any sense.
Yes 100%
I don’t have one so Ima archive my brothers
We need to fucking burn them all
i destroyed mine whoops
True, true
"A guy named Kobe will be president" This was definitely written before 2020
No it was written “colbe”
Someone could have the same name as him dumbass
Can you be nice??
@@senakofiasimenu1875 sure
@@Deadchannel1737 ok mr. fucking gaming crazynesssssss
7:46 the autograph slowly became a side ways bubble number 4
6:22 Ngl that was an amazing impression of a mother 😂
I had this book as a teenager, it went from PG to NC-17 real fast.
me to but iwasobessed with that one boy i wont name rn...
Damn, son
I read somebodys do it yourself diary of a wimpy kid and in the comixs there were swears but not that bad.
@@Emmawow12 oh you went through that weird stalker phase huh?
I literally wrote about hentai and shinigami summoning rituals...cuz i wanna summon calliope mori
"Do you really eat organic food?" *You got bread?*
zoo wee mama
ZOO WEE MAMA
zOo wEe mAma
Almost as good as "Natalin?" "You are ugly" "Ya" "No."
*h* *i* *l* *a* *r* *i* *o* *u* *s*
I gotta give him credit. Rango and book of life did pretty well. Both well made movies. One funny and the other one telling a good story.
i have never seen book of life but rango was really good
Tanner is a legend. The comics made me crack up!
Now I want a shirt that says "it's organic"
Cute pfp 💖
@@MogusMasterSaikawa22 thank you ms kobayoshi
Same
The reason i wrote that was because of an episode of some show i watched that said it.
@@ControlYourKids hey tanner, how do you feel about your past self?
"Dead fish" is the supreme answer because it's funnier the more you think about it. Does it imply the kid would have preferred alive fish? Did he actually try alive fish and like it better/dislike it less? Did they specify dead because they think people usually eat fish without killing them first?
Tanner was a comedic master
organic
i mean there's some kind of sushi where you cut up and eat the fish alive
@@SuperUmizoomi well if you cut it up then its dead. you mean like moving, right?
@@icedchqi they cut it just in the right spots so its still alive when you eat it
I know I'm late to the party, but I still do have my book. I got it when I was in 5th grade and never touched it for the next few years (I did draw in it a little) and one day, when I looked back at it, I was like, wtf did I do 🤣
Bro... He plans on living on the moon being 200,000 miles away from Earth lmao
can we make "its organic" into an actual meme? its iconic lol
Heck yeah
-its iconic- it's organic
LMAO IMMA USE IT EVERYWHEE
it’s organic like this comment
@sexy toilet water I literally just said that
i have one thing to say about his book ITS ORGANIC
yessir
yes sir yes sir
hi, yes it is organic.
@@tanner0bj R U that; book guy ??
@@ZestyChipp yeah, i lost that book when i was 9
1:04 got me laughing LMAO
5:38 I can’t stop laughing at this… 😂
Imagine the book owner watching this video 😂
o_O
@@tanner_36 wat
@@tanner_36 *ayo*
@@tanner_36 Tanner!
@@tanner_36 is it really you?
"80 feet and 50 inches tall" *dang all the girls will want him*
Lol
Someone had to do it
Nah, it doesnt start with a 6.
Only the fat little ones for some reason tho.
Yeah, all the white girls.
I remember getting this book for my 5th birthday when i learnt how to read and write, and one page was like 150 stickmen drawn all over
I bought one that had been filled out 3 pages only, and for the favourite game part he wrote "play stashon"
The annoying catchfrase: *AMOGUS*
I like it when I find Flamingo fans on random videos
@@arcane588 same
@@arcane588 LOL same
me to ( even im an flamilgo fan btw)
sus amogues E
I predict a cheeseburger will cost 10$ Carl’s Jr.: *H E L L O T H E R E*
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
*cough* *cough*
@@landonpeckham7752 (ignites lightsaber)
@@landonpeckham7752 Hacking noises intensifies
“Do you eat organic food?” “BITE MY BISCUITS!”
Zoo wee moma
1:51 "pink, brown, poopy, i don't care" lol poopy
If tanner sees this that would be a legendary crowranaburger moment
who
I DID SEE IT
Didn't see I would find you here
Dude, I was straight up scared this was mine. My name is Tanner as well and I had one of these books. I think I buried mine after I tried to burn it when I was 14. Because I knew how fucking bad it was
Thats my book lol I remember it
I love how he said that the worst thing he ate was dead fish, I would be concerned if you eat them alive
he likes them organic, of he'd eat them alive
what is the problem with that? oh, sorry, brb, the police is at my house
Imagine swallowing whole a living fish
That's the best thing he ate
Gollum Gollum
"in the future they close down" 2022: TOYSRUS IS BACK BABY
It's 2024 If aliens come to 2025
@@Man_Aslume Naaaah 💀
6:56 This hits hard when you feel Tanner's injury
"2016 already happened and aliens didn't come" That's what they want you to think
I don't aliens will come in 2025. It's 2 years after I graduate high school
Lmao
@@dominicmestas1626 LOL same
you tryna hint at something? 👀
My little sister had 4 do it yourself books because she kept filling them in with weird stuff. One of which was from goodwill and the person who had it before said that shrek was a legend.
I mean were they wrong though? Book of fax.
they’re not wrong
Yeah well shek is a ledgend
Not lying
but shrek is a legend tho
I need a new do it yourself book cause oh my god the updated version would go crazy
2:45 looks like Greg if he got hit in the face 5000 times by a bulldozer got my dead😂😂😂
2:03 ah, i see Tanner is a man of culture.
Thank you. Im tanner btw. I lost the book when i was 9 and somehow, someway i find a video of some random guy looking through it.
@@ControlYourKids cappp
@@tylerchaney9619 nah bro im not lying. But i can see why u think that. The chance of me seeing this video was extremely slim, but i saw it. And now that im trying to tell people that was my book they dont beleive me, which kinda makes me sad since they still think "tanner" hasn't seen the video EVEN THO I HAVE. Im actually tanner and if there's any other way to prove it tell me. 😂
@@ControlYourKids what’s ur last name?
@@tylerchaney9619 Mince. But i don't see how that proves anything.
3:30 *SPINNING WILL NO LONGER EXIST*
Is no one gonna talk about Corwanaburger Googling Greg's Mom at 00:40-
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? *Greg:* Video games, weekends, TV, music, girls, food, movies, sleep. *Rowley:* _I'm not gay, Greg._
*slams the door*
Dimitri what’s on your mind, LGregBTQ
and so rowley and I lay on the roof next to each other...
Greg: that's not what you said last night
@@denkikaminari3975 z-zoo wee mama😳
Gotta say, Tanner’s got some good tastes in movies. Mainly Rango.
That's my older brother Tanner...
NO FUCKING WAY looooooool
Yup Rango underrated
@Jerry Tolbert yeah my favorite food is dead fish on rice
@@chillbreeze4 yeah right
NOBODY TALKIN ABOUT THE "List your injuries" 💀
Well depending on when Tanner filled this book out, he predicted 'inflation' as a single burger, not a meal (atleast where I live) is almost at $10.
Tanner got good taste tho the book of life and rango are actually really good
And both of them were really underrated
thanks man. really appreciate it
@@tanner0bj You’re not the real Tanner
@@bushmanstudios2490 and you're not a real bush
@@tanner0bj I mean it’s 2020 so I can identify as whatever I want so I guess that does mean you’re Tanner But you’re not the tanner From the video
2:39 I can’t stop laughing 😂
Me too its just too funny XD
Same "B A L L S"
bols
For me its 2:43
@@JordanKKenos yeah I know those two parts I love 😂
This brought me back especially because I got a used one and it wasn’t completely filled out but I could see some weird erased drawings
7:08 i just drew around it ∞ IQ
A 🧠 Was Used
Same
Well this is a reality shift
Indeed it is
@@legojangofett1845 thanks Soviet Union, very cool
Sadly, I don’t know if I even had a do-it-yourself book. I know my friend had one, but I don’t think I had one. Time to get one and read it in 5 years
@Sß greenster I got move diary, and do it yourself.
@Sß greenster I believe I had that
I didn't have a Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Do it yourself book, but I did have the Judy Moody version when I was in 5th grade. I randomly found it a few weeks ago and it had my dying.
00:40 I got a meme CrowRanaBurger: Just trying to get the camera ready Laptop: Did you say show my secret photos for the camera?
When he was saying poopy in 1:50, i was about to say 'im trying to eat dude' 😂
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Your welcome
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I eat poopoo
@@shrekisthebestanime3644 *C O O L*
🐸
He's already valid for having Rango as his favorite movie
On god
Amen
You’re gonna love this one I stole from my class. It’s just pure 5th grade humor.
2:36 "He's got something else on his mind. Balls" I love this line.
”Do you eat organic food?” "Of course I do, silly" _"You_ _got_ _bread?"_ *"Zoo* *wee* *mama"*
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@Hex 🏀📺 omg it's hex
Epic dialogue! Oscar worthy!
Ok y’all. I bought one at a thrift store and well it was already drawn on, right? Well, I’m the end there’s the write your own journal, and mine was a little bit weird. The kid starts off by “I’m a bad kid. I do everything wrong. I just wish that I was good enough. My mom says i am bad. I am probably not getting any presents this year.” The rest is scribbled on. The picture is him breaking a window with a baseball, his mother yelling at him and pampering who I think is his sister. Later in the pages, he says “I wish I was like my sister. Mom likes her best.” Earlier in the book, there was the make your own comics, and he drew him with a skate board. From here we see his mother forcing him to give his sister a try, and the kid says “shut up Emily” and things like that. The results of the comic are his sister(presumably Emily) crashing and, well, getting injured or possibly dying? He keeps this pattern throughout the rest of his comics however they are different characters. This is an obvious case of child neglect. He draws himself getting yelled at, his mother shooing him away, and pampering his sister ‘Emily’. This is either a sick and cruel joke or a serious case of a obviously young child being, from what I saw, mentally abused and neglected.
I don’t no what to say
@@leafybunnie9499 know** and yes it’s not okay
I just hope that kid is good now
this is horrible man
Bro this hits different- Couldn't imagine a kid's notes and thoughts being so deep ;-;
Guys my brother owns this book! No cap! He put it on eBay because he was too old for Jeff Kinney books. Glad to watch this video. All these facts are true!
he said he got it at the thrift store my man
It's funny that this video came out 2 years after the other one and I'm coming back to it exactly 2 years later
“A guy named Kobe will be president” Guess that didn’t age well
69 likes
@@jedjed5078 did you mean 139? see? it changes.
@@doomkittydoomkitty *164
@@tnytmytx Glad your helping to prove my point :)
@@doomkittydoomkitty you're*
Tanner’s dream house was exactly the same as the books, but he included a bathroom lmaooo
ploopy.
@@tanner0bj DUDE WTF?!?!
@@tanner0bj that’s so controversial wtf
@@tanner0bj DUDE WTF?? TAHTS SO OFFENSIVDHDJDJD
@@tanner0bj kzhead.info/sun/ntGKh66ocHN_po0/bejne.html
2:36 he got on his mind ω (lowercase omega)
7:39 lol
Best comic ever
More funny “I hate you” “I hate you too” The end
6:59 can’t stop laughing
6:55 funniest part lol I laughed so loud
Me to
Rango and the book of life are one of my favorite movies.
"i like you" "ok" the end
Plot twist: Hes showing his own Do it yourself book but saying its someone else's so he doesnt look awkward
I get it’s a joke but it makes no sense. Why would he have two of the same book and put different stuff?
@@braincor7749 because its a joke
@@lordmilchreis1885 they said they get it was a joke they just didn’t understand the illogical reasoning
The person Kode has never and will never be president 😔
It said colbe
I wrote colbe not kobe😂 colbe was my friend who wanted to be president so i wrote his name.
LOL YEAH GUESS THAT DIDNT AGE WEL
@@ControlYourKids bro what kinda spelling is colbe 😂 also your drawing of greg killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂
@@ControlYourKids imagine trying to impersonate a 13 year old
I LOVE THIS PERSON FROM THE SECOND THEY WROTE THE BOOK OF LIFE
6:55 really got me 😂😂 bro getting a p#### is an injury 😂😂😂😂😂
1:44 I'm a dude and my favorite color is pink... 😥
Sad, also what is your channel based on? I'll be happy to check it out
What are you doing here?
@@Pixoul. M E M E S MAINLY YTPS
my favourite colour is ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevueu ugbemugbem osas
I think that is awesome! My favorite color is orange.
6:55 “What in the-“ “List your injuries” **visible confusion**
VISIBLE INDEED
@@mikedrxp YES
3:04 *that didn’t age well.*
Literally, I had one of those and my whole thing I filled up everything besides all those pages at the end, no one ever use those 😂
that kid is like 13 now, imagine how embarrassing it would be to randomly find this on youtube and the book is theirs
It is very embarrassing😂 Im tanner btw and i am indeed 13
@@ControlYourKids Nah nah show your birth certificate.
@@GOODBOYMODZZ why would they dox themself just to prove they wrote in a book when they were 8?💀
@@star-gutz9770 it's worth it
Haha control ur kids
i have a theory about his injury where he got hit in his golfballs so hard once that they had to get them removed and that's why only his winky is illustrated
6:48 im from Canada and we still got that
Same but we still got what?
@@STEVENVUEH599 toys r us
@@superduper1436 ohhhhhhh
2:39 Him : “it looks like Greg who got hit by a bull dozer” Me. “Nah it looks like manny but with glasses”
"i was born in 2008" this kid is currently a 13 year old, he's my age, probably dealing with my same problems, jesus, now i'm depressed edit: as in depressed, i meant that i was feeling a bit down after that realization, not that i had depression
Same. This is awkward
What’s your definition of depression?
Cesco's Mewtube Channel, being tired out, not super boo hoo sad, but just not super energetic
Jeez calm down. If you as a 13 Yr old is depressed. Real depressed people would have died in the pits of hell by now.
Valaabh Divakar, actually yeah I'm not really depressed like I'm not suicidal.
Susan heffley is the best character in all of fiction
Rodrick would like to have a word with you.
@@ryanhutchinson4467 *Manny has entered the chat*
*Rowley hears your statement*
She is a great mom
Actually, Rodrick is the best.
Tanner deserves an Oscar for most creative author
Legend has it that film is still sitting outside to this day
“Y will not eat spineg” cracked me up so much!
y will not eat spineg dude!!!1!11
Rango and the Book Of Life are cinematic masterpieces.
It’s the perfect time to do a part three
Some random customer: This tastes funny Me: It's Organic
First time ever watching this guy. This video was hilarious for my immature brain. The whole thing is just him insulting this kids DIY book and I love it.
Tanner likes Rango and Book of Life, eh? Rango is basically a stage play, while I remember the scene where sugar skeleton lady lectures tar skeleton man in the land of the forgotten like clockwork.
I love Rangoon.
@@beepboop1472 me too. Rango is basically me during a stage play.
Tar skeleton man?.... **Return* *of* *the* *living* *dead* *flashback* *ensues**
@@Postaldude2003 I know his actual name is Xibalba
@AbnormallyNormal I said that rango was a stage play because the story is narrated by a desert owl mariachi band and rango at the beginning did a little play in his enclosure with a fish toy, a mannequin of a womans body, and a dead bug.
> Favorite Animal: hawk Why: good looking Favorite Color: neon pink I hope Tanner became a furry and his sona is a bright pink hawk because otherwise I'll be disappointed And I think the fourth word is "sheke" and he meant "chic"
Me when theres no connection: WHERS THIS MAN WHEN U NEED HIM
If there's ever a museum with exhibits about stuff from the 21st century, these need to be in there.
I actually really like this book when I was a kid and still have it. You know? Maybe I could buy another one just for the lols of how I changed overtime.
I just got mine yesterday and I’m just getting started
@@zatsunedemon7160 ima get one soon
@@sarcsaticsoona2994 oh boy hopefully you’ll have some interesting things in there
I filled out one in Intermediate School and I filled out another in Middle School. I want to fill out a third one before I graduate High School so I can complete the trilogy.
One time I got one already written
Ngl,he actually has some good taste for movies:)
3:46 I laughed so hard I almost peed I did
7:23 GREAT JOB BUDDY! he deserves a music award for that!
The sequel no one asked for but every one needed. Also I had a Do It Yourself Book, but it's lost now 😂
Same lol 😂
nobody asked B)
The whole time I was laughing so hard 😂 The Government agent watching me: 😐
Highly respect Rango and The Book of Life. Those movies are GOATed