CoolGames Inc Presents: Super Mario Bros. Maker - Polygon @ E3 2017
Nick, Griffin and a team of anonymous external contractors have collaborated to create the most exciting piece of software to come out of E3 2017: Super Mario Bros. Maker.
Based on a suggestion from Episode 40 of CoolGames Inc., this revolutionary executable allows the player to make the Mario franchise character of their dreams. Featuring contributions from freelance consultant Justin McElroy.
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7:13 *Luigi booty slider to MAX* [Griffin, in the softest of voices] "Oh my god...."
When she too Thicc
when I saw this comment, I thought you were kidding about "the softest voice ever" thing. Then a few seconds later, i realized that you were not kidding around.
Connor McClintock There was actually 0% voice there and there is no possible softer voice
E X T R A T H I C C
my gut tells me that was actually Tara Long / someone else in the background going "oh my god" but i want to believe it is Griffin turning away from the screen and softly saying it under his breath
gender is a binary and the only two genders are ario and uigi
why can't I make a luigi-dragon-kin? this game is oppressing me!
+I Literally Just Pooped My Pants Whoa let's back up and appreciate this really Good comment guys, I don't think this one's ever been done before!
hey this i literally just pooped my pants guy really did a big goof. a real big yummy funny goof. this pooped my pants fucker just told a god joke and now im dead. fuck you
weeaboos are ganging up on me. this is a nightmare that I never imagined would become reality.
"ganging up on me" bro one person responded directly to you...
everything polygon makes is slowly collapsing into one enormous monster factory
And I am completely fucking okay with that.
Good.
can i ask what a/the monster factory is?
its a video series by polygon hosted by griffin and justin and it is..........boyful (full of boys ((also you should watch every episode)))
Oh dude. You have to watch Monster Factory
They foresaw gooigi coming and didn’t even know it
Absolutely wild called shot
Once he spoke Guigi I seached for this comment
@@retrotrope same here. When Luigi's Mansion 3 came out it has been bugging me ever since why that name sounded so familiar.
all the polygon video series are beginning to enter a singularity
SoupwithSeafood are you saying they are blobbing together
SoupwithSeafood when they all converge it is then that the Final Pam will Devour
They're so similar it's like they're all made in some sort of factory..
I want this.
Please Retweet this really good picture of Car Boys Inc. in the Monster Factory while Allegra and Pat Watch Every Polygon Video
Toe-to-tip, that's a Super Mario Bros.
Shigeru Miyamoto says, "That's a Super Mario Bros."
"They do Super Mario Bros. better than me," Miyamoto admits.
"They are the Mariomen now."
Take it to the bank boys, that's Luigi!
tip-a to toe, that'sa super mario!
I want a reverse amiibo where i plug a blank figure into this game and the real life figure reconstructs itself to look like my mario
This technology exists?
@@yarinice1 it does?
Mothman OfficalTM you could 3d print this mario
i know this is a joke but i really want this to be released to the public so i, too, can make an uigi
moon yes please
coolgames inc: monster factory edition
god, yes, let this happen.
I mean... it kind of just did?
it's not monster factory because there's middle sliders
ddovey that.. Is true
Top 10 best anime crossovers
griffin's soft "oh my god" at 7:15 fucking destroyed me
do u ever see a thumbnail so beautiful that u cry?
I cried, but it wasn't due to beauty
was it pain?
The Talking Guest It was grief
ghostyjpg now I have yes
I just did.
Waluigi with the long hair and low hat would blend right into Gorillaz.
Wamuigi looks like a fucking Jim Carey Yo-Kai. Like if Jim Carey and Mario were to simultaneously die in a horrible two-spear related accident, they would reincarnate into Wamuigi.
26:38 "Yeah Grimsby but..." _"But what?"_ "Five buttcheeks..." _"...Four butthôls"_ ":0"
I'm truly devastated by the fact that I got this reference. Thank you
i lost my goddamn shit when waluigi's mullet grew. never mind anything else funny THAT is what made me lose my shit
WALUIGI HAS FIVE BUTT CHEEKS CONFIRMED
"five butt cheeks!" "seven vaginas"
knockoutroundabout imagine
It's a reference to an animation, look up Ariel Needs Legs.
Five electric asses!
cool tally hall profpic
Waluigi ended up looking like a psychonauts character and I love it
Yes! I was thinking the exact same thing!
I wish there was some kind of bizarro princess peach and Daisy equivalent, for W and W
They were considered for a Paper Mario game. I believe only Peach though. Wapeach.
oh my god. oh my god. griffin, nick. oh my god.
7:00 luigi had that SNATCHED waist
rcdart luigi
please nintendo fit this in to your 25 minute treehouse please
Min min for the bin bin
That moment when Justin sees Guigi
17:55 Griffin invented Gooigi before Nintendo did confirmed definitely true.
*expecting this to be a short clip* *sees the **31:16** time stamp* What a wild and grand time to be alive :'D
HolyMagikarp ugh too long
That's a weird way to spell "short", my friend!
23:07 looks like the villain from the extremely goofy movie
HE DOES
is this the first time they've gotten all the way to dev?? congrats cgi!!
munchlax analysis is a real game though
It's Make your Sonic, from Sonic Dreams Collection.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same developer(s)
I am so deeply disappointed this masterpiece was never released to the public Imagine the POSSIBILITIES
i fucking teared up at the wa ass
Small Brain: Wow whoever made this for Nick and Griffin rules Normal Brain: Just Like Bart Big Brain: By changing the form of these iconic figures Nick and Griffin show how tenuous all art is Galaxy Brain: jUsT LIke bARt
toe to tip, this is a-me, mario
23:53 "Why does your mouth move like that?" "TO GRIND YOUR SKIN"
Yzarro I had the exact same thought.
Postmodern Luigi.
Avant-Gardio
@@MattVariety underrated comment
Love this new monster factory
Griffin predicted “Gooigi”
this is absolutely a fetish thing for someone
Polygon's current tagline, tbqh Polygon: Absolutely A Fetish Thing For Someone™
Scrungy Bingus? I think you mean Scrungy Bungus.
i have the odd feeling it’s EVERYONE’S fetish. not mine, but everyone’s.
Scrungy chungus
Scrungy Bingus that someone’s name is Griffin McElroy
guigi walked so gooigi could fly
me : body dismorphia : u look like this
Little did they know, gooigi, griffins of, would become cannon in 2 years.
17:50 Griffin predicts Gooigi.
Cool Games Inc. predicted Gooigi from Luigi's mansion 3 28:50
Wamuigi got them fuckin' DIO shoes.
alternatively, Wamuu - igi
Justin's reaction to seeing the edited Luigi for the first time is perfect 🤣
Remember that time that Griffin accidentally predicted Goo-igi
Glad the boys are keeping themselves entertained in the void
NyxKnacks I can't believe they pulled Justin into the time ring with them.
I love how Justin got pulled into this. Also are they filming this in a freaking warehouse because WHAT is that echo
Can this ever be publicly released?
Legally yes, but morally no.
Hearing Griffin say "Guigi" is totally surreal.
When I die I would love for someone to give an amazing,heart felt, and beautiful speech about me.. THEN WHIP AROUND AND PRESS PLAY ON MY SPEAKERS JUST TO BLAST THE UNDERWATER LEVEL MUSIC!
my reasoning was oh ill just watch this funny video before I buckle down to work in my local coffee shop you monsters had me *crying* real tears I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud in a tim hortons
31 minutes of pure bliss
Did... Did they predict gooigi? This is SO much older than mansion 3
Cool Monster Inc? Monster Games Boys? My Games, My Monster, and Me?
my jaw DROPPED at 17:55, ill never understand how they call so many shots out of the BLUE like that
Im actually crying right now, this is amazing
Vinny NEEDS this.
love my soft sweet e3 boys
I think Mario was playing dead to avoid being mangled.
Can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhh none waluigi with left eye
I like how Nick and Griffin turned Waluigi into the guy from the Royco Cup-a-Soup commercial.
Download link. Now.
I mean if there's tons of sonic oc makers why isn't this already on the market?
PLEASE
Nintendo
griffin and nick thanks for being the comedic voice of our generation
also justin and travis and like, the other good good polygon podcast people
Two years later, Gooigi debuts in Luigi's Mansion 3. Coincidence? OR CONSPIRACY?!
I literally got reprimanded by my parents for laughing too hard while watching this
I can't believe griffin created gooigi
Rario? Nah fam. That's 🅱️ario.
Kinography 1994 toe to tip, thats a Bario
CONFIRMED: Nintendo stole Cool Games Inc.'s original character "Guigi" for Luigi's Mansion 3.
this is sincerely my most anticipated game of E3.
you turned luigi into steven universe after he says "balanced breakfast"
oH MY GOD THE CINEMATIC PARALLELS
Xeno Agrios "Ah made-a a together mushroom-a stew!" And then he asks Garnet Kong to release him from his torment.
Wamuigi looks like a character from Amateur Surgeon.
Nix its the teeth
Pizza hut with Reggie
your body needs to be ready
the fact that the letter changes on the hat when you change their name makes me wanna cry
thank you griffin mcelroy for being the prophet we deserve
"Do you kids know where to get, drugs?!" That is the funniest thing in this video by far
This has been showing up in my recommendations for weeks now. It is the year of our lord 2020 and KZhead have decided that I need to watch Luigi get hurt, and Luigi's terrible face will stare out at me from the sidebar again and again until I watch two men hurt this boy. Here I am, KZhead, here I am to watch Luigi get hurt. I will do your dark bidding, and then hopefully Luigi's suffering will leave me and mine alone.
Lmaooo
why must polygon call every nintendo character that i love a pervert?
what else u gonna call mr five buttcheeks and four whole assholes
griffin fredette because they're all perverts sorry buddy
Loving that you can have Mercurio/Mercurigi, Chlorinigi/Chlorinio, and Leaduigi/Leadio with the naming mechanics here
B C don't forget arsenic mario. arsio
perfect
Griffin and Nick moving on up in this world. Can't wait to see all the Cool game inc games coming out.
Those unnamed contractors you mentioned had better be Arcane Kids. I now want a Mario Brothers Dream Collection.
17:18 This is exactly how I remember Luigi. My memory is not so good.
I'm really going to miss Cool Games Inc. It was the highlight of my week and made me stifle laughter while on public transport.
hey new monster factory episode
This is what beamng.drive looks like with people instead of cars.
Mar' boys?
Wait this is monster factory tsk tsk tsk This should be a three man job
I retract my statement, justin jumps in later
is this legal
maybe... maybe...
Yes Luigi consented to it
Tbh Polygon and everyone with them have been the best part of E3.
can't believe these men predicted gooigi
When they started changing waluigi's nose, I just kept saying "Oh god, oh god I don't like that-" it was like a third nipple on his face
mullet waluigi is my new favorite thing and i will protest until the official design of waluigi is redesigned to have a mullet
no success
They predicted gooigi
MonsterGames Inc.? Cool Factory?
I tried to take a sip at 9:09 and couldn't speak because I was laughing so hard
my favorite nintendo characters, mario, luigi, waluigi, and WAMARIO
They got the W-ass they talked about forever ago. That makes me _inhumanly happy._
THEY PREDICTED GOOIGI
They turned Waluigi into a follower of the Smiling God. Not quite Kevin from Desert Bluffs, but definitely a follower.
I can't believe they canonized Gooigi.
Tbh, I really want them to release this so i fuck around with it..
I Need This NOW
I am so glad for this thank u both
this is the greatest video I have ever watched in my entire life