Dakota Johnson takes a lie detector test for Vanity Fair. Has she ever been starstruck by a costar? If she couldn't act, would she be an Instagram model? What superhero would she like to play? Did she get distracted by Chris Hemsworth's abs? Is she anything like Anastasia Steele in 50 Shades of Grey? Dakota stars in Bad Times at the El Royale, out Friday October 12th.
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That blonde lady would’ve scared me more than the polygraph test
She is ACTING. I'm sure she's lovely. This video is meant as a JOKE.
HAHAHAH HONESTLY THEM DEATHLY LOOK😭
Kaos Kartoffel it’s not a very funny JOKE
"you are gonna be fine"
lol... she seemed so mean tho
Dakota: *breathes* blonde lady: YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE
This is sooo accurate it made me laugh.. 😂😂😂😂
crying🤣🥴😭
lol
Sooooo accurate
The lady was bitchy
she says the sexiest yes and no answers i’ve ever heard
frrr, everything she does is so elegant
there's something about her voice and the way her lips move
oh god the world does just praise every person with no morals! really stupid
@@imenmabrouki3180 u sound so bitter and miserable with your life
@@imenmabrouki3180 ur giving no morals energy
2 things that I realized: 1. Blonde lady is anxiety nightmare material. 2. Dakota is beautiful dream material.
kzhead.info/sun/rdqNpZmHh6muank/bejne.html You mean this video ⬆️
number 1 LOL
Sandman fan
Facts
Accurate
Why does the blond lady seem pissed, like you’re not doing much.
Niranjan Rajesh wha- you’re stupid
Niranjan Rajesh can’t you read they said she seemed pissed off not that he or she is pissed off
Niranjan Rajesh I know it didn’t I was even confused reading it The woman in the video seems pissed off not the person who wrote this comment is pissed off
Niranjan Rajesh I don’t know I have better things to do than remember if I deleted a comment
Niranjan Rajesh I don’t know why does it matter
No one: The blonde lady when the camera turns to her: - _ -
Omg 😆 I deaddd 😭😂😭😂
“YOURE DOING OKAY”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's jealous.
@@allisonbarrett6171 😂😂
Everyone talking about how hot her voice is and nobody cares to mention she's a deeply spiritual and calm person... especially in that business and circles. I was quite surprised.
True. She is a gem.💎
Yeah, but a calm person isn't always a good thing.
She's a Libra, most libras have a deep connection with the unknown
kzhead.info/sun/rdqNpZmHh6muank/bejne.html You mean this video ⬆️
@@giovannaagnelli6752 I'd love to more know about what this mean XD
Her energy is so intense. It’s calm but intense at the same time. She’s amazing. She’s an inspiration to my introverted self.
She's so confident in herself, it's mesmerizing to see
@@Jaburussux yeah man it is.
yOuRE gUNnA bE fINe
Im dead
Omg 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Desiree5454 ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
When she said that, I copied her tone and at the same time I was reading the comments then I saw this one LMAO
nobody: blonde lady: YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE ●.●
_mint // hahahahaja
that blonde lady kinda rude ngl
Ikr she was soooooo arrogant 🤣
Hahaha
this made me actually laugh out loud
Why do I feel like I'm watching the contract negotiation in 50 Shades of Grey? The way she was answering the questions gave me Ana vibes 😂
Ahahahah.. I so agree🤣
True
FR
Ned stark : *loses his head* Blonde lady : "you're gonna be fine"
'' lift your arms straight up '' ..where has she heard that before
I’m dead 😂😂😂😵
she's definitely a true fan of fifty shades:v
Yeah 😏😏
fifty shades of grey!😂
AHAHAH
YOU'RE DOING OK.
LMFAO
you are gonna be fine
This made me laugh alot. 😂
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
So annoying lol
Why was the polygraph examiner so like passive aggressive ? 💀 i’m so dead
Youre doing fine😐
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE🤨 YOU'RE DOING OKAY🤨 Seriously she is waaaayyyy scarier than the lie detecting machine thing lmao
You’re gonna be fine. 😐.
You're doin okayyy
"Is your name 'Dakota Johnson'"? "Yes... is it going?" "You're doing ok." *visible confusion because the only question she answered was confirming her name, and that lady just made it sound like she was passing with a C-*
Her YES and NO are giving such Fifty Shades vibes.
Yes !
BRUH! I was like “that sounds reallyyyy familiar-“😂😂😂
True
Yes 😭
I wonder why
I can’t figure out if this was awkward, confusing or scary
True
it was disturbing at some creepy level
Everything together
I'd say intense
It's a JOKE.
bro the blonde repeatedly saying “you’re gonna be fine” randomly and dakotas facial expressions after are gold 😭
"Do you like limes?" Dakota: yes The test: Liahhhhhhh!
*"Would you call Jon Hamm a ham?" was the best question.*
not interested
Lindsay Daly nah the best question is when he asked her if she was in the Illuminati and she said no and it showed she was lying. We all going to ignore that??
I saw this comment when he asked the question in the video
@@GetBaesEveryday This s because this question is really ridiculous, this movement can happen when you star thinking as well, it is not necessary to be lying.
GetBaesEveryday1232 it didn’t show she was lying because these tests measure arousal not truth. That’s why these tests are not admissible in court, they cannot be an accurate gauge of truth and they can be beaten with training or in the case of a psychopath with nonfunctional empathy centers - Completely bypassed.
Theres something very mysterious about her.
Its the ambiance lmao
Probably because she has Venus in Scorpio. Same placement as I. Femme fatales of all the Venus placements.
Wtf are u talking about
@@juliang-c4882 Uneducated normie citizen.
Yeah, she's as mysterious as a plugged toilet.
"well you can edit that out" "yeah i don't think so" PLEASEEE HAKDJAJD
She's at a level of chill that I want to achieve in life
Can you call and call me crazy but you are a little bit of cray cray just make room cray cray and you're punch it in your brain of
"You're going to be fine." "You're doing okay." I die when she speaks hahah
I feel like she didnt undertstand it was a joke.. like she isnt actually a detective lmao can someone warn her please
kzhead.info/sun/rdqNpZmHh6muank/bejne.html You mean this video ⬆️
blonde girl: “ you’re gonna be fine “ *laughs In confused*
annewithane Editz no it was “YOURE GONNA BE FINE!!!”
ME JUST NOW 😂😂
I like how she was asked if her name is Dakota Johnson and she said yes and looked at the machine to see if she was lying.
Who's here after she said (during a Madame Web press interview) she lied and didnt get caught during this?
why is the blond lady acting like that she seems so aggressive 😂
Because it's a JOKE.
@@kaoskartoffel6572 yeah
@@kaoskartoffel6572 You’ve commented this on several different people’s already, not everyone is going to get its a joke nor does it need to be pointed out at every turn. The blonde gal didn’t really look like she was joking to be aggressive or intimidating, she just seemed more content and relaxed.
Omg the lady who told her: You’re doing ok is such a mood omgg
She sounds like she hates everyone and everything Me
@@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804 lol yes . Also me xd
In every video
I know right?! I was like "Settle down love!" These tests with celebrities aren't supposed to be super serious so I don't know what her problem is with Dakota, no reason for it.
That's probably her job. To be as non-responsive and neutral as possible.
Her answer to the communication question was so smart, and her facial movements are so subtle yet so expressive.. I just love her.
"Aren't these yes or no questions?" has the same energy as "Aren't you supposed to let people talk on this show?"
That blonde lady is really giving me anxiety, yOuR dOiNg oKay
😂
*yOu’Re
Her laughter and giggles are the absolute most adorable things ever
Isidora Oliva 1k like you are welcome
Agreed. It's not just that she's a beautiful woman, but she has that girlish quality to boot that makes her that much sexier....a beautiful woman with girlish qualities is the ultimate combination...
@@AtlasBookkeeping simp
Master Cain chile leave 😭
💓💓💓
her saying yes to being in a marvel movie and then catwoman to which superhero she’d play 5 years before she stars in madame web is pretty hilarious
"I don't think Technology is destroying the ability to communicate. I think it makes communication easier, I think it makes connection more difficult" straight facts there 💚
i feel like i'm watching a horror movie
@Patrice Shus "like Bambi before dying" OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Same.
YOURE.GONNA.BE.FINE
Hahahah 😂😂😂
Yes and questions are like general knowledge...
Why do they think that we know how the detector reading works
Idfk🤣🤣🤣 still trying to figure it out
Glazed Donut same 😂
I always watch this kind of videos but I still don't understand how it works😂
Me too😂
long lines means that they are lying and short/ no line means they are telling the truth.
Is there something you want right now ? “A snack” 😂💀💀
the blond lady is clearly acting too and she’s funny
Hi I was wondering what you are thinking of getting a new one ☺😊🙂I have a new one for me
I'll let him tonight and I'll get 🤪😌
*dakota, blink twice if you are being held hostage.*
😂
She blinked twice hello fbi we are in need of a request for back up
God is that you?
when she says she wants a snack and he is like i think we can do that.
HAHAHA THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH😂
The “you’re doing okay” woman sounds like the same audio over and over again Jesus Christ
Larry Prata same haha
Larry Prata why was she so pissed tho
Juan she sounded like she hates the fact that she has to be there
Larry Prata I hate her
Juan because she’s jealous of Dakota’s beauty
She has a mesmerizing ability to whisper while speaking aloud.
Her laughing at the idea of Jon Hamm making her distracted makes me love her even more. 😂 💙
this is really uncomfortable
That’s the point
@@yazieboy5315 idk why but her interviews are always like these somehow?
@@yazieboy5315 He is doing a great job too...lol I actually like it. How you can put someone in a tense state with such a monotone voice
Lol I've done these exams. The whole point is to take someone out of their comfort zone. It's part of the test. Everyone thinks it's just squiggly lines. When he follows up with "You're confident about that answer, are you sure?" Her response is "that's what I believe." He does not believe she is lying. That's not the point. He wants to see what her response is, which is genuine. People think lie detector tests are just machines that tell if you are lying. That is a small part. You're looking for deception but even that is flawed. The interpretation of "no deception" is also a potential limitation, since it may indicate lack of knowledge rather than innocence. Example: Have you ever stolen anything? You might have as a child and not remember. You might remember stealing something as a child but as an adult you've never stolen anything..
Especially when the woman gave her attitude and said "your going to be fine"
"You're gonna be fine" *she is such a mood :))))*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
She’s so rude abt it as well :’)
Who you ? That's her character
Not A Doctor typical fattie
Lmao jealous af
The superhero question came full circle
2:05 “you can edit that out”, I don’t think so 😭
The blonde lady was so rude...
Liv Walters Right
She was not rude.. maybe her way of talking was a in a harsh tone
she is trained to be that way when the subject asks questions so they don't emotionally distrupt the subjects reactions
@@emmalou2001 for real? I thought she's fake and they just edited her reactions in...
Just pretending 😅😅
Her voice is so soothing and she is so beautiful. Her kind of beauty is rare in Hollywood, so natural.
she is one of my very best actresses of all times. i think she is so underrated
So true! Incredible!
Honestly
🌺🌟💖🐞
priMADonna her voice makes tingles o.o
She’s has the most adorable personality. Just a very sweet and genuine person, and seems very in tune with how others are feeling. I love how she often plays along with Depp.
She's actually pretty lovely and introspective, I loved her philosophy answers so much
hey can I ask you a ques- YOU’RE DOING OKAY
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Sherry M. 😂😂😂
You wiill be okay
🤣🤣
The whole video is basically we watching Dakota figure out whether she's actually telling the truth!!! 😂😂
except the last one
@Focus You cannot fool me lizard
Yeah, cuz they didn't show the results in the end. Lol
Us*
kzhead.info/sun/rdqNpZmHh6muank/bejne.html You mean this video ⬆️
I can watch her laughing , giggling and talking all day.......sweetest therapy ever 💓
even if i was telling the truth i would fail a polygraph exam cause i would have pure ✨anxiety✨
Baby: y-...y.. Mum: OMG her first words! Baby: YOU'RE DOING OKAY
Tajammul Khan the blonde woman constantly says that
XDDDDDD
Why Hixtape why????? Lmao
Army's are everywhere like Me.. Lmao
I LMAO so hard at your comment
Imagine the blonde Lady being your teacher telling you youre gonna be fine before giving out your report card
M gonna break down 😆😆
gonna freak out before I look into it hahahaha
I'd die
Or your nurse when she’s about to give you a sponge bath.
XD
1:45 She is finally going to be in a marvel movie Madame Web!!!
Oh godddd. 😂😂😂 Everytime when she says "YOU'RE DOING OKAY" ,seeing her face,i die of laughter😆😂😂😂😂😂.
W is the only one that can do for you and I hope that I have been working 💪👷🙏and I am not going to get 💯for the weekend but I will
This guy's voice sounds like he is constantly asking inappropriate questions xD
yeah! 🤣🤣
Hahaha totally. It sounds hot
@@sherimoon more like a creepy gynecologist 😂
The blond lady voice sounds mean lol
Haha you’re hilarious 😂
Well the blond woman is a ray of sunshine
Raphael Mecattaf 🥴😝😝
Well, based on this, I think Dakota is a sweet soul, spiritually deep and has a good grip on things.
1:35 the way even Dakota made a face when the mean blonde lady just shrugged at her 😂
"YOur DoINg oKaY!"
You’re*
*_YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE_*
I was dosing off, then I just hear “YoUR DoInG OKaY”
💀💀😂
lḙlḙ creepy😂
You're *
IM CRHING.
4:30: This Lady is being unnecessarily mean 🤣
me coming back here trying to figure out where she lied after seeing her interview admitting she lied and they never caught her
Same! I bet it was when she got asked about 50 Shades and the Illuminati questions...
She has a smirk in her face and looks for confirmation rather aggressively each time 😂
How is it that she has the exact personality and looks as she does in fifty shades
because this same person is hre in the video who also acted in fifty shades freed movie
Pushpa Rahi that’s what I said but I’m saying she acts just like the character and looks
Because she is acting...None of this is real.
i get your point gurl, don't worry... you aren't the only one wondering. HAHAHA
I thought about the same thing xd
“yOurE gOnNa bE FiNe!” Gotdamn
Billie Ellish fan your pfp
If you love weed lets go smoke thx loll
3:56 lmao the blond lady was like “cap”
Me observing the polygraph like I can actually read it 👀
dakota: i spell grey with an e blonde lady: rolls eyes lmaoooo
And your profile photo OMG HAHAH
It's so hard to look at her and not immediately think of Anastasia Steele.
She never had to change her hair for the role, that's a big part of why.
Rose14 Orchid she didn't die her hair for FSOG though
Yeah especially because of the tone of her voice...
Rose14 Orchid She didn’t dyed her hair she perm it
hm i wonder why
I like how she keeps looking back and forth, that’s what I do when I overthink and feel stressed 😂
I love how they randomly throw in the illuminati question i was not expecting that at all lol
She needs to do ASMR her voice is so calming 😂
sarahpietigfit I agree
Agree!!!
Yeah i agree😂
YAAS
She already has a job she is good at
She feels uncomfortable and that blonde lady is kinda rude lookin
it's for comedic affect
Aalaysia Seals YOU'RE DOING OKAY !!!
Is really not that deep
I swear! YOU'RE DOING OKAY! 🙄
@@lunaland9039 or maybe she was being normal
These two girls are both genuine, each in her own way... i like the true diversity, it's beautiful.
Dakota: hi Blonde lady: YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE
I could see her as Catwoman
I agree. She looks the part.
But she's dead inside on screen. Catwoman has to be fiesty with a strong presence.
She's played different roles, I'm sure that if she just acted differently. Than she is normally or then her other roles. She'll do fine, I mean when she played Kate in Ben and Kate, she wasn't as dead on the inside as you say.
I thought Catwoman before she even answered :D
i swear to god i've seen her as catwomen before wth
she’s so attractive. the way she talks, the way she makes eye contact, even the way her expressions change❤️✨
please watch her interview with cailee
ikr
@@dagobertduck9507 Cailee who? I'd like to watch!
@@carmencolon8647 spaeny
@@dagobertduck9507 What about her interview with Cailee?
What a beautiful lady and not just to look at but also a beautiful person, so genuine in every way.
8:30 finally it's not a 'YOU ARE DOING OK' 😂😂
She seems like she’s about to start crying at any moment.
Chiliboom I think that’s just her face lmao
@@iBeFloe RGF : Resting Grief Face?
Chiliboom didn’t I just die 😂😂🚶🏽♂️ I’m finished
But shes beautiful af
thought the same LMAO
She's actually like really pretty
the pic uploaded?@M DC
so you agree? do u think she is pretty ?
Ahhh mean girls 💀💀
Tyler Rogers have you seen fifty shades of grey
Aja i was gonna comment that
2:03 "Okay you can edit that out" "I don't think so" LMAO
The best voice ever heard, loaded with innocency.❤️
Am I the only one concerned about the lack of ink in the little thingy?
nO Ur nOT
You’re gonna be fine
No lol
N O O O
You should be.
And I the only one who laughed Everytime the blonde woman said something ?
I was dying of laughter lol
YOU’RE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!
😂😂😂😂👍
She be yelling lol
No!
One of the things I've come to really enjoy & appreciate about Dakota Johnson is her warm authenticity.
1:45, and 5 years later she does play in a marvel movie... 😂❤
Dakota: breathes Blonde lady: yOUre GonNNa be *fine* youR doing OKay
Kaya dovato with John in the song.. Yeah that was breathe taking.. Are there no bloopers.. 😉
Did they just keep replaying the lady saying "you're doing OK"
*_YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE_*
Lmao
ITS SO FUNNY
Yes
I think Jenifer Lawrence would have done well too in the role "fifty shades" but Dakota was just perfect
it feels like the interviewer is still talking with anastasia
if you're reading this i want you to know that YOU'RE DOING OKAY
Doing fine, u?
AHAHAHAHA U MADE MY DAY
Mister Meep eh could be bettrr
Hiren Desai too young sorry
Malia Shaghasi I’m so glad
tf is up with that lie detector person
Olivia Roberson for real 😂😂😂😂
Wym ??
AHHHAAAAHAHABAHAHA SO TRUE
Maybe she's tired of subjects acting silly.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE
I was not okay when she said "YOU'RE DOING OKAY" 😂😂
1:48 she really in marvel movie now😅