Top 100 Smoothest Shredding Moments! Satisfying ASMR Compilation!
2021 ж. 22 Сәу.
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We collected the smoothest shredding moments to you! These are the most relaxing, amusing and satisfying grindings from Gojzer! Enjoy, Relax, Like & Subscribe for more shredding stuff!
#satisfying #asmr #crushing
Which one was the best?
3:29
2:01
Uno
Balloon
82
3:09 The best anti-smoking ad ever.
I was just going to say that
Agreed
YES NO SMOKING PEOPLE!!!!! :)
@@huzaifashah5603 Me two
😂
1:07 Plot twist: That remaining card is an uno reverse card
No
Is
@@greengreen3213 This is a joke
@@Kinzuridoesrandomstuff no
Wait-
1:58 I cant 🤣🤣🤣 the fart sound has me dying
kkkkkkkk!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:59 is such a good sound
0:46 Me when my family have all gone to sleep
Lmao XD
@@o1syt stop asking for subscribers and views and also likes. You're just being selfish and greedy. Smh.
Sussy
@@o1syt What the heck did you just came here just because you just want views, likes, and subs?! Bruh stop acting so selfish and greedy your being so insensitive
@@o1syt And also i think your so dumb cause your litterly saying that to gojzer but your saying it on somebody Reply 🤣🤣🤣
"Honey, the neighbors are at it again"
Why are you watching the neighbors again Bob?
Bob: because I like to
You are weird
@@samp7228 *everyone's
"Oh yeah baby shred that squishy banana good Mmm~" This is what i thought of and i am not very proud.
Shredder: any last words? Screaming chickens: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
0:23 me checks pants “sighs in relief” thank God!
1:59
1:58
What?
Lmao 🤣
It fart
XD
10:04 when you gotta get rid of the evidence.
Hey wasup dog
Lol
XD
More like 0:12
Theres a new sheriff in town.
8:14 “Antistress” *That shredding moment gave me stress.*
not me
Can we please just admit the foam noodle was the best sound
#70 I was literally crying, why the Minecraft plush??? They were so young!!!
Yea they didn’t deserve it :(
R.i.p Minecraft plush's :(
You can see the life leave their eyes as they are sacrificed for views and shock values laugh. The plushies question their mere existence to be brutally murdered by a object shredding maniac.
i was sad too...
that's what I said!
7:53 that caught me off guard 😂
5:48 was a scream of terror😂😂
0:57 was the best
Someone pouring water
1:09 200 dollars that one card left is a uno reverse card
0:00 piece of paper 0:03 marzipan 0:06 grapefruit 0:12 plastic leg 0:15 ghostface 0:19 rubber ducks 0:22 eggplant 0:29 filter 0:35 squishy burger 0:42 toothpaste 0:48 sponge puzzle 0:55 jelly Bundt cake 1:02 uno cards 1:10 anti stress toy 1:22 corn sticks 1:30 cutting board 1:35 squishy watermelon 1:46 paper roll 1:50 fart pillow 2:00 cardboard 2:05 skittles 2:11 bear toy 2:17 tapeline 2:23 plexiglass 2:29 soaps 2:42 rubber candy 2:49 gloves 2:57 bath balls 3:02 sponge football 3:08 cigarettes 3:15 plush Minecraft toys 3:27 chocolate coins 3:33 toilet paper 3:40 plastic sticks 3:45 play money 3:51 poop slime 3:59 green slime 4:07 floppy disc 4:11 sponges 4:24 spider toy 4:31 chocolates 4:48 squishy banana 4:54 2 glass of orbeez 4:59 sponge balls 5:10 m&m’s 5:24 stress balls 5:33 jelly ball 5:42 screaming chickens 5:51 bubble wrap 6:01 sponge 6:05 squishy ice cream 6:11 shopping cart 6:16 foam noodle 6:34 foam noodles 6:53 pasta 6:59 metal scrubber 7:05 balloon 7:14 knee pad 7:23 tube 7:35 pringles 7:46 mini basketball 7:52 iPad back cover 8:00 squishy ball 8:09 plush antistree toy 8:19 soccer shoe 8:25 metal bottle 8:29 cheese grater 8:35 toy monsters 8:50 orbeez 8:57 onions 9:04 claws 9:11 jelly 9:21 gummy worm 9:38 straws 9:48 pop corn 9:53 chewing gum 10:03 the sheriff's hat 10:10 slime tube 10:20 pineapple 10:27 gummy bear 10:36 kinetic sand 10:50 rubber balls 10:57 pumpkin 11:09 red slime 11:18 wafer 11:29 foam 11:47 plate buoy 12:00 giant slime 12:11 football 12:21 jelly sticks 12:38 cardboard (again) 12:44 floral foam 12:53 frisbee 13:16 jelly hand 13:30 mega slime 13:49 cucumber 13:58 jelly sprite 14:14 10 balls 14:32 peeled watermelon 15:03 done ✔
00:03 #99 marzipan
Thank you!
@@ViniciusCanalOfficalcorrect
GIRL! !!!!! WHY????!!!!???!!!
The fact you called a whoopee cushion a “fart pillow” is all i needed 😂
Number 60 was straight up brutal. Each of those chocolates had to watch their friends suffer a horrible fate until it was their turn.
r/i’m14andthisisdeep (Idk how to say it but… EdgY)
@@user-gt1uq3rb9e 😅
Those chocolates look nasty anyways
@@user-gt1uq3rb9e aáákáá
Wanna talk brutal this channel shredded a a cute little duckling once the title of the video was “cute little duckling vs shredded”😭
1:55 Had me dying of laughter :P
Ik
Same
Same
SAME
Dude same. laughed 1 minute straight
7:13 I'm impressed how it didn't pop!
вы дураки😡👹👹👹👺😿😾😾
2:29 '' honey where are the soaps in my secret stash? '' '' ummm idk? ''
8:15 that’s the goriest death I’ve ever seen
Crap
@@farmerjohnofficial poop
Oh yea
@@farmerjohnofficial shit
@@farmerjohnofficial diarrhea
3:15 where gamers started crying
Paper 0:02 0:04 Marzipan 0:08 Orange 0:12 Leg 0:18 Scream 0:22 Duck 0:25 Eggplants 0:31 Filter 0:36 Hamburger (Squishy) 0:47 Toothpaste 0:53 Puzzle 0:57 Jelly Bundt Cake 1:03 UNO Cards 1:14 Anti Stress Toy 1:23 Corn Sticks 1:31 Cutting Board 1:37 Watermelon (Squishy) 1:47 Paper Roll 1:52 Whoope! Cushion 2:02 Cardboard 2:06 Skittles 2:13 Bear Toy 2:19 Tapeline 2:25 Plexiglass 2:30 Soaps! 2:43 Rubber Candy 2:53 Gloves 3:01 Bath Balls 3:06 Football 3:12 Cigarettes 3:17 Minecraft toy 3:24 Sheep Toy 3:29 Coins 3:34 Toilet Papers 3:42 Plastic Sticks 3:48 Money 3:53 Poop Slime 4:01 Green Slime 4:09 Disc 4:14 Sponges 4:27 Spider 4:33 Chocolate 4:48 Squishy Banana 4:58 Orbeez 5:04 Sponge Balls 5:12 M&Ms (My Favorite Candy) 5:26 Stress Balls 5:34 Jelly Ball 5:44 Screaming Chickens 5:53 Bubble Wrap 6:02 Sponge 6:07 Squishy Ice Cream 6:13 Shopping Cart 6:19 Foam Noodles 6:35 Foam Noodles 2 6:56 Pasta 7:02 Metal Scrubbers 7:06 Balloon 7:15 Knee Pad 7:25 Tube 7:37 Pringles 7:48 basketball 7:54 Apple IPad 8:02 Squishy Ball 8:10 Plush Toy 8:21 Soccer Shoe 8:31 Grater 8:37 Toy Monsters 8:55 Orbeez 9:02 Onions 9:08 Claws 9:14 Jelly 9:29 Worm 9:40 Straws
i like how brainless yet satisfying this is.
The duckies were crying for help 😂
no they said oof
rubber duckies dubber ruckies clutcher yuckies brutter luckies
:(
When ernie in lost episode on sesame street
They SCREAMED in agony
5:47 those Chicken's reaction though-
@@babybustingnts wtf did I just read
@@babybustingnts i dont understand
😢😢😢not funny I don't know if I can recover from my loss
?
HAHAHAHA
Secret lore: the machine is actually an ancient eldrich horror who if not properly fed and said feedings not recorded and posted to the internet would destroy the whole universe
1:55 definetly the best one 😂
5:49 the last words the chickens said was "help us" rip rubber chickens 😢😢😢😭
*_P R E S S F T O P A Y R E S P E C T S_*
5:48
1:58 ah yes the final words of a true hero
Fr
"My death was overly exaggerated" *farts*
023
023
That’s hundreds maybe thousands of dollars wasted. But I still can get enough of the whoopee cushion!!! 😂
Wow this is awesome👍 you are amazing!👍. You are awesome!
Yes
“Want some cigarettes?” Me: sure Me when I get home: 3:09
1:58 I couldn't stop laughing 💀☠️
SAME LMFAO
0:23 me: satisfy- Guy next to me: *AHHHHHHHHHH!* Me: 👁👄👁
D:Dad where is my toys Dad:Well
Ohhhh wow por toys 😔😔😔😔
daddy
5:35 Oh wow, I LOVE the sound of this one.
Gross
Same
SUSSY
sus
sussy baka 😳😳😳
Dude the anti-stress toy was insane 🤩
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1:05 is truly a foolproof strategy in uno
I have two questions 1. WHY ARE THEY WASTING ALL OF THIS GREAT STUFF???? 2. how do you clean it?
"He's asking the real questions here"
Satisfying video
Shut up please this food is out of date
@@jaydarden9538 shut up
@@jaydarden9538 nobody cares
7:37 I love how you have a container with the old Pringles logo. The new one is lifeless.
Yep
But now the last one.... is gone
True
They HAD one :D
Pringoooals?
The jelly hand is the most interesting part
XD The little toot when the Whuppie Cushion was crushed was hilarious 😂
Part of me hates this because it’s so wasteful but the other part of me can’t get enough 😭
Me too
sameee :(
How is it wasteful?- alot of the foods are expired It's not like you can give them to homeless people
some of the things can be used
@@ashlyn_370 yeah
2:36 WHO WANTS A BAR OF SOAP like this comment if you want a bar of soap
W to the guy for wasting money to entertain us
Yeah your right
It’s actually different KZheadrs doing this. He just mushed them into one long video
Unless he did all of this 😬
Y’all are wrong accept Benjejeburger and randomjoeumightnotseegai
@@tashamacdonald3573 :|
POV: the uno cards had a reverse card so the KZheadr got shredded instead
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
5:43 why did I feel sorry for the chickens bc they were screaming
I have a plastic chicken like that!
It sounds like laughter.
0:42 Boys on December 1st:
People that celebrate Christmas: *confused screaming* Edit: This is a No Nut November joke, I know that, but this comment is one year ago
6:55 as an Italian this Is the hardest part for me to Watch!
it's absolutely heartbreaking 😔
Дуррак
Mario you better look away fast 😂😅
Nearly busted a lung laughing at 1:58
4:25 *shredding spider* Spiders watching: 👁👄👁
@Isaac Simmons that's more like it 😏👌
Ahhh... I could watch these all day
Imagine seeing this guy in the ace hardware store saying “I could crush that” 😭
"hey! Where did all our money go?" "Check the shredder."
Not the best accountant but still learning.
hahaha
0:21 Reminds me of how the egg farmers treat the baby male ducks 😢😔 3:09 That’ll teach you kids to never smoke 4:13 Spongebob’s family literally dying 5:48 The terrified screams of those chickens dying…😭 6:03 Spongbob eventually dying
One of SpongeBob's family survived... we'll never forget the rest of SpongeBob's family ✊😞
Spongebob is a certain type of sponge, a sea sponge, bath sponges are yes
Breeding: *STAHP RIGHT DERE*
Nobody care
SpongeBob’s abrasive side survived
#76 took soap cutting to the next level.
*When you realize you accidentally brought an uno reverse card*
2:40 the shredder getting nice and clean
2:33
Well yes but actually yes
That’s chalk
7:53 for a minute I thought this was an iPad and that he was going to shred it lol
Same 😳
It sounded like the screaming chickens were saying "Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh!" 😂😅
That one uno card that didn’t went in was probably a cancel or reverse.
Not the squish balls 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
1:16 when the stress toy doesn't relieve any stress
3:36- So THAT's what happened to all the toilet paper in 2020! LOL
I love how the clipboard said ASMR 😂
The sadness in my eyes when they crushed the pringles-
7:36
Gojzer: *shreds toilet paper People in 2020: *ouch*
More like 2020: 😡😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡
8:47 here’s a replay of the satisfying pOp
That jelly ball looks delicious🤤
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Goodbye SpongeBob 4:12
1:57 me lo esperaba XDD 🤣
3:34 So that's where it all went.
I like how they put something that can help u relieve stress in there
“Honey, lock your stuff up, Tommy is doin it again”
1:22 was such a nice soothing clip make sure to use full volume it's sooo soothing.
Rip headphone users
Lol it sounds like A shower
All this stuff getting shredded is making my heart melt
the miniature shopping cart i was like nooooooo
that truck and plastic thing was so satisfying🎉
Bruh dis vid almost made me fall asleep 😴
I really like the sponges 4:12 then the sponge balls 4:59 Lat off the Jelly ball 5:33
023 0:04
1:02 the uno cards be like: *NO YOU* 🔁
That one uno card:
POV: this trend ended a few years ago but you still find it entertaining
1:58 that last toot was legendary
The pool noodle was like I ain't getting shredded yeet!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it’s paper
*Shreds the toiletpaper * Me: SO thats where it went
Oh my god the jelly was amazing 😮
14:33 the moment we all waited for
When they shredded the toilet paper, everyone felt that.
⁰⁰⁰55455t55555ty66tt55555tytttyhbbygpfjfxbbxfgfgffffgdfgthi7llkkll09gjbghhhhhhjhhhh
I once had a dream that I could finally get some quality toilet paper at my house… the dream never came true…
Ikr
No one: Boys on december 1st: 0:46
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Netflix: You still watching? Someone’s step-son: 0:46
Its a special event after no nut November
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Knew I'd find this comment
I love your vids Because they are so satisfying❤
That fart pillow tho 💀💀✋🏻
Him:**shows food that's about to be shredded** Me: don't do it Him:**puts it in the shredder** Me: that is very illegal you monster i will see you in court
He doesn’t know your saying that it’s not live why did u click the video then
@@tylersdad3447 I think you missed the joke.
@@tylersdad3447 that doesn't change the fact that he could have eaten that but no he decided to waist it
@@thetriplee6181 there is no joke
@@tylersdad3447 It flew over your head, go pick it up over there.
how shredder machines get clean 2:33
Just needs some water 😌✨
@@bananastoapples1646 yep
It’s so satisfying
theres a great deal of poetic irony to there being only one Uno card that survived~
5:18 when mom says no more candy this is what she ment lol!
I agree with you
8:14 *i love how it pops like a whole murder scene in a movie*
lol