Jordan Schlansky's Product Review: Darth Vader Helmet | CONAN on TBS
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Jordan Schlansky's Product Review: Darth Vader Helmet | CONAN on TBS
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I actually breathed a sigh of relief for Jordan when the video ended without Conan destroying the mask.
Me too!!!
I still remember Harrison Ford destroying Jordan’s LEGO Millenium Falcon and how he just stood there, contemplating life
Me too.
Part 2!
You guys realize this is always scripted right?
“Why am I wearing gloves?” “Due to your unpredictable nature...” 🤣
So that means Conan was responsible for Corona? Interesting Jordan...
5:17 “May I remove it from the...?” “Uh, no...no, you can't.”
I have provided like #666 on this comment 🙏
@@austins.2495 How fiendishly clever of you!
Like a father to a child.
Who else was shocked that Conan actually respected Jordan's wishes and didn't dive in headfirst to sully his helmet?
Probably knows what the thing's worth is 😅
I was worried Conan was going to do something to it, that is one of his things. But I am glad he didn't, limited quantity collector's items like this are impossible to replace.
Well, I do. He's not a jerk !
When that happens is usually staged, like when Harrison Ford broke 'his' LEGO Millennium Falcon.
It is kind of funnier this way, I think. Just the two of them wearing masks and gloves but not being able to touch it.
I felt bad for Jordan on this one all he’s trying to do is enjoy his cool Darth Vader mask and this very tall leprechaun is absolutely laying into him.
Timothy Pickarski it’s scripted
Leprechaun...?! What is that? Is that like an anti-Irish slam?
Revolver Ocelot yes it is
It's all part of the show. Relax
Darth Vader is a fictional character. Leprechauns are fictional. Conan is not. It’s an act. Sheesh. Relax.
Conan does not respect or understand my emotions nor the arousal the sensual gratification I feel in me when I look at this master piece
You speak so elegantly I love it
Creep
wtf even xDD ahahahaah
I really hope you are really like this, and not choosing to fake a person with Aspergers Autism for the sake of comedy. You are quite a fascinating individual , and be proud of being Autistic. If you both are faking this persona, it just endorses a-holes watching to be bullies towards those with neurological differences. As ever more children are born with autism, someday we will all wonder what is “normal?”
Prepare his body in various ways so that, he won't do this ever to a fake Italian.
Jordan Schlansky is actually a comedic genius. Instead of being a boring employee who just laughs at Conan's jokes, he actually has his own character to play along with Conan. He's ironically the most useful person on Conan's team :D
Martin Garcia Arvidson only it isn't a character he plays, but rather is how he actually behaves
Mikhail Kalashnikov Nah bro its definitely a character. Ive seen him almost break character a couple of times. he may have similar traits in his real personality, but hes obviously making an exaggerated character for the camera, and for the views. and it definitely brings the views.
***** it's not a character. I met him in person at Comic Con last year when Conan went over. Where did you see him "break character"? He does exaggerate a little with the serious no-nonsense part, but all that stuff about being obsessed with facts... That's all him
its not for views. thats really how he acts
"At Comic Con" Where everyone dress up as characters.
"These are benevolent pursuits."
uploading is also a benevolent pursuit. jk youve actually been great with uploads recently
Chris Ray Gun kzhead.info/sun/hd2FhJGFhZ2prZs/bejne.html
Hey it's the Puerto Rican god himself. Love ya Chris :)
""These are benevolent pursuits." 'benevolent' is a bit of a stretch...
*4:45** they predicted 2020! LMAO*
I am OBSESSED with these videos hahaha
I’m such a huge fan!
HAH YES JORDAN AND CONAN DREAM TEAM DUOOOO!
Yeah bitch
Jordan and Conan are best team!!
I had a duck once
Sorry, Conan. I'm on Team Schlansky. TEAM SCHLANSKY!!!!!
+UberNeuman TEAM SCHLANSKY FOREVER!
I think I should have my own show.
+Jordan Schlansky I'd watch it 😉
And it will be on NBC.
How 'bout C-Span.
Jordan is very passionate about what he loves.
That must mean Jordan can feel emotions. This is a huge breakthrough!
+Jacques the Comic The script for emotions is working perfectly
Jacques the Unfunny Person Of course he can feel emotion. He just choose not to show it to other people. I can relate quite well with him.
KZhead Commenter 歐
To a very 'I hate everyone' style
“These are benevolent pursuits.”
Grant O'Brien That’s where I lost it 🤣
Translating "Yes, I was looking through the geeky websites in the office."
Conan:"you will die alone" Also Conan: *throws Jordan a bachelor party*
"Due to your unpredictable nature..." You made the right call Jordan.
Little by little, Jordan slowly breaks.
No I dont
+Jordan Schlansky 😂😂😂
+Jordan Schlank You are awesome...
+Jordan Schlansky HI Jordan 😆
+Legion Ivory Jordan will one day become a real boy!
I love how Conan is making fun of Jordan for being a star wars nerd, but then he said that the guy's username was jubjub86, which is actually a pretty deep cut. It's a reference to a noise one of the Ewoks makes in ROTJ.
dalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Cameron Schmit French Mediterranean dish
that's the whole point, shame those who get it
You mean yub nub? I think Conan just generalizes fantasy/scific names as a joke. He's used that specific one in other non-star wars vids before iirc.
Jub-Jub is also the name of Patty and Selma's pet iguana. I wonder if Conan was the writer during those episodes.
in Jordan's defence, There was a good chance that Conan would've wanted to destroy that helmet. I mean the other video that I looked at, he just randomly destroyed 3 office chairs because one of them was squeeking.
He absolutely would've destroyed the helmet if them just looking at it wasn't even funnier.
Jordan Schlansky should do an education series bc I actually started learning stuff when he was speaking
exactly
he knows a lot of stuff
+Steph Man "Jordan Shlansky present's Fun With Flags"
+Steph Man i know, like the thing about soap...?
+andyandyKZ it's true. you've never noticed when you're under the shower or in bath that some of the water drops get trapped on your body? anyway i like to finish what he was about to say before he was interrupted: that soap is an emulsifier that bonds the oil on your skin so it will mixture with water instead of deflecting it (so soap is not just used simply for hygiene but over time waste also)
Can we just get a Conan and Jordan Movie already?
Also starring Timothy Olyphant & Bill Burr.
+The SJP City as well as Harrison Ford, Steve Yeun, and Jeff Goldblum
guest staring pierre bernard
Eww no.
***** lol let's not get too ahead of ourselves... patience is a virtue
"There's an implication of judgement, here." I'm gonna start using that when people ask me about my tastes.
I love Jordans passion. I don't care if he's playing an over exaggerated version of himself. His assessments are always on point. His research and focus on quality is amazing.
Always on point. Like when he answered "what does espresso mean"? 🤔
I don't think he was exaggerating, as a star wars fan myself, I could guarantee I would be as careful as he was with this helmet, specially if it is a unique version of it which I believe was the point of the whole thing.
I only clicked on this because Jordan is in it.
Dude same i like his personality so much that makes him special😊😊😊😊
Me too.
same here pal
I actually thought conan would break the helmet...
same
+Ed sheeran Harrison Ford would've lmao
+Ed sheeran That would be a friendship ender right there
+daviddaaannggg Harrison: "that would make it more valuable."
Conan's an arsehole, not a monster.
"Due to your unpredictable nature." Aw man
i was worried about that helmet with Conan around. i was holding my breath
It's hilarious how the audience actually went “ohhh nooo...” @4:09 when Conan swore to Jordan he won't damage it. Lmao.
Schlansky never fails to cheer me up... in various ways...
but does he arouse you....
I believe thats a private matter
+vash347 sexually or sensually
Ash Tree probably both
I feel that way when grooming my body
Jordan Schlansky gives me life.
+JMPHeinz 57 So that's why he's so completely and utterly devoid of it himself!
+Dan Slash lol
+Woozlewuzzleable I do not condone to this..
+JMPHeinz 57 sorry Spidey, you look like crayon drawing in the movie, just sayin
Jordan was ready for the coronavirus
Corona can't survive his emptiness anyway
He was prepared for CORONA in various ways
@@0ldCat, he completed numerous tasks of a varietable nature in order to take the necessary precautions.
It’s amazing how many remotes Jordan is able to be in given all his various tasks
Whichever jacket comes to replace this one has big shoes to fill
+gabdominates conan better be buried in that jacket
+Ron Burgundy I think anything else would be a dishonor. ✊
+gabdominates what do you mean shoes? its a jacket
+Cameron Lee maybe "big shoulders to fill" would be more fitting
+gabdominates I'm sure Jordan would say that the Jacket "suits him adequately" without any pun or judgement intended.
I was actually curious to learn about the different versions of the helmet.
+tMattLZ You should contact JubJub87 on Nerdnet
+TiCLer JubJub86*
JubJub88 +Gloria Aviles
+Blackhawk51806 soap makes the particles smaller so they can slip through crevices, joining with the water and off the subject in cleaning
Just kidding.
"Due to your unpredictable nature" HAHAHHAHAH Yep, Jordan has Conan all figured out.
We need more Jordan Schlansky & we need him weekly.
anyone else get slightly disgruntled when Conan cut off Jordan while talking about soap? I was genuinely interested haha
Soap? On what minute?
+L16htW4rr10r 4:37
+XDKX101 Thank you.
+XDKX101 Thank you.
+Sweat Rock Yeah!
I legitimately wanted to hear what Jordan was saying about oils and the skin and germs..haha
Yeah, just when it was getting good.
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Dirt and pathogens stik to the fats, our skin release fat on the surface, and soap remove fats, so remove the gems, also destroys the virus because their surface have lipids (fats), on their composition.
Conan and Jordan have some of the best on screen chemistry I've ever seen.
“Do you become aroused when you put on this helmet?” ... “YEs” “....Wh-What?!”
The real shock in Conan’s voice is hilarious because that’s the last answered he expected.
Jordan was alluding to different kind of arousal which was not in any way sexual in nature. It is a mental stimulation that releases endorphins produced by happy realization of having gained a possession of an item that one prizes highly and sought after diligently for a long time. The happiness of a collector who obtained a rare item precious to him. But Conan's mind was in the gutter, as usual 😹
Jordan Schlansky for President
AGREED!!!
yes
+Lorem_ipsum He would not like to be in a position where lethal firearms are carried by other homo sapiens around his body at all times due to the mental stress on his cerebral cortex.
We know he'd be better than Trump!
"what is your job as president?" "I have various responsibilities"
When's Schlansky gonna do a car review?!
+Engineering Explained ... for a Prius most likely lol
+Mr. Chip Whitley He actually rides a vespa, no joke.
Zebra Oh hell, haha! I remember when he came in late to work on it.
+Engineering Explained Hello everyone and welcome!
Can we get jordan schlanksy to do a walkaround/review of his vespa, and why he chooses to ride it
Due to your "unpredictable nature." That's one of the best lines Jordan has ever given.
Conan's nerd voice gets me everytime..
Jordan Schlansky's wikipedia page says, when talking about his youtube videos, "They are frequently among the most popular clips on KZhead."
Oh god, of course, he edited his own Wiki page lol
Lmao, sounds just like him. The calmest and most analytical way to slightly stroke your ego I've ever seen, lol. Perfect Schlansky.
lolol
Deathbrewer 8
I believe the man sips on a glass of wine as he peruses comments on his youtube videos.
I can never tell if Jordan is actually like this, or if he's such a good actor that he can resist the urge to laugh and keep in character!
I'm 80% sure that he is just like this
+Jax The Jackal Team CoCo staffers did an AMA and shared that he really is like that except he plays it up a little bit more in front of the camera.
+Jax The Jackal There was a remote, I can't remember which one, where there was a bit where he broke and laughed and acted normal. I imagine that he CAN be like this, though less severe, but I doubt this is how he is all the time or that he's ever actually this odd.
I'm just like this. I 'keep it real'. I think that's what the cool kids say.
+Jordan Schlansky if only you were the real schlansky
Conan's "what??" at 2:25 is why I love Jordan Schlansky clips.
What's so funny about the mask and gloves? That's casual wear nowadays.
a154james this was 4 years ago
@@themrtroy7079 r/woooosh
Facts
I was thinking the same thing I check the year of this video 😂
2021 here
I'm starting to realize I really only like long remotes, Jordan Shlansky, and Clueless gamer.
me tooo
+Joseph Kroon some guests are hilarious. Clueless gamer is hit or miss for me. Aaron is too annoying
Thank you.
+Jordan Schlansky You probably are not the real Jordan Schlansky but, I really like you !!!
And scraps
I'm a simple man, I see Jordan Schlansky, I click
I'm a simple man. I see a popular comment, I copy it with little changes.
too long, did not read
I'm a simpler man, tldr.
+vonfranko - I am a simpleton.
+dingdingdingdiiiiing only 5 words longer than yours lol nice try though.
I was interested in actually learning how soap works :( 4:29
lol in high school, we had to write a report & speech about a random subject. I got soap, & got an A++ 😊 (cream soap, lipids, surfactants, all that stuff...)
Detergents stop oils and fats from sticking together essentially breaking oily stuff up and letting water penetrate, the reason soaps cleanse your skin is they break up the oils and fats that make dirt stick to things. You then have to still rinse and wipe the contaminants off, but the detergents have already loosened them making them easily wash off in the water
"There's an implication of judgement here." Thank you, Jordan. I am going to steal that. :D
I was interested in the soap story lol
Soap makes hands clean. I simplified it for you.
+T1000AX me too it sounded really interesting
+T1000AX Tyler Durden needs to speak with you.
thats ominous
+T1000AX emulsion
THANK YOU TEAM COCO FOR GETTING US LOTS OF NEW JORDAN VIDS!!!
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Alex Vicaire WE HAVE TO GO BACK
+AKABoondock19 lost the best tv series
If Jordan had his own show, TV series, or documentary...I would watch it anytime even if it was airing for 5 hours straight.
It’s gotta be done with Conan
5 hours straight? You mean they had to cut it down?
Thing is it’d have to be with Conan. His reactions to Jordan’s isms are what make the comedy work. Jordan by himself would not nearly be as fun
Too bad he'll never get an Oscar since he's not an actor. He could have had various roles in multiple casts. Say various things and undertake diversified tasks.
He would succeed in achieving a plethora of thespian related goals and realizing a wide array of consequential factors conducive to the development of his present character at the time of both rehearsal and live video capture amidst cast and crew
Behind that surgical mask, concealed, is a smile.
Jordan as a young child: "I am indifferent to this motion picture that is currently being displayed on the screen at this current moment"
You need more likes, and you need them now.
"But what a compelling piece of cinematic sculpting artistry."
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Everyone in 2020: 5:03
Thought the same thing lol.
Conan is mostly always really fun but Jordan's parts are all consistently just great, he's a fascinating guy!
"Mostly always" 🤔
nah they both are equally funny
Jordan and Andy should do a remote together.
yessss
+Darkteen75 Conan could cause hi jinks via phone!
I'm SO glad that Jordan segments are back. I was afraid that he'd gone back to his home planet.
When Conan said “ what kind of pleasure ?” It would of been great if Jordan said “I’d like that to remain personal”
"Due to your unpredictable nature.." lol Jordan knows Conan is a red flag.
I really wanted conan to wear the mAsk and make fun of jordan while wearing it
+Mohit Kohli but that would damage the mask
albhtan hahaha
+Mohit Kohli Sorry to disappoint you.
+Mohit Kohli yep, was expecting something like that too
Jordan Schlansky meeting Karl Pilkington would be like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. Someone make this happen!
+Smaakjeks K Yes! Someone needs to make that happen.
I can see it now: "what do you mean maybe? It's just a Halloween mask you won't wear. And you won't let me touch it. What's bloody wrong with you?"
+Smaakjeks K Someone make Jordan Schlansky, Karl Pilkington and Warwick Davis re tile Warwick's tiny kitchen then film it
Need more episodes with Jordan, Jordan and Conan go so great together.This has to be the best clip I’ve seen today with Jordan.
Wish there were more of these. Watching all three consecutively really cheered me up, and it's been a particularly depressing month.
Conan please do more skit with Jordan Schlansky or Sona Movsesian or Diana or Ice Cube or Kevin Hart or game reviews with Aaron. These celebrity guests are limiting your comedy.
agree
+Farhann Phoneyy Why can't he do both?
+Farhann Phony and Pierre Bernard please
+Mo Hahaha I dont know. Maybe he should do more of these for the future. I had so much fun watching him and his staffs or interns than watching him interviews celebs that I dont even know
+Intorsus Volo Agree the sex doll video is really funny
I like him a lot, he stays confident, always has an answer to everything and conan bullshitting him means nothing to him, seems like an intelligent guy
sten260 it’s scripted
Blows me away people cant tell this is scripted
@@saul7675 it’s scripted but Jordan is actually kinda like irl although he has a character and has broken character many times
@@kazyle3897 because it isnt. watch the livestream about italy. some people are just gifted at coming up with witty and well formulated sentences.
@@wafflensyrup nah
Please do more product reviews!!! These are actually hilarious!
"do you become aroused when you put on that elmet?" "yes.." I'm dying
I think the reason why Jordan was afraid of opening up the box and showing it off was due to the past incidence when Harrison ford shattered his Millennium Falcon into pieces.
oh yeah
"his" millenium falcon
was it not his?
+greimalkin wait, you really thought this was all real? It's television
? i think there is some basis i truth somewhere. for example, do you think he is not a star wars fan at all?
Just give Jordan his own show already. That man is awesome. I could listen to him talk about anything for hours. Just imagine Jordan talking about various (wink wink) subjects for half an hour!
It'd get pretty stupid if Conan wasn't there insulting him or giving weird facial expressions
We need various more of these NOWWW
I just love these skits. It never gets old!!! 😂
One day , one day they will find all the bodies 😏
thinking the same thing.
Conan's body will be mutilated the most lol
Uh huh........Classic profile.
"Those bitches had to die"
that was the asian looking black doll enthusiast
When they opened the box I was thinking "Dont do it Conan!"
I was literally thinking "Do it" in Palpatine's voice.
"Alright. I'm stopping you there cuz i've been with you and i know that you're going down a rabbit hole and we're not coming out for 6 years." 🤣🤣🤣
At 4:42 he predicted when he actually was gonna end hosting on TBS
OHMYGOSH!! I felt sooo bad for Jordan when Harrison Ford broke his Millennium Falcon. I am glad this time he was more cautious!
always wondered if that was real
Dill Clinton If it was really, it would have shattered his heart into as many pieces and the broken Millennium Falcon
Regina Phalange Real or fake it was so funny. As is all of the Jordan videos.
+Dill Clinton It's gotta be fake. I can't imagine Harrison Ford, or Conan for that matter, being that rude. I'm sure it was a fake Falcon and Jordan got another one signed.
I think it was scripted a bit. Or semi, with a bit of improvising. However Jordan new it was going to happen I think
I kinda wished I knew Jordan in real life. I don't find his endless stream of fact based conversations boring at all. On the contrary, I'd be more than happy to listen to him; he's like the abridged audiobook of Wikipedia.
+Mikhail Kalashnikov You say that now, but if you had to deal with him on a day to day basis you might change your tune, lol.
***** Well don't we all get tired of hanging out with just about anyone for too long though?
+Mikhail Kalashnikov Yes but he is not friendly.
Matt Chow I met him in person at San Diego Comic Con last year, and I found him to be pretty friendly, happy to take photos with people who asked. He just behaved a little robotic, but he certainly has the capability to smile.
I so love their tandem! 🤣 the anti thesis of one another. What a duo! I hope they will make a movie together action comedy....
4:18 Say, you've got a hot Irish temper
I wrote a little song about the Irish, listen up...
I don't blame Jordan, Conan destroyed his Millennium Falcon!
+Gabe Armijo That was scripted.
+vietorkoreen how do you know?
It was actally Harison Ford who destroyed it and it was scripted
Oxanes Ox if it wasn't scripted them I feel really bad for Jordan..
Gabe Armijo dude that was very obvious it was part of the sript.. Jordan character is a part of the show,.. One thing is for sure that jordan is a true producer
am I the only one who was fascinated and not completely making fun of Jordan
+Marcus I didn't thumbs up your comment to say that you were the only one, I thumbed up to say you are not alone in your comment about Jordan.
+Brent Wiggins lol thanks for clarifying
Marcus No problem, it had to be stated otherwise :D
+Marcus - I like Jordan. He is the closest thing to a real Vulcan that I have seen. I don't mean that as an insult, I admire the guy. His yin-yang dynamic with Conan is incredible.
I need more of these Jordan reviews.
1:47 Jordan Trying so hard not to laugh
please Conan, bring back Jordan Schlansky!!
Is he gone
@@jeremysmith9694 yeah he resigned after conan touched his Vader.
Back from where
@@twitterodammit5082 he was fired
@Suni Victor I hope so
There a reason why Jordan Schlansky keep all of his belonging in the box because Conan O' Brian unpredictable nature to ruin his office in various ways.
Serene Meadow various. Lol
Jordan may be one of the best people at improv
Please make more product reviews with Jordan!
I have no idea what to do with my life when there's no new Jordan clips to watch.
I'm lost without a Jordan.
Me too
Conan and Jordan visit Italy please make it happen!
Victor Bastos hey it really happened!
U made it happen kid
we need more Jordan Schlansky's videos
I wish they made more of these.
1:17 thats an underrated Schlansky quote.
Not to be a Jordan here, but I don't think that is a 1977 sculpt, the original had red eye lenses and an asymmetrical breathing apparatus.
+Kuwago Nite thats deep bro
+Eoinster welcome to the comments section Jubjub!
Trixi trxi Shall I continue?
+Kuwago Nite no some people die together, like my friends all died in the same car accident.
+Jonathan Villalobos I can vouch too, I was driving the other car
“I don’t want your greasy…….” I can totally identify with Jordan. 🤣🤣🤣
It would seem the whole world had become limited edition 1977 Darth Vader Helmet replicas in 2020.
The entertaining part is how annoyed Conan is, but how much everyone else appreciates Jordan's personality!
If he is an actor... This guy never breaks character!
he's not an actor.
WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs yes he is
he does break character. allot in old scenes.
@@Controllerbreaker No hes not! Do some research next time!
OMG... i just cant stop replaying... hahahaha , im going crazy over this conan-jordan encounters... its one super funny part after another... this is so Superb... lol.
They should make his product reviews a weekly thing. Conan is hilarious ripping on him and without a beat Jordan continues