Clarkson, Hammond and May Parking Compilation

2023 ж. 8 Қаң.
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only included bits where parking is the main focus/topic of discussion or else the video would be too long. obviously missed a lot here.
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  • I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes

    PixelBros12PixelBros122 ай бұрын
    • @incT p

      Patrick PoljakovPatrick PoljakovАй бұрын
    • Clarkson, Hammon and May Breathing Compilation

      CriticoolHitCriticoolHitАй бұрын
    • @Ross Rankin he’ll be out of ideas when it’s unfunny or largely recycled

      SkonkySkonkyАй бұрын
  • Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?” Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀 This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️

    London Food ClubLondon Food Club2 ай бұрын
    • It's funny for sure but that guy probably knows Top Gear

      M PaM Pa14 күн бұрын
    • Hmm?? Nm??????? NMM????

      pilot.192.pilot.192.Ай бұрын
    • @trainman665 Thank you, captain obvious! I’d say "I bet you’re extremely fun at parties" but it’s obvious that you don’t get invited to any lol.

      gt4LTUgt4LTUАй бұрын
    • @JazzingPanda To an extent I agree but almost all of the ‘accidents’ and gags they do these days are part of the script and you can tell it’s artificial witch spoils it for me.

      trainman665trainman665Ай бұрын
    • @trainman665 it’s “loosely scripted”. The events are mostly planned out with a “you guys are going to do this” and then they just get on with it. The reactions and banter between them is just on the fly. Situational improv I guess?

      JazzingPandaJazzingPanda2 ай бұрын
  • I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes. I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.

    The Engine RoomThe Engine Room2 ай бұрын
    • Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars. Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels. Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero

      AEUAEUАй бұрын
    • @incT no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero

      Jared ConnellJared Connell2 ай бұрын
    • am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
  • No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet

    BW2212 F1BW2212 F12 ай бұрын
    • @Rambling Rob Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.

      gt4LTUgt4LTUАй бұрын
    • All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak

      Rambling RobRambling RobАй бұрын
  • My favourite bits are: 1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10. 2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42. 3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.

    twittykinstwittykins2 ай бұрын
    • carnage au trois was hilarious

      JamesJamesАй бұрын
    • The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too

      souleymanebensouleymanebenАй бұрын
    • French package

      Eduard Peeter LemmingEduard Peeter Lemming2 ай бұрын
  • It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!

    Jordan SeayJordan Seay2 ай бұрын
    • I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks

      Nate KranerNate Kraner2 ай бұрын
  • the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"

    JonJonАй бұрын
  • Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious

    Reasonable Izzy FanReasonable Izzy Fan2 ай бұрын
    • Hello

      General CabbageheadGeneral Cabbagehead2 ай бұрын
    • Jame's May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.

      Tim SleeTim Slee2 ай бұрын
    • Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.

      superhawk20002superhawk200022 ай бұрын
    • handbrake turn compilation ?

      Tom JacobsTom Jacobs2 ай бұрын
    • Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.

      Ken M.Ken M.2 ай бұрын
  • I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations

    GameFalconGameFalcon2 ай бұрын
  • Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.

    Jeff NJeff N2 ай бұрын
    • I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything

      DauthdartDauthdart2 ай бұрын
    • wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
  • The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.

    Foul Prince RomeroFoul Prince Romero2 ай бұрын
  • 2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.

    Electric paisyElectric paisyАй бұрын
  • Love the compilations, keep them coming!

    Mike MaughanMike Maughan2 ай бұрын
    • i shall!

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
  • Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol

    ThisIs MyNameThisIs MyName2 ай бұрын
  • Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD

    Panzer 999Panzer 9992 ай бұрын
    • Really? It is a crap program that is worked around crap.

      James CagneyJames CagneyАй бұрын
  • The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days

    Jay PollenJay Pollen2 ай бұрын
  • Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen. But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.

    TailsNASCARfan93TailsNASCARfan9315 күн бұрын
  • 23:55 -How far away is that? -Like 15 feet -Hammond? -What? -We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap That part got me tearing lol

    Pablo LeónPablo LeónАй бұрын
  • They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.

    Roland TuckRoland TuckАй бұрын
  • "Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣

    RuiAlvezRuiAlvez2 ай бұрын
  • The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.

    Foxy Stoat Seeks pigFoxy Stoat Seeks pig2 ай бұрын
  • The Vietnam Grand tour episode with the boats is my favorite. James brought the best boat although slow the shaft propeller and rudder setup is the best for what they were doing and if it had a skeg guard for the prop alot of the tangles wouldn't of even happened. Plus the character of a old wooden boat is much more appeasing than a plastic speedboat and if you've ever driven a jet boat over 20ft it's like driving a drunk jetski hence why Jezza crashes constantly.

    Chawn AdamsChawn AdamsАй бұрын
  • Legends, how they made so much out of a car show is unbelievable. Been watching them for 15 years and still going........ well may be if jeremy stops talking

    Chris McgillyChris Mcgilly2 ай бұрын
  • As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other

    Eric ThomEric Thom2 ай бұрын
  • Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.

    Tanner GreenwaldTanner Greenwald2 ай бұрын
  • Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best

    SchlounceSchlounce2 ай бұрын
  • Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.

    eurosonlyeurosonly2 ай бұрын
  • he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂

    wonderlandwonderland2 ай бұрын
  • Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!

    Mycroft sanchezMycroft sanchez2 ай бұрын
  • Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!

    Marc Timothy RonquilloMarc Timothy Ronquillo2 ай бұрын
  • I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.

    Alex GerritsAlex Gerrits2 ай бұрын
  • 35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.

    SqueakersSqueakers2 ай бұрын
  • 28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.

    B D TB D T2 ай бұрын
  • Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.

    Avery WhoAvery Who2 ай бұрын
  • You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views

    ChrisChris2 ай бұрын
  • These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it

    KeeganKeegan2 ай бұрын
  • Going with a slightly more aggressive cam and advancing the timing a bit could improve power by 1-5%. 7-15hp and 5-10 trq

    joshua dinejoshua dine2 ай бұрын
  • 40min of them parking holy shit😂😂

    Aviation.satireAviation.satire2 ай бұрын
  • I can’t believe you edited this together. Must have taken forever

    triblewtriblew2 ай бұрын
    • yep

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
  • Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!

    Daniel GarnerDaniel Garner2 ай бұрын
  • Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.

    Neil MurphyNeil Murphy2 ай бұрын
    • My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.

      S ThoS ThoАй бұрын
  • These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting

    Mr.ArnoldMr.Arnold2 ай бұрын
  • When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂

    Yhammess117Yhammess1178 күн бұрын
  • Richard dumping all those keys in a bucket... that part was seriously hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    handy KAPhandy KAPАй бұрын
  • Parking is one of the enigmas of the modern world… but these regards make it even more enigmatic 🤣🤣

    JoeJoeАй бұрын
  • Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start? E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam

    Raz / Rhianna SpiersRaz / Rhianna Spiers2 ай бұрын
  • this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason

    SamJesus8SamJesus82 ай бұрын
    • @incT imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything

      SamJesus8SamJesus82 ай бұрын
    • 1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
    • i have some bad news for you

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
  • In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂

    Harry SatinHarry Satin2 ай бұрын
    • Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…

      Bálint SitkeiBálint Sitkei20 күн бұрын
  • "Richard was in charge of valet parking." -May Everyone on God's beautiful green pasture: 😱

    someferalkidsomeferalkid2 ай бұрын
    • What episode was this 8:20

      MR 63 AMGMR 63 AMGАй бұрын
  • I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.

    Beverley EllieBeverley EllieАй бұрын
  • Just 40 minutes better than the entire TG Series 23 onwards

    A HassenA Hassen2 ай бұрын
  • James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...

    JPker JPker 2 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for this, love these compilations.

    IloveBaconBoyIloveBaconBoyАй бұрын
  • Saw this first hand in Paris as a kid. My jaw dropped as she just bashed open a space 🤣

    Procat ProcatProcat ProcatАй бұрын
  • “Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.

    Robert NapierRobert Napier2 ай бұрын
  • Clarkson is a british treasure

    Saif RehmanSaif RehmanАй бұрын
  • I love the clip of Hammond in the bumper 😂😂

    WallChartWallChart2 ай бұрын
  • I love how they just say “sorry!”

    Akotski1338Akotski13382 ай бұрын
  • I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one

    Neil MurphyNeil Murphy2 ай бұрын
  • 1 mil views in 2 weeks? This shows how much people miss the show

    Eduard Peeter LemmingEduard Peeter Lemming2 ай бұрын
  • It reminds me of the first time I saw a Citroën C6. It was just on the market and while I was admiring the car, the owner got in. Bumped the car in front, bumped the car in reverse and drove off.

    FoekeFoeke2 ай бұрын
  • 1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place. Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂

    SilentdeathSilentdeathАй бұрын
  • Top gear can make parking exciting and funny

    Pierce McCauleyPierce McCauley2 ай бұрын
  • I wish you would’ve included the bit from the Michael McIntyre interview. That was one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen on Top Gear. Edit: For anyone curious, here's the scene:

    Baka_MarimoBaka_Marimo2 ай бұрын
    • @J C The clip is on youtube. I highly recommend that you watch it 👍

      Baka_MarimoBaka_Marimo2 ай бұрын
    • Don't know this

      J CJ C2 ай бұрын
    • you're right

      incTincT2 ай бұрын
  • Just like a 997 Gen 2, this stuff gets better and better with age

    Kenny GrantKenny Grant2 ай бұрын
  • Had me in stitches! 😂😂

    Tim HicksTim Hicks2 ай бұрын
  • we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!

    David GordonDavid Gordon2 ай бұрын
  • Calebs business idea has me dead

    Lucas BrownLucas Brown6 күн бұрын
  • Ce sont vraiment des fou, Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear

    Christophe MichelottiChristophe Michelotti2 ай бұрын
  • I'll be more concerned than happy if I see them driving in a parking lot where my car is parked 😅

    MrWortWort1MrWortWort12 ай бұрын
  • The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL "I need to drill some holes for your eyes." "You bloody don't !" LOL

    Mark CravenMark CravenАй бұрын
  • This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.

    Spirit HealerSpirit Healer2 ай бұрын
  • 1:34 you can’t charge people for gettin them out of a problem you caused😂

    Widow Maker GarageWidow Maker Garage16 күн бұрын
  • "the button on the key fob activates a flare" classic

    Bad LarryBad Larry23 күн бұрын
  • My late Father told me about this in France in the 60s - The French way of parking.

    Grahamp WildGrahamp Wild20 күн бұрын
  • how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...

    Tommy CullenTommy Cullen2 ай бұрын
  • I’m 25 and a half minutes in, STILL confused where the pranks are, until I finally realized I shouldn’t have graduated elementary school

    Sam TildenSam TildenАй бұрын
  • At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.

    Dave SissonDave Sisson2 ай бұрын
  • Back when top gear was funnny and fun to watch

    MrWorksMrWorks2 ай бұрын
  • I actually saw someone parking like that in Lyon. He hit a Porsche

    Adrian To GoAdrian To Go2 ай бұрын
  • they're genuinely just professional grown up teenagers

    LargeLadSteveLargeLadSteve2 ай бұрын
  • Thank you for uploading these compilations.

    Scott Mcmillian IIScott Mcmillian II2 ай бұрын
  • Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less

    perhapscoleiroperhapscoleiro2 ай бұрын
  • 30:27 camerawork moment

    JacobPug PoirierJacobPug Poirier9 күн бұрын
  • how does this have 1.1 million views already it's a 40 minute video of them parking

    incTincT2 ай бұрын
    • It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content

      PomPomАй бұрын
    • Quality content attracts quality people

      RaiuRaiu2 ай бұрын
  • I really miss those guys 💔

    Abdulla AlsadaAbdulla Alsada2 ай бұрын
  • I live in Valencia Spain and the first scene is 100% a Spanish approach. 😂

    DryluDrylu2 ай бұрын
  • *signs in, immediately sees them bashing the French* Me: “…This is exactly what I came here for” 😂😂

    ThaDevilsJesterThaDevilsJesterАй бұрын
  • Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....

    Zunaid KajeeZunaid Kajee2 ай бұрын
  • anyone else instantly recognize that turn at 22:05???

    بارثبارث2 ай бұрын
  • Lol! That was great! Love you guys!!!

    David TrotterDavid Trotter2 ай бұрын
  • The lone clap from James at the end

    Kelton RynardKelton RynardАй бұрын
  • May trying to close the trunk (boot) on the dishwasher. May, my good man, that happens quite often here in the states.

    Nick SivertNick Sivert2 ай бұрын
  • I wish I could see all that series

    Gabriel V.Gabriel V.Ай бұрын
  • The dig at the three-wheel cars is so funny

    Neil MurphyNeil Murphy2 ай бұрын
  • I know they’re still doing the specials for Amazon but I miss these 3 lunatics.

    Wadewilsondp07 CWadewilsondp07 C25 күн бұрын
  • If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!

    Landon LovetteLandon Lovette2 ай бұрын
  • Pretty accurate about hoy french people park.

    Alex díazAlex díazАй бұрын
  • Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌

    Ian NortonIan Norton2 ай бұрын
  • "I don't know how to park a boat, I'm not going to lie."

    Martin PaveyMartin Pavey18 күн бұрын