this is the stupidest video I have ever made, I mean it this time
(i made this idea after completing a state test xD)
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The hidden camera is accurate af
yo didn't expect to see u here
Nah they'd put a notch
Table?
Yooo siliconFX
When is iBalls coming out
the “your father” caught me off guard
1000$ per month is an absolute steal.
ikr
But it is so apple tho
🤓👆 erm actually it’s pronounced “$1000”
@@randomtransitadventures quiet nerd face with ur overbite and freckles lookin self
@@Neptunesalad12I’m guessing that was a joke, but like I swear people that say “iPhones are expensive” have never seen Samsung phones in their life lol.
Customer: Excuse me, while performing the test in the instructions I burned my house down! I’m suing you! Apple: Oh no, that’s terrible! Wait, is your money in that house or the bank?
Uhh it was in the house…
@@ItsInf Ok we can help you with that so you can spend more money on us er um live better!
Otherwise I would have said we don’t Apple Care about it
sound system sold separately
BRUHHHHH
The Soundsystem is not sold separately
The first thing that came to my mind: "I fired the alarm"
$500 per chime it makes
most apple thing ever
Next: the iFire alarm control panel
Next the iSmoke and iPull Station
@@iansanchez1470 I like the way you think
Next iSpoon😂🤣
@@iansanchez1470 and then the "iFire sprinkler" 😂
@@Neptunesalad12 That is a good one for the iFireSystem Series, the iHeat and iFireDoor
I thought it the fourth color would be “silver” or “gold” or something… Idk.
as someone who has noise sensitivity and wants to be a teacher i see the iFire as an absolute win
Summary: The iFire Alarm is an next-gen fire alarm. It has features like 8k apple logo display with hidden camera, 420 different sounds, such as a “weird ai Italian voice”,a Taco Bell noise, and a seagull noise. It comes in 4 different colors, such as classic red, taxicab yellow, deep black, and.. my father? Anyways, it starts at only 1000$ per month, get yourselves one soon!
Finally the nest alarm has some competition but it’s unironically better
Fire sold separately.
For $100000 (per second)
@@ItsInf (* - Pricing valid on Black Friday only) 😉
*THERE IS A-FIRE* *AIYAYAYAYAYAYA-*
This deserves way more views tho...
I’ve been waiting for this video
Nice job! Love the “your father”
“Storage too full, free up space and try again” “JUST BLAST THE ALARM!!!! WE’RE GONNA DIE!” “Storage too full, free up space and try again”
Don't forget, the strobe is an extra $100 per flash
yes
"Mom, can we have SiliconFX at home?" "We already have SiliconFX at home." SiliconFX at home:
lol true ngl
so if theres people dying in a building and you need to activate it do you need an ifire alarm subscription starting at 70 dollars a week or else your fucked?
You need the subscription (sold separately ofc)
cant wait for the icontroller!* . . . . . *only usable with the iconsole (sold separately) and igame (sold separately)
bruuuh
*Detector sold separately*
I love this so much!…
Can’t wait to add this to my Fire Alarm collection
imagine your house is burning down and it does the taco bell noise
It also makes that sound every morning at 1am randomly
Don't forget, it is only compatible with iFire. Other fire manufactures will have to pay a royalty fee in order to be compatible and trigger the alarm. Android users just get an unencrypted green light for the alarm, even though Google's Fire-SMORES is more then compatible. Amazon's Kindle Fire gets the same treatment as Androids, but with ads, the Amazon Smile, and more padding into Bezzy's wallet.
Epic! Just curious what did you use to make this?
I used Affinity Photo to make the fire alarm png and edited using Filmora 13! (Terrible way of making it lol)
Next up: the Apple iwasher
That's gonna be quite hard to sell here in the UK. For it to be legal, it'd have to conform to UK regulations and bear a UKCA mark... 🇬🇧 ...And as anybody who knows British Standards knows; _UKCA_ - Or _UK: Combustibility Assured_ - *Requires* that compliant devices explode or catch fire when used in accordance with the manufacturers directions! 🍎🇬🇧🔥😉
s-e- ohhhh its seagul noises thats definitely what i thought 😅
yeahh...
can i instal it to my iiFireAlarmHOldingPlace on my iWall in my iHouse Is it compateble with iWall and iHouse?
I actually thought this was a SiliconFX video until I saw the low quality “iFire” 😂😭 Anyway are you in NY bc if you are I just wanna say good luck with the math state test 😭😭😭
i want it to our school lol. Our sucks
Where did you get the Italian Ai voice for the fire alarm sounds?
i just searched it lol
next up: ifire alarm comes with 2 more cameras and costs 10000$ a month
had me with seagull noises lol 😂
idea taken from siliconfx lol
Next week need the iPullstation
Well... At least its fire resistant, lol
(for .01 seconds)
The Apple that logo has an extra bite on this product.
u r underrated frfr😭
Thanks! :D
I find this historically accurate.
Can't wait for the new iHaveNoFriends 78 Pro Max Plus for only $10000 per nanosecond!
it gives you friends (friends not visible to android users)
“Impossibly thin”
Introducing I fire alarm
Underrated KZheadr
Thanks!
I'll take your whole stock!
**EXTREME LAUGHING**
850$ to activate the alarm
no way they made a peoduct better than ios 17 on older devices
Next up: the Itree
Comes in 100+ types Oak Spruce Acacia Pine B i rch
more like $2,000 a day
Can it connect to my phone and can I choose custom sounds?
Only compatible with iPhone
Only fire resistant for0.1 seconds 💀
"Fire resistant for only .01 seconds" .01 is 0.01
The fire alarm itself, i own something like that :D
Do the iFire apple ad parody next.
unnecessary colors are accurate
5 please
I need my father back
no
@@ItsInf :(
As an android user I will still buy this
Same
How does apple care work on this thing?
About 1 second…
Starting at $1000. A month.
Sad part is i know people who would buy this
💀
BRO HOW U HAVE ONLY 245 SUBS?????
i would want to buy this if it was real
Sound comes separately going for 500 a month
do I have to pay extra for it to detect a fire?
yes
Best video
Tysm! :)
Let's goooo
Bruh apple sign
Where can I find it?
Pre-orders start soon :0 (jk)
@ItsInf (never)
@@ItsInf never
@@ItsInf and you can’t find it anywhere
iTrueAlert
saftey strobe starts at $300/mo
Lmao 😂😂💀💀
Apple iShower
starting at f_urmom(BMS) dolla per plank time
Ah crap cant use fire tv.
Hey siri play alarm
more like iLarm
It's only fire resistant for .1 seconds so then what? Does it melt?
Yes
@@ItsInf😂😂😂
0:44 lol😂😂😂
Pricing: 1 time triggering :500 USD 1 time changing chime: 50 USD 1 time flashing: 5 USD 1 time alarming :10 USD *small text on the back: 10 seconds of activated is ⁵⁰ usd* Ping comment if this is a comment
"Your father" 💀
I took him
@@ItsInf 💀
Make an iPotato
Me: *Needs to use the fire alarm* ifire: "Please Update to the latest os before use!" Me: 💀
Most apple thing ever
is it compatible with firewire
Yes ofc
Smoke detectors and pull stations sold separately
for $1000000 per day
@@ItsInf what about annual fire alarm inspections?
I hope it uses FireWire
0:44 bruh
DOES IT USE FIREWIRE!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!
“The stupidest video iHave ever made”
lol
iFire iLarm
Apple Fire Alarm Pro 💀
se- 💀💀
lol
The camera would be get smashed or removed
By me
more like ionfire
Apple copied simplex!? Holy cow!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!11
Your father 💀 so when do this come out 😂😂
May 15th, 2124
hi
hello there weary traveler
Lol