Anthony Jeselnik Roasts FOX5

2012 ж. 27 Қыр.
1 510 167 Рет қаралды

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  • Patrice O'Neal on Anthony Jeselnik: "He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter."

    @jrrd4069@jrrd40692 жыл бұрын
    • Patrice gave him the most props during that roast though.

      @lizardmandx@lizardmandx2 жыл бұрын
    • "Gimme my giant turkey leg, you fuckin nothin!"

      @TheBouch33@TheBouch332 жыл бұрын
    • RIP Patrice

      @rutherfrogp.wilmington4907@rutherfrogp.wilmington4907 Жыл бұрын
  • "your promises are hollow" what a guy

    @jonahdavis7833@jonahdavis78338 жыл бұрын
  • That reporter looks like a computer science major dressing up as Donald Draper for Halloween.

    @aleciakorkowski8714@aleciakorkowski87148 жыл бұрын
    • +Alecia Korkowski lmao!!!!

      @einedimension@einedimension8 жыл бұрын
    • so specific and so accurate. hahah jesus

      @trevornielsen1533@trevornielsen15338 жыл бұрын
    • Uh YEP. You nailed it. hahahaha

      @JackstandJohnny@JackstandJohnny8 жыл бұрын
    • +Alecia Korkowski Kudos

      @CarlosBeo@CarlosBeo8 жыл бұрын
    • +Alecia Korkowski oh wow that made me howl with laughter. He seemed so uncomfortable to be talking to another human being.

      @malisolja18@malisolja188 жыл бұрын
  • This reporter is by far the most laid back I've ever seen. I wonder if he's always like this or if he felt loose because of Anthony.

    @ScreaminSavior@ScreaminSavior8 жыл бұрын
    • he's always like that, I remember watching him before and thinking the same thing

      @victordhillon1256@victordhillon12567 жыл бұрын
    • Timothy Hale he was having a nervous break down

      @PM-wp6ze@PM-wp6ze5 жыл бұрын
    • Funny how you see laid back, and I see fake and uptight. You're prolly a better person than me.

      @ClarkPotter@ClarkPotter5 жыл бұрын
    • Klonopin. Lots of Klonopin

      @TheInsaneCloud@TheInsaneCloud5 жыл бұрын
    • Aren't they in Cali?

      @JohnDoe-cd6ro@JohnDoe-cd6ro5 жыл бұрын
  • The interviewer is like a closet gay Mexican Clark Kent

    @jessecanines3340@jessecanines334010 жыл бұрын
    • Jesse Canines they call that "Oscar DeLaJoya syndrome" at FOX5.

      @oakpoacher433@oakpoacher4336 жыл бұрын
    • mexican?

      @unusuario5173@unusuario51735 жыл бұрын
    • Jesse Canines canceled! Lol

      @bobgard@bobgard4 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

      @gogogogogirl@gogogogogirl4 жыл бұрын
    • Gaytonio Banderas

      @johann242@johann2424 жыл бұрын
  • I love the reporter. Seems like a nice, kind person.

    @TissDiss@TissDiss8 жыл бұрын
    • +TissDiss your upvotes were all from "nice kind people" who think that if they upvote that comment, that itll make everyone somehow like them more. lmao.

      @HooverBeast@HooverBeast8 жыл бұрын
    • +HooverBeast hahaha weirdo

      @molotov2786437729428@molotov27864377294288 жыл бұрын
    • I really liked the reporter. I'm usually disappointed or annoyed by most interviewers (such as Larry King), but this guy is a true fan of his subject and has great sense of humor

      @Mirabala19@Mirabala198 жыл бұрын
    • HooverBeast shut up dipshit.

      @TissDiss@TissDiss8 жыл бұрын
    • lol hooverbeast so jealous

      @danm2084@danm20847 жыл бұрын
  • "You have a big fan back there..." "Of course it's a guy."

    @damiantorres1702@damiantorres17028 жыл бұрын
    • He seems to know his audience 🤷

      @Johnnyybbee@Johnnyybbee2 жыл бұрын
  • that reporter really hates his life. looked at Anthony like a house cat looking out the window dreaming of freedom.

    @jangalexisruiz7491@jangalexisruiz74917 жыл бұрын
    • 👌🏼

      @marloz2@marloz27 жыл бұрын
    • Sooooooooo on point

      @vividhit@vividhit7 жыл бұрын
    • He lives in a penthouse overlooking Petco Park. Everyone else getting paid shit on that morning shift at 4am hates their life.

      @Defenseman61913@Defenseman619137 жыл бұрын
    • Perfect for when he realizes his life is vapid and pointless, he can throw himself right over the ledge. Since when were children and mortgages life goals???

      @munafo13@munafo137 жыл бұрын
    • jangalexis Ruiz there's no widow or window it's a studio

      @mxamiss5@mxamiss57 жыл бұрын
  • gotta love right at the end when the reporter says that guy had a HORRIBLE laugh. he was caught up in the moment trying to be offensive too hahaha

    @flimbonimbo7259@flimbonimbo72597 жыл бұрын
    • lolllll

      @dylanh04@dylanh047 жыл бұрын
    • nailed it

      @crazyassdan1el@crazyassdan1el7 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂 I noticed that too he was trying to roast someone just to look cool like anthony 😂 what a loser

      @unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672@unitewithmusic.lyricsletra26727 жыл бұрын
    • it was so obvious i almost felt bad for him

      @crazyassdan1el@crazyassdan1el7 жыл бұрын
    • haha I know right

      @unitewithmusic.lyricsletra2672@unitewithmusic.lyricsletra26727 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm happy that you made fun of us, that was the highlight of my morning" "It was easy" genius

    @jmcieslak0@jmcieslak09 жыл бұрын
  • I came on KZhead from Netflix because I was looking for the shark party video and now I've been watching Anthony jeselnik videos for 2 hours

    @Sgtcygnus@Sgtcygnus8 жыл бұрын
    • you and me both

      @Tunathegr8@Tunathegr88 жыл бұрын
    • +GeniusImmortal yeah that's what I was watching on Netflix

      @Sgtcygnus@Sgtcygnus8 жыл бұрын
    • That's 2 hours you'll never want to get back

      @mybrainsondrums@mybrainsondrums5 жыл бұрын
    • His newest special were he is rockin a beard is pretty damn funny as well. Watch him on Tom Seguras podcast called Your Mommas House, Tom's wife forces Anthony to watch her favorite Tik-toks and he hates it and makes fun of them, its amazing.

      @lilchadaldrich@lilchadaldrich4 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/gJGdoJeNnnSolnk/bejne.html

      @lilchadaldrich@lilchadaldrich4 жыл бұрын
  • Fox 5 did really well. It was a full 2 minutes before Anthony started tearing them to shreds. 😂

    @christianperez7846@christianperez78464 жыл бұрын
  • haha this guy is laughing but he's got a voice in his ear saying " you're fucking fired"

    @jamescthompson4972@jamescthompson49728 жыл бұрын
    • You've just made me burst out laughing at 3 am. Thank you

      @frnweclipse3130@frnweclipse31302 жыл бұрын
    • @@frnweclipse3130 Not me. It was 11:30

      @davehersh667@davehersh6672 жыл бұрын
  • Good to see Clark Kent finally got his promotion.

    @Klont123@Klont1233 жыл бұрын
  • If cable news was this laid back and entertaining because it's a joy to watch and not because it's crime porn, their numbers would sky rocket

    @allanbaker7247@allanbaker72478 жыл бұрын
  • I like how the reporter cited his mortgage as a concern before citing his offspring

    @brandtbuchanan5526@brandtbuchanan55262 жыл бұрын
    • The two are directly related, brainless fuk

      @dimitrijekrstic7567@dimitrijekrstic756710 ай бұрын
  • The reporter was so nervous to be roasted any second. He looked excited for it to though lol

    @kingmufasa2021@kingmufasa20214 жыл бұрын
  • 4:06 the difference in both their reactions to the punchline was gold.

    @Juxer_SC@Juxer_SC7 жыл бұрын
    • News man: facepalm, cringing as nerves are unraveling, wiping the sweat springing from his brow.ANTHONY: Enjoying his time in the spotlight with a satisfied grin, relaxed and amused at the silly frantic News bots- hilarious observation.

      @icu3869@icu38693 ай бұрын
  • that legless cliffhanger at the end, u just cant do that to me

    @JungleCrook@JungleCrook4 жыл бұрын
  • “this was different because everyone likes Roseanne” ...oh how times have changed

    @jamiedandy8311@jamiedandy83114 жыл бұрын
    • Jamie Dandy Comics still love Roseanne.

      @vicdematos8329@vicdematos83294 жыл бұрын
    • Vic Dematos that’s nice you can speak for all the comics. Anthony jeselnik did say the word “everyone” which to me means the public opinion but what do I know 🤷‍♀️

      @jamiedandy8311@jamiedandy83114 жыл бұрын
    • @@jamiedandy8311 Everyone but the outrage twitter babies

      @NPORT1981@NPORT19814 жыл бұрын
    • @@jamiedandy8311 No he said it was hard for us(the comics) because everyone loves Roseanne(meaning the roasters). Youre not very good at understanding what people are trying to say.

      @maninblack9850@maninblack98504 жыл бұрын
    • Man In Black you aren’t good at understanding that this video was made before Roseanne racism twitter rants and my original comment was comparing the average opinion towards Roseanne before she revealed how much of a racist she is to public opinion of her now. Get smarter plz

      @jamiedandy8311@jamiedandy83114 жыл бұрын
  • Aw man, wanted to know more about that "leg-less" creature from Sea World...

    @rockmonst3r@rockmonst3r8 жыл бұрын
    • Probably a whale. Not surprised that it's legless. More surprised that it's in a news studio.

      @mattjuve5720@mattjuve57208 жыл бұрын
    • +rockmonst3r Im pretty sure it was Heather Mills

      @gregorydiasmusic@gregorydiasmusic8 жыл бұрын
    • Ronald Crump I am laughing harder at your comment than I did for the video

      @LukasKeeley@LukasKeeley7 жыл бұрын
    • I dunno. I saw a whale with a huge leg. Or maybe it wasn't his leg.

      @zabaoth@zabaoth6 жыл бұрын
    • @@mattjuve5720 this made me cry laughing lmao

      @Indi@Indi4 жыл бұрын
  • That guy renewed my faith in news channels. But only slightly.

    @common101sense@common101sense10 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony Jeselnik is sharp, fearless, intelligent and funny. Can get enough.

    @meirwise1107@meirwise11073 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony Jeselnik would make a great Bond villain. When he said "You should all be laughing", I was filled with the conviction that he was going to burn that place to the ground.

    @Ubersnipe@Ubersnipe4 жыл бұрын
  • The reporter absolutely exposing his coworker at the end there was awesome

    @Karynthian@Karynthian2 жыл бұрын
  • At the end, “Of course it’s a guy” Lmfao that slid right past them

    @NickBultman@NickBultman4 жыл бұрын
  • Idk how many times I’ve come back to watch this. It’s really some of his best work.

    @CaseyWinehouse@CaseyWinehouse11 ай бұрын
  • This is so funny, but I laughed the hardest at the ending cliffhanger. "Sea World is stopping by with a legless..." A LEGLESS WHAT?

    @KJKanon@KJKanon Жыл бұрын
  • The reporter's parents are Leonard from the big bang theory and John Hamm

    @hospitalcleaner@hospitalcleaner4 жыл бұрын
  • Only person in the world who can literally get away with any joke, truly blessed

    @Naresh10511@Naresh105113 ай бұрын
  • "That's a horrible laugh" made Anthony laugh xD

    @ArmyStrongGangflu@ArmyStrongGangflu8 жыл бұрын
  • I loved the laugh Anthony did after the cancer joke, it was so genuine because it was from him 😂

    @boylibrary3533@boylibrary35334 жыл бұрын
  • This is so great. Interviewer is a natural.

    @ashley-nt8ub@ashley-nt8ub8 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony is a true comic and entertainer, kept a straight face the whole time he was about to roast Fox News lol.

    @NextChampion@NextChampion4 жыл бұрын
  • ". . . with a legless. . ." What? With a legless what?

    @IZZY_EDIBLE@IZZY_EDIBLE4 жыл бұрын
    • ...a legless lego legolas and legless lego logolas' legless lego lass.

      @boreduser12@boreduser124 жыл бұрын
    • @@boreduser12 Fuck

      @mylord9395@mylord93954 жыл бұрын
    • Beats me... But i bet it isn't doing stand-up

      @jeremyfrancispiano2@jeremyfrancispiano23 жыл бұрын
    • A legless midget in a bikini.

      @ZedNebuloid@ZedNebuloid3 жыл бұрын
  • This was awesome 😂 love that reporter he seems like a comedy fan 👍

    @Hune44@Hune442 жыл бұрын
  • One of my favorite comedians. His humor is on another level :D

    @donaldxavier2056@donaldxavier20567 жыл бұрын
  • I love the effect he had on the robot man.

    @wolfeeewolf@wolfeeewolf10 жыл бұрын
  • the interviewer is cool he is real and nice and dorky

    @nir24adler@nir24adler9 жыл бұрын
    • I would've cracked up if Anthony had been like "You look like an old lady from a Gary Larson comic."

      @OtisOtisHH17@OtisOtisHH179 жыл бұрын
    • i wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe him

      @Flamo353@Flamo3537 жыл бұрын
    • He has to conceal his identity so no one knows he flys around and saves people

      @redshift912@redshift9125 жыл бұрын
  • "seaworld is stopping by with a LEGLESS"...A legless what!? Gah I want to KNOWWWWW

    @CorporalDillen@CorporalDillen7 жыл бұрын
  • LMAO X 10000 " I dont remember that... this is a great operation you guys are running here... by the way..." i hadnt laughed so much in a while..

    @TheVeradario1@TheVeradario18 жыл бұрын
  • Love anthony. How fast he acted

    @diptanshusingh1813@diptanshusingh1813 Жыл бұрын
  • the itnerviewer was pretty good too. it can't be easy interviewing anthony AND having a tape misstep. do we know who he is? thumbs up for him

    @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy@hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy8 жыл бұрын
    • english bitch do you speak it?

      @hiphopaDIZZL@hiphopaDIZZL7 жыл бұрын
    • hiphopaDIZZL I understood what she said...

      @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc6 жыл бұрын
    • do you?

      @GiovanniTancrediChan@GiovanniTancrediChan6 жыл бұрын
    • hiphopaDIZZL there was literally no broken English in her comment

      @Ryan-kb8ui@Ryan-kb8ui5 жыл бұрын
    • @@hiphopaDIZZL Were you trying to roast her? lol

      @Hoganply@Hoganply4 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Anthony Jeselnik, so so awesome!!

    @cbishop41483@cbishop414836 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony has a golden voice. Couldnt care less if you hate him or his jokes. The guy has a gorgeous voice.

    @willkoestner4159@willkoestner41593 жыл бұрын
    • Not really. Sounds pretty average. Not great diction. Lazy enunciation. Quite monotone. Nothing special at all.

      @bansheeofinisheerin@bansheeofinisheerin Жыл бұрын
  • 10 buck says she's gonna say ''legless lego legolas''

    @emmaz9248@emmaz92489 жыл бұрын
  • Saw him live in Brisbane Australia back in 2019, great show.

    @Grievous-@Grievous-3 жыл бұрын
  • Oh myGod, he's amazing. That was so quick

    @goatymcgoatface3575@goatymcgoatface35752 жыл бұрын
  • Sea world is stopping by with a legless orca trainer.

    @sabourin09@sabourin0910 жыл бұрын
    • Really underrated joke, you should be doin sets

      @redshark618@redshark6182 жыл бұрын
  • I re watch this all the time , always funny lol

    @henrychinaski5938@henrychinaski59388 жыл бұрын
  • One of the best clips ever on live tv

    @corkyvanderhaven3391@corkyvanderhaven33913 жыл бұрын
  • “My audience is like that” followed by an evil grin 😂😂

    @ShellyBBird@ShellyBBird2 жыл бұрын
  • Best morning clip ever Watched it 10x Show it to everyone

    @corkyvanderhaven3391@corkyvanderhaven33912 жыл бұрын
  • Great video, gotta love the host.

    @CanadianRaven13@CanadianRaven137 жыл бұрын
  • The interviewer was in on the joke. He enjoyed Jeselnik's style of comedy.

    @spanishist@spanishist10 жыл бұрын
  • THANK YOU for posting this whole thing! I saw a clip of it on one of those compilation YT videos, and HAD to search out his full segment here....freaking hilarious :p that host seems kinda like a dim-bulb, like super SUPER phony and just sorta awkward? bad interviewer

    @DJMichaelAngelo@DJMichaelAngelo5 жыл бұрын
  • Such a nice interviewer. I love that guy. for real

    @cameronburdette8565@cameronburdette85653 жыл бұрын
  • How has this video not gone viral? So damn funny when he does the dub over.

    @shadowprince4482@shadowprince44826 жыл бұрын
  • Lifetime fan from this moment on.

    @TheJokomonk@TheJokomonk4 жыл бұрын
  • That whole, " segment " was awesome! That's the fun the news misses

    @andrewvalenzuela4383@andrewvalenzuela43832 жыл бұрын
  • SeaWorld is stopping by with a legless fish. Who knew?

    @brandonbarhydt@brandonbarhydt7 жыл бұрын
  • Jeselnik had the Reporter wanting to cut loose and speak his mind, but he was like.... "Nah, I got a mortgage" lol

    @DreadedLad88@DreadedLad883 жыл бұрын
  • If someone told me Jeselnik was a real-life vampire, I wouldn't be shocked

    @BookOfMorman@BookOfMorman2 жыл бұрын
    • +ogEvanAlmighty Because he's cold as ice? 🤔

      @Fluoride_Jones@Fluoride_Jones11 ай бұрын
  • That reporter kept up incredibly well. He’s great and so is Anthony

    @melissag1364@melissag13645 жыл бұрын
    • Melissa Gray I care about you hun

      @Ausnapify@Ausnapify4 жыл бұрын
  • God dammit, finish your sentence woman, I want to know more about that legless thing from Sea World.

    @harshabastola5266@harshabastola52668 жыл бұрын
  • The way he stares into the reporters soul gets me everytime

    @boostedz@boostedz2 жыл бұрын
  • the sheer fear on the reporters face whenever he remembers that he is a news anchor, that it is his job, that he was constantly breaking routine and dropping his professionalism,, and is then instantly reminded of the fact that he may lose his job. priceless.

    @ThePaoOfTooh@ThePaoOfTooh8 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony is one of the few comedians that tells jokes. Not complaints. No stories of...

    @bobbowie9350@bobbowie93502 жыл бұрын
  • Love this dude!

    @MsEv88@MsEv885 жыл бұрын
  • Looks like they brought up a clip of a muted YT video lol.

    @BACKinBLACK1080@BACKinBLACK108010 жыл бұрын
  • That reporter is awesome, great energy!

    @maximeb190@maximeb1903 жыл бұрын
  • It was great. Even the ending when that lady introduced the next thing on the show. "legless", seems like some quality content!

    @mystikosadhana6240@mystikosadhana62402 жыл бұрын
  • This host must be trying to win a Clark Kent look alike contest.

    @jpcyphers@jpcyphers7 жыл бұрын
  • You can get away with being mean if you do it right, that guy at the end messed up his only attempt.

    @matth3002@matth30026 жыл бұрын
  • How interviews should be done with a comedian.. loved it

    @pinkusfloydus9373@pinkusfloydus93734 жыл бұрын
  • he sounds like stewie when he says you still writing that book!

    @ryanferguson4827@ryanferguson482710 жыл бұрын
  • I would watch that news. Great reporters! It was entertaining. I even like the brick pull down background that was not centered in the shot.

    @carrowxhex6891@carrowxhex68914 жыл бұрын
  • Props to the reporter. Probably the coolest morning host I've seen

    @someOldBaldguy@someOldBaldguy Жыл бұрын
  • I love Anthony. He’s too funny

    @mickos_@mickos_5 жыл бұрын
  • This is hilarious! Anthony is so quick !

    @rossifumifan1@rossifumifan13 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the reporter sets him up! They’d do a good podcast together

    @serialgamist7381@serialgamist7381 Жыл бұрын
  • 5:04 I can listen to that laugh all day.

    @GrumpyTweety@GrumpyTweety4 жыл бұрын
  • Love that dude

    @jakehahn2457@jakehahn24576 жыл бұрын
  • the guy gets his own putdown in there at the end. "that's a horrible laugh" 🤣

    @AaronAprile@AaronAprile2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how he turned the joke into Fox News as the target -- that was unbelievable.

    @StudioMod@StudioMod10 жыл бұрын
    • 10 years ago I had an existence that you could call a reasonable life. Hi happy, past me. I miss you.

      @StudioMod@StudioMod6 ай бұрын
    • @@StudioModsome of us mourn the loss of all we knew and who we were, I’m homesick for what’s no more, inside I cannot ever leave , always and never are when I will return to the ever after of before.

      @icu3869@icu38693 ай бұрын
  • thats talk about that legless

    @ViperFoe@ViperFoe8 жыл бұрын
  • "My friend Jeff is gay... I think. I dunno I'm bad with names."

    @Neurotripsicks@Neurotripsicks6 жыл бұрын
  • The interviewer can't stop pulling on his jacket🤣

    @renatab4588@renatab45884 жыл бұрын
  • are there still tickets available?

    @MagicFunnyGuy@MagicFunnyGuy3 жыл бұрын
  • Best comedian plug in local news history. Jeselnik is a pro.

    @marshalld.9401@marshalld.9401 Жыл бұрын
  • This was so great!! 😅😅

    @kyleheaser351boombaby@kyleheaser351boombaby2 жыл бұрын
  • seems like a chill news team.

    @hacksdp3@hacksdp34 жыл бұрын
  • Is it me or is the reporter nervous because he doesn't want to get roasted?

    @matiasvega4191@matiasvega41918 жыл бұрын
  • I'm glad they rolled with it and didn't just get mad and kick him off the set😂

    @crazymarkiplierfan@crazymarkiplierfan Жыл бұрын
  • "I'll hang out with you guys all day you guys are really cool"

    @mikeskidoo3991@mikeskidoo39914 жыл бұрын
  • In how many milliseconds did he came up with that joke, because he set them up. "You want me to dub it?" Genius

    @ANDREV@ANDREV3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine if this video was uploaded with volume. One can dream...

    @ChrisDynamo@ChrisDynamo6 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony has the best demeanor. His comedy wouldn't be funny if he didn't appear to be a sociopath.

    @ladaddy19@ladaddy194 жыл бұрын
  • What flavor of Captain Crunch box did that reporter get his watch from?

    @tydontdy3459@tydontdy34593 жыл бұрын
  • San Diego Newscaster so laid back

    @JonnyDIY@JonnyDIY6 жыл бұрын
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