How is it to catch a pigeon and surprise an owl and a cat? We teach pigeons not to fly to the window

Attention! All actions are performed exclusively for educational and cognitive purposes! Not a single bird was injured. The described method is sometimes necessary when catching birds to help them. For example, when it is necessary to remove the wound thread from the pigeon's paw. The method is safe for the health of birds.
After manipulating the birds, be sure to disinfect your hands.
Do not lick the birds and the surfaces on which the birds walked!
Do not show this method to your cats, so as not to drop their self-esteem!
Do not show this method to elderly ladies feeding pigeons, in order to avoid injury with stick-like objects!
Do not do this in front of your owls, so that the owls do not finally decide that you are an incorrigible hopeless cretin.
You can show this method to all the surrounding pigeons, pestering you and shitting on your cornice. It is recommended to show it several times with deliberate escalation and exaggeration of the degree of danger of the situation. You can pretend that you bite off the pigeon's head, but I wrote above that you can't lick them, so get out of the situation yourself.
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