The Sam'sTrains Guide To Modelrailwaymanship (April Fools)
2024 ж. 13 Мам.
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Do you need tips on how to become a proper modelrailwayman? Here's some.
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Tips on how to modelrailwaymanship: 1 money 2 more money 3 more more money 4 more more more money 5 more money than the bank So have £1000000000000000(100 years later)000000000 and buy Bachmann entire stock
haha, you're not wrong! ;D
Luke Hill how true you are lolol
@@SamsTrains Steam Engine Sandwich sounds so delicious. However you'll feel sad when the engine squeaks it's whistle because it's frightened.
PECKETT Sandwiches are tasty!
@@pigeonliveryworks ya they are
Sam: I’m gonna make my own controller. 0-4-0: Chuckles, I’m in danger.
haha!! xD
Oh dear this is gonna be something “special”
It certainly is!! ;)
@@SamsTrains now that's A LOT OF DAMAGE
SHIZPOST 4U But It be patched up with a little bit of flex tape!
69 likes lol
@@SamsTrains the Banana is just chilling in the box like: (*muffled*) hello
Your April Fools Vids never fail to make me laugh, smile and mildly confused, cheers Sam.
Great to hear that Ben, haha! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
8:19 *HE COUGHED* *ITS 2020 YOU CANT DO THAT*
haha!! xD
cough
Luke Hill, congratulations, *mega quarantine for you*
Luke Hill. *WE HAVE A 2319, WE HAVE A 2319 GET THE FLAMETHROWERS*
Monsters Inc reference! XD
As soon as I saw this, I was actually scared of what was to come, Last year was amazing, but can Sam top his review of the tart class?
haha, hope you like it! :D
The Express Engine Hello
(Thumbnail): That is the most delicious, steamy hot looking sandwich I've ever seen! 😋🥪🚂
DisneyStoreFan1 // Trainboy Advance SP exactly
Thank you - I thoroughly enjoyed it! Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Sam that was absolutely what I needed at a time like this. Literally crying with laughter at times...my wife woke up asking me what was up. The exploding train...the cheese from the broth...the whisk...just brilliant. Thanks for this!
haha really glad to hear that Will, glad it cheered you up mate!! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
This was hilarious! I always love your April Fools videos! Some of my favorite bits: when you recreated _a section of your grandmother's living room floor_ , and then ran current from the wall _DIRECTLY into the track_ . I love that you literally broke character for a second to say "don't do this you'll die" and then somehow kept the momentum for the joke going! Also, your extreme panic while you tried to assemble that loco, and then being calmed by the chocolate pudding, had me in stitches as well! Your exaggerated panic was so hilarious! And the banana "wagon" having sprung buffers had me DYING! And when you had to manually pull the buffer back out, I lost it haha... This video says a lot about how you view this hobby, and I think those beliefs are why people find your channel so inviting and fun. You ridicule the idea of the "official, definitive model railwayman", because you believe that ALL model railfans count, regardless of how they express their passion, and it's silly and pretentious for anyone to feel "superior". This video highlights the best parts of your attitude. You don't take yourself too seriously, and you don't pass judgement on how people enjoy this hobby. Your humility and tolerance of all forms of model railroading pop up in your other videos too, but when you parody pretentious attitudes in these videos, it really shines, and brings everybody down to earth! Side splitting stuff with a great message at the core, Sam, awesome work!
haha thanks so much mate - really glad you liked those parts, lol! Thanks for watching - Sam :)
"Do you need tips on how to become a proper modelrailwayman? Here's some. " - Sam's Trains "Do you need tips on how to quality check your model train? Here's some. " - People annoyed at hornby for the quality of their products 8:11 "Both wagons perfectly useable" - How long did the banana stay on the track?????
haha absolutely!! The banana was a superb runner! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
9:00 Look who we have here, Sam is trying to be the new Gordon Ramsay! xD
haha trying?! :O
He IS the new Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Samsay
As a model railwayman and chef, I can say that this guide has been painful... ...ly accurate, thank you for putting so much effort into illustrating our cause
It takes someone with a great sense of humour, to achieve what you have just done. I really enjoyed that. Well done.
haha thanks very much Sam! :D
I love how there’s always something new and amazing to watch each “Holiday” ALSO G SCALE ROLLING STOCK DAMNNN
haha thank you!! :D
Thanks sam this is a great achievement that many achieve in life but you have helped more people get involved in the hobby. Love the video. Keep up the great work
haha thanks a lot Luke - I hope this has helped do that ;) Thanks for watching - Sam :)
I love how high quality this very beautiful video is! Thanks for the amazing content Sam! 😂
haha thanks very much mate!! :D
No, thank you Sam, for all the glorious content produced, you sir, are the chosen one..😂
Hi Sam, thanks for the brilliant advice! I'm new to the hobby and I'm sure that, if I follow your wonderful steps, I will be able to become a modelrailwayman! In all seriousness, these April fool's videos are great! Have you ever considered doing a 4-4-0 running session? (You've done Pacifics and moguls) -Rowan : )
It's a pleasure mate, glad it was valuable to you! Yes indeed - all in good time! Yeah I need to do more 4-4-0s soon! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
This made my week, absolutely hilarious. God bless 🙏
haha thanks very much mate!!! :D
I am 68 years old I love your videos. You pull no punches. Tell it like it is Give good reviews when they are due and ask why are they producing shoddy goods when not. Don’t change any format. Keep up the good work
Well done as always Sam! I laughed so hard at this!
haha thanks so much mate!! :D
And on that day the little Southern 0-4-0 was the first train in history to learn how to fly. Such an inspirational story we can learn from! I has touched me so hard!
14:11 When you realize that the broth you made wasn't so good after all.
But it was good!! :O
Thanks Sam for the the guide to Modelrailwaymanship!
It's a pleasure mate!! :D
This is absolutely hilarious, keep up the great work Sam!
haha thanks a lot mate!! :D
Sam, at 8:10 At first, I though it was real ,XD! But under closer inspection, I realised you had edited it. Clever!
haha well spotted! Though it really did explode, just not as violently as I'd hoped ;) Thanks for watching - Sam :)
no offense sam but I'd recommend not going near anything over 12 volts for a long time since you clearly can't be trusted
I’ve heard that Hornby engines taste better than the dapol ones
They do, confirmed! Thanks for watching, Sam :)
Absolutely brilliant Sam! What a fantastic way to spend 30 minutes of my day.
haha thanks Joshua - no sarcasm there?? ;) Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Sam'sTrains no I genuinely was laughing out loud trying not to wake up the family. Keep it up!
This was my first April fools of my time watching you and it was brilliant maybe one day I’ll be a modelrailwayman LOVED the video -Ollie
Thank you Ollie - I hope you can make it some day! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
BRUH you had me on the floor I'm DEAD 🤣
haha glad to hear that Barry!! ;D
14:08 and I thought isolation had made me crazy.
You ain't got nothin' on me! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Just get a framed picture of chocolate pudding, you will be okay in no time!
Now that was another side of you I was not expecting to see. They say laughter is the best medicine, well Sam you have given us a huge dose today which should help us though these troubled times. Please accept a huge thank you. It was quite difficult to decide which section contained the most useful information. Happy modelling.
haha thanks Gregory - glad you found this amusing mate! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Legit impressve how this guy managed to keep a straight face throughout the whole ordeal.
0:05 HELLO EVERYBODY, SAM'STRAINS HERE! WELCOME BACK TO THE RAILWAY, AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
haha! ;D
for the next april fools you should reverse the intro, including sound and text
haha good idea! :D
Sam'sTrains il be watching and waiting
@@owenstrains2146 same
Very informative! Those tips are pretty useful!
Railway modelling has been my hobby of almost 17 years and I'm still loving it today! :D
Great to hear that - I can see why mate! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
4:29 I can't. I just can't. You made me cringe into a ball Sam. WHY!!!
haha sorry about that!! ;D
Bruh I was half way through an realized what day it is 😂
Ahh got you!! ;D
Everyone of your videos should be like this (my neighbours are asleep next store so I need to do this quietly BANG BANG BANG)
That advert as well. All you new videos MUST be like this
haha thanks so much - really glad you liked it! :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)
@@SamsTrains Np you have real helped me get started in model railways
Thanks for this masterpiece Sam
haha it's a pleasure mate! :D
Can tell I’ve had a long day when I thought this was a legit video for most of it!
haha very glad to hear that mate! Take care! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Sam, for the first time, you've truly scared me out of my wits. I can't watch any more of this. Forgive me. Sniff! Sob!
Very sorry about that Kelly - maybe you should try cooking my broth? It makes you feel better! Thanks for watching - Sam :)
No Sam no!!!
@@SamsTrains "Stripers Make Your Life Better." I died of laughter at this point.
@@SamsTrains "They cost a lot of money."
@@SamsTrains cooking with Sam...
When Sam uploads on April Fools, for me it's his birthday present to me. Great video btw! :D
haha awesome, thanks so much mate!! :D Cheers, Sam :)
Have to say this has probably been your most funniest video how you came up with it is genius haven’t laughed that hard for ages had literal tears running down my face a brilliant laugh needed especially with all whats going on at the moment well done!!!!!
haha thanks so much Kevin, really glad this cheered you up some mate!! Thanks for watching - Sam :)
3:27 **wakes up** What the hell is going on next door?
haha! xD
A model railway man is being forged lol
Absolutely wet my self watching this one. Well done sam! 😂
haha thanks so much mate!! :D
Great video Sam, you should do a behind the scenes of this as I’d love to see some blooper clips. I loved the part where you compared the wagons. Great video!
haha thanks a lot Eddie - I can't remember if there were many bloopers from this - it was all just improvised! xD Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Now this, is top notch, can’t wait to start my model railway adventure! My well detailed layout, the thing i’ve spent so much time on? Nah, I gotta get some carpet! Well done Sam! Can’t wait to show my pets the outstanding model railway!
haha thanks Ryan - hope it all goes well for you mate! You can't go wrong with carpet! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
14:34 lost hope in all humanity XD
haha!
Happy April fools day!
TheEveningStar92 Joe 2 😁👍
What do you mean?!?! :O
I know that I am late but this video was amazing, I love stuff like this.
No problem mate - glad you liked it!! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Hi Sam really enjoyed that as usual, good way to start the morning! Best wishes :-)
haha thanks JJ! :D
Is the tart class going to make an appearance today what that the sandwich special 😆😆😆
Ooh we'll see! xD
@@SamsTrains Sam can I have a pug and Girkins on my sub please 😆😆😆with some class a3 chrisps and some Tango please
9:40 was that a potential Mrs Sam’s Trains?! 😮
Or his mum
The Fountain Pen Desk That’s no fun lol! We need a bit of speculation in these strange times
@@richardfrancis578 true
HIS MUM?? 😂😂😂😂 what age do you think he is lmao its his sister!!
Or carer?! :D
This is probably the most funniest video you've ever made this year! xD In the future, you should do a funny moments compilation of all of the funny stuff you did during your time on KZhead! :P
haha thanks so much mate - really glad you enjoyed this one! :D Cheers, Sam :)
Why is this the best thing I’ve ever seen
haha!! ;D
Funny Sam, lockdown has got to you, lol, you're of your nut, lol
Thanks Brian - I won't disagree ;) Thanks for watching - Sam :)
That B2 Pecket shouldn't be called SHEREWOOD, it should be called PICKLES. PICKLES THE PECKET
LOL
haha! xD
@@stevebarnes2 sorry, thanks man.
@@stevebarnes2 I stand corrected
Brilliant Proper laughed out loud at this Good work
haha thank you! :D
I just purchased a new GWR Banana-van and I happen to absolutely love it, thank goodness for this video I knew straight away it was the real article. I absolutely love love the sprung buffers, high quality on rolling stock. I might need to contact Bachmann, however, when I turn the power up on my Tart Class the Banana van started to cook behind it...made banana pudding on my layout...I’m sure that’s just a feature like firebox glow.
haha fantastic - I'm sure you will love it ;) Thanks for watching - Sam :)
WHEN i saw the thumnail i whent to eat a sandwich
haha - a Peckett sandwich?! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Ahh a peket samich! A great start!
Absolutely - great if you're hungry!
what a great vid sam some great banter XD
haha thanks a lot mate, glad you liked it! :D CHeers, Sam :)
Awesome video Sam's trains
Sam likes Strippers 😉
Did you mean that in 1 or 2 ways?
hehehe!!
hehehe!
Sam great video as usual and I do not know how you did this with a straight face and not laugh great . Just as I believe you have natural talent.
haha you're very kind Louis!
Hi Sam, And a Happy April Fools Day to you as well. Thank God you didn't burn the house down with your controller. The model railwayman's broth, hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in quit some time. Cheers, my fellow model railwayman. Rich S.
haha thanks Rich - yes I was very careful! Glad you enjoyed it mate, haha! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
I love your absurdist style of humor, it's amazing
haha thank you! :D
If this is how Sam goes stir crazy can't wait for the next video
haha absolutely!! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Hi Sam, Nice one , had a good laugh, keep taking the tablets , All the Best Brian 🤗
Thanks a lot Brian, haha! xD Thanks for watching - Sam :)
You just keep surprising me this a video dat had me get a good laugh and not a lot of videos can do that the detail is great and love the new knowledge you have gifted me with i love your videos and have so much respect for what you can make if you are (serious ;) ) and i was choked to see that you actually tried to eat the dish keep making videos :). (Sorry for my English)
haha glad to hear you liked it! Your English is great! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Hi Sam, Total breakdown eh!! Starting watching it, thinking 'this sounds interesting'. Absolutely bonkers, felt sick watching your cooking, started to think the whisk could be a good idea, ooops, wrong again. Penny dropped. Excellent skit. Well done. Hope you chuckled making it as much as I did watching it. Cheers, Rick Bulldog
I can't believe I hadn't seen this before. This was hilarious!
Your sense of humour is... what is it, subtle, satiricle? I love it Also, this video has a lot of firsts for me! First time I've seen anything other than the loft and the railway, first time I've seen you, ah... "cook", first curse word (despite it being censored), and my favourite is the first time I've seen something explode on a model railway
haha I have no idea - thanks so much though! Glad you enjoyed it! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
I would like to wish your grandma a happy birthday!!! Great video Sam.
haha thank you Michael, I'll pass that on! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Very funny as always Sam ! love the into .
Thanks very much Henry! :D
My girlfriend doesn’t understand model trains, but after this she was in tears laughing. Was a brilliant way to introduce her to the hobby :D
Sam, that was absolutely bloody BRILLIANT!! 😆😂😆😂 I didn't know about your April's Fool thing as an annual event.... But I caught on quickly. I'm afraid that SOME People might actually try some of those.... most from Here in the Colonies!! 😳😜 (we've got quite an ignorant lot here in the States) Thoroughly enjoyed and entertained!! Cheers Mate! Carmine ✈🚂🚙
haha thanks so much mate - ahh yeah it's a big celebration for me!! Really glad you enjoyed it! Cheers, Sam :)
This is an amazing video is great. Yes we are very special because of are unique ways. Thank you. This is who we are and we are proud of it and you should be proud of what you achieve in life.
haha thanks a lot Luke, I agree! Appreciate it mate! Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Hi Sam love your videos!
Well your in for a suprise for today
Thank you! :D
I followed the instructions to a T and it worked beautifully for me, I must truly be a Model Railwayman! Haha brilliant as always Sam just out do yourself every year XD
That's excellent - enjoy your new status mate! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Sam'sTrains chief mechanical engineer AND Model Railwaymanship has a nice ring to it ;) cheers mate! Thanks for the awesome videos as always! 🍻😎
Hi Sam just found this video. Well you have done it again a really funny video for April fools day. I think we need a bit of comedy during these trying times at the moment well done mate. Look after yourself and keep safe. Dave.
haha thanks so much mate - really glad this lightened the mood for you! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
This is pure gold, Sam! Great work as always! But hey only one little complaint......you said that broth was good, man!!!! ;)
Thanks very much mate! It was good - why don't you make one for yourself?! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
You absolute madman. The sheer fact that you went through this acting straight is hilarious in itself.
haha thank you!! xD
The bit were sam used that that large nail to hold down the track, and didnt hammer it all the way in was actually painful to watch. Well done sam, I always love the specials keep it up and I'm waiting for the next : )
haha!! Appreciate it Josh! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Well I did the same thing with my controller sam after following your example encluding a replica of my nans carpet & it worked perfectly even was able to switch polaritys without blowing up my GWR PUG smoke joe lol (I can't keep it up you made an amazing and hilarious video Sam keep the good work up. Also I don't envy you on the work that you more than likely have to do now on that 0-4-0 now.)
Ahh great to hear that Micky - may you enjoy smooth trouble-free running for many years! Thanks for watching - Sam :)
I don’t know why but it didn’t hit me till halfway through the eye for detail section that you were reviewing the qualities of a banana as a wagon and the fact that that is hilarious.
I pay attention to detail for most of my things that I own such as my Hot Wheels cars, my Disney Cars diecast, and my NASCAR diecast. Not only that, I also pay attention to detail on the packaging of whatever product I'm getting. I also check to see if there's any damage to the packaging along with factory errors on cars. You also tend to get some quality control problems like chips and misprinted decals. This is why we mostly pay close attention to whatever we're looking at since we may never know if there's gonna be something that we'll miss.
Very glad to hear that mate - sounds like you have an eye for detail!! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
In my mind this was the the best April Fools video yet!
haha thank you!! :D
sam, i think the self isolation has finally flipped you out. no doubt all will be well in time. Keep it up. what a hoot.
haha you could be right!! Thanks Peter!! :D
Wonderful! Your vessel of initiation has served its purpose well, and is now obsolete! Right, broth time!
haha absolutely! Enjoy the broth mate! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
This is a beautiful video. Well done... :,D
Thanks a lot Oskar! :D
Happy April fool's Sam! :D
haha and you too Kameron! :D
Loved the video today Sam you made me and my girlfriend laugh we thought you lost it lol
Thanks very much James, that's really good to hear! :D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
This is incredible
haha thank you! :D
This video made my day! :)
haha glad to hear that!! :D
It made me chuckle.
Thanks Don! :D
Brilliant you'll have all the rivet counters crying into their oily rags!! Hilariously amusing, nice one sam 👍
haha exactly - hopefully they'll be gone for another year, lol! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
@@SamsTrains oh btw my Mrs likes your model railwaymans broth look forward to dinner tomorrow night, "Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out!" 😂😂😂
What a lovely guide! Thankyou for this guide it really helped :) cheers! -3801 productions
It's a pleasure my friend, glad it helped! :D Thanks for watching, Sam :)
We are not sad, I am proud of being a member. Hillarious start, Sam. We all need a laugh today, Obviously, isolation is getting to you.
haha thanks a lot Nigel - hope this cheered you up a bit! ;D Thanks for watching - Sam :)
Very nice video!
Thank you very much!