Dear God how are you even alive?????????
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Alternate title: bored doctor scares the living shit out of a patient
seems legit
@@siennabarbeler681 whats so wrong with it-
@@websitelink maybes they’re an kid idk
@@darkwlf5676 yeah i saw their vids they are a kid
That fucking name-
*Me at the doctors* Me: Could you whisper while doing this? Doctor: What Me: What
My doctor actually speaks verryyyyy softly and it calms me down and gives me tingles😂
@@r.ylan.d oohh if someone did that to me ill just fell asleep
@@sakurachanuwu3503 ikr😂 I feel somehow so comfortable when a needle is stuck in my arm because he talks to me while he does it😂😂😂
@@r.ylan.d oooo
@@r.ylan.d damn what doctor do you go to? finna pull up lmao.. wait hol up i was listenin and she just asked for my serial number.. 🤨
Gibi 1 year ago: “I don’t recognise you” Gibi now: “I changed professions because of you” 🤣🤣🤣
I’m in love with the small jokes she makes during these like ‘Your ears are clogged’ ‘does it sound like I’m whispering? Yeah that’s a problem’
😂
how are these jokes homie theyre just regular statements
@@calmingnature-whitenoise6945because it's an asmr video
😂
“Everything is wrong with you.” Damn sis, therapy wasn’t until Friday.
LMFAO
Lol
SAME WTF
💀💀💀😂
tuesdays* lol
Everything is wrong with you. No, no she’s got a point.
This is such an underrated comment 😂
Thanks for this because I busted out laughing and I really needed that today 👏🏻
Sams
Lol
Emperors new grove?
"We work from 9am until midnight...AND THEN WE WORK SOME MORE. But don't come at 8am I guess because we won't be here" I've never laughed so hard at an ASMR video 😂
gibi: “dare i look at your eyes-“ me: “that’s probably not a good idea” gibi: “great let’s get to it”
Her: **hits knee** Me 3 days later kicking my brother: ah I do have reflexes
Sounds like you need to clear your cache my friend
@@abbadon2929 he's the human equivalent of internet explorer
Underrated comment 😭
did i like the comment because I saw Loki- yeah
@@valeriemontoisis7592 understandable
"Your breathing is horrible." Me, with asthma, unable to afford an inhaler: *Interesting.*
Damn
Damm I thought the uk was harsh on medical tax But America this is too far
@xjxxmdmme djjdjdd that’s too dark bro
@@harkigaming7083 Canada is bad too. I'm a diabetic that can't afford insulin. Lol. Gotta use the stuff lost in the back of the fridge from 2012.
@@harkigaming7083 nope, you should thank ours lol. USA is h a r s h
I love how she's so relieved that there's nothing wrong with your eyes and then you tell her you can't see out of one of them
Going to Comment sections in any other ASMR channel: “it’s so relaxing, thank you so much! I feel so much better now!” Coming here: *turns everything she says into a meme*
Gibi: *taps knee* Me: ... Gibi: *violently assaults knee* Me: “HEY HEY STOP STOP STOP”
She said : 💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨
@@acidic_possum2791 HAHENEBRN
The ends called a reflex, reflexes don't have to be the thing you see in cartoons where your legs jumps. Please don't attack me for staying a fact ༎ຶٹ༎ຶ
BONK
How many times i replayed that is uncountable
Gibi: “How are you even alive right now” The whole bottle of vitamin gummy’s i took when i was six: “😺😺👍
Same!
Love your pfp😂😈
@@chloe3844 thanks
The whole bottle of fintstone vitmems we all ate when you get
How are y’all eating healthy? I am so unhealthy 😂 I have t taken one vitamin sence I was 6. I’m 13 now 🤣
When she said, “we do have another way we can check your temperature” I died 😂😂😂😂
Ohh I love it when this genre isn't really a comedy I mean, here Gibi is serious and kind?? And it's so interesting to watch
Gibi: “This is my medical certificate “ Also Gibi : *shows what I presume is Chinese kids book*
Yeah and? Looks official to me
@@bluefield086 LMAO
Chinese kids book about the magical bat soup, the best remedy on earth.
@@aidanhan6762 imagine thinking your funny when your just racist😃
@@shrekthehandsome4591 actually it was funny so stfu
Alternate title: “Google search: I have a cough”
Ooof
Webmd:Cancer
😂😂😂
Google makes a common cold seem like a terminal illness
“you have chlamydia” 😂
I'm sorry, but I just started laughing mid way through cause your reactions are so "genuine" 🤣🤣🤣 Specially in the x-ray part: "how arw you walking?" 🤣
Favorite part: I haven’t seen my cat in a year. She does her own thing & I do my own thing 😂I was just starting to fall asleep 😂 Gibi does such a great job that I was relaxed again only 5 seconds later 💕💕
Gibi: How are you even alive right now?? That extra vitamin gummy I took 6 years ago: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Take 2 more 😂😶✋️
Or 4 more 🙃
Oh god me. I ate them like candy.
And my mom wondered why ran out of them in a week
I took a whole pack of extra vitamin gummies
This is literally me at age 8 with my medical toy kit telling my grandpa he needs flower tea to cure his baldness
HAHAUAHAJSIWBWISHSWO
lmao
why am i laughing so hard help JSBFNSVDNSVDNS
IM-
IM EVAPORATING SOSNQ9QE9ZWN
I just watched this and it's probably one of my top 5. The noise when you tap on the hours sign is aaaamazing!
Gibi: "Everything is wrong with you" Me: "I couldn't agree more" 👍🏻
Gibi: how are you even alive right now???? Me: I’m procrastinating death
I'm living bc I was told to die
@@gachallama8440 ok?...
@Luna On nightwatch I don't like to procrastinate. I got that part done the second I had life.
I'm too lazy to die
😂😂😂😂😂
"your ears are clogged bad, how loud am i to you? sounds like im whispering? yeah that's an issue." why is no one appreciating this amazing joke
Oh em gee I accidentally hit the thumbs down but I promise I hit the like button
We are you just can't hear us
Tyler Hutchinson underrated reply
@@_Izza_. highest rated reply to thid comment actually
Cheesburger
Time laps 0:10 welcome in 1:14 medical information 2:40 gets tools ready 7:04 checks heartbeat 8:01 gives heart pills 8:52 check blood pressure 10:11 gives high blood pressure meds 10:56 checks temperature 13:12 checks reflexes 15:09 gives medication 15:44 checks x-ray 19:10 checks ankle 19:10 gives injections in foot 21:28 gives flu injection 22:16 helps with injection reaction 23:48 looks in ear 28:46 looks in mouth at teeth 31:36 brush teeth 33:32 puts mask on 37:28 saying bye
You forget the looking at the eyes one
@@alexisclark7629 thanks
i like the sound of your pen writing ❤ and thank you for making me giggle; you are so good at what you do! Thank You! 😁
I like how when she was testing our reflexes just just start BEATING THE SHIT out of our knees
If we had reflexes before, we *definitely* don’t have any now
XD Lol
123 likes nice, time to get rid of it
@ShadowDemon especially if we watch this more than once... *rewatches*
Ikr lol
Gibi: How aren't you dead Me: *not dying out of spite because someone told me to die*
@@CoffinatedTea All stay strong, we live eternally! All is well in the Afton family! Lives? They fell to pure insanity. All is hell in the Afton family.
man too angry to die
@@CoffinatedTea Are you ok? Did you take your meds? Do you need help? I have so many questions.
Remember what TF2 soldier said, dying is gay
@@CoffinatedTea r/cringetopia no offense
No one: Absolutely no one: Gibi: legit hammering my knee not careing she's gonna break it!
I really love this combination of whispering, medical, tapping and everything is wrong
Gibi: “How are you even alive right now?” Me:” Those gummies I took in 2019 work really well”
They must have been flinstone gummies
@@shungite4580 Those Slapped
I remember taking only the yellow ones cuz they're lemon so its "the healthiest" lmao
@@shungite4580 Yeah they were flintstones, but I ate more than 2 gummies.... I ate 10 since they were so good....
What's a Flintstone gummy
me: *reads title*: “everything is wrong with you” also me: “nice let’s be nice, we don’t have to go there, i mean you’re not wrong, but you didn’t have to say it”
Gibi helping everyone sleep: get some rest tall child you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends
To quote the great mulaney- “We know but heyyyyyy”
SAS reference? a man of culture clearly
Everything is fine with me pink sus Let’s Vote her out Gibi was a imposter One. Imposter remains Us:😨
True ik your just Graying to be funny but it a bit mean
Everytime I rewatch this I'm hoping she makes a series just like this, but not only is everything right with you, but it's scarily better than it should be. And you being so healthy has actually circled back around to being wrong. Your eyesight and hearing is bordering on supernatural and you literally can't avoid eavesdropping, your teeth are so clean and white they blind people, your hair is perfectly oiled and healthy that lice cannot survive in them, but neither can the good bacteria needed. Stuff like that
You are amazing! I’ve watched you for a while, but I stooped and you popped up on my recommendations recently. This gives me nostalgia of playing with my siblings, LOL 😆
"what is your cereal number" me: oh..like 2 bowls a day
Ahaha same
👌👌👌
Underrated comment
How are you able to eat 2 whole bowls of cereal a day I just eat 1 and then call it a day
@@lebronthegoat3670 why would you call it a day? It's cereal
"Whats your diet like?!?!?" Me: *sips monster energy drink at 2 in the morning after finishing my 4th rice krispy* pretty healthy I'd say
I drink energy drinks and a lot of monster energy at 4AM
I did a double take because this perfectly describes one of my friends lol
Hehe nice
But did you die?!
@@pansexualdisaster but did they die? Live it up or die a miserable boring life
probably my favorite video of gibi’s! the first few times i watched it i was laughing so hard i couldn’t fall asleep😭
Gibi: hits leg with mallet Leg: Gibi: *opens eyes wide* Leg: still doesn’t do anything Gibi: starts violently hitting leg with mallot**
LOL
U had 99 likes so I needed to do it
Is gibi my dad? Went to town beating shit with a mallet
Oh yeah beat that meat baby! Harder faster don't stop almost there!
@@tylerhutchinson1326 lol (Psst, guy im scared...)
I love this. She said “your heart is going to explode” *5 minutes later* “are you stressed in your everyday life?”
Xj
XD
I'm sorry but how do you get bold text? Google is not being very helpful
@@Stary_nights77 you put * * around the text and it does it, * like this * but without spaces. Example *hi*
@@luhxphil2460 thank you
I used to be a fan of your Asmr but now I am a whole air conditioner I got sooo many tingles ty!!
omg this is so relaxing i love your hair!
Me: “dying of a heart attack” Gibi: “I’m just gonna write you a prescription”
Lol
how does one do that
Doctors don’t write prescriptions, they scribble them
Amazingly, aspirin is used to treat heart attacks, actually... x'D
Did anyone else realise sje said 14pm - 7pm guessing she meant 2pm but 🤷🏻♀️
Gibi: "You don't have any reflexes in that arm but its fine" Me, a neurologist: 👁👄👁
“Your right lung isn’t working but that’s fine”
@@ED-so9eb oopsie, accidentally cut off your heart's circulation, just a mo! Lol.
“Your right eye isn’t working but it’s fine”
“You’re going into sepsis, but that’s fine!”
You no longer have a pulse... but its fine
all ur vids are really relaxing they help me when im stressed
Gibi is THE best, you relax and laugh before sleep
Gibi: starts bashing my leg with a little hammer. Me: looks down, "whys my leg bleeding"
why’s my leg... over there
No wonder the bones aren't connected, you broke 'em
Wo i have 500 likes geez thank you guys like dont need to be like one of people but I have never had anything like this at all
I mean its probably not much to somepeople but thank you
Me: am I gonna die? Doctor: No you just have every cancer that exist, Heart failure, Acid Reflex, Blindness, And everything you could *imagine* Me: can I die in 𝓒𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮
That font lit tho
I don't understand, but I laugh so have a like.
I mean having an acid reflex is a good thing
Me who has acid reflex: 👁👄👁
Acid reflex isn’t deadly
Firstly I really like your videos they are so relaxing and help me sleep and also love the hair it looks really pretty
I love Gibi. This video is so brilliant. The stethoscope and the time schedule just kill me!
Google: what are your symptoms? Me: uhh cough and a little headache ig Google:
Addi A. Don't forget the bot gmails and texts from shady numbers asking you to get tested.
It's corona time
Erm... in December 2020 (1mth ago as it says for me), the pandemic was at one of its worse points
*”How are you not dead?”*
and then they’ll be like ”only go to to a doctor if your eye exploded”
Gibi: "How are you even alive right now??" Me: "I'm being held together by duct tape and superglue"
Flex tape now thats a lot damage
Now thats alot of damage
FLEX TAPE DO COME HANDY- ✨😩😌🥓
@@missnazzy2467 is that bacon 😭
The power of flex tape
Nothing better than coming back to the very first video I watched of yours!
I love watching these kinds of videos when I'm sick. I'm actually sick right now:')
Pov: *You're a normal movie and Cinema Sins is making a video about you.*
Alright this almost made me choke on my corn dog. Top comment energy here
Lol
AHAHAH good one
I had an ad on this video so I guess... 45 SECONDS OF DAMM LOGOS
I think I’m about to set a new record for highest amount of sins in the least amount of time.
"Everything is Wrong With You" *I've never been so offended by something I completely agree with*
Same-😂
Ditto LOL!🤣
Same I haven't been to a doctor in YEARS but I'm sure if I went they'd cry
KASHSKFDIU- Okay but relatable
i mean..... same dude
that heart medication tapping uggggghhhhh I was surprised by how many tingles that gave me.
Her saying my temperature was low makes me giggle every time I watch this because I'm reminded of one time doctor took my temperature and it was 32 °C and she was baffled by it because I felt completely fine 😂😂
Gibi: “Am I hitting the right spot?” Me: that’s what she said 5 seconds later *aggressively hits knee*
Ngl going harder is kinda my strategy in that scenario so pretty accurate
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 i-
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 AYO
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 bro
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 is she disabled yet? If not hit even harder
Gibi: "How are you alive?" Me: Out of pure spite
I felt that! Lmao
Same I am here to be a dark omen. I leave my den of lies once a year to watch the children as they walk pass on Halloween with a scythe and a veil.
@@lillianblack8749 what a mood
Same gurl but it’s more of a den of depression.
I read that as Sprite
Your beauty absolutely astounds me everytime I come across one of your videos . Just next level beauty
This is genuinely one of my fav Gibi videos, if not my like absolutely fav overall. It’s just so fun and tingly and idk it’s just great 😂
i cannot comprehend how she isn’t cracking up while making this
She probably did. Multiple times.
*inner screaming intensifies*
not gonna lie she probably is. or daisy is watching and laughing in the background
Very true
@@somememeguy3166 *OUTER SCREAMING INTENSITIES*
Me: “I think I’ve seen you before, is your name Daisy?” “Gibi”: *sweats profusely*
Ladies and gentleman we got em
YOU FINNA DIE BABY *bass boost* Chicken and biscuit *bass boost*
“Everything is wrong with you” I know right😭😭 By the way your asmr is amazing, I haven’t watched a video where I was disappointed. Thank you so much for making me feel sleepy and relaxed🙏
I love how she said I hope we have an u eventful day and everything goes wrong it was so great
Why is no one talking about the anger when Gibi repeatedly tries to get a reflex out of us. It was honestly so great
I don’t think you understand how long I’ve been looking for this comment 💀🖐
I LAUGHED SO HARD AND ITS 1 IN THE MORNING BAHAHAHHA
If I were the camera I would my knee would be dead
Ikr
@DaRobloxGamer shut up please😁
"How are you even alive right now?!" Totem of undying
God how you watching this bro you died 3000 years ago not 2009
@@julieannteasdale5054 im immortal bruv
Oh yea forgot lol I'm not religious
@@julieannteasdale5054 yeah, sometimes I don't believe in myself either
Everyone has self doubt, even Jesus Christ
I love how she always makes her videos so interesting 🧐 😃😜
The beginning of one of the best series in the world, that somehow has actual lore for us psychotic, horrifying patients
Nobody: 99.99% of comments: “everything is wrong with you” “yup right”
Literally...
I came here for an escape, not some hard truth...
@@quantumjoss big facts
Nobody: 99% of the comments: “Nobody: 99.99% of comments: ‘everything is wrong with you’ ‘yup right’”
Kaydence Holton 0.01 of the comments complaining about it
Gibi: *smacks knee with mallet* 3 days later Me: *leg randomly kicks* yes my reflex’s are on point
Lolll
when the weed kicks in
I'm *✨wheezing✨*
Lmao
haha
Idk why, but I love these videos
"Everything is wrong with you" Me: you don't have to rub it in-
Gibi once she’s done: “so you’re either immortal or every test we’ve ever done is wrong”
🤣🤣🤣LMAO
Time stamp?
If we were immortal, it would still mean every test any doctor has ever done has been wrong
@@Resi1ience How
@@EliteAaron Because almost all medical tests are based on the assumption that you are mortal.
Ok, I can’t be the only one who burst out laughing at “Your eyes are fine- you can’t see out of one eye.”
She sounded so relieved then just really annoying
@@dayrr exactly XD
@@luaneedssleep I saw your channel, saw your underrated. I will be sending my subscribers in for you soon :D
@@OZBALLZ_ oh my stars THANK YOUUU
@@luaneedssleep ofc!
You are my absolute ideal i adore you so much keep up the good work!!💗💖
“ are you married? “ Me: … do fictional characters count? If not then no 😂
Time stamps 0:02 intro 0:31 talking about her study a abroad 0:56 getting information 2:34 laying out a new cover 2:59 tapping on bear 3:20 wispering 4:12 asking questions 4:45 getting out stuff 6:20 asking if you have any vaccines 6:22 taking one sassy breath 6:40 checking your heart 7:31 being rude🤣😂 7:48 writing you a prescription 8:06 giving you the medicine 9:23 checking your blood pressure 10:11 giving you more medicine 10:52 putt thermometer under your toung 12:39 checking your reflexes 13:26 her thinking your a nail 13:29 tell you that your reflexes are BAD 14:23 writing all the prescriptions for all of the 3 things 14:42 giving you more pills 15:44 checking your x-rays 17:54 putting ointment on you 18:41 telling you that you need to be in a wheelchair 19:16 giving you a shot 19:39 wrapping your foot 20:35 giving you a bunnie 10:57 putting ointment on your arm 21:29 giving you a flu shot 21:51 asking if you ever had any reactions to it 22:14 putting cream on your arm 22:49 giving you a bandade 23:40 checking your ears I'm sorry that's all I can do for now Ok heres the rest of it sorry for the wait 24:40 getting ear wax out 27:09 checking your eyes 28:23 checking your teeth 31:44 brushing your teeth 32:33 flossing your teeth 33:53 putting numbing cream in your mouth cuz that totally won't poison you 34:36 giving you a shot in your mouth 35:07 pulling out your tooth 35:42 putting in new tooth 36:13 dont forget your pills 0:02 if you want to go back to the start Edit:thank you ive never gotten this much likes
thanks! this deserves more likes
@@blazey51835 sorry im 8 and don't know what that is
@@marahtorrez7201 you were 3 when you made this account?
@@caylynn no i was 8 and im 9 now
@@caylynn ohhh well to explain it this is my sisters acount i use it because i dont have my ow acount
This is me at 7 with the toy mallot hitting people as hard as I could and saying "DID YOU FEEL THAT?!"
😂😂
So I'm not the only one who did that!?😂🖐
@@cloudy_skies5336 Toy hammers activate the Cain instinct
"Do you feel it, Mr Krabs?"
My parents would literally scream 😂
“How are you alive” …the power of friendship?😄
as someone who doesn’t respond to reflex tests, i hope my doctor never decides to break my kneecaps in the pursuit of a reaction
Gibi: "How are you even alive right now?" Me: "I took a whole bottle of Flintstones Vitamins all at once. Had I taken 2 bottles, I might have tore apart the very fabric of time and space."
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a tear in the fabric of space and time, at this point it's pretty ordinary. But please don't doom us all😁
I took 16
@@enderlemon3054 bottles or gummies?
@@babaooey7671 gummies
I LITERALLY CANT OMLLLLL
this has the energy of a toddler with a playset saying gibberish to her teddy bear and this video is the translation and POV of whats going on in her imagination
Ok,yes. I'm with it
yes
For sure
Haven’t read a weirdly accurate comment like this in a long time.
Now I'm just imagining this while watching
0:47 she gives us a death stare into are soul What every doctor does they just look into are soul
omg the ear exam.. i melted 👌🏻
“i have a cat named terri, so sweet.... i haven’t seen her in about a year , but she does her own i thing I do mine” I LOST IT. Gibis acting chops are truly ✨stellar✨
YES hahaha
"And your serial number?" "I'd say about 6?" "Ok, cool"
correction: 666
LMAO- what?
What's a serial number-
Oh no lol
@@shtackie3499 it’s a sequence of numbers they give you at birth so later when people ask why it is for like important things you just tell them the number
I love Gibi tapping on the stethoscope because if that was a real one that was actually in her ears, her eardrums would like explode, trust me i’ve tried it
You know you’ve watched to much asmr when you don’t feel tingles anymore- 🥲
13:18 i love the fact on how she just started bashing my leg with a hammer because it had no reflex😭🖐️
Gibi:"what do you do on weekends for fun?" Me: "contemplate death" Gibi: *very cool*
I read this as she literally said it 😂😂😂
lol btw i do relate
It’s sad this is true for me too
awww here’s a hug ily 🥺❤️
i do too
I was trying to sleep to this then she said “I’m glad you came because your heart would eventually explode” that woke me straight up
Lol
You could say that your heart almost exploded.
@@mellyfsh What a mood 😂
Gibi: How are you even alive? Me: I'm not, this is an illusion
I love it when gibi is doing our reflexes and she starts doing our leg hits it twice and then waits then just starts to go beat a lot and just brake out leg lol
“how are you alive right now?” they say duck tape fixes everything right?
Yaaaas Queen!
Underrated comment
FLEX TAPE
@@comfycoffeecup283 Heart about to burst? Just slap some Flex Tape on that. Not convinced? Watch as I saw this heart in half and use it sail across the lake!
It didn’t fix my marriage
"Oh you fell down stairs 5 times, you snapped your neck, broke your legs and arms, heart is exploding and you're coughing up blood? Heres an ice pack" - School nurse
Thats realy how it be tho
What the nurse expects: *magical healing commences* What actually happens: HOW THE F**K IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP?
Lol yep
In my School,we didn't had a nurse
Why is this so accurate?
This made me fall asleep in 5 mins it normally takes me an hour to fall asleep because I have adhd
What I really like in this video are Gibis sassy looks she gives us it is really funny 😆