"Sports In America" - Trevor Noah - (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE
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@@dank7802 what do you mean by that?
@@dank7802 gtfoh with that bullshit
😂😂😂U just made my day!!
Dekroxx Kroxx exactly lmao😭😂 thas brutal
@@David.jaemin wow.......is everything ok? Need a hug??
American sports: play among themselves and call it a world series
@@raw_projects5514 it must be pretty flat then
@@raw_projects5514 uhmm no not really you ignorant fool...maybe it was before now not anymore...other countries have already long surpassed USA...just because you guys were the pioneers doesnt mean u guys will be on top forever
@@komiyaaikocrizar.5383 you forgetting Rome, England, Egypt. All huge empires 100s of years before America was invaded by the British.
Because they impose all their s*** on the world especially Middle East countries
I never understood that either. LOL
when you are a football fan, but you have to call it soccer, because your audience is american xD
@H S who else calls it soccer?
why should he conform just because of naming stupidity
@@miloraddjurdjic1695 I think typically countries who have another sport called football, like Australia with Australian Football and Ireland with Gaelic Football.
@@miloraddjurdjic1695 South Africa
@@Mirsab Ireland tends to call football, football, when referring to what America calls soccer. Depends what part of the country you come from & your background.
America doesn't realize how different it is from the rest of the world
Cuz they think the world's revolve on them
BJ Dragon8589 oh we realize it, and we like it
BJ Dragon8589 we like to think we’re normal
Yup merica
@@phoenixgracee we are all different just that Americans think their difference is different
omg the shoe thing is so real - I was in Mexico with my husband there were signs to tell Americans DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OFF!
is that fucking serious?
@@lennivyvolk7398 Yes it is, I have friends working in Roissy and they've seen such incidents too! 🤣
when I told my mom that I have plans to spend my january's vacation in California, USA she tried to convince me not to go by saying "they'll make you take your shoes off and walk like that in the airport" lol
Maybe if you used your eye rolling time to ask yourself why a shoe bomb has happened in the first place you'd realise who's fault it is. Nobody is acting as if it's America's fault pretty sure we're just aware of the facts as to why it's America's fault lmao.
For everyone action, there is an equal reaction.
On a serious note though, *_you deserve to host the Oscars_*
💯👏👏
He better check his Twitter feed then.
Who gives a fuck about the Oscars?!
But the Oscars don't deserve him
@@RawBerserker why saying that??
The last time a black man scored using his left hand jumping over a mixed-race Indian...😂😂😂
Godfred Arthur half-indian😹
Hhahahha
Rees _187 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Michael Freed lol
was on a friday in the month of may, it was raining very hard and it even hailed for exactly 37 seconds in the westmost square mile of buffalo, new york
Any other South Africans reading through the comments to see what other countries think of us? Trevor makes me proud to be South African!🇿🇦
Not only Trevor. My college mate is from South Africa as well. So clever and so fun. "Engineering is no fun" "Sorry but that's not true. I am here because it is fun" German Professor 🤨... Right. Nailed it, that's how to argue! 😄
You're not Alone @Nicole
🇿🇦
Wanted to go to South Africa this year but corona made me stay home...I don’t know what it is but South Africa just excited me since I was very young :( Greetings from Germany!
Trivial, but watching Trevor speak I was thinking, South Africans don’t say “are” in their sentences. “We going there” rather than “We’re going there”.
His transitions in between accents is so golden. This has to be one of Trev's best shows.
You must watch his "Jokes about deaf people"
'This is the machine, not your husband'. Lol 😹
the MACHINE....
@@hongluzhang7771 But how does the MACHINE work if there is no vodka to feed it?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@@vk3139 "I am THE MACHINE" 😂 legendary.
I almost burst out laughing but then I remembered that it was midnight and people are sleeping 😂😭
Trevor Noah is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Who else agrees?
he's as funny as the rest of the generic racist leftie comedians in the US
@@boogeh3630 if you call this man a racist then i don't know what to say lmao
@@xGeF0rc3x Then don't say anything lmao
For sure. One of the best.
@@boogeh3630 you must be high asf
In Spain, soccer commentators are straight up bipolar. "And the match starts. Nice to see this team finally fresh and ready to go, we've seen them train before hand, amazing to watch the goalkeeper just moving around, feeling great, cheering his teammates up. On the other hand, the weath- OH MY GOD HE'S CLOSING IN THE DEFENDERS ARE GOING CRAZY ONE OF THEM IS ON THE FLOOR THE REFEREE SAYS NOTHING THE BALL KEEPS MOVING *HE'S GONNA KICK IT IS HE GONNA SCORE IS HE GO-* and the ball goes out. Hmm. Anyway, the weather looks nice today..."
Debe ser una cosa latina, en LATAM y en Italia es igual 😂
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
No se amigos
The capital letters :D - I read it so fast just like they do in commentary! LOL
hahahahahah...every place is similar
As a Muslim it totally got me " It is a machine , not your husband "😂😂😂
Of course as a Muslim you should be knowing that you don’t take your clothes off on public like an animal🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ Only dogs and pigs roam around naked in public and not humans
@@thameemansari9159 other animals wear tuxedo?
Hand tailored
“I’m here for Holiday.” “Which one?” 😆😆😆 That’s totally America.
Is it common in other countries to call vacation holiday?
@@EoCA777 yes. I don't know if it's common in every other country but definitely in some.
my one 😂😂
But if you say "I'm on holiday", it becomes obvious.
What do they mean by which holiday? Like easter, new year etc?
As a international student who travel to US frequently, many aspects are very true, but Trevor make it so damn funny lol. Good job sir!
i always wear my university hoodie so i get less question at TSA
@@ayandandzabandzaba9558 I did that too, I change my jacket to the hoodi with my university name on it before I get off the plane, so the officer barely asks questions.
And still not get a heart
You need to learn some grammars in the US😊
kzhead.info/sun/e7anZtFtm5iogJs/bejne.html it is important..
"When you're a woman in middle east, you're already a sin" lmao
.....then DO something about it.
@@Skihis75 What exactly do you expect them to do?
You’re not a sin in the Middle East if you’re a woman. You can’t compare all countries the same. I was born in Canada but am also Lebanese. There’s a huge difference between Saudi Arabia and Lebanon and huge difference between Iraq and Dubai. We might have similar cultures but very different thinking. I like you Trevor and like watching your videos but disagree of what you’re saying about me as a Middle Eastern woman.
@@lindaawadah2115 exactly and even within the country itself it varies eg in Iraq Erbeel is very different than other cities
@@lindaawadah2115 I'm from Saudi Arabia and it's not like you people think. Maybe some people especially in villages still think that way. But Saudi is changing.
Sports is the only time when Americans read and listen to statistics the rest of the day they deny,ignore and straight up make them up.😂😂
They learn from the best - their president.
devon hutchins 😂😂😂
True
My brother is a football coach. This reminds me of his "normal" conversations every single day. 😂
I just love the way he mocks Americans 😂😂😂
He mocks America in such a hilarious way... you just have to laugh because most or all of it is true!!! Trevor KEEP America laughing at themselves!!!😁 ..
but he also mocks south africans quite formidable... kzhead.info/sun/gNdvh52ynpyEbH0/bejne.html&start_radio=1 (Attention all Passengers)
Try that in Russia, China and most other countries. LOL
@@heydonpark you guy not the only one have humor
It's ok if he mocks South Africans he one and besides South Africans LOVE to laugh
"What's happening in economics" "Nobody knows" Watching during Coronavirus
Me too I'm bringing today
Yes
Well.. The news reporters are clearly uneducated but we knew that before, the politicians don't really say anything, but that's normal. But anyone who understands economics at a fairly basic level understand: people have to stay in, so they can't buy as much stuff as they used to, demand for stuff goes down, so production has to slow down, workforce has to be reduced, some firms will go bankrupt, people lose their jobs, so they don't have any income, so they can buy even less stuff, and so on and so on. Therefore, stock prices go down, since the firms will make lower net income, shares are not worth as much, the logic for other financial instruments is essentially the same, so the prices of the instruments will move accordingly... When there is news that suggests people will be able to go back out and buy stuff, expected net-incomes go up and subsequently share prices, firms consider recruiting now to produce more in order to be able to satisfy the expected upcoming demand etc... When there's bad news it follows the opposite path... Of course if people are going to be allowed out in a longer time, it might mean they won't have any money at all, so even if they are allowed out, they won't be able to buy anything, so it's nowhere near a straightforward model as this, but you understand the concept and the directions thing take !
I hear Bhatt and it reminds me - 😂😂😂
Anybody else going on a Trevor Noah marathon??!!ohhh snap!!!
"This is machine not your husband "😂😂
We need a new Netflix special ASAP and Love from South Africa 😆😆
Lethabo Mncwanga I hate the South African people u guys are worst go the hell
@@Nacnacey voetjek u naai and btw if u didn't know, trev is from SA, so then why u watching this video.
Bro u guys have Netflix?
@@realkshitijraheja Yes, we have Netflix in South Africa
@@Nacnacey Then why are you watching this video that is created and staring a South African ?
As an American I am so in agreement with him. I was dying laughing from the start about the pre and also post game stat announcers. Most of them are ex players by way
I watch football with my day, and that starts three hours before the game when ALL the little sports shows make predictions in who will win and tell you the same 13 sports related news over and over again 😰
This was hilarious!!! Being a foreigner I know that airport feeling ...... all my kids are American citizens so I get questioned even further. Thanks for the laughs .... this struck home!
When your "born a crime" but still murder it since day 1, props to you Trevor, you're role model motivating born-frees like me, love from Durban, South Africa
@@user-yk9bz7fn7c there is only one race and that is the human race...please understand the difference.
@@karmaleglass2168 - "human" is not a race. It's a species. I see your point about equality, and very much agree with it, but you don't get to make up your own classifications.
@@user-yk9bz7fn7c lol....I'm not mixed race, After Apartheid was abolished in 1994 the term born-free was created to official say that "We have gone through great oppression and we've found liberation so those who come after us, will be born free from the system of oppression" Since Apartheid was a system used to oppress Native South Africans, so if your born after 1994 you're automatically a born-free in South Africa. Born Free from the system of oppression
@@user-yk9bz7fn7c don't stress about it, you learn something new everyday
YASSSS IM FROM DURBS TOO! Much love and admiration for Trevor 💯❤
5 seconds after the video uploaded ... some ppl in comments... "OMG that was so Funny..."
😂
Fucking losers.
KZhead premium accounts watch video while it being uploading
its a reupload some ppl saw most of it
@@BokhaBaby why you lying...i have premium too...
"Yea, hooo, security. Safe and sexy" 🤣
8:15 punchline..... Never before i have felt so much pressure to look like my self. I was younger then 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This is machine, not your husband” hahahaaaa I’m dead xD
“Stocks? They’re up and down!” 🤣
when he started commentating football I got Martin Tyler and Alan Smith pop up in my head
The moment he said welcome home sir😍😍😍 I fell in love with this guy.
i’m not first i’m not last but when Trevor uploads I CLICK FAST😤💨
Same here
wOw So oRiGiNaL
Damnnn!!
I'm not the purest I'm not the badest But when I read these poam i can feel the flow
Fun fact, this a completely original never seen before comment. Thank you for enlightening us to a new era.
Trevor's pantomime of "Holiday" is priceless!!😂😂😂😂
You mean vacation 🤣
Romain Savioz nope, we mean holiday. We outnumber you?
@@tairneanaich ???
Romain Savioz so sorry, I hadn’t watched the whole thing yet I thought you were just saying that 😂
I dont get the battery part at the end
I laughed SO hard. Being a South African who travels to US on holiday I feel this pain on every level. I’m usually so scared of going through customs in case they send me back for answering questions wrong! 😂🤣
Tbh me too "stocks"
Every time I watch this guy talking, I am assured of laughing (or at least smiling) and knowing something I didn’t know before
Not a fan of sports but Trevor makes it so interesting. Don't stop performing! Love from India. 🤩
South Africa Let's live in peace..🇿🇦❤❤❤🇿🇦
DeogratiusJR vlogs killing strangers is not peace , the quietness of what going on in SA is what hurts the most.
If wishes were horses, beggers will ride. SA is disgusting!
@@ladyd3217 just like your comment
69th like
Lady D get a grip gal we amazing How I love this country South Africa
This brings back memories when I was an international student. Best years of my life.
"I feel like a child in a catholic church" 😄😄😄
Hello Marjory Rekna
you mean molested ? 😂👍🏽
"..you have to bow to the American as you answer..every question of his…"😂😂😂Trevor is the funniest ♥️
Damnit Trevor. Lady in the Dubai airport joke made me pee my pants laughing. I was not prepared.
😂😂that got me too
I watch Trevor during my lunch break time in order to lighten up my mood from the stress I got from morning and recharge myself. Thank you my Battery ❤️. I am a 🌻 and Trevor is my ☀️.
YOU'RE THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME PROUD OF MY COUNTRY ❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
brent rorke say no to xenophobic now your proud of shithole
@@samutykuntathebantu8402 I think you should understand what South Africans are fighting for before calling us shitholes. Every country has its wars
Maite Seale fighting with people who didn’t fought you???
Maite Seale fight with who? al-Qaida alshabab or Taliban? i do not understand your shitty response
Why all the hate just cause a guy is proud of where he's from. Yall need to chill
Hey Trevor! Please come to Germany we love your stand up shows!!
Will that really happen I had Togo to Amsterdam to see him can Germans take jokes like that?
Will germans take his jokes I had to travel from Germany to Amsterdam to see him.
@@yoyototo2054 Why wouldn't we? It might shock some people but we are quite similar to other human beings... ;) Saw him in Amsterdam as well, great show.
@@eriposs3638 well you maybe right but so far I have never seen a German knowing him I can run around Nuremberg and ask if they know it will be a no and we'll it's my impression I know that a minority of germans know him and will enjoy his show but I bet you won't make a areana full when he performs here in Germany but depending were.
@@yoyototo2054 You have a point there but that's not related to their humour but to the fact that they can't see him in German TV. A pity.
I can’t get enough of his stand-ups. 😄 Keep them coming, Treva.
5:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 '' What Are You Doing '' ... Trevor knows every single accent in the world .
airport police: *checks at Trevor's passport* airport police: Is this you? Trevor: *feeling under pressure* also Trevor: I was younger then😂😂
Trrevaaaaaaaa! This is needed!...considering what's happening in south Africa
What's happening in the world!!! Stay safe💗
Mr.Trevor Noah, your accents are impeccable, u are so good at it. U are the best of the best
Mr. Trevor Noah, you're a bad ass and you're working really hard for good. Thank you for your service. I'm astonished as to how you find the time to perfect your standups alongside other projects. Keep going and stay true to yourself.
Love you Trevor. You are a gift from heaven to all of us and I am not American. Your sensibility and the international point of view on Americans and the rest of the world is refreshing, educational , intelligent , encompassing and fun at the same time. My kudos go to you. Full admiration.
Love your performance and your personality mate. From Tajikistan
Da phuc is tajitiskan?
@@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@dagemshawel2456 educate yourself, dude
@@Altinay89 is right.
You ever notice how Americans call a sport they play with their hands, FOOTball lmao
i know right , it bothers me to no end and then they make everyone call football as soccer
@@abhineetsingh12 Nah that was the Brits.
You know why that is, right?
@nicholassviaje eh? In Britain it's called football same as most other countries in the world.
@@tekeyia9279 Football was called soccer only as a nickname as in association football. It never really caught on and in fact was widely known as football and that was what stuck. But I don't know where we discussed the imperial system in this conversation or where it comes in to the discussion!!
This man is genius! Spot on with US airport security. I’m a citizen and have regularly been harassed.
Smooth delivery and great nuances blended into humor. I feel like I get more truth from Trevor's skits than news agencies.
"this is a machine, not your husband" 😂
This was great! I love how you don’t rely on dirty jokes and curse words to be funny. Great stuff. Loved the “welcome home sir” bit. The airport is so scary hahaha
Trevor you are such a character man!!!
I've allredy seen this but I can't stop watch, even if there are some big news on the headline. I must see Trevor Noah to the end. ❤
This was so true, and made me laugh😂😂 especially u.s. customs for foreigners, 7:56 "almost as if you have to bow to the american".....jajajajjajaja😂
To be fair, a tall person can always bow down to a microphone, but a short person cannot possibly jump up to the microphone. So I do get why they had to make the microphone very low. Remember it isn't uncommon for women to be 4.5 feet tall.
You make us proud everyday Trevor! 🇿🇦
Am literally addicted to your videos.. Love ❤️ from Uganda 🇺🇬
thank you Trevor!! You made my day/week/month/year....life!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop watching your clips!! ..🤣🤣🤣
Raffaella Parlangeli lol 😂 really year?
You SO brilliant Trev! We miss you here! LOVE from South Africa!
"I have never seen more focus put on sports anywhere else in the world " Clearly Trevor hasn't visited India
The football commentary is so accurate lol
Still funny no matter how many times I watch ^^
I know, right 😂😂 always feels like the first time ..!
What a sexy man with brain humour, your jokes makes me laugh from the heart. Feels good to laugh again. Thank you being on this world, feels like you bringing the nations together and everyone can laugh about it.
Trevor you are a genius.Your topics and observations are so original.Thank you very much for making us laugh.
I envy you Trevor.... you really inspire me.... watching your stand up jokes is very educational and so funny at the same time...
Idk why there's so much of hate on the Comedy Central post. "Having to take of your clothes in front of an older man- just like in Catholic Church"- did it for me. XD
you know what that means , right? google child abuse.
Just like islamic Madras too. Pedos run all religions. But dear Trevor would never go there...
Pedos are everywhere at least the church has acknowledged and doing something abt it..how abt the ones at home?
Trevor, you are a legend. Your stand up and daily news always makes my day. Sincerly, THANK YOU!!!
You gotta love how, with each re-upload, Trevor lengthens the videos.
This is the kind of comedy that heals all fatigue after work
Always makes me laugh. Great performer
-Trevor: “Soccer narrations are very chill”. -Me: *laughs in Latin American*
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You have an amazing gift.
This special is what made me a fan of Trevor Noah. This set is 10/10 for me.
You make me laugh no matter what! Genius
Man.., how he learnt all those accents?🤣🤣 " what are you doing" my favorite
Just nailed it....sooo freaking relatable❤️
they treat you the same way they would treat a person who is a suspect for terrorist actions,because their job is exactly that.AND ITS TERRIFYING
I haven't laughed so much in so long. Thanks for that Trevor!
I love love Trevor Noah Can't wait to see him person so funny
''Woohuuu security! Safe and sexy" Dead
As a Britisher I was travelling to US on ETA visa and I was asked questions like :”What are your hobbies”And “ Describe the area you live in” . They didn’t even ask how long I’m going to stay and what I want to do in US My Greek friend was questioned heavily
Some rhyme fine Some rhyme fast But when Trevor uploads I become an enthusiast 🧡 Trevor we love YOU, even in Germany!
After watching of so much carona virus news this gives me hopes ....thank you alot n stay save out there..❤️from India
I can so relate to this one. Brilliantly done.
"I'm taking my clothes off" - "no no no no!" 😂
We all love you Trevor 💙
He is so *brilliant* 😊
His storytelling of the soccer game was truly beautiful
Treevor notice me maan ! mucch LOVE, huge fan ;D
Hey, it's not Trevor, it's "SEEEENPAAAAAAI!".
@@sofiafernandes9 aren't you just a peach, you little potterhead!
Trevor This is hilarious the stories had me laughing so much i felt happy thank for this
Brilliant routine! I think of the "stocks go up and down nobody knows" all the time!
Trevor you're an accent machine! How precise you are!
The holiday part was amazingly funny. Lovely