I used Google Translate to translate Minecraft into 100 different languages, and then recreated the result with a custom mod! The final thing was pretty crazy!
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0:00 Intro
0:28 Creeper - Reptile
1:19 Pig - The Stinker
2:32 Cow - Three
3:40 Fox - banana
4:37 Chicken - Knuckle
5:46 Bee - A Woman
6:37 Wither - Link
7:53 Steak - Child
#toiu #minecraft #mod
"Cow" turning into "sexual intercourse" was the most unexpected and cursed thing ever, and i'm glad you decided to try to translate it again
Nah the child was the most second was the cow
Lmao
He should’ve kept it lol
He should of kept it..
Could have had 2 numbers instead of one, and they are both divisible by 3
It's even funnier because Knuckles can actually glide in the games.
YO DO NOT KNO DE WAI
@@theonlynathan3 do u kno de wai?
@@squarewaffles1934 yes, my brudda. we ebola on everyone who do not kno de wai.
@@theonlynathan3 show me de wai brudda
@@theonlynathan3 DO YOU KNOW DA WAE
The fact that banana looks like tails (it’s a yellow fox after all) ,and then eats knuckle is absolutely hilarious .
CORRECT -Sheldon J Plankton
Is a pekacu
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Wanna know what's worse? Echidnas lay eggs. This is scientifically correct.
It looks like dogecoin
"I'm not responsible for anything, blame it on google." Creates banana: "I have created something absolutely beautiful!"
Google translate knows your secret, it’s only a matter of time.
Why did you take a dump on a porcupine?
@@GhostlyOrSomething My goals are beyond your understanding. But if that doesn’t satisfy you, I can tell you about how I got my name!
@@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine I will never question you again and subscribe after writing this. Thank you for enlightening me!
@@HeWhoTookADumpOnAPorcupine I understand your goals, Porcupines are a bunch of pricks!
Google is spying on you believe me
4:41 It's no longer a chicken sandwich. It's a knuckle sandwich.
Lol, nice
Good one
Ba dum tss
I love how The Stinker was capitalized, it's not just a creature name, it is a title. I also love how the wither's ribs became three sets of Link hands.
You should've made Link say his signature "HYYYA" as the replacement for the sound of the wither.
the fact that steak turned into “child” made me spit my soda out
and cow would have been sexual intercourse you see the implications
I would like my child done medium-rare
@@theexclusivehellobois Nah, they are way better well done, you get all the nice crispy bits
And I split the water out And laughed so hard 😂
It made me dislike the video.
Reptile's (creeper's) Walk makes him look like he's about to say: "Hey friend! Would you like to hear about your cars extended warranty?"
Once he pops up through your floor
That’s a Drumsy joke
Yes he did
@@lDontExist and then he teleports into a coloured bg while dancing and singing the ad song
creeper looks like a terrorist trying to blend in
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a game mod where the model for a chicken is replaced with Ugandan Knuckles, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
PHINEAZ AND FERBZ
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!
The fact that the cow produces a child is funny when you consider what it originally translated to.
I would be lying if I said banana fox wasn't absolutely precious and sacred. I would 100% buy banana fox merch and download a mod that did absolutely nothing but add banana fox.
Same
It kinda looks like pikachu.
Banana fox should be a new brand altogether.
Sgreed
@@M1NUSK4RM4 BAD.
Could've made a cow hydra for the "three"
Cow wither. No need to thank me
@@KV-2-2-2 It shoots milk instead of heads
@@hagridthetable lol
Thats exactly what i thought
Three cows side by side.
All I can think about now is how "Three" (Cow) turns into a child when killed. My brain went "Ah yes, three means three-year-old, that makes sense."
Knowing this new translation, the phrase “Have a cow” takes on a whole new meaning
It would be hilarious to see how a saddled -pig- The Stinker would work
How to get strike through
sure just do your business on a moving toilet XD
@@piggyplayzyt9084 That periodically makes the noise... *O I N K*
@@bobjoebo8933 I remember it as a pig gargling
The second video has him do it and it's hilarious
Toiu: *translates steak* Translate: let's give him child Toiu: *eats the steak/child* Me: *laughs so much I almost choke*
who asked
@@touchguapreign Who asked you for asking huh?
@@banimalhalder723 yea true Lll
The Stinker was a true masterpiece, at the sheer sight of such holy being…I was in tears.
6:22 HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
Thank you toiu, I didn't know I need tiny exploding mark zuckerberg in minecraft
7:53 The fact that the _Child_ was *edible* and gave you food bars once *_eaten_* I just started wheezing from then.
Cursed
Don't you love how when he says 0:58 Do you want my personal information he just shakes his head and say NO
Im sad you rerolled creeper. “We know” is the signature phrase of the dark brotherhood from the elderscrolls. The courier brings you a note simply saying “we know” with the dark brotherhood handprint. Wouldve been great to have an assassin creeper
6:50 this made me laugh harder than it should've
Lmao, true.
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You are really talented with this stuff. Have you considered making a serious mob remodeling resource pack?
I just found this channel and it was surprisingly wholesome. New sub!
This is so hilarious! I enjoyed all of the new mods!
I NEEED to See a Part 2 of this
Same
Agreed-
Then we need a download..
6:28 a wild stinker appeared!
Toiu used 'Laughing gas'!
“Mom can we have pork chop”? Mom: “son we have that at home” At home: the stinker
This was one of the most funniest Minecraft videos I’ve ever seen, keep up the good work!
I love how smug the fox looks as a banana.
7:34 P.O.V your ganondorf
I am playing botw ligit
Steak: child Me: Steak: CONNY-
Do these videos are f****** hilarious I've been watching all of them right now and they're just amazing
2:02 LOL the way it just slowly turns around.
'The stinker' sounds like some sort of swamp-based boss
Yes
1:02 he’s here to remind you about your cars extended warranty
the banana fox killing and eating Knuckle made me laugh so hard, also the stupid baby steak, incredible 😂
toiu: alright lets keep it simple cow: *TAXUAL INTERCOURSE*
I love that when you translated the bee you matched it up with the song that tommyinnit uses the most
Its a song from a goddamn game I sure wish thus us a S A T I R E C O M M E N T
I believe this song is from a legend of Zelda game (Edit: like the games that Link is from)
@@eazyonice its from animal crossing
why do people associate it with just tommy?
@@soulz0387 Yeah
5:32 Tails betrays Knuckles, 2021, colorized 7:40 Yes, in order to communicate properly, you must speak his language
So, you kill the number three, to get an edible child? So realistic!
fun fact: pig in portuguese, can be a adjective of someone that is stink.
also 5:32 = tails vs knuckles from sonic xd
the REPTILE wants to speak with you about your cars extended warranty
You need to do more of this
5:02 oh no OH NOOOOOO- Do u kno da wae?
4:44 Yes, I, for example, knew for sure :D 5:31 Banana killed Knuckle. 8:15 Imagine killing a cow with fire and these fall out of it.
Three*
Rip Knuckle
@@Eripmavs_D_Yraid banana fox: YOUR GOD IS DEAD!!!!
@@jessebaker4245 I didn't see him as a god. I saw him as an atheist.
This was the best and I'm so glad I watched it I will continue to watch the series Liked subscribed and the bell rung
Toiu: eats a child Also Toiu: *laughs**
5:07: Eyyyy Chikanda Knucles!
This is gonna be interesting. You're a cool modder, Toiu
Him: *eats a child* All the children + Tommyinnit out there: I am mentally and physically not okay
BONE. "Is this a suggestion?" I'm crying. 🤣
Man, this was a REALLY good video. I’m subscribed to a lot of people so sometimes I see a name and can’t remember if I’m subscribed. But watching your video, I thought you seemed familiar and yep! I’m subbed. Seriously, your humor is on point, and it’s super well edited. Can’t believe you don’t have more fans.
Banana killing Knuckle is the saddest anime death of all time
Knuckle was so unexpected yet so perfect.
omg love your channel
We need a nature documentary of this
1:07 oh no mike Zuckerberg is in self destruct mode
Mike...? *Can somebody hear me? Help...* WHAT? NO I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! _But it sounded like they were talking to you..._
"Your a legend of doing this!"
The best part is that Knukles can canonically glide.
0:24, we know your exact location
6:15 Karens are evolving
If this was a mod I'd definitely download it.
It is
6:50 How dare you, Detective Diaz. I am your superior officer! BONE!? What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business. BoOoOoOoOoOnE?!?!?!
This will be chaos
Saw your comment before the edit. Lol
@@Rockethead293 didn’t think of anything yet before I edited
@@KeaneJ123 lol
@@menmie It just said "Yes"
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4:25 Pikachu used thunderbolt
5:34 Knuckles got killed by a yellow fox... *TAILS!?*
Pig Turns Into A Toilet being created: Quagmire Toilet: Ah, a worthy opponent.
You missed a good chance to make a three headed cow Toiu. You fully missed it!
5:42 tails ate knuckles
No banana did
Secretly download this to someone's world and watch the fun begin
Me :Hey google how do I prepare a steak. google: don’t you mean child?
"MISSED OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THE PIG A SKUNK!" -THE GREAT PAPYRUS
That was really Bad (to the Bone).
Prop hunt be like: 2:23
Perfectly normal situation. An Italian youtuber speaking English with over 100 000 subscribers ate a little child in a game full of cubes.
I love your laugh :D
5:37 Tails just killed Knuckles. xD
Banana killed him
For the cow instead of making it the number 3 you should of remove one of it's legs.
That'll be boring
He should have added two heads
Funny mobs u made Toiu
Don give grandma that child, make sure she knows u said take not steak, take care, steaks here, they rhyme
“It’s working apparently” “We know” O_O
8:18 POV: you're Tarrare
2:10 WELL I'M not PAraLYZED, but I seem to be STRUCK BY YOU
Maybe that last one is a cookie that looks like a child. Like a gingerbread child.
4:48 I’m not gonna stop asking this but……do you know…..da wae
the way to where? like starbucks?
@@thatoneohiokid30293 doesn’t understand the joke say what
@@cjspatch2150 nah lol i was joking to see if i can catch comments like these, i love dead memes
6:04 should’ve made Vespaqueen
Fun fact: There's a Vespiquen pokemon card with the move Bee Revenge
In 30 years we will remember how a banana brutally murdered Knuckles
Dude. Knuckle is the whole reason I getting this mod pack. I need the knuckle~
3:11 *Is this Minecraft education edition?*
I don’t think it is but it might be
Imagine you killed three then you get an uncooked child
@Matt Bautista Hannibal Lecter would love it.
the fact that he didn’t ride the pig made me *die*
Banana killing knuckle is the saddest moment I have ever seen
4:20 pov: u found a pikachu
rule34 artists be like: 5:48
Lol
Bad translator:yea i think ill just choose a character from sega because i am running out of ideas Bad translator again: yea i think ill go with knuckles
Toiu: Eats a child Technoblade: Go on