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DIFFERENT TYPES OF CLASSIC PLAYGROUND FOOTBALLERS

The Sun Sport
2016 ж. 9 Мам.
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We've all played against one of these chaps in our school days!
Tag your mate below:
1) The Overly Sweaty One
2) The Ball Owner
3) The Goal Hanger
4) The Hard Man
5) The Year Below Kid
6) Always Picked Last
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  • We've all played with 'the overly sweaty one' 😂

    @TheSunSport@TheSunSport8 жыл бұрын

    • is the least one picked Irish

      @alexwall5704@alexwall57048 жыл бұрын

    • +alex wall He is indeed

      @TheSunSport@TheSunSport8 жыл бұрын

    • +Dream Team i was just wondering because I am Irish

      @alexwall5704@alexwall57048 жыл бұрын

    • +alex wall That's a good strong Irish nose on you. Managed to sniff out a countryman through the internet. Bravo 👌

      @TheSunSport@TheSunSport8 жыл бұрын

    • +Dream Team thanks

      @alexwall5704@alexwall57048 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the person who puts the ball over the fence every time

    @jamzy6218@jamzy62185 жыл бұрын

    • JamZy X oh god that annoying one..

      @losblancoslegend9554@losblancoslegend95545 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @bumpybear1@bumpybear14 жыл бұрын

    • Then u can't get it untill dinner or the next day

      @matthewboyne4833@matthewboyne48334 жыл бұрын

    • JamZy X so true

      @mirozel7907@mirozel79074 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @datorangutan2696@datorangutan26964 жыл бұрын

  • The player that when anyone gets nutmegged goes mental

    @Jaydon-wu7kd@Jaydon-wu7kd7 жыл бұрын

    • So everyone then

      @Alavrado@Alavrado4 жыл бұрын

  • You's forget the one who thinks he's Messi but just fails

    @highlandboss01@highlandboss018 жыл бұрын

    • +Carlos "Chewy" Bacca He was in there...but he failed

      @TheSunSport@TheSunSport8 жыл бұрын

  • At my school we have Ball Owner Sweaty One Goal Hanger The One Who Never Passes The World Cup Final Kid The Duo Who Get Picked Together The Shit One

    @genesisauror5550@genesisauror55507 жыл бұрын

    • TPO Albie I'm that last one in my football

      @sonnyfox8351@sonnyfox83516 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @camlol1x@camlol1x6 жыл бұрын

    • I'm in the a trio in my school and my friend always picks my

      @leonanything1531@leonanything15316 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @leonanything1531@leonanything15316 жыл бұрын

    • We have Ball Owner Guy who never passes Thinks he Messi Wants to be on his team

      @exactlymyg6106@exactlymyg61064 жыл бұрын

  • What about the "next goal wins" guy?

    @aydenkillzone4370@aydenkillzone43708 жыл бұрын

    • 11-0 Losing player always says that.

      @samjoshi1812@samjoshi18127 жыл бұрын

    • unionstriker 9 ii

      @Tom-ms7ep@Tom-ms7ep7 жыл бұрын

    • Ayden Killzone especially when you're winning 23-1

      @liamkelly9832@liamkelly98326 жыл бұрын

    • We all have that friend😂

      @genesisauror5550@genesisauror55506 жыл бұрын

    • Liam Kelly and somehow the losing team always score

      @strongraycool44d51@strongraycool44d516 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the rubbish player but when he scores everyone goes mental

    @fuar3630@fuar36308 жыл бұрын

    • Or even gets the ball.

      @samjoshi1812@samjoshi18127 жыл бұрын

    • yeah

      @fuar3630@fuar36307 жыл бұрын

    • Walliams yep.

      @Ekoluxx@Ekoluxx7 жыл бұрын

    • Yep

      @euanmoore3351@euanmoore33517 жыл бұрын

    • Walliams happens to me every time I score

      @KyleBro@KyleBro7 жыл бұрын

  • That guy who is a playmaker but no one noticed he's talented

    @DO-gg7sh@DO-gg7sh6 жыл бұрын

    • That’s so me i get so many assists play brilliant passes and score goals but no one says anything

      @fifacrdy7106@fifacrdy71064 жыл бұрын

    • FACTS

      @hasankaiser4563@hasankaiser45634 жыл бұрын

    • That is me

      @killianthefootballgenius5926@killianthefootballgenius59264 жыл бұрын

    • That is me at my school they just go for the popular kid

      @oscars9029@oscars90293 жыл бұрын

    • This was so me but they always played me in defence and the dudes who don’t pass in attack

      @sanishthebrilliant2558@sanishthebrilliant25583 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the this is the World Cup final

    @tomreed2199@tomreed21998 жыл бұрын

    • +Tom Reed Ahhhhh another classic

      @TheSunSport@TheSunSport8 жыл бұрын

    • Tom Reed I know

      @elliott2684@elliott26846 жыл бұрын

    • I used to always do that 🤣🤣

      @Jake47699@Jake476995 жыл бұрын

    • And the UCL...

      @mikenewton83@mikenewton835 жыл бұрын

    • Tom Reed but it is

      @aidandrennan1213@aidandrennan12134 жыл бұрын

  • when u had to sort if it was a goal or not by a penalty

    @TateShowcase_@TateShowcase_8 жыл бұрын

    • Major TV penny proof we call it

      @abdulmahmood1160@abdulmahmood11607 жыл бұрын

    • We used to have the annoying kid who'd be in your face saying "penny on it"

      @p4l563@p4l5636 жыл бұрын

    • Major TV yeah I have I call it penny proof

      @elliott2684@elliott26846 жыл бұрын

    • PENNY ON IT

      @shayaanalam_1107@shayaanalam_11076 жыл бұрын

    • yer da yeah even if it was obviously a goal

      @frsr9410@frsr94106 жыл бұрын

  • And you forgot the 0-1-5 formation

    @TheRealSlitherShade@TheRealSlitherShade7 жыл бұрын

    • And the 1-1-1-1-1-2

      @feridebexheti5277@feridebexheti52774 жыл бұрын

    • Jose mourinho?

      @bumpybear1@bumpybear14 жыл бұрын

    • Squeaky Chicken HD Jose plays defensive

      @sonsational8590@sonsational85903 жыл бұрын

  • I know I'm late, but what about the guy who forgets the team he's on

    @zbrock3254@zbrock32547 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 anyone else notice the butter tub in goal 😂😂

    @PhantomFox456@PhantomFox4564 жыл бұрын

  • the fast black kid

    @chrisbailey4719@chrisbailey47198 жыл бұрын

    • Chris Bailey that's me

      @michaelo1878@michaelo18787 жыл бұрын

    • I'm the guy with all the tricks in the locker but has rubbish shooting

      @hyperswanton1585@hyperswanton15856 жыл бұрын

    • Ha

      @kashikprasad9397@kashikprasad93975 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @yemldn7795@yemldn77955 жыл бұрын

    • Bukky Olajumoke you’re a girl

      @emmanuelalalade9271@emmanuelalalade92715 жыл бұрын

  • There's the "next goal wins" guy- even if the game isn't even. We also had "fliers" which allowed anyone who was defending to handle the ball in their own box. The amount of penalty shouts was always high xD

    @p4l563@p4l5636 жыл бұрын

  • 2:06 hey can I play? 2:08 no

    @takem82.02@takem82.026 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @irishmessi9791@irishmessi97914 жыл бұрын

  • What about the goalkeepers that never uses his arms for some reason

    @michealnicholson4531@michealnicholson45316 жыл бұрын

    • Micheal Nicholson did u mean David De Gea?

      @frsr9410@frsr94106 жыл бұрын

    • That's because he was forced in goal.

      @ricardotella1864@ricardotella18645 жыл бұрын

    • FØBfrsr Was just about to say that xD nice one

      @catthomas3097@catthomas30975 жыл бұрын

  • There was also the latecomer... Someone has something more 'important' to do and ended up coming to play late and having to ask which team they are on.

    @catowandera5368@catowandera53684 жыл бұрын

  • Who still goes to school and watched this to see if they could relate

    @euanmoore3351@euanmoore33517 жыл бұрын

    • i wish i was still at school getting to play footy every day and doing sweet fuck all in lessons

      @pierzing.glint1sh76@pierzing.glint1sh767 жыл бұрын

    • Uhuh

      @frsr9410@frsr94106 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @Alavrado@Alavrado4 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @datorangutan2696@datorangutan26964 жыл бұрын

  • Lool that little Ashley cole picture at the end of the video LMAO

    @AliHussain-in2sp@AliHussain-in2sp8 жыл бұрын

    • +Ali Hussain Cheers Ali!

      @TheSunSport@TheSunSport8 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the guy that people think is shit but is really good

    @EmenussGOamazing@EmenussGOamazing7 жыл бұрын

    • That’s me

      @fifacrdy7106@fifacrdy71064 жыл бұрын

    • Seriously in my Primary school the girls would play and get picked ahead of me ☹️ But I am this type

      @kjreddevil2335@kjreddevil23354 жыл бұрын

    • @@kjreddevil2335 you just gotta prove yourself mate

      @esquire981@esquire9814 жыл бұрын

  • In my school we have The I'm sorry kid The one who put the blame on everyone The "I'm hurt" one The Ronaldo wannabe The I am The only good player one

    @aboodthearsenalfan8107@aboodthearsenalfan81076 жыл бұрын

    • Im the Suarez one

      @leonanything1531@leonanything15316 жыл бұрын

    • Abood Thearsenalfan I’m the skilful one

      @losblancoslegend9554@losblancoslegend95545 жыл бұрын

    • I am the no ball control kid.

      @sonnyfox60@sonnyfox603 жыл бұрын

  • 1:07 the cardboard dude at the bottom of the goal

    @archiebeau0937@archiebeau09374 жыл бұрын

  • That felling when you score the winning goal is amazing 😉

    @meetbandfootball3513@meetbandfootball35135 жыл бұрын

  • At the very start the man who scored looked like ksi

    @rjg3341@rjg33416 жыл бұрын

    • RJG 33 C. C. C.

      @lorenzoquayle1054@lorenzoquayle10545 жыл бұрын

    • You mean he sounded like him

      @kjreddevil2335@kjreddevil23355 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly what I thought

      @aliboy3848@aliboy38485 жыл бұрын

    • I thought so too, i was like damn a ksi and dream team collab

      @Chris-pn9fm@Chris-pn9fm4 жыл бұрын

  • When I was at school it was The king The shit one The legend The one who tried to skill but always failed The shit GK The hog

    @Sharpyonjob@Sharpyonjob7 жыл бұрын

  • All I can add is the captain, guy who thinks he has skills but doesn't, trash ballhog, talented ball hog, the g.o.a.t and the guy who always misses

    @Andrea-ey5jz@Andrea-ey5jz5 жыл бұрын

  • "Always picked last" is me in a nutshell. I was always last to be picked and I never played well at all...

    @clarawandera2031@clarawandera20314 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot: "the shit one"

    @DeezN1892@DeezN18928 жыл бұрын

    • 56cpfan exactly

      @kianwalker6698@kianwalker66987 жыл бұрын

    • 56cpfan I think that was the always picked last one

      @kylelogan82@kylelogan826 жыл бұрын

  • 0:19 he threw the ball up

    @duncanzak5073@duncanzak50735 жыл бұрын

  • You forgot the person who puts it over the fence

    @jamzy6218@jamzy62185 жыл бұрын

  • In our school we do class vs class

    @shayaanalam_1107@shayaanalam_11076 жыл бұрын

    • 5th class v 6th class all the Time fighting

      @Steven-hw6gi@Steven-hw6gi4 жыл бұрын

    • We do form vs form

      @notawab8720@notawab87204 жыл бұрын

    • A Side V B Side

      @airygoats323@airygoats3234 жыл бұрын

    • Sports Day: House v House

      @airygoats323@airygoats3234 жыл бұрын

  • 0:08 loving that song😉💙 any Gers fan knows why Come on the famous 🇬🇧

    @Aaron-lg3hz@Aaron-lg3hz5 жыл бұрын

    • WATP🔴⚪️🔵

      @tomsonrobertchannle5331@tomsonrobertchannle53315 жыл бұрын

  • 1:00 watching this after Sterling stealing Jesus' goal in the final is gold.

    @abhi6130@abhi61305 жыл бұрын

  • The phrase "doesn't count, keeper wasn't ready" stopped me from getting 7 goals at lunch time in year 4. Only 1 of my goals counted and they only said it because they were annoyed that the kid no one liked was actually decent at year 4 lunch time football. And yes I am still annoyed about it 7 years later.

    @robertharvey1970@robertharvey19705 жыл бұрын

  • The ball owner...... A classic.

    @grandmasterace4785@grandmasterace47854 жыл бұрын

  • 0:58 the slab of butter is in goal lol.

    @chuckborns818@chuckborns8185 жыл бұрын

  • As a defender, I hate goal hangers. They are always in an offside position. And our pitch is too big for a futsal pitch but too small for a football pitch, so we don't play offside rules (also because there's no refs) but the gameplay and formation is of an 11-a-side football team. And goal hangers are always the ones who celebrate extravagantly. Glory hunters, them lot.

    @akmal94ibrahim@akmal94ibrahim7 жыл бұрын

    • Akmal Ibrahim Ronaldo for u

      @jurgen8169@jurgen81696 жыл бұрын

    • I'm a defender and I agree

      @DestroyASam@DestroyASam6 жыл бұрын

  • The one who never passes

    @andreashaugenlindseth7750@andreashaugenlindseth77506 жыл бұрын

  • “Got any ID”😂😂

    @alexsmith294@alexsmith2946 жыл бұрын

  • There's sometimes that person who just falls over the ball constantly, and the person who tries to run to the goal with the ball and still misses the goal

    @crazysharkgaming8947@crazysharkgaming89475 жыл бұрын

  • The hardman had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    @snoop5904@snoop59046 жыл бұрын

  • Truest thing ever. Can relate to every single one 😂

    @nathanmawer2399@nathanmawer23994 жыл бұрын

  • This couldn't be more accurate

    @Andrea-ey5jz@Andrea-ey5jz5 жыл бұрын

  • The “post and in” guy

    @sub2pewdsnow520@sub2pewdsnow5204 жыл бұрын

  • I'm in y10 and today this kid scored his first goal since primary and he went to training everyweek since y7 and ran round taking his shirt off. 😂

    @tomhotchkiss7444@tomhotchkiss74444 жыл бұрын

  • 0:51 it's so funny how he just looks at it

    @rayyanbakth9777@rayyanbakth97774 жыл бұрын

  • Who else remembers there was never a timer it was always up to 10 goals

    @Gordz22@Gordz226 жыл бұрын

  • The guy who ever owned the ball was always the biggest sook in school. All my mates use to play with this guy at lunch and when ever he got megged, missed a goal or humiliated. He would snatch the ball and run off the field and start sooking by himself.

    @Chris-pn9fm@Chris-pn9fm4 жыл бұрын

  • the goal hanger one killed me

    @harryjones3906@harryjones39066 жыл бұрын

  • flipping hell I am from Zimbabwe and you just nailed it. Like you play in my park.

    @FireBrand78978@FireBrand789783 жыл бұрын

  • The guy that runs on the pitch for one shot but waits ages for it

    @leekibum2732@leekibum27326 жыл бұрын

  • what about the guy who hates football and everytime he gets he just hits and throws it as hard as he can

    @thewanderer5137@thewanderer51377 жыл бұрын

  • 1:50 My mates do that to me sometimes lol

    @YourScottishF1Guy@YourScottishF1Guy3 жыл бұрын

  • These are all so true!🤣

    @lisacrocker8411@lisacrocker84113 жыл бұрын

  • Also the hogger The next goal wins The keeper switcher And the guy who kicks the ball over the fence

    @zenokada2278@zenokada22782 жыл бұрын

    • the one who just dives in the most stupidest way

      @Ploium@Ploium2 жыл бұрын

  • I relate to the overly sweaty one

    @aminyashed6946@aminyashed69465 жыл бұрын

  • What about the "Keeper who always gets the ball kicked in the nuts"

    @kjreddevil2335@kjreddevil23354 жыл бұрын

  • The shit one that everyone passes to in the box to make him score.

    @greenarmy0496@greenarmy04966 жыл бұрын

  • The sweaty guy just poured water on himself

    @michaelgoodchild2083@michaelgoodchild20835 жыл бұрын

  • The football purist who tries to pass the ball around then gets teammates to listen and then gets tackled and concedes a counter attack

    @leekibum2732@leekibum27326 жыл бұрын

  • That butter and Tottenham have something in common They melt under pressure

    @gameking4984@gameking49846 жыл бұрын

  • This is actual hilarious

    @euandagnew6858@euandagnew68587 жыл бұрын

  • The match winner is for after every goal at my school

    @charlesthebrick5251@charlesthebrick52517 жыл бұрын

  • Ya I was always the overly sweaty one. 😄

    @kaushikdas47@kaushikdas475 жыл бұрын

  • At my school we have 1. A ball owner 2. A ball hagner 3. A keeper

    @malgorzatakubiela8282@malgorzatakubiela82826 жыл бұрын

  • Me every time 0:36 the teacher forces someone to pick me or I always get picked last

    @nathansfootball9112@nathansfootball91126 жыл бұрын

  • We all have that one person that says last goal wins even tho that your 10-4 down

    @Baileywilson391@Baileywilson3913 жыл бұрын

  • The ‘just play it one` could have won so many game but we didn’t have goal kick and the keeper was always getting his gloves on

    @datorangutan2696@datorangutan26964 жыл бұрын

  • 0:10 love how your playing a rangers song🔵⚪️🔴

    @leomwilliams7517@leomwilliams75175 жыл бұрын

  • The guy with glasses that always get broke and expects a free kick if the opposition kick the ball at his head or ‘’ glasses to break them”

    @leekibum2732@leekibum27326 жыл бұрын

  • Glasgow rangers intro song " simply the best"

    @kyleblue5925@kyleblue59255 жыл бұрын

    • WATP🇬🇧

      @bradley2916@bradley29165 жыл бұрын

  • Got the rangers song in there so I’m happy

    @bigmanadam3049@bigmanadam30495 жыл бұрын

  • 1:00 did anyone else realise the slab of butter was in goal 🤣

    @chargrilled8157@chargrilled81574 жыл бұрын

  • I was always picked last but then one day I had a good game and ever since I’ve been playing well.

    @itsjackrow5517@itsjackrow55173 жыл бұрын

  • You missed out the greedy one lol

    @brettdj7@brettdj78 жыл бұрын

  • Our school is just a load of 2 footers on whoever gets the ball

    @frasergibson72@frasergibson723 жыл бұрын

  • Oh my god this is so relatable

    @jamiepatterson413@jamiepatterson4135 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve done the first one, we was 1-1 against the year 5’s (we were in year 6) and I smashed a Volley top right corner and everyone went mental

    @TD14AH@TD14AH5 жыл бұрын

  • U forgot the shit one (when he scores everyone goes fucking mad) the next goal wins guy (even if they're up 10-0) the goal post maker (the goal is from my jumper to my coat) the pretend referee (who when someone fouls he pulls out an invisible card) The cuppy goalkeeper (when he kicks the ball out he makes sure it goes to the player he wants to win)The long shot taker (even if it's an open goal or the keeper stands still they go mental) The guy who decides if it's a penalty or free kick because there's no box, the person who says he's a famous footballer in the position he plays (e.g if he's attacking "I'm ronaldo" or in goal "I'm Neuer")when they're shit,the guy that when he loses count of the score u get into a big argument ("it's 5-0" "NO it's 5-2) and they eventually say start again

    @KyleBro@KyleBro7 жыл бұрын

  • 1:18- clearly post out

    @charlesthebrick5251@charlesthebrick52517 жыл бұрын

  • I'm always the person who gets picked last🙃

    @vikisalegend5831@vikisalegend58318 жыл бұрын

  • Did anyone notice at the ‘goal hanger’ the slab of butter was in goal 😂

    @madlad1385@madlad13856 жыл бұрын

  • The ballhogger

    @hasankaiser4563@hasankaiser45634 жыл бұрын

  • So true 😂

    @fifa_iosgamezz2333@fifa_iosgamezz23338 жыл бұрын

  • So me and my friend Jonathan are the dou who always go together, because we are the best defenders but we always get picked last.

    @soup8479@soup84794 жыл бұрын

  • You forget the guy who gets a clean tackle on them and pretends that they just lost an arm

    @zlm_7779@zlm_77798 жыл бұрын

  • The Hakka

    @plufyre2042@plufyre20424 жыл бұрын

  • Pretty sure I’ve been a contender of nearly all of these😂

    @NM12685@NM126855 жыл бұрын

  • 1:05 the butter is the keeper

    @elliott2684@elliott26846 жыл бұрын

  • In the second one you can see the man throwing the ball

    @daster1237@daster12374 жыл бұрын

  • I love your vids

    @profcb4124@profcb41245 жыл бұрын

  • Funniest thing Sean looks about year 9 in this

    @OLLCRAFT14@OLLCRAFT145 жыл бұрын

  • The 'where are the defenders' guy

    @Marco-mx9or@Marco-mx9or5 жыл бұрын

  • what about the 'ronaldo', the ones who always need people to pass to him, but he don't pass to people and just dribble all the time. when people failed he complains and complains, when he miss he just smiled and continue

    @tornado8438@tornado84387 жыл бұрын

    • and the 'the real talent' that really have pure talent

      @tornado8438@tornado84387 жыл бұрын

    • Tornado yeah those people piss me off

      @paulpogba532@paulpogba5326 жыл бұрын

    • My best friend for you

      @leonanything1531@leonanything15316 жыл бұрын

    • well as sad as it is to hear for a hater like you to hear,cristiano was and is a real talent.

      @raduvlad4429@raduvlad44296 жыл бұрын

    • Yep I have that person in my class

      @gorodonramsay3304@gorodonramsay33045 жыл бұрын

  • Were iw live the keeper is called a fly keeper and the hanger is called a poacher great vid

    @FireDiamond4@FireDiamond45 жыл бұрын

  • Premir leauge in a nutshel

    @antep3667@antep36674 жыл бұрын

  • The match winner gets like everyone's else dinner and stuff....

    @jakey-mcfc7563@jakey-mcfc75636 жыл бұрын

  • I always try to be a goal hanger and I just block it

    @leonanything1531@leonanything15316 жыл бұрын

  • oooo yes i remember the ball owners 1

    @PoolCube@PoolCube4 жыл бұрын
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