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2023 ж. 28 Қар.
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  • Zac saying “Dutch?” And it turning out to be Dutch for “chicken the most versatile piece of meat, chicken” (according to google translate) floored me

    @chromigula@chromigula5 ай бұрын

    • *versatile But yes, as a Dutch person, I can confirm this is a Dutch marketing slogan from the poultry industry.

      @Ramschat@Ramschat5 ай бұрын

    • He did go on a trip to the Netherlands a year ago, probably noticed some similarities to what he read/heard then.

      @Carrotspy@Carrotspy5 ай бұрын

    • It's also a good guess if you know Beardsley

      @flanoasis241@flanoasis2415 ай бұрын

    • I'm Dutch and I just realized it when reading this. Correct btw! Comes from an old chicken tv commercial.

      @gcartigny@gcartigny5 ай бұрын

    • Zac running face first through a Dutch chicken ad is gorgeous

      @Lucifersfursona@Lucifersfursona5 ай бұрын

  • Goddamn, Ally's script really broke all of them consistently!

    @TailsMiles249@TailsMiles2495 ай бұрын

    • Ally knows Grant so well that it makes perfect sense he lost

      @nickmccabe2327@nickmccabe23275 ай бұрын

    • We're lucky Amy wasn't in this episode, it would've been 20 min!

      @savingpyro@savingpyro5 ай бұрын

    • ​@@savingpyroAmy probably read this and is now laughing for the next 20 minutes.

      @gauravminz8337@gauravminz83375 ай бұрын

    • Now I want to see what happens with Rehka versus Katie against Ally's script.

      @ZT1ST@ZT1ST5 ай бұрын

  • the long, confused pause at [like a frog] was funnier than it had any right to be

    @blahblahblahEMILY@blahblahblahEMILY5 ай бұрын

  • Getting a random infamous advertisement jingle in the video was like a slap to the face and Zac casually guessing the right language somehow made it worse

    @MrTiesk@MrTiesk5 ай бұрын

    • My Dutch ears still can't believe it! And the slogan/jingle is gonna be stuck in my head all day now haha

      @jonnnnniej@jonnnnniej5 ай бұрын

    • Ally wrote the script for this episode, and they lived in the Netherlands for some amount of time in their teens. It's come up a couple of times in Dropout content, so I'm not surprised someone who knows them guessed correctly. Having it be a commercial jingle was an amazing touch though. Classic Beardsley.

      @jennburton6691@jennburton6691Ай бұрын

  • Ally hitting it out of the park in mere seconds. Ally needs to do more, this was one of the best episodes.

    @ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac5755 ай бұрын

  • “It’s crazy that Pokémon was popular at the same time Micheal Vick went to prison” *hit so good*

    @andrewcomstock7847@andrewcomstock78475 ай бұрын

  • Greasy little puppet, finally we're getting some real professional newscasters

    @Vegas242@Vegas2425 ай бұрын

    • I translated what the puppet said, and it was Dutch for "Chicken the most versatile piece of meat, chicken!"

      @ianrivers7923@ianrivers79235 ай бұрын

  • Grant did a great Amy Vorpahl impression

    @nickmccabe2327@nickmccabe23275 ай бұрын

  • As a Virginal Virginian, I can’t thank the Wight Savior County Music Festival enough for giving me that wonderful opportunity

    @theforce243@theforce2435 ай бұрын

    • Wight Savior. Don't be racist!

      @Demmrir@Demmrir5 ай бұрын

    • I liked how the prompter kept saying "Country" not "County" but not a single one of them wanted to get recorded saying "Wight Country".

      @DaremKurosaki@DaremKurosaki5 ай бұрын

    • I thought Virginia was for lovers not virgins, lol.

      @MatthewTheWanderer@MatthewTheWanderer5 ай бұрын

    • @@MatthewTheWandererIt is platonic love and ITS JUST AS VALUABLE OKAY?

      @LeonardGreenpaw@LeonardGreenpaw5 ай бұрын

    • It's pronounced as "county" but it's spelled "country."

      @elbruces@elbruces5 ай бұрын

  • the way Ally ground Grant to a paste here

    @TheLetterbomber@TheLetterbomber5 ай бұрын

  • This episode is giving gas leak in the studio vibes

    @akidama@akidama5 ай бұрын

    • Ally Beardsley writing your skit will have that effect

      @goodzillo@goodzillo2 ай бұрын

  • Ally secretly goated at writing Breaking News? I'm here for it.

    @ThatShaggyMatt@ThatShaggyMatt5 ай бұрын

    • Yeah she really killed the script. So good

      @zaidlacksalastname4905@zaidlacksalastname49055 ай бұрын

    • ​@@zaidlacksalastname4905(psst ally uses 'they')

      @lrizzard@lrizzard5 ай бұрын

    • ​@@zaidlacksalastname4905 *they ^^

      @sevencats4964@sevencats49645 ай бұрын

    • @@zaidlacksalastname4905(Ally uses they/them just in case you didn’t know!)

      @AggressivePeanut@AggressivePeanut5 ай бұрын

    • @@zaidlacksalastname4905ally uses they/them pronouns just so u know :)

      @iluvsundrysydney@iluvsundrysydney5 ай бұрын

  • This all made more sense when I saw who wrote the script.

    @Dact78@Dact785 ай бұрын

  • This was, by far, the most chaotic episode. And I fucking love it

    @akizafoxxe7395@akizafoxxe73955 ай бұрын

  • This has got to be the most chaotic episode I've seen yet because just laughter right out of the gate and everybody just breaking constantly.

    @gogogadgetcos@gogogadgetcos5 ай бұрын

    • Tbf the script was chaotic too Random segment in Dutch? [like a frog] Flirting

      @sourwitch2340@sourwitch23404 ай бұрын

  • Im so proud of Zac getting the language right! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 Also that sentence was a meme here for a while so that was funny to see all of a sudden

    @supper-girl7405@supper-girl74055 ай бұрын

    • So, while Grant was flirting with someone that was definitely reciprocating, Ally was talking to their ex about memes?

      @jasonhenson7948@jasonhenson79482 ай бұрын

  • ally went fucking crazy on this one. it makes so much sense for them to weasel dutch memes, niche references and making fun of grant into their script... their magnum opus

    @veryvivid@veryvivid5 ай бұрын

  • That opening definitely felt like something ally would say

    @justinbuergi9867@justinbuergi98675 ай бұрын

  • This was so short but so sweet. Non-stop bangers. I love Ally

    @ronanmchugh2253@ronanmchugh22535 ай бұрын

  • Ally, once again straight into the wild pop culture references. Well done.

    @csn583@csn5835 ай бұрын

  • More Ally writing please!

    @Storebj0rn@Storebj0rn5 ай бұрын

  • Getting a break within literal seconds. This episode is truly Beardsley Blessed™

    @spenceduggs8449@spenceduggs84495 ай бұрын

  • Oof, butchered the Dutch sentence, nice you did recognize it as Dutch though 😂 For those wondering, it translates to: "chicken, the most versatile piece of meat, chicken", which was an advertisement slogan from the poultry industry in the Netherlands

    @WilcovanBeijnum@WilcovanBeijnum5 ай бұрын

    • That’s the most obscure Ally-ass scriptwriting They are chosen

      @Lucifersfursona@Lucifersfursona5 ай бұрын

    • Why does it say chicken twice?!

      @RabblesTheBinx@RabblesTheBinx5 ай бұрын

    • ​@@RabblesTheBinx, repetition is useful in advertisements for stress and such. And it was more like two sentences when pronounced: "Chicken, the most versatile piece of meat! Chicken!" I will not believe you if you tell me advertisements in different languages don't use repetition

      @Jan_Koopman@Jan_Koopman5 ай бұрын

    • @@Jan_Koopman I mean, not as a slogan. Sure, there's repetition in the ads, but the slogan is usually formatted like "Beef: it's what's for dinner," or "Oreo: Milk's favorite cookie," or "McDonald's: I'm lovin' it," (okay, so technically, that last one doesn't even have the brand name in the slogan, it's just "I'm lovin' it."). At least in American English.

      @RabblesTheBinx@RabblesTheBinx5 ай бұрын

    • @@RabblesTheBinx well, in the actual ad it was sung, not just simply said, so it’s more of a jingle tbh. The repetition works well for rounding off end of the tune, so I think that’s why

      @Pryderi_@Pryderi_5 ай бұрын

  • I saw only three minutes and thought the upload was messed up somehow. Nope, they’re just setting land speed records for the most insane breaks per minute.

    @The_Jantof@The_Jantof5 ай бұрын

  • One of the best episodes and I've seen them all. Ally should write Breaking News more often.

    @17Haru17@17Haru175 ай бұрын

  • please let Beardsley write more Breaking News, I'm begging

    @purplesharpie7749@purplesharpie77495 ай бұрын

  • Insane BPM on this one. Must be a record breaks per a minute. Anyone got the stats to back this up?

    @vijayanand6650@vijayanand66505 ай бұрын

  • Damn. Short, Sweet, and not one survivor.... 😂

    @olderoscendant@olderoscendant5 ай бұрын

  • good christ this one is BRUTAL lmaooooo

    @strawberrycatastrofy257@strawberrycatastrofy2575 ай бұрын

  • This is one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen. Such a high score 😆

    @caseyberger15@caseyberger155 ай бұрын

  • The Dutch surprised me! especially because it’s a well known ad!

    @Aloe_Vera23@Aloe_Vera235 ай бұрын

  • This was the best writing in a hot minute. Way to go Ally

    @nikzalesky@nikzalesky5 ай бұрын

  • 11/10 job for Ally here, they had Grant dying the whole episode

    @martian712@martian7125 ай бұрын

    • The best part is when Ally wrote into the script who lost. They knew *exactly* who was going to laugh too much.

      @ZT1ST@ZT1ST4 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ZT1STwell, no, there's always a sentence at the end, that the loser's name is added to when they reach that point.

      @sourwitch2340@sourwitch23404 ай бұрын

  • This one has gotta be the most breaks/minute

    @seanl7503@seanl75035 ай бұрын

  • Ally’s first line was a banger and it was a wrap after that 😂

    @biggamallafluer2758@biggamallafluer27585 ай бұрын

  • YES FINALLY A NEW BREAKING NEWS EPISODE

    @yoavhaklai6819@yoavhaklai68195 ай бұрын

  • Needed that laugh today, thank you!

    @senseisleepyhead@senseisleepyhead5 ай бұрын

    • Hope you're doing well

      @jonnnnniej@jonnnnniej5 ай бұрын

    • @@jonnnnniej Thanks kind stranger-- made it through yesterday in the end, and your comment just made my evening! Have a lovely rest of your week.

      @senseisleepyhead@senseisleepyhead5 ай бұрын

    • @@senseisleepyhead ahh thank you, you have a lovely week too! Sending you strength and all that's beautiful and awesome in this world

      @jonnnnniej@jonnnnniej5 ай бұрын

  • The Dutch part makes sense as Ally wrote this one

    @pearjayx@pearjayx5 ай бұрын

  • Kip! Loved seeing some Dutch on dropout, shout out to my fellow Dutch subscribers.

    @asieflasieful@asieflasieful5 ай бұрын

  • This was one of the greatest breaking newses I’ve seen! Haha

    @SpinMonster316@SpinMonster31624 күн бұрын

  • So, I think we can all agree that it’s clear Ally Beardsley was not sober while writing this one

    @happy__amoeba@happy__amoeba5 ай бұрын

  • This one was pretty golden.

    @LF-pe9ok@LF-pe9ok5 ай бұрын

  • Glad Zac and I had the same thought on it being Dutch

    @WWFanatic0@WWFanatic05 ай бұрын

    • That's probably because it was Dutch

      @Jan_Koopman@Jan_Koopman5 ай бұрын

  • Ally must have learned the dutch meme from their dutch fling that they scorned on live tv! Was that person dutch? I think they were dutch.

    @magpie1466@magpie14665 ай бұрын

  • Best one in a long time.

    @brackzaff@brackzaff5 ай бұрын

  • Great video.

    @allanvanuga9196@allanvanuga91965 ай бұрын

  • College Humor to Dropout. Fitting !

    @Spitty95@Spitty955 ай бұрын

  • Such a good episode, over too soon

    @Liam_Mellon@Liam_Mellon5 ай бұрын

  • I need to hear more about that flea market

    @TheNewYear75@TheNewYear755 ай бұрын

  • This one of the best scripts I’ve seen on one of these in a while

    @MercuutioApex@MercuutioApex5 ай бұрын

  • wow, ally really killed it with this one!

    @theaterkidem@theaterkidem5 ай бұрын

  • The Wight County bit I could only think about Jayne County, formerly Wayne County. Who’s a very southern lady and my idol.

    @r.g.9717@r.g.97175 ай бұрын

  • Ally should write these more often

    @rovaan57@rovaan575 ай бұрын

  • Damn Ally. Damn. 🤣🤣

    @Tavish_Studios@Tavish_Studios5 ай бұрын

  • I only just noticed that Breaking News was created by Trapp I always assumed it was Grant.

    @Mammutidae@Mammutidae5 ай бұрын

  • Love your content guys 😊😊❤❤❤❤

    @danielsantiagourtado3430@danielsantiagourtado34305 ай бұрын

  • Could've been a bit longer with one or two more tasks. Still, great episode with a lot of chaos! 😅

    @McRusen@McRusen5 ай бұрын

  • Its weird to hear them talk about flirting and not have Katie there :')

    @jonnnnniej@jonnnnniej5 ай бұрын

  • Ally literally referencing Total Forgiveness. That's hardcore.

    @vexorian@vexorian5 ай бұрын

  • Ally writing breaking news is something I desperately need more of in my life

    @iluvsundrysydney@iluvsundrysydney5 ай бұрын

  • the reference to Total Forgiveness😂

    @sam_21321@sam_213215 ай бұрын

  • Wow this would be so hard to do!

    @RandallChase1@RandallChase15 ай бұрын

  • Ally writes amazing BN scripts

    @ChartreuseDan@ChartreuseDan5 ай бұрын

  • my god those 3 minutes really flew by

    @TheFoxClaws@TheFoxClaws5 ай бұрын

  • I love that Dutch is just a punchline on it's own for being an objectively funny language

    @tehw000000t@tehw000000t2 күн бұрын

  • KIP HET MEEST VEELZIJDIGE STUKJE VLEES, KIP!

    @WizzySquirrel@WizzySquirrel5 ай бұрын

  • That first line killed me...admittedly I didn't know who michael vick was, but I wasn't surprised to find he was part of a dog fighting ring when I googled it

    @dewdew80@dewdew805 ай бұрын

  • "Now lets meet Fish Tig." "Hi, my name is Shelby." 😂

    @LoveShaqBabee@LoveShaqBabee3 ай бұрын

  • Kip is lekker

    @1casper234@1casper2345 ай бұрын

    • GEKOLONISEERD!

      @Jan_Koopman@Jan_Koopman5 ай бұрын

  • This has got to be one of the shortest episodes they’ve done and they’re breaking constantly.

    @wolverinelg@wolverinelg5 күн бұрын

  • Nice.

    @RJ_Ehlert@RJ_Ehlert5 ай бұрын

  • Saw this was written by Ally Beardsley, immediately thought "well this is gonna be a wacky one!" and was justified immediately after that.

    @Zelmel@Zelmel5 ай бұрын

  • Wait omg is Rekha's background from when Grant had to sell all his stuff

    @hendrixman1996@hendrixman19965 ай бұрын

  • Ally knocked it out of the park with this one

    @TheNo1pencil@TheNo1pencil5 ай бұрын

  • 0:23 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣😂

    @Fabiane.Costa.@Fabiane.Costa.5 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious, but way too short!

    @MatthewTheWanderer@MatthewTheWanderer5 ай бұрын

  • Kip, het meest veelzijdige stukje kaas, vip!

    @exodustx0@exodustx04 ай бұрын

  • I get the feeling this episode was recorded during a gas leak... Classic.

    @MyNameIsTim1337@MyNameIsTim13375 ай бұрын

  • Kinda top tier 😂

    @silk3sm00th@silk3sm00th5 ай бұрын

  • 💜‼️🤠

    @BudofSharon@BudofSharon5 ай бұрын

  • How old is this episode? I feel like we haven’t seen Kellen in forever!

    @AggressivePeanut@AggressivePeanut5 ай бұрын

  • This episode was rough.

    @good-questions@good-questions5 ай бұрын

  • I feel like I just watched that in 2x speed.

    @JokiNikki@JokiNikki5 ай бұрын

  • Armchair quarterbacking! I'm yelling because I just remembered.

    @charleswood2066@charleswood20664 ай бұрын

    • Monday morning quarterbacking was correct and more precise since she was referring to analyzing the event after it occurred, since NFL games are mostly on Sundays. Armchair quarterbacking refers to someone not involved critiquing the event from a safe distance (i.e,, at home in their recliner). It took her a while, but Rehka got to the correct term.

      @deepowls@deepowls3 ай бұрын

  • Grant is my favourite greasy little puppet

    @ceruleanserpent387@ceruleanserpent3875 ай бұрын

  • Kip het meest veelzijdige stukje vlees is fucking hilarious, is there a Dutch writer at dropout? lmao

    @snubl@snubl5 ай бұрын

  • But Katie on there then the laughs will stop 😂

    @johnthecb84@johnthecb845 ай бұрын

  • Ally popped off with this one

    @EndiXIV@EndiXIV5 ай бұрын

  • Who wrote this script, it was epic.

    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays5 ай бұрын

    • It says in the scrolling script at the beginning! it was Ally Beardsley

      @Takkcinema@Takkcinema5 ай бұрын

    • @@Takkcinema Never noticed that, thanks!

      @senseisleepyhead@senseisleepyhead5 ай бұрын

  • Hilarious script

    @ripdoinksinamish@ripdoinksinamish5 ай бұрын

  • Grant did not notice the pun... "in a bad spot"

    @RyanConnell5150@RyanConnell51505 ай бұрын

    • Thank you past me for commenting. I was watching this just now not knowing if I'd already watched it.

      @RyanConnell5150@RyanConnell51502 ай бұрын

  • This one is a banger among bangers Grant’s delight at Horace Race

    @Lucifersfursona@Lucifersfursona5 ай бұрын

  • 😄

    @bigsarge2085@bigsarge20855 ай бұрын

  • Is this super cutdown or really this short aren't they usually 15-20 minutes

    @cisalzlman@cisalzlman5 ай бұрын

  • This script is amazing. I'm ashamed I don't remember half of this material from the first watch on Dropout. Also, first time seeing this after binging Total Forgiveness. When Rekha's segment started I thought "Is that background Grant's flea market setup?" and lo and behold, that's exactly what they reference.

    @jadoubleyou@jadoubleyou5 ай бұрын

  • Ally having too many edibles before writing the script?

    @slevelneves@slevelneves5 ай бұрын

  • kellen is uh who's that? he's uh attractive yeah

    @seignee@seignee2 ай бұрын

  • I was trying to figure out what this channel was. New name makes sense to me now.

    @Honeneko.@Honeneko.5 ай бұрын

  • How does this manage to be the weirdest edition of this series?

    @jacklegend5798@jacklegend57985 ай бұрын

  • But what was the dirty little secret???

    @SuperIdiot360@SuperIdiot3605 ай бұрын
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