Desi Lydic Foxsplains Trump's "Torturous" Trial | The Daily Show
Move over, Trail of Tears! Donald Trump's hush money case is the worst thing America has ever done, and Desi Lydic is here to Foxsplain why. #DailyShow #DesiLydic #TrumpTrial
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It is hysterically funny how Fox describes the conditions that apply to any defendant in a criminal trial as torturous.
How dare they prosecute suspected crime - justice is when border with barbwire.
It just shows how weak and whiny the right are. When they have to sit in court to answer for their crimes, they are "in a torture chamber".
@@jon-h What does "justice is when border with barbwire" mean?
Maybe they should change that Texas airport to DULLARD
I wonder if it ever occurred to them that judge, jurors, journalists and literally everybody else on that court are subject to the very same conditions. 😂
Even a parody of Fox “News” isn’t as crazy as Fox “News”.
Or as funny 🤷♂️🫤
@@jeffsframe9927 True, Fox News and the Republicans are accidentally funnier than SNL.
English isn't my first language so I didn't know "News" actually includes "Wild Opinions".
@@thoraero It used to be illegal to call yourself news if it was just opinions pretending to be news.
@@Woozlewuzzleable Yeah. I really have no idea how we reached this point. But there should at least be laws that requires this channel to at least put something like "NOT NEWS REPORT" while inviting wild guests to spout nonsense.
How dare Trump be treated exactly like every other person on trial while in court?! There's nothing more unfair than treating everyone equally in accordance with the law!
Only unfair to those within range of tRump’s flatulent ‘outbursts’. An air freshener ‘necklace’ would be recommended attire.
*Sarcasm* . I get it. 😂
Remember the case where the defendent won't stop talking and the judge literally gagged them?
If he was treated like everyone else, he'd be spending the next few weeks to months in jail for contempt of court.
If treated like everyone else he'd already be in jail a long time ago..
Watching Fox News discover in realtime how the rest of us live has been heavily cringeworthy.
The worst part is that they don't realize that's how a courtroom always is. They think Trump is the only one getting treated badly, when in actuality, he's been given more chances and more leeway than any regular citizen ever would. They cry about freedom of speech for Trump, yet they want the national guard to silence protesters. It's really hard not to hate these people.
I say give him a coloring book and crayons 😂
@@donaldindividual-1 Do you think he can color within the lines?
@@karmab4391 Of course not. He'll use a Sharpie to draw his own lines. It's also a useful technique for predicting the course of hurricanes.
@@kevincrady2831 🤣🤣
Imagine a person in court, charged with multiple felonies, having to stay there and stay quiet. Who has ever heard of such a thing?
"Nobody's ever been treated like this before. It's unheard of. This is a gag order like no one has ever seen."
Many people are saying……
@@MartinReiter143"all the legal scholars..."
It's unprecedented and monotonous at once.
"I'm being treated worse than Lincoln!"
4 days a week! 8 hours a day! In a chair, at a desk? What American could live with this torture????
American Children sit longer in school than he does 😂
@@novaeclipse139 He is a child.
@@UncleSammyG He's a dropped embryo from Alabama.
He didn´t even do that in the white house :) he was exercising ( cheating ) on the golf course instead.
@@commandercaptain4664the dropped embryo is more of a human being than Trump.
Remember, Trump is as spry as a young man in peak condition. But he's also a frail old man who can't sit for a few hours in court like anyone with a full-time job.
Yeah like I sit at my job for 8 hours in a day.
Quite the conundrum!
Fox viewers must be like the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland. "Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' 'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
From the same people who say Biden is a criminal mastermind but also has dementia
@@kmw8775 A knowledge of Lewis Carroll is invaluable.
the hypocrisy on the right is something that i'll never be able get used to or understand
It’s all known propaganda methods. Worth digging into the methodologies used to be able to recognize them.
wild how we're still on this "right vs left" in terms of hypocrisy......
@@itsNabezwhat’s hypocritical about it?? The right is hypocritical because they’re always the ones pointing out other people’s flaws when they themselves are flawed.
war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength "thats all you need to know" -BB
@@cmdraftbrn The Party’s slogan from 1984 😐
Desi Lydic crushing it yet again 😂
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An 80 year old man shouldn't have to sit in court, it's inhumane. But he SHOULD be elected president which of course has no world famous room that he would need to sit in.
For Trump the presidency is about going to media events and golfing a quarter of the time.
😂
@@asheronwindspear552 Also about postponing criminal trials for fraud.
And don't forget "firing"his opponents or anyone who pis$ed him off one-day, (assassinating if his immunity case goes his way), fear mongering, BS-ing, and getting richer.
8 hours a day on the can rage tweeting. And it's not even gold! Being President is inhumane.
"trump was THIS close to exercising for the first time..but NOT ANYMORE!" 🤣🤣
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Weird, almost like he is a treasonous criminal defendant lol.
They never say maybe he should not have committed any crimes. Just the constant baby whining he is not being treated like a king.
@@Iluthraapparently it's only non rich-and-white people that shouldn't do the crime if they can't do the time. For rich-and-white folks the rule is "don't get caught unless you nominated the judge who's presiding your case"😅
The injustice of it all just breaks my heart. The poor guy can't even menace one single witness or one measly juror without being threatened with a whole day or two in jail. Nothing this evil has ever happened in America before. Will these atrocities never end? If this keeps up we'll be forced to live in a country where a duly elected president can't run ANY rackets AT ALL from the Oval Office. It's a dystopian nightmare.
Worse than The Hunger Games!
@@user-mf8sh6uz9iit could even approach the west wing levels of heinousness. Can you imagine?
And what is with Jury and Judge, they must not sit there and can play golf? For normal people, this is called working.
And only four days a week!
@@randyfleet9968 In fairness, the judge and lawyers and sometimes Trump are also there the fifth day. Squeezing in contempt hearings for example. 😁
The judge and jury are AI simulations controlled by Biden. Also the gave him a chair that is 0.3” shorter on the left side and 0.2” longer on the other left side. And when he falls asleep someone puts spiders in his mouth. Biden is hiding the massive evidence of voter fraud in his garage! Free Jesus Mandela Trump!
Poor Jurors...they also have to sit quietly and not go anywhere either....or the billions of people around the world that have to sit for 10 hours a day at work at their desks every day of life...These people are softer than butter in the sun
Worse still...they have to sit in a room with Trump.
Sounds like everybody in the courthouse needs fresh air.
He can't even build IKEA furniture in court? This is the worst persecution of anyone in history. Worse than the Spanish Inquisition. And nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition !
IKR, what's next, the comfy chair?!
Will it be the rack or the comfy chair they’re going to torture him with?
I don’t even think he’s allowed to hum the Nations of the World tune. No more United States, China, Russia North Korea for him ☹️
Next they're going to poke him with a soft cushion.
i have that on tape remember vhs ?
Having to sit all day, five days a week is something that office workers can relate to. It's SOP, not torture.
And high schoolers. But no, apparently this is impossible for Former President Pathetic Worm!
Made all the more ridiculous because in his case, it's only 4 days a week, with Wednesdays also off.
If Trump is falling apart this much on the "weakest" case of the 4 indictments...it's only going to get worse. To add injury to insult...if Trump is found to be in criminal contempt by Judge Merchan, Judge Chutkan can (and should) revoke his federal pre-trial release and he can remain in a D.C. jail indefinitely, as his delay strategy works for the trial but not confinement.
Watch how quickly he undoes his delay tactics if he was sitting in a cell.
Cue Beach Boys: Wouldn’t It Be Nice!
"he needs his heartworm medication, HE'S GOING TO GET THE ZOOMIES" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is heartworm a dog disease?
@@komninosm Yes
Public Service Announcement: Dear Law & Order Republicans- *If you don’t want to be treated like a criminal in a Court Of Law… Don’t commit crimes.*
And someone please get the poor man a lap robe since he has to spend ALL day, EVERY day in that FREEZING court room! 😭😢
STOP THE RIDE. I REALLY JUST WANT TO GET OFF NOW.
🤮🤮I know!
Wow that trial was quite.. Stormy..
I seem to remember hundreds of young children on the border torn from their parent's arms, and made to live in cages, sleep on cement floors with mylar blankets. I would like Trump to experience what he did to innocent children.
FOX is horrible. Desi is fantastic
Desi's the best!
Hearing a “news host” complain that “He needs sunlight” REALLY got me.
But he's endured as much as Nelson Mandela!!!
@@jodyhall8731 Not Jesus? Just asking!
@@RichardPierpoint-di8fi word❤️
What do you mean? How else is he supposed to maintain that gorgeous tan?!
Seems to me that he is under the same restraints as the jury, and... If it were not for him they may well not have been on jury duty.
The only exercise he ever got was walking between his bedroom and the refrigerator.
Did he even have to do that in the White House? Weren't some of his meals delivered? -- Of course, it was probably not served with the deference and self-abasement that he expects from servants.
He also didn't need to walk to get the numerous diet Cokes that he drank every day - he had a button on his desk to push and it would be brought to him😂
Be fair, he gets plenty of exercise. He steps into a golf cart, then steps out of the golf cart. He swings at the golf ball. He leans over to pick up the golf ball and move it to a better location. Lots and lots of exercise!
“He’s gonna get the zommies “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right? Not the zoomies!
Desi always breaks my giggle box. She is so silly i can't help but bust a chortle 😂❤
If you took away The Daily Show logo most of them would think this is a legit Fox story.
Bcuz of his actions there are jurors, judge, court staff & lurkers that has to do the same thing. Oh wow, he's like everyone else. 😂
These skits with Desi might be my favorite things the Daily Show produces outside of the main show. I always want more when they're over
jessie waters’ head is soooooo far up that ORANGE SPHINCTER….it’s a wonder he can even breathe.
Hannity has his head so far up Trump's @$$, Hannity knows what Trump had for breakfast.
Nobody else in the courtroom is getting fresh air and exercise either.
He can't even mansplain his situation. This is truly an outrage!
Love these segments!
Desi is fantastic. Keep it up!
Desi has it all.
Oh I remember when Trump weighed 199 pounds, was six foot three and probably going to live to be 200 years old. Now we just need to treat him like he is 200 years old and did nothing wrong.
You sound vaccinated?
@@hotpocket5501 Of course.
@@grogery1570 Face diapers still and booster #10 now?
@@grogery1570 Remember when DT announced the vax and you said you would never touch it, but as soon as JB took over, you were waiting in line for them?
@@grogery1570 Remember when you said that Putin was a dictator because he jails his political opposition, but when JB does it, you cheer it on?
According to fox "news," trump doesn't have the strength to SIT in court but is also an alpha male that should be prez.
Oh, he'll be fine. He'll get plenty of exercise in The Yard.
No whispered last words at the end? That was the best part
All court and no golf make Trump a dull boy. All court and no golf make Trump a dull boy. All court and no golf make Trump a dull boy.
Orangerum.
¡Well did gents!👌🏽
@@georgelayton6641 Heeeeerrrrre's Donny!!!
There ain't nothing in room 47
Desi Lydic. There for us when we need her.
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😂 Fox News, AKA, Angertainment News!
really feels like the "leave britney alone" video 🤣
Mushrooms don't need sunlight.
BWA-HAW-HA 😂!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Move over Trail of tears 😂😂😂😂😂
He will get the zoomies 😂😂😂😂
Everyone in that room needs exercise, sunshine, food/water, etc. Especially the exercise part.
He can't even YODEL!?!?!!?? Thats inhumane.
“He’s gonna get the zoomies!” 😂
No one forced you to run for the presidency, trump. Nor, for that matter, did anyone force you to keep sowing what you are now reaping; your self-inflicted legal woes. You have only yourself to blame, so quit complaining!
He is worse than a whiny baby! But then again, when you are trying to stay out of jail you'll do anything, I guess
But don't you understand? All these charges are completely without basis and a product of the Democratic conspiracy to keep him from running for office. (There are MAGAs who actually believe this, sincerely. After all, Trump has told them this many many times, so it must be true.)
But but but but what about Hillary's emails.......
trump running for President was the dumbest thing he has ever done. You are supposed to reveal your taxes, and not make money off of being the President. When will there be a trial regarding his breaking the emoluments clause?
@@MikeOToole-bn8on Yeah? What about it?
I wonder how they treat other criminals.
"He was about to exercise for the first time..." and don't forget, he was also about to hang out with his youngest son for the first time. Court is ruining everything! Erik is at home crying that Papa Trump can't be at his graduation...uhm...wait, I mean Barron. Papa Trump doesn't know either what his name is.
I lost it when she said what happens if he gets the zoomies.. 😂
He can tell the judge he wants to take the stand. Then he can talk. Let's see how that goes.
The Zoomies got me
Well done!
The “zoomies”😂
My favorite segment. Desi is the best ❤❤
go Desi!! we love you!
That's both very funny and very sad 😞
Love this series keep them coming
He'll get his chance to speak on the witness stand, if he chooses to.
Thanks Desi, keep on Foxplainin'
I can't tell Desi apart from a normal maga woman when she acts like that
'usual' or maybe 'typical' but definitely not 'normal,' no siree, Bob...
😅
You cannot call MAGA people normal, they are not.
He has plenty of room inside. There's nothing in there. He's constantly talking, because he knows that if he looks into the void, then the void will look right back at him.
“Trump was THIS close to exercising for the first time. Not anymore!” TFF
They're freezing an old man for Trump sakes! He can't bring a binkie for his naps, can't wear mittens, they won't even give him an orange jumpsuit! So unfair to treat the Don Snoreleone this way!
What's the saying? Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Or don’t do the crime if you can’t sit still for the trial
Well, that rule isn't supposed to apply to megalomaniac narcissistic cult leaders, you know? 😅
I doubt Trump could solve any sudoku
You realise that’s the joke 😂
@@col.hertford9855 idk cause it's not at all like you have to be Einstein either.. or maybe it's the image it's got?
"The guy needs sunlight", like they are talking about some plant! 🤣🤣🤣
They won't even water him
Fourth^^ nice one Desi! Greetings from the Netherlands
They’er describing Court like what it is… “being in court”⚖️🇺🇸 🙄Like Duh😑
Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time!! Trump!!
It's too cold 🥶😢 😭
She got that crazy eyes thing down
Isn't it funny that nobody is worried that all the jurors must do the exact same thing, plus pay attention...
Genuinely it make me laugh so hard each time Trump mentions that its "freezing" in the courtroom. He just can't get over it and it would make it 100% funnier if they really are actively keeping it really cold in there because he keeps complaining about it 😂😂
Frist^^ nice one Desi! Greetings from Germany
we the people as a collective whole are tired of everything maga, & corrupt r related
Sounds like everybody in the courthouse needs fresh air.
I knew nothing of Fox Not-News until 09 when I was working overseas as a Dept of State trainer in Afghanistan. I remember being invited to watch the news at the end of the day one day by my coworkers (most from the South, Florida, and Texas). 10 minutes in I sat there wide-eyed before telling the group, "Guys, these peope are lying. None of what they are saying is true and the way they are talking is angry and hateful. This is DANGEROUS." They all thought I was nuts. Lol
Let's save the 'Torture Trial' for Netanyahu, at the World Court in the Hague!
So, how on earth did he run the country if he is incapable to sit still in a chair?
😂
Did he, though? I'm European so no direct experience, but I seem to remember a dumpster fire when the Tangerine Palpatine was ruling the USA from his golf course...
Bravo Desi❤🎉 perfect my dear!!!!
Well, I guess it genuinely hard to make this even MORE hilarious! Kudos Daily Show! 🙏🤣
I love you !!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait…Donald Trump plays soccer?
With his two shriveled raisins
He could. He's fit enough to do it. Just like a young man. People have come up to him with tears in their eyes and said, "Sir, would you please join our soccer team? It would be the greatest soccer team ever." People are saying that he would be brilliant. If only he were not stuck in court everyday... 😂
Same team as George Santos
@@dianagross8784 I’m pretty sure George Santos was a volleyball star at Baruch College not soccer.
@@hippopotamusbosch George Santos was an all around star in his own mind 😂
If anyone (other than trump) violated a "gag" order one time - let alone 10 times - they would already be behind bars.
One of my favorite watches each week. Please keep these going.
Of the Fox News stupidity that keeps on giving!
Desi 😂😂😂
Desi: This audition to become a Fox Faux News host is sure to land you a job!🤭🤣
Karma for the exonerated central park 5?
Elmer Fudd voted for Twump.
Trump is a fud
Well done, Desi!