"Be A Man!" | Russell Peters

2016 ж. 31 Қаз.
2 945 113 Рет қаралды

Chinese people will never give you a bargain... Here's a clip from my 2004 "Comedy Now" set.

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  • The reason why people don't hate on Russell for doing accents is because he does them so damn well and genuinely Respect.

    @eunhyuekpark6159@eunhyuekpark61595 жыл бұрын
    • Just started watching Russell, can't get enough, makes you laugh at yourself, wish I could do the Chinese accent, live the Indian pearant????? Somebody going to ger hurt!!!! 😉 😂 🇬🇧

      @marklloyd4087@marklloyd40874 жыл бұрын
    • His crowd is really diverse. The key is he makes fun of everybody, including himself.

      @HongFeiBai@HongFeiBai4 жыл бұрын
    • @hireshi-azu You must be really fun at parties

      @justs_@justs_4 жыл бұрын
    • @hireshi-azu it doesn't really work that way. As long as you're funny, you can make fun of anybody.

      @incineratorium@incineratorium4 жыл бұрын
    • It's not just that he seems like a nice guy as well.

      @some1350@some13504 жыл бұрын
  • "I sell you thirty today, tomorrow you come I close down." 🤣🤣🤣

    @theunderrated86@theunderrated864 жыл бұрын
    • Close up better

      @edres80@edres804 жыл бұрын
    • @abdus salam Also in Singapore and Indonesia hahaha

      @SmellyFartSoHard@SmellyFartSoHard4 жыл бұрын
    • its fhirty !

      @BatfreakinMan@BatfreakinMan4 жыл бұрын
    • It’s “crose” down.

      @oilersridersbluejays@oilersridersbluejays Жыл бұрын
  • Im a chinese and Ive never laugh so hard in recent years

    @OQblablaQO@OQblablaQO6 жыл бұрын
    • @Buddy laughed**

      @Tipticklerrr@Tipticklerrr5 жыл бұрын
    • When he used to be good

      @harmeetsbhatia@harmeetsbhatia5 жыл бұрын
    • the hell u are

      @MJ-mo3in@MJ-mo3in5 жыл бұрын
    • @@tajwarjamil6186 Rmfao**

      @aeyvan@aeyvan5 жыл бұрын
    • So glad you have a sense of humour too many softies these days. Just laugh its very funny

      @PalmBaiReader@PalmBaiReader5 жыл бұрын
  • 50 years from now, this bit by Russell will still be legendary.

    @pearl0938@pearl09383 жыл бұрын
    • It's perfection

      @faridddddd@faridddddd2 жыл бұрын
  • "BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!!" LMAOO!

    @jaleesatrevelyan1510@jaleesatrevelyan15107 жыл бұрын
    • Noooooooo

      @fajaradi1223@fajaradi12235 жыл бұрын
    • Hahahaha nooooooo

      @IrenaDeacon@IrenaDeacon5 жыл бұрын
    • @@IrenaDeacon Firty Fife dowlas!

      @ryanpulliam8987@ryanpulliam89874 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly this is the best anyone can go near to mimicking Chinese accent 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

    @nadeemshaikh7077@nadeemshaikh70776 жыл бұрын
    • Infinite Being How do you know?

      @skylovermc2146@skylovermc21464 жыл бұрын
    • what about a Korean or Japanese mimicking Chinese accent ? I know these 3 languages are vastly different, but they share the same phonetics, L = R, B = V, and even the accent etc....

      @belalabusultan5911@belalabusultan59114 жыл бұрын
    • @Infinite Being his name is Muslim and middle eastern, and his skin is not black, so he's from the middle east, north Africa, or Central Asia.

      @belalabusultan5911@belalabusultan59114 жыл бұрын
    • Hongkie accent

      @just4therecord@just4therecord3 жыл бұрын
    • Check out Godfrey. He also does a good Chinese impersonation.

      @MrALenCar321@MrALenCar3213 жыл бұрын
  • Today we were discussing a business contract between an Indian company and a Chinese company, it took us 10 hours, we've signed it 1:30 AM A freaking M! So i had to show them this video, even though it was a very formal meeting. Needless to say the whole conference room was laughing like crazy, especially after our 10 hour negotiation!=)

    @budhainme@budhainme5 жыл бұрын
    • Владимир Бадалян 😂😂

      @nkumar3331@nkumar33315 жыл бұрын
    • hahaha, what a perfect time to show this! Hopefully there will be more cooperation and business between the two countries in future.

      @09lz90@09lz905 жыл бұрын
    • What a smart move 😂👏🏻

      @tryingmybest7659@tryingmybest76594 жыл бұрын
    • N Kumar I swear I read this exactly at 1:30 AM

      @vane2149@vane21494 жыл бұрын
    • Мощный ход бро 🖒😃

      @user-rs2zy6fi9z@user-rs2zy6fi9z4 жыл бұрын
  • I would go around my whole life with that accent if I could.

    @vishnudakshin5800@vishnudakshin58007 жыл бұрын
    • Vishnu Dakshin I can

      @amoschan9531@amoschan95316 жыл бұрын
    • Amos chan lol

      @amirmordechai1806@amirmordechai18066 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @derpyflash6737@derpyflash67376 жыл бұрын
    • HAHA me too! So I'm at work just sitting at my desk doing as little as possible, when all of a sudden I hear Russell Peters in my head doing his Chinese accent! I figured that I am either going (or have gone) crazy or it's my internal telling me to watch some Russell Peters because I need a good laugh or I really will go crazy.

      @aberamagold7509@aberamagold75096 жыл бұрын
    • Not in America

      @bryanabrego610@bryanabrego6105 жыл бұрын
  • he acted really chinese -- cantonese part of china

    @haoming3430@haoming34307 жыл бұрын
    • tru northern chinese ppl r much chiller lol

      @jenniferyu2828@jenniferyu28285 жыл бұрын
    • @@jenniferyu2828 is it because it's colder in the north? Lol

      @SM-dt3xo@SM-dt3xo5 жыл бұрын
    • Theo McDowell ba dum tss

      @hybrid4117@hybrid41175 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @IrenaDeacon@IrenaDeacon5 жыл бұрын
    • @@SM-dt3xo is it? 🤔😆

      @IrenaDeacon@IrenaDeacon5 жыл бұрын
  • My dad is Chinese, and he says his accent is perfect!

    @CashCatMoney@CashCatMoney4 жыл бұрын
    • So ur dad is Chinese And that's make u....

      @vanhalen4life1@vanhalen4life14 жыл бұрын
    • @@vanhalen4life1 Korean

      @lakshmendiratta1289@lakshmendiratta12893 жыл бұрын
    • your dad is Chinese but you ain't????????????????

      @stevehangzo7159@stevehangzo71593 жыл бұрын
    • @Harsh Rana Rajput of course captain obvious Sherlock Holmes

      @stevehangzo7159@stevehangzo71592 жыл бұрын
  • I'll never get tired of this it's too relatable and hilarious

    @chuchuchuchia@chuchuchuchia6 жыл бұрын
  • As a Cantonese Chinese who lives in the States, this sounds legit!!!!!

    @changjiang3152@changjiang31524 жыл бұрын
  • In china, bargaining is most common things in a deal no matter how big it is. Seems Indians also like to bargain, they do better...:)

    @gavinchan4627@gavinchan46277 жыл бұрын
    • Justin chan ahahahaahha

      @advait9253@advait92536 жыл бұрын
    • is that u justin?

      @adityadwibedi617@adityadwibedi6176 жыл бұрын
    • yes in China but in Hong Kong, they probably tell you to "do the right thing" too....haha

      @just4therecord@just4therecord5 жыл бұрын
    • The chinese and indians regularly try to out jew eachother.

      @casperchristensen8354@casperchristensen83544 жыл бұрын
    • @Infinite Being" Doooooo the right Thing!! "

      @casperchristensen8354@casperchristensen83544 жыл бұрын
  • For a thing of 10 dollars, the Chinese will price it at 1000 dollars first and, if you bargain, they will offer you a discounted price at 500 dollars :D

    @kplee9861@kplee98616 жыл бұрын
    • I've been there. I've asked the price for a counterfeit Football jersey, which normally costs 95-100$ (including shipping charges), but that guy said 200$

      @BhaskarSinhaRZ@BhaskarSinhaRZ6 жыл бұрын
    • I said, "Brother, are you serious? I can instead buy the original for 95$"

      @BhaskarSinhaRZ@BhaskarSinhaRZ6 жыл бұрын
    • :D

      @user-yk3ky1ut1y@user-yk3ky1ut1y5 жыл бұрын
    • It's unfornately very true. Most merchant would offer you a 50% off themselves if you just start to walk away. 😂

      @vincentxu8217@vincentxu82175 жыл бұрын
    • @@BhaskarSinhaRZ They will reply: " then u go buy the original lo". XD

      @alexandertan8592@alexandertan85924 жыл бұрын
  • he did the accent thing pretty amazing 😂😂

    @sankranti7687@sankranti76877 жыл бұрын
  • You're the best Russell lol.

    @BryanCasella@BryanCasella4 жыл бұрын
    • You've tried other Russells?

      @Nou-vn3ye@Nou-vn3ye3 жыл бұрын
    • Wait there's other Russell?

      @Brandon-dj9cq@Brandon-dj9cq3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Brandon-dj9cq HELLO MR CAT

      @dodothebird2199@dodothebird21993 жыл бұрын
    • No ur the best

      @kiratubhi9125@kiratubhi91253 жыл бұрын
    • Why the lol at the end

      @shre4770@shre47703 жыл бұрын
  • how.... how does this never get old?

    @muscleandmath2910@muscleandmath29107 жыл бұрын
    • muscleandmath Because people never change 😂😂

      @TommyViny@TommyViny7 жыл бұрын
  • Being half chinese, I still gotta say, man, your jokes are hilarious even if I've heard them 20 times, you are legendary and whenever I get stressed in life, your vids cheer me up. Big thanks for being a legend!

    @davmon1202@davmon12023 жыл бұрын
  • "Be a man! Do the right thing!"

    @jair7231@jair72316 жыл бұрын
    • actually, he was helping the customer. He was warning the customer that he might increase the price for his behavior.

      @BhaskarSinhaRZ@BhaskarSinhaRZ6 жыл бұрын
  • This is my all time favourite Russell Peters mimicry. Cannot get ever tired of this piece of highest level of creativity, perfection, and comic performance.

    @rranjan08@rranjan083 жыл бұрын
  • lol oh man, he's so good with accents

    @225kristent@225kristent6 жыл бұрын
  • I need to go see one of these shows! Russell Peters is the best comedian.

    @trevorhering8856@trevorhering88567 жыл бұрын
    • Trevor Hering ...I don't know about the "best" my man, He's funny for sure, but Dave Chappelle is the best these days*

      @Immortalized1@Immortalized16 жыл бұрын
    • Immortalized1 can you give a link of his best video .I don't know him.

      @MrSami-tv6vl@MrSami-tv6vl6 жыл бұрын
    • Nope. Harith Izkandar is the best

      @problem9577@problem95775 жыл бұрын
    • Burr, Peters, and Chappelle are all great.

      @Vistresian1941@Vistresian19415 жыл бұрын
    • Immortalized1 Yes, you are correct. However, Jamie Foxx is the total entertainer and performer. He can do all the voices and celebrities. Then he will add playing the piano and sing. Also, he can Mimic the singers .

      @Kemet3.0@Kemet3.05 жыл бұрын
  • I'll never forget the first time my Chinese friend told me about this skit. First time I ever heard Russell and been a fan ever since. Still hilarious!

    @crystinamarie1@crystinamarie13 жыл бұрын
  • That mall he describes is 20 minutes from where i live, Totaly ACCURATE!!!

    @FeFe500@FeFe5005 жыл бұрын
    • Felix Cruick - your sexiness is shocking

      @freshlove7926@freshlove79264 жыл бұрын
    • Markham

      @vimalvijayagovind@vimalvijayagovind2 жыл бұрын
  • He nailed the freaking accent so well.

    @Barkotina@Barkotina5 жыл бұрын
  • Saw it 100 times and still legendary.

    @crossocean5663@crossocean56635 жыл бұрын
  • Absolute classic!

    @MithunOnTheNet@MithunOnTheNet7 жыл бұрын
  • I seen this video for 4 times just to laught at his mimicry of chinese accent.

    @kookyanmol3443@kookyanmol34436 жыл бұрын
    • Similar to Việt also...

      @kinkane5566@kinkane55663 жыл бұрын
  • i am a chinese ethnic and i find this true + funny

    @pec1739@pec17397 жыл бұрын
    • bullshit

      @dayday3217@dayday32176 жыл бұрын
    • han?

      @robroux6074@robroux60744 жыл бұрын
  • Still the best skit he's ever done, I come back to this video often lol

    @airforce9872@airforce98723 жыл бұрын
    • BE A MAN, DO THE RIGHT THING is something I randomly say all the time. Nobody gets its tho

      @faderhead@faderhead3 жыл бұрын
  • In 2010 I watched this first time and laughed like crazy. In 2019 I am watching this again maybe 100 times, BEST COMEDIAN OF THE AGE!

    @shih-hsuanyu2940@shih-hsuanyu29404 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah i grew up watching him

      @SabreGamer@SabreGamer4 жыл бұрын
  • This is hilarious. Anyone can relate to this. His mannerisms are sensational.

    @eversunnyguy@eversunnyguy6 жыл бұрын
  • This is my fave Russel Peter's clip

    @troisxa@troisxa3 жыл бұрын
  • His impressions are so perfect..

    @abhinavaggarwal5488@abhinavaggarwal54885 жыл бұрын
  • Still hilarious as hell as 12 years ago

    @user-lv1fk6xw7z@user-lv1fk6xw7z5 жыл бұрын
  • I've watched this over 100 times I never stopped laughing 😂

    @yash1one556@yash1one5565 жыл бұрын
  • Still the best joke he made.

    @ArmadusMalaysia@ArmadusMalaysia7 жыл бұрын
  • Russell Peters' *Comedy Now* set is one of the all time best stand up comedy sets - ever. I've watched it at least a couple dozen times, and it kills me every time. This popped up in my suggestions and I HAD to stop what I was doing and watch this bit once more. And crack up laughing - once more. "Noooooo!" 😂😂😂 👍👍👍

    @Payin_Attention@Payin_Attention4 жыл бұрын
  • this is literally the BEST SHOW ever. I watched it 15 years ago and still cant get over this...

    @nomispace5348@nomispace53484 жыл бұрын
  • I started watching this then thought, ‘ahh, I’ve seen this one.’ Still watched it & laughed though

    @COSCOSBEATS@COSCOSBEATS4 жыл бұрын
  • This is one of his best performances !!!😂😂

    @akshittuli1211@akshittuli12116 жыл бұрын
  • This is still funny in 2018. This is actually the bit where I discovered Russel Peters. There was this kid in my school who was a big fan, and he impersonated him for a class activity, did the bit and had us all cackling. Memories. :')

    @alleycat2297@alleycat22975 жыл бұрын
  • On point chinese logic & accent! Ahey🤣🤣🤣

    @kanshityadav2841@kanshityadav28415 жыл бұрын
  • I have watched Russell comedy for years and never get bored, he is the only comedian I am following

    @MrLeetwe@MrLeetwe3 жыл бұрын
  • That was one of the best Impressions I've ever seen! ^_~

    @jacktheripper4731@jacktheripper47314 жыл бұрын
  • Russell Peter's Chinese skit is the best. I never get bored of this skit.

    @thuydoan7496@thuydoan7496 Жыл бұрын
  • This is one of his best, watched 20 years ago, still very funny

    @qazimax7637@qazimax7637 Жыл бұрын
  • I go to pacific mall all the time and ive been in this situation so many times and it always reminds me of this bit. Im also indian too which makes it funnier.

    @akuma4u@akuma4u3 жыл бұрын
  • We are lucky to experience your comedy. Absolute legend!

    @PriyeshDhoolab@PriyeshDhoolab2 жыл бұрын
  • This just happened to my mom last friday! Hilarious haha we're Chinese-Filipino by the way. The pain in my mother's eyes when she couldn't even get the price to budge - priceless. HAHAHA I think asians in general are cheap LOL Hahaha *You give me 30 dollars, I close down.*

    @jeromejoz5935@jeromejoz59357 жыл бұрын
    • Jerome Joz *you give me 30 dollars, I close down

      @audioamateur@audioamateur6 жыл бұрын
    • I give you [the price] of 30 dollars, I close down.

      @jeromejoz5935@jeromejoz59356 жыл бұрын
    • Asians are not cheap They are not fortunate enough to establish colonies like france england etc did.They have been sucked up dry.

      @mrutunjayadhikari3587@mrutunjayadhikari35876 жыл бұрын
  • This is spot fuckin on!!! chinese here

    @cypresspuz@cypresspuz7 жыл бұрын
  • This cracks me up so hard. This imitation is amazing 😁😁😁

    @nesher1eagle1@nesher1eagle15 жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely one of my favorite of all time

    @farhadmiah8968@farhadmiah89683 жыл бұрын
  • I can't stop watching this. I laugh so much every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

    @ElianeCristinaSusin@ElianeCristinaSusin3 жыл бұрын
  • I first saw a video of Russell Peters’ Comedy Now show 20 years ago when I was in college. Yesterday I made a purchase somewhere that happened to come out to $34.50, and I couldn’t stop chuckling to myself as I was paying.

    @AnandDharan-tf1jo@AnandDharan-tf1jo17 күн бұрын
  • Gotta love how he can do these many accents with such authenticity

    @pfh-hh1sq@pfh-hh1sq6 жыл бұрын
  • one of the best

    @mojojocal8940@mojojocal89407 жыл бұрын
    • no

      @Jimbahiya@Jimbahiya7 жыл бұрын
    • Be a man

      @lindarocca2097@lindarocca20974 жыл бұрын
  • "Furty-fie dohlazz" 😂

    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid3 жыл бұрын
  • you are the best man ... love your shows since Outsourced ...keep 'm coming

    @kumarv4024@kumarv4024 Жыл бұрын
  • Even his facial expressions turned like a Chinese person. This dude is extra talented!

    @LadyVoldemort@LadyVoldemort5 жыл бұрын
    • *Lady Voldemort* I guess he practises a lot by doing voices and facial expressions of certain races. This why he’s so good at it. Practice makes perfect!😉

      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg@SamarIqbal-ye3tg4 жыл бұрын
  • Even after watching this gig 50 times...i break out at ' hey, be a man!!'

    @anupamsingh25@anupamsingh25 Жыл бұрын
  • This just popped in my head from years ago 😂😂😂

    @nekcobryant3958@nekcobryant3958 Жыл бұрын
  • Russell jokes will never gets old. Legend there.

    @Juckie44@Juckie443 жыл бұрын
  • When a unstoppable force meets a immovable object

    @Ash-qp3sw@Ash-qp3sw3 жыл бұрын
  • This is my favourite clip of Russell..be a man😂😂😂

    @pandiyanmanickam1768@pandiyanmanickam17682 жыл бұрын
  • This is one of the best stand ups of all time

    @arashkordi7771@arashkordi77714 жыл бұрын
  • Oh my goodness, still funny to this day 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 I miss when you were on tv

    @shantelle1440@shantelle14409 ай бұрын
  • i have watched this for over 50 times still laugh

    @lordzson2700@lordzson27003 жыл бұрын
  • this is the best show of Russel Peters

    @retf054ewte3@retf054ewte3 Жыл бұрын
  • "Firty-five dowlahss"

    @bae_arthur@bae_arthur5 жыл бұрын
    • Nooooo. Firty fouuuu fifty

      @ryanpulliam8987@ryanpulliam89874 жыл бұрын
    • @@ryanpulliam8987 Be A Man!

      @faderhead@faderhead3 жыл бұрын
    • @@faderhead DOOOO DA RIGHT FING!

      @ryanpulliam8987@ryanpulliam89873 жыл бұрын
  • Now that i have seen uncle rogers videos, i can vouch even more that russel is the best in getting accents right🙏🏽🙏🏽

    @spr15@spr153 жыл бұрын
  • That's gotta be the best impression and mannerisms of an Asian shopkeeper, unbelievable! 😂

    @walcoman@walcoman4 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks Russell for making us laugh. Love you!

    @wiseman3911@wiseman39113 жыл бұрын
  • as chinese i certified this is so tru and funny omg i was exposed

    @jenniferyu2828@jenniferyu28285 жыл бұрын
  • Gold. Watching again in 2022!

    @KatorAbaagu@KatorAbaagu2 жыл бұрын
  • 26 people didn't do the right thing... BE A MAN! 🤗🤗

    @rupkumarmurmu4840@rupkumarmurmu48406 жыл бұрын
  • I'm Vietnamese Chinese Canadian and one time I was angry at a now ex friend and I went all "noooooo" in a serious way But seriously yeah us Chinese love to stretch the o in no. When we're angry we are angry

    @piedathemokona@piedathemokona5 жыл бұрын
  • Lights up mood everyday.

    @ashishdhakal6630@ashishdhakal66304 жыл бұрын
  • "Be a man, doooooo the right Thing."

    @casperchristensen8354@casperchristensen83544 жыл бұрын
  • 347 people didn't do the right thing

    @jorgegaytan3012@jorgegaytan30127 жыл бұрын
    • They weren't men

      @shubhamchakraborty3079@shubhamchakraborty30795 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @cheehouchong1026@cheehouchong10265 жыл бұрын
    • @0 0 they didn't have.... Firty Fife dowlahs

      @ryanpulliam8987@ryanpulliam89874 жыл бұрын
    • @0 0 lol

      @ryanpulliam8987@ryanpulliam89874 жыл бұрын
    • I chose to like you comment since I did the right thing

      @cesarpassmore3772@cesarpassmore37724 жыл бұрын
  • That's the best of Russell Peters 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @elizabethjoseph1620@elizabethjoseph16205 жыл бұрын
    • Elizabeth Joseph (“This is) the best (from) Russell Peters!”😊

      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg@SamarIqbal-ye3tg4 жыл бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣 thanks russ that brightened my day.

    @thisguy4397@thisguy43973 жыл бұрын
  • His accents are the bests

    @cyl0118@cyl01185 жыл бұрын
    • chaoticly (best)!😊

      @SamarIqbal-ye3tg@SamarIqbal-ye3tg4 жыл бұрын
  • never gets old !

    @ranjitb68@ranjitb685 жыл бұрын
  • I've watched this several times and still laughing my ass out! :D

    @linkcubuspark@linkcubuspark26 күн бұрын
  • "todayyoucometomrrow i close down"" i lost it

    @doomane@doomane4 жыл бұрын
  • Surprised it’s 2023 and it’s still on KZhead😆

    @PatossMctoss@PatossMctoss8 ай бұрын
  • Finally you made it to KZhead.

    @majid85@majid857 жыл бұрын
    • you are kidding right? lol

      @lahoevo3gsr@lahoevo3gsr7 жыл бұрын
    • hello

      @stealth9237@stealth92375 жыл бұрын
  • This is like a time capsule of good memories, anyone in University around this time knows whats up!

    @Jameslawz@Jameslawz2 жыл бұрын
  • This never gets old

    @thismodeleatsalot@thismodeleatsalot3 жыл бұрын
  • His mimicry was on Point😂👌

    @Syed_MH@Syed_MH Жыл бұрын
  • One of the funniest men in this world. 💕

    @TheCancer833@TheCancer8335 жыл бұрын
  • Omg Peter your Chinese accents is perfectly amazing too funny.

    @RJ-gv4ep@RJ-gv4ep Жыл бұрын
  • Just hilarious!!

    @susankande7461@susankande74617 жыл бұрын
  • Woo Hoo For Pacific Mall - Had the same experiences there !

    @nischay341@nischay3413 жыл бұрын
  • This is the best episode i saw.

    @av5084@av50843 жыл бұрын
  • I can tell without experiencing this myself that it's pretty accurate:)

    @ladyvincenza@ladyvincenza7 жыл бұрын
  • "Be a man!", says the guy that ask for permission to his wife for a discount....

    @akhenatn@akhenatn3 жыл бұрын
  • He is Awesome 👍👍👍

    @zhanarbekenova5079@zhanarbekenova50795 жыл бұрын
  • Legendary act!

    @bhaskarmothali@bhaskarmothali2 жыл бұрын
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