I'm sorry about doctor Mike please don't come at me If you're here because of the thumbnail, his name is Dre Drexler
Пікірлер
When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.
@molywhopper51793 жыл бұрын
Did you typed that down one by one-
@mikasalee25823 жыл бұрын
Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔
@zetro_cloud3 жыл бұрын
when
@neblawliet20673 жыл бұрын
@@neblawliet2067 4:47
@ashxbash10013 жыл бұрын
And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!
@tipsytom55713 жыл бұрын
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
@somewhataesthetic31063 жыл бұрын
He is at it again!!
@only16133 жыл бұрын
@@only1613 i died-
@jksbottommole84633 жыл бұрын
Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao
@ericwilliams83713 жыл бұрын
Thats gonna be weird but ok
@jaehyunsatoru92883 жыл бұрын
The single ladies looking at him: 👀👀
@mina63103 жыл бұрын
"fashion is really important to me" *proceeds to dress like a sims preset*
@garfield-is-amazing Жыл бұрын
naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh
@JustinBrown-wc1ph6 ай бұрын
Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good
@ray53575 ай бұрын
You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂
@LoneWolfMikoto4 ай бұрын
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
@generalissimodoviciano6231 Жыл бұрын
Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.
@DeathnoteBB10 ай бұрын
One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.
@needless9749 ай бұрын
u forgot dickriding elon musk
@lllllllllllllllll9058 ай бұрын
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
@reginageorgetownuni8 ай бұрын
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
@frostyelwood98987 ай бұрын
The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.
@hYeezy3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@srmariachi58443 жыл бұрын
“I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”
@lameimsi3 жыл бұрын
@@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"
@nabila64013 жыл бұрын
he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭
@d4ddyb0t353 жыл бұрын
Lol
@adanella37573 жыл бұрын
“it activates BEAST MODE” he did not say-
@indigodeluxe3 жыл бұрын
It activates the "rub one out" mode
@viy45813 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
@mgsgamer83403 жыл бұрын
SCREAMS
@evanna31403 жыл бұрын
Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁
@ongtruongmeg33083 жыл бұрын
I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@lena-ts1eh3 жыл бұрын
"This removes tired looking eyes" So does sleep, big man.
@SmilingOrange4 ай бұрын
Is Shane Dawson problematic? Yes. Is he more realistic in morning routine? Also yes
@yin-sin Жыл бұрын
He’s almost like the male version of Trisha Paytas 🤣🤣
@elramyeon10 ай бұрын
@@elramyeonsay it louder 😂😂
@lilysenpai860410 ай бұрын
@@elramyeon My thoughts exactly 💀💀
@WtfAmIDoingHerelol10 ай бұрын
@@elramyeonBoth in being a piece of crap and morning routines
@DeathnoteBB10 ай бұрын
I mean idk about you but I don't usually start my mornings off by having passionate sex with my pet cat
@LxR76019 ай бұрын
Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air" Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*
@v_89374 жыл бұрын
😄
@rafaelrandom5004 жыл бұрын
Not only boring, but douchey. Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
@jayjay864434 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ReplayandHate4 жыл бұрын
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sevenbelledays78004 жыл бұрын
Vih_ S2 nice
@prodbyevadwave4 жыл бұрын
Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all
@mithruikka2 жыл бұрын
"do a flip"
@miaruuu83752 жыл бұрын
@@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭
@xsaturnsatinx2442 жыл бұрын
I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.
@gw79112 жыл бұрын
*"I'm going to jump!"*
@user-qm5yp6tr1y2 жыл бұрын
"AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say
@zc77702 жыл бұрын
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am
@MaddieFishblob7 ай бұрын
The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.
@christianharver93096 ай бұрын
first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?
@Akathysia5 ай бұрын
@@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last
@Yatagarasu.5 ай бұрын
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@Shannnnnnnnnnnnn5 ай бұрын
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
@MaddieFishblob5 ай бұрын
“Im a big fan of staying healthy” Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills
@jotarokujoh8047 Жыл бұрын
They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.
@thecensoredmuscle563 Жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol
@depressedcockroach4045 Жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
@yavantii3615 Жыл бұрын
@@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!
@kiasmith173211 ай бұрын
@@yavantii3615 this!!!
@flor47310 ай бұрын
"I breathe in the fresh air" He says as the smog of the city is in view
@KewlAidTime4 жыл бұрын
Ooooh shii- Shots fired!!!
@alpha8here4 жыл бұрын
We LOVE smog destroying lungs
@saltybutnotverysweet38624 жыл бұрын
KoolAids all he can smell is sewage over flowing and traffic noises lol
@chickennuggetsonastick23884 жыл бұрын
chickennuggets on a stick i love the smell of traffic noises
@ek57724 жыл бұрын
Its not fog?
@MyWifesSon694 жыл бұрын
"big fan of staying healthy" *proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*
@mariusmascio17324 жыл бұрын
@Houlmnt lit meme🤙
@ThemChosenGamers3 жыл бұрын
Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite
@assadarlingtoni3 жыл бұрын
@@assadarlingtoni ikr
@pebblegrindelwald65933 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@pebblegrindelwald65933 жыл бұрын
@@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many
@user-mb4xy2cz3t3 жыл бұрын
These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire: Step 1: wake up at 5 am Step 2: morning meditation Step 3: listen to an audiobook Step 4: take a cold shower Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise
@TheChuckfuc5 ай бұрын
“My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol! Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.
@yo-2029 Жыл бұрын
"I breathe in the fresh air" **breathes air pollution**
@soup81604 жыл бұрын
Smokes 2 packs
@gabrielnguyen55804 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@tavodupre-lpz67494 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what I was thinking 😂
@GenocideBlaster4 жыл бұрын
dreeei XD
@amia9064 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought he was being sarcastic
@jasminspinetto1134 жыл бұрын
That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.
@FubbleSmurf3 жыл бұрын
Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please
@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn87973 жыл бұрын
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥
@jfk90903 жыл бұрын
Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..
@Spungebobonicerocks3 жыл бұрын
@@Spungebobonicerocks lmao
@ManuMiAS3 жыл бұрын
@@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.
@mollusca64653 жыл бұрын
0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭
@1DerfulHazza10 ай бұрын
These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅
@maxirunpl5 ай бұрын
it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.
@lunaaa66524 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@redditsource19724 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao
@bobbyjordan97404 жыл бұрын
@jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.
@Lakeland_IV4 жыл бұрын
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
@salvatore54154 жыл бұрын
@@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?
@ryukobestwaifu33194 жыл бұрын
“I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-
@sickcharlie27543 жыл бұрын
LMAOAOAOOAOA
@prettymothafuckka3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people
@niki40793 жыл бұрын
@@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.
@2cool4u_pt_623 жыл бұрын
BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO
@spookiertown3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Caroline60813 жыл бұрын
0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀
@JustCurious.2 Жыл бұрын
You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands
@pannajohns5255 Жыл бұрын
realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self
@Ash0101010 ай бұрын
im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy
@randomselfimprovementchann13049 ай бұрын
@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄
@pannajohns52559 ай бұрын
@@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class
@randomselfimprovementchann13049 ай бұрын
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
@yaruyaru9 ай бұрын
Guy: I take in the fresh air *the polluted air in the background*
@bunnyeon32583 жыл бұрын
*polluted air in the back* am I a joke to you
@ouchmitch3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tomcat15173 жыл бұрын
Landlord tell him to get back in or he’s not gna be there next time
@koolstory38673 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/htxyc6mxjZStfp8/bejne.html(
@r-s89523 жыл бұрын
**happy music playing in the backgroud**
@Audiomaker493 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.
@romanticrose68224 жыл бұрын
Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
@maggieclancy63784 жыл бұрын
Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe
@xxemma79944 жыл бұрын
@@xxemma7994 lmfao
@maggieclancy63784 жыл бұрын
Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe
@xxemma79944 жыл бұрын
@@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode
@maggieclancy63784 жыл бұрын
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
@aceuxroo Жыл бұрын
I actually write a to-do list every morning right after I wake up. But that’s the only „productive“ thing that I genuinely do every single morning. I can’t imagine meditating and reading and drinking tea every morning lol
@Marymationnn Жыл бұрын
Something tells me these people dont have jobs
@politicalmemes12967 ай бұрын
To do list: -eat -drink -breathe -shower ...
@fug_momo37295 ай бұрын
@@fug_momo3729 its a hard knock life
@politicalmemes12964 ай бұрын
What's wrong with drinking tea?
@fallen26244 ай бұрын
I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..
@feeff93723 жыл бұрын
😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason
@ultraviolentdreamer3 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening
@ShawnFX3 жыл бұрын
@@ShawnFX lmfao
@user-rc3ii4jd8v3 жыл бұрын
and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?
@mehdibabaie34643 жыл бұрын
mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
@feeff93723 жыл бұрын
"Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt
@yannickdrmda52953 жыл бұрын
a jean
@blackwing973 жыл бұрын
chubbyurma just one jean
@voodoo23493 жыл бұрын
@Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?
@axelaguirre50143 жыл бұрын
DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES
@animalfamily48163 жыл бұрын
@@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂
@recklessamateur92823 жыл бұрын
The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂
@kimberlyn.20969 ай бұрын
"the shower is a quiet place for me to start my meditation" Me : stand still and question why they name butter butter
@ilikeeatingbutter3449 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah😂
@MapToUtopiaa2 ай бұрын
The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.
@sitamun75984 жыл бұрын
confirmed
@user-ej6yc8rl8l4 жыл бұрын
This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho
@tjargeesch12014 жыл бұрын
100% I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’
@Hannah-xb3dr4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gintokikintoki49654 жыл бұрын
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
@canned_can_chan45904 жыл бұрын
"Fashion has always been a big thing to me" puts on plain white t-shirt
@samsunggalaxynote7774 жыл бұрын
i can’t laugh because honestly same
@cata00__4 жыл бұрын
ok but big mood
@wisfangz4 жыл бұрын
Lol, his fashion sense isn't that good.
@k3igh4 жыл бұрын
White shirt are great man, especially I youre ripped.
@bope71034 жыл бұрын
Iol I was like: "yA CaLl ThAs FhAShIaN?!"
@fleurpetals_4 жыл бұрын
Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.
@Sai-ns9ky Жыл бұрын
I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂
@stephaniestuart9722 Жыл бұрын
“And focus on feeling the sounds of the city” *horn sounds intensifies*
@yunah6794 жыл бұрын
let’s not forget the sound of the homeless man on crack yelling at the bushes and pigeons
@nicolewisse45364 жыл бұрын
@@nicolewisse4536 lmaoo
@talia22034 жыл бұрын
Blu Yuna LMAAAAOOOOO!!! xDDDD
@pedromoniz43554 жыл бұрын
Im the 1k liker
@merelxcutie10894 жыл бұрын
@@nicolewisse4536 tHE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
@harveyvalentine38184 жыл бұрын
Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol
@NF122224 жыл бұрын
Same xD
@Drstrange30004 жыл бұрын
Does it rly matter?
@Humanprototype-wh8qr4 жыл бұрын
HEY I SPOTTED A WRESTLING FAN
@gabrieleandriolo49434 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieleandriolo4943 haha, yep! I'm assuming you are too, if you recognize the New Japan logo! lol
@NF122224 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@aditluth50314 жыл бұрын
I need to watch this video everyday to remind myself not to be dumb and believe all these 'self help' youtubers
@safari.3d887 Жыл бұрын
I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.
@hlly2010 ай бұрын
sounds like neuroticism
@suranumitu77349 ай бұрын
do not trust people who like their alarm sound.
@0_yyn4 жыл бұрын
why not what if its bts😂
@Apetitegirly4 жыл бұрын
@@Apetitegirly that's even worse.
@chuchip96334 жыл бұрын
Chuchi P lmao
@elmolong81024 жыл бұрын
@@Apetitegirly bts fucking sucks freaking weebs
@kehariracing98844 жыл бұрын
@@chuchip9633 😂😂
@crackalackacheezles88034 жыл бұрын
"Activates BEAST MODE" Wtf bro just take a shower.
@brokenteletooby1063 жыл бұрын
For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.
@ashlynnheller84003 жыл бұрын
@@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower
@antoniopalmiero67613 жыл бұрын
Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids
@goblinslayer85893 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series
@xiuzhendai2103 жыл бұрын
@@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious
@goblinslayer85893 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think I was going to laugh this much 😂😂 ffs man, great work ahaha
@ignaciomarre73987 ай бұрын
Don’t forget them Gucci sliders- very important.
@TheKoKsOnePL5 ай бұрын
no body: psycopath: "i love my alarm sound"
@peoul13 жыл бұрын
But I love mine sense I costumes it 🥺
@user-fb4lp2nb3l3 жыл бұрын
@@user-fb4lp2nb3l it'd better be the android one
@iburst93853 жыл бұрын
@@iburst9385 😅
@user-fb4lp2nb3l3 жыл бұрын
Like your profile pic
@rokok48563 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/dLqghLuqeHdvqo0/bejne.html my alarm
@mohammedhamza82893 жыл бұрын
"fashion is very important to me" *Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*
@katie-dd2gd3 жыл бұрын
"less is more"
@kcraincano89613 жыл бұрын
That's a big step for us men
@wallstreetmonky67973 жыл бұрын
Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$
@BanaaniSuuhun3 жыл бұрын
@@wallstreetmonky6797 not really
@Didi-qc3vc3 жыл бұрын
not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao
@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon19153 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it at around 10 seconds into the video him saying “i love that sound” to his alarm🤣🤣
@user-vb9np3lv5n5 ай бұрын
If I had to wake up to that sound I'd dedicate my life to finding the person to made it to despose of him. World's most annoying clock.
@kingalastor936Ай бұрын
Watching this first thing in the morning, because a good laugh wakes me up.
@annjay2581 Жыл бұрын
“Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀
@userDarioDiGiallo4 жыл бұрын
Dario 😂🤣🤣
@AnnalisaJ4 жыл бұрын
😂
@afia77104 жыл бұрын
I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something
@gossipqueen10134 жыл бұрын
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”. That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man. An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
@maxpanich86344 жыл бұрын
Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days
@blazerit4204 жыл бұрын
This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.
@misssofija67603 жыл бұрын
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on KZhead while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
@ivanaishere3 жыл бұрын
@@ivanaishere and just for their payment....
@viktoriak83853 жыл бұрын
@@ivanaishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.
@adamlindeman5233 жыл бұрын
@@ivanaishere They still make more money unlike you guys
@jame5game53 жыл бұрын
Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.
@cherrypie122113 жыл бұрын
Cant beat my routine of waking up, have an existential crisis as I stare at the ceiling, have cereal, then binge watch children cartoons for the rest of the day as I wonder what I did wrong in my life
@ChoomOfDoom Жыл бұрын
10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks
@acex2223 ай бұрын
KZheadrs are living the lives of main protagonists in every Wattpad book.
@summerghost65513 жыл бұрын
Ouchhhhh xDDDD
@RenneAtha3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ethaningham72813 жыл бұрын
Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((
@jaguar_83443 жыл бұрын
Please why is this so true 😹😹😹
@prada4bratz3 жыл бұрын
too accurate 😂
@sailor49853 жыл бұрын
"focus on feeling the sounds of the city" *Hears gunshots and sirens* "Right, okay." *Walks back inside
@luketroyer76203 жыл бұрын
Lollll
@northcoast13063 жыл бұрын
thats Bruce Wayne when he wakes up
@fitlifeHQ1013 жыл бұрын
Me when I lived in Memphis
@PGOuma3 жыл бұрын
@@PGOuma bless you. Hope you moved somewhere nice.
@luketroyer76203 жыл бұрын
Another comment said he lives in Dallas, so I hope he likes construction and cars everywhere.
@JohnSmith-yf5bk3 жыл бұрын
To summarise, the day of an average Influncer: Wake up Meditate for an arbitrary amount of time Do you your beauty routine that takes up half of the day Answer a couple E-Mails (aka "work") Work out Lay out your clothes for the next day Go to sleep I don't know guys, but that sounds an awful lot like unemployment.
@olegebloek7 ай бұрын
I am always appalled at how all these inspirational speakers sounds like a baby.
@KoongYe4 ай бұрын
When you watched “American Psycho” once
@pedovkin3 жыл бұрын
lmfao this is crazy true
@JonNewgate3 жыл бұрын
but didn't finish it
@goldensloth73 жыл бұрын
@Dom moi name is Pa’rick Ba’man, oim twentehy-sevehn yeyas old.
@gsmooth42793 жыл бұрын
whwusyhw
@zeddy22843 жыл бұрын
"i can do a thousand, now."
@k_a_y_l_e_e3 жыл бұрын
"Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."
@Unknown-jd9pt3 жыл бұрын
BYEEEJDSJSHS
@user-wn3gk5yb4o3 жыл бұрын
JXJHGFTXHS
@LPSWeirdCow133 жыл бұрын
[more gibberish sounds here]
@gardenofeden6823 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH :3
@bilwiee64363 жыл бұрын
Rugoribgrighe
@louisemacdonald50763 жыл бұрын
I doubt that the really smart and successful people live like that. This daily routine is more for people that want to convince themselves that they are not worthless
@victor2653 ай бұрын
Really smart and successful people wake up, do some exercise if they have time, immediately start working.
@acex2223 ай бұрын
They have the time to do all this cos they make content for a living. They aren't really going to work and doing a lot during the day so it makes sense for their routines to be so long drawn out and dramatic.
@justimani43 ай бұрын
@@acex222 You mean rich people who only own businesses while sitting around relaxing while their countless laborer's do their work for them? Yeah, they're *totally* telling the truth man.
@someperson99983 ай бұрын
Literally the "FUNNIEST VIDEO ON KZhead!" Thank you for this Skinny.
@yourvision4986 Жыл бұрын
Dude spent so much time "getting ready" that he came to the gym at 12 noon.
@bentep05114 жыл бұрын
bentep0511 bahahaj
@oceanviews164 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean HIGHHHHHH NOOOOOOON????
@jamirgordon97454 жыл бұрын
"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.
@JP-wf1cb3 жыл бұрын
In the early morning it's very quiet
@jame5game53 жыл бұрын
@@jame5game5 Where do you live? That´s the point
@mauroivan20623 жыл бұрын
Didn't you remember the *fresh air* of the city? Oh the pollution
@tannechem5623 жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@mehtac17143 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the diesel truck/bus sounds. So relaxing. ☺️
@splewy3 жыл бұрын
"i use air to breath in the morning, it gives me strenght"
@laurelland-13955 ай бұрын
“I love the fresh air” lives in a city
@Rosielovesroses13811 ай бұрын
“i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*
@r1na5103 жыл бұрын
PLS 😭
@liztheoneee3 жыл бұрын
hufflepuff girl I HAD TO 😭😭
@r1na5103 жыл бұрын
Thank you.I am not the only one thinking wanker.
@michaelsmith97143 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@andioopeth-90613 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo dead
@dahmanemz14623 жыл бұрын
guys stop with the mean comments , i can't like them all
@ibra39624 жыл бұрын
Yussssss
@rowenahaps85144 жыл бұрын
Lol they’re so true though right? 😂😂
@a.p.63014 жыл бұрын
Nice copy paste comment
@Kiothe4 жыл бұрын
Yeaa
@aerotv52904 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@TylerDuckBeard4 жыл бұрын
Those type of guys spend whole day preparing for the day
@DoctorOck125411 ай бұрын
I remember watching this vid when it came out and laughing so much 😭
@emilymeyer78579 ай бұрын
"skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed." **laughs in oily skin**
@laravrtaric51154 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@farahiccol34244 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo sammw
@Nookshush4 жыл бұрын
*oily skin gang*
@magarinoskevin20634 жыл бұрын
@@magarinoskevin2063 💦💪
@farahiccol34244 жыл бұрын
@@nmikk10 As a member of the Oily Skin gang, you should wash it
@magarinoskevin20634 жыл бұрын
“Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”
@audreygavagan5224 жыл бұрын
*Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*
@madamebkrt4 жыл бұрын
“okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”
@agentbonniespy3 жыл бұрын
@@agentbonniespy "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"
@madamebkrt3 жыл бұрын
Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*
@luffybetterr3 жыл бұрын
@@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"
@frogyferret58333 жыл бұрын
The last 10 seconds was HILARIOUS
@retrac10007 ай бұрын
i watch this video every few months idk why it’s so entertaining 💀
@liiveleaked Жыл бұрын
All these boys think they're wattpad characters I- 🤣😭😭😭
@KrissyFizzle3 жыл бұрын
I CACKLED PLEASE
@teacuptea91553 жыл бұрын
wattpad mafia ffs are less cringe
@Pipopipoyippee3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA YES
@noodlesano84043 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lizziellama3 жыл бұрын
BEHDBUAHSIAJDJSNFK WAS F KCKCJFLZKOWKDFKDKIFKEKF
@loveviolet_223 жыл бұрын
No one: Guy morning routine: I read The Whole Bible every morning.
@kylaijahmathis78654 жыл бұрын
Kylaijah Mathis hahahaha fucking died
@gmar26624 жыл бұрын
@Volomette *_wooosh_*
@beanie90404 жыл бұрын
@@beanie9040 r/woosh
@brucewayne40364 жыл бұрын
@@YoshiRocks57 r/wooosh
@brucewayne40364 жыл бұрын
@Volomette Yeah I got a problem with that. Do you have a problem with THAT?
@Viruz324 жыл бұрын
The other guy is still sleeping unironically relatable
@jlpj92279 ай бұрын
I lost it at the “I love that sound”
@mad88059 ай бұрын
This the "I don't got a job morning routine".
@ENZOxDV93 жыл бұрын
For real😂😂
@ghostpepperyt55723 жыл бұрын
Lol for sure.
@saynotohookups3 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@pantegohummus82153 жыл бұрын
@H A R U Probably. Some of these people on KZhead get famous for the most ridiculous reasons. thereby generating major income from ad revenue.
@saynotohookups3 жыл бұрын
Girl you spit the truth ! 😭😂😘
@shubhamrc43793 жыл бұрын
“Fashion has always been a big thing to me” Wears black jeans and a white t shirt
@lold1434 жыл бұрын
Literally died when that part came up XD
@Ryusama12344 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@hallethebandito93654 жыл бұрын
At least that part is accurate in guys world
@ccshrimp4 жыл бұрын
Fashion is up for interpretation but ok
@shadowxwrld4 жыл бұрын
CChorselovr N 🤔
@shadowxwrld4 жыл бұрын
He reads personal development books to help make his personality high quality?!?! Imagine having to study to have a personality.
@retro.raider5 ай бұрын
thats obviously not what he meant. Personal development books as they say are for development. And they do work.
@zekite64675 ай бұрын
@@zekite6467🤓🤓🤓
@remithechampionaasbo4 ай бұрын
Dr. Mike seems like the only person who actually does a scheduled morning routine.
@diegodesigns3976 Жыл бұрын
“ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “
@einfachorangensaft48794 жыл бұрын
meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.
@animusic83603 жыл бұрын
that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent
@fgtgggjkk34403 жыл бұрын
don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need
@dumbfridge75763 жыл бұрын
ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away
@devilish95043 жыл бұрын
@@animusic8360 lmaaaooo
@yahlikejazz70843 жыл бұрын
This is literally the intro of American Psycho.
@AProbablyPostman4 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@Fableosa4 жыл бұрын
BITCH 😂😂😂😂
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan43174 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@alex-vd4vm4 жыл бұрын
I legit started to scream when I read this💀
@ataraxiastemple4 жыл бұрын
i cannot 😂😂😂😂😂
@nickmsp26974 жыл бұрын
Influencer mindset *Does a morning routine for a week* "Yes, I am good. Let me make an inspirational video and not follow it myself the week after"
@DovydasRybakas3 ай бұрын
YALL THE ENDING GOT ME I couldn't stop laughing thank u sm
@melissar342 Жыл бұрын
“Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂
@peterdavis98374 жыл бұрын
rise and shine
@error42704 жыл бұрын
I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY
@katecub1824 жыл бұрын
You guys wake up?
@dehydrated_134 жыл бұрын
ユプトカ Sadly
@katecub1824 жыл бұрын
mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care
@MagentaApex4 жыл бұрын
The British guy looks like he has a live, laugh, love sign in every room of the house
@basedhomuraakemienjoyer90143 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@maqxene25993 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂HAHAHAHAHA
@MivraGOTD3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment haha
@madiclegg3 жыл бұрын
He got angry because people commented how unrealistic was his routine on his channel lmao
@user-xq9cx9ky9m3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xq9cx9ky9m Hol up... It's a real channel? xD It looks so much like parody because that is fake AF
@lisaanimi3 жыл бұрын
0:58 not the Gucci slippers 💀
@hiierophnt Жыл бұрын
I think I have quite an active morning by going on a run with my dog at around 6:40 and to the gym afterwards, but these morning routines are just ridiculous 😂
@apoolem5 ай бұрын
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
@emmanew32263 жыл бұрын
Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away
@PiFV3 жыл бұрын
it stings *especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*
@lameimsi3 жыл бұрын
My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.
@jadew46773 жыл бұрын
honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift
@Moonxsta3 жыл бұрын
I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot
@daniboy41533 жыл бұрын
no one: the wife: wakes up with perfect makeup
@user-jj3gc9gw1p3 жыл бұрын
And hair
@lameimsi3 жыл бұрын
Both are as fake as the gucci slides i bought in turkey
@malena50263 жыл бұрын
@@malena5026 ikr
@moon31453 жыл бұрын
@@malena5026 WHAT HAHAHAHHAHAHA
@griphookssidechick99993 жыл бұрын
@@malena5026 LMAO
@sour78113 жыл бұрын
i lost it at the gucci slipperzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@ccggddccdd29118 ай бұрын
The premise of this video is so damn sad, and if you relate to this it's even sadder It's too much vs too little
@deskmat98743 ай бұрын
this x10 Showering in the morning, meditating and skincare isn't over the top and NOT cleaning yourself shouldn't be celebrated at all.
@Swanson-hs5df3 ай бұрын
“I love the sound of my alarm” My alarm gives me a panic attack in the morning
@cyanide87023 жыл бұрын
IKR LMFAO
@sdc_play43603 жыл бұрын
My parents forced me to get a digital alarm clock so now whenever I hear literally ANY FORM of beeping, it makes me wanna punch myself in the face 😀
@run2gianna3 жыл бұрын
For real! LOL. I hear that thing and I'm like F****K!!!, lol
@bjpalm19943 жыл бұрын
But the biggest panic comes when you wake up without it.
@szuegyigabriel31593 жыл бұрын
I usually start crying. Ain't ready to start my day.
@cribbles34763 жыл бұрын
"Then I go out to meditate and _b r e a t h e_ in the *fresh* air* Breathes in polluted city
@hanensage84564 жыл бұрын
Send me his link please 😂😂
@Amharizz4 жыл бұрын
yummy 😋
@halkyo58364 жыл бұрын
Please breathe in Delhi
@shubhamrao20924 жыл бұрын
*e
@angie-yw9xp4 жыл бұрын
It did look like China...
@andresc59154 жыл бұрын
‘’I just breathe in the fresh air’’ Ah yes the smell of pollen and my aunt and her boyfriend arguing! (They live across the street from us lol)
@MirandaMcCann Жыл бұрын
Only thing missing is the mandatory record scratch effect when switching to reality.😂
@rickardbergh54319 ай бұрын
“Fashion has always been a big thing for me..” *puts on black pants and white shirt*
@gojoseyelashes3 жыл бұрын
@Pingo True. No problem with fashion but yeah. Minimalism is okay, I guess.
@austin96752 жыл бұрын
Dude be using nsfw pfp's at public place , degeneration of the community
@user-zc6qj1og4p2 жыл бұрын
Ikr I was like what part of fashion is this 🤣
@shamzy4602 жыл бұрын
He meant looking clean. Minimalism is also a thing
@vminmotivationalcurve88yea642 жыл бұрын
Mafuyuuuuu
@ilmtyd75822 жыл бұрын
“DoNt fOrGeT yoUr ApPle” the hell is with these guys
@Kelleigh953 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Pure cringe
@AdvaitDhingra3 жыл бұрын
@@AdvaitDhingra I was cringing during the whole video.
When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.
Did you typed that down one by one-
Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔
when
@@neblawliet2067 4:47
And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
He is at it again!!
@@only1613 i died-
Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao
Thats gonna be weird but ok
The single ladies looking at him: 👀👀
"fashion is really important to me" *proceeds to dress like a sims preset*
naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh
Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good
You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.
One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.
u forgot dickriding elon musk
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.
Lol
“I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”
@@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"
he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭
Lol
“it activates BEAST MODE” he did not say-
It activates the "rub one out" mode
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
SCREAMS
Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁
I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"This removes tired looking eyes" So does sleep, big man.
Is Shane Dawson problematic? Yes. Is he more realistic in morning routine? Also yes
He’s almost like the male version of Trisha Paytas 🤣🤣
@@elramyeonsay it louder 😂😂
@@elramyeon My thoughts exactly 💀💀
@@elramyeonBoth in being a piece of crap and morning routines
I mean idk about you but I don't usually start my mornings off by having passionate sex with my pet cat
Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air" Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*
😄
Not only boring, but douchey. Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vih_ S2 nice
Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all
"do a flip"
@@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭
I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.
*"I'm going to jump!"*
"AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am
The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.
first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?
@@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
“Im a big fan of staying healthy” Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills
They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
@@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!
@@yavantii3615 this!!!
"I breathe in the fresh air" He says as the smog of the city is in view
Ooooh shii- Shots fired!!!
We LOVE smog destroying lungs
KoolAids all he can smell is sewage over flowing and traffic noises lol
chickennuggets on a stick i love the smell of traffic noises
Its not fog?
"big fan of staying healthy" *proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*
@Houlmnt lit meme🤙
Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite
@@assadarlingtoni ikr
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many
These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire: Step 1: wake up at 5 am Step 2: morning meditation Step 3: listen to an audiobook Step 4: take a cold shower Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise
“My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol! Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.
"I breathe in the fresh air" **breathes air pollution**
Smokes 2 packs
Hahaha 😂
thats exactly what I was thinking 😂
dreeei XD
I genuinely thought he was being sarcastic
That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.
Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥
Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..
@@Spungebobonicerocks lmao
@@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.
0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭
These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅
it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.
Bahahahaha
Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao
@jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
@@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?
“I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-
LMAOAOAOOAOA
Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people
@@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.
BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀
You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands
realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self
im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy
@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄
@@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
Guy: I take in the fresh air *the polluted air in the background*
*polluted air in the back* am I a joke to you
😂😂😂😂
Landlord tell him to get back in or he’s not gna be there next time
kzhead.info/sun/htxyc6mxjZStfp8/bejne.html(
**happy music playing in the backgroud**
This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.
Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe
@@xxemma7994 lmfao
Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe
@@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
I actually write a to-do list every morning right after I wake up. But that’s the only „productive“ thing that I genuinely do every single morning. I can’t imagine meditating and reading and drinking tea every morning lol
Something tells me these people dont have jobs
To do list: -eat -drink -breathe -shower ...
@@fug_momo3729 its a hard knock life
What's wrong with drinking tea?
I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..
😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason
So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening
@@ShawnFX lmfao
and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?
mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
"Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt
a jean
chubbyurma just one jean
@Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?
DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES
@@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂
The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂
"the shower is a quiet place for me to start my meditation" Me : stand still and question why they name butter butter
Hahahahahahah😂
The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.
confirmed
This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho
100% I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’
Agreed
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
"Fashion has always been a big thing to me" puts on plain white t-shirt
i can’t laugh because honestly same
ok but big mood
Lol, his fashion sense isn't that good.
White shirt are great man, especially I youre ripped.
Iol I was like: "yA CaLl ThAs FhAShIaN?!"
Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.
I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂
“And focus on feeling the sounds of the city” *horn sounds intensifies*
let’s not forget the sound of the homeless man on crack yelling at the bushes and pigeons
@@nicolewisse4536 lmaoo
Blu Yuna LMAAAAOOOOO!!! xDDDD
Im the 1k liker
@@nicolewisse4536 tHE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol
Same xD
Does it rly matter?
HEY I SPOTTED A WRESTLING FAN
@@gabrieleandriolo4943 haha, yep! I'm assuming you are too, if you recognize the New Japan logo! lol
Ikr
I need to watch this video everyday to remind myself not to be dumb and believe all these 'self help' youtubers
I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.
sounds like neuroticism
do not trust people who like their alarm sound.
why not what if its bts😂
@@Apetitegirly that's even worse.
Chuchi P lmao
@@Apetitegirly bts fucking sucks freaking weebs
@@chuchip9633 😂😂
"Activates BEAST MODE" Wtf bro just take a shower.
For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.
@@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower
Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids
I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series
@@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious
I didn’t think I was going to laugh this much 😂😂 ffs man, great work ahaha
Don’t forget them Gucci sliders- very important.
no body: psycopath: "i love my alarm sound"
But I love mine sense I costumes it 🥺
@@user-fb4lp2nb3l it'd better be the android one
@@iburst9385 😅
Like your profile pic
kzhead.info/sun/dLqghLuqeHdvqo0/bejne.html my alarm
"fashion is very important to me" *Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*
"less is more"
That's a big step for us men
Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$
@@wallstreetmonky6797 not really
not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao
I completely lost it at around 10 seconds into the video him saying “i love that sound” to his alarm🤣🤣
If I had to wake up to that sound I'd dedicate my life to finding the person to made it to despose of him. World's most annoying clock.
Watching this first thing in the morning, because a good laugh wakes me up.
“Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀
Dario 😂🤣🤣
😂
I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”. That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man. An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days
This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on KZhead while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
@@ivanaishere and just for their payment....
@@ivanaishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.
@@ivanaishere They still make more money unlike you guys
Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.
Cant beat my routine of waking up, have an existential crisis as I stare at the ceiling, have cereal, then binge watch children cartoons for the rest of the day as I wonder what I did wrong in my life
10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks
KZheadrs are living the lives of main protagonists in every Wattpad book.
Ouchhhhh xDDDD
😂😂😂
Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((
Please why is this so true 😹😹😹
too accurate 😂
"focus on feeling the sounds of the city" *Hears gunshots and sirens* "Right, okay." *Walks back inside
Lollll
thats Bruce Wayne when he wakes up
Me when I lived in Memphis
@@PGOuma bless you. Hope you moved somewhere nice.
Another comment said he lives in Dallas, so I hope he likes construction and cars everywhere.
To summarise, the day of an average Influncer: Wake up Meditate for an arbitrary amount of time Do you your beauty routine that takes up half of the day Answer a couple E-Mails (aka "work") Work out Lay out your clothes for the next day Go to sleep I don't know guys, but that sounds an awful lot like unemployment.
I am always appalled at how all these inspirational speakers sounds like a baby.
When you watched “American Psycho” once
lmfao this is crazy true
but didn't finish it
@Dom moi name is Pa’rick Ba’man, oim twentehy-sevehn yeyas old.
whwusyhw
"i can do a thousand, now."
"Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."
BYEEEJDSJSHS
JXJHGFTXHS
[more gibberish sounds here]
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH :3
Rugoribgrighe
I doubt that the really smart and successful people live like that. This daily routine is more for people that want to convince themselves that they are not worthless
Really smart and successful people wake up, do some exercise if they have time, immediately start working.
They have the time to do all this cos they make content for a living. They aren't really going to work and doing a lot during the day so it makes sense for their routines to be so long drawn out and dramatic.
@@acex222 You mean rich people who only own businesses while sitting around relaxing while their countless laborer's do their work for them? Yeah, they're *totally* telling the truth man.
Literally the "FUNNIEST VIDEO ON KZhead!" Thank you for this Skinny.
Dude spent so much time "getting ready" that he came to the gym at 12 noon.
bentep0511 bahahaj
Don't you mean HIGHHHHHH NOOOOOOON????
"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.
In the early morning it's very quiet
@@jame5game5 Where do you live? That´s the point
Didn't you remember the *fresh air* of the city? Oh the pollution
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Don’t forget the diesel truck/bus sounds. So relaxing. ☺️
"i use air to breath in the morning, it gives me strenght"
“I love the fresh air” lives in a city
“i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*
PLS 😭
hufflepuff girl I HAD TO 😭😭
Thank you.I am not the only one thinking wanker.
Lmao
Lmaooo dead
guys stop with the mean comments , i can't like them all
Yussssss
Lol they’re so true though right? 😂😂
Nice copy paste comment
Yeaa
😂😂🤣
Those type of guys spend whole day preparing for the day
I remember watching this vid when it came out and laughing so much 😭
"skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed." **laughs in oily skin**
same here lol
Lmaoo sammw
*oily skin gang*
@@magarinoskevin2063 💦💪
@@nmikk10 As a member of the Oily Skin gang, you should wash it
“Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”
*Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*
“okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”
@@agentbonniespy "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"
Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*
@@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"
The last 10 seconds was HILARIOUS
i watch this video every few months idk why it’s so entertaining 💀
All these boys think they're wattpad characters I- 🤣😭😭😭
I CACKLED PLEASE
wattpad mafia ffs are less cringe
HAHAHA YES
LMAO
BEHDBUAHSIAJDJSNFK WAS F KCKCJFLZKOWKDFKDKIFKEKF
No one: Guy morning routine: I read The Whole Bible every morning.
Kylaijah Mathis hahahaha fucking died
@Volomette *_wooosh_*
@@beanie9040 r/woosh
@@YoshiRocks57 r/wooosh
@Volomette Yeah I got a problem with that. Do you have a problem with THAT?
The other guy is still sleeping unironically relatable
I lost it at the “I love that sound”
This the "I don't got a job morning routine".
For real😂😂
Lol for sure.
Yesssssss
@H A R U Probably. Some of these people on KZhead get famous for the most ridiculous reasons. thereby generating major income from ad revenue.
Girl you spit the truth ! 😭😂😘
“Fashion has always been a big thing to me” Wears black jeans and a white t shirt
Literally died when that part came up XD
😂😂😂
At least that part is accurate in guys world
Fashion is up for interpretation but ok
CChorselovr N 🤔
He reads personal development books to help make his personality high quality?!?! Imagine having to study to have a personality.
thats obviously not what he meant. Personal development books as they say are for development. And they do work.
@@zekite6467🤓🤓🤓
Dr. Mike seems like the only person who actually does a scheduled morning routine.
“ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “
meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.
that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent
don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need
ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away
@@animusic8360 lmaaaooo
This is literally the intro of American Psycho.
UNDERRATED
BITCH 😂😂😂😂
LMAO
I legit started to scream when I read this💀
i cannot 😂😂😂😂😂
Influencer mindset *Does a morning routine for a week* "Yes, I am good. Let me make an inspirational video and not follow it myself the week after"
YALL THE ENDING GOT ME I couldn't stop laughing thank u sm
“Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂
rise and shine
I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY
You guys wake up?
ユプトカ Sadly
mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care
The British guy looks like he has a live, laugh, love sign in every room of the house
LMAOOO
😂😂😂HAHAHAHAHA
underrated comment haha
He got angry because people commented how unrealistic was his routine on his channel lmao
@@user-xq9cx9ky9m Hol up... It's a real channel? xD It looks so much like parody because that is fake AF
0:58 not the Gucci slippers 💀
I think I have quite an active morning by going on a run with my dog at around 6:40 and to the gym afterwards, but these morning routines are just ridiculous 😂
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away
it stings *especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*
My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.
honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift
I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot
no one: the wife: wakes up with perfect makeup
And hair
Both are as fake as the gucci slides i bought in turkey
@@malena5026 ikr
@@malena5026 WHAT HAHAHAHHAHAHA
@@malena5026 LMAO
i lost it at the gucci slipperzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The premise of this video is so damn sad, and if you relate to this it's even sadder It's too much vs too little
this x10 Showering in the morning, meditating and skincare isn't over the top and NOT cleaning yourself shouldn't be celebrated at all.
“I love the sound of my alarm” My alarm gives me a panic attack in the morning
IKR LMFAO
My parents forced me to get a digital alarm clock so now whenever I hear literally ANY FORM of beeping, it makes me wanna punch myself in the face 😀
For real! LOL. I hear that thing and I'm like F****K!!!, lol
But the biggest panic comes when you wake up without it.
I usually start crying. Ain't ready to start my day.
"Then I go out to meditate and _b r e a t h e_ in the *fresh* air* Breathes in polluted city
Send me his link please 😂😂
yummy 😋
Please breathe in Delhi
*e
It did look like China...
‘’I just breathe in the fresh air’’ Ah yes the smell of pollen and my aunt and her boyfriend arguing! (They live across the street from us lol)
Only thing missing is the mandatory record scratch effect when switching to reality.😂
“Fashion has always been a big thing for me..” *puts on black pants and white shirt*
@Pingo True. No problem with fashion but yeah. Minimalism is okay, I guess.
Dude be using nsfw pfp's at public place , degeneration of the community
Ikr I was like what part of fashion is this 🤣
He meant looking clean. Minimalism is also a thing
Mafuyuuuuu
“DoNt fOrGeT yoUr ApPle” the hell is with these guys
Ikr. Pure cringe
@@AdvaitDhingra I was cringing during the whole video.
@@Kelleigh95 sis I thought I was the only one😂😂
What’s wrong with that kalleigh
💀💀💀💀
"Answering Emails" Top G Job right there
"I have my fruit loop milk" got me lmaoooo