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Episodes Mentioned
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"Still Shining" by Badsummer
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Jason Murphy - host / research -- / captainmurphy
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Kristen K. (Rev) - first draft of english captions
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The Modern Rogue this is going to be interesting
I'd like to see an episode on the art of pick pocketing, or on LaVeyan satanism. Y'know, either/or... :>
The Modern Rogue hi
Glue THEN cut. Makes it way easier.
The Modern Rogue I
lmao he wore the glove on the hand he was cutting with instead of the hand holding the book
That’s the hand I was more scared for.
I was thinking the exact same thing hahahahahaha. I was seriously cringing worrying about that blade slipping. Maybe Brian should hide his medical aid contract in that book safe...
Bhahaha lmao dork. 😂
Maybe he's just wanting to Protect his favorite hand? ; ) Lol!
These guys are high as a kite. Surprised he held the proper end of the knife.
The reason why I love this show it's because it is the show where the hosts have the most fun, and it all just seems so natural, since there isn't a big corp behind it. I hope it goes on for years
Agreed, it feels like other than ad reads and maybe the intros it’s all unscripted. They have an idea, film a quick intro explaining what they’re gonna do, and then they just do it with a camera rolling
@@logandh2 idk if this is true but i have heard thay their intros are "cold opens" so they just improvise it on the spot.
Best!
The only corp its backed by is brians
I was surprised Jason said cut and then glue. Everyone I’ve seen do it does glue and then cut. You close the book, glue the amount of pages you want, you can choose how many pages by just closing that many. After the glue dries then you cut through the book. This way the pages are steady and don’t wobble everywhere. This way the cuts are clean. Also every time you make a cut a lot of pages get cut through. After you’re done just glue the pages on the inside of the book. Takes a lot less work haha. It’s also a lot more neat.
Yeah, I was wrong. :/
Jason Murphy it’s all good haha.
I kinda wanna see another episode where they do it the right way
bbullock Jason Murphy is the real man here.
KhOrganization but what if you mess up a page? You can’t rip it out
"Always wear proper safety gear when handling literature" lol
8:57 you'd think he'd wear the glove on the hand not holding the cutting implement. That's where you're wrong.
Well Brushwood is good at hurting his hands. You'd think a guy who makes his living by having clean, unhurt, dexterous hands would take better care of them.
Usually i use adderall
You can tell Brian is a magician when he just casually whips out the bang ring to separate coins
Busted.
The Modern Rogue when I saw the thumbnail and the photo on Twitter I thought maybe you guys were doing a series on system admin or CSS or something. Are you actually doing an HTML series?
"Spinning, that's a good trick" -shwood The prequel trilogy will never die because of this classic, golden dialogue. Also, I'd have glued the pages first, then drilled out the corners of the compartment to make hollowing it out easier.
so glad you caught that.
Brian subscribes to /r/prequelmemes confirmed?
Advil. :) You can store your advil. :) *SMILES INTENSELY*
My favorite moment.
4:39
Was thinking it was a dick joke but I’m not sure, was I right?
Im not sure either. I don't think it is.
ZippyZipra its a common storage for weed.
"This is not legal advice, we are not your lawyers Thankfully" eehhh I would trust Brian and Jason to get me off of a murder charge more than most lawyers, in the very least they would try to break me out if I got declared guilty.
Ryu Planeswalker and they know parkour and flashbangs so they have an actual chance
Same, but only if I was was actually guilty
I like how he finally decides to try to be safe, but uses the glove on the wrong hand.
My college roommate has one of the soda can compartments, except his is an Arizona can! He used it to hide certain things that weren't allowed on campus, our one concern was smell permeating out of the can in case we ever took it out. One day there was a random health and safety check and we didn't realize that the can was out so our RA went into the room and walked right by the can, it totally got rid of the smell and she thought nothing of it. We had a very painful laugh after she left.
Next episode's going to be #100: I take it the Modern Rogue crew has something amazing planned? Are we finally getting the bank robbery episode/series finale?
TehAdrenalinePickle I hope they aren’t planning a series finale
season two break out of prison
Dura Smiley S2E2: Making fake Mexican passports
S2E3: Carding S2E4: Stealing weapons from Quantico Military Base S3E5: Stealing jetliners
S2:bank heist S3: prison break S4: escape country All with skills they showed in season 1
at this point it is very hard for me to look at brian using a knife
8:47 Wearing one glove for safety, and using the ungloved hand at the pointy end. smh.
Radix that was the first thing I noticed. This whole section game me anxiety.
That HTML book goes for $300 resale with the signed CD to collectors
I live for these shitty arts and crafts thank you very much
drunken Mythbusters
Sweat em down
Try "high as a kite Mythbusters"
I'd watch that
Normal mythbusters is also just drunken mythbusters tho
Today, we're going to burn one and bust some myths. he he, he he he he.......Oh sorry.........earrrrrrr! Cough-Cough........
I should do this with the college text books I spent $300 on that they wouldn't buy back after
That's always the worst.
Now that sucks... at least the hidding your booze(or whatever it is you want to hide) will make you look like a very dedicated person now...
Thats what I would do. Whos gonna snoop through a sociology textbook?
Ebay, sell text book, buy a bunch of other dull books for cheap, make 10, sell them, back on top.
I come for the espionage, stay for the shitty arts and crafts :P Love you guys!
So prison weapons pepper spray guns body armour and now crack storage Then again your crack can be storage
"Prison wallet"
Aha. And women have an extra carry-on.
@@Princess_Mitty yes. We have a purse
Brian, why are you wearing the glove on the hand you are cutting with, not the hand you could cut lol
HA! We were laughing about that yesterday.
In my defense, I was much more worried about that skinny boxcutter snapping in half and slicing my cutting hand.
Did you ever find that blade that popped out? I ask because coke, I mean mystery white powder, isn't going to cut itself. :)
Another clever one. Go buy an outlet from Home Depot or Walmart, cut a hole in the drywall and install it without wiring it
Yes! One of my favorites.
Jason Murphy my only problem with it is the space limit. It's only really good for cash or medals or herbs?
Hope Depot. Because you go in hoping you don’t screw up the DIY
Grant Thompson already did this one on his channel "The king of random" so you can check and see how its done by a professional first... =p
Garret Hoffman who's Grant, I only know Nate
I need a Brushwood soundboard with WOW and THAT'S AMAZING!
Yes please
I've found that gluing the pages you want hollowed out first, and then using an angle grinder or a disc cutter works best for cutting the lines, and then using a dremel to get the corners.
Good call!
Double the reply, double the likes!
Another idea is to get a hand-cranked side-cutting can opener, which cuts the rim in half, so that you can use the top of the can as a lid, that snaps back into the can. Great way to make can safes for friends as gifts. Canned tuna, veg, chili, any cans like that will work. I've made lots of them. You can use adhesive felt to make the insides nicer.
every time i watch one of these episodes i start off like "what the fuck are these idiots doing" and then end up like "fuck, i didnt think of doing that" touche Brian and Jason, Touche
I approve.
So when is the audiobook of Brian reading how to program HTML coming out?
I want to listen to that audio book now... though it'd probably just say, "don't bother with this, and head on over to squarespace.com/rouge" =p
GarThor Son of Odin (I know it’s been a year, but I think you meant “Rogue”)
“Sweat em down boss!” Truely words to live by.
I love how Brian is always so paranoid about getting hurt but then proceeds to wear the glove on the hand he's holding the knife with doesn't seem like a coincidence he's the one getting messed up all the time but keep it up its half the show at this point love your videos guys
Adam savage and the modern rouge should collaborate
"the modern savage"
So somebody who knows what they're doing and two who don't trying to build something. Might be fun.
It would be them amazed at whatever Adam is doing, and Adam trying to keep them from hurting themselves with the tools... Which is awesome.
I mean it isn't that far fetched, it would be super cool seeing MR being completely mindblown by someone knowing all the tools and diy things
MR non shitty arts and crafts edition
Maybe next time do it with a dremel, the basic models come with a set of cutting wheels and sanding drums that would make that job go so much faster and neater.
My favorite version I've ever seen of this is the hinge blind. You unscrew a hinge from a door frame, carve out a compartment behind it then screw it back down. Depending on the screw pattern, you may have to cut off some screw heads and glue them to the hinge, but this shouldn't hinder the door's use.
My family owns a small cabin in a town that was once a booming mining town circa 1900. The town is built up around the base of a mountain, so the back of the cabin is against a rock wall. There's a false wall hiding an entire "bunker" we call it. It's about 6 feet high, 5 feet wide and maybe 10 feet deep. It was once used to hide liquor during prohibition.
You shouldn’t publish this. Now we all know where to look for booze during the zombie apocalypse.
*Always wear proper safety gear when handling literature* Best disclaimer ever. Haven't gotten a paper cut in weeks!
*"Professional Idiots Cut Holes in Books"* Absolutely hilarious. Never fire your editors for anything.
I actually made a book like this in an art class when I was in high school. Feels like a lifetime ago, and I think I still have the book lying around somewhere.
I did this several years ago, worked so well, when I came home my parents gave my books away to goodwill... along with that book...
Whooooooops
Not trying to pander to Mr. Brushwood but I bought one of these books that literally says "Magic Tricks" down the spine. I keep it between my Bob Cassidy and 13 Steps to Mentalism books so that not even my magician friends will go near it. LOL. Of course now that I just put this on the internet I guess I will have to throw that book out. Oh well.
So I have the soda can version, mine is a sprite can. I bought a 6 pack of sprite (it was hard finding the old logo) and the can loosely sits in place where I removed one of the real sprites. Stays in the trunk of my car.
For your "ADVIL." "RIGHT?"
What's in it
Pip IV yes exactly
I put a little bit of heavy-ish cold resistant whatever fabric for it to feel like a Dr Pepper can, the cold resistant fabric was so I could put it in the fridge. I put in in one of those packs (12 pack) of Dr Pepper and almost all of them are normal Dr Pepper cans except my secret one. Don't tell anyone but important passwords are on a little paper and micro SD as well. I am very paranoid, and about $2340 are stored in a Dr Pepper can...
UNKNOWN so uh, whats your address? i wanna learn, and uh, what kind of car do you keep the cans in?
Takes a book to hide a CD that was so well hidden they didn't realise it was there lol Love this show.
I've done exactly this in the past, without the gluing part (didn't think of that) but what got me the most about this video was that it told me there were new books in Modesitt's Recluce series. Thanks, guys!!!!
Glue first then Dremel. Saves so much time.
Ah. Good idea.
i was thinking router, dremels tend to get hot and might burn the pages
Its even easier than that... glue first, drill, then hacksaw...
The Modern Rogue learns how to do fatalities on their defeated foes...
YESSSSSS
The part with the Magical Mystery Tour MIDI honestly just made my day. Thanks, guys!
Love Brian's logics right there. Puts on a glove, then uses the knife with the gloved hand, supporting with the other.
I love you guys. Thanks, that's all.
We love you right back.
Yay!
you can also make a version where you use like 5 books cut out only the spines and clue them to a board. they you can make like a shelf thats hidden
When I did it I made a template and with a razor you cut deep into the paper multiple times and then multiple pages would come out at a time, and when I got to a comfortable section I hot glued the chapters side by side together and all the sides on the inside. Held up great and didn't have to wait for glue to sit as long.
I remember back in highschool I had a study hall at the end of the day. The problem is, I'd finish everything in class and have nothing to do then. So I took an old book, flipped to the middle of the book, hollowed out enough to put my phone in, and then when the teacher would come buy, I'd flip a few pages over so they'd see only real pages. Worked great!
"what are you doing?" "just a... bad job" ME
I like how Brian goes and gets a glove so as not to cut himself...then he proceeds to put the single glove on the hand thats holding the knife XD
accurate. I was convinced that boxcutter was going to snap in half right in my hand.
Have been watching you two nonstop since I found your channel. You guys are my go to now tbh. Keep it up! Super underrated channel.
The best hiding spot ive seen was in the TV series Burn Notice. The cut a slot out inside the door frame where the door would cover when closes. Big enough for a laptop probably.
I think some outtakes got slipped into your video
Heh. This one feels pretty loose, right? I like it.
The best kind.
I love it so much
"professional idiots cut holes in books" small stuff like this makes me laugh, never change
They are so adorably clumsy and quick-witted
I'll take both as a compliment.
This episode just had me rolling from start to finish. Loved it!
You need to make modern rogue book
Jared Panko but it's actually a book safe
New episode! Never clicked anything so fast
I have made a few Book safes and what I do is glue the outside first (glad wrap the top and bottom + extra pages) then use a drill to drill the corners out. I also cut out an extra good page and stick it to the bottom and 2 of space top pages and cut little into them and fold them down over the raw edges.
Guys, your vids are excellent for one fantastic reason that no other show does, you are 100% real -- i see when things are too hard, dangerous, and what issues I will run into when doing the diy projects. Ty for being genuine
Thanks!
Would it not be more effective to glue the pages first and then cut the shape, that way you don't ruin/tear the individual pages? I'm not saying it would, just wondering.
Brandon Pearce yes someone else addressed it and he responded with he did it wrong
How do you glue the inside if it's not cut? I guess you could glue the outside first, but I don't think it would hold during the cutting phase.
Le Psycho you glue the outside so it’s easier to cut the inside and one the inside is cut you glue the inside
Hide Sex toys in a copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey"
holy shit. that should actually be an item for sale.
In Les Misérables, Jean Valjean used a small coin to conceal things used to escape captivity
This has to be my favourite show on youtube. This is pretty much the only thing I'm excited for on this wreck of a website
5:45 Or for LSD :)
r/Wooosh
Lsd? I don't what that is, theres a huge dragon over your head
I think you should make hotdogs next
When making the book hiding place I found it’s best to keep so many pages at front loose, then put wax paper between the loose pages the bottom pages you want to glue, make sure the wax paper is big enough. Close the book get 2 pieces of wood same size as book one for top, one for bottom, then clip each corner of the book tightly and take Elmer’s glue and paint on Thin coats of the glue. Make sure each layer drys before adding more and also add more clips in between other clips only on the sids that book opens, it takes a few days in my opinion to glue it right. Then when glued and dried take everything off except the wax paper, go to the glued pages and with a ruler mark on all pages and depending on how big the book is you need at least 1/2 inch all the way around or almost to an inch. Take New Very Sharp razor blade you prefer and can handle with metal ruler or something like it to cut along on each side(they are glued on all sides so don’t move like yours did. Get so far down and if you have a Dremel with a bunch of different attachments use what you think will work for you, the corners are the hardest for me, I have these round ball think diamond? infused tips that I find works the best to help with the corners. And make sure you don’t cut to close to Any side really but be mindful of the spine side. I try to go with as big as book as I can.
i always wanted to make a whole shelf of these where essentially they're all one big ass combined compartment and you could put a rifle in them... food for thought.
HA! I love that idea.
Hiding a Stanley knife in a book - so sketchy
Great, now if I ever get robbed I'm gonna lose my deodorant if they ever saw this video -__-
One of my duty’s at work is acess control and you would be amazed the number of times Iv been able to find contraband because I knew what stuff like these were lol
I've been watching Mr. Robot, great show btw I highly recommend it, and it's crazy how much Brian reminds me of, not only Christian Slater, but his character too.
Not that it matters, but I'm thankful you pronounced Mod Podge correctly, sir. It's the little things in life, is it not?
saralizzy1981 Oh, I still slip up and say it wrong.
There’s a wrong way to say that?
Who gives a shit how 'good' your 'arts and crafts' are. It's called 'proof of concept' and that is all us Modern Rouge followers need in order to experiment with our own crafts and gadgets.
COOPSTOP Excellent. Thank you.
If anything I prefer that it's more tacky because chances are not everyone owns a power tool too cut up HTML books :D
I one time made one of these when I was bored. I did it really small with a pair of scissors, and then used it to store those scissors. That’s it. 😆
Cool! I love that netscape browser you got there at 10:05!
why is Brian wearing the glove on the same hand he holds the knife in? isnt it smarter to wear the glove on the other hand?
I was using the way-flimsy boxcutter, and I was much more worried about it snapping mid-use.
ahh, i see
Random question: Which is better armadillo vs sloth
Sloth
Hint: one is the state animal of Texas.
armadillos can get leprosy.
Jos Meid This is why you shouldn't chase a dillo
The Modern Rogue wow, a sloth is the state animal for texas? Thanks Brian!
I just immediately notice the lo-fi hip hop type of songs in the background, one of my favorite genres to listen to.
Nice. You can thank our editor Brandt and his exquisite tastes for that one :-)
I've "carved" 2 book safes by myself. It took a while, but worth it. I didn't leave any pages intact, though. I figured that if someone pics up the book, those intact pages at the beginning won't prevent anyone frome figuring out it's a safe! Also, I glued 2 magnets, one on the cover and one on the pages, to keep the book closed. Oh, and I found that gluing the outside before cutting the pages helps a lot in the cutting process. The other safe ideas are great!!!
Brian should go back to the old spikey hair cut he had in scam school!😂
Tino Serrano no
should have glued then cut
@Brandt, Netscape at 10:05 was just priceless :-)
Ayyyyyy new video! Been binge watching old videos all day.
Hey guys I actually made the emulator that yous showed on here
How'd it work out for you?
HOLY CRAP, that's fantastic!! The Retropie??
I love you
I know that you guys were concerned about being on a watchlist from making these videos, but I'm convinced that I could get on a watchlist just by watching your videos
I love how Brian wears the glove only on the hand *with* the knife, not the one holding things an inch away from the blade!
freaking Html
Fake language
How To Make Love 3.2 ... Look! Yahoo's Front Page!
YungNut How the fuck is html a fake language?
Why do we use HTML when people have used HTML to make programs to help people make programs and websites...
Man I wish I found everyday shit as hilarious as these guys. Takes a lot to make me laugh.
I love that he has the glove on the hand holding the blade, not the hand he is about to slice open.
Another great video, as always. Thanks so much for putting out this awesome content guys!
Thanks, man!
The soda cans hide is very easy to make. Supplies needed: can of soda, can opener, grout or epoxy or even caulking, a pill bottle (I used an old prescription bottle, super or hotglue. Step 1: turn can opener horizontal so you can cut the top of the soda can off just underneath the where the silver rim meets the colored portion of the can. Step 2: take the lid off of the pill bottle and glue it to the underside of the silver part of the can that you removed with the can opener. Step 3: mix your water and grout powder according to directions on package and fill the soda can 1/2 - 1/3 the way full. Step 4: screw the pill bottle onto the lid that is now glued to the silver part of the soda can and push the whole bottle into the grout mixture inside of the soda can until the silver part of the soda can lines back up with the painted part of the can. Step 5: let the whole thing dry for about 12 - 24 hours and you got yourself a soda can stash box. If the grout mixture comes out of the top of the can when you push the pill bottle and lid into it then pull the pill bottle out and remove some of the grout. Then push the bottle back into the soda can. Do this step before it dries. Once it's dry you will not be able to make any adjustments so make sure everything is lined up right while it is still wet.
I was super caught off guard by “tHe mOdErN rOgUe jOiNs A bOoK cLuB” that I actually laughed out loud 😂 😂 😂
The timing on the music cueing with the book opening and closing towards the end killed me, lol.
That first one is a really good book, I love that series.
Please do more of these!!
Really appreciated the Phantom Menace reference, "Spinning that's a good trick!".
I love brians goblin laugh
I always see these types of videos and think “nah I’m not gonna like this” and watch it and end up loving it.