TAKING OMAHA BEACH WITH A 1911 | Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond
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“A little razzle dazzle should do ya some good Paterson” Paterson: “sir, Howard was just split in two by a flak 88”
Tis but a flesh wound
@@noahdavis3236 a flesh wound? your torsos off!
sucks too suck I guess
Generation zero
kzhead.info/sun/oq9vaNt-h6J_hWw/bejne.html
"Is he a high-ranking German?" "Worse." "He's *_F R E N C H._* "
*has spy from team fortress 2 flashbacks*
*OUI INTENSIFIES*
Spoken like a TABG player.
As an english nobleman in 1400, I 100% agree
Hes the great evil coming
“Is he a high ranking German?!” “Worse.....he’s French” Actually had me cracking tf up
It actually makes sense that a French collaborator would be worse. It's not an outsider -- it's your fellow countryman who became a traitor.
@@Philiph6 little did we know, he was secretly poppy the whole time. (And the lady is just captain bear)
Oui!!!
you laugh but to the French civilians, collaborators were worth, less than a handful of dirt
Notbody hates the French more than the French, because only the French know exactly what the French are like.
10:33 fun fact, once you get up there you’ll sometimes hear one of enemy soldiers cry “Wilhelm!”. Indicating that guy was literally named Wilhelm.
Don't you love it when an easter egg has layers?
A Wilhelm scream... If you will
Gotta love a good Wilhelm scream
“Is a pencil a weapon?…A pencil is a weapon.” -John Wick
“He once killed three men in a bar-” “With a pencil I’ve heard the story.” “With a fucking pencil! Who the fuck can do that?!”
A weapon is anything that can hurt human or damage construction
@@codghostking nice callback to his Payday 2 videos
"Is he a high ranking German? Worse, he's French!" Every Frenchman in every revolution ever.
The reason the French hate the French so much, is because only they know _exactly_ what the French are like.
Me as a French: "Oh non! De toute façon..."
They have more Republics than the Germans had Reichs. And the French even go on their way to tear down their own republics because they are not good enough
kzhead.info/sun/eKlmqNh7fWWKbGw/bejne.html
Frenchmen vs other nations? No Frenchmen vs other Frenchmen? Put on eye of the tiger, this is going to be good
“What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. except pressure washers. Pressure washers will just fucking kill us.” - Some German(Probably), 1944
Who knew water guns were that powerful
I think he may have have chosen the wrong amm- . . . Nevermind.
Its pressure washing their skin from their bones
"I've seen super soakers with more penetrating power than that!" - Russianbadger on the .38 Special Snakeshot (71 round dinner plate video)
@@Svenne-man-1880 My man is speaking straight facts over here
Badger: "is a pencil a weapon" Jacket the Chicken Man: "Weapon is a term used to describe any object used to cause harm or damage to structures"
11:04 "What if it's just like a stroll across the sand." German artillery shell: And I took that personally.
Kids in 2019: this super soaker cant do shit.. Badger with a fucking water gun in 1944: Observe
Badger be like: hold my Gamer Supps
Remember back in the day when a pumped-up enough super soaker was able to break skin with the water pressure?
@@pathfindersavant3988 When they had the fucking force of an actual cannon from the Civil War? Damn, I miss those days...
Imagine: you're invading Omaha beach, you get out of your boat, get behind cover, then suddenly one of your buddies pulls out a m1911, and says: "will you give me 10 cents if I hit one of those bunker gunners?"
I would absolutely join in
I'd give them a thousand, I don't think a pistol in the WWII era is good enough to put a bullet in a target that far away xD
@@SuitedGhost Ten dollars? In 1944? Shit sounds like a good bet to me.
@@SuitedGhostYou realize a 1911 is called a 1911 cause that's literally the year they were invented right? It's seen shockingly few actual changes since it's inception and is still in wide use by military and police forces across the world right now today, 113 year later...... All that is to say that not only is the 1911 NOT a WWII era pistol in the first place, but it was and is still a damn good weapon because why the fu@$ else would we still be using it more than a century later otherwise....
@@Astraeus.. by WWII era, I mean used in WWII.
11:14 "HOW ON EARTH ARE THERE THIS MANY BULLETS IN THE WORLD" had me dead
NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA
@@ChaplainPhantasm MORE DAKKA YA GIT!!
He’s got a point though, no game or movie or film had that question that I’ve seen.
As a German i gotta say Badger speaking almost perfect German out of nowhere is really funny and impressive at the same time
What did he say?
@@vincecuhr5222 8:42 one, two three, four. No more ammunition? What? Really? How sad.
Thanks bro
@Rapt0r02 its Deutsch😁👍🏻
Im actually learning deutch and its hilarious to me that this amazing walking memester just speaks really good german while blasting mf’ers and continues to shitpost.
“Paterson, fire a warning shot” “Sir this is a V2 rocket” “Did I stutter”
Eh, potato potato just fire it Patterson!
no, but i do 🤷🏼♂️😂😂
The V2 was the proper missile, BTW.
@@StarkRaven59 yeah, why would you launch THAT as a warning shot???
I love how Badger was talking about imagining Omaha Beach being nothing more than a stroll and then a landing boat _immediately_ blew the hell up
I love how Russian Badger’s whole idea about the game is “yep, memes for days.” And proceeds to just meme his way though wwii like an absolute shitter. GOD I love this man.
You spelt Wii with an extra W
@@octopocto9439i think he meant world war and just added the i instead of the 2
00:12 didnt know you were the pilot for that flight to Honolulu
wow what are you doing here?
what da fuck are you doin here my good sir?
What are you doing here?
Wait you watch Russian Badger?
That’s what I’m sayin
Winchester be like, “I only have to hit you once, Dex nerd.”
"Parry this you fucking casual"
The Winchester is both strength and dex combined
What you think you dexterity will help you Me: *goes for my 1911 "sure what ever you say"
Them dodge build's not lookin' so hot now
Better than faith.
8:36 "whoever is in charge of patches IRL" is comedy gold
-Thousands of people dying in a terrifying amphibious assault against hardened defenses Badger: "I've never had more fun in my life."
*random german or french arguing* "English please" "We are missing some good discourse here" Badger : oui
Oui
Oui
OUI
OUI (But distorted)
Oui
the funniest part to this is the fact that his window was completely open and thinking that someone watched him do this without his knowledge lol.
holy shit ash i didnt think u would be here
living on the 30th something floor would probably lead to him falling out xD
Yeah facebook
inb4 Ash clout chasing in others comment sections get that money
@@Br00tz966 I wouldn't say that so belligerently. Some people take offense when you say their favorite KZheadr is clout chasing
1:25 FTANG!!!!! 7:13 Garand ping 8:38 German 9:08 John Wick 9:13 catch chuckle nuts
Correct
real
Last thing I remember from playing this was taking the beach with M1s and hammers(thrown and swung) Side note: Badger quoting songs like “Atom Bomb Baby” and “Uranium Fever” Just is so satisfying
Germans defending Omaha Beach: “You can’t just rush in here with just a 1911.” Badger rushing Omaha Beach with a 1911: “Try me you filthy casuals.”
Observe
Parry this you filthy casual
French vs other countries: retreat! French after being conquered: relentless perseverance French when fighting other French people: *RUTHLESS BRUTALITY*
Badger in TABG: "MAN THESE FRENCH BASTARDS DONT STOP COMING BACK" Badger in MoH: "OUI!!!!!!!!" 3:43
Pressure washers a disturbingly dangerous, even the small household ones can easily cut through flesh and clothes on their highest setting. I’d imagine it’s be pretty easy to neutralize or kill someone with a more industrial version.
I found that out the hard way and forever have a scar on one of my big toes :/
@@lemmonboy6459 fucked up question how clean the cut is.
The problem with pressure washers isn't that they can cut, but that they are injecting UNCLEAN water, debris, and bacteria directly under your skin in a high pressure blast. It can cause blood poisoning, gangrene and sepsis, with a decent chance of requiring amputation to prevent it from killing you.
@@themerchantinblack6157 VERY clean, I was luck in that it was just a small horizontal nozzle. It blew my SKIN clean off and fucked up my nail. Thankfully it happened so briefly that only my skin was affected and no flesh was blown off, but I bet it was a close call.
A mate of mine is a firefighter and they wear incredibly tough and thick boots, and one day they were cleaning all the burn marks (from a burnt building) away and he used the pressure washer on his boot. The water tore through the boot and his big toenail in a second.
“Oui.” “Non.” “Oui.” “Non.” “Oui times infinity.” “Merdre!”
Whispers in your ear "Oui Oui baguette"
*gets banned from the Ubisoft forums*
@@darthball2723 je manje la poir
@@ayaxmcgill635 non non je mange la baguette
Eh yes
M1911s are no joke. No kick. Just a nice bounce. Almost perfectly balanced in your hand. My favorite handgun
7:27 Tiktok piano tutorials be like:
"Stop using the bazooka on infantry" they said. "Its a waste of resources" they said. "CLEAR BACKBLAST" I said.
Also Badger in a previous video, "Backblast Clear? What do you think I've been hitting them with?!"
I never said clear backblast... Oh... I was wondering why there was always one team member less every time I fired, I thought it was a sniper so I kept firing... Oh dear god
Shaped explosive solves all problems
Us Americans seeing any other pistols: "I mean it's ok" Us Americans seeing the 1911: "Muh stopin' power can pull down a whole God damn cartel"
Am American, can confirm
Am American, the 1911 is sentient and chooses its master. I was rejected. Blood blisters everywhere.
@@amicableenmity9820 you get the TTK, the 1911 for the unworthy, as a consolation prize.
Not an American, can confirm
Don’t care as long as it’s a pistol. Preferably a revolver.
Just imagine being a slightly experienced American soldier and you go on a mission and the first thing you hear from your buddy is “vibe check” and “you have failed the vibe check *dying laughing* “
6:32 Funny, that's exactly how Dutch's plan went down
Imagine seeing a dude charging along and up Omaha Beach, firing just a 1911, killing trained soldiers with a pencil, casually rocket launching your soldiers, catching your grenade and throwing it back, and having a drum session as bodies are hitting the floor. I'd run. But it would be futile in the end
cant expect the lord to do all the work now can we?
John wick if he was in WW2
Don't forget about pistol whipping nazis
Chad soldier vs. Virgin Nazis
@@deevan1415 Chad 45. Auto Vs Virgin MP40
“Is that a torpedo?” Famous last words.
Why do I imagine him turning into half life 1 gibs
He didn't die from the torpedo he was shot
Hears explosion " Yes, it was a torpedo"
@@markpuckett7393 we know but it’s still funny to think anout
"I've got every confidence you're going to make me look like a GENIUS." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!
2:00 Is easily my favorite part🤣
Me: glad you're on our side badger. Badger: "speaks german" Me: *O h n o*
Im scared of how well he can speak german
@@jaxsonbellfox5193 I really like the german language. It actually made me jealous. I really really want to learn german now.
Yeah that was really surprising.
@@EzekiesAcheron it’s a very beautiful language...
IHR WERDET UNS NIE BESIEGEN
Army man - "I feel we are missing some interesting discourse here." Badger - "OUI" -TABG flashbacks-
That’s exactly what I thought of when I heard him say “oui”
Hey guy, lemme fill you in on something. That was the point of him saying it
The fact that he sounded exactly like the oui from TABG on the fly is amazing
Oui
Imagine being a German soldier during WWII and you see this unkillable lunatic coming at you with a pen.
5:11 most satisfying lever action pull EVER, still as satisfying as a garande Ping tho
Garand*
@Sapphiregamer8605 oh hush with that
Once every 8 years the rare russian badger returns after hibernation
Noice
69th like lol
i thought it was 3 months when i first saw the videi lol
Remember that his last video was on fallout new vegas. That means that badger went into a block of ice like in fallout 4
Don’t you dare put a Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKESSASSSSSSA!!!!!!!😿😹😐😣😐😣😣😬
Badger: “Is a pencil a weapon?” *John Wick has entered the chat*
yes
*Joker has entered the chat*
@@blackjovian9414 Batman has entered the chat
Badger: "Is a pencil a weapon?" John Wick: hold my beer
Payday 2 music starts playing
Don’t know if it’s just me but when Badger started speaking German I went for my gun
"I'm no pilot, but I don't think that is very good" I imagine him crashing into Heavenly five seconds later
"I don't have a fear of open water" Subnautica: would you like to
He should try that game
@@johnbacon4997 yes yes yes yes yes and ................................. yes
“Is that a torpedo?” And just like that, Hans was in a bucket
+is that a torpedo? -no Hans, that is our funeral
"Thye're gonna bury whats left of you in a soup can " -demoman tf2
@@Unknown_Comrade_ “they’re gonna have to glue you back together. IN HELL”
Man is called Egon in the campaign, but might as well be Hans
The amount of work Badger went into this both for the memes and for making me want to play Medal of Honor: Above and Beyond. He deserves a medal of honor.
4:44 Heavenly actually surprised when his explosive explodes.
Normal gamer when starting to get serious: leans forward Skulker when shit gets real: gets off the chair
When I read this comment the Ight ima head out meme comes to mind
@@PapaSouzas_TheHoly True
Killer queen..
Me as german: ,,sind wir die Baddies?" Everyone: ,,No, the French are" *Wunderbar*
In der Tat eine Erleichterung
@@_Rndom ja
Ich stimme zu
May I ask for the English translation?... I know a little german(yes and no, maybe a curse), but I don’t know what you said.... the original comment and the reply
@@silvertheAI sind wir die baddies= are we the bad guys. In der Tat eine Erleichterung= indeed a relief. Ich stimme zu = I agree with you. Ja= yes Wunderbar = Wonderful
Imagine ur storming Omaha and all u hear is one of your soldiers playing entry of the gladiator while only using a 1911
Proceeds to otk at least 2 ENTIRE BATTALIONS of Germans.😂
14:23 he’s washing their sins away😂
13:14 You know what they say, "If you can't take the heat. Then get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber."
That guy who wears a hoodie while it's 100 degrees out: *I have no such weaknesses*
That's how my uncle Lenny got incinerated
was gonna like but its at 420 likes
@@TysonTubeHD you can still like it though
@@jamesbarton7294 I would have ruined it
Finally, Heavenly can now say that he was quickscoping Germans in Normandy.
Heavenly: So there I was, Omaha Beach June 6, 1944, with my M4 SOPMOD
I was there 80 years ago some fuckhead was tryin to quick scope some Germans but he just kept on shooting his men
@@darthball2723 uhhhh what?
@@doyourbest_uwu I was picturing a cacodemon with a anime girl when you said that
@@thelonecourier3439 when you said that, I pictured a cacodemon as an anime girl
Hearing badger laugh alone in a VR game is also a fun experience
“Whell whell wehll ain’t that the fastest quick draw this side of new Hanover” will live in my gear forever
Badger: "a pencil is a weapon" John wick: your goddamn right
Everyone: Uses knifes John wick:"hold my pencil"
The indiana jones reference was perfect
Imagine you've been drafted into the war, you get sent to rush the beaches of Omaha, and as your boat thing is arriving at the location, one of your fellow soldiers pulls out his pistols, starts firing towards the beach, and says "If I get a hit marker from here I deserve a medal of honor"
*catches a grenade* "oh no no no! You can have THAT one back!"
Starts doing a drum solo
Then he single handily crusades the beach and you get to live because of him.
Also just from a distance “Time to find out if the pen is mightier than the sword oh IT IS IT IS”
In german:He kill all my soldiers whit a fucking pencil
4:32 badger as the pitcher at the last World Series game: *provides to throw a 50MPH ball from a literal rocket launcher from WW2. Heavenly: AND HE’S OUT
The Germans tried to have the trench gun removed from the game by the Geneva convention but the Geneva convention didn’t want they want to go through the resources to get rid of an entire gun so the trench gun stayed in the files
R/ihadastroke
When did badger go from "i cant even do a german accent" to "im speaking german fluently"
i do believe learning a language and having an accent are two slightly different things
25 episodes ago? It all started with World of Tanks
#thegermanbadger
"How can anyone be fluent in other languages besides English"
He couldn’t count to fünf in German
Sarge: Patterson, fire a warning shot! Patterson: Sir, this is a pressure washer. Sarge: Eh, potato, potato, just fire!
I'm gonna be honest with you Phantom; I read that last part as 'poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe' instead of 'poh-tay-toe pah-tah-toe' (which still wierd by the by), and it got me giggling due to my own idiocy. XD
Patterson : *literally shreds the skins off of Nazis*
“ fastest hands in the west partner” Thanks for the idea. Noe every time I use a 1911 I saw it.😎
As a proud Swiss. I gotta say your German is good
"It's time... for my masterpiece..." *racks slide*
Hans: oh nein
@@cuttleboi1339 Sven: schisse
Fun fact: The circus song or “Entry of the Gladiators” used to be played by the Presidents’ Own when they celebrated the president being elected
Oh wait ur pfp its in video congrats
We need to bring that back.
Makes sense
PFFFFFF
"stop using the bazooka on infantry they said, it's a waste of resources they said" 1:08
What terrible advice
Translation of Badger's german at 8:38 according to google translate "One, two, three, four. No more ammo? WHAT? REALLY? How sad."
Command officer: You can't just use your primary as a melee weapon. Heavenly: Hehe, Winny gonna go *bonk*
No one: Badger: *Snipe’s somebody with a 1911* “I deserve a medal of honor for this.”
Definitely deserves one
Imagine if someone shot 1911 in d day and it hit hitler in the head What type of medal do we give him that is higher thenn the medal of honor
We give them the medal called 'vac ban'.
The way he says ‘Wehrmacht open up’ is just so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know if you read these badger, but I'll put it into the void anyway. Things have been real bad for me lately. I've lost almost everything in my life. These videos have been the only thing to put a smile on my face and push me to keep going so I can continue to laugh and smile instead of giving up. Keep it up man, I'm halfway through your backlog so I need more shitposts
Hope things are better now
"I'm no pilot, but..." - Pilot of B-17 Flying Fortress, 1944, colorized
I want a full badger cover of "Atom Bomb Baby"
Yeah I kinda need this
Yes
Ye
YES
Yes
9:36 was my favorite part
“This is the most fun I’ve had in a vr game” “This video is sponsored by oculus”
"I'm literally killing Nazis with a water gun." That's a sentence that has never said before in history.
French resstance fighters:Am I a joke to you?
@@davidpeebles8349 yes
"I'm legit killing nazis with a water gun." -Badger in Norway, 1943, killing nazis with a pressure washer
And thats how nazis loose ww1 and ww2
@@gru9826 Ok, who’s gonna tell em?
“Worse,he’s French(spits in baguette)
OUI in the chat
OUI
Honhonhonhon
OUI
Badger:Commenting nervously about how the bombers wing is on fire Me:Starts turning white as snow while activating a Memphis Belle scene trying to keep the aircraft in the air while half the plane is gone Badger in Russian accent:Dah,good work comrade!
14:15 givin them the good old Birmingham in the '60s treatment
ooof
3:25 "Is he German?" "Worse. He's French." *Dear God*
There's more
NO
i saw your comment, and i saw there were 2 replies, and i knew before even looking what they were, but man did it make me happy to see it anyway
Oh dear god not the French.
@@badinfo7878 Oui
“Whoever’s in charge of patches irl.” That would be the Geneva Convention
They had some pretty poor moderation until post-WWII, which explains why the trench gun wasn't patched out.
Even then them patches don't work like 99% of the time
Oh well, Theres always the unmoderated Legacy Servers.
Geneva suggestion
They're more like guidelines than actual rules
“IAM LITERALLY KILLING NAZ*S WITH A WATER GUN” Grandpa heard that, he laughed hysterically.
0:03 Definitely your greatest masterpiece dude!
"I once saw him killed 3 man in a bunker, with a pencil, a fucking pencil"
*bar
@@buddermonger2000 *bunker*
Its mr wick
john wick: i raised dat boy
@@buddermonger2000 r/whooosh
Badger yeeting a grenade back is like his own personal “NO U” card
@Flaken Mask NO U SILENCE AND LET US SPEK!!!
“Worse, he’s french” Tabg:”THAT GREAT EVIL WAS THE DAMN FRENCH”
Badger: like bombing a factory into dust flying in a b-29 Me: my good man that is a b-17 Flying Fortress
The beginning part reminds me of that Funny scene in "Madagascar 2" where Kowalski is telling Skipper the state of the plane and says "We've lost engine one, and engine two is no longer on fire."
Bro
Not to be "That guy", but Kowalski was telling Skipper about the engines.
badger: "they specialize in stealth and sabotage" also badger: "I'm going to blow up this one infantry with a bazooka"
If there's nobody left to raise an alarm, it IS still technically a stealth op.
@@matohibiki the House Steiner stealth strategy. Using their Lance of scout Atlases.
Everyone's busy talking about Badger's German but no one's talking about that perfect Arnold impression
I love it everytime you start speaking German because it just confuses my friends and I love to see their confused faces (I'm German and they are British)
I once seen him kill two men in a trench, with a pen, with a fucken pen.
I understood that reference.
“They call him ‘Badger-Yaba.’ The YEET-Man!”
My man that's a good sentence. A wonderful John wick sentence.
It takes long, but when it comes it's a masterpiece
Truly
g i g g i t y
@@FrostJaeger cease
For real
True
Badger: “Roger Roger” Well, America is a republic. *”FOR THE REPUBLIC”*
10:13 *chuckles in thalassophobia
“English please” Badger: OUI
-TABG flashbacks
OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI
@@danielross96 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THATS IT ALL FRENCH IN THIS COMMENT ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
@@ionman1761 Straight into the Brazil hole with them