Wii Sports Resort Will Forever Be Mii Childhood

2022 ж. 13 Ақп.
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  • I got Covid last week so I wanted to play something fun and nostalgic. With the announcement of Nintendo Switch Sports I thought it'd be a good time to revisit this absolute classic again. Thanks for all the well wishes too guys :)

    @RTGame@RTGame2 жыл бұрын
    • Hope you get better soon

      @floridaball4896@floridaball48962 жыл бұрын
    • @@floridaball4896 ^^^^

      @chrisboyer2195@chrisboyer21952 жыл бұрын
    • Wack covid away with the all powerful Mii resort sword

      @mrgrievous1233@mrgrievous12332 жыл бұрын
    • You ok now?

      @pastamanfilms2525@pastamanfilms25252 жыл бұрын
    • Get well soon!

      @mccrow4561@mccrow45612 жыл бұрын
  • I love how, over the course of a few holes, John Golf morphed from a middle-aged guy who doesn't really care about golf, to an abusive psycho.

    @grfrjiglstan@grfrjiglstan2 жыл бұрын
    • Flanderization speedrun?

      @FriskyD.@FriskyD.2 жыл бұрын
    • this is Mr Green all over again, but instead of disease we have psycho

      @Sir_Bucket@Sir_Bucket2 жыл бұрын
    • "I'LL SHOW YOU A PSYCHO"

      @RTGame@RTGame2 жыл бұрын
    • @@RTGame “JOHN, NO! YOU’RE DRUNK!” “OH GOD NO JOHN, YOU CAN’T DRIVE THE CART INTO THE COMMENTATORS!” “JOHN YOU CAN’T DRIVE THE CART ONTO THE HIGHWAY!” “NO JOHN YOU CAN’T KEEP COMMITTING FELONIES!”

      @illusoryquixot@illusoryquixot2 жыл бұрын
    • @@illusoryquixot "ILL SHOW YOU A FELONY!"

      @theneatpenguin7862@theneatpenguin78622 жыл бұрын
  • I love how aggressive that intro is Like he is playing resort out of SPITE

    @CARIPANT@CARIPANT2 жыл бұрын
    • John golf would play golf just to spite Nintendo switch sport

      @ValueNetwork@ValueNetwork2 жыл бұрын
    • The miis are still in the switch game. It's confirmed later in the trailer

      @hhoop3876@hhoop38762 жыл бұрын
    • yes

      @CalifornianCuttlefish@CalifornianCuttlefish2 жыл бұрын
    • @@hhoop3876 but they're an option. That's horrible. They should be the only characters, out with those metaverse looking xbox 360 avatars

      @yustinj.3910@yustinj.39102 жыл бұрын
    • @Wolfgalaxy I’m really sorry but you sound very picky.

      @Perces1998@Perces19982 жыл бұрын
  • It is absolutely beyond me how nintendo has not yet realised how much people LOVE the Miis. One of the major reason Miitopia is as popular as it is is due to the huge customizations for the Miis

    @AltheaIsana@AltheaIsana2 жыл бұрын
    • Tomodachi Life on the Switch when

      @brucecipher@brucecipher2 жыл бұрын
    • @@brucecipher I like your thinking

      @AltheaIsana@AltheaIsana2 жыл бұрын
    • @@brucecipher that would be amazing

      @allenbeal2827@allenbeal28272 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed. I loved making absolute crimes to the natural order by messing with the eyebrows and the height. That was the best part!

      @rainalystre1877@rainalystre18772 жыл бұрын
    • I feel like they put the Miis on the Switch to begin with because they feared someone would kill them if they didn't. They don't understand why people like the Wii potato people so much but like hell are they going to fight Nintendo fans

      @Subpar1O1@Subpar1O12 жыл бұрын
  • Von Karma: “for you see John, it was I who hit your ball into the water!” John Golf: “I’LL HIT YOU INTO THE WATER!”

    @Burgertimee@Burgertimee2 жыл бұрын
    • RT: Von Karma NO!!! Caddy: Mister Golf NO!!!

      @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
    • John Golf proceeds to beat Von Karma to death with a driver

      @cowboybarbaryn1302@cowboybarbaryn13022 жыл бұрын
    • @@cowboybarbaryn1302 Commentator: The sudden eruption of an elevator shaft has disruptively interrupted the game as what appears to be a screaming prosecutor is now holding Mr Golf's caddy at gunpoint. Currently a unexpected strategy from Mr Golf, we will see more development's after the break.

      @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
    • THE CROSSOVER WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED

      @sarinabina5487@sarinabina54872 жыл бұрын
    • Von Golf otp

      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754@ms.fukawa-hanamura37542 жыл бұрын
  • John Golf: *pulls out pistol* “I’LL SHOW YOU A HOLE IN ONE”

    @birdie6359@birdie63592 жыл бұрын
    • I just imagine it's a snubnose .44 magnum revolver

      @krisnaputramaulidan2843@krisnaputramaulidan28432 жыл бұрын
    • John Golf: *Points gun in the air and fires* "Birdie" A dove drops form the sky and hits some poor sod in the face

      @TheDetective_1960s@TheDetective_1960s2 жыл бұрын
    • ill show you a hole in juan

      @HELPIMFALLING_oh_the_number_3@HELPIMFALLING_oh_the_number_32 жыл бұрын
    • @@HELPIMFALLING_oh_the_number_3 Juan? Wait... "IT WAS I WHO FRAMED MATT ENGARDE" "JOHN GOLF NO!"

      @pokkiheart@pokkiheart2 жыл бұрын
    • "A HOLE IN ONE DEAD CADDY"

      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx@xRAINxOFxBLOODx2 жыл бұрын
  • I can't wait for John Golf to be a recurring character in this community Edit: "John Golf seems to have pulled out a shotgun from a secret gun compartment and is now threatening his caddy." said the golf commentator calmly.

    @earthisadonut7213@earthisadonut72132 жыл бұрын
    • I wonder how related John golf is to Magical Jon from Scribblenauts

      @cosmicdunsparce@cosmicdunsparce2 жыл бұрын
    • @@cosmicdunsparce They are connected one way or another...

      @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
    • @@cosmicdunsparce Jon is what happens when John is sober too long

      @flarnador@flarnador2 жыл бұрын
    • John Golf is Magical John's dad

      @Jr837_@Jr837_2 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU A RECURRING CHARACTER IN THIS COMMUNITY

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
  • I love how John Golf started as just a sad depressed guy and turned into an alcoholic dad and then finally became a violent man with clear PTSD who wields a gun on a gold course.

    @theflickchick9850@theflickchick98502 жыл бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure John Golf is I Want Die before he gave up and started wishing for his end.

      @TheHutchy01@TheHutchy01 Жыл бұрын
    • John Golf: The Origin of I Want Die

      @creeper4481@creeper4481 Жыл бұрын
  • I love how wii sports has actual characters with somewhat of an implied backstory Because you have Matt, the champion in most combat related sports like boxing and swordplay, and even being a coach in the training modes, but he’s also tried out Tennis, being not as good at that sport, putting him at a lower difficulty

    @Emerald-Fluffie@Emerald-Fluffie2 жыл бұрын
    • This makes me want a crossover between Miitopia and Wii Sports Resort

      @dfquartzidn6151@dfquartzidn61512 жыл бұрын
    • Matt lives a happy and healthy Life

      @FatCatCooper@FatCatCooper2 жыл бұрын
    • I watched a wii sports out of bounds videos recently, and in the training area for matt, theres posters from newspapers of him with hair about things he achieved in boxing, quite cool tbh

      @AmazingJuniorBros@AmazingJuniorBros2 жыл бұрын
    • There's also Ryan, who's always the starting enemy at every combat-based sport, and whose expression and build remind me a lot of a more disheveled, more depressed Glass Joe from Punch Out

      @silversonome5360@silversonome53602 жыл бұрын
    • @@silversonome5360 nah Ryan's just trying to find some new hobbies

      @FatCatCooper@FatCatCooper2 жыл бұрын
  • In my head canon, I Want Die is John Golfs last caddie who survived, but ever since he’s been scared by it. He still hears the yelling of “ILL SHOW YOU…” in his head, and the constant demands for more Jägerbomber. One day he finally snapped and can only communicate through yelling, as a release of the pressurised trauma he’s experienced. As a last ditch effort to find happiness in his life, he travels to miitopia were he finds his meaning in life, killing god.

    @roastedbeanz149@roastedbeanz1492 жыл бұрын
    • I bet john golf was also the cold frosty dude from powerwashing sim

      @tathnousoxide9707@tathnousoxide97072 жыл бұрын
    • John Golf is the backstory to Magical John

      @interrexclamacion@interrexclamacion2 жыл бұрын
    • oh god I was not ready for rtgame lore

      @d_mon9631@d_mon96312 жыл бұрын
    • @@interrexclamacion and Von Karma was the cause of this event you naive fools. It aloud him to get the planing permission for the chemical factory.

      @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
    • Headcanon: John Golf is friends with the Frosty Dad

      @Jr837_@Jr837_2 жыл бұрын
  • May we all salute I Want Die, who, despite living a life of achievement, never managed to actually die

    @scaraptor2106@scaraptor21062 жыл бұрын
    • I Want Die was given immortality by God out of spite

      @jakejennings6534@jakejennings65342 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe the true die was the friends we met along the way.

      @iasomnium919@iasomnium9192 жыл бұрын
    • @@iasomnium919 well said, well said

      @scaraptor2106@scaraptor21062 жыл бұрын
    • Actually, according to the RT universe, I Want Die, when first introduced, was very suicidal at the time, but over time, after many adventures, he no longer wants to die.

      @randomscb-40charger78@randomscb-40charger782 жыл бұрын
    • He actually just wants multiple dice for his tabletop games, and all his adventures have been in search of them

      @grumpysphinx4911@grumpysphinx49112 жыл бұрын
  • Narrator of Wii Sports gets home: "Honey! I'm home!" **starts to uncontrollably say 'Nice Shot'** **heads to his bedroom only to see his wife getting nailed by John Golf**

    @Generlc_Human@Generlc_Human2 жыл бұрын
    • GETTING WHAT BY WHO

      @Demonch1@Demonch12 жыл бұрын
    • ILL SHOW YOU A NICE SHOT

      @jam_plays_games@jam_plays_games2 жыл бұрын
    • "Hole in one!"

      @321gofast7@321gofast72 жыл бұрын
    • Honey you gonna love it here.

      @gadygadygssg422@gadygadygssg4222 жыл бұрын
    • "Honey, it's not what it looks like!" "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"

      @silversonome5360@silversonome53602 жыл бұрын
  • Interesting fact about bowling for anyone who didn’t know: the split that RT got on his first shot at 4:40 is actually harder to make than a 7-10. I always called it a Greek church, although I’m not sure if there is actually a proper name for it. I’m gonna stop talking now because I don’t know how interested people would be with something about bowling.

    @bobdaguy7707@bobdaguy77072 жыл бұрын
    • That is a interesting fact. Thank you for sharing

      @shakerleveledup7345@shakerleveledup73452 жыл бұрын
    • Great name for it as well, I'll start calling it a Greek church

      @sirpsychosussy@sirpsychosussy2 жыл бұрын
    • I've been bowling for years, never knew that fact, thanks

      @etoinedevries7583@etoinedevries75832 жыл бұрын
    • The formation at 4:40 is called a "Big Five" split. There actually is a Greek Church split, which is the 4, 6, 7, (8 for left handers or 9 for right handers), and 10 pins.

      @deadersurvival4716@deadersurvival47162 жыл бұрын
    • The only reason I remember what a Greek Church is is that it has only been converted 3 times in a tournament, and some 20-year old I can't name recently did.

      @rayanmbadiwe2133@rayanmbadiwe21332 жыл бұрын
  • Wii Sports Resorts is THE most nostalgic game for me. One of the most memorable Wii games

    @DoomMage@DoomMage2 жыл бұрын
    • Same. Not just the most memorable wii game for me, the most memorable game of all time.

      @Togi.@Togi.2 жыл бұрын
    • Honestly. The smile I had watching sword fighting again was painful cuz it was so big

      @magictriangle6878@magictriangle68782 жыл бұрын
    • It was wii fit plus for me, rhythm parade and island cycling

      @thatpersonsmusic@thatpersonsmusic2 жыл бұрын
    • Though I think the nostalgia of turning into a snowball and failing Wii fit skiing is the most memorable thing of all Btw when you played ping pong did you ever get those miis who fought with a slipper instead?

      @Anreii@Anreii2 жыл бұрын
    • my biggest nostalgia was waking up with my dad and looking at the weather report on the wii. actually great memories on that one rectangular device

      @SmoreBender@SmoreBender2 жыл бұрын
  • The John Golf commentary is honestly the best thing I've ever heard.

    @FroggyBoots@FroggyBoots2 жыл бұрын
    • And john golf is pulling out a pistol on his caddy.

      @TheYouTubeFox@TheYouTubeFox2 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @CalifornianCuttlefish@CalifornianCuttlefish2 жыл бұрын
    • he has the von karma voice i think

      @chalkwarrior5542@chalkwarrior55422 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
    • I was laughing so hard I was crying.

      @MovieMaker1040@MovieMaker10402 жыл бұрын
  • RT: makes jokes about often roleplaying as an abusive father RT five minutes later: is roleplaying as an abusive father

    @MEW-hn2dn@MEW-hn2dn2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how it always says "stop" in the middle of your wildly violent combos like the miis are asking you to stop so desperately that they *violate the rules of the medium* to get their message across

    @d_mon9631@d_mon96312 жыл бұрын
  • Rip John Golf, may he rest in peace. He really did show us alcohol poisoning.

    @ABC218_@ABC218_2 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU ALCOHOL POISONING

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
    • John Golf is very much alive: He's in his mid 50s and he lives in Tampa.

      @JackPoppy@JackPoppy2 жыл бұрын
    • @@JackPoppy He'll be in Miami in 2028....when Brightline finally starts service there and goes "I'll show you true high-speed rail!" Causing a major accident as a result of consuming far more alcohol than he ever has in his life.

      @randomscb-40charger78@randomscb-40charger782 жыл бұрын
    • @@JackPoppy fucc i gotta run

      @turretboi@turretboi2 жыл бұрын
  • about the "give the children a margarita" thing - my parents always tell the story of a kid in their block who got caught smoking a cigarette at age, like, 13, and his dad made him smoke a massive fucking cigar to scare him away from ever smoking again. apparently it succeeded

    @cosmic7336@cosmic73362 жыл бұрын
    • Same vibes as making your kid drink straight vodka

      @idontneedaname318@idontneedaname3182 жыл бұрын
    • That was also like a classic Donald Duck cartoon

      @blackore64@blackore642 жыл бұрын
    • My dad basically did that to me once with alcohol. I don’t remember what it was, but I do know that it was extremely strong. I’m sure I could ask my parents what it was, but I’m too lazy. But yea, they didn’t catch me drinking, we just took a tour of a brewery (which was really cool btw), and at the end we could order drinks, including alcohol and root beer they made on site. My dad ordered something very strong, asked if I wanted some, I said yes. I have never tasted something so foul in my life, and my family was laughing so hard at my reaction. Admittedly, I bet it was pretty funny. That sort of thing happened probably 3 times between the ages of about 8 to 13. I asked my parents about it many years later, and they said they did that for the sole reason of trying to make sure I didn’t want to start drinking when I was underage. Also because it was funny

      @griffindrucker5712@griffindrucker57122 жыл бұрын
    • I remember my grandpa giving my brother chocolate wine when he was 12 or something, telling him it was chocolate milk, and he was wondering why it tasted so bad

      @alexsiemers7898@alexsiemers78982 жыл бұрын
    • Reminds me of my first drink. I never drank underage, but we took a family trip to Ireland, where I was legal. My first ever drink was Irish Whiskey at the end of a distillery tour. I can count on one hand the number of times I've drank something other than hard cider, and this is why.

      @Zander2212@Zander22122 жыл бұрын
  • not to over analyze a funny haha bit, but I really like the "bad dad and his unloved children" dynamic because, as a content creator, RT has to strike the delicate balance of maintaining some form of bond with his supporters whilst simultaneously keeping the parasocial barrier between content creator and audience intact. and what's a bond a person can have that is both distant and one-sided, yet familiar enough to be vaguely affectionate? *bad dad!*

    @dirtburger2773@dirtburger27732 жыл бұрын
    • the way he does it is just making it obvious its a joke

      @DorkyDogBoy@DorkyDogBoy Жыл бұрын
    • @@DorkyDogBoy yeah obviously it’s a joke. Nobody out there actually thinks he’s their father.

      @dharmallars@dharmallars Жыл бұрын
    • @@dharmallars Maybe in Wattpad fanfics...

      @randomscb-40charger78@randomscb-40charger78 Жыл бұрын
    • oh my god i actually really like this idea! i doubt its at all intentional but its v interesting how it works out like that

      @appointmenteer@appointmenteer Жыл бұрын
  • I love the new John Golf character that we’ve created today. Would’ve been a great character for Miitopia

    @Penguinmanereikel@Penguinmanereikel2 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU A GREAT CHARACTER FIR MIITOPIA

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
    • Nn

      @hollowwolf5990@hollowwolf59902 жыл бұрын
    • Ioo un ouiii oiuliuihiuio Nnn ça

      @hollowwolf5990@hollowwolf59902 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @samboi123@samboi1232 жыл бұрын
    • That's why I turned him into a mii

      @Twinklethefox9022@Twinklethefox9022 Жыл бұрын
  • I can not stop laughing, I hope John Golf is a frequent character like Von karma from now on.

    @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, like Magical John or I Want Die lol

      @Jr837_@Jr837_2 жыл бұрын
    • ill show you a frequent character

      @tristanharrison5692@tristanharrison56922 жыл бұрын
    • Considering Dan as a dad is recurring, he can delegate it to John Golf now

      @HazeEmry@HazeEmry2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Jr837_ i like to believe john golf and magical john are related

      @lev668@lev6682 жыл бұрын
    • @@lev668 headcanon: father and son

      @Jr837_@Jr837_2 жыл бұрын
  • John Golf just sounds like Von Karma washed up and spending his retirement golfing after Phoenix used a Bird and a Metal detector to ruin his life

    @lynx4082@lynx40822 жыл бұрын
    • John is von karma's father. Make it canon

      @charlieflight6124@charlieflight61242 жыл бұрын
    • Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this 😅

      @royalpeachess2295@royalpeachess22952 жыл бұрын
    • Why is this so accurate tho?

      @likeapro4242@likeapro42422 жыл бұрын
    • VON KARMA NO!

      @Bowling4986@Bowling4986 Жыл бұрын
    • @@charlieflight6124 Jon Karma.

      @SentientIrisu@SentientIrisu Жыл бұрын
  • the bit about Mr. Golfs son referring to him as Mr. Golf in a moment of terror actually had me spit my water out on myself

    @CarterAnthonyC@CarterAnthonyC2 жыл бұрын
  • The next Wii Sports game will include a mode where you sit in the hospital after having half of your bones turned to dust by some dude who's really good at boxing.

    @lobstercat@lobstercat2 жыл бұрын
    • And the spectators with you after getting their arms ripped off by some lad named "John Golf"

      @splattyfatty@splattyfatty2 жыл бұрын
  • Reminder to everyone watching this in the future that this stream was supposed to just be a Just Chatting stream talking about a few things that happened and out of nowhere RT pulls out Wii Sports Resort without warning.

    @mightykingwario@mightykingwario2 жыл бұрын
  • RT swinging as hard as he can and the game just saying “STOP” is so funny.

    @savortherobot9709@savortherobot97092 жыл бұрын
  • The John Golf segment was the funniest thing RT has ever made

    @matthewmccormack1291@matthewmccormack12912 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU THE FUNNIEST SEGMENT RT HAS EVER MADE

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
  • John Golf is so abusive because he grew up with the pressure of being the son of Vanderbilt Wilhelm Golf, the inventor of golf.

    @danthewolf1997@danthewolf19972 жыл бұрын
  • I love how you can tell RT's gesticulating as he speaks from the slight movements in the Mii’s hands

    @marianayumi7167@marianayumi71672 жыл бұрын
  • 13:48 John Golf is the kind of man who would bring a chainsaw to a golfing tournament.

    @neonbunnies9596@neonbunnies95962 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU BRINGING A CHAINSAW TO A GOLF TOURNAMENT

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you RT I saw someone else talk about the new "miis" and people who clearly have only ever owned a switch were like "what it's way better than the beans with floating balls for hands" a better model is not a better thing miis are not a thing to be upgraded you don't upgrade perfect

    @uhohmemebiggestboy212@uhohmemebiggestboy2122 жыл бұрын
    • The jank is the best part of the mii

      @cadence_2463@cadence_24632 жыл бұрын
    • I've only had a wii for about 2-3 days, and I agree. The jankiness of miis is the best part. The don't have to look cute or beautifully appealing, miis are unique in that they're imperfect. The new miis would blend into a crowd, while a classic mii is distinctive and memorable. Long story short. Miis are perfect because they aren't perfect

      @drawnwithlove3499@drawnwithlove34992 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, I owned a wii for years and I like the beans. I mean, I really like the miis, but the beans are cute too

      @kurasakage7736@kurasakage77362 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@drawnwithlove3499Miis ARE cute, how dare you.

      @SentientIrisu@SentientIrisu7 ай бұрын
    • How does one obtain a working wii system in 2023. :(

      @SentientIrisu@SentientIrisu7 ай бұрын
  • The boxing commentators are secretly vampires. Their initiation ritual involves capturing a freshly minted golf commentator and draining enough of their life force to leave them apathetic for life.

    @vaspeter2600@vaspeter26002 жыл бұрын
  • I was also mad dissapointed the Miis werent shown first in the annoucement, but when the live gameplay was shown with the miis, oh man was a I runnin to my wallet!

    @janlohndorf9665@janlohndorf96652 жыл бұрын
    • I think Nintendo already knew we would riot if we weren‘t allowed to also use Miis. I‘m surprised they still tried to make us like new characters though.

      @countcain@countcain2 жыл бұрын
    • That's what I've been thinking too.

      @edmartinez925@edmartinez9252 жыл бұрын
    • @@countcain the new models and designs are clearly meant to appeal to a different demographic, that will probably see these miis as their personal choice of mii thanks to the fact that they grew up with them. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

      @MrPine4pple@MrPine4pple2 жыл бұрын
  • “You walked all over him like his name suggests” - Some legend in Twitch chat

    @zombie_hunter3456@zombie_hunter34562 жыл бұрын
  • I love how we saw John Golf being fleshed out. At first he was a food father who could give less of a rats ass for the tournament. Eventually he developed drinking habits after failing to make the hole numerous times. Turning him into a belligerent father who takes his anger out on his caddy instead of his son. Notice how he gave his son tequila to encourage rather than punish. John Golf is a lousy golfer and a horrible partner. However, he is trying his best to be a good father. TL;DR John Golf is constantly a good father despite his drinking problems and anger issues

    @penguin6385@penguin63852 жыл бұрын
  • The I want die arc never seems to end but a one question remains unanswered: _Why he wants die?_

    @jesucristocomentador9555@jesucristocomentador95552 жыл бұрын
    • I mean, have you looked at him?

      @EverTheFractal@EverTheFractal2 жыл бұрын
    • Have you _seen_ his face???

      @quantumblur_3145@quantumblur_31452 жыл бұрын
    • Yes i have And i find him handsome

      @jesucristocomentador9555@jesucristocomentador95552 жыл бұрын
    • @@jesucristocomentador9555 I want die simps is something I’ve never considered in the 21 years of my life and I wish I could go back to that state of ignorance

      @cockmaster314@cockmaster3142 жыл бұрын
    • It's the "Does Bruno Mars is gay?" of the RTGame Universe

      @tathnousoxide9707@tathnousoxide97072 жыл бұрын
  • I hope I Want Die never dies so this series never goes.

    @Windcry0211@Windcry02112 жыл бұрын
    • Bit of a paradox, don't you think?

      @TheStickCollector@TheStickCollector2 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheStickCollector less a paradox, more a cruel denial of his one desire

      @thatoneswordguy@thatoneswordguy2 жыл бұрын
    • @@thatoneswordguy I want die will never die because if I want die dies I die

      @Iexcon@Iexcon2 жыл бұрын
    • His pain is our entertainment

      @Jr837_@Jr837_2 жыл бұрын
  • John Golf is especially funny for me since I met him once. I worked at the course and he had a shotgun in his golf bag. He fired it in rage when he missed a putt and the police arrested him

    @mokeymale8350@mokeymale83502 жыл бұрын
  • The John Golf comentating is literally THE FUNNIEST SHIT ive ever heard. As it progresed i kept laughing harder and last thing i heard before i had to pause because i was laughing so hard and uncontrollably was how the Caby got hit from 40 feet away. Its at this point i pause the video and because my Asthma kicks in and its getting hard to breathe and a little while after i start blacking out a teeny bit. Only one other thing put me in such a situation before but this was funnier of the 2.

    @thetealturtwig5667@thetealturtwig56672 жыл бұрын
  • RT seems even more unhinged in this video, and I love it

    @cupcakke6056@cupcakke60562 жыл бұрын
  • I hope I have a Dad as loving and respectful as John Golf

    @StickMaster500@StickMaster5002 жыл бұрын
  • 14:02 as someone who loves golf and watches it every single weekend I was CRYING laughing at this section it's so accurate lol

    @katiekatecat@katiekatecat2 жыл бұрын
  • 0:30 sword duel 4:02 bowling 10:07 golf 18:46 table tennis 19:45 water skiing 20:38 frisbee 21:38 biking 22:13 airplane 22:46 basketball 23:14 archery 23:55 canoeing 24:42 skydiving

    @Slicey56@Slicey562 жыл бұрын
    • “I’ll show you golf”

      @vulcanisvault@vulcanisvault Жыл бұрын
    • I read that while I was on golf and I thought you were meme-ing

      @galaxycat9966@galaxycat9966 Жыл бұрын
  • My God, i remember the Christmas our parents got us a wii and that game with two nunchuks. Brings back so many happy memories of me often times *annihilating* my family in all the games haha Didn't know they made a remake tho, surprised they did tbh Also, putting Megalovania when Matt showed up was comedy gold and only appropriate

    @gloomyChaos@gloomyChaos2 жыл бұрын
    • iirc, there's a video he did a while back where he played the normal wii sports and played boxing until he beat Matt, he played Megalovania at some point then too so it's actually a recurring joke

      @efrainsantiago2181@efrainsantiago21812 жыл бұрын
  • No idea how someone can make my sides hurt from laughter when watching Wii Sports Resort not once, but twice. The surfing one in particular got me. Loved this game as a kid, it's mad that it came out when I was 9. I remember wishing that it was a real island so I could visit it because it just looked so nice. Aside from the constant threat of an active volcano.

    @pickledapple6267@pickledapple62672 жыл бұрын
    • I'LL SHOW YOU HURT SIDES

      @moproodu@moproodu2 жыл бұрын
    • @@moproodu not sure how threatened I should feel, reading that at 1am

      @pickledapple6267@pickledapple62672 жыл бұрын
    • @@pickledapple6267 very

      @garfieldunderpants9914@garfieldunderpants99142 жыл бұрын
    • @@moproodu JOHN GOLF, NO, YOU CAN'T HIT THE CIVILIANS-!

      @ashtonisvibing4763@ashtonisvibing47632 жыл бұрын
  • John Golf attacking random people is strangely soothing to listen to while writing

    @Zigzorark@Zigzorark Жыл бұрын
  • john golf is amazing but my absolute favorite part of this video is at 8:57 when dan tries to do the toad voice, produces a noise like a dying congested goose, and then laughs for 10 straight seconds. perfection

    @appointmenteer@appointmenteer Жыл бұрын
  • Don't worry Dan, you can still play as Miis in Nintendo Switch Sports... as well as a squirrel. Don't ask.

    @WhopsInc.@WhopsInc.2 жыл бұрын
  • I'm glad John Golf has friends, I mean he's going to the bar but he's stopped drinking. Or maybe he works there and that's where he'll make the margaritas for his son.

    @breakinggreens@breakinggreens2 жыл бұрын
  • John Golf was incredible. The commentary almost had me crying with laughter.

    @TyphoonSignal10@TyphoonSignal102 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve just got a mental image of John golf stumbling around the corse. Randomly pulling a bottle of whatever out taking a swig hitting his caddy and saying he took the shoot and to leave him be

    @shannonjones9455@shannonjones94552 жыл бұрын
  • Trying to watch this past silent hours in my house is near on impossible. How am I supposed to contain my laughter as RT voices an entire cast of people surrounding the career of John Golf?!

    @jelm4315@jelm43152 жыл бұрын
  • I remember playing this game as a kid with my dad and flying a plane into the volcano because we could. Bowling was a lot of fun as well as the fighting ones. Always nice to take a nostalgic journey like this with RT going on about substance abuse

    @nordicdreki2068@nordicdreki20682 жыл бұрын
  • I like how RT's swordsmanship causes the sound effects to sound like that japanese drum rhythm that plays whenever Goemon or whoever does some samurai stuff.

    @ToastyMozart@ToastyMozart2 жыл бұрын
  • I recently went bowling irl with my friends, and when one of us threw the ball backwards, we actually did the audience spin

    @koboldking2218@koboldking22182 жыл бұрын
  • This has to be one of my favorite videos of yours, not only - but mostly - because of John Golf.

    @giovannieich7487@giovannieich74872 жыл бұрын
    • john golf really stole the show tbh. may he rest in wii

      @katsucandy@katsucandy2 жыл бұрын
  • The Person signing in John Golf "Mr Golf, Is that a shotgun in your bag ?" John Golf "Ah Nah that's just a special club don't you worry about it, perfectly legal" *sweating profusely* "first door on your left"

    @TommoExists@TommoExists2 жыл бұрын
  • I nearly choked on my food when RT started doing golf commentary on John Golf

    @dewydewback1376@dewydewback13762 жыл бұрын
    • I’LL SHOW YOU CHOKING ON MY FOOD

      @boomblade1019@boomblade10192 жыл бұрын
  • RT, I hope you realise you have somehow managed to make a completely new character more meme worthy than I Want Die through the power of a drunken Irish Golfer called John Green. It writes itself mate.

    @andrew5803@andrew58032 жыл бұрын
  • this entire stream was like the highlight of my month, GOD it was so fun and relaxing and nostalgic to watch

    @Cherry-vg4bp@Cherry-vg4bp2 жыл бұрын
  • I have never stimmed so hard in my life I don't think, seeing the second-ever RTGame video I ever watched get a sequel like this where he finally faces Matt in swordplay. Three years going strong. I wish RT a good recovery, and here's to Wii Sports Resort and the return of I Want Die in his natural habitat. While I'm making a sappy comment, I guess I'll make it more sappy. I've watched RT's videos since 2018, and the Wii Music video was the first I ever saw. Clicking on that video was an accident- I thought it was made by someone I was already watching- but boy it's an accident I'll never regret. I have fond memories of hanging out in the Discord, and a particularly vivid memory of being in a Minecraft live-stream chat anxious about getting a flu shot (I hate needles) when I wrote a message about that and sent it, and RT saw it and said he was uneasy around needles too. That year, and for that year alone, I was rather calm getting my flu shot. I know it was just another person in the live chat to him, but to me, one of my best memories from 2019 (which was a very traumatic year for me). 2020 and 2021 were really rough years for me, too, what with losing my cat and covid lasting longer than we could ever imagine, and these videos helped me feel something in some moments where it was either I felt nothing or only despair. My mom loves this channel (she knows him as the funny Irish guy who made a plague), and honestly I wouldn't be where I am now without it. There's a lot of things I can attribute to making me who I am, but this is one of the smaller, but still oh-so-cherished ones. Overall, thank you RT, and thank you to everyone in this community who's been kind and made great jokes in the chat and comments all these years. wow this is so sappy and I've edited it like 8 times lmao

    @chalkwarrior5542@chalkwarrior55422 жыл бұрын
    • We thrive on sap here

      @EtamirTheDemiDeer@EtamirTheDemiDeer2 жыл бұрын
    • sap

      @BlockyBookworm@BlockyBookworm2 жыл бұрын
    • We all have to get the sap out of our systems sometimes. The murder and abuse can always wait a bit longer 💕

      @HazeEmry@HazeEmry2 жыл бұрын
    • hell yeah!! thats amazing ❤️ very happy rts been such a comfort for you, hes been that for me too hope we can get more wii sports resort sometime soon

      @appointmenteer@appointmenteer Жыл бұрын
  • The John Golf arc had me laughing far harder than I thought I could at the moment.

    @FailcopterWes@FailcopterWes2 жыл бұрын
  • During bowling, dad came back and continued his journey to drink as many cold frosty's while disregarding his child as possible

    @kirbo5222@kirbo52222 жыл бұрын
  • I like how Matt gets a purple sword, very nice detail.

    @purplebatdragon@purplebatdragon2 жыл бұрын
  • This went from a cute nostalgia trip to role-playing the worlds most angry golfer in no time flat.

    @aidanfarnan4683@aidanfarnan46832 жыл бұрын
  • Your golf commentary at 15:00 had me in tears. Absolutely needs to be animated!

    @Roxas671@Roxas6712 жыл бұрын
  • 4:06 reminds me of when one of my aunts came over and i was playing pacman party on the wii and my mom and aunt started talking about the traditional pacman game and i was like "you kno you can actually play it here right" and they were like "what really?" the amount of joy they had for the few half hour as they took turns playing it is just engrained my memory

    @icewing202@icewing2022 жыл бұрын
    • oh thats so sweet i love that

      @appointmenteer@appointmenteer Жыл бұрын
  • I feel like John Golf and Gary Chess would be fast friends.

    @cheukyin699@cheukyin6992 жыл бұрын
    • Who is Gary Chess???

      @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnaudley5353 Holy hell

      @terminusv3543@terminusv35432 жыл бұрын
    • @@terminusv3543 still don't know who he is.

      @johnaudley5353@johnaudley53532 жыл бұрын
  • Yes The tale of John Golf needs to live on forever

    @TheStickCollector@TheStickCollector2 жыл бұрын
  • Yes i am on the verge of tears watching this. I've been watching your content both on youtube and twitch for a while now and seeing this just made me realise how long i've been watching you. I struggle falling asleep and often use your content to do that, not in a "your content is super boring" kind of way, but in a "you help me calm down and listening to you ramble is a nice way to end my evening." As someone who's been struggling recently, thanks for doing what you enjoy. keep on making great content.

    @schmiidd@schmiidd2 жыл бұрын
  • 14:22 WHACK absolutely took me out 10/10 delivery and the editing made it a chef's kiss good work team

    @ismycapsloudenoughforyou6969@ismycapsloudenoughforyou69692 жыл бұрын
    • W H A C K

      @matthewboire6843@matthewboire68436 ай бұрын
  • The whole ‘John Golf’ segment made me laugh so much my grin ached for hours especially the commentary. Now that is commentary!

    @reverendroar@reverendroar2 жыл бұрын
  • Damn, what a throwback, literally found your channel because of killing miis for sport in wii sport resort

    @MultiBattleblader@MultiBattleblader2 жыл бұрын
  • When RT was talking about his fear of the bowling ball taking him with it down the lane I laughed because that happened to me when I was like- 10. It was too slippery to move so my dad had to come and fire-man carry me off It's a core memory that I remember with fondness :)

    @shadypigeon4327@shadypigeon43272 жыл бұрын
  • RT went from roleplaying as an abusive father to roleplaying as an abusive golfer. Wii Sports Resort is a magical game.

    @Crazy56U@Crazy56U2 жыл бұрын
  • 7:15 I love how hes gesturing, but because hes holding the Wiimote, it's picking it up and translating it to the game LUL

    @TS_Mind_Swept@TS_Mind_Swept2 жыл бұрын
  • The first video game I ever played. Dominated at bowling, and was significantly disappointed when I tried real life bowling

    @zjuhn6147@zjuhn61472 жыл бұрын
  • This was super fun, but I also feel obligated to tell RT that you’re supposed to shake the controller when you jump in wakeboarding, you get way more points way more quickly

    @DavidCornell1@DavidCornell12 жыл бұрын
  • This is the most I've laughed over the course of a video, especially during the John Golf arc; I've heard of the channel before but I've never had the chance to watch. Glad something finally popped up in my recommended!! Easy subscription.

    @tobyhanke3274@tobyhanke32742 жыл бұрын
  • I think this is the stream where RT finally went insane. he's talking to himself as John Golf. we just need a mii.

    @aceofjacks7071@aceofjacks70712 жыл бұрын
  • 15:33 omg I sent that message in chat! I honestly didn't expect RT to see it, I was honestly freaking out a bit when he did lol

    @thornwall6303@thornwall63032 жыл бұрын
  • Island flyover was always my favourite game. Felt so good to just fly right over people's heads in my very own plane, give tours to friends in 2 plane mode, find all the secret points, and just be recognized by the Miis of the island as the best Mii. Good times.

    @AdamHolland-Adz@AdamHolland-Adz2 жыл бұрын
    • Put it on my CV how I conducted an efficient survey of the entire island to find the final I point after what mustve been a hundred hours looking for it as a kid. Got to 79 out of 80 again as an adult and thought I was gonna lose my mind but I got it XD

      @banishedpest115@banishedpest1152 жыл бұрын
  • This is like the 10th time I’m watching this and somehow John Golf always hits me harder every time. I also see how that may be a poor choice of words… “I’LL SHOW YOU A HARD HIT!” “Mr. Golf, NO!”

    @rominkivela9351@rominkivela93512 жыл бұрын
  • Kirbo has always loved your content, keep doing what your doing RT!

    @kirbo5222@kirbo52222 жыл бұрын
  • Feel better soon RT! We all love you, and are sending our well wishes. Take all the time you need to make a full recovery

    @thecatinthefedora1201@thecatinthefedora12012 жыл бұрын
  • I remember fighting matt in my youth and actually having to use 100% of my brain for once Wii sports has the Best memories

    @thebigtoad@thebigtoad2 жыл бұрын
  • 15:12 - John Golf can't get the ball in the hole, but has deadly precision when it comes to concussions

    @shrill745@shrill7452 жыл бұрын
  • 13:03 even when rt's playing a character it's still an abusive father

    @carmymarm@carmymarm2 жыл бұрын
    • That fine

      @matthewboire6843@matthewboire68436 ай бұрын
  • I'll show you a good round of golf!! Pass me another cold frosty son, we're going to Pizza Hut later. -John Golf probably

    @john_tgb4457@john_tgb44572 жыл бұрын
  • You don't need Valentine dates, you only need Wii Sports

    @neonbunnies9596@neonbunnies95962 жыл бұрын
  • I never knew you could fly to that island and now my inner child is full of rage cause I spent many hours of my life desperately trying to find those last bubbles

    @Optix149@Optix1492 жыл бұрын
  • "He's moving up to the green, what do you think, Jeremy?" "I think our jobs are completely meaningless, ALEX!" "Well said, Jeremy, now back to the game."

    @_soothsayer_@_soothsayer_2 жыл бұрын
  • Oh God I've missed the miis so much

    @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde29912 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly the real sport event in Golf is the "Audience ASMR knockout Speed-run" all the commentators seem to engage in.

    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643@carlosmiguelteixeiraott36432 жыл бұрын
  • Matt will forever live on in our hearts as the most deadly Mii when the new game comes

    @M4SKED2001@M4SKED20012 жыл бұрын
  • The birth of a new RT persona is always a magical thing. Welcome to the family, Mr. Golf! (please don’t hurt me)

    @patrickramseyart@patrickramseyart2 жыл бұрын
  • 0:13 They are still in the game. But anyway I still can't believe they're actually bringing back Wii Sports. And I see RT is playing swordplay the exact same way I used to play it.

    @CeHee123@CeHee1232 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah Nintendo really seems to be trying to burry them

      @_____________a_a@_____________a_a2 жыл бұрын
  • 14:34 tournament announcer reviews the play-by-play of a typical John Golf hole

    @SuperDeadZebra@SuperDeadZebra Жыл бұрын
  • I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard as I did while watching Dan narrating John Golf shooting at his caddy

    @garretbuschkamp6022@garretbuschkamp60222 жыл бұрын
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