THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW THE TORTOISE IS SLOW
The Tortoise in War Thunder is a British Tank Destroyer that's actually a break through tank that you can use as a Tank Destroyer.
It's basically a giant blob of cast metal with a 32 pounder sticking out of it that's a bit more resilient to things shooting at it than most. The only problem is, it's SLOW... really slow! Not so much in forwards and reverse. It just really doesn't like to turn around! :)
Some how, myself and Spookston managed to get a nuke each in it despite only playing 4 games in total. I guess it's going to 7.7 now! Hopefully not! :)
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It would be hilarious if telegram odd told you you won a prize odd. 😂😂
Spoopston
Please do a video on the walker bulldog in the us tech tree
10 seconds in and i’m already dead 💀
Average top tier Grb
Same
Yup
😂😂😂
Watching this video drunk is a different thing
“What weighs 81 tonnes, has a giant 32 pounder and 7 guys inside it?” My favourite tank ever 🤩
Also your sister
@@TheBingusZonemy man asked for it
It had to be done 😂
Bawz always considers it a good day when he gets to spend it staring up Spook's tailpipe.
Never again say this D:
Pffft lmfao
The last thing we need is these two getting shipped please no
real.
Pause what
I saw tortoise - i happy I saw nuke i hella surprised As a brit main my cup is now overflowing with tea Edit: Mum I’m famous. I’m the top comment of an Oddbawz video
My kettle is boiling with happiness 😊
@@fewest-eight by any chance the kettle in ur chieftain tank. Cause u know it was mandatory by law for every British tank to have a boiling vessel after the first world war
I am grinding the British tree and already solidly in a rank IV. Also I love heavy tanks. I can't wait to unlock Tortoise!
@@Wally_Wombat689 indeed good sir
@@wisewizard9552 ahhh the British tree. You spend your entire time unlocking the next vehicle hoping it has a reverse gear to save u but nope. U have no reverse and u die because of it. The Brit tree can be painful I wish u well hood sir on your quest to conquer the tree of the armoured boiling vessels
A nuke in the tortoise, I have now seen it all 😂
they are god gamers.
Next a nuke in the American T95
oddbawz and spookston jammin war thunder together just absolutely makes my day
Oh my god, I didn't think spookston would actually do it the mad lad, and even brought you into the suffering. I wonder how many other people were spamming the contents asking for him to suffer in the tortoise until a nuke.
30:45 The day they moved the Skink up to 5.0 was a bloody tragedy. I will always fondly remember the like 2 days where it was a viable SPAA for tearing apart low-tier CAS spam
And the Germans have the wirbelwind which is better in every way except protection from strafing.
@@British_Tanker. Can't have something better than one of the big three.
@@Allstar-yl1ek the bias is so sadly apparent
The upcoming BR changes are moving it up to 5.3, lol.
@@jakedavids9017 I feel like someone at Gaijin hates British SPAA specifically. At least the German 5.3 lineup is also finally going up.
Why do you have the patience for this… odd😂😂 this is insanity
Tortoise heading to battle ( 5 new wars will have started by the time it gets halfway)
Saw a tortoise irl at bovington tank museum its a beast alot bigger than you would expect
I saw a tortoise at a zoo once.
I mean yeah this thing has 7 dudes inside it and they are very spaced out
When you play this for long enough and forget that War Thunder is made pretty well to scale, so seeing this comment I realise that you seem to be able to reasonably climb from the roof of the Tortoise into the second storey window of the buildings in the video.
Listening to Spookston get attacked/destroyed by CAS really heals my spirit. 😂 He's so calm about it it's actually quite therapeutic.
Odd, you don't deserve this suffering. (The sister joke made me laugh out loud!)
All countries: we will use millimeters to define the caliber of the gun The British: pOuNdEr I know why they did it but that's still dumb to me
1:13 "about the same as a midsized dog" my brain immediately generates a loader holding a dog about to load it into the cannon.
In that first match, I noticed your bushes all suddenly disappeared after you took such a big hit there
New mechanic (and thank fuck for it)
That talk about the 268 reminded me of the scene from Emperor's New Groove where Pacha and Kuzco are about to go over the waterfall
Love watching you and Spookston - great energy and great material! It's even funnier when you play difficult vehicles. Love to see you guys play goblin vehicles together!
This is actually my favourite tank, even shot down 7 planes in it
Did you actually shoot them down, or just managed to hit them with the 7.62s and then they found a tree?
@@commandoepsilon4664 actually shot them down
Me too bro me too I just stayed on mountain side and shot down two plane before cas bombed me 😂😂😂😂😂
Love watching you two play together, please do keep doing so when you can!
As a Brit player I can relate to the Leo comment at the start, my favorite German tank is a burnt out Leo.
It's always a nice day when you and Spoopston play together
The best sequel to this would be a video about T95.
Point 1) Its funny that off all the not tanks Warthunder calls tanks, this is a tank and they decide its not. Point 2) I like using this as a shield for my buddies. They slowly follow me and pop up and blast the enemy.
Awesome stuff as always! Love your content!
I love these collab. Actually very entertaining. Oddbawz, with his funny banter & Spookston with his depressing comments is a great combo 😂😂😂
People always sleep on the Tortoise’s traverse range. The mount the gun is in allows it to aim really far to the side, making the Tortoise one of very few (of not the only) casemated that can angle (which definitely increases your survivability. (It also has 10 degrees of gun-depression). It’s incredibly useful around corners, and together with the good reload and reverse gear makes the Tortoise an effective urban brawler, and a very fun vehicle to troll people with. 99% if the time when you reverse they think you have a long reload after you’ve fired, so they drive out blindly and get a 94mm APCBC round right through the side or front.
6.7 Britain is the perfect example of an average situational lineup; the Tortoise, FV4005, Ratel 20 all amazing in very specific situations but mostly bad
I love this tank and it's very fun to play at least in AB when you don't get bombed. To me it was one the fastest vehicles I spaded which was quite surprising to me
My playstyle's different enough that I enjoy slower paced vehicles, because it actually forces me to think about what I'm going, instead of zoomies.
That opening was awesome.Thanks.I needed that.
When I saw this was 36 minutes instead of the usual 20-25 I knew it would be the Tortoise
I love when you play with spookston please make more videos together❤
Hey Bawz! We love these videos mate xD. Watch a lot of your content. Keep up the good work!!
i was waiting for the your mum joke at the beginning LOL also you should play the Vickers Mk.7, it's a leopard 2 with a British teabag gun on it LOL
There's something oddly calming about Tortoise gameplay. I'm probably just too used to the casemate life to really be bothered by the slowness, but I can understand why you two struggled to have fun!
I feel like most people who play War Thunder play like crack addicts (no offense to those people), but I enjoy my five hour drives while I check my email.
@@wulfthemountaindragon5432 Yeah, I can understand why, especially with a bunch of other TDs still scratching that itch with good pen and damage on top of not being so slow or restricted. But I don't mind being a big slab with a big gun taped on!
Tutelllll spookston as well!!! Thank you for the good content
Talking about heavy casemates, could you try the amx-30 foch
"Its not ur sister its your mom"
"Nope it's not your sister-" 💀
There's something about hearing Spookston mention the Banu Merchantman that brings sadness to my heart.
I think tech trees like the Brits get a bit BR shafted at times. I am pretty sure because the only people crazy enough to play them lots just learn to make it work. Whereas the masses go back to playing things that can just hold W and do well..
35 minutes of my favorite CC’s, Christmas came early
this duo is legendary
aye man the intro is wild, like give me a minute to process 🤣🤣
Love your vids keep up the good work! :) Also you should do a vid on the Leopard 2PSO.
Best opening joke of the day! Well played sir.
"no, its not your sister, its a tortoise" looooll
“At least one 32-pdr was developed as an anti-tank gun on a wheeled carriage and a single example using a novel form of muzzle brake was installed in a de Havilland Mosquito FB Mk. XVIII as an up-gunned version of the 'Tsetse', in place of the 57 mm 6-pounder Molins gun. While flight trials did not take place until after the war had ended, the aircraft flew and the gun fired without problems.[3]” From the wiki on the 32 pounder gun
😂😂😂 ' It ain't your sister '😂😂😂
Yeah i found out this week that you can shoot an enemies "smoke canister" things on the side of their turret and cause their smoke to go off. It's funny as hell and great for trolling enemies that you can't handle. Just make them blind themselves and run away laughing.
that joke in the begginning was gold
Nicely done!
As an avid Tutel player, Tutel is great especially for farming in AB. Killing everything is great as long as it's not IS-6, Jagdpanther (facing you), Somua SM. VIDAR is also a scary beast that can one shot tutel.
I love the magnito line on tracks
yesssssss thanks Mate for Tortoise i was loosing faith xD :D I knew You can get nuke in this beast !
I absolutely you and Spook playing together. You're both my favorite WT KZheadrs! Great video once again Odd!
Lmao the first 2 sevonds really got a laugh from me
I love splashing the tops of the tortoise with proxy rounds from my type 75. It's very funny
"Mobile infantry support, hardpoint, bunker buster and tank removal device"
"Ah man, all OddBawz and Spookston do is complain about tanks and then get a nuke."
9:30 even the tree is dancing and cheerleading to encourage Oddbawz to have a good time
America with the T95: “don’t make it too obvious you copied my homework” Britain: “I’ll just make it physically disabled then”
i love this TD.
the start got me laughing great intro
Bro I wasn’t expecting that
Someone's sister has definitely been to 5 guys
casually looks through binocs and sees friendly plane plummit to the ground killing themselves, doesnt say a word about it XD
solid shot + volumetric = mental asylum
dangit i almost spit water all over my pc when you dropped the sister joke.
The joke at the beginning absolutely made my day
The intro!!! This man chose Royal violence💀
i was playing MAUS yesterday and I was blessed by the snail... nothing but downtiers all day. (most of the time...)
It's like christmass when two one of my favourite WT yourubers play together! If they also invited Phly it would be heaven.
Less than 10 seconds in and I already dead from laughter
One of the best War Thunder content creators I’ve come across. Love ya vids bro all the way from New Zealand
"Its not you’re sister" 💀💀💀
That poor german M41 haha, good shot!
“Nope it’s not your sister” 🤣🤣🤣
This is a great tank to play while drinking, you have no expectations while playing it but sometimes its just a jewel with no sense
Day 7 AMX-50 Foch. 180mm frontal armour @ 54 degrees, a 15mm HMG on a pintle mount, and an optical rangefinder paired with the long 120mm
I can't wait to get this tank
>"it's solid shot, so cupola shots are not an option" The T28's I killed through the hatches with the SA50: "So anyway, that was a lie."
the start got me dead 😂
You and Spookston should play the T28 next!
ay the scotchbrite bandit back at it again
The Tortoise is a specific type of fun that manifests rarely, but when it does, it is quite hilarious. If you enjoy the challenge of a not really good tank that can excel in specific situations, or if you just like the sound of shells ricocheting off your hull, the Tortoise is a machine to try. If you just want the meta tank however, stay away.
Tor'diss', tor 'tuss' , Tor 'Duss' ...all in the new zealand vocabulary
Okay the tortoise shoots fat Jack Russell Terrier 😂
Ohh! Oh man that intro was just wrong but bloody hilarious! GOD!
The facts are that Spookston get CAS'd every game he plays and thank you odd for the collaboration!
bros handing out emotional damage from the start
Oddbawz "Golf star for effort" *Grrmany has entered the chat*
I love your accent, its perfect
bro is just good
i do love seeing the tortoise
I about spat my tea out with the " Not Your Sister Comment " 🤣
Personally one of my favourite tanks to play at the minute, I think it plays great
Yayyyy another odd and spook collab
THAT INTRO OH MY GOD😂😂