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Troublesome teacher or insincere student... why not both? Here is a collection of Greg Davies' school stories on Would I Lie to You?
0:00 - Creme Egg Catapult
4:07 - Vegetables!
9:30 - Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room
13:52 - Bathtub Boy
18:06 - The Hootowl Death Sign
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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  • You just _know_ some of his old teachers and students were not surprised Greg went into comedy.

    @MovieNut14@MovieNut147 ай бұрын

    • Only some? Haha

      @Prakriti2041@Prakriti20416 ай бұрын

    • His "camp walking" competitions during exams were great.

      @hoilst265@hoilst2656 ай бұрын

    • I think it's surprising not more went with him as well (on his shows for example).

      @SennaAugustus@SennaAugustus6 ай бұрын

    • I think more comedians and panelists were more surprised about his life in academia than former students and educators would be surprised about his career in comedy.

      @johnbuhrmanfegan@johnbuhrmanfegan6 ай бұрын

    • @@Prakriti2041q

      @henrymeyer7447@henrymeyer74475 ай бұрын

  • I just love how all British comedians are friends with each other taking turns being on each others show

    @mrbushi1062@mrbushi10626 ай бұрын

    • Yes indeed. We see comedy as a shared privilege, not an individual competition. We celebrate each other. Very different to the dynamics of the American comedy scene.

      @dannyboyle603@dannyboyle6032 ай бұрын

    • @@dannyboyle603I mean, not necessarily. Comedians do tours with each other or perform at the same venue together all the time, there’s just not very many shows like this in the US. Most popular game shows are hosted by a comedian or actor but the contestants are average people. Celebrity jeopardy, celebrity wheel of fortune, or something like the masked singer would probably be the closest idea to something like this you could find.

      @bengoodwin465@bengoodwin4652 ай бұрын

    • It really makes the banter between them feel more genuine, even though its still definitely manufactured lol

      @Penquinn14@Penquinn142 ай бұрын

    • ​@bengoodwin465 the recent "whose Line is it, anyway?", with Drew Carey, was such a show

      @LindaC616@LindaC6162 ай бұрын

    • ​@@bengoodwin465 whose line is it anyway is probably the best, but the british just got so fucking many, and you can tell they all love shitting on and being shit on by other comedians, sure there are exceptions but the british are best with insults, not that they have the best, but that it's more part of their culture that if you can't take a joke you are a fucking bitch and nobody wants you around

      @hisokalperv1096@hisokalperv10962 ай бұрын

  • I say "uhVEGuhtabulls" far too often in polite society because of this man.

    @cvde95@cvde957 ай бұрын

  • I love the vegetables story itself, but the bit of this that makes me really howl is the strained way Greg declares, in this other teacher's voice, 'We must go, we are late for our next appointment!'

    @ellasharpe123@ellasharpe1237 ай бұрын

    • “Is everyone here?”

      @elizamccroskey1708@elizamccroskey1708Ай бұрын

  • "Just in case kids jump out and drown in the moat" - Guz Khan is a legend.

    @hoilst265@hoilst2657 ай бұрын

    • that was perfect

      @shethjrebbell@shethjrebbell6 ай бұрын

  • I think the reason why Guz Khan caught Greg's lie is because he was *also* a teacher.

    @catheriner999@catheriner9997 ай бұрын

  • "Do you feel, David, any sense of genuine competition in this game?" "Yes, I do." "Then I think you're going to like me very much."

    @dogchaser520@dogchaser5205 ай бұрын

    • he said that like he was Mr Gilbert

      @Niko257x@Niko257x8 күн бұрын

  • Greg Davies could make a sitcom with all of his school stories. It would be amazing

    @josemaria8177@josemaria81777 ай бұрын

    • Can't tell whether you're joking or have genuinely never heard of "Man Down".

      @decodolly1535@decodolly15357 ай бұрын

    • @@decodolly1535i think the probability of a person watching Greg Davis on wilty and not knowing of his show is pretty low

      @fez0062@fez00627 ай бұрын

    • @@fez0062 I mean, post-covid I think Taskmaster is as likely an introduction to giant Rik Mayall

      @the.Aruarian@the.Aruarian7 ай бұрын

    • ​@@the.Aruarian 'Giant Rik Mayall' 😆

      @GeorgiaGeorgette@GeorgiaGeorgette7 ай бұрын

    • Lots of Americans are watching british panel shows nowadays on youtube and don't see a lot of regular british tv comedies@@fez0062. So like, I am American but have been watching this show for a really long time and know about the show, as well as the In Betweeners, but havent seen any Man Down epoisodes, just a few clips around when Rik Mayall passed. A good amount of Gen X Americnas know Rik Mayall because MTV used to play the Young Ones sometime in the very early 90's, but how many of that group would know about Man Down I don't know. And other than Drop Dead Fred millenials and Zoomers by and large don't really know that much about Rik Mayall. TaskMaster, Would I Lie to you, and 8 out of ten cats does countdown are gaining a decent American following. (Actually Graham norton clips get a lot of traction as well) KZhead is helping a lot. But a lot of cultural references just get missed.

      @zombi3907@zombi39077 ай бұрын

  • Greg said on Taskmaster that he also has three fridges at home. Does he just install fridges everywhere he goes so he's never more than arm's distance from one?

    @shanghaiallie@shanghaiallie6 ай бұрын

    • I mean, you've seen the man

      @cheyannei5983@cheyannei59836 ай бұрын

    • ​@@cheyannei5983 That's a lot of arm distance though

      @ShaunOfTheDodd@ShaunOfTheDoddАй бұрын

  • I don’t know how often I watched his stories already. I don’t get tired of them. He is just such a great storyteller!

    @kischtrine@kischtrine7 ай бұрын

  • You know, I had no idea that the British called slingshots catapults so I thought a kid brought in a small trebuchet

    @Piterdeveirs333@Piterdeveirs3337 ай бұрын

    • Me too! Your comment is the reason I know now.

      @BbGun-lw5vi@BbGun-lw5vi6 ай бұрын

    • It’s cause trebuchet’s use counterweights whereas catapults don’t, but it is really weird that a different word isn’t used (in the UK) for the handheld catapult vs the gigantic ones used to invade towns 😂

      @midnightfandoms8960@midnightfandoms89606 ай бұрын

    • Likewise, up till now I didn't know Americans called catapults slingshots. For me, a slingshot is the thing David used to kill Goliath. Funny how language changes.

      @NunyaNuni@NunyaNuni6 ай бұрын

    • Why did you think they'd brought in a trebuchet if they said catapult?

      @Shcroft2@Shcroft26 ай бұрын

    • @@Shcroft2 because a miniature trebuchet is funnier

      @Piterdeveirs333@Piterdeveirs3336 ай бұрын

  • I've listened to the vegetable story about four times now and I realize I will never EVER get tired of listening to it!

    @kirnpu@kirnpu6 ай бұрын

  • People that knew Greg back in the day, whether an idiot themselves or not, have to be a bit afraid they are going to show up in one of his stories. But truth or lie he makes them so believable its scary. Hes a genius!

    @tm2bee@tm2bee7 ай бұрын

    • He's careful to protect those who are still teaching (per a story he told on Graham Norton)

      @LindaC616@LindaC6162 ай бұрын

  • "Is everybody here?", is the legit typical way for teachers to ask if every student is accounted for in Austria. Speaking from years of experience. XD

    @iQOUTY@iQOUTY10 күн бұрын

    • lol because they know the children fear getting beaten for lying more?

      @zachmoyer1849@zachmoyer184910 күн бұрын

    • @@zachmoyer1849 No, just beacuse they think we'd know if someone is missing. It's used more for older student groupes. It doesn't always work...

      @iQOUTY@iQOUTY10 күн бұрын

  • The were all Bafta nominated was just pure gold

    @arkham2498@arkham24985 ай бұрын

  • greg and bob always just show up to tell stories to their friends, and whoops - there are cameras too. i love listening to greg and bob stories! and even if the are false, i love their tortelling :)

    @giselakrenn2646@giselakrenn26466 ай бұрын

  • can't believe they couldn't tell that the vegetables story was true. was obvious he was recalling memories + type of thing Greg would do 😂

    @MightyMouse350@MightyMouse3507 ай бұрын

    • Plus the overwhelming amount of details.

      @wajihbec1087@wajihbec10877 ай бұрын

    • He gave so many good details for the catapult story too though, and they one was false!

      @Jesse__H@Jesse__H6 ай бұрын

    • Right? With a lie and a true story back-to-back, it gets pretty obvious when he's telling the truth

      @opiateutopia@opiateutopia5 ай бұрын

  • I'm assuming from context that a catapult is what Americans call a slingshot but I still like the idea of it being an actual catapult.

    @Pagliacci_Rex@Pagliacci_Rex7 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, a catapult can be a handheld device, or it can be a type of giant trebuchet used to invade medieval villages! 😄 🤣

      @SkepticalTeacher@SkepticalTeacher6 ай бұрын

    • @@SkepticalTeacher it makes sense, both use tension where a trebuchet uses a counterweight.

      @Pagliacci_Rex@Pagliacci_Rex6 ай бұрын

    • @Pagliacci_Rex exactly! I see you are a fellow medieval siege weapons geek!! Go to Laressingle in France, they have big replicas there that you can actually fire, the guy explains how to do it. You get to dress up as well, best holiday outing ever!!

      @SkepticalTeacher@SkepticalTeacher6 ай бұрын

    • oh my goodness that makes a lot more sense. I just assumed it was a miniature medieval catapult he had confiscated XD

      @kaitlyn2612@kaitlyn26125 ай бұрын

    • @@kaitlyn2612 if I was a teacher I wouldn't even be mad, just impressed.

      @Pagliacci_Rex@Pagliacci_Rex5 ай бұрын

  • I love Greg Davies' comedy, as a teacher and former nerd student myself. He may not have been a good teacher, but his funny silly stories and shenanigans would have definitely entertained the kids around him.

    @ceekay3143@ceekay31435 ай бұрын

  • Greg as a teacher would be an amazing sitcom. Like, House MD but a school setting.

    @SusanTheBee@SusanTheBee5 ай бұрын

  • If this guy didn’t decide to quit teaching, it would have a ginormous loss to comedy

    @ellekay4758@ellekay47587 ай бұрын

    • And, going off of some of his teaching stories, a giant loss to education

      @bunniey3290@bunniey32907 ай бұрын

    • A giant loss in the most literal sense

      @samtaylor9693@samtaylor96936 ай бұрын

  • 7:51 that laugh is the last thing you hear clearly before the final brick closes you in the wall

    @yarpyarpyarp3@yarpyarpyarp36 ай бұрын

    • gold, love it

      @voskmo@voskmo6 ай бұрын

  • I really don't know what it is about Greg, but he is intoxicating all around

    @shethjrebbell@shethjrebbell6 ай бұрын

    • Thank you, I’m glad someone has said it!

      @danieljames4467@danieljames4467Ай бұрын

  • I've heard these stories four or five times they NEVER get old

    @johnnyace1300@johnnyace13006 ай бұрын

  • "the hoot owl of death"... Oh my goodness.. I would have loved being at school with him.

    @clickbait007@clickbait0076 ай бұрын

  • bob mortimer is a classic but greg davies is a serious contender

    @raulgalets@raulgalets7 ай бұрын

  • 4:00 I think Claudia saw that spider again before Greg revealed the outcome of his story hahahaha

    @WxB2001@WxB20012 ай бұрын

  • 14:22 the funniest thing about that picture is that David and Connie aren't particularly short

    @amishamrock@amishamrock3 ай бұрын

  • Snorkel parka music practice room vs balaclava sports hall. Inventional indeed.

    @thatun@thatun6 ай бұрын

  • This is the clip that hooked my on WILTY. It changed how we all say WWEGETABULS!

    @mcolville@mcolville7 ай бұрын

    • Head of Languages?!

      @mcolville@mcolville7 ай бұрын

    • For me it was theft and Shrubbery, but this one has been ingrained in my brain as I randomly pronounce vegetables the way Greg did. WEGTABLUH

      @gimmetreefiddy891@gimmetreefiddy8916 ай бұрын

  • If Bob's not having it, iam claiming "Balaclava sportshall" for myself.. 😄😄😄

    @FrantikJ1@FrantikJ17 ай бұрын

  • We need a sketch show with greg and khan about a school

    @jamiemorris6088@jamiemorris60887 ай бұрын

    • Greg's already done serials where he plays a teacher. Look up Inbetweeners and Man Down. There's a joke about his acting "range".

      @videowatcher6246@videowatcher62466 ай бұрын

    • Romesh Ranganathan must join in too

      @funkyfranx@funkyfranx4 ай бұрын

  • The funniest man..i never ever get bored with his stories...the 8th wonder of the world 😅

    @leerobins749@leerobins7493 ай бұрын

  • At 18:18 "The Owl of Death (f)lies upon you."

    @sonan333@sonan3337 ай бұрын

  • I have actually seen tub futons. Like a large cushion with a hard flat base that laid over the tub. I have no idea what use a futon over a tub is, but I've seen it.

    @brianwilliams766@brianwilliams7663 ай бұрын

  • You know it's bad when Greg is the responsible teacher lmao

    @RETudor@RETudor5 ай бұрын

  • OMFG his impression does actually sound Austrian and not German 🤯

    @gingeridot@gingeridot6 ай бұрын

  • I love Greg ❣️ his stories are so good

    @karenthomas9375@karenthomas9375Ай бұрын

  • "if you are not here, please raise your hand"

    @rmhartman@rmhartman4 ай бұрын

  • "you are a fantastic actor mister..." "weeeeeeeell..." 😂

    @SyntheticFuture@SyntheticFuture5 күн бұрын

  • I love Greg Davies! ❤ I would marry that guy in an instant!

    @kristacox1244@kristacox12447 ай бұрын

    • I’d be a bigamist😂 adorable gigantic flirty magnificent phwaoar 😆hehe

      @mariavictor4324@mariavictor43247 ай бұрын

    • Don’t forget, he peed in Liz Kendall’s* bed, which I imagine went quite a way toward their eventual breakup. 😂 *Had a Freudian slip and first typed Liz Truss-I think I just fantasize about pissing in that c*nt’s bed.

      @jogermaine8600@jogermaine86004 ай бұрын

  • I’ve only seen edited versions of some of these! I swear there are some extra bits in here that I’ve never seen/heard before

    @eneedham789@eneedham7897 ай бұрын

  • I truly love this man ...❤😊

    @catwoman2582@catwoman25824 күн бұрын

  • The vegetable story is a personal fave

    @echognomecal6742@echognomecal67425 ай бұрын

  • Imagine being one of Gregg's pupils and getting to see him now.

    @DrBagPhD@DrBagPhD5 ай бұрын

  • Always remember to eat your VEGETABLES!

    @ConMan-ye4ou@ConMan-ye4ou7 ай бұрын

  • Legend

    @outdoorsy01@outdoorsy017 ай бұрын

  • Greg Davies = Welsh Comedian Extraordinaire!

    @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036@lena-mariaglouis-charles70367 ай бұрын

    • He's barely Welsh. He was born in Wales but grew up in Shropshire.

      @thatchoirgirl94@thatchoirgirl947 ай бұрын

    • @@thatchoirgirl94 "...barely" Welsh? Perhaps, we should just start to ignore someone's birthplace, then - whether the person in question cares or not...?

      @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036@lena-mariaglouis-charles70367 ай бұрын

    • ​@@lena-mariaglouis-charles7036Cliff Richard was born in India..

      @vermilion1752@vermilion17527 ай бұрын

    • I didn't know he was Welsh due to the lack of sheep jokes thrown his way.

      @theunkownbanana1823@theunkownbanana18237 ай бұрын

    • @@vermilion1752 Yes, I know. And? Deflecting much?

      @lena-mariaglouis-charles7036@lena-mariaglouis-charles70367 ай бұрын

  • I'm way too attracted to Greg Davies.

    @laurazepam8382@laurazepam83826 ай бұрын

  • At 16:34 By ducking down when going through the door, I'd imagine.

    @sonan333@sonan3337 ай бұрын

  • i srsly thought the last 2 stories were lie, this man has a great storytelling ability i wish i had him as my teacher lol

    @Anasyub@Anasyub4 ай бұрын

  • Snorkel Parka is GREAT!

    @SynthMusicX@SynthMusicX3 ай бұрын

  • these fellahs are naturally funny ,

    @grahamthegardener1@grahamthegardener17 ай бұрын

  • My old school the windows opened enough to lean out, i got told off for looking out

    @joperhop@joperhop6 ай бұрын

  • When I was a kid, I once volunteered to go find the one student who’d not yet returned to the coach from a restroom at a motorway service station. A teacher asked me as I was stepping off the coach, “Do you know (student’s name)?” I said, “No.” None of us were in uniform that day. 😂

    @lindaj5492@lindaj549224 күн бұрын

  • Greg Davies you are the best

    @shawnfuzy3191@shawnfuzy3191Ай бұрын

  • I love Greg xxx

    @janemacintyre9801@janemacintyre980125 күн бұрын

  • Greg Davies ( 6'8" ), Richard Osman ( 6'7" ) and David Mitchell ( 5'10" ) on the same team....why not Jon Richardson ( 5'8" ) too? Richardson could even bring Lucy ( 5'1" ) along..... 14:24....Davies with his Rik Mayall eye roll....

    @patrickturner2417@patrickturner24175 ай бұрын

  • This Austrian teacher accent morphed slowly into Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂😂😂

    @theAgathe@theAgathe23 күн бұрын

  • I. Love. Greg. Davies.

    @nannerz1994@nannerz19946 ай бұрын

  • How come nobody questioned that he took the cushions off THE SOFA and put them in the bath? 😂

    @skaterjay86@skaterjay8615 күн бұрын

  • Need Rob on Taskmaster asap!!!

    @ghost.orchid18@ghost.orchid1810 күн бұрын

  • i love how the Title is a subtle nod to P.G. Wodehouse's School Stories cuz those were also unbelievable stories from private boys' school.

    @nefwaenre@nefwaenre6 ай бұрын

  • I guessed right on every one lol

    @Niki-mp8qe@Niki-mp8qeАй бұрын

  • Greg Davies used to teach at my school (didn't teach me sadly) and the drama studio was actually on the ground floor and economics was on the second floor opposite so I genuinely thought the first story was true...

    @GraxGrowler@GraxGrowler20 күн бұрын

  • My school had a courtyard. It was not a posh school, at all.

    @bazzascott8935@bazzascott89352 ай бұрын

  • The original show was on a long time

    @therealunicornselene@therealunicornselene6 ай бұрын

  • It looks like Duolingo owl 😂

    @MaggieSmith-pi1dc@MaggieSmith-pi1dc2 ай бұрын

  • He was such a ridiculous teacher that I'd believe any story to be true honestly

    @stargazer6852@stargazer68523 ай бұрын

  • The Bath story: why not sleep on the couch instead of taking off the cushions to use in the bath?

    @lindaj5492@lindaj549224 күн бұрын

  • I went to one of the scummiest chavviest schools in huddersfield, and we had a courtyard.

    @rooty@rooty4 ай бұрын

  • EEUUUUUUVEEEEGETABLES!

    @Arcona@Arcona7 ай бұрын

  • “It was 25 foot and Gavin did catch it in his mouth” that’s a lie. He would never measure in feet.

    @jeepdude7359@jeepdude7359Ай бұрын

  • No-one ever makes an Easter cream egg last until the peak of summer, mini fridge or otherwise.

    @McBurns72@McBurns725 ай бұрын

  • It always irritates me when Lee scoffs at the guy being the head of languages. 5:32. You do know Austrian people are normally fluent in about 4 languages by default, then add on any they might choose to learn. I think an Austrian would be the ideal choice for the head of languages regardless of his vegatable pronunciation.

    @travelwell6049@travelwell60497 ай бұрын

    • You were not gemüsed?

      @Vaultboy-ke2jj@Vaultboy-ke2jj7 ай бұрын

    • I think you are confusing austrians with the swiss

      @catherine6427@catherine64276 ай бұрын

    • Unwanted overanalysis of a joke, how German of you.

      @MooseCastle@MooseCastle6 ай бұрын

    • It annoys me too, he'd forgotten that other languages exist. He wasn't the English teacher. Not that I'd like the joke better that way anyway.

      @nj.7325@nj.732514 күн бұрын

  • Germans are so earnest, he really captures this cultural trait with his storytelling! "Wir must go, wir are late for our next appointment!". I work with a German lady who is lovely, but she is totally like that! 😄

    @SkepticalTeacher@SkepticalTeacher6 ай бұрын

    • The man is Austrian

      @SB-zg3hu@SB-zg3hu6 ай бұрын

    • It's not a German cultural trait to be "on time", it's a stereotype. I've lived in Germany and the majority of people are late, just like anywhere else in the world

      @Cheltastique@Cheltastique6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Cheltastiqueas I understand it, German trains are notoriously unpunctual. Is that right?

      @davimurph@davimurph4 ай бұрын

  • How can the Welsh lady think the vegetable story is not real ????

    @CJ-ft9yo@CJ-ft9yo7 ай бұрын

    • Probably the same reason as the previous story: guessing that there were truths wrapped around a lie.

      @SennaAugustus@SennaAugustus6 ай бұрын

  • Vegetables

    @Phoenix1664@Phoenix166419 күн бұрын

  • Shame Greg didn’t call it ‘The Hoot Owl Of Trauma’ ‘cos the acronym (which all the comedians missed) would have been H.O.O.T.

    @susannefitzpatrick9955@susannefitzpatrick99556 ай бұрын

  • What the fuck he on about I’m 36 and our windows opened right out at school.

    @RoswellCrash@RoswellCrash5 ай бұрын

  • I spent quite a while puzzling over "parker" until I grokked he was talking about a "parka".

    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff@AnnaAnna-uc2ff3 ай бұрын

  • "Anyone who isn't here, raise your hand."

    @jb888888888@jb8888888885 ай бұрын

  • ok but is Greg single?

    @nicolawiekamp5559@nicolawiekamp55596 ай бұрын

  • thigs aren't melting in the height of british summer anyway.

    @Thisandthat8908@Thisandthat89083 ай бұрын

    • What are "thigs"?

      @AnnaAnna-uc2ff@AnnaAnna-uc2ff3 ай бұрын

  • So the Austrian was Henning, right? He said it was a colleague of theirs.

    @mikeyandsky2042@mikeyandsky20426 ай бұрын

    • He meant a school teacher colleague at the time, not a present colleague.

      @ACE53621@ACE53621Ай бұрын

  • 1:31, she's used to doing that 😂

    @owenfitzgerald3219@owenfitzgerald32197 ай бұрын

  • Idve never been a drama student bcuz at least where im from the terms synonymous with obnoxious, but if he was the teacher i mightve considered it

    @leaffinite3828@leaffinite38287 ай бұрын

  • This guy is so stuck up his own passage, he even sits on a throne in his own "show".

    @timetravellingtoad@timetravellingtoad6 ай бұрын

    • And you're so thick you don't understand that the throne is a joke as part of the slight character he is playing on ' Taskmaster '. The whole point is HE is the unreasonable, arrogant taskmaster, that's not who he is all the time.

      @TheLunnyBear@TheLunnyBear6 ай бұрын

    • The Taskmaster is a character. So is his assistant, Little Alex Horne.

      @Laura-td7fj@Laura-td7fj6 ай бұрын

    • Don't be fooled, Alex runs the whole thing, he just uses Greg as the fall guy

      @misteryA555@misteryA5556 ай бұрын
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