World's Worst Joke!

2020 ж. 7 Жел.
19 711 Рет қаралды

World's worst joke? World's longest dad joke? Maybe both ....
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  • World's worst joke? World's longest dad joke? Maybe both ....

    @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo3 жыл бұрын
    • 🥸

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣

      @MightyCole1@MightyCole13 жыл бұрын
    • have you heard of nate the snake? it is potentially longer

      @sannogaming4766@sannogaming4766 Жыл бұрын
    • I’m not familiar with that one.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
    • There was only one guy that said CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

      @yellowbirdie007@yellowbirdie007 Жыл бұрын
  • I was afraid this joke would go off the rails. Good job staying on track.

    @LobsterPuncher@LobsterPuncher Жыл бұрын
    • 😆

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
    • It was well engineered.

      @thomasmead4642@thomasmead4642 Жыл бұрын
    • Well it just derailed

      @richardharp4398@richardharp4398 Жыл бұрын
  • The daddest joke that ever fathered. Perfect delivery too

    @untonyto@untonyto Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I know I’ve heard that’s joke before, but you told it so much better, the end of the joke killed me, if anybody else like this, share it around

    @gamesinreallife7545@gamesinreallife75453 жыл бұрын
    • @@DansplainingVideo you are very welcome!

      @gamesinreallife7545@gamesinreallife75453 жыл бұрын
    • At least it killed somebody

      @Dani-os8cf@Dani-os8cf Жыл бұрын
  • The wait really didn't pay off... There was nothing left to do but laugh

    @prinsxx@prinsxx Жыл бұрын
    • 🥸

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • That was painful. That's the mark of a good dad joke

    @Dannyboy31415@Dannyboy31415 Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • BEST 4 minutes i have spent in a LONG LONG time !!! Thank you Dan GREAT video you ARE an AWESOME story teller😍

    @RVKevin@RVKevin3 жыл бұрын
  • OH......MY....GOD. LOL!!!! :) LOVE the on-camera presence and the background is sweet. Very well done sir!

    @BasicFilmmaker@BasicFilmmaker3 жыл бұрын
  • I LOVED IT! Going to watch repeatedly so I can memorize it and make all my friends groan.

    @Knee_Boy64@Knee_Boy64 Жыл бұрын
  • Heard this joke several times, and it makes me chuckle every single time xD

    @aditimooley@aditimooley Жыл бұрын
  • I lost my train of thought. The joke was such a trainwreck! 😆

    @miikavihersaari3104@miikavihersaari3104 Жыл бұрын
  • So glad I listened until the end. Totally worth it 😂

    @popobaba3687@popobaba3687 Жыл бұрын
    • Glad you enjoyed it

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • My co-workers are going to hear about this tomorrow and hate me even more than they already do for all the other terrible jokes and puns I've made them suffer through. Thanks for giving me another one to add to my arsenal.

    @TheYouTubeGame@TheYouTubeGame Жыл бұрын
    • It’s important to have goals.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
    • @@DansplainingVideo They groaned. I grinned. Thanks again, Dan.

      @TheYouTubeGame@TheYouTubeGame Жыл бұрын
    • My pleasure

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • that joke made me feel like i fell into sewage lol

    @Dragon211@Dragon211 Жыл бұрын
    • 🥸

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I told this joke to my friends and we were all laughing for a solid 5 minutes during and after the joke. Lets just say it was hard to stay on track

    @Poopybutthead-pq2xb@Poopybutthead-pq2xb4 ай бұрын
    • I’m glad it went well.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo4 ай бұрын
  • 🤣🤣you’re great!👏🏼👏🏼

    @ManuelGoicolea@ManuelGoicolea3 жыл бұрын
  • ........ I'm so mad, but I'm amazed and, quite honestly, impressed with the fact you made it through without cracking before the end

    @bear470@bear470 Жыл бұрын
    • Knowing that will help me sleep easier tonight. 🙂

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Lol never heard that one but it was a goodun, also your beard looks great man!

    @michaelkhan7012@michaelkhan7012 Жыл бұрын
    • 🎅🏻

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Brilliant!

    @Onlinepmcourses@Onlinepmcourses3 жыл бұрын
  • Pretty good, still laughing

    @Sidetrackification@Sidetrackification Жыл бұрын
  • That was actually amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in days.

    @cooperstevenson4544@cooperstevenson4544 Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • This was such a stupid joke and it got me so good. it's now my favourite joke

    @hotgirladjacent@hotgirladjacent Жыл бұрын
  • I actually like bad jokes. But this one... This one is so bad and long... I'm physically suffering

    @benza8946@benza8946 Жыл бұрын
  • I started to slowly laugh as the realization hit me... 😅 👏

    @margaretamer2933@margaretamer2933 Жыл бұрын
  • Jokes on you, I watched it at double speed!

    @huckwalton2307@huckwalton2307 Жыл бұрын
  • Very few things make me laugh out loud like a child... you succeeded. :)

    @armaggedon390@armaggedon390 Жыл бұрын
  • Since when does the conductor "drive" the train?

    @grumpyoldman8293@grumpyoldman8293 Жыл бұрын
    • Did I forget to mention that it’s the world’s worst joke? 🤡

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
    • On fridght trains the conductor is in charge of the train, above the engineer, and can also relieve the engineer driving. It's only on passenger trains where the word is misused to be the guy handling the passenger experience and tickets.

      @joywebster2678@joywebster2678 Жыл бұрын
  • Can’t wait to see my kids roll their eyes when I tell them this joke.

    @DarkClaw0912@DarkClaw0912 Жыл бұрын
    • 🙄

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
    • @@DansplainingVideo I didn’t even get to the first trim crash and my oldest gave the punchline. 🙄

      @DarkClaw0912@DarkClaw0912 Жыл бұрын
    • Kids these days

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Damn you got me good on that one

    @ReiokoLSciffer@ReiokoLSciffer Жыл бұрын
  • i love youtubes recomendations for this and i hope you will know sucess

    @neonfoxfr300@neonfoxfr3002 жыл бұрын
    • I appreciate your kind words, thank you!

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo2 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for the train video.

    @brianmitchell1049@brianmitchell1049 Жыл бұрын
    • The actual train video at the end is licensed from Shutterstock: www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-31123471-steam-hauled-passenger-train---on-camera

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • There are so many things to say about that joke and yet I don't know what to say. Good joke I guess

    @marchrom3556@marchrom3556 Жыл бұрын
  • I knew this joke! I as so glad to recognise it about 10 seconds in

    @RataStuey@RataStuey8 ай бұрын
    • Yep, I first heard it many decades ago.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo8 ай бұрын
  • I've heard it before but it was longer. He was a bus conductor, And after electrocution doesn't work, They pardon him, Then he puts in efforts to be better, He finally becomes good at his job. He achieves his dreams, Then one day with some mishap, he gets sent back to prison. The same warden is there. He has already given up, but tried electrocuting him anyway. And he instantly dies. That's because now he was a good conductor...

    @phs125@phs125 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤔

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • God bless You, It took me a few seconds to realize 😂

    @worshipjehovah402@worshipjehovah402 Жыл бұрын
    • Pls explain

      @devilgamerz9494@devilgamerz9494 Жыл бұрын
    • me too

      @elmicoquehabla@elmicoquehabla Жыл бұрын
    • @@devilgamerz9494 explain a joke, even more one that is so bad, just ruins it, you have to figure it out for yourself

      @elmicoquehabla@elmicoquehabla Жыл бұрын
  • Jokes that are a story are the best jokes!!! Thank you wonderful Sir for the laugh

    @brock4372@brock4372 Жыл бұрын
    • You’re welcome!

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I knew this joke already. But this video is an excellent telling of it.

    @shantakidd6230@shantakidd6230 Жыл бұрын
    • Thank you 😊

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Amazing. Simply amazing

    @N3verGlow@N3verGlow Жыл бұрын
    • Thanks a lot!

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I laughed but I am sad that it doesn't make sense too. Surely there's a way someone in that role could have derailed trains.

    @colmwhateveryoulike3240@colmwhateveryoulike3240 Жыл бұрын
  • jokes on me I watched it at 2x... FML

    @kushagrakumar1992@kushagrakumar1992 Жыл бұрын
  • "Conductor" ...get it... ;)

    @applejuices@applejuices Жыл бұрын
  • 3 minutes?!??! Man, I got a purple gorilla joke that takes the whole lunch hour...

    @richinoable@richinoable Жыл бұрын
    • Green dot, golden screw, angry clown, man...I forgot about these...

      @richinoable@richinoable Жыл бұрын
  • I thought he was teaching physics

    @felixmartin9156@felixmartin91562 ай бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo2 ай бұрын
  • Ahh I get it, so he never regret railing off those people to the afterlife but become anxious after unable to get electrocuted by the entire world (Lousy Conductor) 😅, he should atone for his sin by becoming an "ENGINEER" at Power supply station for the rest of his life 🤣

    @rasyidihramsyah7992@rasyidihramsyah7992 Жыл бұрын
    • Good idea

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I'm so glad, I watched it...

    @bambulkomccloud3983@bambulkomccloud3983 Жыл бұрын
    • I’m so glad that your glad. 🙂

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • This is amazing🤣

    @vedanth_2609@vedanth_2609 Жыл бұрын
  • waitaminute! Conductors don't drive trains - but it could be he was even a worse conductor then a driver

    @frankysworld@frankysworld Жыл бұрын
    • Yes, that’s part of why it’s the worlds worst joke.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Where was Interpol during all of this? I mean during the recording of this video not the story.

    @todwest@todwest Жыл бұрын
    • It’s always difficult to decide whether to include Interpol or Scotland Yard. Including them makes the joke longer (which is good), but they don’t have acronyms, so stylistically they don’t fit. I did include them when I first started telling this joke more than 40 years ago.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • ok i regret watching that, it wasnt worth it

    @gustavohermandio1440@gustavohermandio1440 Жыл бұрын
  • Here from Kevin's stream

    @SunriseWaterMedia@SunriseWaterMedia3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DansplainingVideo 😂 that was the world's best worst joke.

      @SunriseWaterMedia@SunriseWaterMedia3 жыл бұрын
  • ha.....ha.......ha? no srsly that was amazing

    @theRandallorian85@theRandallorian85 Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Wow, this guy has magically appeared and is spamming my recommended with 88 subs. Great! 😅

    @MightyCole1@MightyCole13 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for watching!

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DansplainingVideo np!

      @MightyCole1@MightyCole13 жыл бұрын
  • lol

    @adadanyal@adadanyal3 жыл бұрын
  • I stayed until the end, but couldn't get the joke somehow.

    @berzaipeter2736@berzaipeter2736 Жыл бұрын
    • The joke is that “Conductor” can refer to an electrical conductor or a Railroad Conductor (even though the character in the story was an Engineer, not a Conductor).

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I want my 3.5 minutes back!

    @sebastiand152@sebastiand152 Жыл бұрын
    • Here you go: Teleport Back in Time (Long Version) kzhead.info/sun/nKdsmZWRfmqkno0/bejne.html

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I laughed so hard

    @selfishcapitalist3523@selfishcapitalist3523 Жыл бұрын
  • OUCH!

    @Episcopalianacolyte@Episcopalianacolyte Жыл бұрын
  • HAHAHA, I was getting pissed, but then the payoff had me rolling. It's not as good as the Moth joke by the late great Norm MacDonald, but it's in the same line.

    @nr63kish@nr63kish Жыл бұрын
    • Nothing is as good as Norm’s Moth joke.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Here before this video gets famous 🙂

    @user-nd4kr8pw3u@user-nd4kr8pw3u Жыл бұрын
  • Not a waste of 4 min if I watch at 2x speed! 😂😂😂 only a waste of 2 min! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

    @HardxCorpsxKali@HardxCorpsxKali Жыл бұрын
  • 3.5 min = 3min and 30 seconds, the decimal equates to 6seconds. So, a 3min and 50 second video is = 3.83 min

    @Kevin-hb7yq@Kevin-hb7yq Жыл бұрын
    • While it' true that the video is 3.83 minutes long, it only contains 3.5 minutes that you'll never get back. I plan to return the .33 minutes as soon as I perfect this: kzhead.info/sun/nKdsmZWRfmqkno0/bejne.html

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • But the conductor doesn’t drive the train…

    @kansascityshuffle8526@kansascityshuffle8526 Жыл бұрын
    • Exactly! That’s why it’s the world’s worst joke.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Shunting Problem....

    @anonymouse8565@anonymouse8565 Жыл бұрын
    • 👍🏻

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • It really was

    @Dani-os8cf@Dani-os8cf Жыл бұрын
    • I tried to warn you

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • It was worth it. Kinda.

    @sweetie3.145@sweetie3.145 Жыл бұрын
  • Oh my god 😂😂

    @kamzito6553@kamzito6553 Жыл бұрын
  • I can't understand last line can u type that (l guess...)

    @arhumbhatti9943@arhumbhatti9943 Жыл бұрын
    • "I guess I'm just a lousy Conductor."

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • It's so bad it's funny

    @immortalgoto382@immortalgoto382 Жыл бұрын
  • Not bad!

    @marat_a@marat_a Жыл бұрын
  • Holy shit! Ok did the letters actually mean something I didn't catch? Did the reference to Texas matter?? I was thinking maybe all the power from outside of Texas couldn't actually get to Texas because of their shit electric grid. I'm also high as fuck, but it was hilarious!

    @KMack948@KMack948 Жыл бұрын
    • The letters are just the acronyms for various law enforcement agencies. Texas is best for this joke due to their being historically committed to the death penalty. As for the feasibility of routing electricity into Texas from all over the world … I must confess that the story is entirely fictitious.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
    • @@DansplainingVideo Thanks, I was writing them down and trying to figure out what it spelled :) And I'm appalled that this is a fictitious story! 😛

      @KMack948@KMack948 Жыл бұрын
  • Tht was funny. Too long but funny

    @enitachipoyi1377@enitachipoyi1377 Жыл бұрын
  • Swing and a miss

    @viktorfunk1819@viktorfunk1819 Жыл бұрын
  • 3.5 or 3:50 minutes? 🤔

    @radioactive_radek@radioactive_radek Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Worse than that!

    @smoreltork8394@smoreltork8394 Жыл бұрын
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha Oho ho hohohohohohohohhoh Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    @sarthaksharma2880@sarthaksharma2880 Жыл бұрын
  • What a waste of time.

    @davebenz8271@davebenz8271 Жыл бұрын
  • ugh

    @Carter-dv4hz@Carter-dv4hz Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I dont get it

    @JareBareXP@JareBareXP Жыл бұрын
    • My original channel name was PedanticDan, so just in case … one of the many jobs on a train is the Conductor. So, a lousy conductor would A) wreak havoc on a train, or B) not conduct electricity, making an electric chair in effective.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Was that even a joke?

    @BerishaFatian@BerishaFatian Жыл бұрын
    • I think it qualifies, but I could be wrong! 🤔

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • I'm sooo disappointed

    @einsteinalb75@einsteinalb75 Жыл бұрын
  • 3.5 and 3:50 are not the same.

    @bengraham9132@bengraham9132 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤔 Yes, the video is three minutes and fifty seconds long. But, it only contains three minutes and thirty seconds that you’ll never get back. 🤫

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • 3:30 minutes I'll never get back🤬

    @heidihughes7013@heidihughes7013 Жыл бұрын
    • Maybe that should be the title.

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • Worst joke I've heard in my life

    @petertams2492@petertams2492 Жыл бұрын
    • 😬

      @DansplainingVideo@DansplainingVideo Жыл бұрын
  • lol

    @CNC-Time-Lapse@CNC-Time-Lapse Жыл бұрын
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