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Thank you lord
Dolan Dark some dankness is coming
he's demonstrated his power now, we must listen to his word
Dolan Dark oh god Dolan I bet you’ll have a lot of fun with this.
Dolan Dark I am prepared for your memes Mr. Ducc, the question is when will they arrive
Hey vsauce Michel here Black lives matter Or do they?
Password strength: Weak
relatable
8-0
REEEEE
@@gullible1137 *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Broken Heart REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWEEWWEEWEVEHP EPHHCEVPPDVHO VHODUOVDOVUVOHDOHDVHDVOHVHIDVIDVHIDHIVD
My man just said "29644" as prime and nobody seemed to have noticed
He also said 999 before 997, and 999 is definitely not a prime number.
I thought you were trolling, but he actually did. Now I must fact check the entire video
at 9:03 he says 1500 in the middle of the 1200's
@@starredd And it's funny that 1500 isn't even a prime number
@@mannyespinal9326I think he meant to say 989. I noticed that too. When you get one take (because it's 3 hours, he's not gonna start over) you're bound to slip a few times.
Jotaro: That priest could be anywhere! Pucci:
Oh my god, is that a JoJo reference?
I looked for so long, wishing that I wasn't the only Jojo addict that picked up on this. Thank you for putting my soul at rest and reassuring that there are more nerds out there.
@@WoodManDaBomb Same here man
lmao
@@WoodManDaBomb came here for this too after rewatching pucci vs weather fight
0:13 when they ask you where to get a slurpee
Vozhan I didn't
Lmaooo
lmao
Seven. ELEven.
Vozhan we know you didn’t, so stfu
*"Username has been taken, please type another name"*
OH MY GOD
I saw you somewhere already
"Password not strong enough"
what
@@oldaccount5332 3939393838e8393939e83838383838kddjdjnfjfdjdjdjj49484888#(@?#`$``|£|£|♡●iwillnotrememberthis
The fact that he seems like he’s actually enjoying himself the entire 180 minutes is just amazing.
or is he?
🤨
I love how he literally has 3 glasses of water next to him in case his throat goes completely dry
😂😂😂
Depression isn’t always obvious
Nathan Craig JFJFJDJDD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ur comment has me wheezing lmaoo
LMFAOO
I saw this on a meme
I saw this on Comment Awards.
me_irl
Password too weak: you must add atleast one capital character
Then when you try to add a capital letter it instead selects your entire password and replaces it with A.
LOL
@@dcchaos6409 You were gonna have to retype that anyways. Might as well get the practice that shall consume your life.
@@dcchaos6409 bruh
Fun fact: You can Ctrl+Z text
I love this video because sometimes I'm so depressed I want to listen to something, but I don't want to think at all about feelings, and just listening to Michael saying prime numbers is oddly comforting without me having to self reflect on my bottled up emotions
I hope you start feeling better
Or is it?
I hope you start feeling better soon if you're nor already, but if you need something else to watch, NileRed does chemistry videos and practically all of his content is just the processes and procedures he wants to do. It's really nice to listen to him go on about it, even though I don't have a clue what he's talking about most of the time. Check him out if you get a chance. Good luck bro, you got this
I know what you mean, i had the same. Hope you going better soon
@@mitchellreineke3024 "vsauce music plays" or does it
He will definitely ascend to heaven...
He doesn’t need to he is already MADE IN HEAVEN (technically maiden heaven)
Her: He's probably cheating on me right now Him:
And another :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Take a confused reply?
@Redonculous piss 30am
He's just counting how many other girls he has.
Anthony bruh who does this
Oops, someone left a hidden camera in Michael's room...
LMFAO
No, they took him as a hostage, you can see in his eyes the reflection of the masked man pointing a gun at him
Lol
Fortunately it stopped recording after only 3 hours
Lol
thinking when jerma explained on stream a time he was half asleep and this youtube video started autoplaying and he said he was tormented by this disembodied voice uttering “random numbers” at him in his sleep that he only realised was a youtube video when he woke up a few hours later
thts why im here
If poisonous frogs will start falling from the sky, Michael will stay extremely calm with this prime numbers counting technique
HELL YEAH ANOTHER JOJ REFERENCE
POV: You’re Michaels therapist and he says prime numbers, long past the time of his appointment, but you’re too afraid to ask him to leave.
Wow..
Michael is the embodiment of pure chaos
Every single time I come back to this comment, it has more likes
That's terrifying
Pull out your VR headset and NOW you’re afraid
Teacher: name prime numbers That one kid:
How it feels to be in a honors class
Bruh Moment True
al *That one honors kid:
@@jasonstarrising no it's just that kid
al But I’m saying the kid has to be smart to do that instead of normally counting ~7 prime numbers up. So yeah.
I fell asleep to KZhead and then this came on. By the time he got to thirteen thousand, I started dreaming about being in school and all of a sudden, everyone around me in my dream was counting. It really confused me in there because no one told me why they were doing it. They were all doing their normal stuff and they were just counting for no discernible reason. After a while I got very overwhelmed and started freaking out. I then sprinted out of the school and I got to my home and all my family were counting. “This is it…” I thought “I’m going crazy!” And I woke up. I hope this never happens again. Respect the commitment though.
I love how he says every number till the end with some expression of deep statement which holds true without any exception in any of universes
Damn he started at 12:31pm and ended at 15:31pm 1231 and 1531 are both prime, that's dedication
Blew my mind
This is such an underrated comment
i'm surprised nobody else noticed that, you deserve more likes.
@@dino4812 thanks haha
when is 15pm? did u mean 3pm? Edit: stop commenting things like it's 24h time what i wanted to say was its either 3:00 pm or 15:00
Why is this man telling everyone my email password?
lmao
Nice one .
What’s your email...
@@777_inca it's AKDNDNDKAJSNJSKSJSJDKCNRKRJFJFKFHSC@GMAIL.COM
You have the same password as me? Jesus i have to change it rn
I like to think I'm a supervillain who can only be killed by someone saying Prime numbers for 3 hours thinking nobody would be able to do it and then , Vsauce emerges, delivering a profound soliloquy that suggests he knows he's about to bring me to my knees
_Count the prime numbers to keep your composure... Nobody can divide the prime numbers._
2
3
Vsauce3 Beautiful stuff Jake
Vsauce3 very strange video it was
noize21 5
7
this was the longest bingo game ever and *nobody won wtf*
HAHAHAH GOOD ONE
666 likes
Eh, just keep it going for 6 more hours, they’ll never get tired
ThatRedKite now that is nice
I LOVE THIS
now I feel closer to the heaven, thank you michael
Do you believe in gravity?
@@HandledToaster2 The lord is stronger
@@InFrontEntry I'm sorry this isn't me trying to fight over religion, it was a reference to an anime lol
@@HandledToaster2 wasn't being serious either. What anime tho
@@InFrontEntry Jojo's. In Part 6 the antagonist is a evil priest whose goal is to "achieve heaven". He talked about believing in Fate, and how just as one cannot escape gravity, one cannot escape their destiny. He also talked about believing in gravity between individuals that are fated to meet. "Do you believe in gravity?" Is a question often repeated in the show by the antagonist towards the protagonist as a means to explain how they are fated to clash.
Weird as it sounds, this calms me down when I have panic attacks
Is this possibly a JoJo reference?
@@LaLunanizer I have never seen JoJo in the entirety of my life
This video is putting me on the edge of a panic attack He's too monotone
@@hailtothevicOne of the main villains counts prime numbers to calm himself as prime numbers are "solitary numbers that can only be divided by 1 and itself".
Teacher: ok class, name one prime number Michael: *INHALES*
And Keeps Going
IT NEVER ENDS
Michael inhaling for 3 hours
Yes
Michael: hold my beer
They just had a camera in his room while he was just chillin and recorded him doing his daily routine
Yeah, he actually does this alone everyday while staring at a wall. They just happened to capture it on camera this day.
He doesn’t really care about doing this so it’s his Daily routine
LMAO
That's it!! His secret to becoming a genius!!!!!
Lmao
Woke up to this playing in the background, one of the most confusing things I’ve woken up to
Did anyone notice he said 999 at about 6:58 ? Still super impressed that he remembered 3 hours worth of primes in his head with upmost accuracy 👏👏👏
Pretty sure he meant to say 989 since he followed it up with 997
@@filleroni8539 I think ur right
damn he screwed up the whole thing and has to redo it properly next time
@@filleroni8539 989 is still not a prime tho
He said 29,644 also
Her: He hasn’t texted back in hours! I wonder what he’s doing... Him:
Lol
690 likes
Маубе хер?
I was the 3 thousandth like 🤧
Toycats Bread thank you bröther
Michael: **counts** 7.000.000 people: mmh interesting
It's because everybody that falls asleep to KZhead ends up here eventually
Half the people must have clicked it accidently
I believe a lot of it is in Michael's delivery. He knows what he is doing is silly but still can give it the cadence and confidence that gives simple numbers actual value
Only a thousandth of the world
@@BELHARZ4 Also a display of his mental power (determination)
The fact that he tells such a compelling story through this… This man needs to be studied.
I went to sleep and woke up 2 hours into this video wondering why the heck is this man counting and I’m like “he’s skipping so many numbers” “he’s not even counting properly” 💀 realised he’s only counting prime numbers and I’m honestly impressed.
He probably lost a bet
Dylan Jones lol
He lost the impractical jokers vscauce special
Is that a real thing?
pSyCaDeLiC sadly no
M
the joke is that there is no joke and hes sitting there for 3 hours saying prime numbers
Cyanapse duh
Honestly I misinterpreted the title. I thought he was going to sit there and say "Prime Numbers," for 3 hours XD
I thought of it the same way LOL
woosh
DexxGamer who you wooshin?
Times when he goes to drink water: 20:11 27:49 36:13 43:27 54:19 *Mistake 8279 not prime 55:07 1:07:53 *Mistake 10697 not prime 1:21:19 *Makes weird face 1:45:03 2:01:29 *20011 YAAYAYYAYAYYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💯💯🎉 2:04:43 *27--- 20,000 rather 2:05:21 2:53:57 *Mistake NOT CORRECTED, 29644 not prime Fun Fact: All times shown are prime numbers!😄😄 More coming soon... :)
Get a job
@@neptunkrcicek1223 why are you here
he said 999
@@LoafAround I work for CIA looking for who have good idea. U are on black list now . Ur vote does not count anymore. (Because u loser)
Legend
pucci when hes nervous:
Why does he look like he's proving a point for every number he says
Exactly
Idk how he does it throughout the whole video too 😆
too many internet trolls he has to prove wrong.
those damn eyebrow movements...
How else you going to get through it?
Her: where do you work? Me: *0:13* Her: goodbye
..........🙄😔
Lol
It really be like that tho...
Ha! lol.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Father Pucci from JoJo when he gets nervous:
i loved when he said the prime number
"Hey Michael you missed a number let's try this again".
this exact problem is perplexing me on how he did this all with no jumpcuts
Trol
@Frogstery 😐
He said 999 before 997 (6:59) idk if that counts as missing a number though.
999 isn’t a prime number
Man, prime numbers can be pretty odd.
where tf are all the likes
@Mr Kitrid it's there just to even things out
shut up :>(
DAM THE REPLIESSS
@@water_is_wet Yeah lol, its really odd how there is a bunch of prime number jokes
The largest interval between 2 prime numbers up to the last one he said(30,941), is 52, between 19,609 and 19,661(1:59:22).
Well thanks for spoiling it.
Bro thinks he’s father pucci that’s achieved heaven. 😂
He already achieved heaven Michael is a 4th dimensional being just check his short on mirrors
I was hoping right at the end Michael would say "............or ARE they?"
Dave Davison queue vsauce music.
Nikhil Malankar LMAO I'm dying imagining the idea
Low and behold he actually said every non prime number
666 gang
*MYSTERY MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
Friend: the password is on the back of router Back of router:
???
mumble Underrated asfffff
Thank you
Actually made me laugh hahaha
lmao
You know what I like about Michael? How truly informative he is and how he doesn’t come from a biased place. He goes from one theory about a concept and provides arguments for and against it and moves into the next one. I am a HUGE believer in “no verbal data” as in if I’m asked what a word means, I will look up the exact definition because even a slightly different word that I choose to use can cause a butterfly effect to change the end meaning, like in telephone. I always do my own research and rarely take what someone tells me as fact. Although, with Michael, I feel I can truly listen because he knows what he is talking about, is as unbiased as he can be, and honors truth and facts. This is awesome as my brain doesn’t have to constantly try to filter out what I know is true and what I’m not sure is true. Michael, thank you. My favorite thing to do is learn and you make it a lot easier for me to truly listen and absorb information.
Ah yes, pucci will really love this video
was trying to find a jojo comment... and yea found it... HEAVEN ASCENSION!
Sometimes I fear for Michael.. Other times I fear Michael.
U WAN SUM SPIT FACTS
I have done it. This comment now has 666 likes.
I would like but youre sitting at 666...
Dammit... we are past 666. Lets get 6666
Well if we did that it wouldnt be the number anymore. Youre going to have to aim for 666,666, my friend😂
He legitimately looks like he is actually explaining something
if you listened the whole time you would know
What’s the point of him doing this
@@java-gn1xs this was posted on April Fools day
He has big brain
he is.
I can’t watch this and believe he truly sat here without taking any breaks. Please someone tell me he took a break I’m gonna cry.
Good God. SOB scared the f… out of me first in the morning I fall asleep on music and woke up to hear this
I can also say Prime numbers for 3 hours: 2; 2; 2; 2; 2;...
**wait... that's illegal**
@@zawake **_FBI Open Up_**
Wouldn’t it be saying prime number for 3 hours?
@@alexisboss1693 that's legal
I can also say prime numbers for 3 hours! Prime Numbers, Prime Numbers, Prime Numbers, Prime Numbers,...
Depression is never obvious
666 likes LOL
stfu
Ikcatcher 1000 like LOL
This comment is underated
Ikcatcher i think you were on comment awards
enrico pucci whenever he has to clear his mind
he reached heaven
He’s *MADE IN HEAVEN* (Maiden heaven)
Teacher: Alright kids! Who can tell me three prime numbers? That one kid:
That kid might be me, if I used his voice and just lip synced lmao
I was the 469th like
Jai Bellare nice
SpongeBob Narrator voice : *_3 Hours Later_*
*I can’t tell you 3 prime numbers, but I can you prime numbers for 3 hours.”
Who ever put subtitles on this video is not a human
It was prob Michael
Well really not human if it was auto generated by youtube
@@RelaxHERE-zk8ts no bruv, theres an auto generated one, and one placed by the uploader
@@forbandyson8921 tru....
It's for the deaf.
*It is totally Enrico Pucci's favorite video.*
I love how the 2 waters he doesn't drink are slowly getting bubbles
Everyone gangsta till Michael resets the universe.
Thank you for this comment
Hey you made it to r/UnexpectedJoJo niiiice
@@LoliMaster69227 Really!?
@@Ironwolf-pm7zs yes
@@LoliMaster69227 I AM, FIRST PAGE! WOOOO THANKS FOR TELLING ME!
Feels like there's a gun pointed at Michael's head off-camera.
Underrated comment😂
Imagine a guy breaks into your house with a gun and tells you to say all your prime numbers
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw That would be hilarious😂
Should’ve happened
He was holding the gun
POV: Pucci starts feeling anxious
My dad walked in on my listening to this… I love how ever number is so important to him that he takes the time to say so many in 3 hours
“Oh, so you’re a math nerd? Name every prime number” Michael: *cracks knuckles*
*jaw
Mission failed, return to base.
Hey...you can stop now?
like he'd need his knuckles to name them
All the prime numbers already have names though
*3 hours later* Michael - "These are prime numbers, or are they?" **Theme music starts**
And he starts to explain how one supernova caused these numbers to change
that will be the longest intro in the history😱
@@chronological_or_alphabetical bro I didn't understand what you mean . Pls explain . 😅😅
I heard that music in my head lol
Omg lol
This is so calming for some reason.
Is that a jojo reference.
This is pretty good, but watching Pi read to the millionth digit is far more exciting and emotional.
me counting the people i have disappointed
Interesting that the number of people you've disappointed is a prime number. And also that you're counting them by adding as many people as you need to the k-th counting number to get to the adjacent prime number, being the k-th counting number.
@@atlas7425 You must be fun at parties.
@@atlas7425The prime number determines how many people he disappointed at once.
Because ur brain is so weak to expect everything turn out very well. Low level thinker not knowing how to look at thing from different perspective and account for the worth consequence.
You'd be counting for a little more than three hours
“Demonetized”
why
Natcho ; GOOD. pretty sure at least one of those numbers ended in 69. FILTH
4:27 *569*
Natcho ; why?
probably for 'spam'
I just realized this video is perfect for sleeping
This is prime youtube.
"Hey,was the camera supposed to be on?"
Michael: or....was it?
Good q.
Nope
OOF
@@_abk_3251 LOL
*Blink twice if you're being held at gunpoint Michael*
The Kryttz 3 short blinks, 3 long blinks, and 3 short again: Morse code for SOS
*X'D*
@@brianpatrickofficial TORTURE kzhead.info/sun/e72Yf62voJabf58/bejne.html
*blinks with all 3 eyes*
*Blinks rapidly while reading comment*
If you pay attention to his foot he is actually tapping out Euclid’s ‘Elements’ in Morse Code.
bro accidently saved 1 petabyte of prime numbers in his brain 😳
1:45:07 when someone asks you how many times you've been rejected
You're not wrong
Damn...17 thousands time .. rejected nd still counting..😅🤣🤣
17.021
At least you got the balls to ask
Why bro true that
correct title : Michael suffers for 3 hours so he can feed his family
@Jarude Minecraft but kinda true
Tittle
@Jarude Minecraft but not inaccurate
And I suffer for 60 hrs a week to feed myself.
But this video is not monetised. "iTs A jOkE. r/wHisHwOshWoOsH"
“The stand user could be anyone” The stand user:
Nahh bro thought counting prime numbers would relieve the stress?
Pucci having reoccurring nightmares be like:
Teacher at primary school: "anyone knows what prime numbers are?" The good kid: *inhales*
Cristian Motta this actually fun
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
you mean a nerd
Funny
He changed his legs' position 4 times - which obviously is not prime. He should do it again and pay attention to details this time.
It's a bit of a catch-22 though. The 4th change in position leads to the 5th leg position. 5 is a prime number. Following your advice would make 6 leg positions which is not. Damned if he does. Damned if he doesn't.
Gave you the your deserved 100th like 😂
Like #180
Frick Shrek 9 isn’t prime... would have to chop off 3
@@ayubi3642 sorry im just retarted
I have a 160" projector screen in my room, and I put this on all the time and just let it play while I'm working lol.
Pucci: this is sooo relaxing
Imagine if at the end he went “or is it” and started counting at 1 again
Snice rice
The music just automatically played in my head upon reading this
*underrated comment*
Won’t find a better comment
VSAUCE MUSIC STARTS PLAYING
*Watches first 30 seconds of video* Michael: “2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19” *Fast forwards 2 hours in to see if it’s not a joke* Michael: “24,527”
Sorry, but it is a joke. At 2:53:59 he says "29,644" which isn't a prime number. It can be divided by two.
Vitobru how’d you find that and is that the only one
@@AHGavInDaUSA it's not the only one, and i found it by *watching the video.*
@@vitobru8361 madman watched the ENTIRE video
@@vitobru8361 madlad
This is now my sleep sounds.
The cashier every time i go shopping:
legend has it he had no idea this was being filmed
Aaron Bowley "A day in the life of Michael"
LMAO 😂
Casually performing his usual routine of saying prime numbers for 3 hours a day
twas for april fools
So he does it in his spare time
I will NEVER forget the day I went to bed watching youtube (unrelated to vsauce) and woke up to Vsauce saying prime numbers in my ear, never felt a more primal fear in my life.
Dude i did exactly same thing today
same I was confused AF @@m0kmen
heh, "primal" fear
I'm scared that I just found this in my watch history so I have the sudden realization it played while I slept through it
bro this just happened to me today...
I made a comment a few months ago about how I fell asleep on a video completely unrelated to this video and I woke up to it completely watched…it just happened again.
I fell asleep on the couch and woke up 1.5 hours into this video
Doctor: You have 3 hours left of life. *Pucci:*
Now that's an Over Heaven JoJo reference
Breaths: *IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?*
@@TRUELEGOGRIEVOUS no it's an Evangelion reference
@@wilhelmus1939 nani? Lmao
@@TRUELEGOGRIEVOUS of course it is a JoJo reference lol
Roses are red Violets are blue *Micheal reads out prime numbers part 2*
Yes please
@Espen Veitsle yes that's his name? And?
do it
U Barclay s has
Lemme fix it... Roses are red Violets are blue Michael reads out prime numbers for 3 hours part 2
Bro questioning his whole existence at the end 💀💀💀💀😭
pucci on a random tuesday