Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*
@impracticalnuke Жыл бұрын
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.
@impracticalnuke Жыл бұрын
@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman
@DevAndVic2022 Жыл бұрын
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite
@dragonsaige Жыл бұрын
@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P
@dhruvshah7112 Жыл бұрын
Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm
@AvNox. Жыл бұрын
“Jesse we need to brew”
@nissim9081 Жыл бұрын
Gale has entered the chat
@ownagesniper16 ай бұрын
JESSEEE! JESSE!!
@faridb406 ай бұрын
Yeah mr white! Coffee!
@LionellRafer-uy9po6 ай бұрын
Why the hell are we making meth?
@juancoding6 ай бұрын
KZhead made me rate your comment. You got a 10/10👍
@freecringestuff15515 ай бұрын
dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans
@rae-p2266 Жыл бұрын
Why is this not blowing up
@z-beats9354 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@alvito7355 Жыл бұрын
@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong
@Mr_Also6 ай бұрын
@@Mr_Also😂😂
@dramaybaazii5 ай бұрын
zip it
@jahstri5 ай бұрын
Hehe poooppy cofey
@rasheedjello Жыл бұрын
😂
@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo Жыл бұрын
This insanely true
@ominousbottleoflube Жыл бұрын
I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro
@blockhead0309 Жыл бұрын
Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?
@zhangbill1194 Жыл бұрын
@@blockhead0309 bro
@Eastern-Asia Жыл бұрын
“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”
@mingdamerciles_3180 Жыл бұрын
"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months
@ncrranger6327 Жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU
@fatimascrying Жыл бұрын
Pretentious privileged ahh
@danialrafid Жыл бұрын
@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp
@jaek__ Жыл бұрын
That's the first thing that came to mind.
@XXavierSin-XXs Жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀
@chubbs-thechubbyninja4719 Жыл бұрын
dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂
@lakraknjeprak2536 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@minineji7050 Жыл бұрын
Bro I- 💀💀😂
@solomunchkin Жыл бұрын
@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.
@abyssstrider2547 Жыл бұрын
@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible
@lemonjuice6715 Жыл бұрын
Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe
@aqsah14 Жыл бұрын
Why do you feel like they are greater than thou? Don't you value the things you can do instead? 😉
@FFKonoko Жыл бұрын
A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.
@Slate398 Жыл бұрын
heh..
@Sageofthe16 Жыл бұрын
no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.
@nurhazbiyshaffan1021 Жыл бұрын
I like any coffee lmao
@hydrohydra4976 Жыл бұрын
“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”
@liamv1bes56 Жыл бұрын
Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park
@ToadyWoods Жыл бұрын
it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵💫
@JesseGilbride Жыл бұрын
I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~ BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR
@noteagerenough Жыл бұрын
Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.
@paledolphin11 ай бұрын
That hits hard even today
@KingsleyComanIsCool8 ай бұрын
"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe
@BanHelsing Жыл бұрын
probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.
@magnesjberg24 Жыл бұрын
@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it
@BanHelsing Жыл бұрын
@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:
@cheskaarana6097 Жыл бұрын
@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks
@Nezumi99 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@scootersheep2151 Жыл бұрын
“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice
@jaybird6396 Жыл бұрын
you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans. Use them.
A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.
@AvoidTheCadaver Жыл бұрын
@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine
@subarashii2360 Жыл бұрын
"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price." ...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.
@naughtymelon67126 ай бұрын
He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.
@OwenL20203 ай бұрын
@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless
@xdEddie_Edgy3 ай бұрын
lol 😂
@jaye7898Ай бұрын
I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude
@arimtzv5 ай бұрын
Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well
@Chew2334 ай бұрын
bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white
@c4shguy224 Жыл бұрын
Why do you think you're walter white?
@TBA8o8 Жыл бұрын
@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡
@imjustkenough Жыл бұрын
@@TBA8o8 🤡
@JokingVvave Жыл бұрын
@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭
@itzhikun Жыл бұрын
@@itzhikun lol
@mfs96 Жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house
@aug1246 Жыл бұрын
For whatever reason this killed me. 😂
@cenofwarable Жыл бұрын
💀
@beaurepairs9553 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀
@xechammad4539 Жыл бұрын
Funny asf lol
@Mew0731 Жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@croc_moat2327 Жыл бұрын
How could I have ever missed that the quality of the main ingredient actually does matter?!?
@wldrr Жыл бұрын
the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”
@ry.albert Жыл бұрын
I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"
@ashrafabubakar2067 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?
@G81L4L Жыл бұрын
@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying
@berthamcdurtha8554 Жыл бұрын
Whitest thing to say, ong.
@paledolphin11 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one
@ChaoticDarkthrones8 ай бұрын
I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._
@bearwitty9690 Жыл бұрын
Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that
@Ninjapizza8247 Жыл бұрын
@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?
@oopdascoop Жыл бұрын
@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods
@merica9134 Жыл бұрын
@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.
@yukikanegawa7470 Жыл бұрын
@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug « You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»
@lourila Жыл бұрын
I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions
@DeeRuss6 ай бұрын
make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells
@leepikdude3 ай бұрын
I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.
@Lief30026 ай бұрын
Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*
@dod6031 Жыл бұрын
Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.
@Pokesus Жыл бұрын
Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.
@notgray88 Жыл бұрын
Yeah true 🤣
@chad3538 Жыл бұрын
@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.
@nanashi420 Жыл бұрын
I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.
@snjvbss Жыл бұрын
me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting
@juliannazajda8883 Жыл бұрын
Hey Julianna quick question Are you still alive?
@candylide Жыл бұрын
@@candylide still breathing
@juliannazajda8883 Жыл бұрын
@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that
@candylide Жыл бұрын
based
@JaqueefiusJarquavius Жыл бұрын
@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply
@generic8618 Жыл бұрын
You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.
@ciphun7 ай бұрын
Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.
@krissk774 ай бұрын
one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot
@ruerue79106 ай бұрын
Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:
@it_was_my_cat Жыл бұрын
Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.
@rachel5399 Жыл бұрын
@@rachel5399 bad habit
@user-jj5tq4qs7j Жыл бұрын
12% is way generous.
@chrisfoxwell4128 Жыл бұрын
pc enthusiasts:😳
@carlosjoyeux4722 Жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear about wine
@icedcoldkilla Жыл бұрын
coffee drinkers making the most complicated drink known to man:
@totalnutjob11 ай бұрын
It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee. I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth
@Chadius_Thundercock7 ай бұрын
@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day
@jamessimbolon38875 ай бұрын
That is true, i work at cafe and we used to buy roasted beans from other suppliers until we decided to roast our own beans and the difference was phenomenal
@sidecharacter9108 Жыл бұрын
"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee" Great advice /s
@ThatFoxxoLeo Жыл бұрын
Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.
@JackSilver1410 Жыл бұрын
Genius
@batataverde6453 Жыл бұрын
right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.
@chiarosuburekeni9325 Жыл бұрын
Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!" "Old coffee bad" >.>
@PhysicsITGuy Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one
@briantier2814 Жыл бұрын
*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts
@assassinmaster3419 Жыл бұрын
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!
@drawingablankesq Жыл бұрын
This is where the fun begins
@Warmaka Жыл бұрын
some wincest into that too.
@LinhNguyen-my5my Жыл бұрын
@@LinhNguyen-my5my ? What where was incest brought up
@lord_of_war1932 Жыл бұрын
"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP" -purplecrumbs
@Raikos100 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why the KZhead algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results
@Kintuse6 ай бұрын
"As someone with a worthless hobby that wastes money, I also appreciate other kinds of snobbery"
@jimmymcgarry6 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…
@harrymcberry40635 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?
@NoTrebleHere4 ай бұрын
@@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.
@namingisdifficult4084 ай бұрын
Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.
@uncrunch398 Жыл бұрын
Savor every drop. Last I heard, it's expected to go extinct with the natural climate it can grow in later this century.
@uncrunch398 Жыл бұрын
tell that to my giant tub of Great Value coffee that I don't remember buying
@awesomenokes7 ай бұрын
Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound. "This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try." "You're poor"
@undauntedaqua Жыл бұрын
“It smells like broke in here”
@Keepitsavage21 Жыл бұрын
Touché
@eshbanvelez5212 Жыл бұрын
Wake up and smell the money Huahuahuahua
@jimbojones5083 Жыл бұрын
In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.
@fryloc359 Жыл бұрын
Andrew tate:
@Chrimp7828 Жыл бұрын
As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.
@thijewissema6412 Жыл бұрын
That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it
@frackert Жыл бұрын
💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.
@karleyj9706 Жыл бұрын
Okay good for you
@tibbers3755 Жыл бұрын
I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs
@trihermawan9553 Жыл бұрын
Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso
@jacobarcher1097 Жыл бұрын
Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.
@immymoe9149 ай бұрын
Nah
@Snakee4239 ай бұрын
The people who do that do it for hating trends. Like making "jokes" about killing furrys or mocking teenage girls for enjoying things.
@kiriki45586 ай бұрын
He made a video labeled "How to make a good espresso", then just says "Buy fresh beans". It deserves the hate.
@kensmith28295 ай бұрын
@@kensmith2829not really, just more like "don't use old beans"
@BrentKenneth3 ай бұрын
Thank you for highlighting this! 🙏🏻☕
@MongooseReflexes Жыл бұрын
If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it
@yummyklown9226 Жыл бұрын
Fax!
@killerblade1044 Жыл бұрын
I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...
@inconspicuoussalad7730 Жыл бұрын
Like a heroin addict racking up a needle
@lidmc796 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 🤣🤣
@JokerDaSmoker Жыл бұрын
Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.
@Jane-oz7pp Жыл бұрын
“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”
@darrellerrad3945 Жыл бұрын
What is this a reference to
@BaiZoo Жыл бұрын
@@BaiZoo life
@SandwichGlitch Жыл бұрын
Rich people
@ddas7974 Жыл бұрын
God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop
@MG-mb9fi Жыл бұрын
@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way
@rokpepeshogun Жыл бұрын
Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭
@dbyspae122 Жыл бұрын
Or are you just ignorant?
@WollaWinkie Жыл бұрын
@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better
@dbyspae122 Жыл бұрын
I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol
@loganwalker8537 Жыл бұрын
@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things
@YaamFel Жыл бұрын
@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it
@dbyspae122 Жыл бұрын
i can’t seem to make a good espresso even though my grandparents always make fresh roasted coffee beans.
@kao_o8 ай бұрын
I added up the pricing of everything he uses in the video: LaColombe Kenya Sky Line beans: $21 Digital scale: ~$40 Niche coffee bean grinder: $544 Flair 58 Espresso machine and peripherals: $596 Not including taxes, shipping, and other insignificant expenses like the shot glass, spoons, etc., this cup of coffee would cost you 1,201 dollars to replicate if you didn’t have any of the equipment. Here’s how much a cup of Folger’s at my house would cost: MrCoffee coffee maker: $21 Folgers 51 classic roast: $7 Trader Joe’s brand coffee filters: $15 The difference between my cup of black coffee and his shot of espresso, no matter what you mix it in, is not worth 1,158, nor is it worth the extra 30 minutes to make.
@lofeofsope25427 ай бұрын
Sorry for this amount. Cast iron fry pan and stir the green coffee beans during 20 minutes to medium or dark roast. Let it rest 12 hours before to grind them, for regular coffee or French press or espresso . The smell and taste of it is awesome
@sergekadziolka47226 ай бұрын
i don't know why you spent the time to math that up when the bottom line was just "get a fresh roast"
@justdecaffeinated6 ай бұрын
This is a valuable comment! Kudos to you.
@youtbe9996 ай бұрын
The advice was to use fresher coffee. He never says in any of his videos that his expensive equipment is neccisary. Unlike the gadgets that he showcases in his other vids, the advice he gives in this video is actually useful in getting better coffee. He never even mentioned his equipment in the video, so I don't even know why you felt the need to count up the prices, unless you had a personal gripe with him.
@owanbavis16196 ай бұрын
@@owanbavis1619 i’m aware, but literally every video he mentions “if you don’t do this in the exact way i’m showing you, your coffee is worse than mine. you won’t get as good of ‘pulls’ or the flavors won’t be as interesting or blah fucking blah” this guy pisses me off, because he’s saying if you can’t shell out a grand for a fucking cup of coffee then you just can’t have access to that. its fucking coffee, he’s got a stick so far up his ass, it’s rubbing up against his patella.
@lofeofsope25426 ай бұрын
"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet
@lionbryce10101 Жыл бұрын
Based
@GogitoGTHD Жыл бұрын
yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.
@lakraknjeprak2536 Жыл бұрын
*yet*
@nils-ph3zs Жыл бұрын
@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol
@SonOvaSon Жыл бұрын
I got mine as a gift 😌
@mustafe7510 Жыл бұрын
Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here
@rjtiongkiao6636 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.
@lakraknjeprak2536 Жыл бұрын
Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same
@No-cc1fq Жыл бұрын
@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:
@Mountain_2 Жыл бұрын
@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb
@jennifer_clark Жыл бұрын
Good old sanka
@benjaminpadillaaa Жыл бұрын
2 months old packet, 2 days open beans, 2 mins ground coffee, this is what I was taught as a barista. And that’s the max. A big key that was glossed over here was ‘speciality’ coffee, it’s much better quality.
@oliviaj9037 Жыл бұрын
Jesus christ this video clearly didn't reach the target audience. my dude is just explaining how to make a proper cup of coffee for those WHO WANT TO and didn't put anyone down. ya'll just like to complain.
@snowy89269 ай бұрын
still pretentious
@Technotoadnotafrog7 ай бұрын
Spending 5000$ on a machine + 1000$ more for accesories just for your coffee taste 0,000001% better.. Coffee enthusiasts have a severe problem...
@AiRPasternak6 ай бұрын
yes we do cry about it 😁
@stinky_abi6 ай бұрын
@@AiRPasternak its his money for his coffee and he enjoy it, not sure why you are so angry.
@danilooliveira65806 ай бұрын
@@Technotoadnotafrog Not pretentious, you're just irationally annoyed by him and try to incorrectly use that word to justify it.
@owanbavis16196 ай бұрын
"an espresso wont cure my depresso"
@Noobgrunt Жыл бұрын
Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰
@jahqwelin Жыл бұрын
@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite
@tranzitosu4478 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@gwapsgarcia Жыл бұрын
Love this
@snjvbss Жыл бұрын
@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed
@cattkin6732 Жыл бұрын
This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.
@matthewlui1004 Жыл бұрын
Even that hasn't been hitting right
@HansBelphegor Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hrafni Жыл бұрын
Agreed, this is the best way
@andreichiorean4450 Жыл бұрын
👍
@jya5467 Жыл бұрын
Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times
@efiniGTX Жыл бұрын
“This is the reason you can’t pull any bitches”
@noahwyatt63646 ай бұрын
real
@leoloveschomiks5 ай бұрын
I don’t drink coffee but I love watching these videos lol
@Enilks5 ай бұрын
Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.
@B83N Жыл бұрын
Based 😅
@ALT-vz3jn Жыл бұрын
Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working
@genericanimecharacter430 Жыл бұрын
i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good
@Tiwey Жыл бұрын
You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.
@sarah-annecarney7552 Жыл бұрын
@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended
@Rokomarn Жыл бұрын
Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"
@marcswanson Жыл бұрын
Just like my wife.
@fryloc359 Жыл бұрын
Just like my wife.
@silkic Жыл бұрын
Just like my wife.
@Ozred Жыл бұрын
thats like relighting a cigarette butt
@mikec4308 Жыл бұрын
Ana: Eww u look poor...
@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 Жыл бұрын
Totally true, I buy some green coffee beans and roast them, or pan fry them at home by stirring them until you hear them cracking. Follow in your medium or dark roast. Wait a minimum a 12hours time to grind them a coffee. I give my nespresso for free.
@sergekadziolka47226 ай бұрын
Not only that , but the quality of the coffee beans also matters way more . The best one I have tried yet is Arabica coffee beans
@yousseftheconqueror78423 ай бұрын
"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"
@DisturbedGeneration Жыл бұрын
you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired
@mikec4308 Жыл бұрын
some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.
@diliuzun Жыл бұрын
@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example
@Drghost1235 Жыл бұрын
@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses
@axelhanne8238 Жыл бұрын
@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)
@diliuzun Жыл бұрын
"don't use shit coffee." Great advice.
@itsROMPERS... Жыл бұрын
The asian palm civet will disagree
@bellatordei3440 Жыл бұрын
The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird
@DigoTP_ Жыл бұрын
@@DigoTP_ fr
@mosio.2504 Жыл бұрын
True
@JmKrokY Жыл бұрын
Captain obvious with an espresso machine
@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын
I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.
@sayeedkizuk5822 Жыл бұрын
how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.
@zaryol2338 Жыл бұрын
@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.
@sayeedkizuk5822 Жыл бұрын
No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.
@kensmith4218 Жыл бұрын
@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.
@boysteacher3818 Жыл бұрын
Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂
@Vote_By_Mail Жыл бұрын
I love Peppermint Coffee and from my heritage Italian Espresso
@user-hy9rv4dl2d6 ай бұрын
Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in
@Eveningkiss8 ай бұрын
Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??
@LogicalsaneАй бұрын
me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"
@lexi_lexx Жыл бұрын
I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?
@ohxvvt Жыл бұрын
Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.
@SwankySpitfire Жыл бұрын
Why not drink some juice or something?
@sebaschan-uwu Жыл бұрын
Why not make push-ups or take a shower?
@benireges Жыл бұрын
Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately
@JoHn-gi1lb Жыл бұрын
You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!
@sheevinopalpatino4782 Жыл бұрын
@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl
@chupasmetes2347 Жыл бұрын
It's not so much the coffee, it's how you make it. Some people make the worst coffee taste amazing, while others can't make anything of the most expensive stuff
@BlackNo2 Жыл бұрын
I really like Peak Flavor Coffee for this very reason. They roast for your order and send directly to you.
@gavinfinch2393 Жыл бұрын
Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.
@Danjin22 Жыл бұрын
Banger comment
@ItzTritonCG Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@T3rmin4t0rN Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@borisdorofeev5602 Жыл бұрын
I love instant coffee 💕
@crislindcoutho5455 Жыл бұрын
Why’s everyone bashing him in the comments? Yeah, coffee is an expensive and seemingly pointless hobby, but aren’t all hobbies? This guy’s just sharing his hobby with us, and how to go about it. It’s not like he’s berating us for not making coffee like he does or anything.
@aidenbagshaw55735 ай бұрын
That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *
@entropyofallcreation Жыл бұрын
Exactly lol
@kbj8594 Жыл бұрын
Burn blasphemer.
@krane15 Жыл бұрын
One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe
@ryanmfs125 Жыл бұрын
is that a bad thing or smth
@chaossense5334 Жыл бұрын
@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it
@TheViperkat Жыл бұрын
@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀
@chaossense5334 Жыл бұрын
@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby
@Pinkrevenge101 Жыл бұрын
@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.
@lincolnv9261 Жыл бұрын
Thank You very much, Clever Man! All my problems have been solved in a moment! Got a breakthrough to the Huge Espresso! Just amazed!!!❤❤❤
@andreytishenko5639 Жыл бұрын
POV... STARBUCKS making my coffee when I'm running out of time💀
@nzanthungehumtsoe74536 ай бұрын
“Nobody wants that espresso” Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.
@whengrapespop5728 Жыл бұрын
espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.
@datb0013 Жыл бұрын
Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?
@nuansd Жыл бұрын
@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.
@kenji214245 Жыл бұрын
@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them
@nuansd Жыл бұрын
@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.
@kenji214245 Жыл бұрын
Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago! Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy
@andrewhoward6703 Жыл бұрын
feeling a little adventurous, mayhaps i’ll add some invasive weeds.
@Scrimblo Жыл бұрын
@@Scrimblo add just a little bit of poison ivy for that extra kick
@cursed1285 Жыл бұрын
Heavens, I feel the need to add some night shade to my tea! Mmm, quite spicy!
@CardboardSliver Жыл бұрын
@@CardboardSliver fuck it, also add some fox gloves for a nice shade to the mix, simply delectable
@seabassa.m.665 Жыл бұрын
Average? True coffee addicts will eat 2 week old used grounds for a fix. This is the equivalent of heroin in a sliver spoon and a clean needle
@TurtMcSquirt Жыл бұрын
It’s not only fresh coffee but the coffee grind size matters alot for bottomless portafilter.
@Nelly2901-lc2ee4 ай бұрын
Just realised his “bad” shot of espresso is what my average shot looks like 😭😭
@Turdboi48713 күн бұрын
Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"
@alessandrosarti640 Жыл бұрын
Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao
@csf4534 Жыл бұрын
Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work
@illestvillain1971 Жыл бұрын
I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all. Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.
@ryant2568 Жыл бұрын
me using instant coffee
@igoralmeida9136 Жыл бұрын
having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.
@matts3425 Жыл бұрын
Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee
@lonelalydmitri9489 Жыл бұрын
If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.
@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo Жыл бұрын
Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad
@jadebayoba7073 Жыл бұрын
@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this
@jadebayoba7073 Жыл бұрын
A friend of mine lived in a campervan, he bought green coffee and roasted it himself in the camper, it was the best coffee you could taste.
@lesleylesley5821 Жыл бұрын
Imagine your caffein addiction gets so bad you have all this equipment
@Thealmightytoastofgods6 ай бұрын
My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting
@Vienna3080 Жыл бұрын
And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough
@MK-573 Жыл бұрын
Same here bro
@mande-lorean2182 Жыл бұрын
Sumatera
@teebolt45 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.
@-steady-8215 Жыл бұрын
Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart
@nathancurtis4485 Жыл бұрын
Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough
@velazquezarmouries Жыл бұрын
Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣
@crazywolf9715 Жыл бұрын
@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great Like Nescafé
@velazquezarmouries Жыл бұрын
@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old
@The12231 Жыл бұрын
Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough
@Solaceon Жыл бұрын
@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better
@velazquezarmouries Жыл бұрын
Imagine caring about this in the morning as you are rushing to get out the door 😂😂
@SamCableguy10 ай бұрын
Im only here cause watching him use the whisk thing on the grounds is very satisfying
@kathyhenry9512Ай бұрын
So the ritual doesn’t matter, it’s just the expensive coffee that makes the difference
@LordBete Жыл бұрын
Once yall bought the machines, they changed the game
@warrenarnold Жыл бұрын
Thats very wrong
@bencecsikos5977 Жыл бұрын
It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh". Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.
@gregorskiff Жыл бұрын
Used to think similar, but my last telemarketing work made me addicted to coffee. Now I need to drink an entire jar in the morning to pump
@reflectcard6258 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thepacifist702 Жыл бұрын
I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee
@TGCPhilip Жыл бұрын
Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot
@humansizedbirdnest9435 Жыл бұрын
Appreciating coffee should be about enjoyment rather than imposing rigid standards that may not be feasible for everyone.
@gazpacho0104Ай бұрын
So not only do you have to pay upwards of 2 grand on espresso equipment, you also have to pay a shitload for special beans in order to get the “tiktok espresso extraction”
@kyleszalontay23169 ай бұрын
People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂
@corey2232 Жыл бұрын
This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point
@Robdutton91 Жыл бұрын
Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?
@Laura-Yu Жыл бұрын
it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life? it's just bean juice dude
@datb0013 Жыл бұрын
@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉
@corey2232 Жыл бұрын
@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?
@datb0013 Жыл бұрын
"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen
@giovannadisii9710 Жыл бұрын
Nice quote
@esdeathchan4354 Жыл бұрын
I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well
@mwara2444 Жыл бұрын
"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote
@Corteum Жыл бұрын
bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...
@sir_humpy Жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.
@as_below_so_above Жыл бұрын
I once dropped coffee on the ground, washed it, put it in the oven and then drank it, but thanks for the tip for fresh coffee👍
@guushabets5395 ай бұрын
That packaging is from Kenya 🇰🇪. Very good quality coffee
@donochienski7917 Жыл бұрын
Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee
@casperrabbit7254 Жыл бұрын
So just get better coffee? Lol I was hoping to get some sort of technique tips
@thedeathstar420 Жыл бұрын
I think this was advice for people with already proper technique
@abdi9145 Жыл бұрын
not necessarily better, the same coffee 6 months later won't get you the same results
@bryangrunauer Жыл бұрын
@@bryangrunauer isn't that literally the point of the video, get a freshly roasted coffee for better espresso which also means get better coffee
@tester0013 Жыл бұрын
@@tester0013 i mean even if you have better beans you'd have to use them fresh. What I get from the video is to no let it sit on the counter for too long
@bryangrunauer Жыл бұрын
It is actually an important advice, because lots of coffee shops sells you coffee beans sitting in shelfs for months, and they give you the B.S advice that "you shouldn't brew fresh coffee, its best to buy something minimum weeks old"...
@Dolbic. Жыл бұрын
People are starving while you try and brew the perfect cup of coffee
@phole11005 ай бұрын
fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.
@avantgardenovelist7 ай бұрын
the nescafé and milk looking at me from across my kitchen: bro you trying to replace us :(
@Viper-oj1ut Жыл бұрын
My delonghi coffee machine when im looking for real espresso machines do be like that
@eduardkalmanawardze Жыл бұрын
When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle
@scnoz1430 Жыл бұрын
At that point you might as well drank cold brew.
@tumdeax Жыл бұрын
Did you pass tho 😂
@bbee6556 Жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call a polite addict
@Cretaigne95 Жыл бұрын
@@bbee6556 I probably took 5 years off my life expectancy, but yeah, I did
@scnoz1430 Жыл бұрын
Looks great. You should try to make it with Việt Nam coffee. Especially with Dakbukso Coffee Roasters
@dakbuksocoffeeroasters7 ай бұрын
"Nobody wants that coffee" naw bro I do tffffff
@bongboyz6468 Жыл бұрын
He sounds like spoiled kid. "Oh no! This scrambled eggs are literally Michelin 3* level made from best eggs on the market, but they weren't made on oil pressed 5 minutes ago, ideally matched with type of an egg! Nobody wants it!" I get that it's worse than it may be. It's still very good coffee, much better than what's most people drink and most people would love it.
@Petaurista13 Жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 also most people couldn't tell the difference anyway.
@meyes1098 Жыл бұрын
I would only ever put this much effort in if I were starting a cafe
@ducktorical60857 ай бұрын
good coffee is more important than any other steps
@peterszarvas947 ай бұрын
“What do you mean I have a coffee addiction?” (Whilst snorting a line of ground up coffee beans)
@ShreddKrumb Жыл бұрын
"Sniff" YEERAAGHHHH!!!!!
@robert9595 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@aguila4653 Жыл бұрын
Can concur. As a child of the '90s are drugs were caffeine and nicotine.
@mwara2444 Жыл бұрын
Jesus 😭😅
@Icyveins123 Жыл бұрын
Me sits there crunching on some instant coffee powder "Yeah obviously.. you gotta get the good fresh stuff"
Me chugging down a cup of coffee made from two packets of Nescafe's instant coffee: *c o o l*
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 My brother in Christ it was the cheapest option.
@@impracticalnuke the ONLY option. Just pour sugah in it like a madman
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 poor guy gets his coffee from a store unlike me who grows his coffee beans myself, then harvests and roasts it everyday, adds chemically distilled caffeine into it and then has my morning coffee amirite
@@impracticalnuke Which is why he called you poor :P
Emergency Nescafe 3+1,you just dump whole 2 packs and pour water over it,works like a charm
“Jesse we need to brew”
Gale has entered the chat
JESSEEE! JESSE!!
Yeah mr white! Coffee!
Why the hell are we making meth?
KZhead made me rate your comment. You got a 10/10👍
dude got roasted harder than his coffe beans
Why is this not blowing up
🤣🤣🤣
@@z-beats9354because he spelt coffee wrong
@@Mr_Also😂😂
zip it
Hehe poooppy cofey
😂
This insanely true
I don't need espresso cause I'm not addicted bro I just drink it all the time because I like it bro I mean at least I'm not doing heroin or something bro like why won't you just Let People Enjoy Things™ bro
Damn people are passionate and serious about things that they truly enjoy, who would have guessed?
@@blockhead0309 bro
“Ew, was this coffee roasted in March?”
"This coffee looks soooo disgustingggg" better than any I had in months
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF TOO, THANK YOU
Pretentious privileged ahh
@@ncrranger6327 nice name and pfp
That's the first thing that came to mind.
I thought he was gonna say "this is the reason you get no bitches" at the beginning 💀💀
dude.. i'm barista and i got no bitches 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Bro I- 💀💀😂
@@lakraknjeprak2536 Impossible.
@@abyssstrider2547 absolutely impossible
Most coffee enthusiasts online give off such a snobby and greater than thou vibe
Why do you feel like they are greater than thou? Don't you value the things you can do instead? 😉
A lot of these videos treat it like there's only one way to make a cup of coffee. The funniest part is that a lot of coffee tips, hardly ever make a difference in flavour. I feel it's just more to do about the process, i.e I enjoy hand grinding over an electrical grinder, but despite being told otherwise, I don't notice a difference in taste or quality from either option. As someone who loves coffee enough to essentially make it a hobby, the only factors that truly matter are the beans, freshness, and what roast you want.
heh..
no, it's not, it's because you have low confidence or you get irritated at every little thing others say. nothing he said makes you lower than him, and instant coffee and specialty coffee are just that different. I can't barely enjoy instant coffee but never mock anyone when they prefer it. thing is, it looks like you are saying to yourself. you make coffee enthusiasts look smug and irritating.
I like any coffee lmao
“I TRIED SOO HARD AND GOT SOOO FARRR. BUT IN THE ENDDD IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”
Blink-182 . Edit: Linkin Park
it doesn't matter cuz you got your caffeine anyway. 😵💫
I HAD TO FALL! TO LOSE IT ALL~ BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTEEEERRR
Man, I love that Smash Mouth song.
That hits hard even today
"gross, sad and flatout bad, nobody wants that espresso but you're gonna grimace and choke it down anyway" my brother in christ its not a dog turd or ebola it's just coffe
probably just placebo, shit most likely tasted the same. but pretentious people tend to fool themselves. caught in their own lies.
@@magnesjberg24 they want to convince themselves that it's worth all that money that they poured into it
@@BanHelsing audophiles be like:
@@magnesjberg24 doesn't taste the same. This just shows u know NOTHING about coffe and probably still drink shit they make in Starbucks
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
“If you want something better, spend more money” oh boy thanks youtube reels i didnt know that little tidbit of advice
you dont need to spend more money, just dont have roasted beans sit out for too long. Meaning, if you buy whole roasted coffee beans. Use them.
Not important, but it’s shorts not reels
@@jdkarchivos Shorts, reels; poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh. They're all tiktok knock-offs anyways hahaha
A good guide is use beans a couple days after the roasting date. Then use them up within 3 weeks or so.
@@Arekusandaa13 TikTok is a vine ripoff. Don't ever disrespect vine
"If your coffee is bad, just buy fresh beans from a premium brand at a high price." ...I'll just take a cup of folgers and be on my way, thank you.
He said espresso, not just coffee. -- Folgers makes a fine drip. Probably. I wouldn't know, I don't drink that shit.
@OwenL2020 we get it your life is worthless
lol 😂
I'm not even a coffee enthusiast but this videos are relaxing as hell dude
Fr there more complicated than tea ones as well
bro why tf do coffee fans think they're walter white
Why do you think you're walter white?
@@TBA8o8 2/10 comeback 🤡
@@TBA8o8 🤡
@@TBA8o8 comeback is not comebacking 😭
@@itzhikun lol
Why am I watching this, I don’t even have a house
For whatever reason this killed me. 😂
💀
LMAOOO BRRRUHHHH 💀💀
Funny asf lol
Same lmao
How could I have ever missed that the quality of the main ingredient actually does matter?!?
the anger that washed over me when he said “great puck prep”
I had a seizure the way he said "great puck prep"
I don’t get it - why’s everyone hating on this guy?
@@G81L4L he seems so snobby and annoying
Whitest thing to say, ong.
I thought I was the only one
I was just scrolling through shorts when I suddenly got _personally attacked for a skill I don't even utilise._
Same, I don't even like coffee either, it smells and tastes terrible and people act like it's better than ambrosia or some sh*t like that
@@Ninjapizza8247 wtf is ambrosia?
@@oopdascoop Its a food from certain mythologies that is supposedly eaten by the gods
@@oopdascoop Ambrosia is the best taste you can imagine. From mythology. So it tastes different for everyone.
@@Ninjapizza8247 true, but would be cool to make it to other just to smug « You only drink hand made coffee? Taste my coffee!»
I love how guys just have their own unique hobbys, my friend is a “frag head” loves to collect colognes and fragrances has over 100 bottles in his collection he always smells good even to the smallest occasions
make them use it all at the same time, see how he smells
I love how everyone in these comments doesn’t understand what a hobby is despite them all probably having one A hobby is quite literally something that is functionally entertaining that we spend money on. This guy loves his coffee. I love my YuGiOh, gaming, and music making. It doesn’t need to have any particular gain. Y’all just being mean to be mean. Plus, this guy probably knows more about coffee than most of us. Even if he ain’t a professional he still clearly knows what’s up.
Me watching this as someone who drinks Nescafé instant coffee with two sugars and long life milk: *interesting*
Same, and sometimes BonÀrea coffee.
Nescafe Instant is the only good instant coffee. I should go buy some.
Yeah true 🤣
@@notgray88 Medaglia d'Oro is my personal favorite.
I just bought a Nescafé instant dark roast for the first time. So far so good.
me, who just snorted three teaspoons of instant coffee: ah yes, interesting
Hey Julianna quick question Are you still alive?
@@candylide still breathing
@@juliannazajda8883 Glad to hear that
based
@@JaqueefiusJarquavius Based reply
You really need to have a link to the products and devices, glasses and etc… that you use. Would really be helpful in finding some of the items you showcase.
Have tried checking them out.... very nice expensive to get.. he needs to put a link on how to get them.
one thing I learned about making a good shot could be attributed from different factors: a) right dosage b) proper tamp c) excellent calibration of the machine... of course you don't want to brew a coffee bean that has been seating on your kitchen drawer (?), you need a freshly roasted coffee beans to achieve good shot
Coffee enthusiasts spending thousands of dollars and practicing for hundreds of hours to make a cup of coffee that tastes 12% better:
Some people like drinking coffee. An actual coffee drinker, not just your average Joe who drinks Folgers in the morning(which, is perfectly fine, you can be an average Joe who drinks Folgers because it's easier at 6am, getting ready for work, and still understand and appreciate a more delicately, more expensive cup of espresso every now and then) isn't the same as espresso. If you actually enjoy the different flavors and boldness of coffee, and don't just drink it for the caffeine, you will love the taste and much prefer the contrast to cheap coffee.
@@rachel5399 bad habit
12% is way generous.
pc enthusiasts:😳
Wait until you hear about wine
coffee drinkers making the most complicated drink known to man:
It’s really not that hard. Mfs online try to buy the most extravagant stuff to get attention(clearly worked here) but the online really expensive part is the machine itself, the rest of the equipment can be under 80 dollars, but if you only drink coffee to get a caffeine boost, then just stick to the instant coffee or capsules, more expensive coffee machines are just a waste of time and cash if you don’t enjoy drinking coffee. I realize this sounds pretentious but that’s just the truth
@@Chadius_Thundercockyeah for the most part but I think getting into making coffee makes you more aware of your caffeine intake which is valuable. Way too many people don’t treat caffeine like a drug and drink way too much coffee every day
That is true, i work at cafe and we used to buy roasted beans from other suppliers until we decided to roast our own beans and the difference was phenomenal
"Coffee bad? Spend money on good coffee" Great advice /s
Spend MORE money on good coffee. Those bougie espresso machines aren't cheap. So really the only result here is that you start the day looking like a douche bag in your own home, and you're poor because you get your coffee from whole foods or some shit.
Genius
right? zoomers make tik toks/shorts for the STUPIDEST, most "no shit, Sherlock" type of shit. Their generation is fully lost.
Me: "Oh, maybe I'll learn something new about making coffee!" "Old coffee bad" >.>
I can't believe how often I like the comments about a video more than the actual video itself.....even if it's a good video like this one
*dumps folgers into my coffee maker* Now the magic starts
The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!
This is where the fun begins
some wincest into that too.
@@LinhNguyen-my5my ? What where was incest brought up
"The best part of waking up, is cocaine in your CUUUUUUUPP" -purplecrumbs
I don't know why the KZhead algorithm is showing me this guy a lot, but as a vinyl record enthusiast? I dig it. It's not a necessary thing at all to be doing but its a therapeutic process in of itself to be a part of when you become fascinated by the ritual some others go through for the end results
"As someone with a worthless hobby that wastes money, I also appreciate other kinds of snobbery"
@@jimmymcgarrythe point of life. Isn’t money it’s having a good time and if these people enjoy doing what they’re doing you don’t have to put them down and act like they’re “snobs”…
@@jimmymcgarryHobbies aren’t worthless if they make you happy, that’s what a hobby is hello?
@@jimmymcgarryif the only point of your hobbies is to make money, that’s a job. Not a hobby.
Coffee is a precious resource. Only keep as much as you'll use within the period you accept as fresh or use it anyway. You can adjust the flavor to make it palatable. Don't waste it.
Savor every drop. Last I heard, it's expected to go extinct with the natural climate it can grow in later this century.
tell that to my giant tub of Great Value coffee that I don't remember buying
Lemme summarise this for peeps with no sound. "This is the reason you cant pull a good shot of espresso no matter how hard you try." "You're poor"
“It smells like broke in here”
Touché
Wake up and smell the money Huahuahuahua
In my case its not that I'm poor, its that I don't care to know.
Andrew tate:
As a human being, if I require coffee in the morning to wake up. I won't go though a fucking 30 Minuit protocol, 5 spells that summon coffee demons. So after 212 comments I decided to edit one thing. Yes I know it doesn't take that long. No I don't have the equipment to do this. I don't even drink coffee mutch. Interesting to see how easily the coffee community is pissed of by a joke comment.
That's fine, use your Mr. Coffee, no one gives a shit how you do it
💀 I make espresso in the morning by putting in the grounds, smashing it down, then adding water to make it a nice coffee. I don't need it to taste exquisite.
Okay good for you
I mean, doesn't it tempting? having coffee demons every morning to fill your caffeine needs
Looks like about a 5min workflow to get the espresso at max. This is a lot of effort though so is for the sort of person that wants to explore the flavours different coffees can give when turned into espresso
Honestly all of the hate about the “coffee enthusiasts” is not needed, especially towards this guy. He does a great job of showing off his hobby to those who enjoy the satisfying pulls or the interesting step by step methods. He gives a lot of tips to people who may even want to start the hobby of expression making, like this video. There is no reason to hate on him so much for giving us his insight.
Nah
The people who do that do it for hating trends. Like making "jokes" about killing furrys or mocking teenage girls for enjoying things.
He made a video labeled "How to make a good espresso", then just says "Buy fresh beans". It deserves the hate.
@@kensmith2829not really, just more like "don't use old beans"
Thank you for highlighting this! 🙏🏻☕
If you're that awake in the morning to do all that for a shot of coffee, you don't need it
Fax!
I brought all my coffee making stuff to university and I haven't used it once. The instant cappuccino packets, on the other hand...
Like a heroin addict racking up a needle
Exactly 🤣🤣
Me, drinking coffee from the moment I get out of bed until the moment I go back to it: haha yes I could totally do this for each of the 12 coffees I have on the average day, I have time for that.
“You spent $5,000 on bs to make coffee at home and it still sucks”
What is this a reference to
@@BaiZoo life
Rich people
God open ways for people to make income so no matter you do to make best quality coffee or tea you will not get same taste it’s more clear in tea use same tea bag best clear water most expensive teapot u will never get same as any small coffee shop
@@MG-mb9fi just use a waterfilter lmao, water boils the same way, minerals get dissolved in the body also the same way
Bro coffee people are so pretentious😭
Or are you just ignorant?
@@WollaWinkie I’m not spending thousands for a drink that tastes slightly better
I drink my coffee, i dont want it to taste like shit but as long as it doesnt im fine with it lol
@@dbyspae122 The difference in taste is huge, I don't think slightly better describes it, but you can get most of that difference with just a couple hundred dollars of equipment for espresso. heck, you can do with much less if you opt for any preparation method other than espresso. most of all, it's about the art and the hobby, and if the end product tastes great, all the better. Let people enjoy things
@@YaamFel but hundreds of dollars I don’t think is worth it
i can’t seem to make a good espresso even though my grandparents always make fresh roasted coffee beans.
I added up the pricing of everything he uses in the video: LaColombe Kenya Sky Line beans: $21 Digital scale: ~$40 Niche coffee bean grinder: $544 Flair 58 Espresso machine and peripherals: $596 Not including taxes, shipping, and other insignificant expenses like the shot glass, spoons, etc., this cup of coffee would cost you 1,201 dollars to replicate if you didn’t have any of the equipment. Here’s how much a cup of Folger’s at my house would cost: MrCoffee coffee maker: $21 Folgers 51 classic roast: $7 Trader Joe’s brand coffee filters: $15 The difference between my cup of black coffee and his shot of espresso, no matter what you mix it in, is not worth 1,158, nor is it worth the extra 30 minutes to make.
Sorry for this amount. Cast iron fry pan and stir the green coffee beans during 20 minutes to medium or dark roast. Let it rest 12 hours before to grind them, for regular coffee or French press or espresso . The smell and taste of it is awesome
i don't know why you spent the time to math that up when the bottom line was just "get a fresh roast"
This is a valuable comment! Kudos to you.
The advice was to use fresher coffee. He never says in any of his videos that his expensive equipment is neccisary. Unlike the gadgets that he showcases in his other vids, the advice he gives in this video is actually useful in getting better coffee. He never even mentioned his equipment in the video, so I don't even know why you felt the need to count up the prices, unless you had a personal gripe with him.
@@owanbavis1619 i’m aware, but literally every video he mentions “if you don’t do this in the exact way i’m showing you, your coffee is worse than mine. you won’t get as good of ‘pulls’ or the flavors won’t be as interesting or blah fucking blah” this guy pisses me off, because he’s saying if you can’t shell out a grand for a fucking cup of coffee then you just can’t have access to that. its fucking coffee, he’s got a stick so far up his ass, it’s rubbing up against his patella.
"This is why you can't pull a shot of espresso" actually it's because I haven't wasted money on an espresso machine yet
Based
yeah dude, i can buy full set gaming pc and PS 5 with that espresso machine cost.
*yet*
@@lakraknjeprak2536 I have both lol
I got mine as a gift 😌
Me using instant coffee: imma just pretend to not be here
😂😂😂 as barista i would recommend nescafe classic with indonesian robusta beans. probably the only "decent" product they have and i doubt they sell it in western countries. and hey, i started with that sh*t before buying my own coffee machine.
Peasant i would order 3000$ coffe everyday. Even though they taste same
@@No-cc1fq 5 year old kids in kindergarden explaining their "future" be like:
@@No-cc1fq u know you're dumb
Good old sanka
2 months old packet, 2 days open beans, 2 mins ground coffee, this is what I was taught as a barista. And that’s the max. A big key that was glossed over here was ‘speciality’ coffee, it’s much better quality.
Jesus christ this video clearly didn't reach the target audience. my dude is just explaining how to make a proper cup of coffee for those WHO WANT TO and didn't put anyone down. ya'll just like to complain.
still pretentious
Spending 5000$ on a machine + 1000$ more for accesories just for your coffee taste 0,000001% better.. Coffee enthusiasts have a severe problem...
yes we do cry about it 😁
@@AiRPasternak its his money for his coffee and he enjoy it, not sure why you are so angry.
@@Technotoadnotafrog Not pretentious, you're just irationally annoyed by him and try to incorrectly use that word to justify it.
"an espresso wont cure my depresso"
Maybe for a moment if you hyper fixate 🥰
@@jahqwelin no, caffeine is not good for depression or anxiety, its the opposite
lmao
Love this
@@jahqwelin caffeine boosts anxiety. You shouldnt drink coffee when you are already stressed
This is the reason I don't drink coffee, plain old adrenaline for being late gets me awake every time.
Even that hasn't been hitting right
🤣🤣🤣
Agreed, this is the best way
👍
Yea you gotta hit snooze at least 3 times
“This is the reason you can’t pull any bitches”
real
I don’t drink coffee but I love watching these videos lol
Coffee people make coffee their entire personality lmao It has come to my attention that coffee people don't act nearly as insane as espresso people. I'm sorry for any confusion this may have caused, i'll try to be better in the future.
Based 😅
Bruh fr. "Comes out looking like this" fine, gimme 5 more and I can start working
i have a espresso machine and i grind my coffee every morning. doesnt even take 2 minutes for a great cappuchino. its really good
You use social media right? You enjoy viewing content. That doesn't make it your entire personality. Enjoying a beverage made in a certain way and sharing that content for 5 minutes, does not make up this creators entire 24 hour day. Settle down.
@@sarah-annecarney7552 it's their entire personality and yours too that's why you're so offended
Me reheating a cup of coffe from yesterday: "wow looks great"
Just like my wife.
Just like my wife.
Just like my wife.
thats like relighting a cigarette butt
Ana: Eww u look poor...
Totally true, I buy some green coffee beans and roast them, or pan fry them at home by stirring them until you hear them cracking. Follow in your medium or dark roast. Wait a minimum a 12hours time to grind them a coffee. I give my nespresso for free.
Not only that , but the quality of the coffee beans also matters way more . The best one I have tried yet is Arabica coffee beans
"Do you want to spend more money to still be tired? Drink an espresso"
you just have a bad diet and sleeping pattern. thats why youre always tired
some health problems causing that actually. if you're sleepy after drinking a coffee it can means unhealthy liver.
@@diliuzun Not always, it can also be because of how the body reacts. I've always been unaffected by caffeine since I was a kid as an example
@@diliuzun its incredible how many "facts" people pull out of their asses
@@axelhanne8238 it happend to me. it's why i use 'can'. not always it's the problem. but talking to a doctor helps. ;)
"don't use shit coffee." Great advice.
The asian palm civet will disagree
The "world best coffee" there's the best beans of coffee, but pooped by a bird
@@DigoTP_ fr
True
Captain obvious with an espresso machine
I love how this short basically proves that every step other than tamping and using good coffee is purely aesthetic.
how? you have grinding the coffee to a specific level of not too fine and not too coarse, as well as properly mixing the ground coffee in the filter before tamping.
@@blaackberry buying espresso already ground isn't a good idea because coffe is pretty reactive and will oxidise within a couple weeks after being ground. He's right that the level of coarseness matters.
No, the other steps help too, but the right bean is probably the most important.
@@bigtexuntex7825 I don't freaking need my coffee to be made like a perfect freak like you I just want to wake the f up and start the day.
Whole thing is unnecessary imo... Just drink your poopy coffee you divas 😂
I love Peppermint Coffee and from my heritage Italian Espresso
Yep. My bf and i specifically hunt coffee roasters and shops that get freshly roasted coffee in weekly and a bag or two each week. Great espresso as soon as i get the grind dialed in
Does that taste better than nescafe instant coffee??
me, uncultured in the coffee ways: "it looks the same, brown"
I honestly was lost as hell, like is it not just liquid farts and caffeine?
Look man, when it’s 6am I don’t care how my magic bean juice is made. Just as long as it gets my brain half functioning before I get to the start of my day.
Why not drink some juice or something?
Why not make push-ups or take a shower?
Take a cold shower, it'll work immediately
You've destroyed your mind with bean juice!
@@sebaschan-uwu fr eat some breakfast. what is it with these caffeine people they weird asl
It's not so much the coffee, it's how you make it. Some people make the worst coffee taste amazing, while others can't make anything of the most expensive stuff
I really like Peak Flavor Coffee for this very reason. They roast for your order and send directly to you.
Homie roasted us instead of his coffee damn.
Banger comment
Underrated
Lmao
I love instant coffee 💕
Why’s everyone bashing him in the comments? Yeah, coffee is an expensive and seemingly pointless hobby, but aren’t all hobbies? This guy’s just sharing his hobby with us, and how to go about it. It’s not like he’s berating us for not making coffee like he does or anything.
That's crazy. *Proceeds to microwave water in a mug and dump Folgers crystals into it. *
Exactly lol
Burn blasphemer.
One thing that never fail to amaze me in these channels is how they make their whole personality around coffe
is that a bad thing or smth
@@chaossense5334 makes you come off as pretentious and no one wants to talk to you because of it. Not necessarily bad there’s just… social downsides to it
@@TheViperkat damn. I don't even like coffee 💀
@@TheViperkat its prob thier specialty n hobby
@@TheViperkat I mean, do you think of gamers as pretentious? Or engineers? Or cooks? All of these are specialized channels on YT that only talk about their thing. I think it’s entirely verbiage. When Andrew from BwB talks about cooking he shows his process, and doesn’t say “You’ll never ever make a good [insert dish] if you aren’t doing this Elementry task of buying fresh ingredients.” which is exactly what the guy in this vid did. It not a specialty or passion, it’s how kind you are showing how to improve your skill in it.
Thank You very much, Clever Man! All my problems have been solved in a moment! Got a breakthrough to the Huge Espresso! Just amazed!!!❤❤❤
POV... STARBUCKS making my coffee when I'm running out of time💀
“Nobody wants that espresso” Honestly wouldn’t care. Espressos are pretty much a practical drink.
espresso isn't a practical drink. if you want to treat it that way all power to you, if it works it works. espresso tastes awesome and can absolutely be enjoyed slowly if done right, just depends on how much effort you put in.
Espresso's an expensive specialty drink -- why not just make drip coffee or moka pot if you're going for just practical?
@@nuansd espresso is essentially a warm energy drink. It mainly uses the cheaper high caffeine beans and was originally something workers drank to get a boost.
@@kenji214245 it's never been cheap to have an espresso machine -- are you referring to moka pots or other brewing techniques? since its invention only caffes have really used them
@@nuansd espresso just means quick coffee. Sure there are those who have been going trough methods and machines to do it in different ways. But in the end it was just something quick and very intense to drink. Like a small cup of a caffeine shot. Because the usual coffee took to long to make XD And there are plenty of different espresso machines to chose from. But majority of people mainly had it because it was quick. Then Americans made it into a whole marketing thing. And my espresso machine is cheap. It can only do espresso though nothing else. now if you want to make it with all the extra stuff then yeah then those things get expensive.
Average coffee fan: I won't drink it! It was roasted two whole days ago! Average tea enjoyer: I feel sassy today, gonna add some lawn grass to my tea for piquancy
feeling a little adventurous, mayhaps i’ll add some invasive weeds.
@@Scrimblo add just a little bit of poison ivy for that extra kick
Heavens, I feel the need to add some night shade to my tea! Mmm, quite spicy!
@@CardboardSliver fuck it, also add some fox gloves for a nice shade to the mix, simply delectable
Average? True coffee addicts will eat 2 week old used grounds for a fix. This is the equivalent of heroin in a sliver spoon and a clean needle
It’s not only fresh coffee but the coffee grind size matters alot for bottomless portafilter.
Just realised his “bad” shot of espresso is what my average shot looks like 😭😭
Me using Nespresso pods: "That'll work"
Me but with an automatic espresso machine lmfao
Me using instant coffee in a 5 year old portable mug. "Yes the intricacies of the texture are intriguing" I mean the espressos at work were nice but I'd never buy one. And the coffee pot I used to use is in my old place so instant off brand coffee will work
I used Nespresso pods for years, nothing wrong with them at all. Consistent flavor and they last for way longer than whole beans.
me using instant coffee
having worked with coffee/espresso for over 8 yrs, i can tell you that this guy is a loser.
Watching this while drinking my cheap-ass Nescafe instant coffee
If it makes you happy, you’re doing it right.
Babe don't feel bad, these privileged bitches make everyone mad
@@MrMooAndMoonSquirrelToo yeah this
A friend of mine lived in a campervan, he bought green coffee and roasted it himself in the camper, it was the best coffee you could taste.
Imagine your caffein addiction gets so bad you have all this equipment
My broke ass with my $20 Mr. Coffee machine and GV Sumatran blend: Intresting
And it serves the purpose. Am from Ethiopia birth place of this coffee culture they are butchering with elitism. If it serves you, it is good enough
Same here bro
Sumatera
Imagine having a coffee machine. Me who puts my 4 cent instant coffee sachet in water and put it in microwave.
Me but the 8 o'clock espresso beans from walmart
Me: *using a mocha pot and Colombian grounds that are more than 2 years old * this is good enough
Nah, instant coffee is enough 🤣🤣🤣
@@crazywolf9715 good instant coffee is great Like Nescafé
@@velazquezarmouries except when the company Nestle has the most horrible, inhumane practices. I also use a mocha 👌 long espresso tasting coffee, with Panamanian grounds usually less than a month old
Me throwing my 4 month old Death Wish espresso blend into the same giant electronic coffee maker that's used to brew McCafe for 8 other people and is never cleaned: good enough
@@The12231 nah the suffering makes it taste better
Imagine caring about this in the morning as you are rushing to get out the door 😂😂
Im only here cause watching him use the whisk thing on the grounds is very satisfying
So the ritual doesn’t matter, it’s just the expensive coffee that makes the difference
Once yall bought the machines, they changed the game
Thats very wrong
It's about coffee roasted within a month or so of brewing but 2 weeks is about the limit of "fresh". Expensive coffee is just as bad as cheap after it goes stale.
Used to think similar, but my last telemarketing work made me addicted to coffee. Now I need to drink an entire jar in the morning to pump
😂😂😂
I paid maximum attention to this knowing damn well that I have no intention of drinking coffee
Same😂 but I just drink coffee from a pot
Appreciating coffee should be about enjoyment rather than imposing rigid standards that may not be feasible for everyone.
So not only do you have to pay upwards of 2 grand on espresso equipment, you also have to pay a shitload for special beans in order to get the “tiktok espresso extraction”
People that have this much time to spend to waste on their morning fix aren't stressed enough to need it in the first place 😂
This isn’t for “morning fix” people. You have completely missed the point
Or maybe they own a cafe? Or jus enjoy making good espresso. Why do you assume it’s for you or for getting ready in the mornings?
it's a hobby, why can't people just enjoy it? who cares if you think you live a harder life? it's just bean juice dude
@@datb0013 Yeah, "just bean juice" people dedicate this much time to... when the rest of us average Joe's barely got time to make a quick Folgers before running to work 😉
@@corey2232 literally who cares? Let people enjoy coffee. Just because you don’t have time to doesn’t mean other people have to stop liking it. Why are you so elitest?
"even cheap beans become flavorful, if you carefully brew them to bring out their special qualities" - Yoshimura kuzen
Nice quote
I use cheap coffee beans for the French press to steep them for 5 minutes, comes out well
"Even no beans is blissful, if you first attain enlightenment!" - Made Up Quote
bummer, I was gonna bet it was by Sun Tzu...
Nothing wrong with cheap coffee. But the older it gets, the worse it will come out.
I once dropped coffee on the ground, washed it, put it in the oven and then drank it, but thanks for the tip for fresh coffee👍
That packaging is from Kenya 🇰🇪. Very good quality coffee
Damn y'all are roasting him harder than he roasts his coffee
So just get better coffee? Lol I was hoping to get some sort of technique tips
I think this was advice for people with already proper technique
not necessarily better, the same coffee 6 months later won't get you the same results
@@bryangrunauer isn't that literally the point of the video, get a freshly roasted coffee for better espresso which also means get better coffee
@@tester0013 i mean even if you have better beans you'd have to use them fresh. What I get from the video is to no let it sit on the counter for too long
It is actually an important advice, because lots of coffee shops sells you coffee beans sitting in shelfs for months, and they give you the B.S advice that "you shouldn't brew fresh coffee, its best to buy something minimum weeks old"...
People are starving while you try and brew the perfect cup of coffee
fifteen seconds in and im loling all o'er the place from this genius's wordsmithing abilities.
the nescafé and milk looking at me from across my kitchen: bro you trying to replace us :(
My delonghi coffee machine when im looking for real espresso machines do be like that
When I was studying for college, I would put two scoops of instant coffee into cold tap water, mix it around a bit, close my nostrils and chug the whole thing down cause I didn’t want to wake up my roommates with the kettle
At that point you might as well drank cold brew.
Did you pass tho 😂
Now that's what I call a polite addict
@@bbee6556 I probably took 5 years off my life expectancy, but yeah, I did
Looks great. You should try to make it with Việt Nam coffee. Especially with Dakbukso Coffee Roasters
"Nobody wants that coffee" naw bro I do tffffff
He sounds like spoiled kid. "Oh no! This scrambled eggs are literally Michelin 3* level made from best eggs on the market, but they weren't made on oil pressed 5 minutes ago, ideally matched with type of an egg! Nobody wants it!" I get that it's worse than it may be. It's still very good coffee, much better than what's most people drink and most people would love it.
@@Petaurista13 also most people couldn't tell the difference anyway.
I would only ever put this much effort in if I were starting a cafe
good coffee is more important than any other steps
“What do you mean I have a coffee addiction?” (Whilst snorting a line of ground up coffee beans)
"Sniff" YEERAAGHHHH!!!!!
LMFAO
Can concur. As a child of the '90s are drugs were caffeine and nicotine.
Jesus 😭😅
Me sits there crunching on some instant coffee powder "Yeah obviously.. you gotta get the good fresh stuff"
It’S AlL aBoUtS tHe BeAnS
I'm addicted to watching you make coffee