I make those kind of noises when I stretch and I'm a guy
@Kalidoscope12307 жыл бұрын
it reminds me of when I turn on girls Tennis and close my eyes
@dylanperhacs61197 жыл бұрын
Womble's panicking Uhhh though was the frosting on that cake. a aaaand I suddenly understand the joke behind Cake's username...
@KalHadden7 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna get this ninja" "They have a ninja?" Clearly the ninja is doing his job properly then
@_wolfynstine4 жыл бұрын
Not that well it seems, an idiot seems to have detected the ninja anyways.
@leika88384 жыл бұрын
@@leika8838 confirmed. I detected the ninja
@zack81944 жыл бұрын
2:36 the Kana's said Aho あほ means idiot/stupid
@jqa164 жыл бұрын
@@jqa16 You mean hiragana?
@arcadiuszero3824 жыл бұрын
@@arcadiuszero382 the term Kana refers to both katakana and hiragana.
@jqa164 жыл бұрын
For the ones who dont know what “toggle” means: activating your hacks in the middle of a match
@theTrevorluck4 жыл бұрын
thank you so much
@PopCornJamie4 жыл бұрын
It is time to toggle.
@M8gazine4 жыл бұрын
While soviet agrees lol
@adityalalwani14163 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@kythwilde46543 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@mauz7913 жыл бұрын
"Stretching"
@Vartellas8 жыл бұрын
;)
@mauzer44578 жыл бұрын
+Theodore Nguyen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@axovur8 жыл бұрын
+Theodore Nguyen :D
@Howlycoin8 жыл бұрын
Now its all over edberg's stream, people kept yelling #nepgasm
@cuppatea70738 жыл бұрын
Well that was blunt
@cuppatea70738 жыл бұрын
I swear my pants were on before 5:45
@chadkirby36347 жыл бұрын
Chad Kirby
@harrisongray94947 жыл бұрын
Ethan Rae lol I'm pretty sure she wouldn't masturbate when she knows she's on a quite large stream in the middle of a comp
@WymanandBrad7 жыл бұрын
Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. Yea... BUT WHAT IF... 🤔
@chadkirby36347 жыл бұрын
Wait....WE'RE WEARING PANTS!!!!!??!????!??!!!!!!!
@jadenmajors44817 жыл бұрын
Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. maybe thats her fetish
@Deguu687 жыл бұрын
I know that this video is 6 years old at this point, but I wanted to point out that at 9:29, when Cyanide's Hot girlfriend takes over, it looks to me as though the reason that she keeps looking away is because she is trying to line up the gun barrel with the enemy player/target etc. Only once Cyanide points out the crosshair in the next clip does she realise that the crosshair exists, and is where the bullets are going. Earlier in the video, when she is controlling their movement she tells cyanide that he doesn't know how to shoot, because in her mind, he's not aligning the gun with the target. I felt like pointing this out because I have seen this video many times and was genuinely curious as to why she was aiming like this. I thought others might find this interesting as well. Edit: Just to add, this is only just a theory I came up with. I could be 100% wrong but it's what makes the most sense to me.
@BeanSoup_7 Жыл бұрын
thank you. I came back to this video just for an explanation after 6 years.
@S1lentG4mer Жыл бұрын
How did she not notice the crosshair until he told her about it? When she watched him play first
@lazthegreat10 Жыл бұрын
@@lazthegreat10 Because she's not used to playing video games. Razbuten made some fantastic video essays on the subject, but the short of it is we expect crosshairs to be there and know to shoot center whereas she probably only sees some weird anomaly of dust at the center and nothing of significance
@brookhorse3509 Жыл бұрын
Damn son, where'd you find this
@thumpermatic Жыл бұрын
Genuine respect! Thank you, this is very interesting
@user-vj5qo3lg7p Жыл бұрын
9:48 when you realize cyanide’s hot gf is using the tip of the gun for the crosshair :)
@barstas97134 жыл бұрын
It makes so much more sense
@trackernivrig4 жыл бұрын
@@trackernivrig well yes, but actually no
@stevenbartel50084 жыл бұрын
name nachname lol
@trackernivrig4 жыл бұрын
But his gf isn't hot xD
@karanw42763 жыл бұрын
@@karanw4276 I think they are comparing her to Cyanide beauty wise
@richardmillhousenixon3 жыл бұрын
(Has a mouse malfunction) (Ranks up)
@brandondeets70117 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a mouse malfunction. That was the mouse making it's own account, getting CS:GO, and winning a couple hundred matches all within a few seconds to rank Soviet up.
@Dullahan27 жыл бұрын
Brandon Deets "YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT FUCKING... FUCK!"-Edburg
@ajrickman95207 жыл бұрын
was that edberg? it sounded like cyanide's voice ...
@Locust-67 жыл бұрын
Elvin Celis It was Cyanide. He's always pissed that Womble gets these high promotions without effort.
@jaredhernandez65837 жыл бұрын
Jared Hernandez well it does sound like edburg to me and Cyanide is not in the game it's kaffe, ed, Womble gambit and rotary(not sure about the last one) but if I made a mistake sorry my bad 😂
@ajrickman95207 жыл бұрын
"I take psychology, I use it on you." "Wait, what does that mean?" That response means its working.
@pauciloquentflibbertigibbe52174 жыл бұрын
^My wife is a behavioral analyst. Can 100% confirm that she uses her techniques on me.
@rayanderson57974 жыл бұрын
Is cyanide hot gf is gorty in this one ? The voice is kinda different
@namnnamn19114 жыл бұрын
Ray Anderson i want a gf that does that to me
@supercool13124 жыл бұрын
@@namnnamn1911 gf is different
@broman20844 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a really sketchy thing to actively do? Or is it once you know you just can't stop?
@spikegilfer19974 жыл бұрын
What I wouldn't do to be in a group like this, you all seem so awesome to be around, dont let that go womble, enjoy it.
@Memeo.4 жыл бұрын
If you wanna be in a group like this, try joining groups that play the games that you play. Play call of duty? Try looking for people who play frequently. There are probably a lot of people that are nice to be with and play with.
@fameolife3 жыл бұрын
@@fameolife I'm actually looking for some warzone and multiplayer friends. Hate having a constantly aching back from carrying my team most days
@GoodVibes-xq4yi3 жыл бұрын
SovietWomble was never about trying to get the top place in games. He only seeks immersion in games, having fun with clan mates. ZF is just a perfect mix of seriousness and having fun.
@homina16323 жыл бұрын
Ho Mina And don’t forget incompetence as well as volatile intelligence.
@lg68843 жыл бұрын
@@GoodVibes-xq4yi Hey, we can do WZ together, whatcha think?
@tashkent5613 жыл бұрын
“I watch Soviet for the content” (Nep’s stretching noises)
@StealthySpace74 жыл бұрын
But that is content
@iexplodonateri73783 жыл бұрын
"I'm a tactician like Napoleon" and now you're dead like Napoleon
@nathanchoromiec99917 жыл бұрын
If I was there, I would have said "You know Napoleon was a fucking shit tactician right? I mean he invaded Russia in WINTER for fuck sake, how much more FAIL could you get?"
@DiggerDeeper017 жыл бұрын
Digging Deeper #01 true
@error93057 жыл бұрын
+Zo Mana Never invade them They are SPFC (Supreme Master First Class)
@zach37757 жыл бұрын
Duck Inc. did u know that Napoleon was blown apart? if u know what i mean
@bonusduckmann99977 жыл бұрын
Naw man, Napoleon was killed by his own wallpaper
@weldonwin7 жыл бұрын
"There's a bit of leprosy in the server" LMAO
@soup8 жыл бұрын
What
@breadmakerprod3 жыл бұрын
Bottom Text
@TheMan-xq1hp3 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there soup from 4 years ago
@catonaskateboardwhatwillhe74493 жыл бұрын
SOUP?
@noah21shots263 жыл бұрын
Packet loss, appendage loss, what's the difference?
@novaseer3 жыл бұрын
Petition to nominate the following names as the sexiest-sounding people in ZF: 1. Quebec 2. Gambit 3. Edberg
@pesci200020104 жыл бұрын
And what, have them cover fuckin Queen songs?
@KamenRiderRaiden4 жыл бұрын
You forgot nevil
@seanassociateproductions16914 жыл бұрын
Quebec's voice is just 👌
@GothicLeviathan4 жыл бұрын
Nevil for sure.
@draganstojanovic91944 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Moogle.
@varunchaturvedi25814 жыл бұрын
A German guy sees a Jewish girl at the bar and wants to ask her out. "Hey girl, let me get your number" "EXCUSE ME, we have names now!"
@alexhb123333 жыл бұрын
how is this connected to the video? and im going to use that a lot haha.
@dgbd90303 жыл бұрын
FUCKING GENIUS
@lephantomchickn36763 жыл бұрын
😂 oh that's terrible 😂
@bloodyrose20763 жыл бұрын
@@dgbd9030 there is a bit in this video where, i forget who it was, says "mate, it's german humor. it's no laughing matter." so he gave a nice example of said humor.
@XarathDominion3 жыл бұрын
@@XarathDominion oh right. with all the random shit Soviet has in his streams i forgot. thx
@dgbd90303 жыл бұрын
I'm concerned about how many clips of Nep "Stretching" you have on you.
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates4 жыл бұрын
Not only Nep but Darius "Stretching"
@touma53404 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@fuckingmetalasfuck47184 жыл бұрын
@鸡巴 Youre fun at parties arent you?
@theoroost58234 жыл бұрын
鸡巴 if it is all streamed how is it set up I mean I saw this stream
@babokmorrison75614 жыл бұрын
But I need more
@simonwhelan36974 жыл бұрын
Every time Soviet says “I hate this clan”, I’m pretty sure he means “I hate Cyanide”.
@AMagicalTortoise4 жыл бұрын
Everyone hates cyanide
@rexthompson59094 жыл бұрын
it's more of 85% Cyanide, 15% everyone else
@the_solomon_sage84314 жыл бұрын
Exclusively cyanide
@jthunderboldt3 жыл бұрын
@@the_solomon_sage8431 minus Nep.
@GenshinLover2832 жыл бұрын
@@GenshinLover283 and cake
@justan3242 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy 4 years later this video hasn’t died yet, please keep it this way forever.
@ascended3134 жыл бұрын
Soviet's content will always continue to go on. It will be the final proof of human existence
@tashkent5613 жыл бұрын
Yes we will
@jakobg.5763 Жыл бұрын
We shall continue this legacy of yours.
@Unknwn-dl2jm Жыл бұрын
I just love how Cyanide is basicly telling his brain functions to his girlfriend when she's supposed to move ^^ ADADADADAD RUNAWAY AAAAH
@TurKlack4 жыл бұрын
@2:36 - "must be the ninja" lmao
@xMaverickFPS7 жыл бұрын
im just commenting because we have the same profile picture
@bubbles40027 жыл бұрын
yurtpoh Is it bad that I understand the text shown over the "ninja"? It's Japanese for "moron", BTW.
@OMDolton847 жыл бұрын
***** You might want to double-check the second character. There's TWO horizontal strokes on it, not one.
@OMDolton847 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't know, i can't read japanese. i wish i could though lol
@xMaverickFPS7 жыл бұрын
it reads aho dude which means moron
@FaiqPrasetya7 жыл бұрын
i can listen to neps 'stretching' aaaaaaaaaall day
@joseaquino16187 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Chromiuss7 жыл бұрын
u pervert........
@undeadmorty60677 жыл бұрын
we need a 1 hour remix :D
@d3bo5527 жыл бұрын
there exists an hour version of that bit.
@Rert7 жыл бұрын
wellwe'rewaiting.gif
@olivecorf18607 жыл бұрын
9:55 "Still better than Womble" I'm DYING
@devon75144 жыл бұрын
nothing says friendship like saying "You don't deserve that" moments after you accomplish something
@ashwindsouza6063 жыл бұрын
It’s first day of no nut November and she’s “stretching”
@Smith-kl9qq4 жыл бұрын
i lost yesterday, man, i don't even care at this point
@lucifermorn4224 жыл бұрын
But what is she stretching exactly 😉
@circleofdao35564 жыл бұрын
Alias Fakename Fucc November.
@ItsJustAgamingThing4 жыл бұрын
Weak
@rezafernandaf4 жыл бұрын
Film Addict I’m still holding on strong after that video
@Smith-kl9qq4 жыл бұрын
Dear Valve, I would like to report a bug with the current version of your game. It appears that I have lost my rank of DMG. And I have rapidly fallen through the ranks to land on Gold Nova Master. Though I appreciate having mastery over these novas, this is the opposite of what I wanted, as I should have reached Global Elite by now. Please address this issue with a hotfix as soon as is feasible. TL:DR - teh fuck?!
@SovietWomble8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble The game is bugged. I'm clearly better than all the Russians, yet I've been demoted to SEM. Obviously a bug.
@ValiantValium8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble In case you aren't joking, I'll spill a bit of knowledge on you :-) Valve recently made changes to the ranking system to make it a bell curve centering on somewhere in the upper half of Gold Nova. Too many people had ended up in GE, so they needed to balance the ranks out. Your rank is actually not the badge you see on your profile, it's a number players can't access or even see. So your actual rank hasn't changed, but it doesn't look as posh anymore.
@sorenslothe8 жыл бұрын
Not a bug A fix
@F1nlandGaming8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble Even if you win games you still get demoted. Sad times. :D
@WSKEE18 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble I dropped from LEM to Master Guardian 2 in the course of 15 games, 4 loses, every loss a rank drop. Game is fucked.
@Darkvoltrox8 жыл бұрын
5:38 The response is pure gold and Effortlessly funny
@lloytre53794 жыл бұрын
Man I was 16 when this came out, I feel old coming back to these videos.
@BthereorBsquared Жыл бұрын
"GET OVER HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE"
@connorcraft54555 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Emeowy5 жыл бұрын
That's a beautiful relationship
@manager-nim26235 жыл бұрын
@@manager-nim2623 they broke up, you know?
@duydome5 жыл бұрын
@@duydome lol really? I wonder why.
@hellsing30625 жыл бұрын
@@duydome Oh. I didn't realize that. You know why?
@festethephule75535 жыл бұрын
**Moans** i am "S t r e c h i n g"
@leasagna22025 жыл бұрын
Hamilton ate my soul he has to say im stretching so that they dont suspect he’s doing something. Mm sexy
@Leo7s18224 жыл бұрын
Idk why but whenever she was "stretching", shit got so tense that i actually wanted a girl to "stretch" like this in a csgo match
@dirtymonk7484 жыл бұрын
Heh, I'm partially (well, mostly) deaf too:)
@mollybrown24784 жыл бұрын
You bet your ass she is stretching. The question is - what part of her body is she stretching?
@ArvisSc4 жыл бұрын
@@ArvisSc LMAO 🤣
@SabertoothedFrostbite4 жыл бұрын
Nep: "I'm getting lots of friends invites right now, Is it because of your stream?" Soviet: *eeerrrrr*
@redletto15113 жыл бұрын
This is the most watched of Womble's video, and the part that gets replayed the most is Nep's. So congratulations to Nep for being the most popular person on Womble's channel.
@AnotherLuckyStar Жыл бұрын
Least surprising Bullshittery fun fact 🤓👍
@spk11216 ай бұрын
* s t r e t c h i n g*
@sn1pertoaster6 жыл бұрын
@@MiksteR_RdY its funny watching females with 0 personality resort to incredibly shameful tactics like objectifying themselves for a small bit of attention.
@BigUps-Bucket-Cat5 жыл бұрын
@@MiksteR_RdY worse part is how she plays dumb and wonders why so many people are adding her.
@BigUps-Bucket-Cat5 жыл бұрын
@@MiksteR_RdY and this is all she literally does. She has 0 personality or jokes so she just moans.
@BigUps-Bucket-Cat5 жыл бұрын
@@BigUps-Bucket-Cat can i use this for r/niceguys
@TheAugizzz5 жыл бұрын
@@TheAugizzz This sounds more like the exact opposite of r/niceguys IMO
@aname67945 жыл бұрын
"I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,is it because of your stream?" "Uh.." _No it's cause ppl wanna "stretch" with you_
@unicorn16554 жыл бұрын
Oh god 😢😰😨😵😱
@LT1.004 жыл бұрын
That was so funny to me how he was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh idk"
@xabijonesx33984 жыл бұрын
if people didn't get that joke from the video they're too innocent
@felixftw47024 жыл бұрын
@@felixftw4702 yeah
@LT1.004 жыл бұрын
remove "with" from that answer.
@gecamposneto4 жыл бұрын
ZF clan's reaction to Womble's promotion never gets old
@kimsciron3633 жыл бұрын
The anger displayed at the end when he ranked up is just hilarious
@tom_disagrees451 Жыл бұрын
bet you want to "stretch" with nep
@danykyllerpt26037 жыл бұрын
Danykyller PT I wish lol
@mech70406 жыл бұрын
OF COURSE!
@wilfredcarin46916 жыл бұрын
Danykyller PT stretch with her, or "stretch her out"?
@BackgroundJoshua6 жыл бұрын
2101josh both at the same time
@chef96206 жыл бұрын
Seth Wenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BackgroundJoshua6 жыл бұрын
"Whats with the salt Kaffe, jeezus, let your hair down" Ironic.
@giveluminacat10nobles213 жыл бұрын
She finally did THIS IS A JOKE DONT VERBALLY ATTACK ME
@hammarkids5423 жыл бұрын
Why he is angry? Wat is -65 thing?
@sivarajamani67093 жыл бұрын
@@sivarajamani6709 Kaffe hit someone for 65 hp
@jamesyap83642 жыл бұрын
0:28 this reminds of a time where I accidentaly clicked on an button for disabled people which when the lamps to cross the roads go green an sound will appear. And a women asked me : are you partially deaf? And I wasn’t listening so I just said yes. And it just realised that after crossing the street
@kons37flyingreaperoldchann214 жыл бұрын
"I am getting a lot of friends" *I W O N D E R W H Y*
@NyxiousYT4 жыл бұрын
GUESS... You have three chances...
@heretyk_13374 жыл бұрын
*continues stretching*
@nunusrandom75344 жыл бұрын
*I W O N D E R H O W , I W O N D E R W H Y*
@AdamDeOldSport3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at Edberg's reaction to you being promoted. It was too good~ XD
@ajax38075 жыл бұрын
Lmao! I thought that was Cyanide!! 😂🤣
@Remedy1515 жыл бұрын
I died from laughter xDDD
@apexor44975 жыл бұрын
That was Cyanide
@legomanas47024 жыл бұрын
@@legomanas4702 it was edberg, you can tell from the accent
@pixelbox58744 жыл бұрын
@@pixelbox5874 oh Shit....
@legomanas47024 жыл бұрын
It's 2023, youtube now has a feature were you can see where most people have watched the video, you can't guess where it is lmao
@uCruz_9 ай бұрын
ffs xd
@RivalHades-mk1xl9 ай бұрын
**Mouse malfunctioning** Valve: ah yes let's promote this guy
i just love every weird (not sexy, fuck no) sounds womble makes
@-bismark6 жыл бұрын
ShadowKnight Amber lol
@jonardcantimbuhan21356 жыл бұрын
Yeah and then everyone: oh god
@reneliebregts646 жыл бұрын
This is why you never give soviet a negev 😂😂
@lofiruko55876 жыл бұрын
Cake sounds adorable and Nep sounds hot. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
@NickAsNickName4 жыл бұрын
NickAsNickName Who's Cake? Is she the gf?
@od24734 жыл бұрын
@@od2473 might i direct you to the 5th episode if you haven't already
@sharpshot6214 жыл бұрын
Who is nep?
@TheGamer54654 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamer5465 she was the one "stretching"
@vocalvortexstudios20584 жыл бұрын
666 likes ma boi
@joaomiguelmoreira63634 жыл бұрын
Glad to see im not the only one enjoying this vid still. The old UI and maps, the old gun sounds, what a nostalgia blast.
@GameTheGalaxy Жыл бұрын
the fact that this video got age restricted because of nep's stretching session
@Mo-ir3qz3 жыл бұрын
You should have included the part where Nep goes "These are perfectly normal noises that a woman makes" and Cyanide goes "While having sex, yes."
@venettore36018 жыл бұрын
Everyone makes noises when they stretch but we have higher voices so the noises we make when stretching sounds more "sexual" than men. As a lesbian I can tell you if your girlfriend makes those noises during sex she's either bored or faking it to make you feel like you're doing a good job.
@ShinobuSakurazaka8 жыл бұрын
+Blake Belladonna I'm not sure why you commented that. I was just telling Womble to include the part of the stream when Nep and Cyanide had that dialogue.
@venettore36018 жыл бұрын
I was mainly commenting on Cyanide's lack of knowledge on women and that his girlfriend must very long-suffering and not at all good at video games.
@ShinobuSakurazaka8 жыл бұрын
+Blake Belladonna You should look up the definition of "joke", Bella. While your knowledge is admirable, it's really made only for entertainment.
@spectrefox77338 жыл бұрын
+Spectre Fox leave her alone she is a lesbian and insulting anyone on the Internet who isn't a cisgender white male is against the law /s (btw /s means sarcasm because I don't trust the Internet not to kill me if I don't make sure the know what it means)
@BobbyBlockable8 жыл бұрын
we are number one but every one is replaced with NEP "stretching"
@ShiroTheAsian7 жыл бұрын
Shiro The Asian #nepgasm
@rynardramos166 жыл бұрын
Do it.
@bagoston3256 жыл бұрын
1:11 just realized that Edberg shot Womble here, you can see his character in the background and see the friendly fire message in the chat
@kek8483 жыл бұрын
I come back to this series every now and then and its still so funny
@vojtacermak53111 ай бұрын
When Soviet said Cyanide's girlfriend would be playing, I thought he was talking about Cyanide's right hand.
@thebaba296 жыл бұрын
Well yeah his right hand would be on the mouse
@roadhouse69996 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOHOHOHOHOO
@tenacityxl6 жыл бұрын
Ooooooh the burn tho
@rodeljagad81276 жыл бұрын
i think the first time everyone thought the same
@pierocubertino58455 жыл бұрын
He's talking about his arranged bride who's like a ten year old.
@WTFisTingispingis5 жыл бұрын
0:00 - world class flashbang 0:09 - going to A 0:12 - prom queen 0:19 - lost cause 0:27 - diversity 0:59 - stuck under the floor 1:15 - Juan 1:21 - the ninja 1:25 - the mystery of the red gun 1:44 - wrong analogy 1:53 - Cyaninde as Napoleon 2:16 - stuck in the door 2:32 - the ninja apears 2:41 - keeping the AWP 3:00 - Womble's first Ace 3:31 - salty Kaffe 3:41 - pappas got this 4:08 - leprosy in the server 4:18 - Echo the cheater 4:27 - German humour 4:39 - ladies first 4:56 - Negev 5:07 - introducing Nep 5:37 - "stretching" 6:05 - Utopian food 6:19 - Soviet at the top 6:23 - smoke fail 6:28 - spastics 6:42 - sound test 7:46 - Soviet with the grill gun 7:56 - Cyanide and Cyanide's hot girlfriend 10:30 - mouse malfunction 10:51 - Distinguished Master Guardian
@roxana19867 жыл бұрын
6:35 Tunnel!
@zach37757 жыл бұрын
You are the hero KZhead needs
@StormyGeddon7 жыл бұрын
i was watching this vid so long ago.. i now i realize this comment. it's save my laifu. xD
@jeyackerman97827 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Cyanide's hot girlfriend is Cake.
@HadrixEvonGlory7 жыл бұрын
you're definitely wrong there
@khoanamysalami41867 жыл бұрын
Man it sure was fun to just play together with your friends every weekend back then, back when this video came out. Things changed a lot since then but boy am I glad I had the opportunity to enjoy it. Thank you soviet for making me nostalgic again.
@danieldalton8847 Жыл бұрын
Same brother. I started playing csgo after watching his videos. I was in class 7 in 2016 and now I'm about to graduate college. Thousands of hours on csgo, tons of friends and memories made.
@Vigilant69 Жыл бұрын
“Huh, I wonder what the most viewed section of the video is.” Nep: Allow me to introduce myself.
@ThatSpaceMann Жыл бұрын
If anyone wants to know, Japanese at 2:36 spells "あほ" ("idiot")
@bacondropped7 жыл бұрын
bacon oh lol I didn't know that XD
@error93056 жыл бұрын
[BAKA INTENSIFIES]
@shadowthelegend1006 жыл бұрын
Actually now that I take a closer look that spells Aho not baka right?
@shadowthelegend1006 жыл бұрын
[AHO INTENSIFIES]
@MisakaMikotoLuv6 жыл бұрын
Two different ways to say mostly the same thing. あほ is just more aggressive. Its commonly translated as "Dumbass" rather than as "Idiot."
@FrogFrozen6 жыл бұрын
Is there a compilation of neps stretching? I need it for school
I swear, Womble getting Global Elite is the best part of these videos
@TieflingKumasi4 жыл бұрын
8 years ago KZhead was so much better than now KZhead (content-wise and generally speaking, you're still doing fine work Womble)
@Gheist4217 күн бұрын
Someone was stretching Nep
@Hunterstiq6 жыл бұрын
my friend join me in my campaign we will beat Nixon!
@tmsgaming59985 жыл бұрын
You sir are smooth as fuck lol
@platinumxray57325 жыл бұрын
Stretching her ass you mean
@GayBrain5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@rhodesianwojak20955 жыл бұрын
@@GayBrain you really do think
@haibuiphuoc44425 жыл бұрын
9:57. In the chat edberg is saying: still better then womble
@lucy64727 жыл бұрын
Nice! You saw that too xD
@aldocordero43707 жыл бұрын
Lee White Yasss
@SunnyShuklathedoctor7 жыл бұрын
Lee *than
@KiernanGrimes7 жыл бұрын
Lee o
@mave13th7 жыл бұрын
Kiernan Grimes then*
@hxzevevo81917 жыл бұрын
Best part of these CSGO videos is listening to Edberg and Cyanide nerdrage every time Soviet ranks up.
@Thagesthoughts4 жыл бұрын
Six years later...This is....Perfection
@hypocrisyatitsfinest.6326 Жыл бұрын
5:45 #NepGasm
@SovietWomble8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble Usually there are a lot of people watching your videos. Maybe you should ask them to send Nep friends requests? ;)
@Frangus_8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble i love cars. nep loves cars. therefore i love nep.
@Framed.Automotive8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble Had the same thing last night IRL with hot Polish women ;) Be jelly Mr Womble.
@Serpher18 жыл бұрын
Where can I watch live Nep porn? Aka stream
@Drakonya088 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble There is a hungarian gipsy in ZF?
@361Jonel8 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I was teaching a game "league of legends" to my girlfriend, and she would go straight to the tower and tank it without minions, and in my mind I was singing "where did I go wrong"
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx5 жыл бұрын
Did you broke up with her?
@MuriloSRoxo5 жыл бұрын
Same
@SenersArt5 жыл бұрын
Yes sir, all in the past now :D What made me stop and wonder, is when she used ashe's W to damage the tower, and she'd see the arrows go through them with no damage to turret whatsoever, but keeps doing it, throughout the entire match her gameplay was "respawn > go mid > tank turret (3 hits) > spam W even when it's on cooldown > die > wait respawn timer > do it again" Nonetheless I just wanted share laughs with you guys xD Cheers!
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx5 жыл бұрын
haha thats great XD you still play the game?
@SenersArt5 жыл бұрын
Sadly T-T
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx5 жыл бұрын
I like how whenever womble throws a flash he watches it as it's going to explode
@xyro91153 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love these videos, just wish Soviet posted as much as he did back in the day. Always find myself coming back to these videos for a good laugh.
@zukariann20789 ай бұрын
well a good question is how HOT is Cyanides girlfriend ?
@valeriweber30398 жыл бұрын
+Valeri Weber super hot
@SovietWomble8 жыл бұрын
yeah the question is how hot like chili or just like an red couch or like christy mack or fucking magen fox ?
@valeriweber30398 жыл бұрын
+Valeri Weber like Christy Mack scissoring Megan Fox on a red couch under a pile large pile of chillies.
@SovietWomble8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble now I understand your loss its must be tough for you
@valeriweber30398 жыл бұрын
Yea, this is an important question considering she sounds like a nine year old asian
@FizCap8 жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious lmao ˙͜ >˙
@ClickyCrisp8 жыл бұрын
aleeeeex ayy
@Papayapudding8 жыл бұрын
ayy
@sheebainu24358 жыл бұрын
+8Bit Mutant samy ayy
@Zeynepx8 жыл бұрын
+Clicky Crisp Come here often? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Bantersaurus8 жыл бұрын
+xViridian :3
@DardyDan8 жыл бұрын
10:43 *DISTINGUISHED MASTER GUARDIAN*
@xtzyshuadog2 жыл бұрын
I love how Edberg rages, he's like a pure embodiment of anger or something
@reyasem4 жыл бұрын
5:45- 6:02 " I'm getting lots of friends invites right now " guess why Nep :D :)
@Cortez5307 жыл бұрын
I'd like to be friends with benefits with her
@lukagrlanovic816 жыл бұрын
Cortez530 I
@officialtttproductions6 жыл бұрын
Well, I could listen to a Nep stretching montage for hours.
@sammack14846 жыл бұрын
B O N E R
@statdemon28426 жыл бұрын
Nep: "stretches". Cyanide: I must say-
@cherriberri83736 жыл бұрын
I gotta ask: Is Merry Milkshake ok right now? He's not deaf anymore?
@RingTeam3 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's heard from ZF in a while, so....... Sorry, I couldn't resist. Haven't seen him in any more recent streams, or Bullshitteries, though, so that is a very legitimate question...
@jordaneggerman47343 жыл бұрын
Hey its me milkshake here, I did get my ears fixed, but I haven't been on the team speak/ discord for a long long time. I may jump back on one day though. Hope you well also!
@Lonerepublics Жыл бұрын
@@jordaneggerman4734 I did infact have the operation so im alot better now!
@Lonerepublics Жыл бұрын
@@Lonerepublics Great! I'm very glad you're ok. Take care. :)
@RingTeam Жыл бұрын
Geez,the good old days of cs go,the old inferno,the nights spent on swearing in russian and having a good laugh with your friends goofing around ,not knowing one day it will all end. I will cherish that feeling for the rest of my life
@b1z4r22 Жыл бұрын
Nep: I’m stretching Me: you’re stretching something, and it definitely isn’t your back
@trx90vito294 жыл бұрын
Oh yea~ You're*
@jackychang91484 жыл бұрын
@@jackychang9148 is this a joke? Am i getting woooshed?
@senza45914 жыл бұрын
Arham they’re correcting the first “your” not the second one
@waleedalshammari89204 жыл бұрын
@@waleedalshammari8920 its sad that you had to explain it to him
@cuboider-rclv25854 жыл бұрын
deserves more likes
@crownregis4 жыл бұрын
Amazing video, very well done. I laughed the entire way through. Best of luck to you!
@WoodysGamertag8 жыл бұрын
We'll never thought you'd see woody here did you? Well you did #wombleisspreading
@jackmccutcheon64438 жыл бұрын
woodycraft
@billystewart29008 жыл бұрын
+WoodysGamertag Miss your mail monday
@WolfNationHDFilms8 жыл бұрын
+WoodysGamertag Most kind. Thank you!
@SovietWomble8 жыл бұрын
+WoodysGamertag wow, ur still alive. loved ur videos way back in the day. you should def get into cs, would be pretty cool to watch.
@HasanHadi88 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe it has been 5 years since I last watch Soviet’s video. Such a fond memory and simple time it was
@trantrungnam6124 жыл бұрын
Still holds up
@letmeseethemanager Жыл бұрын
bit heavy on the slurs, but still funny
@Autistic.Engineer. Жыл бұрын
Homophobic moment
@ThisSilentG11 ай бұрын
@@ThisSilentG bluds offended by jokes 😭🙏🏿🙏🏿😭😭
@requis20010 ай бұрын
Fun fact, that bit of Japanese text in the video says “Aho” or “Stupid”. Nice little Easter Egg there Soviet!
@Robbinio25 жыл бұрын
You mean B-Baka
@Tonatsi5 жыл бұрын
Aho and Baka mean the same thing, I think. But level of respect to use is different. It's just like saying 'fool' and 'stupid'
@InnocentC05 жыл бұрын
Nice
@obama90765 жыл бұрын
InnocentC0 it was an anime reference; particularly to the character archetype known as ‘Tsunderes’.
@Tonatsi5 жыл бұрын
@@Tonatsi baka is fool/stupid. Aho is like saying "you f*ckin dumbass". People use it when they're mad.
@l3st4rins985 жыл бұрын
ONWARDS, GIRLFRIEND.
@Rickfernello7 жыл бұрын
"Get the AWP"NOOOOOO DICK FACE!!!!!
@charlotte70076 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
@timoshea2076 жыл бұрын
*girly giggles*
@KJOB6 жыл бұрын
She's not a horse
@jeffyzefrench6 жыл бұрын
Ridley it’s been a year, but I can’t get over it that cyanides girlfriend sounds like she’s 12 and it’s really scary
@hiimpat83855 жыл бұрын
its been 5 years since this video and it is still entertaining
@jerrold1262 жыл бұрын
By the way, the Japanese over the ninja’s head translates to “idiot.”
@microTrash283 ай бұрын
Is anybody going to mention that when he got an ace he actually threw a flash bang correctly
@verfytheflames_62174 жыл бұрын
Yeah, him throwing the flashbang correctly proves that he was indeed toggling ;D
@Icysnowman2564 жыл бұрын
Impossible
@LegendarySkip4203 жыл бұрын
By correctly you mean he threw it so far past him that it bounced back and managed to accidentally blind him anyhow? Because I'm pretty sure that kind of correct utility usage usually gets you killed.
@FShani Жыл бұрын
@Wretched Egg if it works, it's correct.
@sugoistalin7809 Жыл бұрын
@@sugoistalin7809 If it works once and fails 9 other times still correct huh?
@FShani Жыл бұрын
that "stretching" is pretty distracting to say the least
@kalebhoward1297 жыл бұрын
Ooo im the 500th like
@havocnine5 жыл бұрын
hows it going bois
@randy32225 жыл бұрын
KZhead showing which part of the video is watched the most makes me feel like y'all were here for different reasons than me
@melvinvalerius583411 ай бұрын
wtf
@henrym.g954611 ай бұрын
Why is this Wombles most watched video. * Nep Stretching * Ah.
@luenn20422 жыл бұрын
Nep: "Stretches" Cyanide: "I must say-"
@cherriberri83734 жыл бұрын
That stretching noises are actually just the sounds when Lara Croft takes a medipack :D
@TKDMaze927 жыл бұрын
6:38 : "Tunnel" "The other one"
@utkarshraghunath1344 жыл бұрын
Everytime I watch these videos of your's, I feel like I actually have friends to have fun with
@batyizhusupov26902 жыл бұрын
Titles of most of ZF Cyanide: the moron Echo: the chick magnet Soviet: the director Nep: the eye candy Edberg: the carrier Gambit: the drinker Kaffe: the 3rd person speaker
@madsandersen78636 жыл бұрын
Kaffe from finland?
@POLARTTYRTM6 жыл бұрын
i thought womble was known as 'the handicap'
@InfamousQuiche6 жыл бұрын
Cyanide: The Immigrant
@_SK236 жыл бұрын
Kaffe is not amused.
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes456 жыл бұрын
And what about cake
@youtubeuser848486 жыл бұрын
5:45 *Nep has been kicked due to obscene stretching*
@navycalvin93375 жыл бұрын
That was weird tho
@G-ManXErlik4 жыл бұрын
9:56 Cyanide gf: *miss all the shoots* Edberg in the chat: *still better than womble*
@krampers83584 жыл бұрын
I dont know why this was in my recommendations, but im glad ive watched it
@uweheidemann69344 жыл бұрын
9:55 "*DEAD* (Terrorist) Not EDBERG: still better than womble" Hah
@DatWut8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Schulz lol, I didn't see that
@SovietWomble8 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble More laughing for those who see it then :'D hahahaha :D
@geronimo55158 жыл бұрын
i Saw it too hehe
@hamodthe11228 жыл бұрын
+SovietWomble nah you didnt wanty notice it only
@villegrundstrom8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Schulz just seen this, too good
@gsg944908 жыл бұрын
9:47 After Cyanide dies, Edberg says in the text chat "still better than womble" (9:57)
@josh_tve6 жыл бұрын
Gamer josh saw that lol
@user-zd3rr1fu5e6 жыл бұрын
5 years later still gotta love the “stretching montage
@IcyDawn8873 жыл бұрын
Only Womble would create a youtube channel I would willingly watch all videos on it 5 times over
@theunnamedaccount40093 жыл бұрын
Not a hard task, he only uploads every leap year XD
@thx4chrckingin2 жыл бұрын
Why is your first instinct to stare at a failing flash?
@Jobey_997 жыл бұрын
Cuz humans
@tieuucanh89587 жыл бұрын
For the "funny moments" duh...
@tullius12897 жыл бұрын
josh green because we know we deserve it
@sar_ptolemy7 жыл бұрын
@HeyImLincoln Dogs 'n cats do it too. Then they proceed to attack it, even though clearly it's not doing anything.
of course the most replayed part is Nep's moaning
Yeah, because even my dog has a boner from this…
Didn't realize till you pointed that out
that's cus of me
@@pesky19 And me
Thabks for pointing that hidden gem out.
LEGIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STRETCHING PART
CaptainAlligatah lol grill gamers man
I repeat Noah, was quite enjoyable,
I make those kind of noises when I stretch and I'm a guy
it reminds me of when I turn on girls Tennis and close my eyes
Womble's panicking Uhhh though was the frosting on that cake. a aaaand I suddenly understand the joke behind Cake's username...
"I'm gonna get this ninja" "They have a ninja?" Clearly the ninja is doing his job properly then
Not that well it seems, an idiot seems to have detected the ninja anyways.
@@leika8838 confirmed. I detected the ninja
2:36 the Kana's said Aho あほ means idiot/stupid
@@jqa16 You mean hiragana?
@@arcadiuszero382 the term Kana refers to both katakana and hiragana.
For the ones who dont know what “toggle” means: activating your hacks in the middle of a match
thank you so much
It is time to toggle.
While soviet agrees lol
Thank you
Cheers
"Stretching"
;)
+Theodore Nguyen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Theodore Nguyen :D
Now its all over edberg's stream, people kept yelling #nepgasm
Well that was blunt
I swear my pants were on before 5:45
Chad Kirby
Ethan Rae lol I'm pretty sure she wouldn't masturbate when she knows she's on a quite large stream in the middle of a comp
Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. Yea... BUT WHAT IF... 🤔
Wait....WE'RE WEARING PANTS!!!!!??!????!??!!!!!!!
Wyman and Brad Gaming Co. maybe thats her fetish
I know that this video is 6 years old at this point, but I wanted to point out that at 9:29, when Cyanide's Hot girlfriend takes over, it looks to me as though the reason that she keeps looking away is because she is trying to line up the gun barrel with the enemy player/target etc. Only once Cyanide points out the crosshair in the next clip does she realise that the crosshair exists, and is where the bullets are going. Earlier in the video, when she is controlling their movement she tells cyanide that he doesn't know how to shoot, because in her mind, he's not aligning the gun with the target. I felt like pointing this out because I have seen this video many times and was genuinely curious as to why she was aiming like this. I thought others might find this interesting as well. Edit: Just to add, this is only just a theory I came up with. I could be 100% wrong but it's what makes the most sense to me.
thank you. I came back to this video just for an explanation after 6 years.
How did she not notice the crosshair until he told her about it? When she watched him play first
@@lazthegreat10 Because she's not used to playing video games. Razbuten made some fantastic video essays on the subject, but the short of it is we expect crosshairs to be there and know to shoot center whereas she probably only sees some weird anomaly of dust at the center and nothing of significance
Damn son, where'd you find this
Genuine respect! Thank you, this is very interesting
9:48 when you realize cyanide’s hot gf is using the tip of the gun for the crosshair :)
It makes so much more sense
@@trackernivrig well yes, but actually no
name nachname lol
But his gf isn't hot xD
@@karanw4276 I think they are comparing her to Cyanide beauty wise
(Has a mouse malfunction) (Ranks up)
That wasn't a mouse malfunction. That was the mouse making it's own account, getting CS:GO, and winning a couple hundred matches all within a few seconds to rank Soviet up.
Brandon Deets "YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT FUCKING... FUCK!"-Edburg
was that edberg? it sounded like cyanide's voice ...
Elvin Celis It was Cyanide. He's always pissed that Womble gets these high promotions without effort.
Jared Hernandez well it does sound like edburg to me and Cyanide is not in the game it's kaffe, ed, Womble gambit and rotary(not sure about the last one) but if I made a mistake sorry my bad 😂
"I take psychology, I use it on you." "Wait, what does that mean?" That response means its working.
^My wife is a behavioral analyst. Can 100% confirm that she uses her techniques on me.
Is cyanide hot gf is gorty in this one ? The voice is kinda different
Ray Anderson i want a gf that does that to me
@@namnnamn1911 gf is different
Isn't that a really sketchy thing to actively do? Or is it once you know you just can't stop?
What I wouldn't do to be in a group like this, you all seem so awesome to be around, dont let that go womble, enjoy it.
If you wanna be in a group like this, try joining groups that play the games that you play. Play call of duty? Try looking for people who play frequently. There are probably a lot of people that are nice to be with and play with.
@@fameolife I'm actually looking for some warzone and multiplayer friends. Hate having a constantly aching back from carrying my team most days
SovietWomble was never about trying to get the top place in games. He only seeks immersion in games, having fun with clan mates. ZF is just a perfect mix of seriousness and having fun.
Ho Mina And don’t forget incompetence as well as volatile intelligence.
@@GoodVibes-xq4yi Hey, we can do WZ together, whatcha think?
“I watch Soviet for the content” (Nep’s stretching noises)
But that is content
"I'm a tactician like Napoleon" and now you're dead like Napoleon
If I was there, I would have said "You know Napoleon was a fucking shit tactician right? I mean he invaded Russia in WINTER for fuck sake, how much more FAIL could you get?"
Digging Deeper #01 true
+Zo Mana Never invade them They are SPFC (Supreme Master First Class)
Duck Inc. did u know that Napoleon was blown apart? if u know what i mean
Naw man, Napoleon was killed by his own wallpaper
"There's a bit of leprosy in the server" LMAO
What
Bottom Text
Oh hello there soup from 4 years ago
SOUP?
Packet loss, appendage loss, what's the difference?
Petition to nominate the following names as the sexiest-sounding people in ZF: 1. Quebec 2. Gambit 3. Edberg
And what, have them cover fuckin Queen songs?
You forgot nevil
Quebec's voice is just 👌
Nevil for sure.
Don't forget Moogle.
A German guy sees a Jewish girl at the bar and wants to ask her out. "Hey girl, let me get your number" "EXCUSE ME, we have names now!"
how is this connected to the video? and im going to use that a lot haha.
FUCKING GENIUS
😂 oh that's terrible 😂
@@dgbd9030 there is a bit in this video where, i forget who it was, says "mate, it's german humor. it's no laughing matter." so he gave a nice example of said humor.
@@XarathDominion oh right. with all the random shit Soviet has in his streams i forgot. thx
I'm concerned about how many clips of Nep "Stretching" you have on you.
Not only Nep but Darius "Stretching"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@鸡巴 Youre fun at parties arent you?
鸡巴 if it is all streamed how is it set up I mean I saw this stream
But I need more
Every time Soviet says “I hate this clan”, I’m pretty sure he means “I hate Cyanide”.
Everyone hates cyanide
it's more of 85% Cyanide, 15% everyone else
Exclusively cyanide
@@the_solomon_sage8431 minus Nep.
@@GenshinLover283 and cake
I’m so happy 4 years later this video hasn’t died yet, please keep it this way forever.
Soviet's content will always continue to go on. It will be the final proof of human existence
Yes we will
We shall continue this legacy of yours.
I just love how Cyanide is basicly telling his brain functions to his girlfriend when she's supposed to move ^^ ADADADADAD RUNAWAY AAAAH
@2:36 - "must be the ninja" lmao
im just commenting because we have the same profile picture
yurtpoh Is it bad that I understand the text shown over the "ninja"? It's Japanese for "moron", BTW.
***** You might want to double-check the second character. There's TWO horizontal strokes on it, not one.
i wouldn't know, i can't read japanese. i wish i could though lol
it reads aho dude which means moron
i can listen to neps 'stretching' aaaaaaaaaall day
Me too
u pervert........
we need a 1 hour remix :D
there exists an hour version of that bit.
wellwe'rewaiting.gif
9:55 "Still better than Womble" I'm DYING
nothing says friendship like saying "You don't deserve that" moments after you accomplish something
It’s first day of no nut November and she’s “stretching”
i lost yesterday, man, i don't even care at this point
But what is she stretching exactly 😉
Alias Fakename Fucc November.
Weak
Film Addict I’m still holding on strong after that video
Dear Valve, I would like to report a bug with the current version of your game. It appears that I have lost my rank of DMG. And I have rapidly fallen through the ranks to land on Gold Nova Master. Though I appreciate having mastery over these novas, this is the opposite of what I wanted, as I should have reached Global Elite by now. Please address this issue with a hotfix as soon as is feasible. TL:DR - teh fuck?!
+SovietWomble The game is bugged. I'm clearly better than all the Russians, yet I've been demoted to SEM. Obviously a bug.
+SovietWomble In case you aren't joking, I'll spill a bit of knowledge on you :-) Valve recently made changes to the ranking system to make it a bell curve centering on somewhere in the upper half of Gold Nova. Too many people had ended up in GE, so they needed to balance the ranks out. Your rank is actually not the badge you see on your profile, it's a number players can't access or even see. So your actual rank hasn't changed, but it doesn't look as posh anymore.
Not a bug A fix
+SovietWomble Even if you win games you still get demoted. Sad times. :D
+SovietWomble I dropped from LEM to Master Guardian 2 in the course of 15 games, 4 loses, every loss a rank drop. Game is fucked.
5:38 The response is pure gold and Effortlessly funny
Man I was 16 when this came out, I feel old coming back to these videos.
"GET OVER HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE"
Yes
That's a beautiful relationship
@@manager-nim2623 they broke up, you know?
@@duydome lol really? I wonder why.
@@duydome Oh. I didn't realize that. You know why?
**Moans** i am "S t r e c h i n g"
Hamilton ate my soul he has to say im stretching so that they dont suspect he’s doing something. Mm sexy
Idk why but whenever she was "stretching", shit got so tense that i actually wanted a girl to "stretch" like this in a csgo match
Heh, I'm partially (well, mostly) deaf too:)
You bet your ass she is stretching. The question is - what part of her body is she stretching?
@@ArvisSc LMAO 🤣
Nep: "I'm getting lots of friends invites right now, Is it because of your stream?" Soviet: *eeerrrrr*
This is the most watched of Womble's video, and the part that gets replayed the most is Nep's. So congratulations to Nep for being the most popular person on Womble's channel.
Least surprising Bullshittery fun fact 🤓👍
* s t r e t c h i n g*
@@MiksteR_RdY its funny watching females with 0 personality resort to incredibly shameful tactics like objectifying themselves for a small bit of attention.
@@MiksteR_RdY worse part is how she plays dumb and wonders why so many people are adding her.
@@MiksteR_RdY and this is all she literally does. She has 0 personality or jokes so she just moans.
@@BigUps-Bucket-Cat can i use this for r/niceguys
@@TheAugizzz This sounds more like the exact opposite of r/niceguys IMO
"I'm getting lots of friends invites right now,is it because of your stream?" "Uh.." _No it's cause ppl wanna "stretch" with you_
Oh god 😢😰😨😵😱
That was so funny to me how he was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh idk"
if people didn't get that joke from the video they're too innocent
@@felixftw4702 yeah
remove "with" from that answer.
ZF clan's reaction to Womble's promotion never gets old
The anger displayed at the end when he ranked up is just hilarious
bet you want to "stretch" with nep
Danykyller PT I wish lol
OF COURSE!
Danykyller PT stretch with her, or "stretch her out"?
2101josh both at the same time
Seth Wenger 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Whats with the salt Kaffe, jeezus, let your hair down" Ironic.
She finally did THIS IS A JOKE DONT VERBALLY ATTACK ME
Why he is angry? Wat is -65 thing?
@@sivarajamani6709 Kaffe hit someone for 65 hp
0:28 this reminds of a time where I accidentaly clicked on an button for disabled people which when the lamps to cross the roads go green an sound will appear. And a women asked me : are you partially deaf? And I wasn’t listening so I just said yes. And it just realised that after crossing the street
"I am getting a lot of friends" *I W O N D E R W H Y*
GUESS... You have three chances...
*continues stretching*
*I W O N D E R H O W , I W O N D E R W H Y*
I can't stop laughing at Edberg's reaction to you being promoted. It was too good~ XD
Lmao! I thought that was Cyanide!! 😂🤣
I died from laughter xDDD
That was Cyanide
@@legomanas4702 it was edberg, you can tell from the accent
@@pixelbox5874 oh Shit....
It's 2023, youtube now has a feature were you can see where most people have watched the video, you can't guess where it is lmao
ffs xd
**Mouse malfunctioning** Valve: ah yes let's promote this guy
Womble: Aaaaaaaaa....... Ooh! *buys Negev* *Shooting intensifies*
i just love every weird (not sexy, fuck no) sounds womble makes
ShadowKnight Amber lol
Yeah and then everyone: oh god
This is why you never give soviet a negev 😂😂
Cake sounds adorable and Nep sounds hot. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
NickAsNickName Who's Cake? Is she the gf?
@@od2473 might i direct you to the 5th episode if you haven't already
Who is nep?
@@TheGamer5465 she was the one "stretching"
666 likes ma boi
Glad to see im not the only one enjoying this vid still. The old UI and maps, the old gun sounds, what a nostalgia blast.
the fact that this video got age restricted because of nep's stretching session
You should have included the part where Nep goes "These are perfectly normal noises that a woman makes" and Cyanide goes "While having sex, yes."
Everyone makes noises when they stretch but we have higher voices so the noises we make when stretching sounds more "sexual" than men. As a lesbian I can tell you if your girlfriend makes those noises during sex she's either bored or faking it to make you feel like you're doing a good job.
+Blake Belladonna I'm not sure why you commented that. I was just telling Womble to include the part of the stream when Nep and Cyanide had that dialogue.
I was mainly commenting on Cyanide's lack of knowledge on women and that his girlfriend must very long-suffering and not at all good at video games.
+Blake Belladonna You should look up the definition of "joke", Bella. While your knowledge is admirable, it's really made only for entertainment.
+Spectre Fox leave her alone she is a lesbian and insulting anyone on the Internet who isn't a cisgender white male is against the law /s (btw /s means sarcasm because I don't trust the Internet not to kill me if I don't make sure the know what it means)
we are number one but every one is replaced with NEP "stretching"
Shiro The Asian #nepgasm
Do it.
1:11 just realized that Edberg shot Womble here, you can see his character in the background and see the friendly fire message in the chat
I come back to this series every now and then and its still so funny
When Soviet said Cyanide's girlfriend would be playing, I thought he was talking about Cyanide's right hand.
Well yeah his right hand would be on the mouse
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOHOHOHOHOO
Ooooooh the burn tho
i think the first time everyone thought the same
He's talking about his arranged bride who's like a ten year old.
0:00 - world class flashbang 0:09 - going to A 0:12 - prom queen 0:19 - lost cause 0:27 - diversity 0:59 - stuck under the floor 1:15 - Juan 1:21 - the ninja 1:25 - the mystery of the red gun 1:44 - wrong analogy 1:53 - Cyaninde as Napoleon 2:16 - stuck in the door 2:32 - the ninja apears 2:41 - keeping the AWP 3:00 - Womble's first Ace 3:31 - salty Kaffe 3:41 - pappas got this 4:08 - leprosy in the server 4:18 - Echo the cheater 4:27 - German humour 4:39 - ladies first 4:56 - Negev 5:07 - introducing Nep 5:37 - "stretching" 6:05 - Utopian food 6:19 - Soviet at the top 6:23 - smoke fail 6:28 - spastics 6:42 - sound test 7:46 - Soviet with the grill gun 7:56 - Cyanide and Cyanide's hot girlfriend 10:30 - mouse malfunction 10:51 - Distinguished Master Guardian
6:35 Tunnel!
You are the hero KZhead needs
i was watching this vid so long ago.. i now i realize this comment. it's save my laifu. xD
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Cyanide's hot girlfriend is Cake.
you're definitely wrong there
Man it sure was fun to just play together with your friends every weekend back then, back when this video came out. Things changed a lot since then but boy am I glad I had the opportunity to enjoy it. Thank you soviet for making me nostalgic again.
Same brother. I started playing csgo after watching his videos. I was in class 7 in 2016 and now I'm about to graduate college. Thousands of hours on csgo, tons of friends and memories made.
“Huh, I wonder what the most viewed section of the video is.” Nep: Allow me to introduce myself.
If anyone wants to know, Japanese at 2:36 spells "あほ" ("idiot")
bacon oh lol I didn't know that XD
[BAKA INTENSIFIES]
Actually now that I take a closer look that spells Aho not baka right?
[AHO INTENSIFIES]
Two different ways to say mostly the same thing. あほ is just more aggressive. Its commonly translated as "Dumbass" rather than as "Idiot."
Is there a compilation of neps stretching? I need it for school
actually yes
XX ... link?
Thad Castle www.reddit.com/r/SovietWomble/comments/44ir59/1_hour_of_nep_stretching_youre_welcome/
DarkWolf gaming well then
Soviet commented on it.
I swear, Womble getting Global Elite is the best part of these videos
8 years ago KZhead was so much better than now KZhead (content-wise and generally speaking, you're still doing fine work Womble)
Someone was stretching Nep
my friend join me in my campaign we will beat Nixon!
You sir are smooth as fuck lol
Stretching her ass you mean
lmao
@@GayBrain you really do think
9:57. In the chat edberg is saying: still better then womble
Nice! You saw that too xD
Lee White Yasss
Lee *than
Lee o
Kiernan Grimes then*
Best part of these CSGO videos is listening to Edberg and Cyanide nerdrage every time Soviet ranks up.
Six years later...This is....Perfection
5:45 #NepGasm
+SovietWomble Usually there are a lot of people watching your videos. Maybe you should ask them to send Nep friends requests? ;)
+SovietWomble i love cars. nep loves cars. therefore i love nep.
+SovietWomble Had the same thing last night IRL with hot Polish women ;) Be jelly Mr Womble.
Where can I watch live Nep porn? Aka stream
+SovietWomble There is a hungarian gipsy in ZF?
I remember the first time I was teaching a game "league of legends" to my girlfriend, and she would go straight to the tower and tank it without minions, and in my mind I was singing "where did I go wrong"
Did you broke up with her?
Same
Yes sir, all in the past now :D What made me stop and wonder, is when she used ashe's W to damage the tower, and she'd see the arrows go through them with no damage to turret whatsoever, but keeps doing it, throughout the entire match her gameplay was "respawn > go mid > tank turret (3 hits) > spam W even when it's on cooldown > die > wait respawn timer > do it again" Nonetheless I just wanted share laughs with you guys xD Cheers!
haha thats great XD you still play the game?
Sadly T-T
I like how whenever womble throws a flash he watches it as it's going to explode
Absolutely love these videos, just wish Soviet posted as much as he did back in the day. Always find myself coming back to these videos for a good laugh.
well a good question is how HOT is Cyanides girlfriend ?
+Valeri Weber super hot
yeah the question is how hot like chili or just like an red couch or like christy mack or fucking magen fox ?
+Valeri Weber like Christy Mack scissoring Megan Fox on a red couch under a pile large pile of chillies.
+SovietWomble now I understand your loss its must be tough for you
Yea, this is an important question considering she sounds like a nine year old asian
This was fucking hilarious lmao ˙͜ >˙
aleeeeex ayy
ayy
+8Bit Mutant samy ayy
+Clicky Crisp Come here often? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+xViridian :3
10:43 *DISTINGUISHED MASTER GUARDIAN*
I love how Edberg rages, he's like a pure embodiment of anger or something
5:45- 6:02 " I'm getting lots of friends invites right now " guess why Nep :D :)
I'd like to be friends with benefits with her
Cortez530 I
Well, I could listen to a Nep stretching montage for hours.
B O N E R
Nep: "stretches". Cyanide: I must say-
I gotta ask: Is Merry Milkshake ok right now? He's not deaf anymore?
I don't think he's heard from ZF in a while, so....... Sorry, I couldn't resist. Haven't seen him in any more recent streams, or Bullshitteries, though, so that is a very legitimate question...
Hey its me milkshake here, I did get my ears fixed, but I haven't been on the team speak/ discord for a long long time. I may jump back on one day though. Hope you well also!
@@jordaneggerman4734 I did infact have the operation so im alot better now!
@@Lonerepublics Great! I'm very glad you're ok. Take care. :)
Geez,the good old days of cs go,the old inferno,the nights spent on swearing in russian and having a good laugh with your friends goofing around ,not knowing one day it will all end. I will cherish that feeling for the rest of my life
Nep: I’m stretching Me: you’re stretching something, and it definitely isn’t your back
Oh yea~ You're*
@@jackychang9148 is this a joke? Am i getting woooshed?
Arham they’re correcting the first “your” not the second one
@@waleedalshammari8920 its sad that you had to explain it to him
deserves more likes
Amazing video, very well done. I laughed the entire way through. Best of luck to you!
We'll never thought you'd see woody here did you? Well you did #wombleisspreading
woodycraft
+WoodysGamertag Miss your mail monday
+WoodysGamertag Most kind. Thank you!
+WoodysGamertag wow, ur still alive. loved ur videos way back in the day. you should def get into cs, would be pretty cool to watch.
Can’t believe it has been 5 years since I last watch Soviet’s video. Such a fond memory and simple time it was
Still holds up
bit heavy on the slurs, but still funny
Homophobic moment
@@ThisSilentG bluds offended by jokes 😭🙏🏿🙏🏿😭😭
Fun fact, that bit of Japanese text in the video says “Aho” or “Stupid”. Nice little Easter Egg there Soviet!
You mean B-Baka
Aho and Baka mean the same thing, I think. But level of respect to use is different. It's just like saying 'fool' and 'stupid'
Nice
InnocentC0 it was an anime reference; particularly to the character archetype known as ‘Tsunderes’.
@@Tonatsi baka is fool/stupid. Aho is like saying "you f*ckin dumbass". People use it when they're mad.
ONWARDS, GIRLFRIEND.
"Get the AWP"NOOOOOO DICK FACE!!!!!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
*girly giggles*
She's not a horse
Ridley it’s been a year, but I can’t get over it that cyanides girlfriend sounds like she’s 12 and it’s really scary
its been 5 years since this video and it is still entertaining
By the way, the Japanese over the ninja’s head translates to “idiot.”
Is anybody going to mention that when he got an ace he actually threw a flash bang correctly
Yeah, him throwing the flashbang correctly proves that he was indeed toggling ;D
Impossible
By correctly you mean he threw it so far past him that it bounced back and managed to accidentally blind him anyhow? Because I'm pretty sure that kind of correct utility usage usually gets you killed.
@Wretched Egg if it works, it's correct.
@@sugoistalin7809 If it works once and fails 9 other times still correct huh?
that "stretching" is pretty distracting to say the least
Ooo im the 500th like
hows it going bois
KZhead showing which part of the video is watched the most makes me feel like y'all were here for different reasons than me
wtf
Why is this Wombles most watched video. * Nep Stretching * Ah.
Nep: "Stretches" Cyanide: "I must say-"
That stretching noises are actually just the sounds when Lara Croft takes a medipack :D
6:38 : "Tunnel" "The other one"
Everytime I watch these videos of your's, I feel like I actually have friends to have fun with
Titles of most of ZF Cyanide: the moron Echo: the chick magnet Soviet: the director Nep: the eye candy Edberg: the carrier Gambit: the drinker Kaffe: the 3rd person speaker
Kaffe from finland?
i thought womble was known as 'the handicap'
Cyanide: The Immigrant
Kaffe is not amused.
And what about cake
5:45 *Nep has been kicked due to obscene stretching*
That was weird tho
9:56 Cyanide gf: *miss all the shoots* Edberg in the chat: *still better than womble*
I dont know why this was in my recommendations, but im glad ive watched it
9:55 "*DEAD* (Terrorist) Not EDBERG: still better than womble" Hah
+Alex Schulz lol, I didn't see that
+SovietWomble More laughing for those who see it then :'D hahahaha :D
i Saw it too hehe
+SovietWomble nah you didnt wanty notice it only
+Alex Schulz just seen this, too good
9:47 After Cyanide dies, Edberg says in the text chat "still better than womble" (9:57)
Gamer josh saw that lol
5 years later still gotta love the “stretching montage
Only Womble would create a youtube channel I would willingly watch all videos on it 5 times over
Not a hard task, he only uploads every leap year XD
Why is your first instinct to stare at a failing flash?
Cuz humans
For the "funny moments" duh...
josh green because we know we deserve it
@HeyImLincoln Dogs 'n cats do it too. Then they proceed to attack it, even though clearly it's not doing anything.