Females attendees of the meet and greet will not be allowed to approach or interact with the Social Media Sensation...
Bold move!
News article about the tour: www.smh.com.au/culture/celebr...
Link to tickets:
www.festicket.com/festivals/h...
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Australia is home to some of the deadliest creatures on planet earth: from snakes to spiders to giant crocodiles. Hell, even the land itself is trying to kill you…
But for 4 days at the end of August 2022 it’s going to get even more dangerous:
That’s because the baby-faced assassin, AKA Hasbulla, will be landing Down Under at the end of August.
Tickets for the dates in Melbourne and Sydney went on sale on June 30th 2022.
Priced at $215.17 Aussie dollars you’ll get to meet Hasbulla in person and a professional photographer will take a snap of you posing with Mini-Khabib, there’ll also be a swag bag that includes a life size cut-out of the GOAT.
[BUY BUY BUY]
Unfortunately there’s some bad news for the millions of Shielah’s dying to get close to Mini-Khabib: Hasbulla will not be posing with or coming into contact with any female fans because of his deeply held “personal and cultural beliefs”
…likely related to Hasbulla’s belief in Islam.
The ladies will still be allowed to attend the event, receiving all the swag minus the photo and meet and greet.
A possibly controversial decision but then Hasbulla has never shied away from controversy.
The tour will likely include many viral moments
Hasbulla apparently really wants to meet up with a Kangaroo…and I for one would love to see some kind of boxing match
…or have him climb into a Kangaroo’s pouch?
And the agency behind the tour is promising a one day crossover event with basketball legend and giant Shaqeal O’neal who will also be on tour in Melbourne at around the same time.
Think of the photos!
If you had the opportunity would you pay the $200 to get close to Hasbulla?
What do you think about Hasbulla’s decision not to meet female fans? Will this hurt him or will playing hard to get help?
Abdu Rozik doesn’t appear to have this issue and might be ready to swoop in and snatch away
the female fan base…
And I wonder if anyone will question him about the Russian invasion of the Ukraine? I mean he must be one of the super weapons Putin is threatening to unleash…
Let me know in the comments
KZhead keeps disabling comments because the Algorithm thinks Hasbulla is a kid😀
Fair enough! I’d pay for sure!
We’ll have to wait and see how the tour went but he may very well be coming to a city near you!
Who the hell is Rene Zellwedger?
ask your mother