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Honest Game Trailers | Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Max Song
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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I'm surprised you didn't mention how Zack is the most likable thug-for-hire working for an geocidal energy company.
It’s like what Charlie cox says. Thugs are in it for the money while henchmen are in it for the cause. The cause being represented heroic for the company for propaganda purposes. So Zack technically is a henchman until the events of crisis core and he starts to question everything however he sticks by his morals and that’s to help people and those morals and more importantly the people he’s connected to. Both of these things prevented him from going dark side. But for me I feel the best thing was is that people can be redeemed. Genesis went dark side, Angeal went dark side because of that. But it was Zack’s unwavering belief and love in Angeal that brought Angeal back to the side of good. Angeal believed he was a monster that he was evil and he did monstrous things to in his mind to help justify the pain he felt including doing these things to Zack to try and push him away. But it never worked, that spark of unwavering belief in Angeal made him realize that he wasn’t alone that he wasn’t a monster. So when Angeal come back and saved Zack and Cloud and sacrificed himself. This inspired Genesis into doing the same thing. Genesis finally understood and realized what being a real hero is. He was straight up forgiven by the planet’s avatar Minerva and the gift of the goddess is actually a number of things but one of those is actually forgiveness. It’s also that materia and a dumb apple but it’s basically forgiveness and because he realized his hubris he was forgiven and given a second chance at redemption. He’s still out there doing stuff, he’s flat out a guardian of the planet, I suspect he’ll become a important part in the remake going forward.
@@FOXCYBORGNINJA True, Deepground was in the Yuffie story, so they're all definitely going to play a part
lol you’re not wrong. But at least he learns his lesson. When Zack and Cloud are on the run, Zack decides to turn over a new leaf, working as a mercenary, which is - checks notes - a thug-for-hire… hmmmm
" the bittersweet life of zack and cloudy." That sum up story of final fantasy 7 crisis core in a nutshell.
I ain't complaining.
Yeah,Literally the story itself lols
"you are a video-game hoarder and you need to have 99 potions because you never know if you could need one on the final boss" Goddammit, I come here to laugh, not to be attacked.
Minerva was when I decided I need some X-pots.
High jump and curaga +999 stat
Correction. You come to laugh AND be attacked. Let’s be real, we love being attacked. That’s why we play video games.
Proper laughed at this, it's too true for me 🤣
It only hurts because it's true.
1:46 "All while you cry in your hands because you still haven't gotten over it even after 15+ years." Truer words were never spoken.
Yes still can't get over it,,,,,
"...which is just Gackt being himself for like twelve hours." Never before have truer words been spoken.
I legitimately want a Dirge of Cerberus Remake on modern consoles.
Gonna get right to it as soon as the need is great enough, I bet.
Same. It was actually my first shooter game even though it's a Final Fantasy game! Vincent was awesome and the Deepground story was crazy.
Oh yeah, that'll be so sweet!
Dirge of Cerberus is a game that had alright gameplay, and a terrible story that feels like an adaptation of one of the developers 12 year old kids ff7 fanfic.
@@joshrobins130 nah, no worse than anything else super weird and old. Ever actually just watched the cutscenes from and old game? Silent hill, resi evil, legit any ff game, those stories are insane and inane. That was basically the entire charm, a fun game, crazy nonsense story and cutscenes, when you take either one of those out the game is far less memorable. For example, a ton of remakes that try to readapt the story to be more current and grounded, and the game is just kinda generic storywise and sure the gameplay is fun, but it already was, now it looks better that's nice but the story is meh bland not meh insanely awesome and unfollowable.
"Pre-Skewerd" had me rolling...lol. Please never stop doing these! Conflict Resolved
damn it had me laughing but with a WTF at the same time, she could have been called anything from pre awakened goddess* to open heart innocent I didn't expect that one *extended lore basically shows she knew everything that was going to happen like end game dr strange and after death becomes something like thanatos/controller of the life stream's defense system.
@@liamnehren1054 Isn't that bit only come from ff7 remake. The original aeris isn't a goddess. And this crisis core remake seem to follow more to the old story
Sorry, English is not my native language and I didn’t understand that joke. Do you mind explaining it to me?
@@chispablo aerith died.. boy sephi skewed her with his sword.
@@dieptrieu6564 7r aerith isn’t a goddess either?
That videogame hoarder part attacked me so hard I needed "Pre-Skewer" and "Zack and Cloudy" to bring me back to life That being said, SILENT HILL NEXT
Pre-Skewer got me hard, you god damn genius
What's pre-skewer a parody of?
@@marspark6351 You poor innocent soul, how have you not been spoiled yet?
@@marspark6351 I guess you could say it’s a parody of life 🤣
Gackt is just a Final Fantasy character who got reverse isekai'd to our reality.
I somewhat knew how it would end, but this game still made me cry my eyes out :(
This on the PSP was my first introduction to the Final Fantasy franchise. I'll never forget it and Zack.
Crisis Core for PSP was actually the first Final Fantasy game I ever played. ...I was not expecting that ending.
Oof. What an introduction
The OG FF7 was my first FF game back in the 90's and yeah that ending will always make me cry.
Same. No regrets.
Same!
“Their love was so puuuurrree 😢”
It’s been at least a decade since I’ve been aware of Aerith’s skewer joke but it still hurts every time and it will always be too soon
Where you use potions because you thought it was the roll button. This got me🤣
So many wasted potions.
Yep, felt that jab in my soul.
i dont comment often, but i love this video for all the Gackt and Malice Mizer references! good to know people STILL remember them!
@textmeontelegramofficialfu1130 I'll get right on that lmao
I don't know if the guy narrating writes the script as well but I had to give a chef's kiss to those callbacks, lol. Crisis Core sent me on a brief but very intense Gackt obsession spree back around 2010 😂. Him and Hyde from L'Arc-en-ciel...and VAMPS...and from his solo career. Did I leave anything out? I know he has a lot of bands and projects, lol.
1:36 Activating [cry] mode. 1:59 Activating [sidequest] mode. 3:59 Activating [starring section] mode.
You know whoever wrote this is an actual fan when GAKT gets mentioned twice lol.
Agreed 😂 I got all the references, enjoyed them, and now I want to know who is the hasn't Gackt/Malice Mizer fan.
😂
Yoooo a Dirge of Cerberus remake is what we really need!
Are you sure you want to encourage more remakes?
They just might
@@JR-zp3nw too late now
@@JR-zp3nw Xenogears
@@dansmith1661 NooOOOOOO
Those GACKT jokes were chef’s kiss. 😆
OMG! I love the Malice Mizer and Gackt references! I'm surprised someone there remembered them!
I still listen to au revoir sometimes. Lol
I still listen to Malice Mizer from time to time
I only know them because of Mana's fashion brand and Gackt having played Uesugi Kenshin.
Make yourself more powerful than the final boss only to get killed by some chumps in the eqpilogue.
Gotta keepthat plot rolling 😂
forget genesis and the shinra guards, it's those damn ostriches you gotta worry about!
@@SomewhatSlightlyBored right? They are so cheap when three of them are constantly stunning you.
"Just Genderbent Axel" You didn't have to do best girl of Crisis Core like that 🤣🤣🤣
@@maxgeiststein6587 He's from Kingdom Hearts.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 he’s not talking about axel from KH my dude. Talking about Cissnei
@@XxCityofLostAngelsxX oh.
I should not have laughed at One Winged Angeal as hard as I just did
4:15 I defintely laughed harder than I should have for Aerith's starring name.
"Just Gackt been himself for 12 hours" and "Malice Mizerly" LOL XD
The fact that he mentioned Gackt really brought a smile to my face.
Opinion
If you ever feel quilty or self-conscious about writing and/or reading fanfictions, remember that Square Enix spent millions of dollars on writing and making several games out of one and go happily about your day. Now forgive me while i write a 30-chapter long Zack/Cloud Fix-It AU Time-Travel Fanfiction that crossover with FFXV because they adopt Prompto.
"Use potions you didn't mean to use..." Okay, you didn't have to attack me personally.
Dude 😂 I bout had to do a spit-take when he said Pre-skewer lmao then continued into the bitter sweet life of Zack and Cloudy 😂 Pure Gold 😂
Oh God I had forgotten UMDs existed. Thank you for acknowledging that Gackt was in this. I adore that supposedly-immortal weirdo. Flashbacking to the heyday of the visual kei movement. Guess y'all's writers are old millennials as well lol.
"supposedly-immortal" He's just Asian.
He also acknowledged Malice Mizer in the Starring portion.
BTW, I mostly just know GACKT from Kamen Rider, the singer of the Kamen Rider Decade theme song and he played AR Riderman in the Kamen Rider W crossover. Also I know about the Vocaloid, I have an old MMD video of The Blazing Samurai of Ark, Bakunetsumaru and a pair of Zako Busshi from SD Gundam Force dancing to Camui Gackpo - Dancing Samurai.
@@mattwo7 Dude isn't even that old, lol. Barely hit 50
@@mattwo7 gackt used to claim he was a 400 year old Norwegian vampire 🤷
I played it on PSP like 20 times. Never thought I'd ever get to play it again. But yes omg Genesis IN EVERY SCENE HE'S IN, just CONSTANTLY quoting poetry 😂😂😂
You played Gackt's Vanilla song, that's something I never expected to see in anywhere
"But because you're a video game hoarder, and you have to have 99 unused potions. Because you never know when you'll need to use one on the last boss." I feel called out... this has been my strategy for decades, but I've also beat every game I've played so... technically it's not a bad strategy. Must. Hoard. Elixirs.
"haven't gotten over it even after 15+ years" yeah that's literally what happens to me, I'm having a breakdown and i don't think I'll ever recover
This was my first Final Fantasy game so I didn't know how it would end. I was devastated when I beat the game, still haven't fully recovered.
"Pre-Skewer"?! That hurt my soul
"Mr. constantly quoting terrible fake Shakespeare... Which is just Gackt being himself for like 12 hours." Gackt is actually hilarious and does not take himself seriously. Look him up. Even the translated interviews are hilarious. Nearly every word Gackt says is hilarious trolling, especially to his fans.
I dont know how many times i pressed circle trying to roll only to waste a potion.
The "accidentally use a potion because you thought it was the dodge button" is extremely accurate. I've been making it a point to use more items in games in order to get out of the hoarder mentality, but it still kills me inside every time I reflex press circle to dodge only to waste a potion.
"which is basically just Gackt being himself" 😂😂😂
The Malice Mizer reference tho! Some good old visual kei.
Man I love this game. So freaking emotional 😭 Zack was a true hero
You're right. I haven’t gotten over it. 1:50
First time I played it I didn’t even know the story of ff7 so that ending crushed my soul I was fully expecting everyone to make it back and live happily. The limit breaks at the end made me feel like I was losing him piece by piece. So yeah, definitely still not over it
Omfg yes! I need a remake of dirge of Cerberus! And the secret ending to DoC still has me going!
I was hoping they'd do a Sonic joke after hearing Zack's VA and they did 🤭.
Malice Mizer, it's been decades since I've heard that name And Vanilla video? Good on you
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
😂🤣😂OMG, that so true about Gackt! I've been thinking the same thing about Dirge of Cerberus. I love Vincent and Genesis 💕
I wanna see a Gackt - MusicVideo Review from Redemption!!!!!!
I haven't gotten over it. Zaaaack 😭
"Pre-Skewered" hit me hard bruuuh.... Skewered Aerith was the first I cried because of video game.
Please say "I am Rodney Moteasa from the Earl Grey Tribe Of the Congo!"
the way I said OKAY immediately after hearing "pre-skewer" 🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣
I love this one, specially the fact that you mentioned Gackt❤❤
Man, I honestly forgot this game came out. I have to resist though because I’m actually making decent progress in my backlog at the moment
Epic Peter Cullen at the end!
"pre-skewer" got me lol.
Zack And Cloudy! I've been waiting for someone to notice!
lol ... "because you're a video game hoarder and you have 99 potions.... and you don't know when you need to use them on last boss" ... exactly right!
3:33 Finally!!! I'm not alone! I was just about ready to throw my controller if I heard "Activating Combat Mode" one more damn time
Pre-skewer that’s going to far good sir. You just made me relive that scene.
Just watched the first 90 min of a KZheadr's playthrough & you nailed it on all points. Also "Activating Combat Mode!" 😅
Activating Honest Mode
Do Honest Game Trailer for Runecape
Holy crap on the pre-skewer hahahaha
I played this on the PSP back in the day, and all I remember is the squatting and the ending.
Do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
For some reason I feel like they've done this one already.
I can't wait to see how the Forespoken Honest Trailer will go
Remake of a game that's still better than most AAA game releases today. Sooooo not a waste lmao
imagine they make one for GUNGRAVE GORE .... a man can dream, it was a love letter to anyone raised on the ps2 games of old.
The names for Arieth and Axel 💀
I would love a Legend of Dragoon video please. Keep up the good work!
Oh man Legend of Dragoon was such a fun game with so many nonsense things that could be made fun of.
Wasnt expecting the Gackt appearance XD
Looking forward to the trailer for Fire Emblem Engage and to hear you say "Colgate-chan".
I actually played this on psp. I'm still crying 😢
The freaking accuracy though lmao
From the studio that won't stop shoving NFTs in gamers faces...
And has ZERO faith in their developers and their customers...
From the studio that closed 3 live service games within a span of 12 months last year:
From a company who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word "final"
@@Kenshinbtt I meant it's on point with the first final fantasy game tho. The creator previous games didn't sell well so he name his supposed final one as "final fantasy", turn out he hit jackpot. I guess superstition just make SE make that as franchise name.
Pre-Skewer....god damn that made me laugh
Forspoken or hifi rush for the next honest trailer?
The Malice Mizer was amazing.
YES Dirge of Cerberus, please!
I did play it on the PSP. What I wanted to play was Dirge of Cerberus cause I wanted more Vincent.
"THE BITTERSWEET LIFE OF ZACK AND CLOUDY" LOOOOL!!!!
also Gackt likes to play father characters in anime because he is Gackt, he also voiced a sentient Gundam.
1:20 hey angeal...i gotta friend, im sure youd hit it off with.... he's a banished prince of a fiery nation.... and he loves honor just as much as you do
Gackt was awesome in the under-rated “Bunraku”!
"Three Words...Say it. And Im yours. *ACTIVATING COMBAT MODE*
Make an Honest Trailer for Hi-Fi RUSH
Nooo... that's just down bad, 4:15 had me rolling 🤣
3:46 For one of the better remasters to _grace_ the Final Fantasy *SerIIEESSSS.*
Once more, I (obviously) have failed to get an Honest Game Trailer made for SimCity. I am dismayed, disappointed, distraught, deflated….but undeterred: Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!
Activating combat mode
Damn you for bringing up Malice Mizer
Do Honest Trailers for Simcity and Hyperdimension Neptunia!
Cloud but with a palatable personality, I might cry with joy.
Can you say: "Good to see you, Cloud"
can anyone tell me the name of the song at 4:30?? i cant find it ): edit a year later: gotta do everything myself around here smh. thats's gackt's "vanilla," for anyone whos wondering
Please say, "Don't even think about becoming a KZheadr if you don't have a computer!" -Skill Tree (KZheadrs Life 2)
I just got this game today and I've been playing kh2, so I keep accidentally thinking x is attack and square is dodge and not the other way around so sometimes when I want to attack I'll accidentally dodge!
Lols what's that song at the end 4:30 ???