My talking border collie - learning to say "hello"!
2007 ж. 5 Жел.
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My dog, Scratch, a border collie, has learned how to say "Hello" fairly coherantly. We're still in the teaching process, but listen and see how smart this sheep herding beauty is already!
*10000 treats later* Border Collie: Hello, my name is indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
XDDDD
Inigo not indigo
😂😂
Lmaoo
Hello, Mario
I can never explain why, but seeing dogs shift their eyes around is the funniest thing in the world to me
Ikr they look super goofy when they do that
@@stinkytoes3583 lol fr! I just can't stop laughing at that djsnnsndnsmsmdjjdjrhrhrbfbfnndnfbfbfbfjdndndnndndmdmdkrkrkrmmrmrf
"why are you filming me"
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because it is...mine does this.. and it's too cute,..
Dogs deserve longer life spans
It'd be cool if we could switch human life spans with the life spans of our doggos, they deserve it more than us lol
It'd be cool if we could switch human life spans with the life spans of our doggos, they deserve it more than us lol
@@justopinions5919 yeah, they do
Border Collies are so intelligent, and cute.
Border Collie: “Hello” Husky: “Hey man, that was pretty good, but you have to say it so loud that the entire neighborhood could hear it.”
LMAOOOOOO
RAAAAAAAUUUUUUU
TRUE...
"Also don't forget to make it sound like you're being killed so the neighbours can call animal protection on your human"
😂
That beautiful doggo legit attempted a deeper growling "hello" when the (deeper) man's voice asked for it. Wow.
Right?
ye good observation that’s crazy
Omg didn't even notice till you said it you brain box you lol. 👏😂
No dude... just no....
@@tommytheshimigami that’s what happened
0:41 is so cute and one of the best ones and she was so quiet too 😂
That’s right
Since this video was posted 15 years ago, I am cursed with the knowledge that this dog has long since passed 😢
Welp he can say “hello” with angels
she lived a happy life and that balances the feeling 🫶🏼
But he probably had the best life!
Yeah... That's pretty heartbreaking
Can y’all stop commenting this stuff on every old animal video? It’s depressing and I highly doubt the owners appreciate it. When my dog passed I couldn’t stop thinking about it and it still hurts years later, I definitely wouldn’t want comments reminding me of it. Especially on videos like these that are happy memories. If the owners announce the passing in the comments or something then that’s different, but just commenting it unprovoked makes the video seem sad.
Dog: every time when I say “Oww”, the master gives me food. That’s all I know.
More accurate then alexs' comment over here thinking the dog is changing its tone all the time. Not that it matters at all doggo is prolly dead by now. But alive in our hearts and youtube.
@@tommytheshimigami what a strange comment
@@EngelbertEdelholz As someone who's absolutely fascinated by other animal's cognitive abilities tommytheshinigami made me chuckle pretty hard lmao
@@MrDeadSignal thankyou. I am as well, I actually really love animals. At least somone gets my jokes. (;
😂
So after 13 years, out of nowhere the comments and views just exploded on this video for some completely unknown reason. Thanks to KZhead's algorithm I guess? Whatever the case, appreciate all the love from everyone! And to answer the most popular recurring question/comment by far, yes, sadly Scratch passed in 2019. But for 15+ years she lived a long and full life.
I am sorry to hear about her passing! She must have been amazing dog and a joy to have around!
RIP Scratch 🙏😓
"So after 13 years, out of nowhere the comments and views just exploded on this video for some completely unknown reason." Yep, that's KZhead for you. RIP Scratch.
KZhead and its algorithm suggests you wierd things sometimes
Thank you ndaher and Thank you Scratch... you guys gave me a happy memory.. I will always remember and rewatch that moment. Thank you
15+ years old & still comes up every now and then and i still smile 😂😂
Me too
Scratch is an internet legend and will never be forgotten. RIP Scratch 2003-2019
Loving the shady "side-eye" she keeps throwing :)
They are uber sensitive to the phone/camera. Mine needed about 7 years to allow herself to be filmed. She could be down the hall 30 feet away doing something cute. I could silently switch to vid and she'd immediately stop what she was doing. My prior BC was taught to vocalize, Hello, Mama, I'm hungry, I love you and No starting training at 6 months. Hey- How do you ruin a border collie's day?... Re-arrange the furniture.🛋🪑🪑🛏💫👀🐺
*K'eyush the Stunt Dog wants to know his location*
Border collies have a lot of cool things they do the side eye, laying on their backs, smiling, the border collie creep they're amazing dogs
@@howlingwaters2741 oh wow, that actually explains a lot. Maybe there is an infrared light that comes on when you use a phone camera. And I guess dogs can see it, but we cant??
To me it looked more like, "dude, help me out here. I'm trying, but don't really know what she wants."
owner: "hello" dog: "TF you want me to do"
Kcdef
Owner: "GOOD GIRLLLLLLL"
It's so depressing to see old videos of animals,only to learn that they passed away... Rest in peace 🖤🖤🖤
This was posted 16 years ago. This good boy is already in dog heaven by now .
☹️
That's great one less noise pollution mutt on this rock
It's good girl and what do you know? She could still be around?
He was a big dog so yeah he’s gone.. maybe even before the 16 yrs.
@@overhauledunderpaid6469 borders are most likely to past between the ages 12-15 and this dog was already an adult maybe even on the older side so most like they had passed away or this dog would have might been in their twentys
Hominid: Say, "Hello".. Canine: .."ruugghhhf" Hominid: "Good Girl!"
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@@jojojoe1077 wtf
@@AxxLAfriku Troll🤣🤪
I have a Border Collie and you can just see their intelligence in their eyes. They are so observant and perceptive.
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !
They are also attentive
yeah but did you know that cows and pigs are equally intelligent and capable of experiencing reality? Pigs are literally on the same level as a 3 year old human. Stop paying for animal abuse. Go vegan.
is your collie very active and need attention all the time? also is your collie distructive when you leave it alone?.. I wanna buy a collie should I?.
@@ooffactor She is not destructive and she does love attention. However, we got her when she was only a couple months old so we were able to train her from a very young age. She was very easy to train due to her intelligence, but that intelligence also got her into trouble when she was a puppy. For example she enjoyed chewing the corners of our walls because liked licking the stucco, and she realized that the carpet had texture underneath it so she chewed a hole in the carpet so she could rub her face on the material under the carpet. She grew out of it after her puppy phase though and she is not destructive anymore. Another thing to keep in mind is Border Collies need mental and physical stimulation. She enjoys puzzle toys and one of her favorite games is find the treat, which is when we let her sniff a treat and go hide it in the house and then release her to look for it. She goes outside three times a day to walk and play. So long story short, they take work but their intelligence and loyalty is very rewarding and make great companions.
Revisiting this. RIP little Scratch. Look at that little tail wag and those eyes of love ❤.
Oh no way 😢 RIP Scratch 🙏
What?
My dog's passed away last year they got sick 🤢 i miss them a lot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 please pray for me
@@salmagarcia6405I hope you can heal from it, I know it can be very hard. Just know that they're still with you in your heart always ❤️
@@Boba_Fett1980 i can't be strong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
So freaking cute. I love boarder collies.
They really are amazing dogs. Seanthesheepman channel has probably the most impressive videos I've ever seen of border collies. Check it out if you want to see the happiest dogs on earth
It's almost like their eyes are SO expressive that they are disappointed that we want them to "use their words."
Corgi's are like that as well, very expressive I mean
I had a border collie for 14years, 25 years ago
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New research say that expressive eyes have evolved in dogs because we like that trait. So our dogs genuinely can use their eyes to communicate with us in a way their ancestors couldn't. So many generations of breeding the cutest gilave them these expressive eyes and brows. Wonderful.
@@wordzmyth original comment was 6yrs ago, time flies
I can see why they are considered the smartest dog breed. The way it was also looking back and forth to you guys shows how attentive it is
the weird thing about border collies is structurally there brains are more similar to primate brains than canine brains
That dog dead
@@Akaryusan cant believe that
Our chihuahua did the same when pretending not to look at us eating.
@@whengrapespop5728 gross chihoohas
Had a border collie for 18 years as a kid, Best childhood companion i could have ever asked for ❤️
*THEY ARE EVOLVING......* 👀 👁👄👁”Ruh roh...”
"r-r-r-r-RHOST!"
@@Gummy_Pop. ZZZOINKS!!
@@nileredsexperiment834 jinkies
Meanwhile, we are devolving.
FFUU--
13 years passed, she was so well trained and now the dog is a book writer.
Actually.. imma cry. She passed away in 2019
@@bullymaguire513 2019?! Dang! How did you know that? It is not that long ago! She was old then.
BRIAN?!
The dog's consciousness was transferred into Jeff Bezos's brain.
😂😂
this dog is possibly the cutest thing i've seen today
my dog used to do this, we never taught him on purpose though, but greeting him with an enthusiastic hello every time we came home meant he did too!!
Aw, that's epic that he copied you!
Our cat started too. She’ll say “hello” to me and my mum now, but not often. Started saying it when she reached about 10.
He.. used to?
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !
Yep, my cats do that too
14 years later, he speaks 3 languages fluently today.
think she is still alive border collie can live 10 - 17 years
And he became a lawyer
@@RedstoneMiner18 😆 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 😂
@@redmelt3970 He died Read the pinned comment
@@fly463what pinned comment?
The way you guys are talking to her is so Adorable, she was Loved very much♥️
Repent and believe the gospel, this could be your last chance to be saved, God bless you
I watched this late at night and it cured my depression
The "side-eye" is sigmature border collie being self conscious moment. Mine does it all the time. It's like they're thinking, "OMG, I cna't believe you're asking me to do this, ON CAMERA, but I have to because I love doing amazing stuff SO much!"
I thought the dog was looking between the male, obviously the one taking the video and the female who was giving the treat the very clever dog after each practise of "Hello".
My boy is a goodie too shoes and just wants to impress, my girl does the side eye all the time whenever I ask her to do something, shell eventually sit or look at me , but not without a big sigh and plenty of sas
My old girl would give that look whenever a child she didn't know told her to "sit"
I know I’ve got a collie lab cross and actually rolls his eyes at me sometimes.
He’s my rock, been a hard 2 years.
This dog is about to risk the secrecy of dogs for some tasty treats
Lol
Meanwhile parrots don't give a fuck.
All the other dogs are like "bruh... 👁👄👁
I love how the dog keeps looking at the camera like “stop filming me, I’m shy” 😂
She keeps looking at the camera like “aww man not infront of you” 🤣 what a sweet baby girl she is 💜
You simply can't hate on this, it's one of the most wholesome videos you'll see
@Panty Sniffer wat animu is that?
finally a comment with not much likes!
Ur everywhere
@@heh822 yes he is!! or she
the word wholesome has been completely ruined by reddit
What intelligence in his face. Just a beautiful dog and so, so smart. A joy to be around.
He's not *that* smart. He only knows one word and, frankly, does quite a poor job pronouncing it. I know way more words and no one calls me smart.
@@xela2ooo And it's a "she".
@@xela2ooo cry about it
She...they said good girl a couple times. Not all dogs are male.
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !
human: "Say hello" dog: "rowr" human: "good job"
Put down my border collie mix the other day and i keep coming back to this video. She had that same charming, shifty eyed look. So attentive and sweet. They almost feel human. Rest in peace sweet girl
“Say hello” “The concept of language doesn’t make sense to me, however, even if the reason is beyond my comprehension, when I imitate the masters noises I am rewarded with sustenance. Furthermore, I feel joy from the attention I am given so I will be attentive and comply, for it pleases my master and that is what I strive for!” “Say hello” “Wroo-ho”
I already see how your comment gets thousand of likes in the near future
very decent
fine quality comment
well if you can have such complex thought you sure can say hello
@@chronictimewasterdisease stfu
When I was asking my Mama for help, my old cat would come with me and say "Mama" too. Most adorable thing I've ever seen
Me too
This is very wholesome to see. My boyfriend recently lost his little border collie and this one looks very similar to her. Makes me miss her little face. I hope this puppy had a good long and happy life
this puppy had an awesome life, thankfully ❤
God bless the soul of your boyfriend's border collie.
God bless Scratch’s soul.
Rest in Peace Scratch. I hope you're happy wherever you are now. God bless you.
He's dead?! Really?!
@@Lambda264 video is 15 years old
@@Lambda264 Video Is literally 15-16 Years old 💀💀💀
@@thenukeanims shame.
@@Lambda264 no one is immortal my friend
Human: "Say Hello!" Dog: *looks at camera* are you recording? Are other dogs going to see this?
I swear, border collies are genius little dogs. Love this breed
I know this cutie has crossed the rainbow bridge but let me tell you that watching her and hearing her in this video just warmed my heart! Loved the side eye look!💕🌻
The longest ever recommended comeback: 13 years.
By the time it learns, "How do you do?" it will be overweight from treats!
Hahahaha
lollll
A fat collie is a happy collie
@@johnd.2803 a fat collie is a useless collie. Bred for herding and sport. Most dogs have a specific purpose.
Yeah, they reinforced treats WAY too much. About half to a third of that is plenty.
I love border collies probably my #1 favorite breed so smart beautiful and cute
When this video was recorded, I was a small child of 7. Now, watching this video, I am a large child of 22.
damm, same us great old day
Got recommended…. It’s been 15 years. Live a good life
Teaching them to say hello can be hard. But teaching ourselves to say goodbye is almost impossible.
No reason to get so dark out of the blue
@@GLMusic12 sorry, I just looked at the date when this video was uploaded.
You get a like for the relatable poetry.
Uuh, underrated.
I'll get that tattooed on my penis :( You have touched me
So cute! Border Collies are so smart!
Petco you better believe it.
You’re a really bad pet company
Them along with Corgi's (Pembroke what the Monarch not only has a few of them at least, but actually used to breed them as well, though she doesn't anymore here and Cardigan named as well of course after the places where they originate from) are the two smartest dogs probably anywhere in the world I think! LOL but Corgi's tend to think they're at the top of the pecking order pmsl, even sometimes of their owners as well haha like they'll outsmart them sometimes!
They are not a bad pet company they are the only one that has kong’s and good dog bowls.
Is this the official company?
15 years later: "Hello Dave, welcome home, I have completed calculating your finances, you're a little low on funds this year, but your tax deductions and share dividends should even out the funding issue. I will continue to monitor market trends for you."
May Scratch rest in peace
When you see it was uploaded 15 years ago and you've owned enough dogs to know what that means 😥
The youtube algorithm recoomending this 15 years later is the most beautiful thing ever
The fact that this video is 13 years ago makes me sad
Humans taught dog to say hello. Dog taught humans how to say goodbye.
Dont be sad... the dog made is to Cambridge and became a Professor of Finance
@@Andreas-yt9wv My pet donkey went there and became a Professor of Fine Ass
This is a pretty good thread so far. I've gone and ruined it.
I hope her soul is still happy. RIP
"These humans are very easily entertained...".
Lol I got so excited I actually said "good girl!" with a massive smile on my face when she said "hello" at the end 😂
We have a border collie also. His name is Bridger. And we love him and he is so smart. He even herds the neighbors cattle for them. With out ever being trained. Kendra just asked Bridger and he goes down to the mountain and puts them in the barn.God bless all border collies in the world. Please be kind to them. And always tell them no lies. They know.😊😊😊
She's probably no longer with us, but what a beauty she was.
"I have thick vocal cords, you cruel bastards!"
Just saw this video in year 2023. The algorithm is mysterious. 😁 #sayHello
When you see this video and realize that this dog is probably no longer with us, don't be sad ! Instead, be happy... Knowing that this dog most likely had a great n happy life, I wish the same for all of us.
That’s hella dark. And they probably are here.
@@phantomreaper3352 look at the comments
Ikr :/
@@reveriemaple oh
ffs Pedro I didn't need to cry today
I was lying in bed watching when my dog literally said "hello" back to your dog. She's a good girl.
This dog is dead though 😭
I instantly get sad when I watch Dog videos and realize it was uploaded over a decade ago 😢. RIP to this beautiful, intelligent, loving Dog
The cutest collie I’ve ever seen.
So gorgeous, I love how bright they are. Shes trying so hard! Reminds me of our beautiful boy we lost age seventeen a couple of years ago.
Silenceisgolden500 oh no. I'm sorry for your loss.
Silenceisgolden500 I'm so sorry for your loss
Omg 17?? I just lost my border collie aged 15.4
@@TheVideoVolcano Sorry for your loss. I know how it feels 😥 xx
Dog: gets a treat for not saying the word hello Scooby: bro wtf
Lol 😅
We had a greyhound collie mix. We taught her to say hello. It took time with training but she was so proud of herself. Soo cute! She distinctly used 2 syllables and it sounded like rerrr--oooo.
I needed to see this today 15 years later
*That qualifies as passing with flying colours*
In memory of your beautiful dog. It's beautiful to think you can see these videos now.❤️ God bless you
Imagine if: Say “hello!” 🐕 “Shut up and give me the cookie, damn it!”
Way. too. Cute. I miss my Border Collie. Take care sweet puppy!
Old youtube videos like this inject my brain with all the happiness I've been deprived of over the years.
It’s almost like I know the 2 people and the dog personally😔hope they are all okay, the dog for sure isn’t tho😔
My Mother had a border collie cross that i used to say "yeah" to as a positive response. Then when walking in the nearby woods we came to a path that divided so i decided to give her the choice of route by pointing and saying "that way?" to which i got a clear and audible "yeah" at the second choice.
That was so sweet pup was so smart.
He is so conscious about the camera😂😂
Border collies are so damn smart. You can tell he’s genuinely trying to say what they are saying
You probably passed on by now rest in peace❤
2019. Long life! 😊
15 years ago RIP cute little pup
Hooman: "say hello" The doggos: "why do they keep telling me to say ass?"
LMAOOO
@@Juicersen relax it wasn’t that funny 😅
This showed up on my algorithm just now. It definitely made my day better. RIP scratch. Little did she know that years after her passing she will still be bringing a little bit of joy to people's day. Good Girl forever
She's also trying to match the voice pitch per owner. That's pretty awesome.
I think she did spectacular!
Recommended after 15 years it’s like one of the best quality videos I’ve seen that’s so old😮😂
Watching a wholesome doggy video: -5 depression points realising that its 13 years old and that dog is most likely dead now: +10 depression points
Exactly 😭😭😭😭😭😭
We can rest assured he lived a happy life.
Is there a leaderboard?
@@ingeborghjertaker1963 yeah, but people keep disappearing from the top.
@@melteccraig oh…
Scratch looks just as self-conscious as I do when I try to speak Spanish
His eyes shift exactly the same way my sister's did when my father were teaching us tables. She was looking at me like I will tell her the answer to the question 😂
Border collies are such amazing dogs!
Huskies are like "what an amateur!"
What awesome smart puppys.
Such a cutie 🤎🐶🤎🐶🤎
Border Collies are one of the prettiest pooches, if not the prettiest. I miss my girl Irie. RIP!
We have a border collie, incredible intelligent
Oh my goodness I absolutely love the way collies talk. What a beautiful girl. I'm glad she had a long and happy life. 💜
…always used to try get my old dog to speak/bark/mimic-whatever, but to no avail… I see now perseverance is key. And treats. Looked like that took a long time.
She’s suspicious of the camera, but yay treats! Exactly like my dog. 😂 So cute. Cheers.
“Say the line Bart!” “Hello” “YAAAYY!!!!”
I love scratch and she has made her loving impact on the world❤️ wishing Scratch’s family lots of love and more dogs!