Clarkson, Hammond and May Parking Compilation
2023 ж. 8 Қаң.
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only included bits where parking is the main focus/topic of discussion or else the video would be too long. obviously missed a lot here.
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I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes
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Clarkson, Hammon and May Breathing Compilation
@Ross Rankin he’ll be out of ideas when it’s unfunny or largely recycled
Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?” Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀 This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️
It's funny for sure but that guy probably knows Top Gear
Hmm?? Nm??????? NMM????
@trainman665 Thank you, captain obvious! I’d say "I bet you’re extremely fun at parties" but it’s obvious that you don’t get invited to any lol.
@JazzingPanda To an extent I agree but almost all of the ‘accidents’ and gags they do these days are part of the script and you can tell it’s artificial witch spoils it for me.
@trainman665 it’s “loosely scripted”. The events are mostly planned out with a “you guys are going to do this” and then they just get on with it. The reactions and banter between them is just on the fly. Situational improv I guess?
I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes. I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.
Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars. Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels. Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero
@incT no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero
am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?
No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet
@Rambling Rob Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.
All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak
My favourite bits are: 1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10. 2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42. 3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.
carnage au trois was hilarious
The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too
French package
It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!
I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks
the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"
Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious
Hello
Jame's May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.
Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.
handbrake turn compilation ?
Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.
I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations
Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.
I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything
wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too
The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.
2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.
Love the compilations, keep them coming!
i shall!
Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol
Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD
Really? It is a crap program that is worked around crap.
The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days
Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen. But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.
23:55 -How far away is that? -Like 15 feet -Hammond? -What? -We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap That part got me tearing lol
They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.
"Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣
The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.
The Vietnam Grand tour episode with the boats is my favorite. James brought the best boat although slow the shaft propeller and rudder setup is the best for what they were doing and if it had a skeg guard for the prop alot of the tangles wouldn't of even happened. Plus the character of a old wooden boat is much more appeasing than a plastic speedboat and if you've ever driven a jet boat over 20ft it's like driving a drunk jetski hence why Jezza crashes constantly.
Legends, how they made so much out of a car show is unbelievable. Been watching them for 15 years and still going........ well may be if jeremy stops talking
As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other
Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.
Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best
Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.
he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂
Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!
Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!
I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.
35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.
28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.
Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.
You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views
These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it
Going with a slightly more aggressive cam and advancing the timing a bit could improve power by 1-5%. 7-15hp and 5-10 trq
40min of them parking holy shit😂😂
I can’t believe you edited this together. Must have taken forever
yep
Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!
Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.
My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.
These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting
When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂
Richard dumping all those keys in a bucket... that part was seriously hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Parking is one of the enigmas of the modern world… but these regards make it even more enigmatic 🤣🤣
Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start? E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam
this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason
@incT imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything
1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"
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In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂
Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…
"Richard was in charge of valet parking." -May Everyone on God's beautiful green pasture: 😱
What episode was this 8:20
I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.
Just 40 minutes better than the entire TG Series 23 onwards
James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...
Thanks for this, love these compilations.
Saw this first hand in Paris as a kid. My jaw dropped as she just bashed open a space 🤣
“Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.
Clarkson is a british treasure
I love the clip of Hammond in the bumper 😂😂
I love how they just say “sorry!”
I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one
1 mil views in 2 weeks? This shows how much people miss the show
It reminds me of the first time I saw a Citroën C6. It was just on the market and while I was admiring the car, the owner got in. Bumped the car in front, bumped the car in reverse and drove off.
1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place. Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂
Top gear can make parking exciting and funny
I wish you would’ve included the bit from the Michael McIntyre interview. That was one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen on Top Gear. Edit: For anyone curious, here's the scene: kzhead.info/sun/f89xnbOLjnmtY6s/bejne.html
@J C The clip is on youtube. I highly recommend that you watch it 👍
Don't know this
you're right
Just like a 997 Gen 2, this stuff gets better and better with age
Had me in stitches! 😂😂
we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!
Calebs business idea has me dead
Ce sont vraiment des fou, Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear
I'll be more concerned than happy if I see them driving in a parking lot where my car is parked 😅
The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL "I need to drill some holes for your eyes." "You bloody don't !" LOL
This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.
1:34 you can’t charge people for gettin them out of a problem you caused😂
"the button on the key fob activates a flare" classic
My late Father told me about this in France in the 60s - The French way of parking.
how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...
I’m 25 and a half minutes in, STILL confused where the pranks are, until I finally realized I shouldn’t have graduated elementary school
At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.
Back when top gear was funnny and fun to watch
I actually saw someone parking like that in Lyon. He hit a Porsche
they're genuinely just professional grown up teenagers
Thank you for uploading these compilations.
Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less
30:27 camerawork moment
how does this have 1.1 million views already it's a 40 minute video of them parking
It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content
Quality content attracts quality people
I really miss those guys 💔
I live in Valencia Spain and the first scene is 100% a Spanish approach. 😂
*signs in, immediately sees them bashing the French* Me: “…This is exactly what I came here for” 😂😂
Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....
anyone else instantly recognize that turn at 22:05???
Lol! That was great! Love you guys!!!
The lone clap from James at the end
May trying to close the trunk (boot) on the dishwasher. May, my good man, that happens quite often here in the states.
I wish I could see all that series
The dig at the three-wheel cars is so funny
I know they’re still doing the specials for Amazon but I miss these 3 lunatics.
If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!
Pretty accurate about hoy french people park.
Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌
"I don't know how to park a boat, I'm not going to lie."