World's Worst Joke!
2020 ж. 7 Жел.
19 711 Рет қаралды
World's worst joke? World's longest dad joke? Maybe both ....
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World's worst joke? World's longest dad joke? Maybe both ....
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have you heard of nate the snake? it is potentially longer
I’m not familiar with that one.
There was only one guy that said CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!
I was afraid this joke would go off the rails. Good job staying on track.
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It was well engineered.
Well it just derailed
The daddest joke that ever fathered. Perfect delivery too
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I know I’ve heard that’s joke before, but you told it so much better, the end of the joke killed me, if anybody else like this, share it around
@@DansplainingVideo you are very welcome!
At least it killed somebody
The wait really didn't pay off... There was nothing left to do but laugh
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That was painful. That's the mark of a good dad joke
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BEST 4 minutes i have spent in a LONG LONG time !!! Thank you Dan GREAT video you ARE an AWESOME story teller😍
OH......MY....GOD. LOL!!!! :) LOVE the on-camera presence and the background is sweet. Very well done sir!
I LOVED IT! Going to watch repeatedly so I can memorize it and make all my friends groan.
Heard this joke several times, and it makes me chuckle every single time xD
I lost my train of thought. The joke was such a trainwreck! 😆
So glad I listened until the end. Totally worth it 😂
Glad you enjoyed it
My co-workers are going to hear about this tomorrow and hate me even more than they already do for all the other terrible jokes and puns I've made them suffer through. Thanks for giving me another one to add to my arsenal.
It’s important to have goals.
@@DansplainingVideo They groaned. I grinned. Thanks again, Dan.
My pleasure
that joke made me feel like i fell into sewage lol
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I told this joke to my friends and we were all laughing for a solid 5 minutes during and after the joke. Lets just say it was hard to stay on track
I’m glad it went well.
🤣🤣you’re great!👏🏼👏🏼
........ I'm so mad, but I'm amazed and, quite honestly, impressed with the fact you made it through without cracking before the end
Knowing that will help me sleep easier tonight. 🙂
Lol never heard that one but it was a goodun, also your beard looks great man!
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Brilliant!
Pretty good, still laughing
That was actually amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in days.
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This was such a stupid joke and it got me so good. it's now my favourite joke
I actually like bad jokes. But this one... This one is so bad and long... I'm physically suffering
I started to slowly laugh as the realization hit me... 😅 👏
Jokes on you, I watched it at double speed!
Very few things make me laugh out loud like a child... you succeeded. :)
Since when does the conductor "drive" the train?
Did I forget to mention that it’s the world’s worst joke? 🤡
On fridght trains the conductor is in charge of the train, above the engineer, and can also relieve the engineer driving. It's only on passenger trains where the word is misused to be the guy handling the passenger experience and tickets.
Can’t wait to see my kids roll their eyes when I tell them this joke.
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@@DansplainingVideo I didn’t even get to the first trim crash and my oldest gave the punchline. 🙄
Kids these days
Damn you got me good on that one
i love youtubes recomendations for this and i hope you will know sucess
I appreciate your kind words, thank you!
Thanks for the train video.
The actual train video at the end is licensed from Shutterstock: www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-31123471-steam-hauled-passenger-train---on-camera
There are so many things to say about that joke and yet I don't know what to say. Good joke I guess
I knew this joke! I as so glad to recognise it about 10 seconds in
Yep, I first heard it many decades ago.
I've heard it before but it was longer. He was a bus conductor, And after electrocution doesn't work, They pardon him, Then he puts in efforts to be better, He finally becomes good at his job. He achieves his dreams, Then one day with some mishap, he gets sent back to prison. The same warden is there. He has already given up, but tried electrocuting him anyway. And he instantly dies. That's because now he was a good conductor...
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God bless You, It took me a few seconds to realize 😂
Pls explain
me too
@@devilgamerz9494 explain a joke, even more one that is so bad, just ruins it, you have to figure it out for yourself
Jokes that are a story are the best jokes!!! Thank you wonderful Sir for the laugh
You’re welcome!
I knew this joke already. But this video is an excellent telling of it.
Thank you 😊
Amazing. Simply amazing
Thanks a lot!
I laughed but I am sad that it doesn't make sense too. Surely there's a way someone in that role could have derailed trains.
jokes on me I watched it at 2x... FML
"Conductor" ...get it... ;)
3 minutes?!??! Man, I got a purple gorilla joke that takes the whole lunch hour...
Green dot, golden screw, angry clown, man...I forgot about these...
I thought he was teaching physics
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Ahh I get it, so he never regret railing off those people to the afterlife but become anxious after unable to get electrocuted by the entire world (Lousy Conductor) 😅, he should atone for his sin by becoming an "ENGINEER" at Power supply station for the rest of his life 🤣
Good idea
I'm so glad, I watched it...
I’m so glad that your glad. 🙂
This is amazing🤣
waitaminute! Conductors don't drive trains - but it could be he was even a worse conductor then a driver
Yes, that’s part of why it’s the worlds worst joke.
Where was Interpol during all of this? I mean during the recording of this video not the story.
It’s always difficult to decide whether to include Interpol or Scotland Yard. Including them makes the joke longer (which is good), but they don’t have acronyms, so stylistically they don’t fit. I did include them when I first started telling this joke more than 40 years ago.
ok i regret watching that, it wasnt worth it
Here from Kevin's stream
@@DansplainingVideo 😂 that was the world's best worst joke.
ha.....ha.......ha? no srsly that was amazing
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Wow, this guy has magically appeared and is spamming my recommended with 88 subs. Great! 😅
Thanks for watching!
@@DansplainingVideo np!
lol
I stayed until the end, but couldn't get the joke somehow.
The joke is that “Conductor” can refer to an electrical conductor or a Railroad Conductor (even though the character in the story was an Engineer, not a Conductor).
I want my 3.5 minutes back!
Here you go: Teleport Back in Time (Long Version) kzhead.info/sun/nKdsmZWRfmqkno0/bejne.html
I laughed so hard
OUCH!
HAHAHA, I was getting pissed, but then the payoff had me rolling. It's not as good as the Moth joke by the late great Norm MacDonald, but it's in the same line.
Nothing is as good as Norm’s Moth joke.
Here before this video gets famous 🙂
Not a waste of 4 min if I watch at 2x speed! 😂😂😂 only a waste of 2 min! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
3.5 min = 3min and 30 seconds, the decimal equates to 6seconds. So, a 3min and 50 second video is = 3.83 min
While it' true that the video is 3.83 minutes long, it only contains 3.5 minutes that you'll never get back. I plan to return the .33 minutes as soon as I perfect this: kzhead.info/sun/nKdsmZWRfmqkno0/bejne.html
But the conductor doesn’t drive the train…
Exactly! That’s why it’s the world’s worst joke.
Shunting Problem....
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It really was
I tried to warn you
It was worth it. Kinda.
Oh my god 😂😂
I can't understand last line can u type that (l guess...)
"I guess I'm just a lousy Conductor."
It's so bad it's funny
Not bad!
Holy shit! Ok did the letters actually mean something I didn't catch? Did the reference to Texas matter?? I was thinking maybe all the power from outside of Texas couldn't actually get to Texas because of their shit electric grid. I'm also high as fuck, but it was hilarious!
The letters are just the acronyms for various law enforcement agencies. Texas is best for this joke due to their being historically committed to the death penalty. As for the feasibility of routing electricity into Texas from all over the world … I must confess that the story is entirely fictitious.
@@DansplainingVideo Thanks, I was writing them down and trying to figure out what it spelled :) And I'm appalled that this is a fictitious story! 😛
Tht was funny. Too long but funny
Swing and a miss
3.5 or 3:50 minutes? 🤔
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Worse than that!
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What a waste of time.
ugh
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I dont get it
My original channel name was PedanticDan, so just in case … one of the many jobs on a train is the Conductor. So, a lousy conductor would A) wreak havoc on a train, or B) not conduct electricity, making an electric chair in effective.
Was that even a joke?
I think it qualifies, but I could be wrong! 🤔
I'm sooo disappointed
3.5 and 3:50 are not the same.
🤔 Yes, the video is three minutes and fifty seconds long. But, it only contains three minutes and thirty seconds that you’ll never get back. 🤫
3:30 minutes I'll never get back🤬
Maybe that should be the title.
Worst joke I've heard in my life
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lol