HOW TO OUTSMART YOUR TEACHER 🤣

Tried this with my brother. "How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?" "Sliced?" Wtf is wrong with my brother.

“503 bricks on a pl-“ “Shut the hell up and do the worksheet”

Theres a river filled with alligators except the alligator aren’t there huh

did this with my mum. “how do you fit an elephant in a fridge” she led me to the kitchen, where she pulled out the food processor.

Me: *Tell this to teacher* teacher: “detention”

I've heard this so many times I can repeat it, word for word.

I feel bad for the kid that’s actually going to try this with their teacher.

- “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” - “not Sally”

The direct definition of someone trying to be funny when they're not

"Sally made it safely" "But Sally dies anyway" Bro wtf

I can’t even express how much I hate this “joke” it is so over used

“How do you fit an elephant in the fridge?” me: big fridge

Me trying to do this with my teacher: so 50- Teacher: *S H U T*

Me tried this to my mom. "How to put a giraffe in a fridge?" Mom: Giraffe meat?

I ever did this in school. "Teacher felt dumb" "IN FRONT OF THE HOLE CLASS"

I feel bad for the teachers hearing a snotty nose kid tell them this “joke”

Tried with my mom. "How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?" "Marinated?"

"Sally has to cross a river with alligators in it" "The alligators are at the padty" What-

bro wasn't asking his teacher questions, he was telling an entire story💀

I legit heard this joke 13 years ago and it's crazy to hear it is still around

Yo I remember telling this joke to my friends like 5 years ago.

*"Sally has to get across a large river with loads of Alligators"* Why say a river with loads of alligators if they're just at the party then?

sally is actually the pilot who owns the fridge

bruh this is just nuts man lol

" Sally has to cross a river with alligators in it" " The alligators are at the party " I got stage 5 brain cancer from this

"How do you put an elephant in the fridge" "Chop it up"

These are exactly the jokes every kid would tell when I was little 😂 Never heard them in English before!

i was telling this to my friend in school on a break and a teacher walking by finished the joke and asked me if i was subscribed to you. What a legend

"No, she got hit by the flying brick." "Oh." "Anyways can you solve this problem for the class"

I asked my friend this riddle “How do you fit an elephant in the fridge?” She said “Now should I have to bring the light torch 🔦 from doremon?”

Im going to use this for my literature teacher, hopefully he will be shocked

"A river full of alligators" 20 second's later"there's no alligators" 👁👄👁

Me: *recites this to teacher* Teacher: you can’t fit a fricken elephant in a fridge, you idiot.

"Sally made it safely" "But sally dies anyway" This bro-

Tbh if 503 bricks were on the plane the whole plane would go down😂

This was the joke to tell in middle school

yoo i tried it with my mom and she said “write ‘an elephant’ on a piece of paper and put it in the fridge” 😭😭

POV: when u actually try on your classmates and they're " like I've seen that TikTok" 💀

Answered everything correctly lol. Outsmarted the outsmarting! 😂

This is extremely old, I heard this for the first timenat least 15 years ago

My friend told me this joke at a summer camp when I was a kid and I thought it was the most clever thing ever. I then went home and told my parents, they thought i was very smart.👍

"River with loads of alligators" 3 seconds later* "NO, all the gators are at the party" WHERE'S THE COMMON SENSE AT

This never gets old 😂😂

GSW Security: This is Klay Thompson.

He's slightly changed the chain of jokes and I've told all of these jokes before and everybody was surprised I've used them so many times man

If the fridge is comically large enough to fit an elephant, whose to say it can't be comically large enough to fit a giraffe as well? 🧐

THE PART WHERE THE BRICK COMES BACK THOUGH

"How do you fit an elephant in a fridge" Mr. wolf, from curious George: "first, convert to 20 pounds of minerals..."

"how do you put an elephant into a fridge" You don't.

When I was in class 2nd, I used ask these questions to my friends and now I am in 9 th class

I love this... The power of confusion.

I have heard this joke when I was a kid. And that was 14 years ago. Damn, its been 14 years. I am old.

20 years ago these were the questions me and my friends/ Cousins used to play with! It's like Nostalgia hitting me back!!!

"How do you fit an elephant in a fridge?" "Open the door put the elephant in and close it" He said how do you fit it and not how do you put it

My brain just stopped working

Sally really got bricked up 💀

This is the first question my teacher asked me in logic class.

“Hey dad, what’s the definition of contrived” Dad: this

So wait, the river has loads of gators, but they are also at the party??? Schrodinger's cat would be proud

Bro it's like asking "How do you throw an egg on the floor without breaking it?" "Throwing it upside down?" "No. Throw it how the hell you want you can't break the floor with an egg."

This legit gives me nostalgia from riddling with the bois in 4th grade

"How do you fit a elephant in a fridge" Get a fridge big enough to fit the elephant and the giraffe

Teacher in parallel universe- excellent

Alternate title: how to convince your teacher you just had a stroke

"River *with loads of* alligators " "All the alligators *are at* the party" 1,1k likes- Oh my god- 1,5 k likes-

“How do you put an elephant in a fridge” Me: chop em up real good

we outsmarted our teacher with this😂😂

12 yrs ago we used to ask this funny question to every teachers, cousins, strangers we meet, just me and my friends having fun

I saw a version where the teacher just screams in confusion at the end

I tried this with my friends and i can confirm that i failed miserably.

Me:asks question to teacher Teacher:sends me to principals office.

This shit has been around from like the 1960s everyone and their grandma knows this

I've heard this so many times, so i know the answers

"How do u fit an elephant in a fridge" Me: burn it, take it's ashes in an urn, pray to God for forgiveness coz the challenge has been put apon u and put the urn with the ashes in the fridge

I’ve heard this before, I tried it on my uncle but when I asked him how to fit an elephant in the fridge, he said “drop it off at the butcher, then go to Lowe’s and get the biggest fridge they got” 😂😂😂😂

Teacher: the test isn't that hard. The test: Teacher: and show how you got your answer.

This is my favorite riddle to tell people. Their reactions are always hilarious

“Sally has to get across a River with LOADS OF ALLIGATORS” “The alligators aren’t there” *huh* Edit: ok y’all don’t seem to understand what I’m trying to get at: He said that the River had loads of alligators in it. But then he says they’re all at the party. How can they’re be LOADS OF ALLIGATORS IN the river, if they’re all at the party? Of course it’s just a joke, but some of you don’t seem to understand that.

"How to annoy your teacher"

"Hey there's is 503 bricks in a..." "😐"

I used to use this always when I was still little. Man the nostalgia

Bruhhh that joke is sooo old, i was a little kid when I first heard this joke thanks for reminding me of good old times ;)

This takes me back. 20 years.

For the people confused, basically after another question you have to use the context and action of what you did in the previous question and then that's your answer

When I told this to my teacher he said what kind of plane and he asked so much questions that’s the whole class went insane lol 😆.

omg i remember my friends would say this all the time when i was in like 2nd grade

arguments in the shower be like

My granddaughter got me with this! She memorized it and I totally fell for it 😂😅

My friend remembered this WHOLE joke for april 1st

The part where he said “No the giraffe cause he’s in the fridge” had me dying of laughter

guarantee this dude just recited a teacher's test

All those events are connected 😂

I tried this with Monty he about beat me at the end, but I lived

Heard this so many times but it’s so good everytime 😂

Lmao the math questions be like this in school

This joke never gets old

“Never let them know your next move”

Actually. You don't take the elephant out. You shove it to the side and then put the giraffe in. And then why did nobody show up to the lion's party? They were in the fridge. Edit: wasn't expecting many people to like this, especially not two hundred somethin

"sir this is a Wendy's"

This was pure gold