for Pogtopia!
for the union! for the revolution!
I'm never satisfied.
@TommyInnit @Dream @jschlattLIVE @Quackity @Technoblade
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This is a new Minecraft but, 1.16 challenge, election edition. On the Dream SMP I go up against GeorgeNotFound, Dream, Quackity and jschlatt on Dream's Minecraft Server. We had lots of laughs but it was also very intense. This is a part of the Dream SMP Election and it is insane, fun and funny! POG CHAMP!
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is against Quackity POG CHAMP!!!
The DreamSMP is a server created by the Dream Team on Minecraft. People usually just play regular survival Minecraft but I decided I wanted to create a geo-political war. Uh-oh.
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
For those who didn’t see the stream, not long before Tubbo had to come up with an excuse to leave Schlatt Wilbur and Techno where talking about gender reveal parties, essentially saying “Americans burn down forests, and I’d the fire is blue it’s a boy and if it’s pink it’s a girl” and then, after Tubbo told them his excuse to leave Schlatt, there’s a long pause and then Techno says “We’re gonna need another forest” and in so annoyed that that got cut out
That was my favorite part of the stream, it was so fucking funny
Is it in anyone’s video? I’m tryna find it online
@@SawyerCoco you should be able to find it in a compilation somewhere. Look up like “Techno moments” or something idk
I actually don't know if it's online anymore. I had seen it before when searching "techno moments" but a little bit ago I couldn't find it for the life of me. I think the main video it was in got deleted.
Fundy: "What is Reddit?"
Can I just say that the timing of Tommy asking to burn Manberg, Wilbur saying no, Tommy trying to persuade him, and then Wilbur immediately saying “Tommy burn that place to the ground” right after reading the plan book was SO PERFECT
Wtf I just got a dejavu.. I remember seeing this very comment fron one of the lmanberg days
This aged poorly. The roles have reversed as Tommy goes pacifist and Wilbur goes insane.
and now wilbur wants to blow it up
*Wilbur’s first mistake was doubting the dedication techno has to potato farming*
That was his second mistake. His first was challenging Techno
Technoblade was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
Yes
@@Overused_Toothbrush How long did it take you to find that out?
everyone: Techno is gonna cause chaos! Techno: THE RAILINGS! CHILD PROOF
Despite being an anarchist, Techno really does care about the safety of the children
@@KenMarieYT no orphans allowed
@@deppy25 I wonder If techno’s favorite show is Annie?
@@SLNCCEE maybe-
this aged badly :)
Tubby saying “I’m pregnant” is like when a guy in DnD rolls a nat 20 for persuasion check. The dm is just like: “...... the guard believes you, and let you go.”
It's giving me "I'm on my period" from Michael in the Bathroom vibes
Grace !! Y e s
Grace !! OMG YASSS ANOTHER CULTURED PERSON AS WELL
@@Grace-53 i support this
Lmao this is probably the scenario😂🤣😂 Jschlatt: the guards aren't letting you leave the walls what will you do? Tubbo: . . . *I'm pregnant* Jschlatt: W t f- Tubbo: I said I'm *PREGNANT* Jschlatt: -rolls the dice- Tubbo: -gets a 20- Jschlatt: The.... The guard believes you and let you go.... Jschlatt: -confused noises intensify-
“You’re just running through the middle of Manburg Techno!” *”I’m here”*
YES
@@pppchiv4696 k thanks
I mean who's gonna try to make him leave
I love how before everything on the list, Schlatt put “Tax Nikki” dear god-
Cause he knows that Niki is his friend ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS
@@adrianadenise1036 I feel like I’m missing out on something in this comment
@@deadbeneathmakeoutcreek jschlatt knows that if wilbur knows he is taxing wilbur he’ll be hurt
@@adrianadenise1036 yep
Also yes she was his bsf but also misogyny. They were very against women
Literally everyone: *Roleplaying, being dramatic, sticking to the plot* Wilbur, dramatically: Whats in this chest..? Techno: it’s from *GOD*
Did we learn whats in it?
Fun fact: subtitles censor schlatt. Good subtitles 😌💅
@@reesespugs7004 I'm not sure but I assume that it's the single piece of bedrock that Techno owns. I could be wrong, I miss a lot of streams, but I think that's what it is. How Techno got a hold of it I have no idea.
@@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468 No It was from Dream, meant for Tommy (pearls, gaps, netherite, book), Techno just said it like that because it was a lot of op stuff coming from a server admin
@@jumpydino3015 Oh okay, I must have missed that stream. Thank you!
Wilbur: “I’m going to remove the child-proofing” Tubbo: “i might need that”
Turbo lmao
Foreshadowing him getting pregnant
Spike Lopedz when did THAT happen?
turbo
@@spikelopedz2679 it foreshadows him falling off it during tommys livestream vods lol
Will: “Yeah, what did you tell schlatt?” Tubbo: “I told him i was pregnant.” ... Tecno: “We’re gonna need another forest.”
*- WHEEZES IN CALIFORNIAN -*
@@pupchiko are you wheezing because of the ash or laughing
Jonathy James Yes.
Well you see we are kind of *out of forests*
@@devilsummoner2163 *B o t h -*
Wilbur: i HATE Jshlatt Techno: **in an extremely calm voice** hes the worst.
He......he is (techno voice)
I agree with Wilbur
me too
4
Same with Wilbur but he’s such a GREAT villain he’s just so good at being a villan I hate it
"Tommy, you're not, are you?" *Tommy calmly setting trees on fire* "This is one hEaLtHy forest"
He didnt burn the forest
@@yeahit9109 yeah but he did light the floor
yea
that part came while i was reading this
Schlatt: “where does niki live?” Wilbur: *intense glare*
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
@@jdwmyt nice
simp
Timestamp?
@@anyelaicgb5693 7:22
WHY DID HE CUT OUT TECHNO’S BRILLIANT “We’re gonna need another forest” I’m so mad
THAT WAS THE BEST QUOTE
IkR 😣😂
It was great!!!!
He doesn't edit these, it's elodie
He also cut out how techno didn’t was his robes
Wilbur: wait... it’s all potatoes? Techno blade, remembering his old wars with squid kid: always has been
"What did you tell Schlatt?" "I told him I was *pregnant"*
Tubbo: *I told him I was Pregnant.* Techno: *We’re gonna need another forest.*
For anyone without context, they had just finished talking about the California wildfires being caused by a gender reveal party. That came up when Tommy burnt down the forest
It was such a good instant one-liner I wish Wilbur kept it in.
it's so sad it wasn't kept in
i read that just as tubbo said it-
techno has no business being this funny- 😭
technoblade literally did the : "youre up early" " i havent gone to bed "
whats sleep?
tokumo 21 it’s a foreign concept
a bit concerning, is it not?
@ButterdCrump3ts oh shoot, you right
Wilbur: goodmorning techno Techno: morning Wilbur Techno: Techno: Techno: WAIT WDYM MORNING????
The intro makes it sound like Techno canonically was always living in the forest and Wilbur just stumbled upon him
He was just some dude lmao
I mean- I- I- I thouight that before this XD
Has anyone noticed that in the captions when Nikki said “Fundy burnt the flag and is rebuilding it in the name of schlatt” the word schlatt is [____] which is what captions use to replace bad words
I know
It’s thinks he said (removed for child safety). That’s kind a funny
Schlatts acting skills are incredible. No joke. He sure looks and sounds like a cruel dictator.
Who said he's acting? Or that he isn't one?
at this point it's not even acting anymore, i'll strongly believe in anything this man says and does
Yeahhh... acting..
SpoderManButHeCanThanosSnap He is actually acting! This man is a kind person irl. You have to remember that everyone here is acting the part in order to have fun! :o)
Is he acting though
Techno: *spends 14 hours on the SMP* Me: He's me, but he's getting paid.
SAME LMAO
😔
Techno: I only got 1 dollar revenue after stay up all night! Me: wait you guys are getting paid?
Lmao
Ikr its sad lol
Techno: don’t open that. Wilbur: why? Techno: į t ç ä mę f r ø m g ø d
Dream XD
@@commanderstars7631 i thought he meant dream too XD
@@imanfatihah1930 no he meant DreamXD, the eldritch demon of the underealm
“I told him I was pregnant” *walks past Wilbur like nothing happened* Wilbur: O-O
Time stanp?
Tubbo: “I told him I was pregnant” Techno: “we’re gonna need a new forest” Tubbo after the gender reveal party: “We didn’t start the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning!”
I love the transition HAHAHAHA
I just got to this point and now I’m dying of laughter. My mum is very concerned.
LMFAO
Wait michael
😂😂😂😂😂😂
wilbur: intensely roleplaying techno: lost and confused
techno just can't rp xD he was so lost on Tommy's stream the other day
thats just his character; lost and confused but op lolol
Hhhhgdgd so basically saitama
Otigev STOP BRO
Otigev YES.
Wilbur: “what did Techno want in return?” Techno: “Big Potato farm”
He wanted anarchy
i love how calm techno sounds literally all the time it makes me laugh every time something goes wrong and he’s just like hmm, well, that’s certainly interesting
“would you like some PP?” “PP?!??!!” “yes, Pogtopia Potatoes”
There is a clip that wilbur betrayed pogtopia and tommy
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
pp. ah yes, the pp.
Papa pig?
@@GoalSUBNOW I'm serious kzhead.info/sun/g6yyZLefnHyrZnA/bejne.html
How to win Tubbo over: Remind him of one of Schlatt’s plans: Kill all wildlife. Tell Tubbo that the bees will be gone. Tubbo is on your side.
No not the bees D:
hyper_ skyler :(
@Violet Burger bruh same
It might bee nice, it might bee nice
@@charliecampbell3850 to have tubbo on your side
Tubbo : * falls off * Tenchoblade : “ what did I tell you about the child railings? “ Me : * dies of laughter *
"I think they just mugged Niki" Wilbur: >:c edit: changed wilbur's 'line' to an emoticon because he isn't exactly a simp for Niki
*Respectfully simps*
He said he doesn’t like being shipped with niki so stfu
@@soldmomforchocolate but they’ve publicly said they don’t like unit where dream and George find it funny
@@hubbug6847 In this case, Tommy makes that joke any chance he can, so this is technically allowed, no shipping tho
this freaked me out because i’m writing a headcanon fanfiction and wilbur & niki are siblings so i did a double take 😭👌
*Technoblade:* "Don't open that." "Don't-" *Wilbur:* "Why not?" *Technoblade: "IT CAME FROM GOD"*
Me when my mom buys pop tarts
Denki_or _Pikachu but the you discover they're berry-flavored
*PRAISE THE LORD*
I'm honestly wondering if the chest holds those diamonds that got nabbed from schlatt's furnace, that would definitely be a gift from a god
I think it's the stuff Dream gave him in creative mode, AKA some netherite and other stuff.
"Actually what did Technoblade want in return..?" He wanted to stab people.
He needs CONTENT
stolen
clout
VIOLENCE, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. THE POTATOS WAR WAS FOR VIOLENCE ALL ALONG
Blood
I love just hearing techno's disembodied voice in the background "told you you need railings" "he's the worst"
Techno: “Child proofed it” Wilbur: “Im older than all of you!” Techno: “Elder proofed it” Wilbur: *goes on with day* - Wilbur two seconds later: *falls* Techno: told you, you need railings HAHAH
HAHA 1.3K LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS
Turns out, I watched it too
Almost like building in a ravine might be unsafe
P o o f🙂
That is what happened.
Things Technoblade joined the Dream SMP for: -Potatoes -Revolution -Anarchy -Chaos -Blood For The Blood God But most importantly -FREE CLOUT
CLOUT BOYS WE WIIN THESE
yeeeaaa it was all those reasons combined but also it's bc schlatt was unbanned
But the real truth is that its because of jschlatt being unban
And because of schlatt
He started getting more subs, I’m really happy about him getting them FREE CLOUUUT
-sleepless potato god -arsonist child -roleplaying dirty crime boy -possibly pregnant spy truly a force to be reckoned with
Wait, who's possibly pregnant?
@@dominickninz9666 Tubbo cause ya know, he told schlatt he was pregnant as an excuse
@@steppyblock5740 Thanks but... *Whos the father*
*The four horse men of the apocalypse.*
Yes
Fundy’s betrayal is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen and heard 😭
Ye
Remember schlatt doesn’t take L’s so that means his name would sound like shat 😹💀
BEST COMMENT ^^^ YES YESS LMAOOOO
That’s why he removed the “L’ “ from L’manburg
LMAO
@@esme_6369 MAO
@@froggiepie MAOOOO
Wilbur - “What did Techno want in return?” Techno - *ANARCHY*
No
@@realism9999 Y E S
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Anarchy, clout and potatoes
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Fundy’s betrayal to Wilbur almost hurts as much as Wilbur’s Capitalist Dad secretly being communist
why did you bring back this horrible memory
PTSD
eret then fundy, what else now tommy?
heart been broke so many times
He wasn't a communist,he was trying to find the commies
*“i told him i was pregnant”* *stares at camera confused*
Wilber: HE'S THE WORST Tecnoblade calmly: down with the government
Wilbur: you in the black screen The murderer behind me: 👁👄👁
He sounds like a nice dude
LOL
Go say hi
wait WHA-
i cant believe wilbur didn't include the part where techno said "we're gonna need another forest" after tubbo said he was pregnant. it was such a legendary joke
i wanna like this comment but i also wanna keep the likes at 69
@@junkoenoshima7093 don't worry its 135 now
@@junkoenoshima7093 cringe
My brain isn’t working, can someone explain the joke?
@Lindsey techno was referencing the wildfires in california, which were caused by a gender reveal party
wilbur: puts on trench coat and starts yapping about society and tnt everyone: *dear lord*
Hes pulling a jd
fundy, Wilbur's own firstborn, denied being his son. i gotta go cry now
And yet he wonders why his family hate home
Wilbur: "lets do this peacefully" Tommy: "lets threaten and steal from them!" Wilbur: "no tomm-" Techno: " LETS START ANARCHY AND ARSON BOYS FOR POGTOPIA!!!!!!!!!!" W & T: "...that works to"
@Katelyn Wu yeah thats rule number 0.9
*too
“What did technoblade want in return?” Blood - for the blood god.
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
clout from dream
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
kikivoorburg www.google.com/search?q=what+does+Technoblade+mean&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS913US913&oq=what+does+Technoblade+mean&aqs=chrome..69i57.4375j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
@@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 WAIT- I didn't know that's why people said that lol
“I told him I was pregnant” Absolute silence as Wilbur tries to take this in
"Actually what does Techno want" foreshadowing
everyone else on the server: playing off on each other in a hamilton roleplay Techno: I made some potatos
Tubbo and fundy: exorcism
Thats why we love techno
You're trying to convince yourself that Techno isn't gonna overthrow everyone by himself anyway. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
it's definitely the habits of the potato war
potatoes*
Technoblade literally just wants to take down a governement
The youngest anarchy server in minecraft
@@Nugcon FitMC?
thats litterally everyone if you think about it (politically) heh
No one: Literally no one: Techno: “It’s a gift from *GOD”*
This is basically your typical group: -The calm and chill one = Techno -The leader = Wilbur -The childish = Tommy -the spy = tubbo
Everyone sees techno: He’s gonna kill win the war alone the potato soldier Actually Techno: hmmmm farm
bro what?
R/Ihadastroke
I think I’m having a stroke
i think i just burst a blood vessel-
Well- he destroyed squid kid in the potato war
Techno: Railings Wilbur: No Everyone: Falling Edit: Satisfied now?
Hotel: Trivago
Tachno Bluade
Tachno
THE RAILINGS
tachno
I love how Techno doesn't even necessarily care about l'manburg, he just wants to overthrow the government.
"I told him I was pregnant." I'M SORRY WHAT-
Wilbur: "Technoblade joined!" People who kept up through Twitch: "I'm already 4 parallel universes ahead of you" Don't read the comment thread: spoilers
or youtube, techno has full enchanted netherite now and he is thinking of switching sides cause if everyone is on his side he can't STAB anyone
@@casualminecrafter4564 exactly. I just didn't want to spoil it for anyone who doesn't view their Twitch.
wait does wilbur know of techno's potential betrayal?
@@casualminecrafter4564 maybe, if so he wants to make enemies ASAP
@@casualminecrafter4564 I hope he doesn't read this comment thread....
Techno when both sides hate woman: *Confused confusion*
Me as a woman: very entertained
I liked your comment without reading it (i just saw Billy an i had to like)
Satin Momo, wow that was really cool
Satan Momo, wow that was really cool
@@bootlegcrusader1773 wow that was really cool
14:46 “my right hand man, tubbo” jschlatt says, as tubbo is standing directly at wilbur’s right hand
I have just been going back and watching old dream smp vids and now hearing technos voice is just so sad to hear. Rest in paradise…
I love it when technoblade always says "The Railings" Technoblade's like making us laugh
Joke?
@@yeppits wut?
“I elder-proofed it” is the most underrated line in this video
old man wilbur
What did I say about the child railings
Its not underrated
You are absolutely right
"What did I tell you about the child railings?"
“dats like 14 hours technoblade” those are rokkie numbers
It’s official . Schlatt is the Andrew Jackson of “Manburg”.
Techno: "Down with the-" Wilbur: *Panik* Techno: "-Goverment" Wilbur: *Calm*
Down with the revolution boys! It was never meant to be.
PTSD triggers
Time stamp?
I love how technoblade still grows potatoes as if he hasn’t planted enough in his lifetime already
Potatoes are the sacred root
You can never have enough
Glorious tuber of life
@@rxxv2908 I love that analogy
what do you mean "*enough?*"
Wilbur : "Techno how much food are we going to need?" Technoblade : *Yes.*
12:37 Schlatt's to-do list is the most over-the-top thing I've ever seen and it's so funny to me
Wilbur: wait its all potatoes? Technoblade: always has been.
Best version ive seen yet
everyone's expressive voices just makes techno's monotone jokes that much funnier
It's also the problem that you never know if he is not being sarcastic.
Emerald Ace you can generally tell if he’s being sarcastic or not by what he’s saying
I liked at 68, and now it's 70. I think someone got the 69 like first..
Green Man why thank you lol
Wilbur freaked out when he realized Niki's base was gonna be raided.
Time stamp?
11:27 HE LOOKS SO SAD MY HEART-
When you’re in act 2 of Hamilton but instead of having an affair you have a second revolution and accidentally loop back to act 1
Yep
I know nothing of Hamilton so im so confused by this
Nallely Rivas essentially, act 1 is war and act 2 is politics (hope that helps!!)
@@ghostxkazuha7818 you can watch a whole movie of Hamilton animatics on youtube lmao
Private 404 i need to watch that on my free time then
“actually what did technoblade want in return?” potatoes
Revolution
And chaos
Anarchy
And free clout
To stab
looking back on this nearly three years on, we never gave/give schlatt the credit he deserved for his characterization. not only was he charismatic and intimidating, but he genuinely established a "this is lore" and "this isn't lore" boundary. the players could have light-hearted non-serious bits, but as soon as schlatt came online, he served as a "we're playing the bit" signal. i think that had a lot to do with schlatt never streaming the dsmp. because he never got any content out of it, he could be a one-dimensional narrative tool.
The genuine fear in Wilbur's voice as he asks how long Techno has been on the server and Techno's casual "I've just been here," is still one of the funniest scenes from the SMP
Wilbur: technoblade Subtitles: tender blade Schlatt: tubbo Subtitles: tabbo Tubbo: Schlatt Subtitles: slap
*s l a p*
@@sverenagain Scklatt has third channel called "weekly slap" Yeah
YeS sChLAtT bE sLap
I love how techno is the only person who isn’t role playing here
He’s just here to game
Hes there to commit kill. He doesnt carr
@@bucketgodk2773 and potatoes
he's just there to stab people
Ramani Arfa *c o m m i t* *stab*
*on a secret mission* Wilbur: *Secretly sneaking across the base* Techno: *Casually walks in with no fear*
8:55 I love this bit right here. Nikki and Wilbur trying to do a serious roleplay moment while Techno just frolics around Manburg without a care in the world.
I like how schlatt went from “some bad guy” to “literally a capitalist”
Same sht
I see no difference
Edna Mode yikes
He didn't really change much I guess
Yeah, he became some bad capatalist
Wilbur like: Drug Dealer, revolutionary, king, president, dictator, insurgent. In like a month
PARKOUR
Then back to revolutionary
did u forget ab father
Hot dog seller
*hot dog seller* not a drug dealer
When Fundy renounced Wilbur and he just looked so heartbroken, I felt heartbroken too, this is hurting sm
*Tommy can't control himself and burns down the entire forest* Wilbur: That's not okay *Wilbur can't control himself and blows up L'Manberg/Manberg* Wilbur: I'm happy about that My theory that Wilbur has (or at least had symptoms of) Narcissistic Personality Disorder pushes on!
wilbur’s heartbroken face when fundy said that he wasn’t wilbur’s son
I hate furries
H-how
He just said his relationship was "a son and nothing else"
@dusttrust sans bro said we. You a furry?
@dusttrust sans no they should be treated like outcast and become normal
“actually what did technoblade want in return?” sleep
Clout
Sleep? CLOUT
Potato farm
Clout and massacre
anarchy
Tubbo: “I told him I was pregnant” Also tubbo: *has a son 9 months later*
11:39 i literally started crying stop
Techno: Let me show you the farm Wilbur: it's bigger than I expected how long have you been working on this? Techno: 👁️👄👁️ I haven't logged off Me: That's technoblade for you
the blood god, also known as the grind god
I love how Wilbur just wears sweaters with American presidents on them Edit: Subscribe to Wilbur!
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no
Regardless of party too! He had clinton and then reagan/bush in the same video.
right?
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no
I freaking love technoblades random sarcastic comments. I also love the fact that he is just like that one op dude that made all this crap and he's just like, "don't touch that. Don't touch that either." And, "told ya we need railings."
omg when fundy said “i was just born into here” Bro you looked like you were gonna cry pls 🥺
“it’s a gift from god”; people speculated that it was dream because he referred to himself as “god” that one bit turns out that it actually was dream THE PLOT DO BE KINDA THICC THO
It was because he runs the smp
*he has the power of creative. Therefore he is god. Dream is love, dream is life.*
And most importantly dream has a knife
This is turning quickly from Hamilton to Les Miserables.
lmao
this is actually so accurate lmao
YES
And then you have the burning of the Effie Tower.
FINALLY, SOMEONE SAID IT
I love tommy so much like wilbur is just like "ᵇᵘʳⁿ ᶦᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ" and tommy just laughs manaically
“What did he want in return?”… that’s called foreshadowing